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>mom invites siblings over for dinner today
>i never got along with my 2 other brothers so I decide to just stay in my room
>get /comfy/ and start watching my oshi stream
>suddenly feel the earth move and panic as I fall off my chair
>oh shit it's an earthquake
>no it's my degenerate younger brother pulling my chair underneath me
>my headphones pop off and the audio plays loudly in the entire house
>"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING"
>yell back but I'm too emotional to make sense so I just yell yabai
>he starts laughing and says I'm 28 years old over and over again
>he then gets serious and tells me I have to have dinner with the rest of them
>this absolute fucking faggot then starts talking about it while eating and how I was watching "little japanese cartoon girls moaning sexually" to my mom
>explain they're not underage and that they're actually a thousand years old
>mom starts getting emotional and says why can't I control myself
>older roastie sister suggests it's not my fault and that she could help me get a job at her office delivering mail
>stand up and tell them to all go fuck themselves
>slam door while yelling how I wish they were all dead
>hear mom crying before plugging back my headphoned in

>> No.12657655

>>12657627
Kys,nigger.

>> No.12657686

>>12657627
Nice, take her up on that mail delivery job and supachat your oshi.

>> No.12657701
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12657701

>>12657627
Lies, if you were really watching your oshi your testosterone would be twice your brothers

>> No.12657715

gay

>> No.12657869
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12657869

this hurt to read

>> No.12657877

>>12657686
I'm a neet. I already supachat my oshi with (you)r tax money

>> No.12657965

>>12657877
I don't pay taxes

>> No.12657972

Who's your oshi, OP

>> No.12657978

>>12657965
reported.

>> No.12657979

>>12657877
Not the worst use of my tax dollars i suppose

>> No.12658000

>>12657627
Why do i actually believe this?

>> No.12658045
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12658045

>>12657972
I'm a Miko Elitist

>> No.12658096

>>12658000
Because you're retarded.

>> No.12658157

>>12658045
Proof this is fake. 35P would fess up and call her a baby directly when asked if they were watching under aged japanese girls. The only part they'd correct is that she can't actually speak Japanese.

>> No.12659547

>>12658045
img the retard thinks baby miko's gibberish is
"sexual moan"

>> No.12662358

>>12657627
Anon, i think you should be on war mode at all cost when you're watching your Oshi.
Everybody in my house gets shouted at if they bother me while i watch my Oshi.
I also sabotage my lightbulb so my mum would not turn the light on if she where to storm my room.
I would always find a way to ruin my lightbulb.
Dad would get mad but cant do shit because im bigger than him and he will get bodied if we where to square up.
I would punch his face. Bam! Bam pow! wa tow~!

>> No.12662557

>>12657627
real even if fake

>> No.12662567
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12662567

You guys are pathetic
Later losers I'm going to go see my oshi.

>> No.12663013

>>12657627
First, antagonize your PoS brother in front of everyone before beating him to a pulp
2nd, take the job so you can buy your oshi merch and sticker
3rd, become a living advertisement with those merchs on you while working
4th, spread the word of your oshi to everyone on the street
5th, post your effort on social media
Finally, your oshi will notice you, fall in love and get married

>> No.12663147

>>12657627
>yell back but I'm too emotional to make sense so I just yell yabai
chuckled

>> No.12663160

>>12657627
Is this OC?
Is it finally happening?

>> No.12663193

>>12657627
Apologize to your nee-san anon, it sounds like she really cares about you

>> No.12663312

>>12657627
>yell back but I'm too emotional to make sense so I just yell yabai
genuinely laughed, also your younger brother sounds like an annoying cunt beat the shit out of him if he's real

>> No.12663750

>>12657627
This is the most low effort bait I've ever seen. Be more creative with your greentext story next time. Maybe claim to have been accosted by a hysterical old woman with a purse while you ran like a bitch and shouted that not even your father ever hit you.

>> No.12664206

>>12657627
imagine hating on the mailman this much

>> No.12664560

Don't know if OP's story is true or not but, if something like that ever happens to you, you could just calmly explain exactly what are you watching and why are you doing so, instead of panicking like an ape. If you act like you are doing something worth of shame then of course people will shame on you. You are not doing anything wrong, so why get so freaked out?

>> No.12664679

>>12657627
You could choose to make up anything. And you chose to make up that boring story? Where's the knife fights? The incest? The beastiality? Fucking faggot I hate you so much it's unreal.

>> No.12669753

>>12657627
Take out life insurance policies on them and then be the only survivor of a mysterious house fire

>> No.12669874

>>12663160
It's always a happening place here on 4channel, ya dig?

>> No.12669884

>>12657627
Buy a gun for no particular reason.

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