/clg/ - CyberLive General

[名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。 No.]

CyberLive thread

Kaneko Lumi
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko
https://www.youtube.com/c/KanekoLumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>Lumi: Strategy/action games. Great at chat interaction.

Utano Pandora
https://twitter.com/UtanoPandora
https://www.youtube.com/c/UtanoPandora
https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora
>Pandora: British, speaks EN/JP. JRPGs. Idol type.

Amaris Yuri
https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUC1EIq0MtF-kctHPtQzIjQ
https://www.twitch.tv/amarisyuri
>Yuri: FPS/horror games. Seagull laugh. Likes guns.

Ayane Hylo
https://twitter.com/AyaneHylo
https://www.youtube.com/c/AyaneHyloChCyberLive
https://www.twitch.tv/ayanehylo
>Hylo: Variety. Godlike vocal range. Boomer humor.

Momozora Seina
https://twitter.com/MomozoraSeina
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUIAL_OAPtNmlAlKfj-ZuRQ
https://www.twitch.tv/momozoraseina
>Seina: Speaks EN/ES. Variety, good at rhythm games.

CyberLive Official links
https://twitter.com/cyberlivecorp
https://www.cyberlivecorp.com/

Full schedule:
https://cyberlive.jetri.co/#/

Reference Sheets:
https://pastebin.com/wNVzEKmC

Upcoming Events:
Yuri Birthday. Saturday, October 23rd.
Misaki Debut. Sunday, October 24th.

Grats Yuri!

Previous:
>>11751302

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Yuri likes the gift I sent her hehe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11834441
tributechama....

[Anonymous No.]

MISAKI LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

HYLOVE
YURI LOVE
PANDA LOVE
SEINA LOVE
M I S A K I L O V E
lumi is ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>11834468
its ok lumi you dont have to be so modest

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>>11834468
Hey, anon. Fuck you.
LAMI LOVE

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>>11834452
hehe I'm not saying! She comes to these threads and I want my gift to be a surprise!

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>>11834441
sounds like a post esdeath would fucking do

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>>11834546
i hope its surprise buttsex

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>>11834343
uoooh
pudge cat

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>>11834441

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>>11834831
>left handed
ew

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>>11835297
what are you talking about the hand is on the right side of the image

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>>11835330

[Anonymous No.]

This general has been a lot less fun than phase cuck general lately, we need more e-drama.

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>>11835467
I don't want whatever it is they're having.

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>>11835467
I get my fill of drama from other far more schizo boards

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Im just going to say that Hylo would be the best girlfriend of the group followed by Seina and Yuri. Pandora and Lumi would be better wives though.

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>>11836722
Lumi wants you to fill her womb with children, and to have a big loving family.

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>>11836770
Giving Lumis children the childhood she never had!

[Anonymous No.]

I want the potato Yubi

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>>11836722
>Hylo would be the best girlfriend
but im not a girl

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>>11838038
hylos a tranny

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>>11838676
Id suck his dick.

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>>11835467
pcg is a full blown NTR appreciation thread now, are you sure that's what we need?

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>>11838813
We already went through our NTR arc and came out stronger for it.

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>>11838889
Don't say I didnt warn you that you're underestimating pcg's triple-NTR arc
>Tenmafags cucked by normies from recent OTV collab
>Lia cuckees cucked by new janny
>On top of all that Pippafags persistently cucked by Zoidberg for months now

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>>11839064
Thankfully Lumi doesn't have a boyfriend, and is in fact a virgin.

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>>11839135
>doesn't have a boyfriend
Anon, I exist.

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>>11839219
My hands typed this, yes I (we) exist.

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>>11839135
Lumi is going to get groomed sooner or later, she's too thirsty.

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>>11839276
Hurry up and become a divegrass commentator then

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>>11835467
Does Lumi fuck space-time singularities? You know what they say, once you cross the Event Horizon...

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>>11838676
ftm or mtf?

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>>11839628
ftm
firelizard to mammal

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>>11839276
she already is by her own server; it's mutual though because she's grooming them into not giving a shit about treating her nicely

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>>11839713
this is an acceptable type of tranny

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>>11839764
no such thing
but for Hylo, I will reduce hatred to just apathy

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>>11839434
Divegrass commentators won't make it, only the absolute top and the absolute bottom have a chance, you either gotta be a real oil baron or a fat small dicked furry groomer living on disability checks.
>>11839748
>by her own server
I guess the latter group is winning.

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>>11839789
can confirm
t. Groomi's fat small dicked furry groomer

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>>11839875
Good for you, furry friend, I'll just go hit on Pippa once she quits PhaseConnect in an autism fit, like about now.

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>>11839789
Where do depressed gymcel neets fit into the spectrum

[Anonymous No.]

All times UTC

20:00 - Hylo horror clip review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU8As1I74IY

23:00 - Lumi Getting Over It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIySrW_dyso

00:30 - Seina member ASMR

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>>11839783
majority of ftms are brainwashed tomboys who need to be CONCERN'd back to normality

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>>11840132
Not gonna make it, unless you have extensive experience of grooming underage girls, are currently actively working on 10+ targets with Lumi being the oldest by far, and you are just pretending to be depressed for deep emo kid points. NEET part would be fine if you are leeching off your parents' pension.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to explore an abandoned place with Yuri. Going in there ecstatically, not knowing shit about the place, finding out interesting old stuff in there, and generally just having fun.

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>>11839993
Good luck Pippafriend! Say hi to zoidberg for me when he finishes with her piphole and passes it to you!

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>>11840379
Man, we're all cucks here.

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>>11840272
Yuri is the ideal gf to do cool shit with.

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>>11840672
Hylo is the peak

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>>11840811
You know what else she is? Live on Youtube right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Hylo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU8As1I74IY

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>>11840272
>be anon
>get invited to explore abandoned factory with Yuti
>"Go in ahead first anon I just need to make a call theres no signal in there!"
>Go inside. Try to not wander off but too dark and lose bearing anyway.
>10 mins later, heard creaking sound of gate and faint light.
>Feeling of relief.
>Said relief immediately dashed by the crisp sound of a slide rack.
>"Better start running anon teehee!"

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>>11840272
I want to explore an abandoned place with Lumi. Going in there ecstatically, but she already came earlier that morning to learn every nook and cranny, found where all the interesting shit is, and not letting me have any of the fun for efficiencies sake. We're done in record time and she calls me a casual.

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>>11841014
Being hunted by Yubi!
Running away from Yumi!
Hearing Yuji's taunting laughter in the distance!
Hiding from Yuvi!
Found by Yuni!
Getting shot by Yugi!
Bleeding out with Yuti!
Getting a dying kiss from Yudi!
The last thing I see being Yuki's psychotic smile from the satisfaction of hunting another being!
Dying to Yupi!
I love Yuri!

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>>11841320
One of these names is not like the others

[Anonymous No.]

Hylo seems to have picked more comedy videos than scary ones...

[Anonymous No.]

Look who's collabing tomorrow.

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>>11842157
Tenma looking cute and funny as ever!

[Anonymous No.]

Watching torture porn S&M dungeon videos with Hylo!

[Anonymous No.]

Yabai Hylo!

[massive faggot No.]

>>11842719
Yabailo!

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>>11842157
>rejects lumi's collab offer
>collabs with panda
wdsmbt?

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>>11843735
>rejects
The context was that she was already booked, not that she refused.

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>>11843735
based

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What the fuck is hylo watching

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>>11844411
I have no fucking clue someone recommend chanenl 58 or something next this shit is garbage;

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>>11843790
Lumi's hands typed this

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>>11844643
It reminds me of the early days when ame would ask for movies to watch and shed get a bunch of weird advante garde arthouse shit that's really fucking weird and she could barely finish it because it was either too fucking weird or too boring

[Anonymous No.]

hylo is talking about duckcock...

[Anonymous No.]

I got to hear Hylo's real voice during the stream. I feel blessed.

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>>11845818
She should use it more

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>>11845818
Timestamp?

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>>11846004
Agreed. Hylo, if you read this your natural voice sounds really nice. I like your fake voice too since it suits your character really well.

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>>11846004
Totally agree, but her using a fake voice just suits her model much more.

[Anonymous No.]

just what the fuck happened in this stream

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>>11846405
Privated so she can cut out the real voice slip probably.

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>>11846517
One of you faggots better have a clip then.

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>>11846552
I don't clip, but if I were to describe it, her voice is like Seina's but a little deeper with a hint of devil-may-care attitude to it. You missed out bro, its was a nice contrast to the usual Hylo.

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>>11846643
I'm more curious about the context in which it happened.

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>>11846719
Pretty sure her voice changer just stopped working for a bit, all she said was "This guy..." when mr melodrama showed up in one of the short films.

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Loom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIySrW_dyso

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>>11846973
coom

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>>11846973
Lumi Love

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>>11846973
Can't wait to jerk it to those sweet moans again!

[Anonymous No.]

I love clipniggers so much

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>>11846973
>"my heart is beating really really fast guys"
OK which one of you faggots is railing Loomers

[Anonymous No.]

her mouth tracking is just not working wtf

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>>11847498
She's just too focused excuse her anon...

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>>11847533
but my immersion...

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[Anonymous No.]

>She is suffering
> I'm constantly suffering as well
ARE WE???????

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>>11847212
As long as he doesn't try grooming her I'm fine with them helping my oshi incline

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>>11848115
There is a reason he's not wanted and banned in many places.

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>>11848115
I think he's gone gosling because he's always tuning in, but I haven't seen him active much in discord so I guess he's just a fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>lumi pretending she didn't play this game for 100+ hours before this stream.

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>>11848521
She also probably watched the clipnigger stream this game for 10 hours. RUINED

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>>11848392
Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

wdhmbt?

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>>11848755
based

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>>11848755
Loomigroomi....

[Anonymous No.]

Just tuning in now, what have I missed?

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>>11850039
She's throwing like usual

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>>11850072
>she knows exactly what she's doing

[Anonymous No.]

uooooohhh that voice crack

[Anonymous No.]

>>11847212
He also showed up in Pippa's chat and nothing really came out substantial to that

[Anonymous No.]

bros she is throwing to make us coom......

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>>11850470
Lumi I'm not going to fap to you

[Anonymous No.]

Calmly climbing high
The mask relaxed from falling
Music plays enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

How do I cope with the knowledge that I will never have a gf nearly as cute as Lumi?

[Anonymous No.]

>reads chat
>oh big news Hololive-
Why do people do this?

[Anonymous No.]

huh

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>>11850817
Because people are retarded, including me

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>>11850817
Holobronies think that Hololive is the absolute peak standard and that every other vtuber only cares about them and aspires to be like them and will quit if they can't be them

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>>11850581
Come on haikubro we can do better than that
>Hammer smashing rocks
>Star tits flapping in the wind
>I'm hard as a puck

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>>11850883
every chuubas out there will abandon the shit out of their past if they got accepted in hololive

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>>11851127
That's a good thing (for them).

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>>11850736
dunno, can't relate
t. her future boyfriend

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>>11851076
Potato baking
Star falling past as they laugh
Mountain peak awaits

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>>11851127
you can't exactly blame them when getting accepted into hololive is the golden ticket to willie wonka's money printing factory. holodrones will shower you with money just for having the hololive name stamped on your ass

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>>11851710
I typed this

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>>11851920
Which cyb will most likely graduate for them?

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>>11852470
me

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11852470
Unironically? Panda. She already adheres to most of the weird management policies they have, whereas someone like Lumi or Yuri would have to change their entire personality to not get kicked out.

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>>11852470
Pandora, living in Japan and actually has aspirations to become an Idol.
Game permissions wouldn't be much of an issue for her either.
This isn't a diss on Pandora, but it aligns most of all with her personal goals and the benefits of being in a non-japan corpo doesn't give her as much as say the other talents that are more loose and prefer a wider variety of games/freedom.

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>I enjoy reptiles
scalie bros, we're winning

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>>11852537
kek good one anon

[Anonymous No.]

T o T

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>>11857802
???

[Anonymous No.]

which one of you faggots made a misaki hate thread this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>11864053
there's a Misaki hate thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11864064
just search anon

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>>11863249
G enuine fury,
E manating from dullards;
T ethered just barely.

O mnifarious are the delusions of schizos,
V enting thoughts best left to pillows.
E uthanasia may be imperative,
R endered unless you cease this narrative.

I n case the shades you don are coloured,
T ake a moment to assess the verdict of the jury.

Misaki LOVE

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>>11843735
Tenma eats well done steak with ketchup.

[Anonymous No.]

Lumi retweeted this T o T
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1451770568634736647

[Anonymous No.]

>>11864520
misaki i am so sorry you have to see /vt/ go full schizo over this

[Anonymous No.]

Quietly it rings
Life and death of a rrat king
Dreams gone on waking

[Anonymous No.]

>>11848755
Is Loomi into shotas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11864634

[Anonymous No.]

>>11865220
She's into me.
t. Lumi's husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>11864634

[Anonymous No.]

>>11865524
LOOMI NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11864634

[Anonymous No.]

>>11845818

I wish more vtubers just used their "morning voice". The whole cutesy uguu thing is just jarring to me. Especially when it's western girls doing it.

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>>11864634
>>11865578
Groomi...

[Anonymous No.]

>Lumi unironically uooh in public
I have mixed feelings about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>11868149
I hear you somewhat
doubt much will come of it but it does raise concerns

[Anonymous No.]

All times UTC

13:00 - Pandora Pokemon Shield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwAGynaGxcA

16:00 - Lumi member only games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCs4UMxoWuw

00:00 - /pcclg/ alert: Pandora Prop and Seek with Tenma, Lia and others

01:00 - Yuri birthday party and membership opening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWQ84fdwSw8

[Anonymous No.]

>>11869458
Do we merge for the /pcclg/ again?
I kinda don't want to, seeing how they've been lately...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11869556
I don't know, there was a separate thread for the /here/ collab but it wasn't branded /pcclg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11834343
What did you guys get Yuri for her birfday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11870764
Not telling you Yuri, you'll find out later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11869556
Best not right now, they're OD'ing on schizo and NTR. It's fun to watch from the sideline but I don't want to deal with that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>11870798
Foreboding.

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>>11870863
hehe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11869556
Absolutely not.

[Anonymous No.]

Tfw too poorfag to give Yuri a gun for birthday present

[Anonymous No.]

>>11834343
>oil barons beginning to appear in Lumi streams

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>>11871245
Oh she finally got some oil money? Good for her! Who are they (just curious, definitely not building my spreadsheet!)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11871245
all of the oil barons I've seen so far are anonymous for the most part, going to be hard to build a spreadsheet around that kind of culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>11871245
>thank you anonymous oil baron I mean donor for the gift sub!

[Anonymous No.]

Panda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwAGynaGxcA

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11869556
I don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>11871245
Fuck that shit the one who deserves all the oil money is Panda!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11875716
>t. Panda

[Anonymous No.]

>>11875716
Just get into Holodyke, Panda

[Anonymous No.]

>>11876413
Please panda don’t go to Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>Lumi
more like lumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>11879479
Nonmembers could've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that dastardly rennes!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it worth joining Lumi's discord and risk being outed as a discord user?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11879801
How so? Just use a different username.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't (You) a LumiGumi Chad like >us?

[Anonymous No.]

member's only lumi is extra cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11880449
I'm here bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>11880449
But anon, I am!

[Anonymous No.]

>it goes both ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>11880449
I don't know about giving a girl money only because I want to bone her when I'm definitely not going to get to actually bone her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11882912
missing out kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>11871245
now with sound

[Anonymous No.]

Pick your Yuri
https://youtu.be/iTtVEiN-OPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>11880449

[Anonymous No.]

>>11880676
Even the bgm is intimacy-triggering. Loomi not GFE chuuba my sweaty ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>11882717
She's giving off a ton of red flags tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/AyaneHylo/status/1451963275902652422?s=20
Happy birthday snow dumb kot

[Anonymous No.]

>I will not feed the cat
wew

[Anonymous No.]

Lumi is insanely hot irl and instead of fucking some rich dudes she's sitting here chatting with (You)
Is this the power of Anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11882995
I want to cuddle with Feral Yudi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11883518
It's the power of whoever gave her the bad touch.

[Anonymous No.]

I had to stop watching the member's stream around an hour in. What have I missed since?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11883518
it's the power of a unique autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>11883518
Be real, she's feeding on (You) while cultivating herself to become the ideal tradwife for trillionaire chad.

[Anonymous No.]

>9 ARS
how much is that in real money

[Anonymous No.]

>>11883626
It's 10 yen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11883642
jesas that's less than 10 cents

[Anonymous No.]

>>11883596
I'm using her to train myself to not hate women so it all evens out in the end.

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>>11883839
based?

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>>11883596
I've actually started doing my /fit/ reps and going on dates again after a few weeks of watching her. I'm not looking for someone like her specifically, but she has convinced me that there are a lot more diverse people out there aside from my toxic exes.

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

Loomer love

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>>11884057
9/10

that was a really fun one

[Anonymous No.]

Lumi doesn't want simps, she just wants to bantz and have fun because she cares too much. What the fuck am I supposed to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884057
I've never seen Lumi in vc what is she talking about/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884096
Bantz and have fun with her, 4head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884057
containment was nowhere to be found yet outsiders were none the wiser/10

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>>11884051
I don't even know how to approach women at this point. I can't get any online dating matches since I'm a bald tech douchebag in a city full of better looking tech douchebags with more $ so vtubere like Lumi are my only cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884096
do your reps, so that you increase the chances of meeting a woman who is as good or better than her. also don't be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884096
works for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884057
8/9 haven't laughed this hard in months

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884057
9.5/10
I thought there were gonna to be more games than just gartic but it was still fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884113
I have been but this just makes my kokoro hurt more and want to simp. It's a dangerous cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11883839
Same desu.
I't not going well, I'll mellow out when watching her but as soon as the stream ends I start rationalizing it as her being emotionally manipulative
Guess I'll just stay a hermit

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884112
>movie watchalongs
>occasional times when she works the schedule out with the dicksword

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884057
7/10
Even in members only she didn't say the jokes when will she be real with us on stream bros..

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884154
>but as soon as the stream ends I start rationalizing it as her being emotionally manipulative
I'm gonna saviorfag for anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884057
didn't take part in any of the games but the zatsu at the end was comfy as fuck
also kek'd at the lack of containment

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884130
>the chances of meeting a woman who is as good or better than her
Assuming her looks are as good as she makes them out to be, she's like a top 0.1% woman within her age group, and that comes from someone that isn't especially blinded by goslinging. Even if she's mediocre in looks, she's at least top 5%. We have fuck-all chance of getting with an equally good or better girl.

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>>11884440
She's American. The average American woman in her 20's is like 5'3, 170lbs so if you aren't overweight then you're at least a 7 or 8 on the physical attractiveness scale. Just her personality makes her well beyond anything than any anon here could hope for.

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>>11884440
Not with that attitude, do your pisscord reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884440
Falling in love with someone is gonna make you realize that all statics shit that you posted doesn't really matter anon. I found one that I unironically think that is better than Lumi just because I loved her and she's a really really really great and sweet of a person before so I atleast want to believe that maybe (you) anons can do it too.

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>>11883839
You might be meme-ing but I’m serious. Watching chuubas has made me not hate women as much. I’ve drawn generalities after a few experiences. I’ve come to realize they’re not all bad, it was just massive cope because I got hurt. Getting back in the gym and church. I will find a church girl and not a bar sloozie. Chuuba as a catalyst for introspection and self improvement? What a strange fucking twist that is lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Back and forth alone
My skills with reps I shall hone
Give and take with friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884685
Discord groomers only really get anywhere with mentally ill underage and borderline underage girls, while it's better than nothing, you're definitely not getting anything decent out of that.
>>11884690
Sure, but then it's not a better girl, just someone you fell for. I guess it doesn't matter as long, as you're happy in the end, but I was being pragmatic.

[Anonymous No.]

All anons with heart
Soon you too shall be distraught
Never trust a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884777
The best girls are the introverted ones you dont find at parties. Trouble is mostly just finding them really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884690
maybe I should do my psychologist reps and try getting how much I hate myself for a lot of immutable physical characteristics

[Anonymous No.]

>>11884777
Anon is probably not meme-ing. VTubers, affected by idolfaggotry and a competitive market, are forced to put their better foot forward. But even beyond that, most of the ones I've seen are alright people. I never outright hated women, but VTubers at least improved my opinion of the average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11883839
>Lumi encourages and inspires chat to grow as a people.
>Chat helps Lumi grow in confidence and overcome intimacy issues
Pottery. Everyone wins. We’re all going to make it, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5td_Q2bEE
do your wander reps
we're gonna make it bros

[Anonymous No.]

Keep watching chuubas
Three dees are absolute trash
They will wreck your life.

[Anonymous No.]

You may aim for love
But there is none to be found
Better off alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>11834343
So it was decided Yubi is an assortment of tributes as a birthday present, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Heart tightening,
Star fading,
Keep walking,
Sun rising.

[Anonymous No.]

G enerous the praise;
I mitative flattery,
T o buck my malaise.

B ecome what you wish to see,
E n passant is our victory.
T his may just be a passing phase,
T o inspire some effort in the haze.
E uphoric to witness toil amidst the contrary,
R ebuking a lack of labour and those who laze.

I'm so proud of you retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>11834343
I’m not sorry. I like the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11885495
Why

t.Lumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>11885562
I'm actually surprised there hasn't been more insane images yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11885562
There's a reason ancient fertility idols look like this, Loomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11882995
Bro the Yubi with brown/black hair and golden eyes. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng. Very cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11886052
The thin figurines broke in half in a couple thousand years.

[Anonymous No.]

im tired of the phase connect cuck cycle, tell me who to watch in cyberlive that wont crush my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>11886117

[Anonymous No.]

>>11886132
Panda takes being an idol relatively seriously, and you'll never hear any drama about Seina because beaners watch her and they don't really come here. But in general, I'd probably recommend Hololive, most of the girls are as doxed as they'll ever be, so you can choose carefully.

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>>11882995
Dibs on sleep paralysis demon Yuri.

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>>11886132
I only watch Lumi so far so I can only recommend her. Think Lia but with less overt stacy energy, a much more healthy relationship with her /here/ audience than Pippa, and a dash of Tenma's baseness.

Oh yeah, almost forgot, her mods are based af and WILL engage in ERP with you in front of their oshi.

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>>11886132
Literally anyone but Lumi. Lumi does not want simps. I think Pandora would enjoy that kind of attention. She’s not everyone’s cup of tea bc she can come off as a bit aloof. If you’re into that kind of thing she should be your go-to. Plus she’s hot.
>>11885407 I fucking knew Lumi wrote these.

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>>11886274
>thread full of Lumifags in varying stages of grief and cope
>all the fucking time
>"I can only recommend Lumi"
Don't do this to your fellow anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11886355
ive been wanting to check out pandora but she always seems to stream at a bad time for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>11886355
I don't know what's greater praise, inspiring anons are being mistaken for Lumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>11886359
>>thread full of Lumifags in varying stages of grief and cope
Seeing your oshi as a person and not building them up as some kind of unattainable goddess is neither grief nor cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11886475
Imagine seeing chuubas as anything other than your cheap (free) entertainment

[Anonymous No.]

>>11886475
>well if I just accept or ignore that I'll never ever get with her and look at her as a friend that flirts with me as a joke, suddenly I don't have to cry myself to sleep every night anymore
I don't know, seems like cope to me. Still better than the goslings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11886132
Lumi's mods are all gay for each other. If you don't wanto get cucked then watch her. Then start simping for the jannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11886407
Time to begome a VOD Chad.
>>11886407
Your vocabulary definitely makes you stand out; I was just throwing a shot in the dark. Keep up the good work anon I like reading these.
>>11886584
>well if I just accept or ignore that I'll never ever get with her and look at her as a friend that flirts with me as a joke, suddenly I don't have to cry myself to sleep every night anymore
That sounds like projection more than anything else lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>11834343
I’m genuinely looking forward to Yuri’s stream tonight. It’s gonna be a hoot.

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>>11886794
Somehow I'm having a hard time buying that you are watching a GFE VTuber that's currently in the middle of an "I'm in love with my chat" arc for the fun, friendly banter. There's a significant number of VTubers that do that shit better than Lumi. Regardless, I think my point stands that if anon wants a relatively drama-free oshi with no danger of NTR shitstorms, Lumi is not the one to go with.

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>>11887035
trust nobody
not the shills, not the general and not the tubers themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>11886794
you goofed your second reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>11834343
I wanted what Yuri’s toes look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>11887332
I wonder if she'll show us feet pics in her birthday stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11883839
I used to think only ugly women could be funny.

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>>11887035
The only remotely NTR thing about Lumi is the /here/ rrats, and not even the good kind.
If vague, unsubstantiated 'your oshi fucks dogs with BBC' kind of rrats trigger your NTR bone, I'd recommend taking 250mg of Sodium cyanide with a glass of grape juice.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Yuri cries happy tears during her birthday stream. So far I've only heard Lumi and Pandora crying and I want to hear what they all sound like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11887983
well there was mr. divegrass...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11834343
https://youtu.be/t9AtR8zau5A
This was such a great stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, will Lumi ever play APEX?

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>>11888058
Are people actually that insecure, or is it some kind of perpetual shitposting loop that feeds on itself? I realize that I am in some part feeding the loop by even asking this, but sometimes I can't find the line between banter and unironic seething unicornfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>11887377
A boy can dream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11888147
That was a lot more real cuck drama than whatever's going on at PhaseCon, which was evidently already enough to send anon off looking for greener idol pastures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11888145
she will eventually. All chuubas will play APEX and Minecraft
it is fate

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>>11834343
Did any of you send a gift to the pudgy cat? I tried to write something nice in an online card thing. It would be embarrassing if she got like 4 cards. Like when you were a kid and only 1 kid in your class shows up to your birthday party. that hurts.

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>>11885311
Don’t

[Anonymous No.]

>>11888058
I thought it was all shitpost (I've watched all of it, it was very normal male-female interaction to me). Are anons really that insecure and all the seething are real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11888266
/clg/, /pcg/ and /tsun/ are all coping with cuck shit. the real redpill is joining /ppg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11888941
I sent her a steam key.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11889248
You now remember the Nia and Shiki stuff
not looking so good anymore, eh

[Anonymous No.]

(You) WILL be cucked by your oshi and (You) WILL like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11888147
>>11889190
It's just a shitpost
I dont think anyone is actually mad about that

[Anonymous No.]

It's really easy, don't be a gosling and don't have an oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora
Panda collab!

[Anonymous No.]

/pcclg/

https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora (Pandora POV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_FrQnf6OTo (Lia POV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Pwnp6Zt8A (Tenma POV)

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>>11892815
Here's your multiview link

https://holodex.net/multiview/AAMMtwitchutanopandora%2CAMMMh7Pwnp6Zt8A%2CMAMM7_FrQnf6OTo%2CMMGMchat0%2CSMGMchat2

[Anonymous No.]

>>11834343
You’re all supporting Panda, right??

[Anonymous No.]

>>11888145

[Anonymous No.]

Date went well with Lumi!
Going back to your place with Lumi!
Making out with Lumi!
Taking each other's clothes off!
Getting ready to whip it out!
"Anon I want to tell you something but I'm embarrassed..."
Lumi pulling you in closer and whisper!
"S...sneed..."

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWQ84fdwSw8
Yugi time

[Anonymous No.]

yuri bday get in here anon

[Anonymous No.]

its a fappuchino

[Anonymous No.]

Yuri merch got announced

[Anonymous No.]

>literally incapable of getting the set-exclusive voice pack because the physical items only ship to burgerland
Misaki you dumbfuck why is it exclusive when you KNOW this is a problem

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just gonna say that reactions to a debut after only three months is a little weird. Should be saved for the one year anniversary in my mind, but thats just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11893798
Scared of showing bronze shitter skills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11900151
she said they are doing a just international run for us overseas bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>11900151
What country? You might be able to set up a ghost postbox to ship your stuff internationally

[Anonymous No.]

>>11900180
yeah same

[Anonymous No.]

>i do like rain
>*wink*
Yuzi what the FUCK does this mean

[Anonymous No.]

Her laugh reminds me of the rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>11900180
Yes. Debut still fresh in people’s memory.
>>11901037
You know exactly what she means by this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11901182
and luto

[Anonymous No.]

I really like how Yuri occasionally looks like somebody just hit her in the head with a frying pan

[Anonymous No.]

>>11900180
6 months for me imho

[Anonymous No.]

>Lumi draws Kiara
>Everyone went orange woman bad
I love you faggots so much

[Anonymous No.]

yuri said callins with her genmates are happening so any hylofags, lumifags, seinafags, and pandafags should get in here

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Birthday Yubi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11903709
isnt loomer streaming mengen atm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11904076
she's in chat right now so presumably not (and if she is she can easily take a small break to call in)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11904076
nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>11904436
then >>11902872
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11904720
Where would she be streaming it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11904076
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11904720
anon is watching the vod. Members only stream was 10 hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

Yuri swallows slimy loads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11903804
Wtf is this autism gun anon, have you never seen a gun in your life? 0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>11904907
Guns for Yuri!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11905098
Rope yourself

[Anonymous No.]

if you got yubi a hi-point for her bday would she immediately shoot you with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>11905632
sounds like a deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>11905632
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11905098
california compliant

[Anonymous No.]

>>11904907
it's supposed to be m1928 but I suck at drawing guns pls andastand

[Anonymous No.]

voice reveal!!!

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOHHHH MANE-CHAN

[Anonymous No.]

MISAKI VOICE REVEAL

[Anonymous No.]

Misaki's voice is cute! I want to cuddle her!

[Anonymous No.]

hag love

[Anonymous No.]

I KNEW IT
I KNEW SHE WAS A 40 YEAR OLD SINGLE WOMAN WITH 3 CATS
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>11906159
Anon... for the love of Yuri...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4jo8csYpg0

[Anonymous No.]

▲
▲ ▲

[Anonymous No.]

nooooo
my 17 yo mane chan cannot be a hag

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand, she doesn't sound like a hag. What am I supposed to do with my dick now

[Anonymous No.]

>>11906463
cope and seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>11906572
she sounds like a christmas cake. not young enough for the rrats, but not hag enough to be labeled a hag

[Anonymous No.]

reiny is everywhere
just saw her recently over at prism collab

[Anonymous No.]

where's seina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11907063

[Anonymous No.]

>>11907063
work probably. esp audience doesn't donate shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>11906674
uooooo...
uooo...?????????
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Misaki's porcelain dong...

[Anonymous No.]

the voice of misaki
uooohhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

bros…not sure if i can handle a cute christmas cake who hasn’t had a boyfriend in over 10 years…her aura is too powerful