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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - DST Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, you faggot.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
(embed) *chuu!*
https://files.catbox.moe/9e0tpa.webm (embed) (embed) (push) (push)
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous Thread: >>12686505

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Thread theme https://youtu.be/RtTYQuO1j6w

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i fucking love stack bros

>> No.12726138

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>> No.12726145

When is STACK going to become a Vtuber?

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I fucking love Ci, bros

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Aggie is still open!
Come and add something to the party train!
Chat is closed, but drawing is still open for the rest of the week.

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>Chat is closed

>> No.12726388

not like you retards discuss anything of value

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>> No.12726488

I think stack sucks

>> No.12726586

i think you should kys

>> No.12726593

Searching for the real Konnui in the thread

>> No.12726645

Konnui has never posted in the threads.

>> No.12726653

You don't actually mean that.

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You should search for deez nuts

>> No.12726721

Would it be possible to track Tako Instrument's Gacha spending vs his Auction profit? I want to know if his non-stop gacha is proftiable.

>> No.12726755

The only time we know for sure Konnui posted was months ago when he was first accused of alting. Most of "his" messages since are self-admitted falseflags from others.

>> No.12726802

>The only time we know for sure Konnui posted was months ago when he was first accused of alting.
Got a link to the archives? Cus I am pretty sure that was me(Not Konnui).

>> No.12726888

>Konnui hates us

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>> No.12727069

I WILL become Konnui...

>> No.12727119

I'm __________ Konnui

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Ahhh the Konnui...

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>> No.12727478

Why are Inaposters like this?

>> No.12727499

their oshi hates them and they have to vie for attention otherwise

>> No.12727593

>their oshi hates them
Why are you losers watching an anime girl?

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Did I get a 20min cooldown?

>> No.12727755

Yeah multi-buying causes that

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>> No.12727820

how the hell is holo still at $32k I'm gonna have to sell 144 at this rate

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20 hours left. Buy my ringo juice you get 1 drawing of your choice for free

>> No.12728126

Just become a Kenzoku

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>> No.12728153

Give us a sample of your art and I'll consider it.

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>> No.12728372

For me, it's Fra.

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>> No.12728457

A bit drier pls and a touch flatter

>> No.12728460

>already at $12m
my sides, takeshi is too strong

>> No.12728470

That's weird, Ina wasn't around for the holocaust.

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A network

>> No.12728523

>the beginning of the artfag arc
bros... im not ready... I can't even draw a stickman properly...

>> No.12728559

NFT time

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this general should be on /biz??

>> No.12728579

>Selling your oshi

>> No.12728608

i want to sell my shitty aggie art for denarii

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You missed a slash

>> No.12728656
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I managed to get raw copy/paste output from the "Past Auctions" page to within a hair of being ready to import as tab separated values using nothing other than N++'s extended search mode. Doing that some 60+ odd times to fix every item title is going to be a gigantic pain in the ass.
If any of (You) know how to write a RegEx string that finds:
>TwoOrMoreWordsCapitalizedLikeThisTwoOrMoreWordsCapitalizedLikeThis [0-9]+\t
and replaces it with
then Bob's your uncle

Cleaning up the Item/Amount isn't necessary to answer your question though. Give me a second.

>> No.12728669

see >>12728404

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Why are flatkeks like this?

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>> No.12728887

The holocaust isn't real

>> No.12728894

Want to kiss Nose...

>> No.12728908

I like my women how like I like my Auschwitz prisoners...

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Underage and malnourished?

>> No.12728946

>The holocaust isn't real
Well, it fucking should be.

>> No.12728969

Yeah? Show me the Mio vods then.

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Subservient to Watame

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I'm a 100% getting ~20min cooldowns. What is going on? The timestamp in getUserWallet is being set to 10 minutes in the future every time I do a purchase.
Is anyone else having this problem?

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>> No.12729023

Dont forget the important part, I need to be able to play rib harp on them.

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>> No.12729039

Who dis?

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>> No.12729069

A member of Towa’s Harem

>> No.12729091

I wish Gura was this based.

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>> No.12729131

Noelkeshi, I don't have 12 million...

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I won't do this again
Tako Instruments' auctions have netted a total of $109,556,484.
His current gacha leaderboard total is $97,550,000.
Yes, he's ahead. Those are earnings of 12.31%. 0.12308030753459764223475140953357
Using this week's dividends payout and coin prices within seconds of divs, his gacha habit pays better dividends than:
>every coin that isn't calliope, moona, suisei, miko, hololive, pekora, gura, baelz by the hair on her cooch
As of 2021-11-08 14:41 UTC-4:
Total Auction Spend does not include consecutive 5% bid fees
Total 5% Auction Fees

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If Choco ever unprivates even half of her privated videos, I will jump a huge gap in the leaderboards. If she unprivates the entire channel all at once, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
"Holocaust isn't real" my ass.

>> No.12729161

are you >>12721716 ?
if not then there's at least one other anon with the same problem

>> No.12729181

I bet you also want to lick maple syrup from their flat chest you fucking leaf

>> No.12729262

Alright, time to gacha 24/7

>> No.12729272

I'm Konnui...

>> No.12729297

I would pay GOOD money to lick maple syrup off Ina's flat chest.

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one more thing
the 5% fees only include the fees paid on winning bids. so if you got into a +$1000 bidding war with M, that isn't counted.
this also only worked with Tako Instruments because he doesn't change his name every fucking morning. if there's a way to get some kind of auction output from the API, I would hope it stores and outputs user IDs instead of display names
hat market is imploding, my meme bids of booba and boobs, 80084 and 80085 on mori and noel's hats both won

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>> No.12729371

>Spent 4m on a single hat
>Bought the auction pass in case the market actually ended up being good, but I don't have much to sell
>Barely touched it since the update
I'm glad you guys are enjoying yourselves, but I'm still having fun just doing regular trades.

>> No.12729390

You have acquired 1 (one) new fetish.

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>> No.12729424

How about you fucking reset deez nuts, chief.

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>but he sold his yellow cards
he didn't, you can also still see them in his inventory
that's actual profit on gacha -> auctions. he also still has:
>2999 Total Items
>66 Unique Items

>> No.12729472

I'm not that anon, I'm just
The weirdest part is it started doing this at 2pm today.

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ohhh shion

>> No.12729553

Well, hopefully one of the devs shows up to save you, I have no clue how you would fix that

>> No.12729581

coins anus, change game, reset!

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I think I know what's happening, he's back

>> No.12729610

I want to tonguefuck Ina's honeypot so bad

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>> No.12729676

I will lick Towa’s thighs.

>> No.12729691

It's over

>> No.12729708

Shion cute, I wish she would stop making my dick hard whenever I see her

>> No.12729770

I bet Ina tastes so good...

>> No.12729786

Anon please don't

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>> No.12729866

I want to explore every bit of her with my tongue.

>> No.12729879
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>Tongue Konnui

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>> No.12729993

>No sound
Thank you for giving my ears a rest

>> No.12730042

Fuck off Ameposter I wouldn't even touch your oshi with my lips much less my tongue

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>> No.12730434

I think stack should suck my dick (with love)

>> No.12730515

Do you want to know every wrinkle of her anus?

>> No.12730638

honk i want to suggest a skill based leaderboard. a SEASONAL profit based leaderboard that only tracks profit made on trades ie excludes divs and auction profit. this will be our true ranking system, no need for resets yet we will know who really knows how to play the game efficiently. players can opt in anytime they want. top 1-3 will get a special one time item for that season that they can idk sell or not, devs will decide.

>> No.12730667

this isn't apex you idiot

>> No.12730707

apex is the ideal game why not make it like apex

>> No.12730712

i know, but this will silence the reset fags who wants to climb leaderboard, will introduce playing for risk etc to beat other players..

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I got a suggestion, how about you suck my cock instead?

>> No.12730742

I'll break your knees if guys keep talking like twinks

>> No.12730759

>cock sucking
im not a tako sorry.

>> No.12730788

Do you think she's a 35 or 37 crease girl?

>> No.12730824

She is a prime girl so definitely 37

>> No.12730855

hot im down if youre down

>> No.12730885

We need the Great Reset, I agree.

>> No.12730910
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yes this is joe i love giving trinkets to friends and family

>> No.12731067

Take the resetpill already. If you don't support a reset it just means you're a scared little faggot.

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>12 million on a fucking ringo juice
He can't keep getting away with it

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>Choco: 31%
Jesas fuck. Is that all holocaust shit or is it ASMR stuff too?

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If Cover weren't niggers we could have a vtuber Wakanda in space by now

>> No.12731569
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I feel a disaster looming over the Mori oshiboard...
She's been on a roll recently, and her coin is good... too good. The returns per $ invested have been consistently at the top, often beating Holocoin and Pekora.
The coin difference between Pekora and Mori in Cypherposter's wallet is shrinking rapidly. We're nearing a mere 400 coins difference till he switches to Mori's oshiboard and ruins the peace and calm between three deadbeats, a KFP, and a chumbud.

>> No.12731604

Explain in what dimension you think the highest earners aren't going to be identical to the regular leaderboards?
You can't because you're retarded and didn't think of the fact that nobody in the Top 100 is just sitting there shoving coins up their ass blindly. EVERYONE is trying to cut an optimal profit. Even the oshicoiners and gimmick wallets. The only way you'll get an edge is if you get better than the people above you.

>> No.12731665

>Jesas fuck. Is that all holocaust shit or is it ASMR stuff too?
A huge chunk of it is ASMR, but there's some vidya and old content Susan doesn't like in there, too. Don't forget that most of the old 3D streams have been banished to the Shadow Realm. Those probably have quite a few views on them. There's also a portion of that which is members' only content.

>> No.12731736

Cypher is a menace, he doesn't even participate in the site. He contributes nothing to the culture of NASFAQ, he's never once posted in this thread, he just ruins everything for everyone else.

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>nobody in the Top 100 is just sitting there shoving coins up their ass blindly.
NTA, and I agree with the general sentiment, but, uhhhhh https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/text/good%20buying%20towa/

>> No.12731941

Damn, what kinda guy would buy Towa for multiple days/weeks/months straight and make posts about it every day. :^)

>> No.12731999

He's a literal who that just happened to play from the start
>muh oldfag dicksucking

>> No.12732037

leaderboards would be fun but managing two accounts sounds annoying

>> No.12732065

Cypher, don't falseflag against yourself. People in this thread will fall for that bait.

>> No.12732124

because it's based on trade PROFIT, not divs profit which is the bulk of the regular leaderboard networth. multicoin will fuck up your profit so it's not a matter on how many trades you do on a day, auction will not be counted so no one can boost you. you need to do actual math based on what you have today + you need to consider how the price moves now that people are also calculating the best way to make profit. now i don't want a reset, i figured that an opt in system would be better, prepare your stock of coin before going in the competition, maybe anyone who at least got a 144 of every coin, maybe even as low as 50 of every coin can reliably compete in this kind of leaderboard.

>> No.12732214

On what exactly do you base the notion that none of the top players are making money on non-dividend profits? Because if you can't confidently answer that question, you're basically saying you just want to copy/paste the current leaderboard onto another leaderboard that gives rewards.

>> No.12732276

I've talked with him in the thread before, told him how to unprivate his wallet. I'm assuming he just doesn't like to use his name.

>> No.12732302 [DELETED] 

Fine! Let me say it in green, then!
>"Multicoin can be objectively profitable."
I refuse to explain!

>> No.12732303

can you tell him to post cyphers at least

>> No.12732323

He also told me about not selling ame and spiderweb anon possibly getting the numbers wrong with the graph

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Fine! Let me say it in green, then!
>"Multicoin can be objectively profitable."
I refuse to explain!

>> No.12732347

Cypher is a cheating faggot that devs keep enabling. If you want your game to be filled with garbage cheaters then never develop anything ever again, or even better, kill yourself and stop wasting oxygen. Works for devs, cypher and the other cheating faggots. Never forget that haaton sheets fucked the servers but devs still bent over to the haaton and enabled him. Kys.

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Now say it in red battler

>> No.12732403

Go back to r*ddit

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>Being this mad about a seadog with a thinkpad making monopoly money on a Nepalese Quilting Forum dedicated to digital anime girls.

>> No.12732472

yikes yikers yokes yikes jeez wow yikes cringe!

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Been a while since we did this.
Anons, what do we think of the current top 10?

>> No.12732483

>Le funny meme xDDD

>> No.12732515

luv mofumofu
luv yfp
simple as

>> No.12732516

I'm gonna fuck the menhera out of bread and put a baby in her. I don't care about the rest.

>> No.12732523

all fags

>> No.12732528

>friendship between financivial and treasury
>matsuiro holdings
>mogu... at the top
bros... I don't feel so good...

>> No.12732542

All cheating faggots

>> No.12732547

dancer love

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>> No.12732566

i would like all haatons banned
that is all

>> No.12732576

Waiting for the day BBB takes off their limiters and dethrones cypher.

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>> No.12732616

All should consider suicide for wasting their lives. If i was one of your parents i would kms

>> No.12732662

Is the original somewhere? I forgot what was in the blank space but the old aggie doesn't have it

>> No.12732715
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>> No.12732751

My mother is incredibly proud of my trading prowess :)

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Sorry, champ, best I can do is 50x.
Somebody edit AZKi's hair onto this; I can't right now.

>> No.12732807

No, taking forever to roll gives you a sense of Pride and Accomplishment™
If they're HELLBENT on making it take fucking forever I have a better suggestion than roll 50/100; autoroll.
Tick a box and it will automatically roll 10 at a fixed interval (every 10-15 seconds?) until you get a hat, at which point it will stop until you manually click the Roll 10 button again. That way you don't miss the hats you got, but you don't have to sit through a million fucking rolls of garbage.

>> No.12732811

>On what exactly do you base the notion that none of the top players are making money on non-dividend profits?
that's not my point though, i know everybody can profit, that's why it's skill based. it's how you efficiently calculate trades. i ask you then, do you think there is a difference between a player having 3k stocks of coin vs a player having 144 stack of coin in terms of profit per day?

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>> No.12732949

Indifference bordering on annoyance. No real grievances, it's just that I really wish he contributed more to the thread. Otherwise the #1 spot could go to someone else.
Fun. Rooted for him when I joined to beat cypher, just to see some movement at the top, later found out he's an alright lad.
I'm cheering him on.
>Tako Instruments
Indifferent, but his gacha investment is quite interesting, so I might change my stance based on what he will achieve with them. If he just saturates the market, stealing a very niche way of profiting for the poorfags, I'll be disappointed.
>Haachama's Duck
>Touching Fluffy Tails
Cheering him on. Wallet with soul, I can respect that.
I wasn't here for his thread shenanigans with the CD, but he's good. I cheer him on.
Love the Rushia collages. Kind of low-key, but is a part of thread culture.
>HeartAttack Financials
He's pretty alright. Don't know enough about him, though. Interesting playstyle.

>> No.12733038

I don't think you're understanding what I'm getting at.
The overall stagnation of the leaderboard directly implies that everyone is already making the most optimal trades they can. Dividend-focused play is solved at this point, so permanent movement between leaderboard positions comes down to how well you are profiting on your micro-level trades over the guys next to you.
Knowing this, what exactly do you think a separate, trade-profit-based leaderboard does? I would posit that it does nothing, or at the very least nothing of real significance.

>> No.12733462

NTA but the fact that multiple top players own stockpiles of Towa above the reasonable daytrading amount shows that they arent making optimal trades

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Explain this

>> No.12733560

that's why 3 devs quit

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For me, it's the real top players

>> No.12733656

Small bombs in the cakes.

>> No.12733805

flat mio

>> No.12733864

NTA^2, but neither divvies nor trading is solved for completely optimal play. You can still climb.
The issue is a bit different: the divvies playstyle pays off within the span of weeks. If you have returns of 13.5% compared to your rival's 12.7% you will get ahead... in a month or two.
Basically: it's not solved, but there is a lot of old money in the top of the leaderboard, the percentage difference between "decently competent" and "optimal" are not that high, and because of the previous two reasons it would take a very, very long time to get ahead. This is why it appears to be stagnant.

>> No.12734021

because i want everybody to have a chance? folks are saying they are bored with nothing to do, now everybody have a chance to make plays in a new leaderboard that is SEASONAL. I ask you again, do you think there is a difference between a player having 3k stock vs a player having 144 stock in terms or profit per day? are you saying that 5x sell 24/7 will win this kind of leaderboard because wealth matters that much?

>> No.12734047

BROKE : i want to peg ame getting 1bil from honk to pay for his cancel tax
WOKE : staying at the bottom and having -500k forever like a chad

>> No.12734094

>i want to peg ame
Are you female?

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>he doesn't use a strap on so he can DP anime girls

>> No.12734172
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every fucking time someone is making some half-baked suggestion involving the leaderboard about how to "fix the game". EVERY. TIME.

>> No.12734175

i prefer to take it

>> No.12734294

>fixing the game
are you retarded? I want to add a new feature, not to fix shit. I want a NEW LEADERBOARD. Not to fix EXISTING fuckery that you think im doing. at least try to read anon.

>> No.12734421

>BROKE : spaghett did it for shit and giggles meanwhile the other faggot only followed his example
>WOKE: honk slurps on my dick

>> No.12734481
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>NTA^2, but neither divvies nor trading is solved for completely optimal play.
They are. And even if they weren't, you could do it old-poorfag style and base all of your day-trading around jumping onto a dip -> pump at adjustment and jumping off sometime in the evening. Hold if it's a good divvies coin. But they are in fact solved What I just explained will earn you an extra leaderboard spot or two if you're not already Top 50. Add "oh no my poi reps" to influence whether or not you buy more, sell, or hold overnight. I can't explain how to determine whether or not something is overbought, even though I can usually tell. gomen.
The only way to "unsolve" them would be for the devs to introduce/drastically increase pseudo-random "noise" in both the adjustment and dividends algorithm. And we already have something to cater to those who worship RNG-esus, https://nasfaq.biz/gacha
>revisionism that would make goebbels blush
Devs were muting accounts for 24 hours regularly because of that shit, and adopted an unequivocal "don't trade with sheets" policy as a result. Stay poor.
I can still hear this even though you fucked it up.

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You motherfucker, I kneel
>be me
>open PSD
>notice there's nothing there
check layers like a reasonable person?
>right click in OneDrive
>2021-11-05 11:28 PM
same thing
>hide background
fuck you

>> No.12734829

>even though you fucked it up.
I don't have the soundpost version and didn't feel like dignifying the retard with an archive dive to get it.

>> No.12734850

Look at the wallets of people in Top 50 and tell me that they are optimised. What you described is an extremely basic strategy that lacks foresight, and let me tell you - it is most definitely not the most optimal. It's decent, but nothing more.

>> No.12734979

>fuck off dancer I'm trying to sleep

>> No.12735033
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>dancer is fucking nenepro

>> No.12735104
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>Tako Instruments
His oshi, RNG, pays some of the best dividends in the game
>Haachama's Duck
The Discord Haatons
>smiles/onyan Hat Industries
emoji username...
DESTRUCTO DISK good luck with divegrass, I beleeb
>Kitsune Holdings
emoji username...
>HeartAttack Financials
are fucking cheating emoji username...
>this starving detective needs help thriving
flavor of the week username, no idea who this is supposed to be
i think cypherposter is a pretty cool guy. eh posts cyphers and doesnt afraid of anything.
I'm guessing he's the real one. I like his art.
>The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
won the Super Bowl, stole M's crown, kekked their way into the Top 10

>> No.12735114
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Haachamas esl voice always tricks my brain and taps into whatever the male version of an middle aged ovary explosion is. The aura of a cute young girl who doesnt know how to even boil water , an adorable little cinnamon roll with an honest curiousity to learn to teach stuff and cook for and make her food and wash and brush her hair, help her cute little pyjamas you bought her cause she said she liked the colour and tucking her into bed at night with some cute bedsheets with the softest silk and some cute bear print or something cause she said it looked cute so you bought her it right there in the shop so you can just cuddle together and gently kiss her forehead with a headpet while she watches some dumb shit on tv before drifting off to sleep.
You know normal things

>> No.12735131

I hope in another half decade, if that, they can graft a second cock onto me.

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I believe the normie term you're looking for is "muh brovaries"
her ESL giggles get me good

>> No.12735172

What's your problem with emojis, too dumb to use 'em?

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I can't use them on 4chinz therefore they do not exist

>> No.12735223

Why's there translations? I'm speakin' it!

>> No.12735247
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really? the top 50 doing optimal plays? if the optimal play is to stack for divs then im doing it right i guess

t. top 20

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I want to fuck the chammers but she is too retarded for me to get hard.

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And when you've finished training her you get to do this!

>> No.12735369

Smiles (or Onyan)
Kitsune Holdings
HeartAttack Financials
The emojis are silent.

>> No.12735381

Shame on ye and yer ancestor you degenelate

>> No.12735441
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show us your optimized wallet then

>> No.12735445

M are you really going to do this

>> No.12735475


>> No.12735480

im bored, i just want to slightly disturb you

>> No.12735514


>> No.12735563

why do the numbers not match up

>> No.12735567

implying im french, disgusting. fuck the french

>> No.12735592

>slightly disturb you
i will accept this answer, continue on with your shenanigans.

>> No.12735616

>Oui oui je mange la baguette
Do me a favor and shut the fuck up M

>> No.12735619


>> No.12735659

I see, that makes sense

>> No.12735717

i want to lick fubuki's armpit

>> No.12735876
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It's not fully optimised yet, but it sure is enough to climb. My point is simple: even if you know the rough estimated values for the adjustments, you also need to have a strategy that can squeeze every bit of profit from it, as well as playing the long game with divvies. I am not quite there yet, myself, but I think I can manage to climb a bit more with time.
I think you can absolutely do what you said and climb ranks, especially at the lower end of the leaderboard. What makes climbing harder is the explonentially increasing net worth of people above you and slow returns on divvies.

>> No.12735938

>not a qt tako

>> No.12735955

what are you doing with all that suzy? sell it off, its a shitcoin.

>> No.12735958

Question for you if you're so confident in your "optimized" wallet, why do you have 220 Towa?

>> No.12735998


>> No.12736006

yeah, give me them.

>> No.12736020

No give me them.

>> No.12736160

She has surprisingly good returns. I'd consider her a secondary metacoin.
Relatively minor investment compared to the net worth, bought her cheap, small position I can liquidate relatively quickly if needed for something better, has decent price fluctuation (to 15k-16k). Ideally she'd be at ~100-150, but I'm fine with holding a bit more of her.

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>> No.12736179
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"Look at yourself mortal: cornered and wounded. Like a mad dog, you started biting as soon as I pulled you out of that trap you made yourself. What drove you to this point?
I'm curious; what are you searching for in this dark part of the temporal stream? You are so strong you can bend time to your will, you could rule your planet with an iron fist, yet you decided to step into a realm you shouldn't even know about.
Now it finally is time for me to put an end to this little show of ours. I want to let you live, but you clearly will return here again and again, so you must be eliminated."
As I am about to approach him, I sense a ripple in the flow of time. What is he doing? Is he trying to escape again? No, I can't let this happen.
"You need to die, human."

>> No.12736180
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̛͢Ḩ͡ỚU̢͝R ͞NI̡̢͡NĘ͠T̨́͡ÈE̷̢̢Ń̴..̴.
̀͠T̛͢H̛͘͝E̷̛̛..͝. N͢Į͝͝NÉ͝T͞͞E̴͞E̕͠N͞T̨͝H̷͢ ̷H̛͠Ǫ̴̨U̸R
̶̸I̶͢T̢̧'̕͟S͠ ̀͡N̢͜͟OT̸ ͢TH͟E̡͢ ́͞S͟͞E̴͞V̸̕ENTE̛ȨǸ͢T͞H̀ H̴͞O̷̵̷U͘R͠
I͢T̴̛'Ś ̨̢NO͞͠T̢̕ ̸̧̕T͢ḨE̵..̸.̢̕ ͘͢N̶͘͡Í̛͝NT̢́͞H̀ ́H̨̛O͝U̢R̀
͜I̕͞T̛̀'̕͢͡S̡͟ ̢̛͢HOUR̷ ͜͟͝Ǹ̛I̸͟N̷E̕͟Ţ̧͢EȨ̡͢N͝
Ò̵Ń͝͠Ȩ̛..͢͜.̵̴ N̷̴I͟N̷͝È̴.̢..́͝
A͝ ́͞V͟E͞R͟͟Y̨͝.̡̧̀.͡͝.͜ S̸Ṕ̨̀E͟͡Ç͠IA̕L̨̀͢ ̴H͢Ǫ̛U͟R͢
̡͞IŃ̴̛ ̵T̀͞͝HĄ̀T̨̕,̷̕͞ ̴̨̕H̵̕O̧̧̕UR N̷͟I̶N͠E̵̵͟T̴͟Ę̨EN̴, IS͟ ͢͠T͠H͘͘͜E ̀ǸI̸Ń̛ETȨ͞E̛N͡͞T͟͞H̀ H͢Ơ̵U̢̡R͟,͜͜͟ N͝O̕͠T̛..̧̕͠.̨̕ ̧A̴͜N͡͡Y ̷̷͡O̡T̡HE̡̢R͘͢͡ ̡̢H͟͡O͜͠UR̨͝
̶V̷E̷R̨̛͝Ý͢ F͢E̸̕͜W ̸͞H͞O̢͢͞ÚŖ̸͟Ş ͠C͠͡͝A͘̕N͘͠ ́Ç̕L̵͜͝A̷I̛͡M̧ ̛T̢̛͠O̢͞ ̷̕͠B̷̶E TH̡͡E̛͘͜ N̴̨̕ĮN̴͢È̀͝TEE͞Ǹ͝Ţ̕H̷̨͟ ̢H̸̢Ò̸U͞R̷̛͟
̧T͘H̴̛I̕S ̛̛H͞O̶͡UR.̵̡.͢. ̡̛͜ĮS Ó̴N̡̢Ę̛ ̷O̕͘F̷̧̕ T̀͟͞H̕O͝SE ̵̵̧H͟͢OÙ͟Ŕ̴͘S͝
̀AN̨͠D ͢͞A͘S͟ W̷͝E̴ ̶S͘I͜͜T̛͟ ͘̕̕H͞ER̸̡E̴̕,̸́ ̸̶͘E̴̛͜N̷͜J̛͠O͢͞Y̶ING͟͟ ͡T̛͠H̢Í͡S̢̛ HO̧͝Ų̨͡R,̴̴ ̀͜TH̷E͘͜͡ ̸͜N̛͡I͞͡NE̕TE̛E̷͢N̴͘͢T́H̢ ̵̢͠H̡ÓU͝͝R̢̕͡,̸ LÈ̸T̶͢'̛S̸ ̨S̀͘P̡̕A̡R͘͞͞E ̧͢A ̵͝M̷̧͠O̶͘MENT̢,̷ ̢T̨̡͢O̢ ͝T̢̨͠H̸I̢Ń̸̀K̕ O̴̸͢F ̴͠͞T͟͢H̵OSÉ͝ HO̶͞U͟͢͝Ŗ͡S̨͘ ͘͝T́H͠A̶T̷̢͘ ̵̡A̢Ŗ͞E͟Ņ'̛T̶̀ ̧̨Q͞U̶͟IT̷̶E̸͘ T̡̕H̨̨E̴ ̵́N̴ÍŃE͡T̢͞E̶ENT̷̛H̵͡ ̸̧͞H̸O̸͠U͘R
͢H̨O͟UR E͠I͢͞G̵͞H́T́͝E̵E̡̕N͝.̵̷̡.̢.͢ ̴AŃ͘͟D̴́͟ ̢̀ḨÓ͘U̸R̕͢ ̢́͘T̕W̡EN̷̵͘T͠Y̵̨͟

>> No.12736186
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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>> No.12736203

sell her so I can increase my fuckin market share you rat

>> No.12736247

>3 different hour 19 posts
>none of them on hour 19
shut it down, nasfaq is over.

>> No.12736304

Why do Kenzoku keep trying to pretend that Towa can't be flipped for 3~5k a share per week, ignoring her mid-tier dividends?

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I can tell you don't read the thread frequently because I posted in a couple threads ago saying she's going on break, so she's literally at her peak price for the next couple of days, and thus if you aren't selling her, it's not optimized at all. Plus the only time Towa moons to that 16-17k is on the day of APEX tournaments, which won't happen for a bit longer. There's a reason why cypher has no Towa.
I'm not saying you can't do that, but there's a difference between flipping Towa shares for 3k-5k a week. There's a difference between doing that and then holding 1k+ Towa and your share count of Towa is going up.
Also, >>12736203.

>> No.12736459

I fucked up those last sentences, but my point is still made

>> No.12736494
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i have no clue what you're talking about. she is a bad investment according to a close advisor.

>> No.12736560
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I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100 and 250 and those immediately above and below them!
the screenshots are actually from a few hours ago, I got distracted by other threads

Remember to

>> No.12736592

You got distracted with the reminder too...

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ill remember that.

>> No.12736608

what do yo

>> No.12736621

maybe I should go to sleep, im clearly

>> No.12736786
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dear god I do too
I didn't think you'd actually post it. You aren't that far away from me either. Just a few off the cuff remarks now that I know who you are, lol
>the optimum wallet has 0 Ayamy
>the optimum wallet has 0 Civia
that's -2
>not enough Sankisei, nigger elf and titty monster need some love
>not enough hags
F, see me after class
just joking. in all seriousness, you could probably make do with some more moona, less fauna, and significantly less Ina and Towa
Other than stacking metacoins myself, I am still playing almost entirely the same way as I used to when I started, and I only wrote that "strat" on the off chance that it genuinely was a poorfag whining about a reset and not some Top 20 tard trolling.
Your metacoin stacks are all bigger than mine as well. Having Mori as your oshi means you need to diversify a bit more, chocoball, but I've got my eye on you now.

>> No.12736947

If you guys really care that much about climbing and divs just set up the mikofag bubbles on your div sheet and buy what has high returns everyday, that's literally all you need to do

>> No.12737099

if you're buying coins for last week, sure.
using the bubbles requires you to have some kind of idea on how a coin is going to do vs. last week. you gotta do some extra reps
easy enough example: if you used the bubbles right after marine went on hiatus, with her last "good" div payout, you were burning money

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>> No.12737250

Okay sorry, use the bubbles and don't be a retard
You think people are dumb enough to buy marine for divs in a hiatus? Furthermore divs have been pretty much stable for a few weeks now

>> No.12737269

you say that but Towa's dividends will be even lower this week!

>> No.12737350

The day that the bubbles tell me to buy Towa is the day I will know that nasfaq is dead

>> No.12737351

>you think people are dumb enough to buy marine for divs in a hiatus?

>> No.12737408
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I saw your post back then. I would have sold her, if not for the excess liquid that I have due to reasons you could have inferred by reading the thread.
Then again, I am not as concerned with minor wallet positions, as long as I can move a lot of liquid around my wallet.

>optimum wallet has 0 Civia
Agreed, but optimum wallet also has no soul - and I never claimed to have an optimal wallet composition; I'd even argue that the optimal trading strategy requires a sub-optimal wallet composition, as seen with
>optimum wallet has 0 Ayamy
Her occasional spikes give bigger returns than metacoin divvies. No joke. It's just that it's a tiny amount of profit due to how much coins you can sell within a timeframe. I'd argue that a 50-100 Ayamy is perfectly reasonable.
>not enough Sankisei
Not good enough divvies... especially on Flare.
>not enough Hags
See above... even though they have soul...
>more Moona, less Fauna
More Moona is reasonable. I had a respectable position of her earlier, but it sort of faded into the background. She's surprisingly good, but a bit inconsistent. I have no way of correcting for that automatically (yet). Fauna isn't the best, but she also isn't terrible, and I'm not in a position to liquidate my 'not-terrible' coins.
A lot of my wallet shifts around. I'd prefer to take a minor loss than potentially miss out on moderate profit.
I actually wonder about that. I think that consistent divvies are more important than consistent coin price, which now tends to fluctuate around a certain value. I'm not saying you shouldn't diversify at all, just that I'd have to think hard whether spreading your coins around really has an effect when we're talking about metacoin deathstacks.

Unironically best entry into the divvy strategy. I'd advise players who already have several dozen millions to start looking into bubbles as a tool.

>> No.12737440

Don't worry even with the proposed divvie changes from a bit ago she was still a shitcoin! Towa is gatekeeping her true power to protect us from the reckoning.

>> No.12737576

Why do you fags want a nasfaq gf and why is it always a tako?

>> No.12737661
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You just need to need more data; just use a 4 week running average or something like that. Most coins give a payout near their average. On the other hand, don't ask me how Moona's dividend was just above 1k across the last two weeks when it was ~660 over the previous five weeks.

>buy marine for divs in a hiatus
My sheet did this, also did it for haato as well - but give it enough time it just starts daytrading them.

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>> No.12737681
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I'm just saying the less Towa you have, the better. Towa coin is my area of expertise and I have to advise people on Towa coins as a result. I don't really care if you daytrade Towa, as that's what I would probably do if I wasn't oshicoining her, it's just the fact that large stock piles of Towa coin are not good if you're going for an "optimized" wallet. Anything above 144 Towa is practically stupid for any kind of success, though I think you may realize that at this point.
Plus I want market share.

>> No.12737697

kda cover probably

>> No.12737737

>My sheet did this
someday i will have the willpower to make a bot to play the game for me

>> No.12738031

I want to be mad at you for being a sheet nigger but that's a good Risu.

>> No.12738141
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>Tampa fucking me over
It literally never ends.

>> No.12738340
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>> No.12738346

I want ojou to fuck my ears with her tiny tongue

>> No.12738380 [SPOILER] 
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Ŵ̙͡a̛͖̓r̯̘̓͝n͍͌̓͞i̝ͫ̀n̸̤̿g̭̑͡:̘ͯ ͖̊̕L̸̞͗a͔ͮ͝r̶̫̊g̵̙ͬ͝ẹ̸ͧ ͈̋͡I̵̭̋m̰ͫ͞͡ǎ̸̠g̸̫̐e̢̼͈̿ ̞͔ͬ͢͢A͖͂͢ḥ̶̰̇ͦȩ͉͂͢ạ̷͐͢d̯͐͢
G̛o͝o̶dͧ̀͘ é͠ṽ̶̧͘͢ë͞n̷̑̃i̶̡̢̾̓̀n̓g̵̉̎ͫ̄,̡̌ͯ͒̓̀̕͝͡͡ w̷̡̡͞e̷̷̢̢̛͗̓̑͗͝l̴̛ͨ̀̕͞c̸̸̀͘͜͞ơ̶̵ͧ̉̋ͦͦ͘m̐̄ͫ̾̈́̚̕͘͢͟͡͠ē̴̡͋ͧ̏ͧ̕͜͟͜͠ ť̛́̚ơ̷̵̋͐̓̆͛̈́̍͜͡͞͝͠ B̷̸̽͜Ư̵̵̡͋͛̋͛̿͢͡͡͝Y̷̛ͤͬ̊̾̀̕͜͡ O̸̡ͤͦ͜͜Ç̛̒̉̀͞T̷̡͒͑͊͋̀͟Ơ̷̴̶̡̊̏͌͘I̸̴̧̢̡͒̚͞N̵̴̢̂͐̃ͧÁ̛́́͜͡͠͝.̸ͩͪ̕͟͜͡ T̵̨̿h̍̄͡͡ì͢s̡̛ͪͭ̓ i͆̀̾͢s̷̢̨͢ y̢͟ò̢u̵̎́͝r̸͟ N̶̨A̵͟S͝͞F͙͝A̛̝̗Q̧̛͟͞ M̸̸̡̜̱̱͟͟a̵̵̱̜͔̕͢͡ŗ̺̬̭͟͟k̢̛͙͠e̷̛̕ţ̵̨̦̦̺͡ Ŕ̴̟̜̼͍̩͜͠͝͡ȩ̭̤̀ͅp̵̢͓̕͘͡ó̷̡̀ͅŗ̷̵̸̶͎̥͓̬̀͡t̵̶̸̡̤̼̤͖͜͢͡ f̧͔̹͓̦̀͝ͅo̴͚͔̬̹̩͎̯r̗̯̖̙̯͚̭͟ M̸̸̡̜̱̱͟͟o̴͚͔̬̹̩͎̯ń̵̢̧͡d̵̨̨̛͉̼̖̤̤̕͘̕͡a̵̱̕͢y̷̧̧̛̻͙̦̮̜͢͝͡͝,̩̙̪́ N̵̴̢̂͐̃ͧẹ̶̶̴̴̮̜͢ṽ̶̧͘͢ë͞m̵̤̪͝b̴̕̕͠e̷̡͔͝r̢̟̦ 8̨t̡́h.̷
for archive reps sake, since I don't think Zalgo'd text can be easily searched
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Monday, November 8th.

>> No.12738392

I want to suck on suisei's fingers while she's wearing her fingerless gloves

>> No.12738606
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M you do realize I'd let them go if you didn't only ever "outbid" by peanuts, right?

>> No.12738736

M just wants the thrill of the chase.

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>> No.12738807

weird way of calling him a faggot but okay

>> No.12738818

I want to have sex with ms. Honk and cuck her husband

>> No.12738901

Gentlemen, I am buying Gura x2

>> No.12739047

some timezone fuckery, check your clock

>> No.12739079

Since we are talking about the bubbles, the most important thing that they will help you realize is that not all dips are worth it, I know many just go neuron activation and buy anything that dipped say 20%, but the sad truth is that those coins are just shitcoins, after you truly realize and internalize that fact you'll be able to make better investments

>> No.12739114
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 5,179,579, a 1.25% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 90,870. There are 24 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 288,998 shares, or 5.58% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 13,441 shares, or 0.26% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 41):
>Mel :: +10.7%
>Nachoneko :: +8.6%
>Nabi :: +6.4%
>Korone :: +6.3%
>Aqua :: +6.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 15):
>Nana & Ayamy :: -3.1%
>Noel :: -2.6%
>IRyS :: -2.5%
>Kanata :: -2%
>AZKi :: -1.8%

1 coin (Hololive) had a net 0% change in volume today.
18 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $106,958.03, which is an increase of 0.22% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $69,090,177,809.16, which is an increase of 1.2% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $13,338.96. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest value, at $6,631,430,274 in total market value, or 9.6% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $94,717,045.29 in total market value, or 0.14% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 40):
>Hololive :: +43.3%
>Ayamy :: +28.9%
>Kiara :: +27.8%
>Botan :: +22.3%
>Nana :: +22.2%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 17):
>Baelz :: -44.5%
>Aqua :: -39.4%
>Miko :: -34.1%
>IRyS :: -29.7%
>Subaru :: -21.5%

18 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.

Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $57,999,650, which is a decrease of 37.6% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $119,141,179.56 today, a decrease of 2.99% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 25):
>Fauna :: +17.8%
>Choco :: +9.1%
>Aqua :: +5.9%
>Fubuki :: +3.9%
>Haato :: +3.7%
>Watame :: +3.3%
>Mio :: +3.1%
>Kiara :: +2.9%
>Mel :: +2.7%
>Amelia :: +2.4%

32 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.12739127

i can bid for 2-5m but where's the fun with that?

>> No.12739173
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>Calliope currently has the highest volume

>> No.12739424
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if anybody wants the tab separated auction data from earlier, here you go: https://files.catbox.moe/ju0s6m.txt
pastebin deemed it "offensive content" and it looks like hastebin has been acquired by some shady company

>> No.12739543

Try ghostbin next time. Only other one I can think of

>> No.12739560
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thanks anon
inb4 honkler gives us a 50x gacha roll but there's a 10% service charge

>> No.12739604

Knowing the devs I'm SURE there'll be a fucking tax on rolling gacha soon enough, because apparently taxation without representation (theft) is the name of the game.

>> No.12739634

gacha multirolls has the same tax as multicoin

>> No.12740294

Great idea, let me bring that up in the dev discord

>> No.12740349

no problem glad to help

>> No.12740385

The hat is mine

>> No.12740467
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I got all the hats!

>> No.12740653

I like Lolibaba

>> No.12740926

Pachi pachi omedetou~

>> No.12741115


>> No.12742531
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now who will be the first to have "2" show up next to the unity hat award?

>> No.12742771

>tako instruments
>haachama's duck
>heartattack financials

>> No.12744915

I’ve been buying Gura for the past few days now

>> No.12745106

I've been buying Towa for the past few months now

>> No.12745150

I've been ejaculating on Towa for the past few months now

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>> No.12746258

damn I thought this post said "speculating"

>> No.12746737

Can't wait to have that suiroberu pic as nasfaq op

>> No.12748083
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prove it nigger

>> No.12750983

Imagine fapping to towa, weak

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>> No.12754999
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>> No.12755370

>aggie chat closes
>people stop posting in the thread

>> No.12755607

ive probably bought fake dips on baelz and aqua
if i have oh well i guess its time to HODL market and afk for 2 months

>> No.12755723
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Made me check, Aqua has been on 3x for 12 hours. I never usually neuron activation. Fuck.

>> No.12756051
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>just had a concert
>numbers and divvies inflated as fuck
>see red, multicoin
guilty myself.

>> No.12756063
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'And get this, she called her BAETMAN. Funniest shit I've ever seen.'

>> No.12756197
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I highly enjoy Kronii playing cool and actually being a little retard while Mumei acts retarded but appears to be actually quite smart and involved

>> No.12756265
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They have a beautiful dynamic, it's just a shame about the credibility of Mumei's Lex Luthor stuff. I hate the desire to confirm things, it ruins everything.

>> No.12756304
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I don't even know Lex Luthor in the first place, ridding myself of what I believe is capeshit? apparently now furthers my enjoyment of things with anecdotal evidence.

>> No.12756368
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>down left
illustoya really das drawn everything huh

>> No.12756426
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I haven't seen much capeshit myself, I just know it's a 'mastermind' term that tends to get used. Enjoy yourself, anon. Believe what you are able to believe, what you are content in believing. I ruined Mumei for myself and the worst thing is that I don't even know if I should regret it.

>> No.12756437
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Two entire groups for DBC are /vt/ teams, sort of.

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>> No.12756733
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I work hard on drinking myself stupid every weekend, recently it seems to work. Idiots enjoy life much more. Next goal is amnesia so I can enjoy stuff I already like for the first time again, I have a well visible list above my desk for precisely that case.

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>> No.12756950
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capeshit is a modern problem, stuff like the 1992 batman animated series are pure filtered gold. Then you get shit like reno joker in the films and warner bros rastafarian joker in the series and its dead now

>> No.12757130
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Ruin Mumei for me. I haven't really checked the pre-EN2 threads much.

>> No.12757146 [SPOILER] 
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A auction network

>> No.12757160

That would be asking for a ban, you're gonna have to do your reps I'm afraid. I only did it so I didn't fall (any more) in love with what I thought might be a lie.

>> No.12757489
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das not a vector
B:TAS is the shit, Mark Hamill was actually the best Joker of all time, not Nicholson, not Ledger

>> No.12757651
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real oshiboard Anon, didn't you say Marine's hats and Ina's hats would get combined, since they have multiple? sheet's not doing that

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>> No.12757796
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You may want to consider buying more $ENEN from now on.
This means her dividends are gonna become a little better, right?

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that's precisely what it means, thank god I'm over 1k nenechi

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Fuck you guys. I think I fixed it.

>> No.12757973
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I hope /ao/ wins
>only 5M
I thought I was spending more

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>> No.12758246

>chat is just a bunch of green NE's and gray ねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねね spam
nekko are based as fuck shame she didn't get ahead of the damn Topic channel's upload
you idiots! Dr. Drey's dead! he's locked in my basement ha-ha!

>> No.12758264

cute fubuki tail for rubbing and fluffing and petting

>> No.12758272
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>Check GF's channel
>50k subs
I'll be eating good soon

>> No.12758338
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someone was talking about something similiar ealier, Moona had $600 divs like 2 weeks ago, K/DA cover dropped and she's up to a $1000, It's time to get rich

>> No.12758391
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if you invested in the moon for longer you'd know she's quite worth it.

>> No.12758428
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fuck you Joe, no suzy hats for you

>> No.12758453
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Fuck yeah man, nekkos are going to rule this economy. I'm telling you. The NENEPRODUCTION divcoin meta is coming.

>> No.12758474

>bread slowly changing his coins to Nabi
>Tower suiciding via auction
Nasfaq is truly dead

>> No.12758527

I’m a fucking idiot

>> No.12758683

>Triangle getting $114M from yfp unless I'm a retard that doesn't know how to read
Is that the biggest auction so far? Also Tower giving $50M to the other kenzokus will never not be funny to me

>> No.12758738

I don't think they are in a single auction, it's probably all of them combined by user

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>> No.12758832

You're too focussed on the top 10, anon. Consider the soulful wallets of the 20s, 30s, 40s, etc.
There's plenty of life.

>> No.12758844

that's 144, i assume that's yfp loaning business or something

>> No.12758867


>> No.12758938
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the more callis and pekos I see the more I want to end it all. the amount more or less directly correlates with rank at this point

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>> No.12759128

>leaving out holocoin
It's baffling, no matter how good dips the rest of the coins are, Peko,Holo and Calli (Gura sometimes too, and Suzy has also entered that tier) are always between 15% and 20% returns, meaning you'd be better off ignoring most of the dips and just buying those coins, it's truly sad

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>> No.12759195

It gets worse - most of the high returns on coins that dipped will be technically gone once their prices stabilize, at which point they would have already generated a "profit" in the form of rising in price. Then, selling them off is the right call.

>> No.12759216
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re-buy or stay poor.

>> No.12759241

My favorite is how holo at $30k still had 10% returns which are better than like, half the market

>> No.12759285

Of course you re-buy, holding liquid is inherently a loss unless the market is deflating. You just don't always buy back into the same coin.

>> No.12759333
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What a boring adjustment.

>> No.12759365

>towa at 30% discount
I know right? I now have to buy her

>> No.12759366
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it has a ton of coins that matter for good prices

>> No.12759402
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it's not fair...

>> No.12759419

>sana dip out of nowhere

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>participate in a collab
>go to 7k
>week averages out
>go back down
simple as.

>> No.12759599

she didn't stream it you big dumb baby, it's a sub tick I think

>> No.12759650

that's precisely what I mean by "participated in a collab" you bigger and dumber infant.

>> No.12759685
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post 'em

>> No.12759697

Oh yeah adjustments still exists

>> No.12759736
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same but bigger numbers

>> No.12759762

what the hell heartattack? why skip the 4?

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I haven't checked the numbers yet, it's more of a gut feeling that I am presuming to be true, but we may be experiencing another inflation spike. Hopefully it's just the clump of rapid-fire events pulling the economy up, and it will eventually tumble back down.

>> No.12759997

no need to think, this market be inflated, honk just nerfed the gains, but he never changed the formula that gave us big numbers

>> No.12760014

that's how poorfags gained money. daytrading

>> No.12760023

The growth of capital is exponential due to divvies. Hololive itself experiences growth on its own in subs/viewers, so coin prices also (roughly) go up. Overbought is on, but the prices it adjusts towards are closer to the actual coin price now, so its effects are much less pronounced. Of course the prices, net worths, and divvies are going to inflate. There's no reason why they would stay at a stable level, considering the money-printer that is the divvies.

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>it's gut feeling
>cypher suddenly has 2B more
>just a gut feeling
>average price per coin 30% up from last week
>purely my gut is telling me this
>all those coins the top 50 bought when prices got bogged down are back to their former divvies? and now they're all rich?!
>man my tummy rumbles

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>> No.12760075

Isn't 'daytrading' referring to buying a coin when it dips and selling it the same day? Here, I mean coin prices stabilizing in a day or two, so it would be more appropriate to call it 'swing trading'.

>> No.12760136

buy low sell high. simple as

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>> No.12760323

Make a new bread quickly

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A quick "Good morning, I am buying Towa" before the thread dies.

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new bread

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Well, I mean, I haven't looked into it at all, so yeah, gut feeling.

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