/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule:https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1457442289580654604

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY

Merch:
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)
Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)

[Anonymous No.]

When is the collab? Today?

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>>12902114
jackbox? that's tomorrow

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>>12902114
Jesus people do your schedule reps for once

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Wonder what the game is she suddenly annonced to play today before DMC. Must be something special if she is being so secretive about it

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>>12903333
Checked, can't be earlier than Ina karaoke, right? I need to plan my sleep reps.

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>>12903333
>>12903380
It should be Dread or Mini Motorway no ?
It was the stream schedule for Tuesday that she had to moved.

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Prankster shark cute~!

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god I wish she could always stream with the VR mic, i am addicted to this voice now
why does she sound so much more natural and cuter with it?

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Good morning, I love my beautiful, amazing wife Gura

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>>12903437
If it would be one of those she would have said it. Since she suddenly put it on the schedule it must be something that was in permission limbo and got the approval recently

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>>12903454
Because it doesn't go through hundred usual streamer filters?

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I'm kinda bummed out she didn't have a good time with Skyrim VR, i assume she's aware of the teleport and border settings that are there to alleviate VR sickness by now.

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>>12903501
Watch stream, she talked about it on Monday. Mini Motorway, Dread or even something else depending on her mood.
TBA was schedule for tuesday because she didn't know what game play yet between them.
Since she couldn't stream on tueday she move it today and still hasn't confirm the game

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>>12903565
That was good time, Gura considered. She'll get used to it.

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>>12903592
that was the DMC4 stream you dingus

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>>12903743
No TBA On tuesday wasn't planned to be DMC4

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>>12903592
Anonchama…
She was sick on the TBA day and would have streamed DMC4.
She then took that stream and put it after her members karaoke yesterday.
So that means the other stream today is something else.

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>>12903846
Watch stream please

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>>12903889
She did say she does not know what to stream on TBA. She said MAYBE Dread or Highway. She obviously then decided to stream DMC4. Is it really that hard for you to understand something so simple and logical?

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What is your favorite soup chumbuds?

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Gura was really sweaty last night, it took my a while to lick it all off

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>>12904034

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>>12904034
For me. It’s minestrone. I like the crunchy croutons

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>>12904034
Menudo

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>>12904034
Shark fin soup

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>>12904034
Authentic ramen and pho probably my favorites

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>>12904034
Either split pea or clam chowder

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>>12904011
I think you're the one out-of-the-loop. She clearly moved TBA because she said so on Twitter, straight from the sharks mouth. Because she was sick she decided to add one more stream of DMC4 and moved TBA to today.

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>>12904034
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khao_soi
Went to chiang mai before the coof
I could not get enough of this.
I wonder if Gura would like this.
A spicy curry noodle with coconut milk might upset her stomach

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>>12904556
>Because she was sick she decided to add one more stream
literally headcanon

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>>12904577
Looks bretty gud

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>>12903303
even Gura herself often don't know her schedule sp don't be rough on chumbuds for that

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>>12904700
If you can't even be assed to check your supposed oshi's schedule, then you are a casual

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>likes Chris, dmc5 Dante and Arthur

does she have a thing for older guys or something

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>>12905164
i am 39 so i hope she does

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>>12905164
>30 in a month
lets goooo

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>>12904034
Posole

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https://twitter.com/TFQRx/status/1458829472212262915

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>>12905289
GIVE ME A DATE ANON!

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it's okay because gura said she wants to have big tits.

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She said "I'll see you twice tomorrow!", was her brain barfing or did I miss something?

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>>12907277
You missed something

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>>12907328
Grrr tell me!

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>>12907337
nyo

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NEW OUTFIT NEVER
REFLECT MV NEVER
3D DEBUT NEVER

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Gura cute!

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>>12907645
i like this artist alot

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>>12904633
She added a stream of DMC4 after her members karaoke.

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>>12907645
super cute

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>>12907800
yes, because she did not stream it on tuesday because she was sick
but fuck it we will see who was right in a few hours

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>>12907619
I'm looking foward to her next single more than Reflect MV tho

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>>12906112
i only date gura

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Gura said she will have 2 streams today. When are they? I am too stupid to understand scuffed schedules.

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>>12909122
How bout waiting for them

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>12902056
The smol model is free. Why are you people not creating fan content with it?

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>>12904034
split pea or spicy ramen

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>>12904034
Carne en su jugo with some fresh made tortillas

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What are you guys looking for in the next batch of emotes? I'm looking for a lets goo or ikzing emote. Also she hasn't said a word about this I'm just wondering.

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>>12909652
I mean we just got new emotes not too long ago, so I don't really see why she should add more now. There are already plenty of good ones. Maybe an Ohasame one

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>>12902056

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>>12909997
faster!

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>>12909997
FASTER!

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>>12909997
nooo gura you gonna barf

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miko time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n7_TUJZVdo

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*BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH* *HACK* *HACK* oh god im gonna *HUUURGH* *BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH*

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>>12910356
nice

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Zombie shark

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>>12910356
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1459192190631129094

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>>12910012
>>12910014
>>12910152

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bro... why won't she make asmr... she even has a mic...

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>>12910356
>>12910469
So Sponso stream ?

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>>12910628
tweet has #ad so yeah

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>>12910628
yeah, you can see #ad on her tweet

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>>12910614
EN branch = Western branch. Loli asmr is obviously dangerous territory in that context.

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>>12910672
the whore already did it once... it's probably the trannager... too bad shork is too much of a pussy, just like me... all that talk about "sticking it to the man"...

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>>12910672
i really doubt thats whats stopping her
shes probably just too embarrassed

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https://files.catbox.moe/c3uybp.mp4
just gonna leave this here

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>>12910668
>>12910660
Oh true

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>>12910734
>>12910723
>>12910672
>>12910614
You people are not patient enough and way too stupid and drama prone to be chumbuds. You should watch someone else.

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You guys are great. I could see a Gura tweet the minute it happens, and by the time I open the thread, you guys will have already posted it along with a frame for the stream. Good lookin' out, chumbies.

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>>12910803
oh shit bro didn't know you needed a license to be a fucking cumbud
my bad sir

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GET PAID
MIKU MONEY
SPONSORED SHARK

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>>12910803
>look Gura i replied to all of them!
>that means i love you more!

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>>12910672
asmr = autonomous sensory meridian response?

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>>12910843
>whore
>cumbud
You're clearly just a shitposter though.

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oh that dmc thumbnail

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty_w5XDmFmE
nice thumbnail gra-chan

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>>12910898
it's a pseudoscientific euphemism for brain orgasm coined to make it less awkward, but yeah
>>12910963
nice cope
is a woman not capable of being a whore? do I not have the ability to call people names for my own entertainment? you're taking this shit too seriously

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>>12910356
Gura getting paid to play a Miku rhythm game... she's truly made it

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>>12911041
>>12911037
Omg I love her so much

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>>12911050
>for my own entertainment
shitposter, you dont have an oshi, go back, etc.

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I had a dream last night Gura was playing a rhythm game.

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Good to see Gura playing another Hatsune Miku rhythm game. Smug image for DMC4 fits well, too. She also cracked 200 million lifetime views on her channel in 1 year and 2 months since debut. Also, since it'd be a pain to mention it since it's several minutes away so I'll mention it now, the King cover is less than 102k away from reaching 11 million views. Things are progressing pretty smoothly for her so far that it can only get better. Now we just need a date for that new outfit reveal. Since it's been 2 months since the announcement, which is similar to how long ID1 had to wait for theirs, and Ina returning, then it's safe to say outfits should be around the corner.

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>>12911041
grungus....

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>>12904034
Turtle soup. I'm not including gumbo, ramen, or chili as soup that makes the choice too hard.

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>>12911132
Well your dream come true

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>>12911138
Kiara said they are not coming in november and she is not even sure about december.
No info about the delay but she said that we should know why when we see them

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>anon, are these "shitposters" in the room with us right now?

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>>12911214
Bless you

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Can anyone tell me what this post was? >>12886711

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>>12911260
anon took a video from twitter of a weird lookin dude deadlifting

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>>12911268
*sharklifting
Tailsquats
Chum curl
Overshark press
Flat press

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>>12911305
gura do be looking at that shrimp doe

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>>12911318
mating press

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>>12911366

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Is it bad that I find Gura swearing to be cute and funny?

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>>12911355
yes

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>>12911366

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>>12911441
Gura nyooo

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rhythm shark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n7_TUJZVdo

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>>12911175
>we should know why when we see them
What did she mean by this? Really though, what could it possibly mean if we can tell why they were delayed?

inb4 new riggers

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Just now watching the DMC4 stream from the other day. For how down she sounded in the karaoke, she was incredibly energetic and cute. Crazy what a little food can do for you gooba.

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Do you like this butt?

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>>12911474
ugh

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>>12911674
hearing her talk about all the food she bought in last nights stream made me really happy and relieved. Im glad she seems to be taking it seriously, both for our sake and hers. the karaoke must have really gotten to her

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>>12911665
the most optimistic thing i can think of is that cover has finally caught up from the back of the pack with their live2d software and added some features like attaching arbitrary PNGs for one-off gimmicks.

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>>12911698
No. I love that butt.

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>>12911665
Or new update on their software/Live2D models.
I won't hope for a new rigger

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>>12911754
Then...how about this butt?

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>>12911698
>>12911754
Disregard the butt. For a loli way too puffi.

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>>12911441
Keep up with the new lore

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>>12911839
no no no the whole 'teeth lining my throat' thing was all predceded by an 'imagine if'

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>>12911795
That butt is attached to Gura. I love it too.

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>>12911839
>Shai-Hulud Gura

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>>12911893
You have some great taste... I am sure you love booba gura too?

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>>12903831
The stream was whatever she felt like hence why 2 DMC streams this week.

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>>12910753
Why am I crying?

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>>12903889
well faggot it seems I was right
now kiss my feet and grovel in shame

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>>12911839
i'd say its more like a sea turtle

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>>12911719
https://youtu.be/Jm5prJAYamA?t=4561
>beans
>salmon
>spam
>a bunch of rabbit food
>cardboard "chicken"
Of the two things she needs, the fish will spoil too fast for her to have bought a lot, and the spam will never spoil so she might put it in the cabinet and ignore it in favor of the diet that's leaving her vitamin deficient. If we're lucky, she'll go to MickyD's for some meat.
Not concerning, just shaking my head at this silly girl. The best ones really do need someone to look after them in one way or another.

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>>12912998
she doesnt need meat if she has beans + dark leafy greens though. beans are the thing that makes veganism possible

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>>12911952
To an extent. I love true, flat Gura the most.

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Gura... I...

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>>12913271
At least this one has gills

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>>12913332
She is doing it wrong, you are meant to shove the poky up your urethra so it ends on a bj

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>>12911425
me too!
i love gura for all she is

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>>12913259
>beans are the thing that makes veganism possible
Possible, but not efficient let alone optimal. You have to cram down a shitload of legumes to make up for a normal amount of meat, and Gura obviously isn't doing that. She'd be better off on Muscle Milk, energy drinks, and getting some sunlight over veganism right now. That, or just eating like a normal person for a few weeks.

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She's my everything

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>12913404
I'd take the pocky ending in eating Gura cunny over receiving a Gura blowie.

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>>12914211
You got it wrong Anon, she is the one with the poky and you the one giving the blowjob.

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>>12911186
Yes, me.

[Anonymous No.]

I get the impression that gura just doesn't like cooking meat. Personally I dont feel confident about doneness unless I'm using a slow cooker, even though it should be cut and dry with an instant read thermo.

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i want to lay my head on gura's tummy when it's being noisy

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>>12914444
I get the impression that you don't watch streams

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does gura know you can freeze meat

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>>12914692
maybe you should tell her

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>>12904034
Paila Marina, is like a shot of energy and cure the hangover.

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>>12911698
I would destroy this butt.

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>>12914692
She watches a lot of Ramsey so she probably thinks it's some sacrilegious act.

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Mora will get her on some podcast one of these days.

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>>12914445
Think about how embarrassed Gura would be. She'd reactively try to push your head away only for her to end up shoving your face right into her lap.

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>>12915332
Their battle will be one for the ages

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>>12915332
*terrifying nord warcry*
https://youtu.be/Jm5prJAYamA?t=3159

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>>12915771
Pretty sugoi, yeah?

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>>12908689
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!

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>>12915295
>rune longsword
Gura confirmed noob

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>>12915908
It's a 2H sword, did you forget they carry it over their shoulder?
Something a non-pure like you wouldn't understand, noob

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>>12915973
>pures
Gross. Did you forget that Gura is 4'7"? That might even be a rune shortsword.

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>>12916578
Did you watch the stream? Gura is fucking huge

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>>12916642
I love my giant sharkwife!

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>Eats exactly one strawberry
>Delivers a cute and fun stream through motion sickness
Is she fucking Popeye or something?

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>>12916642
Viking Gura is huge. Worm Gura is small and easy to carry around.

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Did you guys ever thought that Gura is kinda cute? I think about it a lot.

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>>12916868
It keeps me up at night

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>>12916776
it's called having fun

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>>12916776
If Gura lets us into her AC island, do you think someone will put that hat up in her shop?

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consume strawberry

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>>12917173
Stems and all

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>>12902056
>>12909997
good gifs

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>>12914692
I think she mentioned getting frozen chicken tendies once.

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shark on the telly TWICE today!!

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>>12917667
I'm excited

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>>12917667
shark soon shark soon

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I cant watch both streams and am having trouble choosing which one I should watch. I like watching her play rhythm games, but its a shill stream so it will be short and who knows if she'll have fun like she did in Muse Dash. I don't like DMC but she might do SC readings and chat.

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>>12917774

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>>12917214
I'll actually consider that next time i eat some, i assume it doesn't taste too bad if it doesn't bother Gura.

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>>12918139
It's a little crunchy and bitter sometimes, but that never killed anyone.

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Gura is the master of the world you can't deny it

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>>12918139
I've been doing that my whole life. I like the bitter taste, I also used to munch on clover stems. People said they become poisonous at some point, but I've never felt anything from it.

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If gura was in a fighting game what would her kit be like? Would gawr be a form/move, alt color, or different character?

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>>12918501
She'd probably have a lot of water based attacks and would use her trident. Maybe she would summon bloop or a sea of shrimps as an ultimate.

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>>12918501
I'm thinking different character like Filia and Fukua

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>>12918501
i see it like Nago in strive where she changes to Gawr after spilling enough blood

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>>12918413
>People said they become poisonous at some point, but I've never felt anything from it.
An irrelevant amount of cyanide. You'd have to be very small and have a weak constitution to feel any effect.

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>>12918616
So, Gura is in serious danger.

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>>12918616
>You'd have to be very small and have a weak constitution to feel any effect.
GURA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>12918616
>You'd have to be very small and have a weak constitution to feel any effect.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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>>12918616
Gura...

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>>12918616
Pretty sure cyanide is about apple seeds, not strawberry stems. And even then you need to eat several pounds at once to feel anything.

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>>12918957
almonds too

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>>12918501
>what would her kit be like?
pistrix or kira from arcana heart

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wdsdib

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>>12918957
It's in a lot of things. Cabbage even. It's just a regular biological compound. Your diet would have to be almost only greens and fruits to reach any level of concern.

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>>12919305
Because he didn't understand the way of the true nord

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Fauna is currently doing a Gura doodle

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I want to take care of the shark.

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>>12919500
Is that strawberry Gura?

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>>12919571
That's what she's going for

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cuuuute

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>>12919367
>gura bought a ton of fruit and greens and will eat them all quickly because she's afraid they'll spoil
Gura...

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goop goop is streaming today i looked it up she's doing two streams one at 5 and one at 8

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>>12919764
she added the blush right after I posted that

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>>12919773
Fake goop goop poster. He would NEVER look anything up.

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>>12919305
That's exactly how my first Skyrim VR session went, tried to gesture in their face and accidentally slapped someone in Riverwood, and since i didn't know how to put away my "weapon" i had no choice but to kill my way out and reload, i had to look it up to avoid this from happening again.

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>>12919816
Goop goop poster only knows how to type "is goop goop streaming today" and can only read the words "yes" and "no"

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>>12919536
She's eating vegan "chicken" nuggets.
I just want to be her personal chef. Lets get some roasted veggies, grilled mushroom with cheese, panfried butterflied chicken breast. That's what she needs.

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>>12920099
imagine saying you want to be her chef without even knowing she doesn't like cheese

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>>12919816
i find it funny how fan art likes to make gura a baby / small hyper child, meanwhile we get babied by gura every other stream

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>>12920246
Anon...??! Do you watch streams????

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i am going to cook goop goop a double extra large burger

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>>12919765
Gura doesn't even have stomach big enough to fit the amount veggies that could amass enough cyanide concentration to do anything at all.

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>>12920199
Or veggies. None of those for this shark.

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I wonder if Gura

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>>12920246
We are each others babies

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>>12920199
>without even knowing she doesn't like cheese
Yes but she still eats dishes with cheese a lot and likes them.

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>>12920353
yes, gura is wonder

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>>12920353
same desu

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>>12920266
I'm not saying that she isn't a dysfunctional child, I'm just noting how she loves to talk down to us and call use chumbies. And remember that time she hit us with the baby talk?
We don't get (Or atleast i don't see) enough gura talking down to shrimps art, all we have is those screenshots of her munching us plus a very few vore-setup pieces

>captcha: mtgjp
so uhh, how do you guys feel about buying alternate languages for card games

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>>12920199
She likes cheese, but her lactose intolerance doesn't.

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>>12920480
We don't get shrimp in art in general. I blame bloop.

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>>12920480
I get Japanese Pokemon cards all the time

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>>12920371
Can't decide if this is Gura doing stretches or if she is about to hyper kick my skull in.

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>>12920991
Not like she can do either.

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>>12920053
that's not true he can also read the phrase "look at the schedule" and can respond with "i don't want to"

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>>12920199
Didn't she dip her fries in cheese during the taco bell shill stream?

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>>12920991
that's how she pees

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https://files.catbox.moe/dz1860.jpg

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>>12922297
His hand overlapping hers ruins it.

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>>12921064
Mild lactose intolerance is really common. Eating a bit won't bother you unless you're small and have a weak constitution.

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>>12922491
>His
It's supposed to be (You)rs. It's a self insert dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura ever going to stream any Metroid again? She talks a lot about liking the series but seemingly never plays it.

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>>12922661
I don't self-insert. And if I did, I wouldn't overlap her hand because that makes it worse.

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>>12922713
I'll ask her to put it on the schedule next week

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>>12922713
She has explained, multiple times, that she drags out series she likes because she's afraid of running out of games.

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>>12922713
Nintendo perms are retarded and she never requests in time

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>>12922898
They dont need to request ahead of time anymore.

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>>12922898
This isn't true anymore, she just wants to do other stuff first

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>tfw want to sleep, but Gooruh is streaming in 30 min
Coffee it is then.

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>I have to watch on my phone because laptop is doing the stupid shit where restricted mode won't turn off
I'm gonna commit I swear

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Gura's a pretty good singer but Mumei's past few karaokes have convinced me that Mumei has a lot more potential in that regard than Gura does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924069
You've been baiting all day, take a rest, nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

how many of the cockbuds cocks could gura hold at once you say?
two in the nostrils
two in the armpits
two in the cunny and one in the pooper
two inbetween her toes on each foot
two in her ears
three in her mouth
and six across her gills

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924069
Bruh Mumei is good but she isn't that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924069

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924069
I don't see how, Mumei's tone does nothing for me unlike Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924069
Enna mogs the fuck out of both so why does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss when she said "Shaaaark" randomly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924295
Just 1, mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924069
its ok to be wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924069
0sd2h

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924317
Who do the fuck is enna? Some 2viewer?

[Anonymous No.]

>all those replies to obvious bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924069
eh, mumei's song demo she played in her debut is just typical holo autotune crap. i don't think she's any more likely to break out of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924069
Why do you write that in a gura thread.
Everyone does obviously disagree with you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924295
idk, gura's small, but shrimps are also small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924411
Was one of the finalists for holoEN vsinger though they picked IRyS over her most likely because IRyS speaks Japanese and is already in Japan, so Enna went to nijiEN... Big mistake on Cover's part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924445
singing powerlevel baiting is going on in global so guess his posts aren't getting (you)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924466
You sure its not because IRyS mogs her in singing? Sounds like coping to me if you think language and location cancels her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924466
>>12924547
Maybe you guys should go somewhere else to discuss this very important issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924547
I don't think anyone who has listened to Enna could possibly think that was the reason. On the merits of singing alone there has never been a vtuber as talented as Enna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924445
I kind of agree with him. Gura is good but I've accepted her clear limitations. I was blown away with how good Mumei's voice is. Didn't expect that at all.

[Anonymous No.]

wow, only 2k waiting? that is unusually low

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924755
all US time zones are still at work

[Anonymous No.]

Not gonna miss the DMC stream this time baby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924724
You aren't subtle.
>>12924699
>>/scam/

[Anonymous No.]

Good ol tribalism and numberfagging. It's like I'm in global!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924724
Wait is it really that good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924347
Western culture makes it harder to make cute noises like that unironically. Gura's too self-conscious about being cringe in that way, sadly. The recent VR stream was nice though as being put out of her comfort zone seemed to lead to a lot more cute noises than usual, she was doing it a lot that stream. Bu-bu-ba-bas and hu-hu-ha-has and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924724
Bruh, take your owl worship somewhere else then

[Anonymous No.]

Cute shark soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>ame has the best variety in song choice
>Ina has the best taste in song choice
>calli scratches my edgy teen itch
>gura has my heart and soul
>haven't listened to the rest
Unless theres a holo who sings 70s/80s prog rock gura will always be the best karaoke in my view

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924724
mumei is not even close to guras talent and you know it

[Anonymous No.]

Animal Crossing stream next week confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924862
It's cringe in Japanese too, we're just insulated from the people who find it cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924987
did Ina just say that in her stream or did another EN's schedule just drop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924960
Nah Mumei is probably less experienced at singing and also held back since she was intentionally keeping the volume down by her own admission and couldn't sing at full power but you can tell she has way more potential than Gura does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924995
The difference is there's an otaku and kawaii subculture there that embraces it and gives it space to exist. There's no 'culture of cuteness' in the West like there is in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925065

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924987
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925102
There is such a subculture, you just naturally shun those people because you've been more exposed to them in real life. Japanese people shun their "otaku subculture" in the exact same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925065
yeah, yeah kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925065
Are you THAT bored, retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924960
I know Moomers is better. Gura is old and busted anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925102
>There's no culture in the West
No need to waste words anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925065
Sorry but the official ranking disagrees with you.

Official hololive singer rankings:

Moona > IRyS > Kiara (Limiters off) > Gura > Suisei > Sora > AZKi > Baelz > Risu > Aki > Matsuri > Towa > Reine > Aqua > Okayu > Fubuki > Nene > Mumei > Ina > Subaru > Kronii > Watame > Fauna > Kiara (Limiters on) > Mio > Mori > Korone > Haachama > Ollie > Amelia > Sana > Anya > Noel > Everyone I can't be bothered to mention

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925216

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925216

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925065
>she has way more potential
Even if that were true it literally doesn't matter, none of these girls will ever put in the blood, sweat, and tears necessary to reach their potential. They have no incentive to. The money they make is not dependent on how well they sing but how good they are at ensnaring the hearts of lonely men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925065
>>12925216
>barely 25k people watching her karaoke
pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

Didn’t take that many posts to really put himself huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12924833
they always come here after getting btfo'd in global

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925240
oh look its the moona faggot
still as delusional as ever
also nice bait with kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925278
I'm watching Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925156
>There is such a subculture
I'd be okay with Gura saying she wants to glomp us

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925278
While not even having one seventh of Gura's subs. Moomers is better.

[Anonymous No.]

Shut the fuck up niggers Gura's live!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925374
you are moonafag-tier delusional

[Anonymous No.]

Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925354
Moona is a true idol. Nobody in hololive can compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925354
I support the moona faggot. Gura ain't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925374
Guras first karaoke had 120k live viewers at a time where she not even had 500k subs but nice cope

[Anonymous No.]

>Hatsune Miku is Gura's wife.
Better not tell Shion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925272
True.

[Anonymous No.]

Will Gura finally become Miku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925505
That was before the viewer bug, idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>getting cucked by Hatsune Miku
Not even mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925464
ABAYUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925505
And she has been dropping lower and lower ever since. You are making my point for me: Gura is old and busted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925464
why is all the best gura porn of catgirl gura
besides that creampie mp4 of course

[Anonymous No.]

So this is 100% "totally not sponsored trust me guys" right?

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi fucking gay i hate it

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't hatsune miku 16 years old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925632
Sponsor streams are legally required to be disclosed, Cover isn't gonna fuck around on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925532
cope even harder
>>12925597
and she still gets more viewers than any other holo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925464
oh nyooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925632
No it's sponsored, the tweet had #ad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925121
*inhales deeply*

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is it with the amount of bait in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925674
Only because a lot of her viewers are Japanese. If you fixed viewer bug Mumei would beat her but she doesn't get many Japanese viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925668
>he thinks corporations follow laws.
fuckin retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925632
In case you were blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925674
Trend if your friend, and it's not looking good for old and busted Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925748
>>12925788
yeah, yeah keep the cope coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925670
too old

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925514
Gura has many wives and thousands of husbands (all me).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925823
You are eating up whine "karaoke" now. It's not me who's coping here, clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

Is sound fucky for you too? It cuts out

[Anonymous No.]

this is your brain on being a condom purchasing machine

[Anonymous No.]

Wish of this Songbird > Reflect

https://youtu.be/BD6-Jjovz-o
https://youtu.be/BD6-Jjovz-o
https://youtu.be/BD6-Jjovz-o

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925670
Fucking hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925102
true, western women are pushed to be yass queen savage bad bitches at all times, it's fucking nauseating

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925879
>n-no u
lol

[Anonymous No.]

Wait this is mobashit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925823
Nigger replying to the number bait, assuming you're not the same dude falseflagging, stop feeding the troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925765
Right because I use twitter like a fucking faggot outside of liking Gura porn and liking all her tweets without reading them.
It doesnt say its an ad anywhere on youtube and she didnt say that its sponsored in the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to discord niggers you fucking retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925953
No it's a typical gacha rhythm game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925953
In which universe is this MOBA for you? lmao
You mean gacha shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925944
I lol at your sad copes when old and busted Gura comes out with same songs over and over and still fucks it up or tries memeshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>he’s getting drowned out in Global from the overlap so he comes here to drop his diarrhea on the floor
pretty sad honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>people other than gura talking over miku singing
Trash game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925976
>Not reading Gura's tweets
Sounds like you're the faggot here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925888
Yea the audio is pretty fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926034
and now he seethes
haha, too easy

[Anonymous No.]

Gura what the fuck? You fucked your audio setup again? It hurts physically

[Anonymous No.]

Arrived on my doorstep the exact minute the stream started.

[Anonymous No.]

>getting perfect scores while playing eyes closed

s-sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>open gura stream
>PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT
>keep stream open

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926094
>desperate projections continue
It changes nothing: Gura is old and busted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926060
I agree, I like the songs but.. Why do they have to talk.
Probably there's an option for disable that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925981
>>12925984
I'm retarded.
I thought moba was short for mobile games.

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH CUTE MOAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926158
keep telling yourself that if it helps you sleep at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926249
that's mobage

[Anonymous No.]

>Gacha game runs like fucking dogshit
NOOOOOOO WAY!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926249
you arent wrong, the term is mobage

[Anonymous No.]

meido if you're going to delete nsfw delete off topic

[Anonymous No.]

What a snort

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926261
I don't need this. You need this.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what her heart rate is right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926249
I can understand that, (japanese) mobile games are often shortened to mobage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926111
It seems like it's whatever device she's playing on or its connection to her PC that's fucking up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926314
Me on the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

what is miku holding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926302
Others have done streams of this fine, it's an issue on Gura's end.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like we are witnessing a live viewer negative record for gura today

[Anonymous No.]

>>12925897
I have to admit, after listening to it it is better than Reflect

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926386
my cock

[Anonymous No.]

I can't watch this, it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926249
Moba = multiuser online battle area, and they're all terrible. Also, Gura would hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926314
Me on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926343
Now you sound like a toddler. Just stop its getting sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926463
Fix your audio

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926398
Right because just because other peoples game runs ok it means the game is perfect.
Remember PUBG and all the people saying the game ran great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926404
Not that much of an achievement.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I can't listen to this. Hurts my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926463
Gura... your shilling reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926401
>unscheduled gacha shill outside her timeslot
>while Ina is streaming for the first time in a week and Ame is doing a karaoke
Not really that shocking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926511
i'm stuck working, what's the problem today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926542
Game audio is stuttering, her mic audio is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926482
It got sad a while ago when Gura stopped even pretending to try. Like she's doing right now, live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926534
I see why she didn't even announce a time for this at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry gura...i can't watch this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926534
Also sound is borked. She really should have tested properly before the stream, kind of surprised she didn't for a sponsored stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926572
>he has to deflect to a completely karaoke unrelated stream now
just bury yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926401
Her audio is megascuffed, it literally unlistenable.

[Anonymous No.]

she must be so stressed right now... guwah......

[Anonymous No.]

My gooruh...

[Anonymous No.]

Audioschizos, what can be done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926534
She probably tried to stream over Ame on purpose because they are fighting lately.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

Welp, she's stuck because of Guided Access locking up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926682
has nothing to do with it, even before the stream not only 3k were waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926723
Play a different game

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys think her heart rate monitor would be reading right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926723
the last time i had a situation at a show where the audio was unsalvageable we pulled the plug and rescheduled the show for two days later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926658
It started with her singing, therefore every karaoke is on topic. Gura is old and busted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926754
It has everything to do with it, you can see people leaving the stream, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand the people saying the audio is not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926723
Gura should be spanked. It's always the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes Gura, talk about literally anything else besides reading this visual novel shit.

[Anonymous No.]

It's days like today when I really wish this board had ids

[Anonymous No.]

>barely woke up in time
>as usual, no preparation
What keeps her negligent like this? embarrassing in front of a sponsor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926830
>max live viewer count is 6.9 according to holostats
>count right now is 6.8
you are wrong

[Anonymous No.]

This is even worse than Kronii's shill stream.

[Anonymous No.]

On the bright side, maybe this will stop all the sponsored garbage for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926845
My $1000 headphone can't stand this

[Anonymous No.]

So here is a question.... why was the TBD if its a sponsored stream? Like there is literally no way she didnt know what the stream would be if it was a sponsor.
I just dont see the point other than make trying to get people excited for it without letting them know its just a gacha shit stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926979
we can hope

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently something involving TT happened again, hence why so much newshitters and tourists today suddenly

[Anonymous No.]

IOS is shit

[Anonymous No.]

This lazy brat needs to be taught some discipline

[Anonymous No.]

How hard is it for Cover to have 1(one) fucking tech guy on standby considering EN has problems every 2nd stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927000
You sure are rich, paying 2k for a pair.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weird if I don't want to take the shirt/mousepad out of the wrapper because I don't want to mess them up?
Gura would probably want me to wear it, but I only have the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927054
Me on the left

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't even get 10k CCV
Time to get a new oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927016
Might've still been negotiating the terms/date of the sponsorship.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926979
>multimillion dollar corporation funded by the goodwill of fans alone
>force girls to shill gacha shit to your fans
good job Cover...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926979
she barely does sponsor anon, that's the thing. the least she could do is make preparation an hour prior

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927059
Extremely hard. Ame has to do it, and she's unavailable now.

[Anonymous No.]

>IOS
dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12926830
Max viewers rose to 7k+
what are you talking about you stupid nigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>Stops playing
>Viewership goes up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927059
stop blaming Cover, that's on gura for being stupid

[Anonymous No.]

Well, keeping a physical copy of a game is better than music CD because games remastered or remade 5-10 years from now are edited and censored for modern times so you'll never get the same game again when digital because they usually delist it. Keeping physical media is better in the long run anyway because of the incoming all digital future that can alter them down the line for whatever reason.

Also, Gura wants a pet rat. Bae, watchout!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927131
doing tech support is in gura's own talent manager's job description.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927166
Yeah, after she switched the game off.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have an iphone, what is her problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927199
She actually meant rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927192
I'm just here for her chatting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927119
>prep schizo is convinced something that went wrong despite going righgt1000 times went wrong because muh prep
Just fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927211
Clearly that isn't true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927224
The problem is that she has an iphone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927192
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it so hard to restart iOS? I'll never own an Apple product so i have no idea what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927224
It's an iphone. That's 90% of the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927262
her manager ignores that duty, yes, but it is literally in the job description.

https://archive.md/O5ZLK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927246
You should take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927107
Sponsor streams pay out way more than they'd ever get in super chats, mostly to the talents themselves. Yeah it's kind of annoying to do them but I doubt the girls resent them, Gura probably got a 5-6 figure check just for this stream alone before any SC or anything else are factored in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927300
She's locked into the app

[Anonymous No.]

It's cute how Gura asks her chat for troubleshooting advice instead of just googling for help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927300
It's because of the guided access shit locking her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927246
kill yourself for tolerating such laziness

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927341
>6 figure
nyooo way, probably low 5 figures

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927341
We don't know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>be me clipper watcher
>get shamed by /vt/ for it
>finally tune into a gura stream
>she spends 40 minutes troubleshooting configurations that should have been figured out hours before
Does this happen to JP as well? What a fucking waste of my time, so unprofessional

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927343
Why can you lock yourself into the app with no way to unlock?

[Anonymous No.]

Man it's fucking bait central today. I'm ashamed to see this is what euro hours are like, as an euro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927341
>Sponsor streams pay out way more than they'd ever get in super chats
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927441
She mentioned Guided Access or something, and that was malfunctioning. Not sure what that is either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927430
JPs have their scuff too, but EN has been plagued by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927384
You don’t give a shit either, don’t pretend like you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927430
ooh he mixed it up this time, sasuga baitfaggot-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927506
because they don't prepare faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927485
ame and ina had good streams and the shitposts in global got drowned out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927576
So the key to streaming success is to prepare the faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

Teamates are ruining global again...can I stay here to talk about guwa cute?

[Anonymous No.]

At least the audio seems much better now. Can't say the same about the quality of the bait here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927576
Faggots like you prepare themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927528
Speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck, did Miku just fix the audio?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927530
Literally my first time ITT, get bent faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927631
You'd rather talk than watch her stream?

[Anonymous No.]

UNTZ shork

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927631
No, we don't talk about Gura anymore, we have moved on to our new goddess Enna Alouette.

[Anonymous No.]

WITNESS, PROBLEMS FIX THEMSELVES OUT IF YOU PRAY HARD ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, I don't give a fuck about the story, just play some songs...

[Anonymous No.]

>She's gonna get ra- lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927623
>no answer, be grammar nazi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927719
She literally has to do this. The worst part of these sponsored streams is they arent allowed to say or do what they want with the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>dad
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks to Gura's impeccable prep, the aduio problem solved itself!

[Anonymous No.]

>all these new ips suddenly
go back discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927802
Indeed, I asked you a question.

[Anonymous No.]

>these shitty insignificant characters have better rigging than Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927631
Do you not see the schizos spamming muh pre/muh numbers/muh better singer bait every 3rd post here?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927889
Everybody has better rigging than Gura. It's her quirk at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927889
But 0 the soul.
>error
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927943
me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

ON NYOOO THE GACHA GAME BROKE AGAIN!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Good game Sega

[Anonymous No.]

Gura didn’t prepare the Miku servers before the stream, she’s so lazy…

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927943
Me in the bottom left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927863
What is the answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>She hard blushed at that girl catching her breath
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928027
42

[Anonymous No.]

>>12927889
The majority of 2views have better rigging. Obviously a professionally developed video game is going to.

[Anonymous No.]

Are these all Miku songs or are there other vocaloid songs?
Sorry for being ignorant, I can't tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928065
Good, if you know the answer, don't ask. Lazy ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Lost that retry battle but at least the game seems to be playing normally now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928169
I'm like Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

God Hatsune Miko songs are awful, I don't understand how people can listen to this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928221
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928221
I think i've liked two of them at some point, no idea which ones though.

[Anonymous No.]

This gacha shit is making me more excited for the real stream later at least....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928221
i am just here for the shark

[Anonymous No.]

>forcing shark to play with a group that isn't miku
Why did they do this to her

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants to be sexually assaulted by Calli.

[Anonymous No.]

At least they gave her 90k gems to roll gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she only getting C ranks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928344
But Calli is only interested in raping jap shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

KEK, didn't download for the gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928379
>requires a download
Guess we're not seeing that, lucky enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928221
Vocaloid songs sound weird in general, they're just waiting to be covered by a real human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928221
I used to think the same but after watching Gura play Project DIVA all these times I kinda grow used to them and like them more.
Some of them are pretty good tho, like Teo or Senbonzakura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928382
The game limits how high your rank can get until you level up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928390
plot twist, Gura is a little boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928382
Score in these gacha rhythm games also depends on your gacha characters, their levels, and their temperament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928382
Better characters = more multipliers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928382
Better characters give you more points for the same actions. aka, incentive to roll the gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

migu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928382
You literally need to pay for better ranks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928466
Put me in line right after Calli then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928382
Your skill doesn't matter, only how much money you pump into the game.

[Anonymous No.]

how has she not figured out the correct sync yet it takes like 20 seconds maximum

[Anonymous No.]

gura's voice sounds almost VR lvl cute tonight

[Anonymous No.]

What is Gura doing under the screen, chumkeks??

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928683
singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928639
She's gotta be doing it on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928683
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928683
Licking Hatsune Miku's vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928683
She has a cookie

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I think HoloMyth could do a good cover of Blessing. Well, based on the few hums from Gura that is. I'd worry a little about Ame though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928221
Miku songs have more soul than a ningen singing the same song

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928639
the games fps keeps dropping you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>having to pay to complete the song

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>gura using gorbs before DMC4

[Anonymous No.]

Good lord mobile games are pure shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928811
That's only if you miss too many notes and run out of life.

[Anonymous No.]

this sucks, next game

[Anonymous No.]

Is gura gay?

[Anonymous No.]

yeah, for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928836
I'll never understand gacha games

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928890
Yes. For herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928862
Yea I wish she would have let us know it was a sponsored gacha stream so i didnt make room for it in my schedule today honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928862
>>12928835
>Soulless NPCs

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a child predator.

[Anonymous No.]

This game is soulless

[Anonymous No.]

is Gura a lolicon?

[Anonymous No.]

Mobile rhythm games are a completely different beast compared console/PC rhythm games. I am absolute shit at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928965
hot

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>>12927016
>I just dont see the point other than make trying to get people excited for it
She's pulled this same exact shit before, remember the Scarlet Nexus shill stream? She made a big deal of hyping that up the week before it happened.

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>>12928944
They appeal to people with gambliing additions by triggering certain parts of their brain to get them addicted. There are certain designs patters and colors that are scientifically engineered to appeal to retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929046
she's just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929042
>Gura is a child predator
>I'm a child predator
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928969
Just don't watch it, watch VODs if you need to adjust your schedule for a vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

how many damn vocaloids are there

[Anonymous No.]

bros... I have green eyes. Will Gura like me if I become a tranny?

[Anonymous No.]

ok gooruh, that's 3,151 seconds. billing quarter hours, that rounds up to an hour, so you can end the stream now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929096
Ok Mr. unemployed faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929133
More like work from home. Sucks for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929113
nobody would like you if you became a tranny

[Anonymous No.]

Green-eyed girls are Gura's weakness, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>loli (child)
>shark (predator)
>literal child predator

Holy shit I'm slow for just getting this, her whole character is a pedo joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929057
Yea I especially hate the flick notes on these mobile rhythm games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929068
No, that hype was because she thought Reflect would be announced then, but something pushed it back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928969
Anon, wake up, you've been trapped in the basement for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929157
>work from home
every time I see someone say this they mean they are on government assistance for being a lazy faggot.

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https://us.tobiidynavox.com/blogs/support-articles/what-is-guided-access-and-can-i-use-it-to-lock-down-my-ipad
So from my understanding of this she uses guided access to avoid a yab like showing her homescreen?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, do Wah Wah please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928969
How did you make room in your schedule for a stream she didn't announce until the twitter post today, letting you know that it was a gacha ad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929193
Cope faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929193
NTA but my sister works from home and makes 200k bucks a year. Stop being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929215
it's probably something the publisher did and then fedexed her the device.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929215
Yea this isnt new information at all.
>>12929232
anon.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928969
oh nyo my precious schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929247
NTA but I work from home and make 7000 billion elks a minute and you are clearly the bigger faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929247
What's her onlyfans?

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, gura is bad at the game.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, maybe you guys shittalking the game have a point. That p2w shit is annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929173
You are a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929193
Just because you're a jobless neet doesn't mean that everyone else is.

[Anonymous No.]

im trying to follow along but i dont know any vocaloid songs or any of these characters yet all i know is gura cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929292
Don't you clowns agonize vocally when Gura fails to upload it?

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>>12928969
Having my schedule cleared for this but it being a shill stream meant I got to listen to all of Ame's unarchived karaoke, so it worked out for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929193
>He didn't get into tech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929390
It's the nature of gacha games. Either they are pay to win, or play (a lot) to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929399
Just like gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929458
Hi there pajeet!

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>>12929426
I dunno about the others but I just return to my hobbies until she posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929361
I get the feeling she just gave up on this stream after all the tech problems and is just killing time to fill the designated shill hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929438
nice I should have done that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929477
A pajeet couldn't do my job. I'm the guy that they call when everyone sets the repo on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

i cant rhythm game, even watching her my eyes dont work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929533
Every pajeet ever says this about himself.

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>>12929458
>He complains about being poor but refuses to get a job that pays anything
>>12929533
Its funny how every "tech guy" on the internet is the most important tech guy to ever exist and is only called when there is a nuclear fallout and the entire world is dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>gacha

[Anonymous No.]

Gacha rythm games are fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>stressing over 40Mb

Cute

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929561
Sure, but at least I'm not the one going outside.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura really isnt very good at pretending to be excited about Gacha but shes a lot better than Ame at it lol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gacha rhythm game, wtf why?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929779
Because people like Gura exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929779
Everything has to be a gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929779
She also shilled Bandori a couple months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>"We'll crush them with our singing."
lol shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929779
If it exists, there is a gacha of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929779
If it exists, there's a gacha of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929798
I wish we could get a watchalong of this with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Does Shionyo count as a 'green-eyed girl'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12929779
$$$

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>>12929876
>>12929886
hivemind

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, Len. You're not Gura's favorite. She only likes small girls or green-eyed girls.

[Anonymous No.]

The staple of all gacha shit:
50 different ways to level up your characters in confusing ways, so you are encouraged to spend more money

[Anonymous No.]

kagamine rin is by far the most sexually attractive vocaloid

[Anonymous No.]

What a horribly designed ranking system for a rhythm game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12928221
Yeah, 95% of vocaloid songs would be strictly better as instrumentals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930139
Welcome to Gacha, home of the Gacha, can I take your order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HATpOha7DFg
here's the 5%

[Anonymous No.]

What would Gura do if you sneaked up behind her and gently lay your balls upon her head

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what's happening, but Gura is cute, which makes me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

I just don't see the point of making a rhythm game have gacha system other than $$$. I like the songs though.

[Anonymous No.]

Are vocaloids the proto-vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Gura play with her eyes closed

[Anonymous No.]

vocaloid songs are instrumental. a vocaloid is a software synthesizer instrument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930336
She's that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930274
I'm just glad we have a proper Miku rhythm game on android. Will probably pick this up when it officially releases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930336
To flex her skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930336
In case you're being serious, she said earlier she's looking down at the ipad and that's why it's showing her eyes closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930274
People like to collect PNGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930274
Collecting pictures is nice I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a worse singer than Ina imo

[Anonymous No.]

Gura reminds me of my daughter

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>>12929808
Gura wont play this shit. She literally lies about liking gacha for sponsors idk how you dont know this by now.

[Anonymous No.]

Mitchie M's songs are some of the more listenable songs for me.

[Anonymous No.]

hand cam when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930566
Never, the glove would impair her ability to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930479
She definitely used to play Bandoori, but probably never spent any money on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Ina is a worse singer than Ame imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930612
feet cam then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930470
>>12930627
Anons are posting garbage imo.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a NTR streamer

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to download the game using Gura's links! Especially if you feel bad about not being able to sub or supacha, this is a completely free way to support her.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do chumbuds like gura but hate all her genmates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930715
I will not download the Miku game. I will, however, look up porn of the characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930774
Fuck off Teamate I love her genmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930800
Thank you for your support

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930774
We love Gura and all of her friends here. Here's your (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930774
I don't hate them, I simply don't care about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930774
I also like her genmates as well, I just don't watch them unless it's a collab/special event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930823
Watch Baelz maybe you will like her (in 32 minutes)

https://youtu.be/XRP2MvvRzX0
https://youtu.be/XRP2MvvRzX0
https://youtu.be/XRP2MvvRzX0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930845
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

If you did your japanese reps, you would know what she said, Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930863
Watch Yura then https://youtu.be/h3fgGgvKSrA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930774
why are you the biggest faggot on earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930845
>links gacha shit
yea... no thanks
Also balls isnt her genmate retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Weird thread today

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930909
They are both genmates within holoEN idiot

[Anonymous No.]

Last song is World is Mine. Good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930924
A lot of tourists since global is absolute shit today

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930924
Gacha shit will do that.
>>12930929
Go back to your discord teamate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930774
Calli is a bit too urban for my ears. I like Ina and Ame bullying Teamate prostates whenever she rage quits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930774
>but hate all her genmates?
I only watch HoloMyth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930929
That's... not what genmate means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930987
They both belong to the English generation of vtubers within hololive

[Anonymous No.]

shes so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931000
Does that make all of JP genmates too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931000
There is so much wrong with that statement

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931045
Only if they came out in the same generation. For example botan is genmates with nene but not with pekora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931000
That's branch, not generation retard. Please learn English before doubling down on shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931084
Just like how Gura and Bae didn't come out as part of the same generation, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931000
It's called the English branch within which the generations Myth, Hope, and Council exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930929
Here let me spell it out for you:
Gura is in HoloMyth, the first GENeration of HoloEN
Baeis is in HoloCouncil, the second GENeration of HoloEN
They are a part of the same branch, but they are part of different generations, and thus are not Genmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931000
Fuck off Omega, Gura is EN1, Baelz is EN2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931141
&IRyS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931217
I didn't mention Irys because the conversation is about Gura and Bae

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931000
Gen stands for Generation. Gura, Ame, Calli, Kiara, and Ina are from the same Generation. They are Genmates. HololiveEN(1).

Irys is in her own Generation.
ENGen2 (Despite what the company is trying to meme, that there are no generations in HololiveEN, are wrong) contains all the newbies.

The shark is not in the same generation as the rat, therefore not a genmate. They are in the same 'branch' however, which is the HoloEN branch. I think 'Branch' was the term you meant to use. Not 'Genmate'.

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>>12931099
The difference is that EN doesn't have numbered gens. They're all in the same generation. Kind of like how Sora & Suisei are in the same generation despite debuting at different times.

[Anonymous No.]

Take it to global faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>they're still going

[Anonymous No.]

I bet the fact she has to level up to get higher scores drives her fucking crazy but she can't say anything because of the sponsorship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931273
Then what does Myth, Hope, and Council mean to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931322
I mean Gura was in UmiSEA with Aqua but that doesn't make them genmates. Being in a unit together =/= being genmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12930800
90% of what you're getting is gay shit from the 4 dudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931273
They have named gens. Myth, Hope, and Council.

[Anonymous No.]

In 80 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty_w5XDmFmE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty_w5XDmFmE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty_w5XDmFmE

[Anonymous No.]

Gura made sure to escape from this game as fast as possible. Such a quick goodbye

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931255
I know, I just like adding &IRyS

[Anonymous No.]

Thank god thats over.
Excited for DMC so we can actually get the real Gura and not paid shill Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

this VOD has the potential to be the worst one on her channel view count wise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931287
Hololive Global is not genmates with /ggg/. They are in the same branch, or 'board' however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931355
They explicitly called Project Hope a generation in the official press release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931373
What the hell is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931428
How can she be in a generation by herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931378
Yeah, she was definitely frustrated with it for a few different reasons. Cute Miku can only go so far if the stream and the game are scuffed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931378
She’s not going to do her 100 goodbyes on a shill stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931273
They're just named instead of numbered dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931388
&IRyS featuring IRyS from the Project Hope series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931398
She got paid for it, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

im gura

[Anonymous No.]

My wife was cute this stream! We'll see her again soon too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931273
fuck off omega no one cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931462
how come there was no collab ban between myth & council then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931443
Just like how Suisei and Sora debuted at different times and are in the same generation, IRyS and future HoloEN VSinger debuts will be in the Hope generation of the English branch assuming there will ever be any more in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931481
I love you Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931501
there was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931481
Please vore me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931443
IRyS is perfect so she doesn't need genmates

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931501
There was memoryholechama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931481
I'm Spartacus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931501
You are doing this on purpose aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931541
I'm Cortana

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931273
hot damn, this is the best bait i've seen here in months

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931483
Take your meds, she's my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931481
Let me lick your armpits, I need your pheromones

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931501
There was one, but Gura found a loophole by pressing COVER to define what constitutes a collab. It's only a collab if they're voice chatting, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931511
Mori is more of a Vsinger than Irys has been so I guess the Cover subsidy isn't doing much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931481
I'm the last chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931586
sasuga same-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931481
LET ME IN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931582
this but sniff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931483
>>12931579
Not sure why I replied to myself like that, but both these posts are me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931586
Then how come Polka got suspended for showing up in IRyS' stream on MC before her collab ban was up

[Anonymous No.]

HololiveRU branch, Generation 1 when?
Imagine a squad of cute siberian tiger catgirl vtubers, modeled after Botan.

[Anonymous No.]

ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931620
That's just a rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931460
She never does on shill streams and also never leaves an after stream chat message. That won’t stop retarded shitposters though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931620
lol link please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931619
t. me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931460
when is she gonna do this again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931646
This is a Gura thread, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura permanently horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931743
Gura did talk about other potential VR games in her Skyrim stream, so hopefully next schedule cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I make anti posts about Gura just because it makes me happy to see people defend her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931790
Because I permanently edge her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931791
I wanna see her do beat saber in 3D swimsuit model like matsuri did

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1459307819761643525

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931743
>>12931791
I'm not expecting it, but I really hope she does a VR karaoke someday. Her singing with the Index mic would sure be something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931831
Stop being a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931751

>>12931831
Based security researcher anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931867
Imagine Gura in a school swimsuit with a swim ring.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife will be back in an hour!

[Anonymous No.]

reclining

[Anonymous No.]

>>12932317
Tell your wife to hurry or she might miss out on watching my wife, Gawr Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12932364

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit. XL sized shirts are starting to get too small for mebecause of reps. I have no hope for fitting into JP-XL Gura shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think Gura ever masturbates

[Anonymous No.]

>>12932636
Yes, and often

[Anonymous No.]

>>12932636
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12932636
To lolis yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12932636

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12932636
yes we do it together

[Anonymous No.]

>>12931881
There's a soundpost version of this, but apparently I didn't save it

[Anonymous No.]

Why would anyone sponsor Baelz lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>12932834
I think you are lost. Thankfully, I'm a very nice person and willing to help you out >>12931467

[Anonymous No.]

>>12932636
i don't think people who don't masturbate even exist

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to superchat Gura and remind her of all the chumbuds that have died between now and her debut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12933007
Ina wasn't allowed to masturbate since she grew up in a strict Asian household and I doubt she even knows how at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>12933087
My wife, Gura, and I will teach her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12933087
Anyone with internet access eventually stumble into the 18+, even more so if they have online friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12932406
Gura is my wife though

[Anonymous No.]

Gura vores chumbuds that misbehave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12933087
Are you implying that some parents come up to their kids and say "yeah its okay please go ahead and masturbate"?
Oh course she did it behind her parents backs
all kids do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12933463
And Gura vores shrimps that are good and behave well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12933630
Yeah, some parents don’t care that they do it and just have a talk with their kids about it. And then some are strict as fuck and say you’ll grow hair on your palms

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with Gura so bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12933862
HOW bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12933782
I remember my dad found my porn collection when I was a teenager and he sat me down and confronted me about it. I made up some really dumb excuse which obviously he didn't believe and I knew even at the time he didn't believe but still couldn't find it in me to go "yeah, that's my porn" so I stuck with it, but he was mostly cool with it and just said that I should not go pushing that shit on my younger brother (which I had no intention of doing, but apparently his older brother did that kinda shit to him when he was younger so he wanted to make sure I didn't do the same I guess)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12933782
Not caring and letting kid figure it out themselves is one thing
acknowledging and going straight up into kid's face with it is fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12933899
I can't stop thinking about it, I'm constantly fantasizing about manhandling her tiny body and turning her into my personal onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12933995
Hang in there chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

Um chumbuds, I raged a little hard on dmc4 hard mode. I made a giant hole by bashing my head against the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>12934171
Kylebud…

[Anonymous No.]

>>12934171
Just plug your head in the wall, that'll fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12934171
is your wall okay, bud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12933782
My dad would occasionally call me after I got home from school while he was still at work and ask if I was looking at porn. Even if I was I would just lie and say no.

[Anonymous No.]

look at them cheeks