/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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What makes hags so good at vtubing?

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They rarely have other obligations. There are many young chuubas who are preoccupied with school and exams and their social life, and may even graduate because of those things. But hags, hags give you stability, safety and regularity and have a bunch of experience in various fields in life to boot, therefore making them extra interesting

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They're experienced and often times give off a different energy. Even when they try to be genki it's a little different since you might find an old woman trying to appear young cute.

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>>13396073
Nice crosshair shirt.

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They're not as cynical.

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>>13396073
Botan Pride Worldwide

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>>13396073
Stabilized hormone levels and a devil-may-care attitude.
Also because you're sexually attracted to hags.

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Hags know how to attract hot guys (me); and there is also more sex energy from the lusting old hag than the young one.

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>>13396073
ぼたん大好き

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declining estrogens

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>>13396073
all of the anime girl tits without any of the menhera

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>>13397992
man, this whole thread is just foreign to me
>all the anime girl tits without any of the menhera
where's the advantage? pettan is already way hotter and menhera is more entertaining imo

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I NEED to fuck a hag

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>>13398103
>>>/reddit/

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>>13398103
you've got every vtuber under the sun, faggot
let hagchads have this one

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>>13398103
Botan is already the peak of entertainment.
Nothing brings me more joy than listening to her laugh at everything.

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When a woman ceases to be young and beautiful. she strives to be good, and thus, cares for her soul.

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>>13398103
>pettan hot
fuck off to your containment thread, lolipedos just can't hold themselves back from pushing their garbage

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>>13396073
they arent, you are old

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>>13399714
I am old but hags are still the best

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>>13396073
Age, wisdom and stream experience, call Botan a hag again and i'm shoving Jenkem down your throat

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>>13396073
>hag Oshi
>less likely to be a virgin
>more likely to be jaded

>young chuuba
>more likely to be a virgin
>better humor
>cuter voice

I'll pass.

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How do we make them hags understand that we love them because they are hags, not despite it

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A man is only valued based on his merit, while a young woman has an intrinsic value - she doesn't need to be smart, or fit, or mentally stable, or work a job.
When a woman gets old, she loses this advantage, but still remembers and desires the affection she always took for granted.
Now she has to work hard to be attractive, and experiences adversity, which builds her character.

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Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).

June 25, 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the beingmarried and settled.It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you shouldprefer old Women to young ones.You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girlmiserablemay give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Womanhappy.

8thly and Lastly They areso grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

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>>13399819
>>more likely to be a virgin
Keep telling yourself that.

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>>13400680
Sneed and feed hagfag. Gura is a virgin and.botan is not.

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>>13400934
Who the fuck cares about virginity? If you think for a second that a girl capable of entertaining an audience of three million wouldn't be capable of attracting a male, you are so fucking deluded. None of these girls are virgins.

Hags are sexually attractive, though.

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>>13401028
There are few virgins in Hololive and Gura is one of them. Hint: she's a gay retard.

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Hagchads need to break containment from their individual oshi's thread and make their own general.

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Agreed

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>>13401283
There is only one virgin in Hololive, peko.

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>>13401283
I dont care if my hag oshi is virgin loser

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>>13396073

Actual life experience and understanding of what men want is nothing but upside for a streamer. Also usually more stable emotionally.

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>>13396073
More relaxed and chill

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>>13400171
Hag sex!

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>>13396497
or the opposite, have seen all the bullshit world has to offer. That gives them a nice no-fucks-given attitude

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>>13400934
Jay mama

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>>13410474
do your reps

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>>13400628
Based

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>>13396073
why do rightwingers try to subvert every forum in existence by adding their unrelated imagery to fanart of people who would never be nazis?

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>>13401283
>There are few virgins in Hololive and Gura is one of them

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>>13412240
How is that a Nazi symbol and not a cross hair?

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>>13401028
Basic eugenics and psychology. Women who sleep around instead of marrying are mentally unstable, and previous sperm that has been deposited inside a woman is proven to affect later births.

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>>13396073
Brats make more mistakes, it's easier to forgive them for that.
If a hag does something hurtful, she knows what she's doing.

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>>13412476
Because it's a celtic cross and not a crosshair

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>>13400934
Why obsess over virginity?
In the end you want one thing out of women, so wouldn't you preffer a girl that knows what shes doing?

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>>13412572
Ignorant.

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>>13398258
segs, pure segs, let me have this one with you

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>>13412572
Interesting - how does someone happen to know such a thing?
>>13412541
So you care about eugenics, but lust for girls who are defective enough to remain virgins despite advancing age and tons of money?
We all know it's just your insecurities speaking, making excuses.

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>>13412952
it's common knowledge that that's a WN symbol the way it's stylized

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>>13412952
NTA and dont care about this but I think earning a lot of money makes it more difficult for women to find a partner

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>>13401283
Got it, let me phone up Jay and tell him all the sex he had with the shark is no longer valid.

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>>13412952
>Interesting - how does someone happen to know such a thing?
it's a fairly well known white power symbol and i've had my share of fights with skinheads when i was young

>>13412853
Not the same symbol, the pluses should be poking out of the circle

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>>13396073
They're experienced and less immature and they no longer have enough eggs left to make them obnoxious crazy cunts like women who are fertile or still approaching infertility.

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>>13396073
>>13396522
Because the beauty of the Honorary Aryan Botan must not perish from the earth.

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>>13412240
go back bunkertranny

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>>13412952
Only a literal faggot and completely judaized cuck would consider a woman remaining a virgin before marriage to be a defect. You're fucking subhuman and if I could I would euthanize you for the betterment of the world. With a hammer or some other blunt object, I want to see you convulse.

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>>13396073
None of the cynical, bad attitude, craziness that plagues a lot of younger girls today. They have more experience with life so they're more grounded (usually) and developed a real personality with all that time and experience.

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>>13401337
We did have hag threads for all vtubers that fit the term. Idk why we stopped.

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>>13414986
A man being a virgin at 40 is semi normal. He could be addicted to video games or obsessed with work. A woman though? There has to be something wrong with her. That is doubly true if she's unmarried at that age.

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>>13414986
What a faggot you are, reducing women to nothing but meat and genes and virginity.
Not even joking, I just happen to know what love is - maybe you will too, one day.

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>>13399317
flat=/=loli

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>>13415226
A virgin male past 30 is defective and useless, on top of having/developing multiple personality illnesses.

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>>13416327
>Know ones that own their own businesses making money
>Others making bank in STEM field
Are we so sure about that?

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>>13416418
Yeah, useless and menhera.
There’s nothing more disgusting than virgin males trying to find value out of their misery by grinding.

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>>13416960
>He doesn't dedicate everything to crazy whores these days
>He's miserable and USELESS
Easy on the projection their anon.

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>>13416327
Raging femcel

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>>13396073
They have lots of experience with men if you know what I mean.

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>>13416327
>>13416960
go back to crystal cafe

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>>13396073
The same reason that makes them gods at sec. They exactly know what you need and how to provide it.

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HAG LOVE