/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

[Anonymous No.]

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - RED EVERYDAY edition


Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, you faggot.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/9e0tpa.webm (embed) (embread) [[hyperlink blocked]] (if she ain't got T&A then she ain't suited for play)
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous Thread: >>13542911

[Anonymous No.]

wah!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data taken at 7:05p Server Time, 60 Cycles into the day. For those not keeping score at home, that was 5 cycles ago.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 6,335,379, a 0.96% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 111,147. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 396,044 shares, or 6.25% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 20,958 shares, or 0.33% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 38):
>Nana :: +13.3%
>Sana :: +6.3%
>Mumei :: +3.9%
>Choco :: +3.8%
>Rushia & Aki :: +3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>Luna :: -2.6%
>Baelz :: -2.1%
>Kiara :: -1.5%
>Noel :: -1.2%
>Amelia :: -0.8%

2 coins (Towa, Aqua) had a net 0% change in volume today.
24 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $122,713.24, which is a decrease of 6.47% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $96,867,970,228.02, which is a decrease of 6.04% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $15,290.00. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest value, at $8,324,543,037.23 in total market value, or 8.59% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $101,703,926.52 in total market value, or 0.10% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 23):
>Luna :: +49.9%
>Subaru :: +16.5%
>Baelz :: +14%
>Towa :: +12.8%
>Fubuki :: +12.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 34):
>Choco :: -44.2%
>Rushia :: -41.8%
>Sana :: -35.2%
>Flare :: -28.2%
>Fauna :: -27.5%

1 coin (Nabi) had a net 0% change in value today.
24 other coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $107,185,354, which is an increase of 2.90% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $79,733,093.11 today, an increase of 150.36% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 23):
>Marine :: +6.6%
>Nabi :: +6.2%
>Choco :: +5.9%
>Gura :: +5%
>Ayamy :: +3.3%
>Amelia :: +2.9%
>Flare :: +2.5%
>Pekora & Sana & IRyS :: +2.3%
>Mumei & Calliope :: +1.1%
>Kanata :: +1%

34 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's an update on coins' volatility status:
>No coins that adjusted up continued their trend upward.
>5 coins (Ollie, Mel, IRyS, Subaru, Gura) adjusted down, but are currently above pre-adjustement value.
>2 coins (Noel, Nabi) adjusted down and continued their downward trend. In Noel's case this is likely due to her birthday being overbought and not sold on yesterday's spike.
>48 coins are continuing along expected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.
Somebody asked yesterday about it, but the thread closed before I could reply. Yes, "PA Value" is "pre-adjustment value".

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13576436
>2 coins (Towa, Aqua) had a net 0% change in volume today.
The kenzokus are too strong...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13576082
>hurr durr a tiny amount multiple times that evaporates or runs off just leaving behind flavour compounds makes meat moister
https://www.cooksillustrated.com/how_tos/10335-is-basting-really-worth-it
https://www.bonappetit.com/test-kitchen/cooking-tips/article/basting
Although since you mentioned instant ramen, turkey is a lot like instant ramen. If you like it that's great for you but screaming "you didn't cook it properly" in defence of "it's not actually good" is sad. The only argument for turkey is liking the idea of a table centrepiece you can carve right there, in which case you might as well just get a goose or cook multiple chickens.
Did I mention basting has been debunked? You seem to keep glossing over that just to call me a shit cook. I bet you think soap is bad for cast iron and taking a steak out of the fridge 30 minutes before cooking brings it to room temp as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

Remember that the divvies are almost here! If you have a lot of liquid left, it may be a good idea to start investing NOW! Choose your coins smartly, remember that not all dips are worth buying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13576543
They won't ever sell and keep buying, plus there's the heimin and matowa who isn't showing up on the board. Along with others who don't sell Towa either on her green days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13576618
The first article suggest a brine, which I did in addition to the baste. Adding a few onions and a couple cloves of garlic inside the cavity helps make the flavor better
The second article directly says to baste, along with other methods
>While we do recommend basting your Thanksgiving bird, the technique can and should go way beyond turkey day. Not only is it an efficient way of cooking, it adds flavor and helps create a golden crust.
So is this where I tell you to shut up and cook properly instead of calling turkey a shit meat, or do you want to try again?

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>>13576436
I have some extra procrastination time today so I'll note a couple of observations.
Firstly, we gained 1.03m shares over the course of 15 days. During the last week, we've gained about 50~80k shares a day. That's equal to 69 people buying 5x every day, and one more buying at 2x.
We started the day with a lot of red, but most of it has now turned blue (less than 5% from PA value, roughly indicating it's not worth the taxes). Of the 44 reds the day started with, 23 of them have cooled off. Buys of these coins are expected to taper off slightly especially now that I've said something about it. I see you, using information to make purchase decisions. Keep at it.
I already mentioned that Noel is being sold despite the dive, since the dive was only $130 and she had a good spike yesterday, people holding for her birthday decided it was close enough and sold anyway. For you lower-volume traders, don't forget to hold some.
Mixing instant pudding into your boxed cake mix will make a much more moist cake...wait these are baking notes.
If you didn't pick up Nana this morning, she's still fairly cheap, so go grab some. You never know when a mama is going to fucking explode.
Buy low, sell high, eat bread, make sandwiches, know what I'm sayin'? Good.

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>>13577225
Understood, I'll eat bread out as soon as I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>13577225
eat bread...

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>>13577293
You will never eat bread out.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never sell Pekora

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>>13577225
Noted, making a pan-toasted ham and cheese sandwich as we speak
>1.03m shares in 15 days
scary...

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>>13577215
My mistake, I shouldn't have skimmed the BA article, they are notorious for peddling old wives tales and being retarded.
>Adding a few onions and a couple cloves of garlic inside the cavity helps make the flavor better
Also demonstrably untrue, the only benefit for using aromatics in a roast is if you're using the drippings to make a sauce afterwards. Unless of course you think they can somehow pass through bone, sinew and penetrate meat despite not being able to even penetrate meat to begin with. Tupac, I know that's you, you're a science man, you should know better than to be peddling this shit.

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>>13576618
I figured I should add that I fucked up a cast iron ONCE when I was 13 and learned never to leave it in water like that again. Soap is fine as long as you don't leave it wet for long.
A steak needs about an hour or so before it truly becomes room temp, I prep my steaks about 15 minutes before I throw it on the cast iron. And the only seasoning a steak needs is salt, pepper, and garlic powder. I will use fresh garlic, butter, and some rosemary for good cuts or special nights where I really want a good meal, but those are few and far in between.

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>>13577676
not tupac btw

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>>13577730
At least we agree about something! I left some cast iron in the sink overnight once... that shit gets washed instantly and chucked in a warm oven every time now.
Cooks whose opionions I respect say black pepper is supposed to burn at temps you'd find cooking a steak so you should season it afterwards but I've never found that to be the case.
>>13577800
oops

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>>13577676
I never cooked turkey, but butter-basting absolutely works for steaks. The idea there is to get the flavour of browned butter plus aromatics into the steak, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13577879
Oh for sure, but it's a surface treatment just for flavour, but the idea that basting a large bird actually does anything other than flavour the skin is delusional.

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>>13577861
I used mixed peppercorns and top off the steak at the end with a crank or two. Fresh cracked pepper isn't for everyone but I love it.
Boy scout dutch ovens plus that fuck up made me respect cast iron cooking.
As long as you enjoy what you cook and your steaks aren't above medium well, I have no real issues with what people consider to be good. We all have personal taste.

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>>13578230
>respect is given to medium well
Based opinion. Medium absolutely works for very fatty cuts where you can compensate the loss of moisture with additional rendered fat. Medium well doesn't kill the steak yet and is okay for squeamish folk, but I personally never found a situation where it would be better than medium or medium rare.

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>>13578230
>Medium well
Just right, thank you for not being retarded.

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>>13578340
I don't like medium well steak, but I understand why people would order it.
There's a brazilian steakhouse on the other side of town which cost like 24 bucks for the buffet, so I get my fill of rare pichana other great cuts. Fucking fantastic

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[Anonymous No.]

I like my steaks with a thick fat cap left on so I find myself edging towards or medium-well a lot of the time. The allure of a rare steak seems to be a bit of a culinary meme to me. If you have a properly fatty piece of meat then at that point it's a) not going to be as hot as I would like after resting and b) the fat won't have fully rendered.
Here's a sirloin for example, not my favourite cut but if I get one I probably sear the cap for as long as I cook either side, crispy fat is to die for.

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>>13578660
Medium rare tenderloin's texture is divine. It offers next to no resistance to knife cuts and is insanely juicy.
However, as I said, the cuts on the fattier side benefit more from medium. For cuts with side fat caps, I just render off the fat before searing either side by holding it upright. It also provides the fat I then cook the steak with, no additional oil required.

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>>13578660
for me, I’ve had some good burgers in my time. Uh I... I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and mush- roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at- at a number of different places.

[Anonymous No.]

I love nasfa/ck/ because it blocks off the heartbreak xylo gave me after that whole arc
Tell me you wouldn't wanna try that. A nice thick steak is great, but just how tender and juicy this cut gets, and the fat cap on it is just to fucking die for

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>>13579225
>girlscangrill.com

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>>13579255
snagged off google, first picture that looked rare enough to the spot I go to

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femoid cope, a monkey could grill well with the right instruction
>>13578903
I've been obsessed with fried chicken recently so I don't have any good burg pics to share, but the taste of caramelised onions on a burger is evidence of a higher power IMO.

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>>13579225
I'm sorry Polka's Husband, but one of the people you were discussing nasfa/ck/ with is someone who you probably hate after that whole arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>checking the girlscangrill.com about section
>Average age demographic of our followers: 25% 25-34 | 26% 35-44
female moment

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>>13579580
I don't hate you, I went awol from the threads for a month or so, someone was bound be my replacement. I was out of line, got myself more sorted out, and life goes on. But that's too sappy for here, right?
Can't believe I've been arguing about turkey with one of the most faggoty players here. Why do I even try

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>>13579225
I have been informed by my professional chef friend that this is supposed to look like this. It's intentionally charred high-grade steak that is served rare.
Whether you think that's good or not is up to you. I personally think if somebody served me this I'd consider it a declaration of harmful intent, but apparently this isn't relevant to the female grilling it.

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>>13580272
damn that steak you posted be looking good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580305
Of course. I only serve prime cuts of the finest meats available. Well-balanced in fat. No architecture here.

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>>13580272
Can confirm. Good steak that's been cooked hot enough (normally over flame) that it essentially looks burnt but is still medium-rare on the inside is something you really have to try. It has all those great, charred, smokey BBQ notes but then it's tender and juicy and GOOD. I believe anon was just looking for a picture and it happened to have a watermark, not to laugh at women.
although lol women

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>>13580395
Tastefully fat, as to not overbear the body of the meal

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>>13580244
Glad you sorted things out, not many have the balls to both recognize and admit to a mistake, reconsidering their actions later. You have my respect for that. I hope that the thread will eventually come around and let bygones be bygones.
The turkey argument was with BBB, I joined in with the steak doneness discussion.

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>>13580517
BBB is running up against two major deadlines and has not posted much tonight.
I actually didn't even have the thread open between >>13577225 and shortly before my post here >>13580272
Your ID needs work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580713
Damn, it's probably too late for ChronoBanks, so that leaves... Dancer, out of the hardcore /ck/ crowd. But that's by elimination, it doesn't feel right either way.

[Anonymous No.]

I still think you're a nigger for basting and liking turkey, and I'm not BBB

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580890
I'm a nigger either way you dumbass, post some articles that support your argument next time :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581082
I have science and taste on my side, beaner!

[Anonymous No.]

turkey sucks lol

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1464066772340936706
ready for more free money with no repercussions?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqmh-8qU5Wg
IT'S TIME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581718
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
IT'S HABBENNING
those models look so bad, they have a nyanners and a snuffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581819
>139cm
uoooooooooooooooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581718
holy shit alright this will save the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581718
>>13581819
I claim dibs on Kazama

[Anonymous No.]

kakage got his daughter after waiting for so long
https://twitter.com/takanelui

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581838
Don't forget Literally My Mom's Lumi.
Thank god there's only one blonde this gen.

[Anonymous No.]

The snuffy look alike is gonna get it.

[Anonymous No.]

and they're already getting restricted gg

[Anonymous No.]

>La+ debuts in 9 hours
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

WAIT THEY DEBUT IN 9 HOURS
HONK WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE IPOS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582449
excuse me sir what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582449
>>13582468
get fucked no more free money actually

[Anonymous No.]

Ok so we have:
>demon cunny with a collar
>some weird bird thing that looks more like a homostar
>literally nyanners
>some thief/raccoon bitch called chloe, and I've never met a girl called chloe who wasn't a) mad fuckable and b) literally fucking mad
>a tame, niji/indie looking samurai thing
PLACE YOUR BETS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582790
My bets are on cunny (due to the cunny boost) and chloe (mad fuckable janitor [hitman {intern}]).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582790
I place my bet on the demon cunny with a collar. Her name is literally La Darkness, she is just Towa baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582790
Always Bet On Blondes.
All chips on the Okita/Lumi lovechild.
NINE HOURS THOUGH HOLY FUCK COVER I'M STILL RECOVERING FROM EN2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582449
wait what the fuck? why did Hololive gorrila'd this gen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582790
CAM ON OKITA
I'M GOING ALL IN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582969
so (You) can't make money off their IPO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583095
brand new rrat for sale: demon cunny IS honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583095
??????
They will still start at $100 when released, it's free money you retard

[Anonymous No.]

Daily releases are fucking gay, niji have spoilt me.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqmh-8qU5Wg
>more cringe lore bullshit
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

HONK WHERE'S OUR IPOs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583214
compared to when you could buy previous gen releases for days before they debut, yes.
or honk just doesn't release their IPO until they all debut, starting their price at what they would adjust to, especially since they're scattered like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583413
en2 was frozen for a few days because of the same thing you big lip gorilla nigger. We can still buy them up to 20k each and instantly get cucked, it'll be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583587
inb4 they just have the view removal issue again and we just kick start hyper inflation again

[Anonymous No.]

>jp snuffy is a hitman
I buy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583413
EN2 reached 10k in like a day my guy, it doesn't matter at all, and I don't remember if multicoin existed already for EN2 but it will definitely make their prices rise even faster now

[Anonymous No.]

wait what the fuck happened with the hololive thread on /jp/ and why is it 10x less schizophrenic now? where are the japanese larpers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583671
shut the FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583808
what do you mean, I can't wait for them to lose 150k subscribers, and then when it resets on the weekly their prices spike up to 80k and we can all bitch about hyperinflation again forcing the bogration to happen again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583697
No, a cleaner is the person that goes after the hitman and makes sure everything is smooth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583671
honk already fixed it
we all know he didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583910
we clearly follow some very different lores

[Anonymous No.]

>用心棒
>youjinbou
Toshiro Mifune be looking kinda weird ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583910
Both are true depending on the context. A cleaner can be a hitman.

[Anonymous No.]

>they're all already followed by @holofightz
OP YOU NIGGGGEEEEEERRRRRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584130
OP just loves hololive more than he loves streaming, he's Ayame

[Anonymous No.]

>cunny already has nearly 10% more followers than the rest
what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

GIVE ME THE IPOs NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Updated twitter bios, rariemonn did the cunny, I fucking knew it!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1464074218534961155
HOLY SHIT I FUCKING KNEEL, WATSON

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584503
hololive needed some more money for their video game

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not buying anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584744
They're all at 30k already, trackers just lag behind.
New tab lets gooooo.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to bed to be actually alive for the debut
>or stay awake just in case nigger Honk drops the IPO
AAAAAAAAAAAA WILL YOU SHOW UP ALREADY HONK

[honk No.]

Hi-
We will have an IPO of HoloX at 1:05am ET. Be there or be square.
floor id 61394c61-4414-41ae-aa14-fcea2a914580

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585211
The fact he caught the negative sell so quickly shows he checks the thread, bossman is just busy doing IRL shit. Even if it isn't in time for the cunny debut it won't matter, everyone is 5x them all for a day straight anyway.
>>13585363
literally as I was typing the captcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585363
lock and load, people.
time to rumble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585363
Sleeping is overrated anyway
Satisfactory for 3 hours it is!
Thanks honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585545
Play Factorio instead!

[Anonymous No.]

I totally didn't notice the time. Honk you motherfucker I was about to go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585648
I've already played it a lot, both games are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13576320
>>>/biz/

[Anonymous No.]

This week has not been kind to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585725
Satisfactory felt like a cheap knock-off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585363
I will buy the Towa baby. Thanks as always honk.
This seriously fucks up my financial plans for zeroing out before divvie day.

[Anonymous No.]

oh great the website's going to break again because of the influx

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585935
I wonder if we'll get newfags that stay around

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585764
>/biz/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586060

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585764
yfp don't look

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585836
I just cancelled a bunch of stuff, only sells and optimal div buys are going right now. Bear in mind how long stuff takes to climb from $100, even with everyone going 5x.
This also allows for some interesting ideas; how SHOULD new stats be applied to new coins? EN2 got fucked because all of their big sub gains were before nasfaq "unlocked" and started counting them, since the channels were alive for nearly a week before debut. But! They also mooned to a disgusting degree due to the removals and the way negative subs work.
This is going to be a fucking clown fiesta and I'm very excited for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586060
sorry >>13586109 was meant for >>13586111 (checked)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586171
????????
EN2 got fucked because of the deleted subs dropping off the monthly (or was it weekly?) average, thus making them moon, not because they got counted early

[Anonymous No.]

>>13576320
see >>13585764

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586171
As long as honk has accounted for negative subs that caused that 70k price moon, I think it should be fine and just be like a normal IPO. You'll just be able to stockpile more of the later debuting ones without issue. Towa baby will have her adjustment on Saturday, which only gives you so much to stockpile up on, should be interesting to see. Those later debuting ones are gonna be the funny ones cause of divs rolling in for purchasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586109
See >>13586109 (checked!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586329
they got fucked off an early moon because the subs got ignored, they went from 50k a day to 5k a day, it was the negatives from the weekly that mooned them so in the end it kinda balanced out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586587
Based and checked anon (off by one!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586587
>>13586822
put me in the screencap lmao

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

zipper tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587118

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587158
i like men though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587214

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587265
you heard me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586869

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587344

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587344
digits confirm. kek lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587390
Nose...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587344

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587390

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587390

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587436
>>13587461
>>13587484
Who's thaat chuuba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587540
Nose...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587540
...I don't watch vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587344
>>13587723

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587756
Nose please clean your room...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587723
>>>/vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587344

[Anonymous No.]

Fuxk gen 6, where is my risu hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587723

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587823
I've been on the wrong board this entire time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587836
>>13587911
Nose please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587344
what's the point of this haha

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara gets song releases upstaged by a gen announcement AGAIN
Holy fucking shit imagine being chimken right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587959
I don't know lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13576343

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588363
>kenzoku stuffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588363
bad reps kill
/fit/anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587930
>>>/jp/
understandable, have a nice day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13577676
>Tupac, I know that's you
How often do you think I post here beyond the ritual posts? Cooking a whole turkey is wypipo territory, we only speeeen it for shawarma. I wouldn't have strong opinions on it either way. Gimme that honeybakedham smoked turkey, got vouchers for a free bird once from work.
>I bet you think soap is bad for cast iron
regular dish soap? hardly
why wash it unless it's gross? cast iron should soak up whatever you cooked in it...I clean my cast iron by using it. if something super greasy was in there I'll use soap + kosher salt to keep it from going rancid...
>and taking a steak out of the fridge 30 minutes before cooking brings it to room temp as well.
Steak doesn't make it into the fridge. Bruh if I'm buying steak I'm cooking it when I get home ASAP.
>more steak shit
If it's a steak, anything > medium is too mas.
>brazilian steakhouses
stop, I can only get so hungry. there was an "independent" one in Tampa many years ago that opened up right next to a TdB. steak was better, price was better. up and closed randomly one day, rrat was the owner was money laundering or something.
If it's ground beef, and I did not grind it myself, medium well or well done because fuck getting sick. There are only a few burger places I'll order medium at other than grilling with my parents after using their grinder.

[Anonymous No.]

>4m in liquid
Shit, I don't think that's enough to 5x all of Holo6 members before their debut.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Stack is one of the new holomem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589290
Time to sell things then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589290
See >>13575695

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581718
man none of these interest me, only baelz and mumei even interest me from en 2 and thats only cause theyre cute not cause id ever watch them
if that middle one goes full cunny mode though then yes my dick will be orbiting her sides for the next 4 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588789
He sounded like you OK, I assumed you'd adopted thanksgivings and gone full hick about it, I apologise.
(You should should give cast iron a quick rinse under hot water with soap while it's still warm, "wok hei" as a build up is also a meme, same with cast iron./spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590220
>You should should give cast iron a quick rinse under hot water with soap while it's still warm
what I usually do do anyways because I only cook super greasy shit kek
>sounds like you
>palette (sic)
kek^2

[Anonymous No.]

Where are all the hat auctions? Actually where's Smiles/Onion?

[Anonymous No.]

lmao the debuts are so quick Honk won't even be able to IPO them before they debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590793
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all wash your turkey in the sink, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590953
bathtub birds ww@

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590793
I have a lot of new hats but picrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590953
>wash your turkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590793
>where's Smiles/Onion?
Aye, claimed by the gacha, he was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590953
got that LEMON PEPPER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591221
yeah but shouldnt he still be on the hat leaderboard?I can't find him.

[Anonymous No.]

>there are TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES of fan club credits on this shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591436
what movie are you watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591481
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (Extended)
Mallrats (1995)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591271
Far as I know, it's because he full-on api/DeleteOwnAccount'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591172
Shieeet why y'all wypipo gotta be like this

[Anonymous No.]

Honk, automated buy/sell orders when? I start a new job on Monday and I'm not going to be able to trade at adjustment or even for hours after.

[Anonymous No.]

i have returned, and i am only interested in this iroha and darkness character. we will see how this unfolds.

[Anonymous No.]

What're you doing to pass the time for the IPO, anons?
I'm doin' D2 dailies.

[Anonymous No.]

New coins in 25 minutes, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592764
Playing some goddamn mahjong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592764
eatin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592764
Grinding Halo Infinite ranked. I enjoy playing it but the progress is brutal, my KDA is insane but I barely move.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello2
damn what a thing to wake up to, the pink cat is definitely my favorite design from the bunch, whats yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592997
10 minutes now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593672
Aaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593650
cunny and pink cat bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592764
stardew valley

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593650
Okita > Bird > Pink cat = Horns > Noel if she was a phantom thief

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593815
unironically kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593815
oh kek i realized why she's okita, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

Suisei concert on one monitor, nasfaq on the other, one hand on dick, one hand on mouse, smashing F5 as best as I can without a jew nose. Let's fucking go.

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE ARE THEY

[honk No.]

Server will be down for a few minutes to give things time to update, please be patient. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594122
suzie's having another concert or are you rewatching?

[Anonymous No.]

LET ME IN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594150
Wait when the fuck are the IPOs? Don't FUCK me again HOnk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594150

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594150
LET ME IN THIS INSTANT HONKLER

[honk No.]

>>13594225
As soon as the site finishes building which is happening as we speak.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593815
That cunny looks like a DJ Max character.
I like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594160
Old, I watch at least one concert every day.
Having said that, she's been almost if not more busy recently than she was when she was practicing for her IRL concert and recording her album, read into that what you will. She still hasn't had her 1m concert. She's busy working almost every day so she barely streams. What can she be doing?
This is the cheapest she will ever be. This has been true since the first time I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594337
can you add buy/sell orders to an automated trader?
That is; if price is under X amount, buy until price reaches X amount.
i.e. if Haachama drops below 12,000 buy until the price reaches 14,000. Might be cool to be able to run off percentages, i.e. if coin drops by 30%, and it'd be REALLY cool to set conditionals (if coin drops by 50%, buy 2x. If it drops by 80%, buy 3x, etc)
But I'd be happy with just the barebones right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594366
they all look like shitty indie rip-offs of niji models, it's actually cringe. HOWEVER; I love to complain, but consider how many costume options EN2 had at debut, the reveal models mean nothing. Just a bunch of retard nip salary men made poor choices, they might still look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594494
Yeah, these models are REALLY fucking bad. Like holy shit I am not at all excited for Gen 6. This is fucking sloppy for Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594347

[Anonymous No.]

Honk it's been 10 minutes where's my IPO

[Anonymous No.]

>has to rebuild the ENTIRE site to add a few new coins
Yeah... you need an AGILE programmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594536
I was more excited for nijiEN3 desu, and those models were disgustingly busy; but they had witch cunny. JP6 is just... boring. There's nothing interesting going on compared to any other gen, they've gone with an EN style UNIT theme but they made all the parts shit. Chloe is the only model that looks interesting to me, even the cunny doesn't appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>Popularized in the 2001 Manifesto for Agile Software Development,[5] these values and principles were derived from and underpin a broad range of software development frameworks, including Scrum and Kanban
I quit my last job when they mentioned Scrum, I don't feel much better about Agile.

[Anonymous No.]

>few minutes
Liar

[Anonymous No.]

ohhh I need to shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594841
If HONK was AGILE the site wouldn't have even had to go down

[Anonymous No.]

imma roll some gacha, buy some hats nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594871
I'm bouta take a real agile dump

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591522
Honk plese feed the fucking hamster already

[honk No.]

>>13594589
This always happens and I don't know why, but the build takes an extremely long time for IPOs
>>13594696
Rebuilding the site is not the issue, it should take like 5 seconds max which is what usually happens.

[Anonymous No.]

I got 23 hats yesterday btw, including multiple dupes of the new ones. I just wanted to share that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594905
I'm not honk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594696
Go away university shill

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

honk where are the coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594905
whoops didn't mean to quote that
>>13594937
I know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594963
I'm in but there are no coins...the announcement is a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hawkeye mode
Buy

[Anonymous No.]

>they didn't crtl f5

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594928
Unrelated, but ETA on Winter/Christmas Theme?

[Anonymous No.]

DOKO?

[Anonymous No.]

IM NOT SEEING THE NEW COINS

[Anonymous No.]

ZHONK I HAVE WORK TOMOROW

[honk No.]

I brought the site back up to maybe stop people from spamming refresh but the coins aren't there yet, PLEASE be patient with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595078
everyone is going to spam f5 until the coins show up honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595078
I will continue to spam refresh now that the site is up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595078
No worries. Computers are magick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595078
HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[honk No.]

>>13595027
I started working on it today, probably release this coming week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595078

[Anonymous No.]

I know a man who can fuck the hamster back to life.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY CYCLES IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595078
Love you Honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595130
Are you going to ask for pngs of Santa holos like you did for the Halloween one

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>hololive christmas
first result is boring cunny
of course it is

[honk No.]

>>13595161
Most likely

IPO is live now, thank you for your... cooperation

[Anonymous No.]

NEW COINS DOKO

[Anonymous No.]

>insert chair clatter image here
I don't even care about christmas, I'm too autistic to care about my family, I just enjoy the experience

[Anonymous No.]

10 mins cooldown aaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

post em

[Anonymous No.]

>coins don't show up on my market page when I select them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595382

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595323
NTA, but I will gladly cut a bunch out like last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595412
Same, tried 3 browsers, hard refreshed them all, they're "ticked" but they don't show up in the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595221
i would bore cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595412
Use the autotrader you dingus

[honk No.]

>>13595412
if this is happening to you, delete your stats in the local storage of the browser. its called 'nasfaq:stats', delete that entry

[Anonymous No.]

i'll look for christmas towa art to crop once i finish this

[Anonymous No.]

Just closed and reopened firefox, that fixed it.
Let's lose some fucking money boys.

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody stop this man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595486
Niggers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.]

gen 6 hats when REEE HONK I HATE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595654
It's been a few hours you FUCKING IDIOT, he can't just whip them out of thin air

[Anonymous No.]

>cunny has the highest price but the lowest volum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595696
Never has this post post been more appropriate. Go back, dilate, ywnbaw, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595654
These honk antis are so freaking dumb...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595778
Is she talking about herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595323
1/waytoofuckingmanyrightnow

[Anonymous No.]

MARKET WHITE SCREEN MARKET WHITE SCREEN AAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595778
I baited your bait, did I do good pa?

[Anonymous No.]

Fill em in

[Anonymous No.]

I have turned off the real oshiboard. The new hats and HoloX would break it too much in its current state. We will need to do a booba poll as well, but that can wait until after the debuts.

Risu hat doko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595899
you probably refreshed too much retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595961
How long is the cooldown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595820
I kneel, Here, have a cool, rare webm.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been here for a few months, tell me who should I buy, besides my oshi and new gen?

[Anonymous No.]

>missed half an hour of free coin
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596200
meta coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596200
marine and calli are the ones with good divs now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596200
Anything that's red in 7 hours; most things are pretty set right now. Assuming you have a tonne of liquid from AFKing; Mori, Rushia, Pekora, Suisei, Holo. I'm sure there are other premium coins but those are the ones I track.
Hi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596200
LLL, that you?
Mori and Pekora seem to be the meta now, Hololive is still pretty strong as a divcoin and Marine is uncertain but possibly lucrative. Look to Poi for daytrading as usual.
Whoever you may be, welcome back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596200
Buy whoever you watch, and miko

[Anonymous No.]

Sir, excuse me, hello, sir. These prices and these volume numbers do not correlate. What is going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595546

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596253
>>13596256
>>13596267
>>13596302
Thanks, everyone, I have 260kk in liquid, so I think, I can start spending even now. From the look of it, not much has changed in terms of good coins, although I remember Rushia was a bit more unstable.
>>13596293
Yep, that's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596421
You should focus on buying new gen coin with that amount of liquid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596421
Welcome back, have a cute picture.
With that money you can get away with 3x the top 15 div coins and just going AFK for 23 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596421
>>13596501
Also was this guy says, 5x all the new gen for at least 12 hours, it's literally free money.

[Anonymous No.]

>1 hour late to the new coins
I would like to buy a rope, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596501
Wait idiot me didnt see it 'kk'

[Anonymous No.]

Rev up the betting pools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595323
2/manymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596200
Sora is cute. You should buy her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596570
I think you'll be fine, you just have to BUUUUUUUY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596605
>israel

[Anonymous No.]

It turns out that I don't have any Towa images that are very adequate for Christmas that I can crop and the ones that I could do are not really safe for work considering they're heavily inspired by rurudo's ribbons, thus I will go to sleep, enjoy the buying friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596656
>>13595323
whoops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595323
>>13596853
>ribbons
aw yiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596990
uh anon check your images in more detail before you post them, I'll post this Twap for you though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595323

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597036
>nip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595323
Error: You must wait 3 minutes 5 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597070
Have this one as well for at least deleting the image, presuming it was you that posted it. Good night for real this time.

[Anonymous No.]

# regular players
>[Deleted];hat trick.m4a;goals == 3
>[Deleted];MetalRushia.m4a;lead < 0
>[Deleted];goodbye sengen.m4a;comeback
>[Deleted];goodbye sengen.m4a
Don't Buy Towa;hat trick.m4a;goals == 3
Don't Buy Towa;towadown.m4a;lead < 0
Don't Buy Towa;stereo.m4a;comeback
Don't Buy Towa;useewa.m4a
BIG FAT DIVIDENDS;hat trick.m4a;goals == 3
BIG FAT DIVIDENDS;yIvcKk4vZ7y.m4a;comeback
BIG FAT DIVIDENDS;Howling-YPm9T622OX0.m4a

No wonder bigplans killed himself. What the fuck is this naming system?

[Anonymous No.]

>new IPOs
>no liquids
Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597400
You have shitcoins. Sell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595323
>>13597342
BIG PLANS had nothing to do with the sound export beyond the initial one... what naming system? if it was something I edited, it got a dumb name like "stereo" - everything else has youtube IDs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595323
you say when...

[Anonymous No.]

Night
Hope I can reach the new coins to at least 40 coins each, except Iroha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597493
No

[Anonymous No.]

Prices have shifted once again. We live in wild times my dudes.
>>13597544
I literally spent 10 hours editing files and re-exporting them so they'd show up in the order I wanted in PES; it had no practical value, it simply annoyed me that players didn't display in the order I wanted them to, never fucked with riggdio before. Only one thing left to fix, I'll bat signal you tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595323
>>13597771
>spoiler
>actually using rigged to edit the sound export
>giving a fuck what order they're in
>10 hours!
you should've asked me first. I wrote that shit in notepad. the editor itself is unusable shit, no wonder it took you ten hours FFS
the order also matters when it comes to priority, b-b-b-baka. you can actually break whatever the playback application is called, unrecoverable crash, if certain things in a "tiered" export like that are out of order...

[Anonymous No.]

artist drew her face real dumb looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598008
Aren't girls the cutest when they are retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595323
fuck it's 3 AM. last one. for now, lmk if u want more
>>13598027
retarded, yes
off-model, no. idk eyes just look weird to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595323
forgot one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585363
Europe thanks you for this.
Anyways I can't get the graph view to work and can only buy with the autotrader, thought I'd let you know. Yes, not even CTRL+F5'ing helps.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598189
see >>13595486

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597950
You misunderstand me, the audio was just annoying. The actual game stuff was aids; simply moving a player in the roster required renamed files and re-exporting them. My OCD required they team be a bottom to top, left to right system that I find aesthetically and logically pleasing, hence the 10 hours.
But now it's easy to manage and looks pretty! I'm pretty sure they suck, but they're really good at getting yellow cards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598297
oh, you meant the roster export itself
you'd need LARGE MACHINATIONS himself, Tomato, and a priest or two to figure that thing out. I tip my hat to you sir. abayo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598246
thanks bruv, appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

Drey, which ones will be rated Booba, I need to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598460
The council needs to have a meeting to discuss the matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598355
I just typed out a big reply and the window crashed because ???? so FUCK ME. tldr; just embrace dicksword like everyone else, this entire chain has been annoying and nonspecific, for no real reason, HMU bby.

[Anonymous No.]

man the 100s are racking up in a matter of cycles, I smell another shitstorm when the burgers wake up again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598460
Ooh, that's a good question.
#1 cunny is clearly a 1/10
#2 homostar is somehow a 4/10
#3 nyanners 2/10
#4 chloe is a 4/10
#5 chinchong samurai is also a 2/10

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else can't access nasfaq on their phone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598205
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598861
one of them is literally Noel but with a mask, c'mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599044
those "eyes" at the top of her hoodie make it look like she skinned and is wearing deadpool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599209
their designs seem inspired by Zvezda, as well as the settings...

[Anonymous No.]

coins won't show in the market. help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599396
>see >>13595486

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599420
thanks.
>already 1k
ugh, too busy to check the site, time to x5 i guess

[Anonymous No.]

lmao, i just checked them. chloe reminds me of snuffy kek

[Anonymous No.]

this is the only way to enjoy tur/ck/ey

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597342
so who is the new manager, going by wiki edits plans put in the new managers name instead of being edited by the new manager himself.
(very against 4cc wiki protocol)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599373
god i forgot about her perfect soft loli belly
you just dont really seen porn of her or people talking about the show

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599810
was anything he did according to protocol?

[Anonymous No.]

im saying this now, im willing to spend 20m for la+ thick horns (hat)

[Dansaa !UYIgh/eLso No.]

>>13599810
Sir, hello, sir. I am doing the needful. For the glorious state of /nasfaq/. I have produced very good tactics, like this.

[Anonymous No.]

honk please add an instant top stack conversion feature, which is only available until debut

[Anonymous No.]

someone do the exploit on these new coins. big chance that it still works

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600304
why would you think that market API calls would differ from coin to coin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600331
just an assumption that for every single changes the site have, honk fucks up somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

I will find you and I will rape you. Cease.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, I am buying Gura at 37k

[Anonymous No.]

DAMN YOU HONK
I WAS DOING SLEEP REPS

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, I'm buying page 10 checkem's x3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601523
wakey wakey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601556
oh nyyyyyooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601523
Good morning princess. Do you want some coffe?

[Anonymous No.]

new bread for lazy niggers
>>13602087
>>13602087
>>13602087

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602105
Ill take a whiskey instead thanks

[Anonymous No.]