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>> No.11812615
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.11812699

>Nendo links:
>global: https://goodsmileshop.com/en/CATEGORY-ROOT/Nendoroid/Nendoroid-Gawr-Gura--Second-Release-/p/GSC_WD_02960 (ends 21 Oct)
this is over now btw

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Do you agree with this description of Gura's voice?

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>> No.11813052

The timbre of her voice is truly beautiful. I think I could recognize it no matter her mic set-up.

>> No.11813386

It's easier just to say she sounds like a midget with a southern accent and call it a day

>> No.11813440

>I had some ideas for stuff I wanted to do, don't know if there's time
We aren't getting the pumpkin carving stream..

>> No.11813450

i do, but there's something weird about saying it that way in a bright pink highlighted chat message.

>> No.11813591

pumpkin carving was pretty unlikely anyway.

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I love upper right Gura

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>We aren't getting the pumpkin carving stream..
We're not getting anything special unless maybe she does something on Halloween itself.

>> No.11813878

Damn, doing holiday stuff with Gura really increases my sanity levels.

>> No.11814093

Don’t know if it’s been mentioned here but I’m pretty sure Mori said Sunday is a double feature of an animated Resident Evil movie and the live action silent hill. What’s not confirmed to her yet is if Gura and Ina will stay for both. So there’s a chance we get a Gura double feature

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I hope so, the first Silent Hill has some great scenes for Gura reactions. Including the famous de-skinning scene.

>> No.11814288
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.11814349
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So am I!

>> No.11814380

Btw the pic in>>11814266 is my commission as promised, there might be some slight edits later today as well as a higher resolution for the official post and credits due, but enjoy for now anons.

>> No.11814476

whoa. cool. even if gura inexplicably has lightning powers

>> No.11814531

Sick commission

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>> No.11814720

>if gura inexplicably has lightning powers

Only due to the Trident.

>> No.11814744

i'm done cutting up the most recent karaoke, but in order to fix the EQ, i need to use speakers. i can't use speakers in the middle of the night, because the EQ i need to fix is a huge bass boost, and playing that would wake up the kid who is sleeping in the apartment downstairs. i don't want to do that so i have to wait until tomorrow.

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>> No.11815001

really want a fusion like costume where she has red/blue highlights and heterochromia

>> No.11815045

No worries, thanks for doing it like always

>> No.11815054

Watch like 8/11 other EN holos crash and burn makes me feel good about Gura. Like damn.

>> No.11815157

Let's be honest Gura probably crash and burn off stream with how stressed she's been

>> No.11815203


I want Gura to sing this so bad

>> No.11815216

She's up to 53 hours publicly streamed on her channel this month. Not sure what the total is if you include member streams and off-channel collabs.

>> No.11815274

i hate you but i can't not be thankful for gura

>> No.11815303

I don't buy this idea that any of them are actually experiencing burnout. Disillusionment or something like that, sure, but you don't get burned out working the hours per week that they do. It's a misapplication of the term.

>> No.11815399

Why? I'm not happy to watch them go down or rubbing it into their fans' faces, but its hard not to take a peek at what's happening with your neighbors and go "damn, I'm glad I have it good".

>> No.11815463

gee maybe your estimate of hours worked, which you base on hours streamed, is just wrong!

>> No.11815517

Goodnight buddy.

>> No.11815570

gura can't even finish her haunted house. she's dying offstream.

>> No.11815596

How are you in /ggg/ and presume to know what their hours worked are, faggot? Gura alone constantly speaks of meeting and offscreen stuff.

>> No.11815606

I’m stuff

>> No.11815628

oh i'm glad you're not enjoying the "crashing and burning" but i think that phrase is an over-exaggeration

>> No.11815678
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mumei is crashing in bed and burning with scholastic energy

>> No.11815796

>with how stressed she's been
She said she's not burnt out, she's just tired lately

>> No.11816049

What's there to be disillusioned over? I'm unironically in love with Gura and want to see her do 3D idol concerts one day.

>> No.11816202

i think he said that some en holos are becoming disillusioned, not you...

>> No.11816205

Come on now. It's dishonest to take Mori or some of the JPs as examples and pretend everyone is doing insane off-stream work like that. Most of the ENs simply don't do all that much off-stream, which isn't an issue per se, but it is what it is.

>> No.11816292 [DELETED] 

Well, what's disillusioning them? Did they have different expectations?

>> No.11816347

Well, what's disillusioning them? Did they have different expectations?

>> No.11816404

'Grass is greener on the other side'. Some of them seem to think that if they were on Twitch and didn't have restrictions everything would be so much easier and they'd be so much more motivated etc etc.

>> No.11816472

Your oshi looks like a child
Did she even have her first period yet?

>> No.11816529

somebody in the thread tracks her periods, so yes.

>> No.11816539
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Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

>> No.11816547

They aren't wrong. Imagine if we could watch documentaries about bog bodies with Gura.

>> No.11816577

>watching documentaries with gura
dear god that would be based

>> No.11816584

Probably being in Hololive isn't the cakewalk they thought it'd be
Permissions, management, huge audience, high expectations, senpais and Hololive legacy to live up to

>> No.11816599

For every documentary, you must watch 3 hours worth of tiktoks. still based

>> No.11816610

I mean, she can just do watchalong streams if they're full documentaries see: Blue Planet.
Just makes it more annoying to sync

>> No.11816613

is kronii her biggest bro now?

>> No.11816636

I feel like the recent DBD with Kronii was kinda awkward

>> No.11816668

to put my gura mindreading hat on, I think she doesn't want to mix what she does for leisure and her job any more than she already has by talking about what she watched offstream

>> No.11816698

No that's Fauna.

>> No.11816710

Is it just me?
I think gura has more chemistry with councils than myths

>> No.11816716

Kronii doesn't seem to know how to play along with jokes or banter so it ends up being awkward silence half the time.

>> No.11816737

she's just like me

>> No.11816747

Gura has more stuff to talk about with Council than Myth since she hasn't been around them as long. Give it a while and we'll see.

>> No.11816788

I don't think Gura is actually sitting down and watching full documentaries about bog bodies and various eccentric things like that. She's probably just consuming short videos about random stuff, which is fitting for her given her ADHD. Hence it's no surprise she likes tik tok so much.

>> No.11816824

I don't think you watch Gura.

>> No.11816846

Of course she does, she just has zoomer brain and doesn't absorb everything on the spot.

>> No.11816856

Atlantean magic

>> No.11816877

I think Gura gets along with myth just fine, I like to watch her collab with her genmates. It just seems they are more reluctant to get on stream with her.
Or maybe Gura finds asking for collabs with council easier, not to unduly lay blame on her genmates.

>> No.11816883

I think that's part of it, as well as there just only being so much time in the week for streaming and her wanting to watch other things with us more.

>> No.11816895

Teamates are on suicide watch right now.

>> No.11816925

someone link the upside-down spinning video she mentioned thanks

>> No.11816944

I think council is just less busy atm so that makes them easier to collab with.

>> No.11817035

Yeah, I can't imagine how hard it might be to deal with the managers. We don't know if they're easy to work with, or if they're total sociopaths.

>> No.11817047

>Did she even have her first period yet?
She said she's 12 years old so maybe not.

>> No.11817137

Personal managers are okay, upper management is way in over their heads with holoEN's initial success. There's been 0 competency in the group projects they organize.

>> No.11817259

I mean just look at omega, literally trying to drag ENs into playing FFXIV which is a fucking terrible stream game and if they play off stream would kill their already low stream hours even more. Just incompetence all around.

>> No.11817271

We know Korone loves her managers so there are good managers. But there's also the manager that harassed and confined Yozora Mel so we know hololive can get it wrong sometimes.

>> No.11817353

He seems more interested in getting the girls to give him more attention.

>> No.11817465

The actual higher-ups probably don't speak English, so don't understand why HoloEN is popular or even what they do on stream.
They probably just see them as some weird foreign branch to just collect money from.

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>> No.11818147

Some managers seem like they just try to be helpful like they should, but my god is it creepy to hear about the ones that literally call meetings just to chat up the girls. It's just statistics that managers are more dangerous than fans, anyway.

>> No.11818398

I hope that's not why Gura has been so tired lately.

>> No.11818556

I don’t think so. She just seems busy a lot with plenty of project.
But the meeting are late in night for her so it’s definitely not helping.

There will be no convention in November and she should have finish her haunted house by then to. New outfit should also pop up in this month.
It should be better for her soon

>> No.11818575

Hopefully she just ghosts them.

>> No.11818686

I doubt it. It sounds more like there some real life stuff she's dealing with that's the main cause of stress.
Probably also a big project or something going on behind the scenes that we'll see in 6 months.

>> No.11819104

I have a strange need.
I want a sleepy Gura / sleepy Mumei collab

>> No.11819179

they'd put each other to sleep and everyone would clap

>> No.11819278

Jeez. That felt so fast compared to when the first orders even ship. Hope you guys post some creative things with your Gura Nendos a year from now

>> No.11819409

Apex predator

>> No.11819785

that's mumei being apex prey

>> No.11819974

I will put her in a 'creative pose' with my Hinatsuru Ai nendo

>> No.11820247

Can’t wait to see Gura killing Mumei on the Among us collab

>> No.11820261

Can someone tell me which movie will gura watch so I can download it

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>> No.11820437

There are 4 animated movies which one are they watching

>> No.11820804

What up shrimps I want to FUCK your shark

>> No.11820851

get in line

>> No.11821009 [SPOILER] 
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Lack of basic file manager concerns me more than puny numbers do. Come on, give Chris Ghisler his pound of flesh and join us Norton Commander oldfags, heathens.

>> No.11821097 [DELETED] 

She isn't white

>> No.11821128

>I can have bleaching fantasies about Gura

>> No.11821133
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This is true.

>> No.11821157
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You're so late with this. Everybody knew Gura is picrelated side project back in October already. Doxfags did a thorough job on "her".

>> No.11821177

Damn didn't know gura was that hot

>> No.11821191 [DELETED] 

She read your send chat.

>> No.11821212

Avatar is there so that girls don't go full gosling and guys don't an hero from witnessing such hot bod and realizing they can never have it.

>> No.11821343

literally there is a line today and you need to be in it to see the stream

>> No.11821608

Gura's a very nice girl.

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>> No.11821843

This is gura here and I posted that

>> No.11821906

Stop sucking your own cock, Gura

>> No.11822151

Keep sucking your own cock, Gura

>> No.11822215

Switch which of your cocks you're sucking, Gura

>> No.11822281

Suck my cock instead, Gura

>> No.11822482

you have to suck all the cocks, Gura

>> No.11822915

Cocks gura

>> No.11822974

Let me suck your cock, Gura.

>> No.11823099

Go back to sleep Gura

>> No.11823234
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>interested in the opposite sex
oh nyo

>> No.11823372

she's watching her oshi play her favorite genre, I'd be excited too

>> No.11823422

>likes stream tweet
>retweets a single fanart
gura really likes telling us what she's watching these days. feels good.

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oh nyooooo

>> No.11823481

The real question is did she wakes up for the stream or was she awake all night

>> No.11823499

I see Gura likes Oktoberfest

>> No.11823649

This looks like Los Angeles, makes sense she would be a mask mutt

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>> No.11823861

does gura ever imagine she's a dog and piss in the shower

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>> No.11823965

Yup, that's the one.

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Yup that’s accurate

>> No.11825008
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Gura is the most wanted to have sex with, based

>> No.11825265

deadbeats are impotent?

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maji fuzakenna

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Gura feet love

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on gawrdening duty

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yummy shark feet

>> No.11826809

Gura talked about having to finish her haunted house and she won't finish in time. Well...no shit Gura. You haven't logged onto MC in like a week.

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>he doesn't trust the plan

>> No.11827108

>trusting Gura

>> No.11827267
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I trust gura will present whatever she has now as the complete mansion even if it isn't

>> No.11827602

Gura got her video editing program in August.

>> No.11827742

Da Vinci Resolve has a free version and does not even put a watermark in the corner now if memory serves. ...we are never getting those videos, are we.

>> No.11827762

Fucking management.

>> No.11827808

Sucking cocks is a sin, Gura

>> No.11827851

Her first and only real ASMR was more than half a year ago.

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>> No.11828036

I love watching chumkeks suffer.

>> No.11828109

We know, Gura.

>> No.11828187

I love Gura making me suffer

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>> No.11828425

That's pretty hot, Gura.

>> No.11829015

tank you

>> No.11829167
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this is a lot less amusing if you notice they are 5 minutes apart

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it's more fun when they are like a second apart

>> No.11829314

Well excuse me.

>> No.11830346

I'm sorry for not timing it correctly. t. poster of image

>> No.11830583

I wonder how they feel about people wanting to fuck them?
Specially Gura being the sex symbol of the group.

>> No.11830898

Gura knows that fans wanna get their hands on her, that's what she said when presenting the nendoroid pre orders.

She knows we all wanna fuck her but we also genuinely love her so she does her best to provide subtle fanservice

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>> No.11831394

Hey, I don't want to fuck Gura. I want to get royally shitfaced with her and make her cry, then fuck her.

>> No.11831472

>Likes borderline lewd fanart on twatter
>Makes suggestive jokes on stream
I bet she likes the attention. I wanna fuck her too, but more than that, I wanna fix her audio settings.

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>> No.11831731

deadbeats dont respond to poals

>> No.11831777

This is how you tie them to yourself. Gura is a masochist to boot, she'll ask for more.

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I miss Guwa

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>> No.11832940

Is goober streaming today

>> No.11832961

Very low chance for a stream after the panel, I wouldn't plan on it though

>> No.11832991

Gura's wiki is surprisingly very detailed

>> No.11833006

Gura yesterday

>> No.11833220

To a convention.

>> No.11833299

Holy shit I understand Gura carpal tunnel fucking sucks.

>> No.11833365
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I finally had a good dream about having a Gura gf. It wasn't a long one, but it started with a lot of cuddling. Then it jumped to a time where we couldn't see each other, but I vividly remember feeling so happy when I realized I could still message or call her because we were dating. Then I woke up, still alone.

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I want a Gura dream like this just once even with the loneliness of waking up alone after

>> No.11833548

Is it? Using virtualyoutuber wiki right? I found it wildly inconsistent when compared to other vtuber pages. No mention of 3.5m sub milestone, even though they did 1.5m milestones for Korone, Mori and Pekora. No Reflect milestone hitting 10 million view? How many vtuber original songs do you know that hit 10 million in a relatively short time? You would think they'd edit this immediately when it happened but I haven't' seen any changes so far. At times, I think it would be better if I tracked it myself than relying on a wiki. I wonder if they'll note when Gura and Mori's "King" cover hits 10 million views faster than Kuzuha did it because it's going to happen pretty soon.

>> No.11834124

This one
Damn, why are you so obsessed about numbers though? I get that they are usually impressive, but they're not more important than Gura herself when it comes to explaining who she is and what she does.

>> No.11834133

I don't understand this image, what does the "puff" has to do here?

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I think this might be one of my new favorites

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>> No.11834294

I think gura will be interested in seeing this

>> No.11834303

Because numberfags don't care about Gura.
They care about numbers. If someone else comes along and gets better numbers, they'll jump ship instantly.

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>> No.11835841

>You would think they'd edit this immediately when it happened
honestly, no. i wouldn't have even noticed if you weren't here posting whatever random numbers every single day. it was interesting watching how fast she got to 1 million subscribers, but nearly everyone instantly lost interest the moment that happened.

>> No.11836812

Why is the thread so slow is everyone at the con?

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drinkin coffee and thinkin bout gooooooorah

>> No.11836918

Gura cute

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Not much to talk about right now, other than how cute Gura is!

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It's ok if the thread is dead
I would become the last chumbud...

>> No.11837190

The schizos finally stopped camping the thread since there is new "drama" to be shitposting about.

>> No.11837229

Be honest anon, do you like Gura or her numbers.

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Sounds like a good thread to me. I'm looking forward to seeing some convention videos later

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not so fast
don't mention them, you might summon them

>> No.11837262

Theres like 2 or 3 schizos that make up the majority of the posts here during dead hours. They are currently away, thank god

>> No.11837311

I'm surprised that this hasn't been made into a soundpost yet

>> No.11837411

im too lazy to change the image to repost it but it has been >>11629877

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>> No.11838324

schizos seem to have had their fill posting in global today

>> No.11838505

People with jobs are at work. Antis are preoccupied with other shit. No stream today either.

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Juggling work, school, Gura, video games, and sleep sucks. I just want to relax and watch my sharkwife play some spooky games..

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I'm so horny for Gura that I can't put my thoughts into words. Even the cute pictures on the thread make want to pin her down and have my way with her.

>> No.11838732
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I know that feeling

>> No.11838898

It’s true I’m working :(
Can’t wait to get home later and search for a vid of the con

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i hadnt goomed in 3 days but the thread pushed me to do it last night and i've never had goom so sticky and mucousy like that before. i couldnt even wash it off my hands it was so weird
thanks Gura

>> No.11839098

did you taste it

>> No.11839162

It sounds like you will empty your balls if she so much as touches your hand, never mind making it to the pinning down part.

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I have stronger urges to squeeze and cuddle gura than fuck her, although that may change once i had my hands on her.

>> No.11839231

I've JO 4 times in a day to her

>> No.11839317

no, but i heard semen is mostly mucous so it probably would have tasted like blowing your runny nose into your hand and then licking it

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Nothin much going for today.

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I mean, I'm horny for Gura myself, but what I see in these threads makes me question yall''s mental faculties on occasion. It's so obsessive it almost crosses into klauisposting.

>> No.11839523

Do you realize where you are?

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While part of that might be true, just like >>11839231 gooming a single time wouldn't be enough. Plus, I'd need to taste her sweet cunny juice before I even think of getting myself off.

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>> No.11839738

She will lean in, blow in your ear, and you will drown your room in goom. It will stink for months. And she will laugh at you smugly.

>> No.11840203

Same desu I have urges for both but I'd probably go with cuddling first. Maybe it's the gosling in me

>> No.11840390

No, it's just because cuddling in general is really nice to think about.
Probably would be even better to actually do...

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If I had to choose between an hour of fucking or an hour of cuddling, talking, and maybe light kissing with gura, I'd honestly take the latter

>> No.11840558

When is the fan expo panel today?

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You cuddlers sound so confident. But really, how long do think you could keep your hands to yourself once you have her small body pressing against yours and her sweet scent flooding your senses? How long until she feels something hard pressing against her tail?

>> No.11840658

the expo site has both panels being at 6pm, I'm assuming that's eastern time because it's in toronto

>> No.11840675

You know... good point. It probably wouldn't take long for my mind to change in reality.

>> No.11840719

If I were in a relationship with her and my sexual needs were being satisfied then cuddling is very nice.
If it was a one time deal then I would be ravaging her cunny until she can no longer stand.

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If you picked any one person who posts on 4chan about his obsession with an anime girl, chances are he's never touched a girl before.

How many of you posting about cuddling and kissing and fucking have actually done any of the above with an actual girl?

>> No.11840742

Sweet. I hope Gura will stream something after it.

>> No.11840772

I can overcome my base animalistic instincts.
at least, until she points out said hard object against her. all bets are off at that point.

>> No.11840782

None, if they did, they wouldn't be obsessed with Gura to this degree.

>> No.11840790

I haven't but it's nice to imagine.

>> No.11840799

>chances are he's never touched a girl before
very high
>have actually done any of the above with an actual girl
a few times, but never had a long term relationship and am still incredibly lonely

>> No.11840809

>anon is that your smartphone or are you happy to see me?

I wanna cuddle with her and have her sit on my lap while we kiss, but I'd also fuck her if she allows me to.

>> No.11840932

I have
I have
we broke into an abandoned house and I got inside her and the cops came and I never saw her again after we ran away

>> No.11840962

I have not and that is why I post

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Bro trust me Ive done cool stuff with girls
Kissed them on the mouth, hugs, stood under a shared umbrella
But no gf

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Honestly, I think I'm just this obsessed with Gura since I'm working and studying from home. No chance to meet actual people. I've been in a few relationships, if it was nice having cuddles that turns into fucking with some random freshman girl in college, would probably be 100 times better with Gura.

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I've been hugged and cuddled by girls multiple times, but then my brain goes blank and I don't even know how to react. I'm way too autistic for physical contact.

>> No.11841290

that's just not really true. I've had the secks a few times over the last decade, but that doesn't make you feel any less lonely in the present or less passionate about gura

>> No.11841291

i unironically enjoy cuddling / fondling more than sex (as least typically)

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>> No.11841343

There is a chance, but not likely

>> No.11841351

I'm watching my T5 stream right now.

>> No.11841378

Bro that felt good right? Just return the favor

>> No.11841381

hey me too
can't deal with physical contact

>> No.11841421

I am asexual or some shit, low interest in sex, so yeah cuddling would be ez/based

>> No.11841523

But what about HER needs, anon?

>> No.11841597

It’s been three years now but I have done that yeah. It makes imaging doing it with Gura more vivid

>> No.11841658

can just learn to eat cunny and use toys really well, dick in vagene doesn't always have to happen for both parties to be satisfied

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the shart likes pets so if you pet the shart we might get stream

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pet the shart

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>> No.11841866

when she says "do it" and moves around like she's getting pet my gosling goes into full overdrive IT'S TOO REAL

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>> No.11841957

gura is so cute, i wish she was real and not a collective hallucination

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>> No.11841972

She could watch documentaries with her audience now. Maybe you're new, but she already watched Blue Planet before with us.

>> No.11841996

Is this what the voices in your head are telling you?

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Anyone here have some Gura Green texts saved? Really could use some...

>> No.11842006

>Some of them seem to think that if they were on Twitch

>> No.11842072

Imagine ruining your ability to emotionally bond with a partner for life and looking down on others for not doing the same.

>> No.11842093

What's the point of doing any of that in real life?
By simply daydreaming I can get exactly what I want and do not subject myself to any significant risks.

>> No.11842101

Dude, trust me.

>> No.11842133

She also said in a recent stream that she doesn't think she could do reaction streams, so you don't even have to put your hat on.
Also reaction content is the laziest fucking shit in the world. The fact that they aren't allowed to do it is the one thing that's good about the whole permission autism.
If they were allowed, you know it'd be the majority of content in some girl's streams.

>> No.11842193

>Gura's tired?! She must be getting groomed by her manager!!
Jesus you're a fucking retard.

>> No.11842226

Yeah here you go :)
>After a great date, Gura agrees to spend the night at your place
>Things heat up as soon as you close the door.
>After some making out, she pushes you down into the bed and gives you a smug look as she unzips your pants.
>Giving her control of the situation is pretty hot, you can feel her warm mouth around you, as she does her best to make you feel good.
>Sharp pain hits you like a ton of bricks.
>You flinch but are quick to man up and tell her it's okay.
>Her empty gaze goes through you as blood drips from her mouth.
>The taste of blood awoke her killer instincts.
The next day.
>Gura comes back to her senses, her eyes slowly adapting to the light coming from your window.
>The air feels heavy and tastes metallic. She panics as she sees her hands covered in blood.
>Before she can even call your name, she turns around just to see your mangled corpse on the floor.
>Tears roll down her face, she never wanted this to happen.

>> No.11842230

welcome to this board, kek

>> No.11842239

yes, but only to canadians

>> No.11842276

>You wake up in the middle of the night
>It was only a few hours ago that you fell asleep, but for some reason you’re awake
>You blink groggily in the dark, and notice a quiet sound beside you
>It’s impossible for you to mistake the sound of Gura’s voice
>It’s difficult to see, and at first you only make out her bright hair spilling out around her small head, but soon you can see that her eyes are wide open
>Unblinking, she’s whimpering to herself, her chest heaving up and down in unnatural patterns
>“I...I didn’t—“ She’s mumbling something, you can’t quite make it out. But things like these have happened, every once in awhile
>Almost without thinking, you turn over, wrapping your arms around her
>You feel her head turning toward you, but her quiet whimpering only becomes more rapid
>”…It’s alright,” you say, unable to come up with anything else. That’s all that enters you mind—all you need her to know. “Everything’s fine…”
>After a while, she begins to calm
>”…I’m sorry,” You hear in the silence.
>”Why? …Don’t be…”
>You don’t get any response, but you feel her pressing her face against your chest
>Soon, you both fall back to sleep

>> No.11842279

Replies all be like
>schizos schizos schizos schizos
Jeez, come up with something new already...

>> No.11842327

You always this hostile to people who did nothing to you? It might explain why you're /here/.

>> No.11842346

I've fucked girls before, but I just feel dead inside before, during, and afterwards.
Watching Gura and listening to her talk is the only time I feel happy

>> No.11842434

Spouting mentally ill schizo shit that I have to read and process is doing something to me

>> No.11842479

You should get some meds if you can't handle something that tame.

>> No.11842557

The faggot that has Gura's manager living rent free in their head as a slavedriving groomer when Gura praises them on stream like here:
and talks about how she likes meetings like here:
Is the one that needs meds.

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>> No.11842812

>Gura is a little ADHD shit that can't hold a thought in her head for a single minute

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>> No.11842860

she's adorable, even if she's a zoomer

>> No.11842881

Retard moe.

>> No.11842992

i really can't wait to see the new outfit since this one is apparently largely her own design.

>> No.11843036

I just hope by some miracle she got Jujube to do the rigging for it

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Gura thighs

>> No.11843045

always think gura doesn't have the same manager as kiara and ame

>> No.11843083

She won't get a new rigger unless all three outfits are redone by that rigger. I really hope it's the case but I don't see it happening right now

>> No.11843093

It’s probably better to assume the rigging will be the same. I’d love to be surprised but at this point I’m just excited to see that the outfit looks like even if the rigging is bad

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>> No.11843145

Honestly can't wait for the rigger to get shit on again

>> No.11843147

I had the tiniest flicker of hope, right up until the Anya outfit reveal.

>> No.11843339

>She won't get a new rigger unless all three outfits are redone by that rigger
how new are you to hololive?

>> No.11843411

Its kinda funny.. with each outfit they put out fans just get more and more pissed off. The incoming shit storm is fun to anticipate now

>> No.11843448


>> No.11843760

There's been many cases in hololive where they get different riggers for a new outfit.

>> No.11843854

I wonder what the fallout would be like if there's another rigging incident like before.

>> No.11843977

I don't give a shit if it's lazy, Gura keeps talking about watching videos and I want to watch them together with Gura. 90% of the time nobody even links them.

>> No.11843979

Hopefully some murders.

>> No.11844070

Just ignore the schizos. They will never learn and they will never listen to reason. In fact they probably don't care and just want to rile you up

>> No.11844166

Goorah is on twitter while the panel is about to begin

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>> No.11844281

Have the new rigger ever redone the base model for a new outfit? because if not, nothing's getting any better.

>> No.11844312

imagine how nice it would be if gura would stream some comfy minecraft after the con shit
will not happen but one can dream

>> No.11844378

T5 group masturbation stream

>> No.11844415

Gura your haunted house.. it's almost done..

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>> No.11844563

I don't think Gura wants to watch them live with us. It seems like something she more likes doing in her free time. She probably feels like how when you show someone something you think is funny and they don't laugh if she would show us.
Remember the one time in a DbD stream where she said she was laughing so hard at a video that she strained her voice and had to cancel a meeting, and when chat asked her what the video was she was too embarrassed to tell us?

>> No.11844654

I'm not sure, but it doesn't matter as long as she has one outfit with good rigging. She can just use the new one more often than her base outfit.
Not an example of changing riggers, but look at Haachama, her goth loli outfit basically became her base outfit at this point.

>> No.11844717

I kinda hope she doesn't cause I wanna catch Fauna's member's ASMR, and if Gura streams I'm obligated to watch Gura instead

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not much talk of the panel here or in global, I hope someone is recording it

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>> No.11844798

Is it now or in two hours? Gura's schedule has it at 8pm edt...

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>> No.11844819

sorry for the delay. because of the horrible fucking bass boost EQ that turns all of her stream audio to mud, it now takes me much longer to produce something that sounds much worse. i'm sorry if you think this sounds bad. i agree that it sounds bad. because of the awful EQ on the last two streams, i believe that gura now has the worst karaoke audio in hololive, and there's just not a lot i can do to fix it in a reasonable amount of time. i took a shot at taming the overpowering muddy bass but i think the treble is a lost cause. i desperately hope she turns that shit off right away and never turns it back on.


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say something nice about my wife's feet

>> No.11844857

Despite the problems thanks for doing it audiobud

>> No.11844882
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Obviously she doesn't want to for whatever reason. She did do it once mid-stream though, and I still want her to. She's been getting more and more open with what she's been watching so it's not like there's zero chance.

>> No.11844901

It’s now

>> No.11844910

Now. No idea where Gura got the 8 pm form.

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I'm basing it off of this, although no timezone is listed but it would make sense to be eastern being in torono

>> No.11844949

>She did do it once mid-stream though
are you talking about the time in the member's cursed drawing?

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>> No.11844987

holy FUCK that's cute.. source?

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>> No.11845005

gura should say slurs

>> No.11845033

Someone always uploads them eventually

>> No.11845108

..why are they sitting on the ground?

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If you wanted someone to rate your wives feet you should have posted her.
MY wives feet though, are very cute.

>> No.11845130

Jesas, canucks are too poor to buy some chairs?

>> No.11845155

like nigger?

>> No.11845175

She already slurs her speech when she's tired sometimes, no need to do it intentionally.

>> No.11845201

>1 min loop
you guys...

>> No.11845225

God I hope Gura questions this

>> No.11845230

>moomers does not get a mention
Waaaaahhh audiobud hates owl waaaaaaah.

>> No.11845245

It costs 40 bucks for a pound of meat over there pls anderstandu

>> No.11845251

lol oops i meant 1 second

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oh shut up

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I miss Gura something fierce, chummies

>> No.11845588

I hope she makes fun of them for half the panel. Looking forward to seeing the recording now

>> No.11845594

I really want to just die and become apart of Gura

>> No.11845599

>nacho mama

>> No.11845610

what does nacho do for her members?

>> No.11845650

What do you guys do in the meantime? Right now I'm reading goodnight punpun

>> No.11845695

some KFP is reporting the con Q&A, can catch this until a recording comes out

>> No.11845701

look cute

>> No.11845717

>horrible fucking bass boost EQ that turns all of her stream audio to mud
If you're talking about her latest karaoke, I'm almost certain she tried to cover what she perceived as her poor vocal performance on purpose. She's really embarrassed every time she thinks she's not delivering her best.

>> No.11845723

>you're not going to procreate anyway, so sit on this cold ass floor for a hour looking at shart

>> No.11845747

no, it was there from the beginning and she had a similar one on there last time too.

>> No.11845748

Reading shitty isekai and xianxia. I've been playing Inscryption lately, Mori would probably like it, hope she plays it.

>> No.11845807

Previous one sounded fine to me, and I don't recall you whining about it either.

>> No.11845831

I need to confess my sin
Gura making that Yoshi Bruce Willis turned me on a little bit

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She'll be back soon..me too bud

>> No.11845878

cry, scream, beg for goo to stream

>> No.11845958

God I fucking hate that sound

>> No.11845979

Not too bad bud, I haven't felt to need to join the membership from anyone in council though I do like catching IRyS' streams after Gura finishes, I might join hers eventually
She's done at least one drawing stream, and she's cute. I joined because she's cute and to support Gura's momma

>> No.11846000

Any chumbuds recording the con?

>> No.11846025

either it wasn't as bad last time, or she just happened to pick tracks that weren't as badly affected by the EQ.

listen to the booming muddiness in "payphone":

this is before her EQ:

it is fucked up, it does sound bad, and it is the result of a strong EQ on the bass.

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meant to add my memberships

>> No.11846030

This guy's live tweeting it.

>> No.11846057

t. manager-san

>> No.11846070

Yeah, I know. In fact, if you watched the stream, she made it louder on purpose, as I said.

>> No.11846072

Getting a lot of shit questions, Hoping Gura streams to make up for it

>> No.11846099


>> No.11846105

that doesn't make any sense. the way to change the EQ of her voice is to put an EQ on that channel alone, not on the backing track. it's abnormal to EQ the entire mix for that effect and just makes everything sound worse.

>> No.11846106

well that's cute

>> No.11846225

>I want to like the post
>no one has like it
cam on chumbuds like the damn post so I can hide in the crowd

>> No.11846308

I really don't know or care, anon. To me your posts look like a collection of technical terms, I'm not an audio autist. All I know is that she complained about how her throat failing her and then music became louder. As far as she was concerned, that karaoke was already irreparably scuffed.

>> No.11846368

Con over by the way
It was 40 minutes

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>Gura: Want to make friends and share passion for video games with other people
Gura your old answer was cuter.

>> No.11846382

>proceeded to mog Ame and Fauna
Oh Gura...

>> No.11846399

any anons in Fanexpo rn?

>> No.11846413

Were they out of questions or did they really only have 40 minutes planned

>> No.11846426

>mog Ame and Fauna
That is not an accomplishment.

>> No.11846448

>beat Yamcha and Krillin

>> No.11846466

It's already over. 40 minutes of people sitting on the floor asking questions they've all already answered in streams several times over.
We could've had a fucking stream today instead...

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>What kitchen appliance would you be?

>> No.11846487

I don't know why but it seriously cracks me up when in the midst of everyone being confused about Gura saying chikubi, Gura goes on to smugly say "Speak nihongooo".

>> No.11846504

And that's exactly what I meant.

>> No.11846551

okay, let me be clear. what you are saying is 1) not true (the music did not become louder on average), and 2) not related to what i am talking about at all. EQ is not "how loud things are".

>> No.11846593

gur... gorilla stream onegai..

>> No.11846622

Gura is getting blackout drunk now.

>> No.11846635

>the music did not become louder on average
It literally did though. The music drowned her voice in some places.
>2) not related to what i am talking about at all. EQ is not "how loud things are".
I don't give a fuck.

>> No.11846662

I love when Gura gives out the love letter deepl compliments

>> No.11846664

>It literally did though. The music drowned her voice in some places.
yes, and that's normal. it happens in every karaoke stream. it's because karaoke tracks on youtube are at different volumes. i'm sorry, but there simply isn't any support for your theory.

>> No.11846751

Gura needs to work on the haunted house and she cant really stream that unless she blacks out her game screen like fauna (please do this Gura)

>> No.11846803

I'm in the leather jacket at the back of the merch line if anyone's still around.

>> No.11846811

There you go

>> No.11846870

Anon, I don't even hear the difference between your examples here >>11846025
I don't get why keep autistically repeating something about "EQ" and I just don't give a fuck. To me Gura sounds like herself and the only problem she sometimes has is volume.

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>> No.11847016

remember when gura said she enjoyed housework and wanted to dress up like a maid and clean holohouse?

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>ywn have Gawr sit on your lap and excitedly tell you about all the killing she has done
Why live bros..?

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This is kinda sad, they didn't even give the audience chairs

>> No.11847279

If only shed did half of that on her house...

>> No.11847335

im supposed to be working

>> No.11847358

gura is the one that said it retard

>> No.11847386

could be worse. At least they're better than the dokomi questions

>> No.11847403 [DELETED] 

>It's easier just to say she sounds like a midget with a southern accent and call it a day

its funny you say this because I'm pretty sure i know where in the south her roommate's accent comes from. east Tennessee, east of knoxville somewhere around Kingsport, possibly south west Virginia somewhere around the foothills of the Appalachian mountains like in Norton, or maybe in SE Kentucky around Harlan. I know someone out there has a lot of the same vocal inflection; to the point you'd think they grew up in the same town. the only problem is he's originally from Tampa, so i'm not sure how much his panhandle/western Florida accent is coloring his Tennessee accent, however since i've been in that area of the country before i'm pretty sure she's from the neighborhood.

>> No.11847429

I liked some of the Dokomi ones...

>> No.11847454

Wrong, she got her accent from sucking my, her bf's, dick all the time.

>> No.11847465

get fucked

>> No.11847480

half their entire budget was spent on getting gura ina and ame there, they couldn't afford chairs.

>> No.11847512

get rid of the faggots that replied to it

>> No.11847521

>ywn never book Gura to show up on screen for your little sister's birthday

>> No.11847529

why is it always some tupid Q&A?
they should do some interactive games with the crowd or something, that staff has 0 creativity

>> No.11847574

its not even remotely correct anyways, who cares

>> No.11847628

I really wanted to make fun of him for it but I was able to hold myself back

>> No.11847724

I like when they're not correct because idiots take it and run with it and it makes the actual answer look like a rrat, eventually only the people who don't care will know lol

>> No.11847741

>he colors the entire southwest map and then some
>aieeee meidos tasukete
It's off topic, but man you sound like pussies.

>> No.11847751

Those effects are awful, but the art is nice and those thighs are delicious. 7/10. Would uooooh again.

>> No.11847789

ironic shitposting leads to shitposting so ironic doxxposting would lead to doxxposting

>> No.11847859

classic disinfo

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chumbud FanExpo guy here.
Will upload full Panel soon. Internet is really slow here so it might take a while.

>> No.11847973

True. I used to purposely tell people the ifunny girl was Gura's roommate

>> No.11847995

That site is still there, so laughable "disinfo" only reeks of desperation.

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>> No.11848004

was gura sassy? did she make fun of anyone?

>> No.11848067

thank you anon, i would let you cum im my mouth i i was there

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>> No.11848111

She was sassy near the end. There also a part cringe / part wholesome question a guy asked Gura. She only asked Gura alone and ignored the other two. He apologized tho lmao

>> No.11848160

>There also a part cringe / part wholesome question a guy asked Gura
the can we send you sappy letters guy? or different one?

>> No.11848245

excellent, day of the rake is cancelled.

>> No.11848259

Yeah that guy. Gura handled it really well. Host guy was trying to deflect the question lmao

>> No.11848266

Thanks bud!

>> No.11848293

god FUCK them.. all that does is make Gura less likely to be cute and and sweet with her members..

>> No.11848302

What did she say? Honestly the reason I haven't sent in a letter yet is because I'm not good at tapering my emotions and it always ends up sounding overly sappy and cringe

>> No.11848356

I just mentioned I'm a shit writer in the letter, so hopefully Gura forgave me (if she ever read it).

>> No.11848388

She really likes to read fan letters. so don't be afraid to send it even if its really sappy and cringe. She'll still love it. Gura's an angel.

>> No.11848414

Well now I feel better about what I sent her.

>> No.11848452

I will drown her in my love

>> No.11848458

Just don't get overly personal and don't talk about yourself. Say stuff in a thanking way and don't say "I love you" at all in the letter.

>> No.11848464

what the fuck kinda fetish is this

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>> No.11848493

A cursed one.

>> No.11848504

>Just be as generic as possible
I would think she would prefer unique experiences, not just every chumbud thanking her for the same shit over and over again

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>Make new friends, sing with cute girls, cheer up those who are sad

Well, I'd say she accomplished all those things. Good job, sharky.

>> No.11848572

I know you mean well, but now I just want to send her a love letter telling her my life story and end it off with "I will marry you someday, I know it"

>> No.11848579

I also don't think she wants to hear
>if it weren't for you I would've fucking killed myself
>I love you so much I just want to join holostars and date you!

>> No.11848589

Managers must be doing a good job filtering if that's the case. I'd like to imagine they let my letter that hinted at how hot I find her through.

>> No.11848601

go ahead, your cringy schizo shit will be filtered by management anyways

>> No.11848647

There is a wide spectrum of what "talking about yourself" consists of. You don't have to write absolute garbage like that either.
Although if someone legitimately felt saved by her I don't think she would be annoyed at being told that, especially if its in a letter and not an attention whoring SC

>> No.11848657

So there is no point in writing a personal letter, thanks for clarifying.

>> No.11848667

Will it? You don't know what gets filtered. Might as well shoot your shot now that we know Gura enjoys reading the letters she receives even if they're cringe.

>> No.11848678

If you don't know what you're talking about just shut the fuck up. People like you are who are everything to turn into shit and stay that way.

>> No.11848681

If you kept out the schizo delusion parts it would probably be fine.

>> No.11848685

>Although if someone legitimately felt saved by her I don't think she would be annoyed at being told that
it depends on how they phrase it.

>> No.11848697

>I love you so much I'm going full homo
Now THAT she would probably find funny at least.

>> No.11848703

The line "I'm going to marry you one day" will 100% get your letter filtered.

>> No.11848704

>it depends on how they phrase it.
I think that goes for literally everything

>> No.11848715

I sent one around her birthday, I just wanted to say how much I appreciated her and talked about some of my favorite stream moments. I might have snuck an I love you in at the end, but not in the sappy love letter way

>> No.11848738

Jokes on you I want to join the homos so I can fill shien's bussy with my cum

>> No.11848739

Saying completely insane shit like you're going to marry her and that you're sure of it will get it filtered, yes.

>> No.11848750

I'm reminded of that Silk Spectre arc in Watchmen somehow.

>> No.11848779

How about "I'm going to marry a girl exactly like you someday ;)))"

>> No.11848789

You still don't know what gets filtered. And frankly, you shouldn't be discouraging people from writing things that get filtered. Them getting filtered is a GOOD thing.

>> No.11848800

I've seen Marine get SCs from EOPs saying that they're going to join holostars for the sole purpose of dating her. It's cringe as fuck

>> No.11848809

Then you just sound like a retard

>> No.11848810

I think that's ok

>> No.11848817

Have you entertained a possibilty of it being a joke?

>> No.11848819

I'd give managers credit for that, but then again, they probably murdered my poor letter, too.

>> No.11848822

that still sounds very creepy

>> No.11848858

That sounds fine

>> No.11848879

based. Also cucking Ame on top of it

>> No.11848897

Gura LIKES sappy love letters so I'd say you fucked up.

>> No.11848898

If you write something like this then you probably didn't have anything meaningful to say before it, and even if you did it totally invalidates it and puts it into a much less genuine and much more uncomfortable and transactional context.

>> No.11848924

>Them getting filtered is a GOOD thing
Why? It's better off they don't do it in the first place and waste their time and management's time. I guess management should work for their pay or something

>> No.11848945

No, it was 100% serious. That comment was preceded with a paragraph on how much she means to them.

>> No.11848963

a)fuck managers with a rake
b)writing a sappy embarassing letter may give them a closure
No downside here.

>> No.11848973

Please don't say that, I'm just going to take it as a challenge to write a meaningful letter and put schizoshit at the end.

>> No.11848977

probably worded like that is a tad too far so something like shes motivated you to get out there again would be ok

>> No.11848984

>writing a sappy embarassing letter may give them a closure
ehh, I guess

>> No.11849001

So, elaborate joke?

>> No.11849029

What I'm saying is that even if you do that, it wastes everything that comes before and takes away the reader's happiness at anything good and replaces it with awkwardness.

>> No.11849036

Going complete schizo retard like you guys are suggesting here is outside of definition of "cringe love letter".

>> No.11849089

Thats why you start out with the insane schizo shit then progressively get more normal so sheis tricked into thinking that the entire thing is acceptable by the end

>> No.11849093

This, it's a good outlet for weirdos to let out their weird. Otherwise they might be tweeting it or superchatting it at her.

>> No.11849097

Remember the schizo obsessed with Gura and posted the picture of the hand written letter addressed to "S"? That's the level of schizo that's too much

>> No.11849121

>write a letter
>it's long but entirely inoffencive
>paragraphs form I KNOW YOU ARE HERE when read vertically

Would that be schizo or based schizo?

>> No.11849164

based schizo

>> No.11849176

I think I had a good balance in there without being too sappy. I'm gonna send another closer to the holiday season and I haven't decided how I'm gonna do it yet.

>> No.11849191

That's just based.

>> No.11849207

That would be retarded.

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>> No.11849248

Oh yeah, that Dodo guy was rather sly with it too. I don't think it would've gotten filtered because you would have to really parse every line to see some of the creepy references.
At a glance his letters appeared cringe but wholesome.

>> No.11849256

Actually cringe. Please don't, I don't want to be associated with you even as slightly as posting on the same board.

>> No.11849270

if she notices she's going to read that as "i know where you live"

>> No.11849298

I'm going with this one for my letter

>> No.11849305

Fine, change that to "hi from ggg".

>> No.11849335

Because the only reason to do this would be to see her reaction, otherwise it's fucking pointless.

>> No.11849344

that's not even based, that's fucking cringe

>> No.11849362

Based schizo.
But include hints as to where /here/ is, otherwise it will surely creep her the fuck out.

>> No.11849371

I rather doubt she would even notice

>> No.11849385

I already told her hi from ggg nobody else is allowed to say that.

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