/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>It's not about the numbers, it's about getting enjoyment

[Anonymous No.]

Based. Corpos won't undertand

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>>11547438
>If, tomorrow, I tell the viewers that, like, Ayame won't stream, or Haachama wiill be on hiatus, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan.” But when I say that one little detective ate a piece of bread, well then everyone loses their minds!"

[Anonymous No.]

>Rest assured, our number threads are safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>11547438
>It's simple we kill the numberfags

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>>11548119
>corpos won't understand that it's about enjoyment and not the numbers
untrue, i always understood that as my oshi had (i think) the lowest viewership (en) streams in hololive, Artia. I never cared how popular she was, i just had more fun watching her streams than almost anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>11549873
>if it's so simple why haven't you done it?

[Anonymous No.]

so true, joker!

[Anonymous No.]

>Do i really look like a guy with an oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11550093
>If you are good at something, never do it for no (You)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>11550354
VERY POOR CHOICE OF WORDS

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>>11550354
yes

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>>11550093

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a unicorn chasing rrats, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I.. caught it- yknow- I just.. do things

[Anonymous No.]

>The cuckposters has plans, the idolfags have plans... Your oshi's got plans... yknow... They're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds

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>>11549133
AME DOKO

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>>11547438
I'm having more fun with indies that get to read my shitposts
browsing the #vtuber tag and finding literal 2views to groom has been my hobby lately
am i the bad guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>Numberfagging is making a choice, choose between one life or the other - your plain statistics wormy or indie-loving saviorfag to be!

[Anonymous No.]

>If Tsukumo Sana doesn't have 1 Million subscribers in 60 minutes than I blow up the Holohouse

[Anonymous No.]

Heads I watch Hololive, Tails I watch Vshojo

[Anonymous No.]

>Theatricality and deception. Powerful agents to the uninitiated. But we are initiated aren't we Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>You wanna know how I got these rrats? My oshis's anti is a tranny and a SEAnigger. And one night he goes yabai than usual. My oshi banned him from the chat to defend herself. He doesn't like that. NOT ONE BIT. So me watching, he takes dox folder to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says "Why so schizo?". He comes to me with the dox folder "Why so schizo?" He sticks the doxes in my thread "Lets put a yab on your oshi" and... Why so schizo?

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>I just did what I do best. I took your little rrat and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to global with a few timeloops and a couple of baits. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody goes schizo when things go "according to the rrat." Even if the rrat is horrifying! If, later, I tell global that this holo is a whore, or this holo is reclining in subs, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the rrat". But when I say that one little holo's past will be revealed, well then everybody loses their minds! Do a little archive reps. Upset the established narrative and everything becomes yabai. Im an agent of yabai

[Anonymous No.]

> some men aren’t looking for anything logical like an oshi. they numberfag, concernfag, doom post, or make bait threads. some men just wanna watch the world burn

[Anonymous No.]

>"You're garbage, who doxxes for (you)s"
>Don't talk like one of them, you're not!.. even if you'd like to be
>To them you're just a unicorn, like me - they need you right now; When they don't...

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>>11557926
>...They'll cast you out. Like Hitomi Chris. You see, their "unity" their "love" its a bad joke. Drop at the first sign of yabai. They're only as good as their oshi allows them to be. I'll show you. When their oshi's roomate is posted. These, uh, "civilized" goslings? They'll eat each other. See, im not a schizo. I just did my archive reps.

[Anonymous No.]

Good thread seal of quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>Remeber that name you all had for me, when I was in Global ... what was it anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Basically this whole scene:
https://youtu.be/Yhtg7A9BckA

>Ha ha ha ha ha and I thought my narratives were bad

>Give me one good reason why I shouldn't report your sorry ass

>How about a magic trick? Im gonna make this timeloop disappear. Ta dah! Its... gone... Oh, and by the way, this membership stream isn't cheap. You want to know you requested for it.

>Sit. I want to hear what anti has to say

>Lets rewind the clocks back a few months. Back when we were still in /jp/. These globaltards and newfags wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happen? Did your Discord got raided? Hmmm? You see, a guy like me-

>A schizo

>A guy like me... Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little split threads on broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to post on global... The unityposter. You see, unityposter always burries your doxx posts and rrats unfortunately. Goslingposter? He's just the beginning. And as for the discordtranny's so called raid? Unityposter also has a Discord account. He'll find him and make him join the 41%. And I know the 41% when I see them...

>What do you propose?

>Its uh... Simple. We uh... Nuke global

>If its so simple. Then why haven't you done it already?

>If you're good at something never do it for free.

>What do you want in return?

>Uh... 10 armpit pics of Ame's roommate

>You're crazy

>No I'm not... No I'm not... If we don't deal with this now little uh... Nousagi here? Wouldn't be able to numberfag with his oshi

>Enough from the schizo

>Tatata... Lets not blow... This thread out of proportion

>You think you can just post cp and just walk away?

>Yeah

>I'm putting the word out. A folder of 10 Kiara gravure pics for this schizo banned. 20 doxxed, so I can teach him some manners first

>Alright, so listen. Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously... Here's my Discord account...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11558130
hey retard you put enough info to delete the thread, delete this post and fix your plebbit spacing

[Anonymous No.]

>You either die a unity poster, or you member long enough to see yourself become an anti

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>>11557155
>>11557800
>>11557926
>>11557986
>>11558130
Funny

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>>11558014
+1

[Anonymous No.]

>>11558071
SEAnigger?

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>>11558385
>>11558799
>>11559125
>>11548119
>>11550084
>>11550283
You guys are like those irl youtubers - specifically the Hood cosplayers - who react to Vtuber content.

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Bump

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B

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>>11558130
amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>Your talent. Don't tell me I didn't recognize her roommate streaming her naked body on FC2. Now she's getting sloppy. Her account was a small, dead who'd notice? But now out of sudden a familiar-sounding girl debuts on hololive taking cash from her gachis, claiming she's saving up for a KU 100 for her ASMR streams. What are you building for her now, YAGOO? A sex dungeon? I want ten blowjobs from her a year for the rest of my life.

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>>11565513
>Let me get this straight you believe, your Oishi, one of the most viewed and superchatted streamers on Youtube is secretly a whore who jacks off Fat Men in the streets with her barehands, and your plan to dox this person?

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>>11547438
>It's not about the numbers, it's about getting enjoyment
this kills the SEAnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>11568855
So what do they prioritise?

[Anonymous No.]

WHY WON'T YOU SUBSCRIBE TO NINA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11547438
it's about grooming

[Anonymous No.]

>no one cared who i was until i superchatted my oshi

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>>11574140
If your oshi cancels her stream, will you die?

[Anonymous No.]

>I took Hololive's dragon and I brought her down to our level. It wasn't hard. See, madness, as you know is like gravity. All it takes is a little spambot

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>>11575479
it would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

> Would you like to see my mask? I use it when I shitpost. While probably not very frightening to a Deadbeat like you, but these KFPs cant sand it.

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>>11549759
>>11549873
>>11550354
>>11554084
>>11554532
>>11555259
>>11557155
>>11557667
>>11557800
>>11557926
>>11557986
>>11558130
>>11558313
>>11565513
>>11575578
>>11578905
Ok, these were pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

Made another one. Basically this whole scene:
https://youtu.be/vetKTtM7YyU

>Three of a kind lets do this.

>Thats it? Three Discord users?

>Two guys in global. Every guy gets a (You). Five (You)s is plenty.

>Six (You)s. Dont forget the schizo who planned this job.

>He thinks he can just jack off to Kiara's gravure set and still take a slice? I know why they call him the doxxposter

>So why do they call him the doxxposter?

>I heard he posts Gura's roommate

>...roommate?

>Yeah, to scare pedophiles. You know, chumbuds.

>Alright everybody, stop survey posting and ritual posting! I said stop survey posting and ritual posting! Lets go pal, Im making a rrat here.

>Here comes the first warning. And there it goes. Thats funny. It didn't reach a split thread, it was trying to reach an egg thread.

>Is it a problem?

>No. I'm done here.

>Obviously we dont want you doing anything with your hands other than taking your meds.

>You have any idea who you're posting from? You and your discordtrannies are doxxed!

>That janny's asleep, right? Did you even do your timezone reps!?

>They wired this thing up with 5000 reports. What kind of global thread does that?

>A global thread during unity collabs. I guess the doxxposter is as schizo as they say. Where is the takodachi tribalist?

>Boss told me when the guy was done, I should report him. One less (You) right?

>Funny. He told me something similar.

>What? No! NO-

>That's a lot of (You)s. If this doxxposter guy was so smart, he'd had us a bigger thread! Im bettin the doxxposter told you to report me as soon as we loaded up all the (You)s

>No, no, no, I report the SEAnigger...

>SEAnigger? What SEAnigger!?

>Just woke up. Time to post. That guy's not posting ever again Is he? Thats a lot of (You)s... What happened to the other doxxbeats?

>Think you're smart, huh? The tranny that hired youse! They'll just do the same to you... Oh, antis in /vt/ used to believe in things... Yabs! Numbers! Look at you. What do you believe in huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN!?

>I believe that if your oshi doesn't read your red sc, then that simply makes you into... An anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>11579900
Fuck. I forgot to add a joker image

[Anonymous No.]

>>11547438
how would anyone know its enjoyable without numbers? number validate a vtubers worth and proves that you're not wasting your time watching them

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>>11580007
>anon sees the word "numbers" on the op
>he thinks its a numberfag thread
>anon blindingly goes into the thread
>numberfags
>hes curious as to why theres so many joker posts on a "numberfag" thread
>he uses his eyes for once and reads what going on
>he deletes his unironic numberfagging post
You see THIS is how schizo numberfags' made /vt/! You want order in /vt/? Numberfags must stop making number threads and "tick tock" threads. Oh and everyday they don't split threads will be nuked. Starting tonight. Im a man of my word

[Anonymous No.]

>>11580007
>"So why do they call him the Janny"?
>"I heard he moderates for free"
>"For no money?"
>"Yeah zero "

[Anonymous No.]

>>11547438
I'm still not watching your 2-view

[Anonymous No.]

>>11580571
> I'll give you a (You), because you're just too much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>you have all these streams and you'll think they satisfy you

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>>11549133
>>11554762

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>>11568855
You misunderstand. The SEAnigger, unlike the SEAfriend, does not get enjoyment from their oshi, or even from numbers. The SEAnigger is a broken beast, only capable of getting enjoyment out of sewing the seeds of drama and chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>im a non member chatting in stream, i wouldn't know what to do if she read it

[Anonymous No.]

Schizo thread, I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>11554762
rumao

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>>11547438
Based

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>>11575690
You're an oil baron.

[Anonymous No.]

finally someone with the brain