/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - The Scalping meta Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, you faggot.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
(embed) bros... I miss you... https://files.catbox.moe/9e0tpa.webm (embed) (embed) (bread)
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous Thread: >>12380444

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hi

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>>12405419

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>>12405479
all the prices need is some good shitposting
hatlets, penlets and jeb_lets are scouting around RIGHT NOW (well maybe a bit more around after adjustments)

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took a while but i got 3000 items!!! wow crazy!!!!
couldn't get flat 3000 screenshot cause i rolled 3 items in one roll on 2999 rip

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Why does everyone keep cucking me of Fauna's hat?

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>Sell a bunch of hats
>Set most coins to sell
>Put auto-clicker on 'buy 10' and sleep
>Wake up with $509.12 in liquid
>Still no Nabi hat
It's gonna be one of those days...

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>>12406186
im sorry i just want all the hats and it so happens that fauna is the one im missing

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>>12406216
if i roll one later i will make sure to put it up on auction ;w;

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>>12406216
>>12406242
I don't care. I want her damn horns.

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KURIRI STOP, YOU'RE GONNA DIE

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>check thread
>honk actually bailed me out
Thanks honk that's pretty cool. Alsothe big dip got erased from my graph

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This race is tense dangit

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Thanks Smiles. I knew you won't put up much of a fight.

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i have not bid on this item, it wont let be bid on this iitem and says i already am?
what the fuck is this i know this is bullshit cause heart attack financial has highest big on 5 seperate haato hats at once

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>>12406819

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>>12406819
Really need this fixed. I want to be able to bid on a same item but different sellers

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>>12406804
aw i was actually busy gaming i would've gone 7 million, oh well better luck next time i guess

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>>12406901
Atleast i got 4 million back for more gacha rolls hell yea

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someone who isnt bugged bid on this
he cant just get away with being able to bid on 10 hats at once while no one else can
its fucking 100k for a hat, so cheap, but no one can fucking bid on it

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>>12407213
the image keeps not posting with it

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wtf are you talking about? you can bid on multiple hats, you CANNOT bid on the same items with different sellers. Heart not cheating.

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No one want to bid with me for Ayame’s mask?

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>>12408183
No horns no buy

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>>12408251
Ok?

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delicioso

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FINALLY

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my tarantulas haaton!!

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Woah there, calm down

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>>12408789
it's a new one so it's rare

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>>12408841
It's just choco though

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>>12406302

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>>12408885
who cares i want all hats

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>>12408885
IT’S JUST CHOCO?!? DID YOU JUST MOTHERFUCKING SAY THAT?

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>become tampa

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>>12408885
faggot detected, respect all $BOOBA

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>See a hat that I want for a really cheap deal
>Someone already bids on it
>I want to outbid
>It's a name I'm familiar with
>Name was in there since 2 hours ago
>Gets mixed feeling
I'll just buy those who has no bidders yet or if someone outbids me. Outbidding someone gives me a feeling of fun though, I must admit. Sorry Lemony

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Please don't try to snipe my bids while I'm setting up my marketbot, thanks

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I forgot that there's adjustments, I overspent on auction

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Where's the auction tab?

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>>12409691
hard refresh

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Am I supposed to sell Risu now

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>>12409754
consider marine price movement if you want to sell risu now

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post 'em

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How much is a licence for auctions and does it expire?

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>>12409809
up 6 spots on leaderboard, today is a nice day

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>>12409826
200k and I dont know

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>>12409809
crashing down
>>12409826
you can check it. there is a confirmation button. it's 200k

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>>12409826
>>12409862
stop giving honk ideas, he is always looking for ways to jew it more

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At this point I feel people are just bidding against me out of spite

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>>12409809

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>>12409809
up 1 spot because of risu offsetting my losses

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>>12409826
This gave me a sudden idea about the license.
What if everyone can sell on auction, even those who doesn't have a license but, but they get a bigger tax fee and get the 50% cancellation or expiry fee. Meanwhile, the auction ticket should cost 1M, with a week or 6days expiration but lower tax fee, 25% cancellation/expiry fee and the broker doesn't pull the 15% extension tax on them.

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>>12409944
The 15minutes extension tax on them, I mean

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>>12409901
>t. Airanium Reactor

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>>12409944
Are you a jew?

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>>12409976
It's a feature I always see on online games. I'm not a jew but those games are jew, so yes???

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current nasfaq auction fees/taxes are
>50% cancellation fee
>5% bid fee
>1k 15min extension fee
>200k one time license fee
and you want to add more. jesas, im scared what kind of jew black magicks we will see if holonations will be a thing

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>>12410060
With the new and improved expiring license, we can make those taxes cheaper and remove the extension fee! Just pay 1M weekly and it's all yours for a week!!

But really, 1M even feels very cheap if we can reduce the auction taxes compared to what we get weekly and since we get weekly dividends.

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Give cute bibi hat

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AWOOOOGA HUMMANAHUMMANA

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>>12410217
i gladly give a weekly 1m fee for a reduced bid taxes but do you really beleb that honk will reduce said taxes? i dont think so

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>>12410228
based booba

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honk please remove the 1min cooldown.

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>>12410225

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please zehi onegaishimasu add a "my own auctions" button/filter/page

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tonight we bathe in ducks (yes, AGAIN)

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>>12410528
Subaru's single handedly saving nasfaq...

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>>12410561
keep in mind she had spectacular divvies last week which this sheet takes as a base, I think you know this already but just in case

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>>12410605
She is still a good deal. I have her at 25.1%, which is the highest for me but there are a few other good deals today.

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>>12410257
If honk do consider it, it surely wont be just 1M and he will have to make the existing licenses to expire

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>>12409973
that ain't me :(

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>>12410805
>t. Pudding Management Firm

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>>12410843

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honkchama, can we have an option for the seller to lock the item to the bidder if the bidder bids on something that is 1~ days duration item on the auction? I know this kills the purpose of auction but people will eventually outbid/snipe that bidder once the auction timer goes down to 1 hour or less

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>>12411086
To follow up this and give a reason as to why, the said bidder on 1~ days duration cannot buy the same item on other seller, missing a possible cheaper deal and will have to wait till someone outbids him or his pending buy comes through.

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>>12410687
yea, my % went down a bit because I wanted to force a fatter stack but thanks to weekly deals on Duck it's still 23.9% atm and worth every penny.
$4,498,076.72 out of $18,795,611.12 investment is really good.

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Good morning, I am buying Towa 5x.
>>12408532
Congratulations

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Ohhh Konnui

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>>12411161
just stop bidding at 1 day auctions. sometimes solutions are so simple it hurts

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>>12411604
Thing is, I did it without knowing we cannot bid at the same item

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>>12411651
lesson learned then.
tip: don't worry about missing out deals, not that people know that auctions are profitable, people will pump out items and prices will go down in the future. just chill

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>>12411694
I guess that's true. My main goal was just giving a way for people to secure a deal, honestly. It might work for people that knows each other to pass items with each other.

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>>12411740
that's trading. wait for honk to add that feature

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>>12411888
Checked, also this seems like the fastest way to trade right now. Adding trading seems like it will be complicated thing to code

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>>12411932
well if you really want to "trade". you can do it this way
>both player add an item in the auction house
>both player bids a ridiculous equal amount of money
trade complete. the downside is, of course, the taxes

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>>12410487
this, there realkly should be a your auctions

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>>12412043
also if spmethings expired then its done, why shit up the frontpage with it?
half the active auctions are expired waiting on payment

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Can somebody bid on Harem's hat?

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>>12412475
yea me

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>>12412475
wait don't do this actually i take it back

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>>12412834
Tower...

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>>12411355
Thanks! I'm glad we can finally match!

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Wait, what the fuck. Why do I already receive the auction money when the auction is still ongoing?

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BREAD HATE
SMILES LOVE
CHOCO LOVE
HAT IS MIIIIINE

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>>12413344
what did i do that you love me now im confused

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>>12413344
smiles love!!
konnui love!!
konnui's alt love!!

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>>12408889
>abayo alt
koronesuki was a dev psyop

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>>12413394
Almost didn't have enough money to bid since I burned all my liquid on gacha.
$3m just drops from the sky like fucking All-Might going "I am here".

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>>12413483
oh haha no problem, i just really wanted the hat

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>>12413333
I injected the liquid into your wallet with some API calls

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>>12411804
Expiration insurance.

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...Is Jester dead? His coin counts aren't moving, and he tumbled down the leaderboard lately.

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>>12415474
Hiatus

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>>12415474
>>11642498

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>>12415522
Ah, thank you. I must have missed it back then.

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Thanks for the Booba discount Honk, time to oshicoin

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page 9

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>expanded schemes banned from Divegrass Before Christmas

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>>12417573
large projects...

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>>12417573
colossal goals...

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Baby steps

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>>12417803
Takeshi!!!!!

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>>12417548
Tummy love!

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Inflated Machinations is already fighting crest for a hat why did you wake him up

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>>12417573
wait, what? why?
also based

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>>12418120
He made his team about a discord server, it's still there if you want to check

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>>12417573
TBF his team is based on a Discord Schizo with a thin relationship to this Hungarian Dance therapy site.
I am getting increasingly nervous seeing all these team managed by actual cup managers being signed up

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>>12418073
sizeable objectives love

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>>12418193
which team is it

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>>12418329
duto

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>>12418454
So it really was this team, I didn't get what this is about. Thought it was a 2hu team at first

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Enormous machinations hate!

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>>12418516
/vt/ genocided 2hus again...

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>>12418249
I read the explanation someone gave on /4ccg/ and what the fuck? why would you make a team about that in the first place?

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>>12419802
large projects is known to be a not smart individual

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thank you for the very generous bid nanopi

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What the fuck happened here

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>>12421702
take a guess

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>>12421776
The kenzokus are cheating

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Wont be around here later to check his jump in real time so I'm dropping his rank right now

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>>12421702
IT'S A MONEY LAUNDERING.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

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>>12421702
why are so many of the top 50 suiciding?
this seems like a reckless and unnecessary waste of money, I can't see any reason why they are doing this

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>>12421776
>>12422022
Finally, we can found oshiwars

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>>12421702
>>12421776
>towaniggers are the new hatoons
THEY ARE CHEATING

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>>12421702
Tower laundered 50m to harem earlier. Tower...

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>>12422058
>suiciding
NTA, but I get 100M+ per divvies, 8 million is nothing to us, but it's a big deal to the poorer players of our oshiboards, so it's nice to help them out

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>>12422058
It's called charity

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HONK ADDED MONEY LAUNDERING
>HONK ADDED MONEY LAUNDERING

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>>12422158
nenepro ltd.?
what the hell are those dividends, those are pretty good for someone at 30

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>>12422245
>NTA
No, not nenepro

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>>12422245
even if he was nenepro he'd only need about a 16.5% return on divs to get $99M per div cycle, I haven't really looked at the guy's wallet but if you are playing metacoins a 16% is not that hard to reach

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Okay, made one more before I go. Would appreciate it if someone post their new ranks after their auction goes through.
KENZOKUS ARE CHEATING

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>>12422408
Harem already got the 50m. Its up higher in the thread.

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>>12422435
Wait, what >>12413333
Checked but THEY ARE CHEATING

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The Kenzoku 5...

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>tower gives the kenzoku's a stimmy
Hey cypher, wanna help a bro out and bid 100 millions for one of my items?

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>>12422602
Is your oshi money? I don't think he's your bro

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>>12422497
Wait, so the auction works like this? The money goes through first, if cancelled then it'll refund it from your liquid?
It seems the system or leaderboard wont count it as your real liquid yet. This was Harem's rank yesterday

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>>12422702
It does, don't have a screenshot but Harem was lower this morning.

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>>12422737
What the fuck. In what sorcery is happening with Harem then? Harem is honk?

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>>12422702
Not home, but I dropped to 57 before Tower started throwing money away, was gonna tell him to put a cap on it, cause I knew he was gonna do something like that when auctions happened. I don’t think 50mil should be given out like that, would rather he caps it at 10mil and be very infrequent if he wishes to do such a thing.
Thanks regardless though Tower.

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>>12422787
Confirmed, Kenzokus are cheating

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>>12422602
The kenzokus are different. They look like different individuals, but in reality they're one giant entity

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>>12422787
Following this up, I think the money appeared in my account preemptively cause I bidded on the item before he did the 50mil, likely a bug on honk’s part but it was ignored when I posted earlier.

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>>12422775
>>12422822
>>12422862
these are all true though regardless of my previous posts

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I didn't even realize auctions were a thing until just now lol

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>>12423297
Anon where were you when someone abayod himself with auctions?

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>>12423344
haven't checked this thread in like a week cause nothing interesting ever happens

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>>12423412
Check what happened two threads ago

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Why

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>get Kiara hat
>auction it off for $1
abayo kusotori

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there's an extra 50 or so million dollars in my balance and I can't figure out why

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Just realized that it's only Tuesday and I'm out of liquids. Holy shit auction is addicting

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>>12423608
have you tried getting a top player to fund all your financial needs

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>>12423655
>ywn have a sense of family with your oshiboard because everyone is either dead or a cunt
its just not fair bros...

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>>12423777
Hey joe, nice digits

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>>12423777
Joe...

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>>12423655
Time to prove you're not an Ika, Tako Instruments

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>>12423655
I work a lonely road with a feeling of this >>12423777 except there's no cunt, everyone's just dead

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>>12423824
You smell funny

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>>12423777
maybe when your fanbase is literally called family

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guys, I'm serious. nothing about this makes sense. my balance is way higher than it should be. I have both more coins, and more money than I did at divs. I had $30m last night, and I have $78m right now after bidding $3m on bread's hat. nobody bid anything crazy on any of my auctions either. I did not and probably could not have sold that much shit, everything I've been up to since adjustment has been net negative.
55b4cbff-bbe8-4061-9ff2-194f53868401

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>>12422395
I WISH I could get that kind of return. Too many $ENEN, but it's a burden I'm more than happy to bear because I LOVE MY FUCKING WIFE.

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>>12423943
Give me the extra money, I'm poor I only have 60k liquid.

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>>12424005
Who are you? If I can get outbid on this yellow card I'll pay $2m for both of yours.

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>>12424033
The one you're outbidding the yellow card with anonchama

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>>12424047
no handouts for you

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Auctions mean that Haatons can now actually combine their net worths into Haaton-5.

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4 more minutes

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my net worth didn't change by any amount that would explain it either. I think I'm retarded.

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I wonder if I should subsidize people who share my oshi.

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>>12421702
>>12422022
Networth unchanged

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>>12424260
your market share will go down as theyd likely buy more oshi

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>>12424275
anonchama...

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>>12424287
no shit

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>>12424275
it happened at xx:46, leaderboard updates every 15 minutes i believe check again at xx:00

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>>12424324
Weird, thought the money goes through exactly after expiring which is :36

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>>12424372
Leaderboard updates every 15 minutes.

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>>12424462
Which is why I took the ranking after :45 but guess I'll just wait for :00 to see

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>>12424372
5% of the bid is paid up front. The auctions themselves clear every 15 minutes too, even if they "expired".

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>>12424522
I see, so the auction process with 15 minutes interval too

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>>12424566
Yeah, left me wondering why I didn't have a certain hat yet.

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There he is, spot number 129, from 258.

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>129

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>>12421702
>>12422022
There we go. Went up half of his previous rank

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Now I know what I’m gonna do before I suicide.

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>>12423943
>55b4cbff-bbe8-4061-9ff2-194f53868401
I'd recognise that userid everywhere
>>12424233
>+4M from selling coin
>-2.7M from past auctions
>+8.9M from live auctions bids.
A bit shy of the 44.6M increase I've recorded and by "a bit" I mean 34.4M off
I wish I had access to more info so I could further look into this, but nasfaq's api is quite limited.

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you can sell a hat you are wearing and keep wearing it on the leaderboard btw

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PAGING TAKESHI. LIST SOMETHING FOR AUCTION. ANYTHING. I WILL BID $1M ON IT. I have no idea where this fucking money came from, and I will honor my commitment to "fund" you from back when you were trying to overtake shikobeach.
>>12424834
I knew I wasn't imagining shit. I also knew at least one of you schizos must be tracking me. Thank you based schizo, I kneel, (*´ε`*)ﾁｭｯﾁｭ, pekowine.jpg etc.

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ForRushiachama, I'm requesting a 500K discount off that Friend hat please

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>>12425007
uh, addendum: provided I am not already bidding on the same item from another seller.
koronesuki is a nigger for not listing his yellow cards before he abayo'd

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>>12425007
>I also knew at least one of you schizos must be tracking me
Of course I'm tracking you, look how close you're getting. チュ~ to you too.

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I'm doing a stealth takeover of an oshiboard at the end of the week, look forward to it

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>>12425187
Towa board right?

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???

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>>12425420
no, they are too powerful (schizo) for me

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Everything I bid is considered a spam now.

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HONK FFS, I COULDN'T BID BECAUSE
>Spam
What the actual fuck, i was trying to bid 300k, so it's not like I was +1k'ing it.

[Anonymous No.]

At least Lemony will finally get the Aqua Hat! I wanted to outbid him again for fun but glad I was able to resist the urge

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the day i scrounge up the confidence to come back, and what do i see? my former board cheating! money laundering! all without me! nay, this shan't do, it won't do at all. i will, ah, oversee the transition of wealth properly; see you all soon.
that's not right; what's that saying used around here? see you tomorrow.

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>>12425187
why is she so god damn cute

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>>12426378
Friends are returning one by one!

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>>12426378
pleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleasebereal

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Top three rollers don't have all items. Auction is the way to go.

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holy fuck Airanium Reactor™, you scalp too much that im actually impressed. keep up the grind

t. the guy you keep outbidding.

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>>12426378
>>12426437
>>12426464
auctions saved nasfaq

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>can't even bid because "le spam"
Nice system Honk

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>>12426823
slowed it down to read what mori was saying. cute.

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>my bids are now spam too
Honk what the fuck does this even mean

[Anonymous No.]

thanks honk for this spam shit, got 3 hats relatively cheap than usual

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>>12427043
Dunno but I'm kinda pissed cause I just lost the bid on an item I wanted

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If this doesn't get fixed, someone is getting the deal of their lives

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>>12427213
HOOOOONK

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honk you bastard I can't list any items either

[Anonymous No.]

There's a one minute cooldown, but you should just bid every 2 minutes. It works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the cooldown timer? What determines spam? Where's My Auctions (that I've listed) where's My Auctions (that I've bid on?)

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>>12427213
Airanium you bastard what sort of eldritch deity did you make a deal with?

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it's all airanium fault. HEAD ON A SPIKE

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to sell anymore o' my wares if people are being shafted out of the glorious bidding wars...
Really kills the mood...

[Anonymous No.]

>auction expired with me as highest bidder
So when do I get my item?

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>>12427474
>he bought the fud
never

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>>12427474
that's the beautiful part of it, you don't

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>>12427474
I had to refresh to get my hatto

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>>12427492
>>12427499
wtf?

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M YOU GIANT COCK SUCKING FRENCH FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.]

airanium hate. worst player in the game

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>>12427513
what did i do? airanium is the #1 enemy here friend

[Anonymous No.]

The items aren't being delivered too btw

[Anonymous No.]

Okay but seriously are auctions broken? I noticed you lose money when you bid, but it's not refunded when you're outbid so your money just goes into the fucking void forever regardless of whether or not you win? And you don't get items from the auction house when the auction expires?

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>>12427542
>what did I do?
Don't act like you didn't outbid me on those risu nuts you bastard

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I WANT MY ONE MILLION DOLLAR NOEL TIARA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>12427577
Refresh and the money comes back

[Anonymous No.]

Airanium is a witch burn them at the stake

[Anonymous No.]

AIRANIUM FUCKED THE MARKET AND IS TAKING AWAY OUR MONEY!

[Anonymous No.]

>Spam is back
Time to sleep. Goodnight nasfaq!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427591
yeah and I want Noel to breastfeed me while she strokes me to completion but we can't all get what we want

[Anonymous No.]

i have a feeling someone doing some spreedsheet fuckery to kill the auction

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn't M spam blocked already...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427620
wot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427617
Rest well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427659
The Kenzoku-V is cheating. Noticed how sakura matowa is back?

[Anonymous No.]

KoroneSuki's holding auctions hostage. Even in death KoroneSuki scams innocent players.

[Anonymous No.]

this was the last auction to "clear"
>>12427695
you're onto something

[Anonymous No.]

>they bid

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Kenzoku so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427734
the money being transferred $1/sec. please understand

[Anonymous No.]

How much do you want to bet Koronesuki's fucking auctions broke the auction broker? AKA it processes auction endings/renewals in order, one by one, and I guess it halts on errors. So now it's stuck, unable to add 15 minutes to this auction:
>Fubuki's Hat
>Seller: Koronesuki
>Highest Bidder: -
>Quantity: 1
>Expired
>$10,000,000
or to give out this item because it doesn't exist anymore:
>Noel's Hat
>Seller: Koronesuki
>Highest Bidder: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
>Quantity: 1
>Expired
>$1,001,000

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427867
Head on a spike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427707
None of koronesuki's auctions show in past auctions so far, and it looks like it jammed up because one of his auctions hit the top of the queue to be finalized. Koronesuki hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427867
KoroneSuki's one last scam before leaving nasfaq...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427897
>>12427901
>>12427922
inb4 honk himself broke it so he wouldn't have to pay $2.5m for that Ame hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427867
>KoroneSuki's last act was to bog the auction
I fucking kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427867
>the plan didn't work?
>bug the auction

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427867
>we do a little trolling
t. KoroneSuki, probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>12306924
>need to do a little more testing
>didn't test "what happens if the user is deleted"

[Anonymous No.]

Terrorism time?
>create new accounts with a VPN
>grind money for like a week
>buy auction permit+gacha until you get an item
>list said item for an unreasonable sum
>delete the sockpuppet/burner account
>auction dead until Honk manually clears it from the queue
>rinse and repeat with your dozen other socks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427867
I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427922
>THIS IS MY LAST FUD BREAD

[Anonymous No.]

BTW, I think this also explains the "Spam" issue you're all seeing. I bet you are all also currently "winning" an expired auction; it doesn't have to be one of Koronesuki's. The auction broker is a fucking retard, so IT is the one spamming your winning bid every 15 minutes, over and over, which can't clear.
honk, please deliver the special "savant retard debugger" item to 1 Buc Place, Tampa, FL. Thanks. (*´ε`*)ﾁｭｯﾁｭ

[Anonymous No.]

@Honk
Sir Please to be doing the needful and fixing the auctions so I may redeem hat

[Anonymous No.]

@Honk
Sir Please do nothing until I win this hat that all the people currently spam blocked keep snipping from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428201
see >>12428122
as soon as you win an auction, you're going to start getting hit with spam blocks too retardchama

[Anonymous No.]

My auction expired without anyone having bid on it, am I more or less fucked than the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428246
that's fine because I only want one(1) thing you scalper fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428254
>he didn't bid on his own item to prevent the extension tax
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428246
if he's who i think he is, he already won one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428282
>scalper fuck
I haven't scalped shit you twat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428287
I tried but it was fucking 'spam'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428317
that's what you get for cheating

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428317
because your expired auction trying to renew itself is "spam"

[Anonymous No.]

>bid on something
>some fuckwaffle 80 places above me on the leaderboard doubles my bid
wtf am I supposed to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428404
stay poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428420
this is bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428404
Who outbid you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428447
that's the nature of an auction, money is power

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427542
right back at (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428519
airanium hate
m love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428339
Nigger. Auctions like this are illegal everywhere except bloody Somalia. If nobody bids, you either have to pay nothing or like 5%. We're being jewed here. Nothing wrong with cheating the international cabal.
>>12428341
This was about 15 minutes before my item expired, I placed a bid on another item beforehand. That previous bid must have been after the blockage started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428519
lies, slander

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>open the auction
>see Luna's crown
>it's already been bid on by two people high on the leaderboard who can easily outbid me
NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

the spam meta
>bid
>hope for the spam block to activate
>???
>profit

[Anonymous No.]

I have not won any item and I'm spam blocked now... Can't even be a little guy in peace now

[Anonymous No.]

Great. Now I'm going to lose all of my chips to this retarded spam bug. How will I eat now, Honk?
Guess I'll have to lose some weight.

[Anonymous No.]

If I'm right, and the maximum amount of people are affected anyone currently winning an auction that has ended, none of these people can currently bid or rather, they can, but only during some window far enough away from :00, :15, :30, and :45, after their "spam" has gone "stale":
>teslatrooper
>The Tampa Bay Buccaneers reeeeeeeeeeeeeee - I was actually able to make one bid and one listing. I did not check the time. gomen.
>Ninjin
>watamate
>M
>暗闇の中でダンサー
>honk
>Ina'n'vestment
>SmugKap
>ocean goblin
>DiceRoller
>Menya Botan
> Airanium Reactor™
>(ma)Tower
>Kronii ChronoBanks Treasury
>Simp & Son Holdings
>TheDuke
>Placeholder
>Lemony
>Triangle
>Kitsune Holdings
>Crest Industries
>Tako Instruments
>Kuriri Inc.

If sellers of expired, bidless items are also becoming "spam"
>ForRushia
>NenePro Ltd.
>Tako Instruments

If only those who dealt with Koronesuki are included unlikely, given the level of complaining:
>The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
>watamate
>暗闇の中でダンサー
>honk
>Menya Botan

[Anonymous No.]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

[Anonymous No.]

Why the auction clearence stop at kenzoku money laundering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428815
I'm not on that list and I'm also getting the >Spam message

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428821
>t. Airanium Reactor
I think the first list is correct then.
Maybe inclusive of the second based on >>12428798 ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428907
I never said I wasn't a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428815
Hi my name is Nino and I'm spam blocked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428815
i can confirm that i can bid on specific windows

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428815
>NenePro Ltd.
I'm experiencing the spam thing, sellers are affected. See:
>>12428254
>>12428545
>>12428657
Hopefully this gets fixed soon so I can buy more food & stock up on hats. If nothing happens soon, I might have to resort to tomatoes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428946
Perhaps anyone who is the seller of an expired auction is also affected?

[Anonymous No.]

Buying from spreadsheet bypasses the spam

[Anonymous No.]

Joe here, haven't touched auctions in hours, why am I spam blocked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428815
I think it's everyone, I only put a Gura's Lost Loaf up for auction in the morning and I can't bid anything now
t. Applause

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428946
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428815
Neat, I'm in the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429006
everybody is spam blocked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429006
I guess it's everyone now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428991
I think anyone who's the current Highest Bidder of any auction may be affected.
PS: FUCK YOU M

[Anonymous No.]

You son of a bitch, I'll kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429082
Oh shit, even if it hasn't ended? Still, that doesn't explain Joe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429003
No it doesn't, the spam error is serverside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429003
MOM THE HAATONS ARE CHEATING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429056
the auction API might be completely jammed up now because of how many expired auctions are trying to update. koronesuki hate, airanium hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429082
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429082
everybody affected, i think the theory of koronesuki bombing the market is true
P.S Fuck me indeed

[Anonymous No.]

So basically if you make any kind of action in an auction, whether it be bidding or having an auction you are involved in complete, you activate the spam filter? Is that what's happening here?

[Anonymous No.]

FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
>FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
>FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
>FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT

[Anonymous No.]

rumao, instantly outbidded with seconds left haha

[Anonymous No.]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It got fixed at :00

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428909
Again that aint me nigger

[Anonymous No.]

We're back, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>saved at hour 19
Is that Her Priestess' Treasury aiding us from within the void?
NASFAQ IS SAVED.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you mean it's still broken on my end

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429237
>>12429292
No additional auctions have cleared. It's going to happen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429332
It's Hour 20 though...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Uh so I tried to create some auctions earlier around 18:30, broker ate my liquid and my auctions aren't showing up on the page? I've already hard refreshed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429422
Daylight Savings, please understand.
Fuck. I will never get used to this now.

[Anonymous No.]

From spam to invalid bid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429454
It can't/doesn't show you the "Spam" error when you try to create an auction.
>broker ate my liquid
You aren't charged anything to make an auction. You spent money on something else.

[Anonymous No.]

Shionyo...
This is a battle you can't win. Give up on the chips.

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 4,778,489, a 1.46% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 83,833. There are 24 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 275,843 shares, or 5.77% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 10,999 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 42):
>Nachoneko :: +6.9%
>Noel :: +6.2%
>Mumei & Botan :: +5%
>Subaru :: +4.5%
>Aki :: +4.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 15):
>Mel :: -3.6%
>Melfissa :: -2.4%
>Shion :: -2.3%
>Marine :: -2.1%
>Sana & IRyS :: -1.7%

17 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $97,007.51, which is a decrease of 3% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $56,695,602,393.00, which is a decrease of -2.03% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $11,864.76. A total of 15 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $5,175,199,266.93 in total market value, or 9.13% of market value.
>Nabi currently has the lowest value, at $85,765,068.60 in total market value, or 0.15% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 28):
>Risu :: +73%
>Amelia :: +64.8%
>IRyS :: +19.3%
>Fauna :: +18.8%
>Ina'nis :: +15.4%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 29):
>Noel :: -35.9%
>Botan :: -30.6%
>Hololive :: -28.9%
>Kronii & Mel :: -24.6%
>Choco :: -20.4%

20 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $63,616,499, which is an increase of 67.83% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $90,976,194.13 today, an increase of 12.11% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 27):
>Civia :: +33.9%
>Kiara :: +6.2%
>Ayamy :: +5.2%
>Watame :: +3.8%
>Mio :: +3.7%
>IRyS & Calliope :: +3.6%
>Flare & Nene :: +2.7%
>Aqua :: +2.6%
>Marine :: +2.5%
>Haato :: +2.1%

30 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429550
oh yeah nenepro? what are you gonna do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429550
But I want to eat those chips

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429500
I haven't bought coins since 16:00, I haven't gacha'd for weeks, haven't supa'd since 10:00. I did but the auction license, but I had around 4.2M before and now I have just under 3.8M.
I am not ruling out the possibility that I am just professionally retarded and forgot what my balances were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429643
Your mother.
>>12429646
But I NEED to eat those chips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429684
I'm taking those chips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429668
Anon I clicked the "Create Auction" button multiple times while "spam blocked" and it didn't take any shekels from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429668
Just did it again right now and successfully listed something. No change to my balance at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429699
You are not taking those chips. Back off. I'm willing to go big here before I go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429735
those chips are mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429735
let him keep them. have these

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429779
Enjoy, tupac

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429755
Then we shall battle. My liquid is too strong for you, traveller.
>>12429779
Thank you, but I'm taking them both. I've got fat to maintain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429684
>>12429699
>222K above
I no longer want those chips if this bid fails

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429815
>>12429834
>$100k bid on 6 chips
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428815
ChronoBanks, got spam blocked, could bid again starting from :00, got spam block again at :16

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429873
that's a pretty good deal desu, can you get get 6 chips rolling 10x 10k in gacha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429684
this image never fails to make me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429843
I- I was willing to go all the way. Fuck you, Honk. Those are my chips.
>>12429779
Disregard my last post, I can't bid on anything anymore. It's over, even though it only just began. I'm going to miss those chips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429873
Your chips ruined me tupac

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429932
>15mins
wait for :30 to bid again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429979
I was planning on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429918
You forget I have ridiculously dumb luck when it comes to gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430018
sure buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429932
MY CHIPS TO TAKE AND TO EAT!!

[honk No.]

Hi-
Sorry everyone I was not able to attend to the site today, I'm looking into the issue now. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430048
case in point. more if you're interested
>$12,256,000 MioHat
>$12,316,000 FubukiHat, MarineGothHat
>$12,876,000 FubukiHat
>$13,146,000 FubukiHat
>$14,496,000 ChocoHat
>$15,176,000 LunaHat
>$15,826,000 NeneHat
>$16,406,000 MatsuriHat
>$16,626,000 InaHat
>$17,086,000 MumeiHat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430082
I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND HONK AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429932
Don't worry I extended the auction another 15 minutes for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430080
You're going to be eating nothing except my dick.
>>12430157
:)

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOO FRIEND TOOK MY CHIPS

[Anonymous No.]

spaghett...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428815
>>12429911
at :23 I could bid again
Either that is the length of my spam block, or then it got fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430082
Hey honk have you considered adding a chat to the auctions? that would be pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430251
Do it honk, it's not like the bid history matters when it auto-clears periodically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430082
AAAAAAA FUCK YOUUUUUUU
Just kidding, I don't really mind that much that I've lost a little liquid and time. As long as the wait isn't infinite, it's fine with me. Same with most people here, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430251
It'd just be "fuck you asshole stop bidding on my item" which is equally conveyed by overbidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430251
What do you mean add a chat? We already have one right here. It's more fun in the thread anyway, we have images and easy FUD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430321
Every large machinations/crest bid war's going to turn into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12426378
I love you. Never leave me again.
I started a death march on getting 20% market share or suiciding, I guess I will put it on hold for now.
>>12427695
>>12427734
It's because Tower made imyourtarget too powerful. He was being held back financially from Towa buying but now it's too much to constrain.

Hey Tower, now that matowa is back, I'm requesting you to begin putting forth an effort into the leaderboard again, it's only right you maintain a top 20 spot. This means no more donations or money laundering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430178
Only if it's chip flavored
>>12430221
If only I still have liquids to spend!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430082
NO WAIT UNTIL I WIN MY ITEM THIS IS SHIELDING ME FOR THE SCALPERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430321
It would make for some funny exchange though

[honk No.]

>>12430251
Yes, I'm working on that now in addition to filters on the auctions page

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430390
honk i love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430390
>filters on the auctions page

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430390
HONK DON'T YOU DARE FILTER MY INSULTS IN THE CHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430390
BASED HONK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430454
filters meaning a way to filter the auction view...

[Anonymous No.]

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430199
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430157
Terrible news, Mr. Holdings.
It's happened again and I didn't even do anything except try to place this bid at the 31st minute of the hour. >We may be fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430367
If you lost your bid to the scalpers then you're no better than them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429567
>Kakumei Dualism SIDE A&B but it's next door [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fa71vii.mp3].png
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Look at the scalpers go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430651
I don't have millions to spare like they do...

[Anonymous No.]

Well that was fun, I'll save up for next week's auction shenanigans moreso that possible chat is incoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430635
I'm not worried, I'll just relist the 10 chips later.
Not like I have any use for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430701
I'll pay good money for them, so long as I'm awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430683
i promised myself to never buy from airanium. fuck that guy inflation my bids

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430683
have to respect the grind for thousands

[Anonymous No.]

>ITT: niggers that don't know what the fuck "scalper" actually means
t. someone who's IRL scalped something before
a hat is worth $450k "MSRP". the "scalpers" are the ones listing them for more than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430753
>450k
delusional, Hat's price crashed to 100 - 350k.

[Anonymous No.]

First two bugged auctions are cleared!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430753
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430753
>Scalpers sell a hat for more than MSRP
It's more than that. You're buying a specific hat, you should expect it to be worth a considerable amount more than the average gamble for any random hat. Selling a hat for $1,000,000 is reasonable. Selling it for $5,000,000? Maybe not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430716
It's not always about the money, spiderman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430799
>delusional
t. retard
I said nothing of the fucking going/street price. Until the gacha odds change, they're worth $450k opportunity cost - bare minimum. The fact that another tard sold you one for less than that means nothing.
>>12430833
nigger
>>12430837
I was trying to set a reasonable "base". The other two replies are proof positive of how stupid people are or what they think "scalper" means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430753
A hat is priced $337.500 = 450 pulls x $750/puil.
Selling them for $300k gives room for bids to outgrow the hat value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430932
>$750/puil.
Where are you getting a 25% discount on gacha rolls Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430993
look up the $500 item drop rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430932
disregard that, I am an idiot I'm guessing you factored in the odds of receiving $500 for a roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430908
im calling you a faggot for being scalper you dumb nigger you deserve this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430867
I figured, but I'd feel guilty if I didn't pay. You understand, right? It's like getting a Christmas present but not giving one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431025
Stay poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430833
>faggot
>>12430908
>nigger
These is the average discussion I'm expecting from the auction chats. I'm already having fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431044
stay being a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431066
I completely expect every outbid to be met with one of those two replies. I relish it and will participate with glee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431093

[Anonymous No.]

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

Do not use too much of your liquid bidding in the auction. A nice stack of [insert item here] may feel nice to hold but often that 200k is better invested into coins. Remember to bid responsibly, especially if you are not among the top 60!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430908
I understand that, I'm trying to set a more reasonable base here. I feel like $1,000,000 is a reasonable starting price given the drastic difference between specific and unspecific.
>The other two replies
Stop, I'm blushing!

[Anonymous No.]

did cypher ever bid in the auctions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431225

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431106
If you think about it it also works as a filter for possible containement breachs outside of /here/.

[Anonymous No.]

Hats are worth what the market is willing to pay for them, simple as.
If you get a Kiara hat don't expect to be able to sell it for any amount of money, meanwhile if you get something valuable like Luna's Crown you're in the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429843
>I no longer want those chips if this bid fails
Liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431286
>paying 500k just to mildly inconvenience the top player
based for even considering

[Anonymous No.]

Warning: Large Image Ahead
How can it be the News Hour without HOUR NINETEEN to tell us?
>"I have dreamed a dream and now that dream is gone from me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430082
>>12430367
ok honk, got my hat, you can fix the spam problem now, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

Which hats are the designated 1.33 ref craft hats if Honk implements a crafting system that lets you turn two hats into one random hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431382
That baels graph looks like one of those heartrate lecturer thing

[Anonymous No.]

>only $10M left
If I sell a hat for $100M will any of you buy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431377
it's still a tempting sale to make...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431445
What hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431382
civiaGODS on the rise I see, time to keep buying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431445
yeah do it lol (it'll be funny when nobody bids and your account is frozen with a 50M penalty)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431488
Hey at least it isn't a 500m debt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431482
Allow me to shed some light on the current motion of Civia's stock: Civia is blonde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431482
Enjoy those divs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431350
I checked the auction tab one last time before taking a nap and someone sniped the Maririn hat I had a bid on, got some extra liquid to spend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431482
We should be pump civia to like 20k haha, wouldn't that be funny like a real joke hahaha
I'm buying

[Anonymous No.]

I will never buy Civia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431570
holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431686
i will never buy china coin keep your filthy coin in the grave like it belongs

[Anonymous No.]

HONK I LOVE YOU
I watched all of the stuck auctions roll through to the "Expired" tab in real-time at 9 PM. lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>my money going up
Wait, the outbids didnt come back before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431650
Enjoy your siesta amigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431650
Have a good sleep, heh. Who knows what might happen while you're gone.
Also, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH - pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431853
Nevermind i just refreshed

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Tampa, outbid me on your own chips for a little while. I'll come back for them. Make it quick, if you could be so kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432059
Run free, NenePro

[Anonymous No.]

>can't auction my Kiryu Kai badge
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432118
>can't auction rope
>can't auction badge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432118
>can't auction my auction license

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432059
j/k, I'm on cooldown. Give me a second. And make it worth the 5% I'm about to lose or I'm shorting Roboco as soon as I am able.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432118
>Can't auction my coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432206
>Mikofag buys Kusotori just to sell her at the minimum value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432118
honk ban this faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Putting up a cheap hat. Bid at your own risk.
>t. crest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432118
>>12432150
>>12432175
>>12432206
>CAN auction my Yellow Cards.

[Anonymous No.]

WAIT HAAHHAHAAHAHA AAGHA+AAHAHAHAHA HONK FUCKED UP BIG TIME WITH AUCTIONS
GHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHA WGHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432283
HONK THIS FAGGOT IS CHEATING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432059
if you're trying to bid on the other one, hurry up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432326
He got his bid in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432283
Show graph kek

[Anonymous No.]

>can auction off your yellow cards as a protest against being included in divegrass autism
Uhh, based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432375
but NenePro is winning the other one, and I outbid Crest...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432118
My condolences

[Anonymous No.]

>12432177
Thank you, I'm gonna make it now. I'm also gonna make it worth your while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432375
He already got his bid in when Tower bid 50m, in short he got 100m in total

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432271
>Kiara's hat
You couldn't pay ME to take that shit from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432412
Yes, unfathomably based. Please list your yellow card with a long enough auction time that I can win all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432392
Here

Hey Tower, I have this great idea, I think I can cause this bug to repeatedly appear as I think I know what caused the early deposit of $50mil, we can duplicate millions of dollars.

Also how the fuck do you spend $100mil rich fags, never felt like this before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432489
Wait, is that how I ended up with $80m in the bank today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432446
Backspace, please stop with the double tap...
P.S. Tampa, you're the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432489
>Also how the fuck do you spend $100mil rich fags, never felt like this before.
Congrats, Tower made your game boring like ours

[honk No.]

>>12432489
Hey instead of doing that you could also tell me what caused it so I could fix it, that sounds fun too doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432489
THE KENZOKUS ARE MONEY LAUNDERING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432571
He bid on his own item, Tower bid the 50m after. Harem got the money after Tower's 50m bid went through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432571
he got paid when the bid was put, and again when the auction closed
tampa >>12423943 had something similar happen, i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432548
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT OK THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432571
Can we also get free 50m honk?

[Anonymous No.]

yes I have an incredibly tiny penis, how is that relevant to this discussion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432489
>kenzokus are counterfeiting money

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432571
TIME TO DERUST THE BAN HAMMER

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432432
I outbid him to free him up in case you didn't notice in time, tupac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432686
>Towa's banana
https://streamable.com/8rdttu
そうかそうか

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432536
>>12432571
Yes, I'm assuming the bug is caused by the following.
1) Put item up for auction
2) Someone bids on it
3) Overwrite that bid with your own on your own item
4) Someone comes in and overwrites that bid with something else, this bid is then deposited into your account.
5) When it expires, you receive the amount that was at the final bid amount as well.
I'm assuming you could repeat this infinitely, so I'm advising you to shut down the auctions if possible. This was a retelling of the events that occurred with my item and I've only ever put this item up for auction.

let me keep the money honk, i wasn't planning on actually duping it was joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432489
This nigger got a 100m over a day on a not dividends day! Everyone hates him, here's how he did it! Click here!

[Anonymous No.]

wait no i thought the money laundering was a joke, please i just got here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432752
SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432739
You guys are outbidding each other for the chips and also helping each other win at outbidding each other? Or is there another player that's getting PvP'd for chips???

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432752
my $5m jeb_ has been printing money for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432777
Its real. 100m for Harem and 50m for imyourtarget

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432671
Who's that in the picture, Tampa? Think about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432808
I was intentionally being a shitter earlier for fun, but I can't stop a man that really needs his chips.

[Anonymous No.]

AYUNDA HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY DID YOU MAKE WINNING YOUR OWN GOD DAMN AUCTIONS YOU NIGGER?

[Anonymous No.]

>Dancer is being a nigger again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TIME LOOOOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432834
>>12432886
nono, someone has to outbid YOU on YOUR OWN auctions to work

[honk No.]

>>12432752
I don't see how this would dupe any money, you should be netting 0 once someone outbids you, then when the auction ends you get what the final bid was. I'm going to disable bidding on one's own items until we can figure out what's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432844
>Tower money laundering for the little Kenzoku
Unfathomably based.
>>12432861
>>12432872
See why I was confused lol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432571
>>12432934
when you get outbidded you're refunded an amount of money equal to the new bid, not your bid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432934
I ain't paying your cancellation fee motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432934
Its the new bid being put through

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432945
Oh yeah, I see now. Thank you for freeing me.
All's right in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>you are already bidding on this item

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433041
All's well that ends well, I'm about to get free divs from a bag of chips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432934
Soo ughhh honk? We getting that free 50m or you removing his 50m?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433041
Scratch that I'm retarded, thank you very much as well Crest! Sorry I didn't notice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12432934
Again, this was just me retelling what happened as I kinda expected it when I first received the $50mil early, which shouldn't have happened. See >>12413333 for when I got the $50mil early.
All I really know is that I have 100mil that I really shouldn't have. I guess I have to 5x everything to spend it all, being rich sucks what the fuck.
>>12433129
Tupac has also gotten free money along with others, I've been the most public about it, and it's very obvious where mine came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433184
I should get to keep mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12422408
>>12422787
FROM 57 TO 50 TO 42

[Anonymous No.]

>Kenzoku are actually unironically unapologetically cheating
>Haatons are nowhere to be seen
I don't like this new meta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433229
IN JUST 1 NON DIVIE DAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433283
HONK HATES HIM CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433226
Yes, but only to fuck with the kenzocucks

[Anonymous No.]

FREE 50M FOR EVERYONE OR WE BOG THE GAME

[Anonymous No.]

I am baking relevant bread. Please be patient.

[Anonymous No.]

GIVE EVERYONE OR EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN AUCTION FREE 50M

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433265
I didn't mean to receive $50mil magic money in the first place, honk just fucked up and I'm just the most obvious case of it. Tupac made earlier posts in the thread about magically getting money as well >>12424834.
I blame imyourtarget for becoming too financially successful, causing the downfall of nasfaq. He was being withheld from his true power levels and Tower just unleashed him.
>>12433226
He can remove my $50mil bonus money honestly but again, other people like (You) have benefitted from it as well, I think he might just have to live with the fuck up unless he can track down each instance of magic money.

[Anonymous No.]

THE RICH ARE BUG ABUSERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433532
>unless he can track down each instance of magic money.
it's not that hard, it's all the auctions the author bid on himself. There weren't all that much, it's only been a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433589
THE RICH ARE BUG SUFFERERS

[Anonymous No.]

I am a poorfag, where is my 50mil? Nowhere because my oshi is a shotcoin that only two and half people buy.

[Anonymous No.]

Honk I can't Sneedthe

[Anonymous No.]

Cam on Honk, Christmas is like tomorrow anyways, give everyone $50M

[Anonymous No.]

ITS NOT FAIR THE RICH ARE RICH AND GETS MORE RICH FROM BUG ABOOSE

We demand a free 50M

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433591
that's assuming honk was smart enough to keep a log of every bid for an item cause
new info:
it's not just when you bid on your own auctions, i noticed a few hours back that when M was outbidding me I wasn't getting the right amount of money back: I was expecting to get 5% less than I put, but instead got like 2% less, which I assume it's because i actually got 5% less from M outbid

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure that this is somehow big plans fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433660
Wait, let me make 50 more farm accounts first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433591
That's assuming that is the cause alone or it's something to do with KoroneSuki's deleted accounts as well that were clogging the system. I imagine auctions are just put on hold indefinitely until it's sorted out. It's pretty funny though desu.
>>12433660
That's the day lottery is implemented and the broker's wealth is distributed to the poor.

Pretty funny thread though, this wouldn't have happened if all of you sold your Towa like I've been asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433694
If there isn't a server side table of every auction history then they really do code like pigs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433694
That would explain the huge payday I got. I didn't lose ANY of my own auctions by someone outbidding me.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay but where's our free 50m though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433786
when you have 20k+ Towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433786
You didn't get yours?

[Anonymous No.]

Kenzoku should just superchat the free 50mil away. It is the only way...

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I sign up for free money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433859
Get on the Towa oshiboard and you'll receive your 50m stimmy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433829
>expecting kenzokus to act like a decent person
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT F5F5F5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433829
I was actually planning to, but I'm worried honk actually goes through with removing the $50mil from my account, making me in the negative after doing so.
>>12433871
Don't do this. Don't buy Towa.
>>12433877
what is the basis of this statement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433871
Time to switch oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433963
this implies tower will give money to oshichangers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433937
>what is the basis of this statement?
Kenzokus.

[Anonymous No.]

Pudding, let me buy one PolkaHat. Thank you. at a standard price please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433995
There's legitimately like 3 places you can find kenzoku on /vt/, and that's on Towa bait threads, here, and the Towa thread. and apex/vspo threads but no one goes there and don't go there pls. I don't really understand where you're coming from.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, if the outbid price going back to the are the new bid price, then nenepro shionyo kitsuneholdings and crest was making money from each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430454
lol

[Anonymous No.]

Towa is a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434008
There’s literally a dirt cheap Polka hat on auction right now

[Anonymous No.]

honk give us 50m

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434190
Indeed, never buy.

[Anonymous No.]

very funny, what's tonights bread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434248
fat kanata thighs hit different

[Anonymous No.]

>>12433532
I never asked for this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434255
koroposter >>12433473
is working on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434285
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434285
I lost that image a while ago, thank you dearly.

[Anonymous No.]

COOLDOWN HATE

MAKE A NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

Weird, you can't bid on two of the same hat at the same time. It gives you a "you are already bidding on this item" error even though it's a new auction from a different seller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434293
Me neither, but it is what it is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434355
that's intended

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434355
It also won't let you put more than one auction up for an item, despite having more than one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434293
>>12434373
Tower's plan all along was to get the other kenzokus banned...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434355
probably because while the auction is happening the item is held by the broker, so trying to purchase the same one on another auction the broker sees as ID is trying to purchase [Item], but you already have that same thing on another auction, so it just doesn't let you, same goes for selling the same item more than once

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434496
If Tower waited a month and matowa didn't come back, he would've been with just imyourtarget, but I guess this accelerates the process of us all being banned at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434226
Oh, somehow I missed that. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>I paid $1M for a hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434496
I have committed no wrongdoing, I only received my $50 million once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434255
>>12434292
>>12434345
Posting it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434706
If you accept to show up as a witness to testify against Tower, all charges against you will be dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434693
>only 1 million

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431382
real saw markets

[Anonymous No.]

>>12434765
Tower made 50mil for a hat and made 50 mil appear from thin air, no deal has ever been greater.

[Anonymous No.]

Selling a Towa hat for 50m