/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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SUPER NENECHI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSAtuOuWmMw
Lunchtime stream in 3 hours
You will be there anon right?

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>>1302998
Wouldn't miss it for the world.

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How can I become as cool as Nene?

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Redpill me on the Nene. What's so super about her?

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nene

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I love Nene!

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>>1303107
by drinking 3 jugs of water a day

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>>1302998
Of course! Did you tweet your talk topics to her?

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>>1303110
You're in luck, she made a song to teach the world! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LwOuJnnVTs

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How did Nene become so popular? I remember her being the least popular around her debut. Though she’s always had a dedicated following on this site

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>>1302998
Unnumbered husband reporting in

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>>1308629
Ahh I can't wait for my official husband number. Though it's going to be a while.

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>>1303110
she is as adorable as an idol can get and she always sees the silver lining in any situation.
She also does silly little things like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppvq_WEU7P4

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>>1306460
NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE

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>>1308385
She got a new costume, the stream of her unveiling got around 100k live viewers, people tuned in and saw how cute she is

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>>1308385
You say "so popular" but isn't she the 5th gen with the fewest subscribers? I think she's doing great but with each successive generation, it's almost expected that new Holos will do very well.

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Is it just me or has Nene been coughing more often?

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>>1303110
Her design seems to hard carry her. See >>1309288

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>>1309743
Yeah I gave her my cold bro
sorry about that

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>>1309743
she's probably just sick

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>>1309743
She's been fighting pollen for a while and just got over a cold shortly before her birthday.

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>>1309753
I don't think so. I don't really buy that a design can hard carry any vtuber beyond maybe Gura but that was also the newfag wave of EN that caused it. If the girl isn't entertaining and cute to some degree, the design isn't likely to magically endear them to you. See oppai loli Anya not working out

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>>1309743
Pollen allergy sucks.

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RATE NENE'S ENGLISH

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>>1310227
As someone who grew up with Asian immigrants her pronounciation isn’t bad

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>>1309889
It was the opposite for Nene, she is funny and full of energy but her outfit was a debuff (sorry, I know a bunch of people here liked it).

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I love Nenechi but the English shit Hololive is doing is very cringe

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>>1310227
impossibly cute/10

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>>1310227

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>>1310227
doesnt like vegetables/10

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>>1310227
I like it but I hope she doesn't pander the EOPs too much and alienate her JP viewers

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>>1310370
Eventually, she'll learn about sexy foreign guys

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>>1310285
I found her design upper-mid tier among the Holos prior to her redesign. She always had a cute face and hairstyle but the new outfit pushes her entire design to high tier.

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>>1310290
Don't take it as a company policy, the different streamers are just doing what they want. Nene has been thanking English superchats in English for a while now and will throw out small bits of English during streams. It's not new.

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Nene still talking about TaoTao, so what is its status?

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>>1310638
Yeah that's true
I just hope it doesn't get to Haato level of pandering

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>>1310677
Her home planet...?

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>>1310726
Yes but wasn't it removed from her bio with the redesign? So it wasn't just erased then.

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>>1310770
No you dumb dumb
Are you seriously taking the bios seriously in the first place

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>>1310227
Too goddamn cute for me

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>>1310626
I wouldn't say her original design was terrible but the rigging on top of her eventual personality development just didn't match up. The best thing beyond the new outfit design is she can actually be expressive with the 2D.

>>1310770
I guess it isn't written out entirely but they put more focus on her idol career stuff.

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>>1310690
Haato can do a solo English stream and fully converse with an EOP chat. Nene is quite far from that. She did the stream to TL her greetings to English and Spanish but she doesn't even use them.

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>>1310866
>I wouldn't say her original design was terrible but the rigging on top of her eventual personality development just didn't match up.
Yea, that whole Chinese part of the original lore just did not make sense. And she never played along with it.

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>>1310874
She used English translated greeting in the Oriends concert.

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>>1311011
It wasn't Chinese lord but Kagura based theme

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Guys
Imagine an AquaNene collab.
Would they both forget?

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>>1308385
Her reputation precedes her.
She's too lovable.

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nene is a dork!

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>>1311112
>Imagine
Nene helps out with Akukin

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>>1311031
Yes and maybe once on her own stream. Not never but the point is that she is hardly bending her streams to get EOPs. Most of her pandering of any kind is in her superchat reading which is the correct place for it. It's how we got the husband collection and stuff like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57rCc2RThtg

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>>1311209
Thus we can sit back and enjoy the good times

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>>1310866
>>1311011
Didn't she initially end her sentences with -aru a bunch? That's a stereotypical verbal tic given to anime characters who come from China. That being said while I love her new costume it doesn't reallt play into her alien/isekai (??) lore that much either.

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>>1311209
i love how she pronounced 'Guru' as 'Gura' in her ねー語

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>>1311319
She loves Gintama so she was trying to be Kagura. It's just that it wasn't really working for her so she was moving away from it starting with the aru.

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>>1311319
Yeah, whether that Mio fortune telling had something to do with it or she wanted to drop it herself, the -aru dropped off after a month or two.

I'd take it she realized something with >>1311445 and took her redesign and song as a reaffirmation of herself. Like her original lore and design was some Chinese/alien/isekai/idol mix while her current material is heavily based on how she's been acting on her own.

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>>1308385
Nene is proof that 'just be yourself' has worked for at least one person.

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>>1311690
Nene is probably the only person that being a autistic chuunibyou retard actually works

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>>1311319
Instead, we get Nene being Nene.

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English-only Mario stream when? I think she's able to pull one off and get crazy incline like Korone's. Don't know if she has enough vocabs to keep people entertain like Korone though.

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>>1308629
>>1308734
Will there be a #1 husband though?

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>>1312549
I wonder if they'll be assigned chronologically based on purchase time or random generated out of the total number of birthday set orders.

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>>1309753
The design doesn't carry her, but the buzz and event of getting a redesign generated interest and made lots of people look into her more to see what she was about. The increased exposure lead to lots of people that hadn't given her a chance before doing so and they realized how great she is.
I actually liked her old design more. It was cuter and I thought the color scheme was better, but I can understand if she wanted it to change.

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>>1312549
Do you not know Gintama?

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>>1311187
I meant a full collab together, not just Akukin stuff separately

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>>1312698
I like the new outfit (it certainly feels more fashionable), I just wish they kept some of the cyan from the original outfit to balance out the orange in her new design.

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>>1312739
What about walt-san?

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>>1312549
She literally said before when someone SC'd to ask if they could be #1 husband that "#1 husband is Sakata Gintoki".

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>>1312815
Oh, I see. Does that mean there won't be a #1 card then?

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>>1312199
Do you doubt Nene Perfect English?!

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>>1312549
The true winner is whoever ends up getting husband #69.

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>>1306460
>なななな な なじゃなくて

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>>1312698
Her old design is better if she have the same rig as the new one.

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>>1312936
She will definitely not have that one made as well

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>>1313316
I don't deny the new one is higher quality, even details like the hair are better and it is much better rigged too which adds a lot.

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>>1312936
>>1313348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHynGkHYHD4

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>>1313348
Anon, Nene is very dumb.

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I'm tired of people calling Nene dumb, she is not dumb.

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>>1302961
What's her appeal?

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>>1312698
Agreed, it had a more inviting feel to it.

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Sometimes I imagine nene doing cool chunni poses, being seen by someone and challenging him to a fight

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>Nene cook lunch for 500K husbands
Nene with 500K husbands gangbang stream when

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>>1313583
Are people really gonna post this every thread?

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>>1313727
I'm a new IP, as you can see.
Genuinely curious.

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>>1313727
We will have to "bear" with it

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>>1313565
That's worse, that means she's smart enough to fuck over Aloe, Kiara, and Lamy, then get away with it.

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>>1313583
What's your appeal?

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>>1313830
How did she fuck over Lamy?

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>>1313882
None
Now please answer mine.

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>>1313583
>>1313772
She has a cute fang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn9UEHvjU20
and she has elder god tier taste https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ4XlIz4uCc

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>>1313565
Nene超進化! Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 流派東方不敗 Master Freedom Justice Ginga Victory Prime Strong Cute Beautiful Wonderful Champion Galaxy Baby 最高 勇者王 天元突破 無限 無敵 無双 NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG NENECHI!

>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>spilled an endless amount of chow mein on her debut
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was only focusing on her and was still shooting her even after it died
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored three (3) in Choco's academic test
>Uses steering assist in Mario Kart
>got hard carried by her fans in Mario Kart team battle against Polka
>Chanted about destruction in a tweet after accidentally committing suicide by setting off a bunch of TNT on a hill in Minecraft
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>punched people's cats in Minecraft
>accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft
>won all AmongUs games by pure luck
>trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
>avoided an entire shitstorm about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab so she could go stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for assurance only to make her audience die of laughter as well
>Can perfectly pronounce "tomato juice" and "potato chips" in english but nothing else
>lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
>went afk in minecraft after a stream and ended up making flare, luna, pekora and moona unable to sleep in the server when they played hours later
>applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>Accidentally put her name backwards "ƎИƎИ" on the Gen 5 building in Minecraft when shown from the outside
>After being told, she said it's supposed to be that way and updated it say "IMNENE" aka "ƎИƎИMI" from the outside
>Spent 45000 yen of Polka’s savings on Idolmaster
>Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her
>Went into a 3D stream as a cardboard cutout
>Used to have a water cooler jug on her first few streams, taking well over 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't go to the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>Married a dying cthuluian korean woman and confessed their love to each other
>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience in one fell swoop with a pinned message, making her their new queen
>Watched teen beach movie more than 10 times thinking it was for adults

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>>1313583
Cute ditzy girl
I'm already her husband

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I was a little sad my PC BSOD out of the blue but watching nene streams I am already full of energy

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>>1313882
>>1313951

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>>1313965
>>1314022
Watched some of her clips, and she is indeed a cute ditz.
Subbed. May member her when I watch more of her.

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>>1315174
This pretty much sums up Nene well

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>>1315416
The important thing to remember is that Nenechi isn't faking it to be cute. She really is an airheaded dummy to the extent that it causes problems for herself and those she cares about.
Sure is sweet and well meaning though.

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>>1315398
Very good anon, hope you enjoy

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>>1310227

makes me think of the video where a streamer on nico nico said I cook-edu an eggu-rorru inu my buttu-horu

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>>1316921
that was the cat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=judZi1eMWas

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just watched the clip where she talks about boiled water and bath water... is she like that all the time?

>>1314004 oh, nevermind, that explains it...

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>>1318194
Archived, I hope? I can't stay up for this one.

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>>1318412
I can't really think of a single unarchived stream Nene did aside from that one membership stream in late november.

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NENENENENENE

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ねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねね

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NENENENE

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I’m still so impressed at how in tune Nene can sing

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Kek NENE

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Nene's kimota voice is on point.

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Holy shit, that was a whole octave higher

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Nene's energy and cheerful demeanor makes me miss my youth.
Please never become jaded, sweet Nenechi

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>>1319916
She will have to be careful about alcoholism

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Can she be stopped?

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Nene Onee-san~~~~~

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ねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねね

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What does Nene's pee taste like?

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>>1320301
peach juice

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>lol nene voice
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

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>loli nene voice
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

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She need to doxx herself and graduate already!!

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>>1320464
>She need to doxx herself
Way ahead of you chief, and she isn't going anywhere so you better start enjoying her!

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She is a good girl who works hard, treats her fans well and eats pet food.

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>tfw hit by a wave of both relief and guilt after sending a SC
Think my GF would care if she saw Nene's hand-signed postcard framed in my room?

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>>1314004
You need to add some of the new stuff that has happened recently

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>>1322930
At worst she should act like it's another dumb hobby item, it's not like you're cheating

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>>1322930
She probably doesn’t understand jap so won’t know what it is about.

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>>1320464
The first thing she did was dox herself.

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Matanene thread.

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>$100 +shipping for Nene's birthday merch
Not really sure if it is worth it for the Husband no. card

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>>1320464
She literally doxxed herself on day one, yet she's still here.

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>>1327373
She is too powerful. Not even Nene can destroy Nene.

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>>1313583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8GJEYpAeyQ

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>>1327336
>Not really sure
Anything is worth it for Nenechi

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>>1327336
You won't be able to call yourself her husband without it. Everyone else will whip out their card and show their UNIQUE number and proof, and where will that leave you?
You know you want it, you just need to justify it. Don't worry, it's worth it.

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I wonder if that anon who used to write greentexts about being Nene's childhood friend is still around

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I want to relapse back into chuunibyou with Nene!

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>>1330757
This is peer pressure...

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She's getting too powerful.

https://youtu.be/6ydD-rX7Ims

>>1334023
Look, everyone cool is doing it. Don't you want to be cool too?

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>>1334210
I have no oshi or waifu or anything like that but I understand everyone who has Nene as theirs. She is positively adorable and deserves the best.

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Eating towels with Nene!
https://streamable.com/2yqr0w

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I thought it was impossible to have feelings for an internet personality and now I feel like a sperg.
Thanks Nenechi

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>>1334708
And then we talked about eating bath towels for several minutes.

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>>1334210
sadistic villain laugh at the end

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So this is the power of Super Nene.

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Finishing up the utawaku archive, my cheek hurts from smiling so much. Loli Onegai Muscle was a lot of fun.

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>>1336725
Or a seal.

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>>1337071
Nene translations have gone too far.

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>>1337071
trying too hard to be funny

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>>1302961
The only universal truth I am willing to accept is that Nene is the cutest.

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NOT running from Mario in several hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11HJEOyV4QU

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>>1337071
WTF. based

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Less than 30 minutes now yet I feel impatient

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>>1345023
Everyone else plays with horse girls, while our CEO continues through this Mario game.

Sasuga

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>>1345023
https://youtu.be/XvRwUVY8cAE

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OK Nene has 3 stages to do in order to get the next save point. Here's to 90 minutes

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She’s... doing her best

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>>1347432
At being naturally cute

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>>1347452
Well she seems rather effortless at that

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>her ears twitching
AAAAAAAAAA gib me insulin

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>>1308385
>>1303110
>>1314004
Rothschilds bow to Nene.
In contact with aliens.
Possess psychic-like abilities.
Control France with an iron but fair fist.
Own castles & banks globally.
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Nenegrad will be the first city).
Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood lines.
Can save entire continents with a single phone call.
Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.
First designer babies will in all likelihood be Nene’s babies.
Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.
The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually Nene arriving on planet Earth.?
She owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world.
You likely have Nenebots inside you right now.
Nene is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
She learned fluent French in under a week.
Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only she can comprehend fully.
Nation states entrust their gold reserves to her. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Nene.
All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to her in one way or another.
She is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.
In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she’s a benevolent being.

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>>1347663
he knows too much take care of him

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>>1347663
Is this why Ina is her wife?

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>>1347745
Got it

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>>1347758
Because Nene said so

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pouting Nene is cute...

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#hololive #engsub #nene

Nene gets into a HEATED Dispute with Overseas Fans over the Purpose of Towels [hololive/engsub]
3,774 views

Maple Leaf Translations
5.61K subscribers
Published on Mar 9, 2021
Nene has an argument about the purpose of bath towels.

Original Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmyHd......

Nene's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAWS......


So there I was, the bath towel section of Bed, Bath and Beyond. Why was I there? Let’s just say my towels were losing their fluff, getting a bit too crusty. I usually don’t leave my mom’s basement unless I absolutely have to, so I guess you could say I had to. You might know me. I’m pretty a big deal in some circles. Basically, I’m like a combination of Navy S.E.A.L. and M.I.T. Professor of Rocket Science. That’s right, I’m a Clipper. Bad-ass, I know. My subject, my muse, if you will, was the Greatest Idol in the Universe: Nene Momosuzu. I like to think of us as a power couple. She’s got the beauty, brains, and talent. What do I have, you ask?

Excellent question.

Anyway, I was fondling an eggshell tea towel when I felt the fabric fall over my eyes. Someone had forcefully blindfolded me and bound my hands behind my back. I was bent over and ushered out of the store and tossed into the trunk of a car. Left alone in stifling darkness, suffering every bump in the road, all could I do was curse my ambition. To think I was so arrogant that I would dare call myself a Clipper, that greatest of vocations. I deserved whatever was coming.

The car stopped some hours later. The air was hot and dry and I had a hard time breathing through the peach-coloured towel wrapped around my head. Like a drowning man, I gasped as the trunk popped open and fresh air poured in. Strong root-like hands gripped me by the arms and hauled me out of the trunk and threw me to the ground. I landed in what felt like sand. The towel was ripped away, almost taking my head with it, and I was left stark blind in some sunny hellscape.

As my eyes adjusted to the existence of light, I heard a familiar voice:

“Oi. Are you awake?!”

From my prone state, I craned to look up at the source of the voice. Seal ears, bear paws, varsity jacket… There could be no doubt now. Or hope. I was at the mercy of Momosuzu Nene.

“Oi, Oi, Oi! You think this is omoshiroi?! Mite! Look!”

She threw a tablet at me, which stuck in the sand like a blade. A video was on screen, one that I recognized as my own. It was entitled, “You won’t BELIEVE what Nene said when her WEBCAM accidentally TURNED ON ****NOT CLICKBAIT****”. The thumbnail was a poorly cropped R18 fanart of Nene without a link to the original artist.

“Oi! Zako! Nanika ieyo! Nande did you do this?!”

“I-I did it for you, Nene-sama! I-it was well-intentioned! I swear!”

“Tsk. Tsktsktsktsktsk…”

I knew that sound. That sound meant displeasure. That sound meant I was as good as dead. My only hope now was to run.

I jumped up, all 320lbs of me, like a startled deer that had gotten into the donuts at Tim Hortons when no one was looking. I sunk to my ankles in the sand with every step. Sweat poured in rivulets down my body. Then I remembered what Sonic taught me. I hit the dirt, rolled into a ball as best I could, and started chanting ‘G-gotta g-go FAST!’ After two revolutions I was exhausted. I had accepted death.

I heard the crunching of the desert floor. Footsteps approaching. They stopped near my right ear. Nene stood over me, looking down like she just stepped in something unpleasant.

‘Kimoi…’

She kicked sand over my face and walked away.

As I lay there, naked in disgrace for all the vultures to see, the tears welled in my eyes and flowed over my sandy cheeks. My last words died on the desert air:

“Tasukaru… Nene…”

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>>1347925
Love that guy. He does Nene a great service.

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>>1347239
>Here's to 90 minutes
88 minutes to be precise lol

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Tired sweaty Nenechi mengen tomorrow lads.

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I have an announcement to make

Ne neenenenene NeNe nenenene
NeNe nenenenenenene (NENE)
Ne Nenenene (nene) Ne nenenenene (ne)
Ne Ne Nenenenenene Nene

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I'd die for a Nene kiss

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towawa...
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1368961541165346816

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>>1350016
Twap...

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>>1352887
>get a new costume with elements of your favorite animal - a bear
>a few weeks later everybody knows you for the seal videos
I welcome both, but this is kinda funny

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Please convince me not to use my autismbux towards the Nene goods.

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>>1353950
No I will not

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>>1353950
Government sponsored Nene merch sounds absolutely based.
Post your loot when it arrives

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>>1353950
Please don't buy Nene goods, I want you to be the only faggot in here to not have Nene goods ok?

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>>1353077
It's cute but I don't want her to become a seal in the same way subaru is a duck.

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>>1352698
Need more angstsy Nene

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>>1359286
STRONGLY disagree

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>>1359458
Why?

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>>1359286
>>1359458
Need more overcompensating aggressive wannabe delinquent Nenechi.

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>>1356260
agree. I guess subaru just deals with it and newcomers aren't bothered by "haha duck hhahahah" but OG fans might not be into it. I like the nene seal stuff because it is External to Nene; something done by fans. If she herself embraces the seal stuff... (more) it will suck

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>>1359506
I want this too. It would be very cute

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>>1354638
>resorting to peer pressure
You win...

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>>1359506
Nenechi shouting "どけ" as she marches down the hallway.

Nenechi with her fists covered in the blood of her school rivals

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>>1359506
>>1360143
>Ora!

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>>1363125
Cute!

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>>1362812
you'll thank us later when your husband card has a six digit number

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>>1363055
Delinquent nene showing her goofy side by breaking down icicles, putting them in her head and yelling つの!!Then punching the shit out of the ones that didn't laugh. Hmm... her school life might have been more bearable if she were violent...

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>>1364146
>six digit
Maybe if I'm lucky.

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Watching the Mario archive, these are some new Nene sounds. I don't think I've heard it her this frustrated before, amazing.
https://youtu.be/11HJEOyV4QU?t=3731

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>>1365877
And actually clipped for posterity: https://streamable.com/qg9gen

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>>1367047
Perfect for a angry seal clapping clip.

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>>1320301
strawberry lemon

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Gentlemen, I want to impregnate Nenechi!

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>>1308385
I didn't care too much about her during her debut, but her antics and how adorable ended up growing on me. I only didn't member her because I already had two other memberships that I barely kept up with them when her membership opened up and I thought it would just be a disservice to Nene.

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>>1367047
Is she clapping her hands or slapping herself in the face?

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>>1312941
isn't luna the least popular period? She has such an annoying sounding voice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2Iw76FVVQI

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>>1354126
Will do, anon.

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>>1369325
Oh no, we're too late.
Her fate has been sealed.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Momosuzu Nene!
Her name is very satisfying to say out loud! Momo Suzu Nene Momo Suzu Nene Momo Suzu Nene, try to do it fast!

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>>1374220
Momosuzu Nene Momosuzu Nene... you’re right this is fun.
Momo suzu Nene Momo- hey watch you’re putting your hand on!

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>>1374374
I'm sorry but Momo Suzu Nene Momo Suzu Nene Momo Suzu Nene Momo Suzu Nene Momo Suzu Nene is just too irresistible... plus i am her husband forever.

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Outside of Husband No., are the postcard and ID card going to be personalized? I noticed a space for what looks like what be our name. Also, will the autograph be personalized too or is it likely to be a generic message?

t. EOP

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>>1368882
Pretty sure it was her face.

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>>1375845
wait do I have to buy the delivery fee as well if I want the husband number card?

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>>1369608
wait do I have to buy the delivery fee as well if I want the husband number card?
different anon btw

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>Nike shoes
Botan and Coco are disappointed

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Does Nene have any dedicated live translators in her members chat? I'm considering to give my first vtuber membership to Nene but I'm too much of a jew to spend money on something that I can't even understand and enjoy fully.

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https://youtu.be/X-roYkXaOoU?t=4104
rushia became nene's pet! I wrote that down in the greentext

[Anonymous No.]

Nene is teaching the chat to spam more...

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>>1382251
This is every husband during the 3D stream

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>>1375482
The ID thing will be empty, so that (You) can write your own name. The autograph will be written personally by her, but nothing is written about any other messages on the webpage.

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>>1378712
No, there is one guy who shows up occasionally and is a member but I don't think I've ever seen him LiveTL in a member stream

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I think I'm falling in love with Nene

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>>1382578
Good!! she loves you

[Anonymous No.]

OHhHh MY GAH....

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>>1347925
He is simply the best clipper.

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>>1384947
I know Japanese but still check his clips just for the descriptions.

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>>1384978
Translating one of her random outbursts as ‘jeepers!’ was a stroke of brilliance.

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>>1350016
STROOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oolgboSeGKo&t=4250s

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>>1385169
Dork

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Why doesn't Nene collab anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

ECCHI WITH NENECHI

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>>1385137
Nene does give off "jeepers" energy.

>>1385404
She does do collabs, just for some reason very rarely on her own channel.

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>>1385494
Yes

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>>1385169
With subtitles
https://youtu.be/CxgfsMoHPm0

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>>1359286
This gentlemen is crazy, and wrong!

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>>1385404
>anymore

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>>1385404

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>>1390580
Even though she is the ultimate galactic god that she is, she still humbles herself to our measly mortal existence.

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>>1374220
mumesuze nono

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>>1389809

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>>1385404
Did anyone grab the NND collab?

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>>1384596
>>1388619
Nene's varsity jacket is such a bloody brilliant addition.

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>>1385404
She's not very comfortable with 1-on-1 collabs or asking for them.

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>>1359286
Strongly agree.

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>>1393046
You articulated the thoughts in my own head. The jacket looks so damn perfect on her

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>>1390987
This just in, hot from the press! It seems the whole human populance has joined in vote and given Nenechi the title of Ubermaster Super Cute Wonderful Ruler of Earth, effective immediately.

Welcome to NENESWORLD

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>>1396897
世界の社長だ!!!

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>>1394133
Unless it's Lamy or maybe Polka. Has she even done 1-on-1 with Botan?

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>>1397034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxiJPehWlGw

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>>1397034
She's done that one Apex collab really early on.
She's also mentioned how she's seen some people suggest she and Botan don't get along because they don't do collabs often and how it made her really sad to hear them think that.(which is why she picked Botan as one of her love letter targets in last month's uruwashuu)
Remember that collabs aren't a be-all end-all measure.

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>>1397222
Yeah, it's important to acknowledge that Hololive relationships are well beyond what we see on stream (off stream should dwarf on stream).
Though, collabs being entertaining to watch and wanting more is a separate matter from that. Maybe she would feel more comfortable with karaoke collabs like she did with Kiara?

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>>1397414
I do find it kind of weird gen 5 hasn't done any offcollabs aside from that one NenePol collab early on. Corona restrictions?

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>>1397222
Yeah, I remember her saying that. I don't think they don't get along, just wondered about the collabs

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>>1397543
At least right now, yes. Otherwise the Lamy+Marine collab would have been an off collab for sure.
Also the DisneySea off stream meetup was practically a collab for the stories we got from it.

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>>1397643
Oh yeah, of course.

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>>1397222
Man, people come up with the dumbest stories based on nothing.

>>1397543
Nene has done two off-collabs with Kiara (one at the Cover studio and one at Nene's house), unless you mean just off-collabs within gen 5. Haven't Lamy and Botan done an off-collab?

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>>1385169
Nene charges a fee
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1369609579802226688?s=21

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You really can't fake how bad Nene is at video games.

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>>1389809
Sasuga supa nenechi making waves with quality creative ideas, soon enough the world will all repeat everything to her tune

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https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1369910446560452612

Do we panic?

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>>1404987
Not really. Nene just needs to take her meds. It's heavy pollen season.

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Nene is supposed to be a ch*nese in her character lore right?

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>>1405372
Not anymore.
Planet Taotao was nuked.

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>>1405372
not anymore

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>>1405437
>>1405435
wow based, I thought cover kneels to the bug?

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>>1405435
Planet Taotao is still there.

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>>1405435
I blame Frieza

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>>1405518
Chinese Nene never existed, what are you talking about?

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>>1405372
Nah, Nene just really likes Kagura from Gintama and was cosplaying as her for half a month but got tired of it. So yeah, if anything Nene is supposed to be Yato

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>>1405372
See the changes?

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>>1405521
You mean what's left of Planet Taotao after the exterminatus

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>>1406008
If Taotao is gone how come Nene's family still lives there? Are you telling me Nene's imagining it? A metaphorical expression like "Cadia stands"?

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>>1406008
It's not gone, she talks about it every time she mentions her home.

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>>1405435
BASED

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>>1404987
>>1405109
I don't really have allergies, do masks not help significantly? Does it infiltrate everything so you can't even escape it inside?

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https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1369986370706415618
Nenechi...

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>>1408416
Ooof, rest well Nenechi.

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>>1408416
And today's the day the peaches started appearing on the member trees... Nenechi, get better

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Nene drawing her wife Ina tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQMdS0Jlql4

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>>1409193
The best toes! ! ! ! ! !

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>>1409193
The best toes!!!!!!

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>>1409377
During the hours that Ina can watch

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>>1405972
>>1405681
It doesn't mention anything about China besides her dress though
Where do you schizoids come from?

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>>1410748
>about China besides her dress though
Well it was enough to prompt a complete costume change

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>>1410793
Nene wanted to change her costume because she felt it didn't fit her anymore not because of your weird anti-China fetish

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>>1410888
Nene's outfit change was not voluntary, imbecile.

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>>1411058
Proof?

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Just imagine how good your life would be if you were as happy and carefree as Nene is.

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Has Nene covered King yet?

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>>1411211
If you watched the now-privated membership stream from the 28th of November it's pretty obvious.

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>>1411575
Life would be good if I has a Nenechi daughterwife

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>>1411637
So you don't have any proof?

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>>1411575
Just imagine how good your life would be if Nene was your wife.

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What makes nenechi so super?

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>>1411702

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>>1411742
N-nenechi????

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>>1411672
Okay, fine, let's go then
>the privated membership stream from the 28th of November where she cried, talking about how she wouldn't able to show something she wanted to show everyone for a while and how she would be falling behind her genmates in "something". Also said that she had a really rough 2 weeks, and if you roll back 2 weeks from that time you land in the time shortly after HoloCN's closure was announced.
>Leading into the previous point, skipped the Sports Festival on the 21st to go home to her parents explicitly "for mental support"
>kept mentioning that "emotes would have to be reworked" after that
>kept avoiding explaining why she dropped the "aru" with "for certain reasons" but insisting that Mio had nothing to do with it before finally saying that it was management-related and that she'd probably have to remove the emote eventually (admittedly, this one is more dubious because she would've definitely dropped the aru eventually at some point regardless)
>has alluded to the fact she was originally supposed to be in Bloom
>had her old costume straight up removed, which has not happened with other redesigns (Azki still has her old designs on the Hololive website, and if she really did simply want a different design, she could've asked for a specific NY outfit and used it forever like Subaru and Flare did)
>not really a fact that proves anything, but listen to Nene's performance of "Irony" in the utawaku the day after her redesign was announced and tell me it's being sung by someone who's happy with her situation
And to top it off with common sense, why in the fresh hell would gen 5's most idol-focused member WILLINGLY skip the gen's first idol performance?
You can call me a schizo if you so desire or tell me I'm just twisting facts to suit my narrative, but I've been a fan of Nene since her debut and the hints she had been dropping made it pretty evident that the costume change was management-mandated as a part of Hololive's push to distance itself from China as far as possible.

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>>1411742
Welp, I guess I'm gay now

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>>1411702
she's super cute !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOie6Rle_O4

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>>1412116
You can fix that by getting a membership.

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>>1412108
And most importantly, before you accuse me of having some sort of vendetta against China: I do not. And I don't even really care whether you believe me or not.
The only thing that matters to me is that Nene's finally happy after several months of issues she had to deal with at no fault of her own.

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>>1412249
>>1412108
Nekko... your replies were a 10/10. I wonder whether or not add stuff related to this in nene's greentext. but I guess I shouldn't. Oh, I gotta add the edible bath towels

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>>1412108
Not him but thanks, only recently became a member so I wasn't here for all of that drama. Hoping all the best for Nenechi.

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Reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWH7Ur5pV1Q

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>>1412249
>>1412108
Okay
But again, this literally doesn't have anything to do with the China drama
It more-or-less is about Nene's mental state and lost theme
>change was management-mandated as a part of Hololive's push to distance itself from China as far as possible.
Then why the fuck does Choco still say fucking ni hao

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>>1412108
While the fact that she was forced to change her outfit by management and couldn't attend bloom because it off it really sucks, at the very least it seems like she really enjoys the redesign especially since they were able to add bear features to it.

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>>1412832
She is indeed strong to be able to handle all the shit thrown to her for the last few months

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>>1412108
based reasonable and well informed

[Anonymous No.]

>>1413238
Re-read it again.

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>>1414325
Still don't get 100% how it happened, but Nene became gen 5's shounen protag complete with new powered up form.

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>>1412123
I didn’t know I needed tank top Nene until now... so damn CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

Collab...

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>>1416469
two dorks

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>>1412108
>>not really a fact that proves anything, but listen to Nene's performance of "Irony" in the utawaku the day after her redesign was announced and tell me it's being sung by someone who's happy with her situation

I've listened to this so many times. It's really really good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tshw1FJHOSM

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>>1419498
I wish i could give her a hug