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Anonymous Wed Oct 27 00:38:15 2021 No.12066163 [Reply] [Original]

luv the hag
marry the hag
sex the hag
breed the hag
simple as

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 00:41:27 2021 No.12066287 File: 195 KB, 1148x647, 1625870726809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12066163

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 00:47:43 2021 No.12066582 File: 189 KB, 1920x1080, 1627682893817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12066163 With each day that passes, my lust for hags grow. Genuinely can't imagine myself in a relationship with someone my current age

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 01:11:59 2021 No.12067754 File: 679 KB, 1280x720, 1630423051511.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] someone needs to put a baby in these hags RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 01:19:22 2021 No.12068097 >>12067754 yeah, and it's gonna be me.

>>	Kana sucks Wed Oct 27 01:26:31 2021 No.12068418 >>12066582 This image is fake. Mio doesnt wear panties

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 01:32:07 2021 No.12068684 >>12068418 edited because >muh blue board and whatnot

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 01:34:00 2021 No.12068763 >>12068418 She wears a skimpy black thong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 01:36:47 2021 No.12068903 have disabled child with hag due to breeding hag at old age

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 01:39:20 2021 No.12069020 >>12068903 Love disable child anyway because it's the hag gave it to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 01:39:38 2021 No.12069037 File: 266 KB, 600x800, 1633123984077.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12068903 I WILL provide for my facking cute wife and our disabled child

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 01:47:21 2021 No.12069401 Anons, i need your wisdom, how can we save mio and make her interested in mating ? I don't want her to be found dead at 80yo alone with her 30 cats.

Anonymous Wed Oct 27 01:57:04 2021 No.12069860
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>>12069401
>go to japan
>use 2ch schizo dox posts for good, narrow down which part of nip your oshi lives in
>work at konbini/grocery store/ubereats(somewhere you'll likely meet them at often)
>several small, but genuine engagements, compliments and whatnot
you're playing the long game here, too fast and you'll seem desperate.
>slowly get more and more involved, eventually ask for her contact info
>plan little dates, show her you care, be the good gaijin because YWNBJ
>plan dates at parks, pass by other families, talk about your childhood and your parents
Like I said, slow burn
>eventually propose the question, reassuring her that we're ready for a family
>commence hag breeding
[spoiler>]Wake up[/spoiler]
That's my game plan for my oshi, you can augment it however you want

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 01:58:15 2021 No.12069912 >>12069860 And that's why I need to wear my glasses when making a schizo post

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 01:59:06 2021 No.12069936 >>12066163 simple as what

Anonymous Wed Oct 27 02:03:15 2021 No.12070124
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>>12069860
my only issue with polka is that id need to make her lose enough weight to safely bear our child before plumping her back up

mio and botan and okayu are safely ready for childbearing as is

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 02:37:56 2021 No.12071574 >>12066163 https://files.catbox.moe/pk6n2u.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 02:54:32 2021 No.12072276 >>12068763 Wrong do your reps anon, thats not a black thong thats just Mio's thick pubic hair shaped as a thong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 02:55:30 2021 No.12072314 File: 1.56 MB, 2210x3000, 1635273451259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12069860 the endgame

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 03:08:38 2021 No.12072718 this is a brilliant thread. You are all cultured.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 03:25:37 2021 No.12073294 >>12068903 dunno anon, my mom had me almost at 40 and I turned out fine except for hereditary schizophrenia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 03:33:24 2021 No.12073544 >>12072314 Would still bang

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 03:35:09 2021 No.12073592 >>12073544 >still are you implying that that isn't prime wife material? What are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 03:37:47 2021 No.12073687 >>12073592 Bi

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 03:38:27 2021 No.12073713 File: 333 KB, 420x420, 1615353932266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12073544 >would still

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 06:07:09 2021 No.12077967 >>12066163 >>12066287 >>12066582 >>12067754 >>12069037 >>12069860 >>12070124 >>12072314 >>12073713 yep, BBC

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 27 06:09:51 2021 No.12078035 >>12066287 whenever i see this guy's artstyle it reminds me of story of undertale

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