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>> No.13687815
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I wuv goowa!

>> No.13687855
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I'm in love with Gura

>> No.13687871

Gura and LaPlus.

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>> No.13688050

stop mentioning this bitch already

>> No.13688122
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I feel dirty.
I just came to this image of Gura's hand.

>> No.13688171

you're weird

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>> No.13688261

I am very well aware.

>> No.13688337
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Nice, was it a big load?

>> No.13688430

Sadly average

>> No.13688488

sometimes i just want to make gura look at these threads

>> No.13688515
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I'm satisfied with my self-control during NNN. Just a few more days and I will be free.

>> No.13688721
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Gura and Lap

>> No.13689265

Are you praying for Gura every night?

>> No.13689326

Speculation on next schedule? GTA5 and endurance stream to beat DMC4 seem confirmed. Big Brain Academy:Brain vs Brain comes out December 3rd which she mentioned wanting to do before. Minecraft and Pokemon could fill out the rest. Games she mentioned wanting to play or haven't completed yet which she could do: Poppy Playtime, Metroid Dread, Super Metroid, Mini Motorways, Mordhau, Arms, and the horror games she wanted to play in October that got pushed to November which I don't think we've got one so far yet in November.

>> No.13689378

Multiple times a day.

>> No.13689400

Pokemon (2 streams)
DMC4 marathon
member karaoke
Maybe a collab with an EN member in the middle

Something like that

>> No.13689416

>he only prays to gura once a day

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>> No.13689426

Anything but that shitty minecraft mode again.

>> No.13689457
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>> No.13689486
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>mfw I came every day of november

>> No.13689634

same desu to gura

>> No.13689691

great job succeeding at nonstop nut november

>> No.13689764

Please no fucking DMC. Why do you guys want her to keep playing that game when she is clearly sick of it and feels pressured to keep playing it. I hope no DMC or Pokémon. Boring ass games.

>> No.13689883

I continue to pray for more Metroid, Dread or Super, everyday.

>> No.13689890

>cites DMC as one of her favorite franchises
>works to improve at playing
>clearly sick of it
Bud, your reps...

>> No.13689944

>thinking that Gura can be pressured into finishing games

>> No.13689978
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She can.

>> No.13690020

And how many did she finish since then?

>> No.13690038 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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You are King

>> No.13690054

>Loves the franchise
Abandons it for months at a time until fans keep pestering her about it. Compare the fun she was having in GTA to any DMC stream. It's night and day. It's faggot fans like you who want her to keep playing boring shit she clearly doesn't like

>> No.13690087

I'm not a schizo, sorry. The fact that the concept of finishing games lives rent free in her head is already a victory.

>> No.13690103

She can, she is doing it with DMC and the fucking Metroid series. I love Metroid but Gura clearly isn't a big fan or she would play it a lot more often.

>> No.13690106
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Gura's vagina dentata UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>> No.13690132
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Every game I like, Gura ends up dropping. So I'd rather not get my hopes up.. again

>> No.13690161

How many times does Gura have to say that she drags games she enjoys out? She's in no hurry to finish them.

>> No.13690198

>Abandons it for months at a time until fans keep pestering her about it.
literally talked about this on stream but let me guess you memoryholed it

>> No.13690209

Alright faggot go take your meds.

>> No.13690214

fakebud spotted

>> No.13690275

Thanks for confirming you don't know what you're talking about

>> No.13690378 [DELETED] 

Man lot of seanigs posting since the latest gen6 girl said she speak Thai.

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>> No.13690925

how's gura's cat
has she mentioned her weird cat recently?
i got a cat because gura has one

>> No.13690980
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cat has meowed on stream.
it's doing well.

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>> No.13691092

So much feet art

>> No.13691128

GURA FIX YOUR FUCKING AUDIO SETTINGS SO IT PICKS UP CAT PURRS. and leave it that way so we can hear your throat noises and other stuff

>> No.13691137

why does gura always call her cat "they" is it fucking nonbinary or something

>> No.13691155

She's afraid of doxxing the cat

>> No.13691171

I do that with my cat. I do not care for pet gender.

>> No.13691244

it picked up the purr a few days ago

>> No.13691259

No it didn't. It picked up Gura, and the cat happened to be purring.

>> No.13691279

yeah, it really is night and day, feels like Gura just wants to live up to the expectations of the dmc fanboys and forced memes by chat while gta is natural enthusiasm

>> No.13691283

You didnt watch the dinosaur karaoke then

>> No.13691285

does gura purr

>> No.13691299

That isn't the same mic.

>> No.13691318

i hope she wrote down the big brain release date so she doesn't forget it

>> No.13691341
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>> No.13691361

still heard purr

>> No.13691435

I personally held her at gunpoint until she commissioned DMC emotes for her chat

>> No.13691438
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Is gura still dead?

>> No.13691485

she'll rise on the third day

>> No.13691507

She's recovering from the C, pray for her anon. Ameno.

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>> No.13691721

She said flu so I believe her.

>> No.13691763

Didn't Iofi say something like that too?

>> No.13691800
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Yes, she'll be resurrected with negromancy soon

>> No.13691837

Idk I don't speak bug

>> No.13691896

The flu and C have almost identical symptoms, the C just gets more intense and lasts longer. Source: I had to deal with having it.

>> No.13691926

From what I understand COVID tends to hit hard and fast. Whatever she had built up gradually so I doubt it's COVID.

>> No.13691957

Having the sniffles is exactly how C started for me, YMMV. It's different for everyone which makes it scary.

>> No.13692086

That spooky mansion game she mentioned once would be a nice comfy stream

>> No.13692191
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Spooky's House of Jumpscares would be great, but as with all things Gura, I won't get my hopes up.

>> No.13692231

The game is bad. I'd rather watch minecraft.

>> No.13692237

In a previous stream she called him he constantly and then switched back to they after comments on the vod pointed it out

>> No.13692340

>not wanting to see guras descent into madness as the cute "spooky" game turns horror

>> No.13692359

i like it

>> No.13692371

It would be more of a spoiler if that didn't happen.

>> No.13692440
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Gura cute

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>> No.13692541

gura should play splatoon. its cute and you dont have to aim good

>> No.13692607
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I wish konami would give gura perms to play mgs

>> No.13692761

Gura should play Shadows of the Damned, I just remembered it existed

>> No.13692781

i really don't understand why a company wouldn't want free advertising, maybe japs are just retarded

>> No.13692817
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I want Gura to feel better...
t. chumbie

>> No.13692898

Would you want to deal with Cover's autism if it was unclear whether it would sell copies? Everyone already knows what MGS is.

>> No.13693063

Surprisingly, Umisea song has hit 950k views after over 2 months. I actually kind of forgot about it until I saw it in recommendations. Also, Country Roads seems to still be going strong hitting 3.5m a few days ago. Might as well bring this up but there was a resurgence in the cover some weeks or over a month ago. Can't explain why or what caused it but it holds a steady 50k views a week which gets it above the water for most cover songs based on that hololive song top 50 video after being off that list for a while.

>> No.13693170

heaven forbid one of their office jockeys has to respond to an email. but, we already know konami is retarded anyway, so what can you do

>> No.13693244

I love gura.

>> No.13693505

chumbuds i got a mcrib

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>> No.13693610

good to hear gura

>> No.13694117

Keep us posted, gura.

>> No.13694150
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My mom is sick and gura is sick....

>> No.13694204

W-wait a minute...

>> No.13694232
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.13694280

You gotta fuck your mom, bro.
She's Gura.

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>> No.13694316

I'm your father.

>> No.13694338
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Not likely for next schedule but she's brought up fubuki a few times in the past few streams, I hope they do something together at some point soon

>> No.13694339

Same bud.
I come 2 or 3 times everyday.

>> No.13694934
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I'm off to find her

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>> No.13695085
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Oh no! She has COVID and is in her early twenties. She only has a 99% chance to live. Let me doomfagpost about virus and repeat msm talking points

>> No.13695106
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Ever elusive

>> No.13695141

You're killing Gurandma!

>> No.13695147
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You guys don't really want to breed her right?
You guys don't really want to put a baby in her tummy right?
It was just the meme right?

>> No.13695184

There's a cycle? I've been in the stay home part for over a year now.

>> No.13695192

Covid at the age of 9000 = 100% death

>> No.13695227

Heh... Y-yeah... I'd n-never want to do that...

>> No.13695250

I do, but I'm the only one that can and will

>> No.13695363
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>Thanks for the comfy week, Gura, I needed it. Work was terrible! I'm sorry you got sick, please drink a lot of water and try to sleep, it's always ok to cancel a stream. Be healthy. :_gurapat: Happy Thanksgiving!

>> No.13695400

Rewatching archives of passpartout and Amensia until Gura returns. I had a laugh when she got stuck with the monster blocking the door and had to restart for Dark Descent because it wouldn't let her progress. The screams are also a nice touch. She should play more horror games.

>> No.13695424

that's you? damn anon

>> No.13695440
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haha.. who would want to have a kid with a shark...

>> No.13695541

why can't I kiss gura right now

>> No.13695608

Because i'm kissing her right now. Can't wait to get sick from her!

>> No.13695715
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.13695803

I'm getting sick myself. Sore throat, congestion, stomach pain, upset stomach but also ravenous hunger. Whatever it is fucking sucks.

>> No.13696015

Visitor from /xivg/ here. Anyone got any more details on when / how Gura's gonna do her XIV stream?

>> No.13696032

Hopefully never

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I mean, she's short and a good cook

>> No.13696111
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If dolphin pussy is like pic related, i wonder what shark pussy is like.

>> No.13696122
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Hey look, I found her

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Cuz she dead

>> No.13696168

Probably nothing like that, sharks and dolphins aren't that close

>> No.13696178

Oh nyo she went feral

>> No.13696535

If she's going to play a game with the cute to horror gimmick I'd rather see DDLC. Or an upfront horror game that is actually scary.

>> No.13697126

Confirmed fake!

>> No.13697242

That's 9 in atlantean years

>> No.13697446

I fucking WISH we'd go back into lockdown, my job gave me a $5 raise during that shit

>> No.13697558

Yeah its not like it can cause damage to the lungs or vocal cords

>> No.13697592

I wish we went back to lockdown too since I only had to go to work for 2 hours a day, 3-4 days per week and still got paid my 40 hours + some covid bonus.

>> No.13697736

Lazy bastard.

>> No.13697897

I just love my days off

>> No.13697921
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If she truly has the chinese coof then concernposting is the only acceptable course of action.

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Ok that's actually not good. Dear god I hope gura doesn't get covid, i don't even think those vaccines will save her if she gets it

>> No.13698270

what vod are you getting comfy with to fill the void and calm the concern?
rewatching her RDR2 streams here

>> No.13698301

well she's been eating more meat and healthier lately)past week or so) so maybe her immune system can have a chance still

>> No.13698317

watching space dandy because I think gura would love it

>> No.13698415

I'm worried that that was only because family was cooking for her, though that does spark the comforting thought that mama shark might be taking care of her right now

>> No.13698557

I have faith in my beautiful wife, she'll be okay

>> No.13698584

Gura is deathly afraid of being doxxed/stalked to the point that she hides her cat's gender. It's heartbreaking honestly, I hope she can feel safer somehow in the future

>> No.13698652

Anemia isn't cured overnight, anon.
If with iron supplements it usually takes 2-3 months, then red meat alone should take a year.

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Would she die on the Laika episode?

>> No.13698681

that is fake, bro. Stop believing everything you see on the internet

>> No.13698700

let me have my copium please

>> No.13698721

Cry* you concernfaggots are fucking with my head.

>> No.13698755

I swear I see this post everytime I look at /ggg/

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>> No.13699010

she always uses we/they.

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>> No.13699087

I feel so empty inside chumbuds. I want to hear her voice and know that she’s ok.

>> No.13699383

>that she’s ok.
she's not. the new loli is stealing her life energy

>> No.13699422

She is very upset at the moment over numbers

>> No.13699423
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Im feeling chummy tonight

>> No.13699463

don't worry, she will get a burst of JO energy on Dec 1st.

>> No.13699635
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What do you have in mind?

>> No.13699834
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Gura dying

>> No.13700541

Day three really hits hard doesn't it?

>> No.13700673

Let's make a get well soon card for Gura. Draw some stuff. We will combine it and tag her on twatter

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>> No.13701032
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I miss her bros...

So that's why I'm going to watch the last three streams I had to miss!

>> No.13701111

So with HoloX coming out, does that make Gura a Grand Senpai?

>> No.13701215

Very high chance I don’t make it..

>> No.13701249
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ok, this is for Gura.

>> No.13701264

Why does the child have such big hips?

>> No.13701290

blessed by the sex goddess to be her successor

>> No.13701325

What did you think child-bearing hips were? Kids need wide hips to bear their weight. They'll narrow as they get older.

>> No.13701353

Gura will be a daisenpai after another EN generation come out in the future.

>> No.13701492

so she can birth our future child

>> No.13701692

Can't wait for more GTA kino

>> No.13701826

when is that little GOOP going to stream

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>> No.13702123

That's fucking gay and feminine. Gura doesn't like twinks

>> No.13702163

If you’re actually right I’m gonna goop goop a bullet into my head

>> No.13702333

I was right a couple weeks ago when I kept saying schedule and stream on Wednesday and fags kept telling me no. I know how Gura is. People here are so in love that they are blinded

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>> No.13702456

Please don’t reply to my serious mental anguish with with schizo bullshit thank you

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me on the right...

>> No.13702549

You've got severe self confidence issues huh

>> No.13702571


Konami is a Yakuza pachinko company that uses properties from its days as a video game company for branding

>> No.13702577

Based. Pull through if she doesn't.

>> No.13702603

>I was right a couple weeks ago
You were always and always will be nothing but a huge fucking retard. You've predicted the worst case scenario every single week for a year and celebrated the three times when you were accidentaly wrong with all the grace of a dog eating its own shit. A sad fucking sight to be sure.

>> No.13702617

reminder that anemia fucks up the menstrual cycle and makes it more irregular and sporadic.
Wouldn't be surprised if a lot of her feeling sick and tired in the past was the cunny bleeding unexpectedly.

>> No.13702644

>I know how Gura is
LOL delusional

>> No.13702651

Accidentally right*, obviously.

>> No.13702690

Watch streams.

>> No.13702773

You mean when she took a third day off? So you think that means she’ll take a five day break this time? Ogey

>> No.13702814
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Do your reps.

>> No.13702939

Me on the left >:3

>> No.13702941

You don't even have a trident beside your name

>> No.13702943

she sounded sicker than usual, anon might be right

>> No.13703097
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I may have been late to the party, but I still have my weapon.

>> No.13703132

what reps should i do

>> No.13703184

Where's my second fucking GTA5 stream?

>> No.13703232
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go out and socialize with people

>> No.13703290
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.13703311

You know, this may be overstepping my bounds, but I also want her to do her reps for us. She knows how much we care about her, but refuses to do any health or doctor reps, instead just making us sad and worried. I try to take care of myself in a way she’d be proud of, and I really wish she’d do the same. Inb4 entitled schizo, gargle my chode.

>> No.13703335

The shark is sick. Please understand.
Don't worry though, a bit of bread and espresso will have her back in tip top shape in no time!

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I'm in lust with Gawr!

>> No.13703391

Did you mean *redbull and kitkats?

>> No.13703424

Cbt reps, workout reps, despair reps

>> No.13703438

Now we got a gta5 schizo

>> No.13703442

Nah that's based
I also want Gura to put in an effort to be healthy.

>> No.13703455
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Is gura dead?

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The problem isn't that she's sick of DMC the problem is that she keeps delaying member streams so they fall on DMC day meaning two streams in one day. She then makes DMC the second stream because you can't slight the members by making their stream second that would make them go ballistic and make the antis swarm from all the blood in the water. She then goes into DMC already exhausted from the member stream when it's a game that requires a lot of focus and thus rapidly turns into a deflated husk as it sucks everything she has left out of her. This has literally happened the last three times she tried to play DMC. (Although one of those steams wasn't a member stream but a sponsored stream the rule still applies.)

TLDR: Gura is a baka who can't pace herself and Members and Sponsors ruin everything.

>> No.13703499

based on the available scientific literature, gura needs more iron in her bloodstream, and I worry about her omega3 intake as well.

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>> No.13703545

This but unironically since she is my wife

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Yes, she met Truck-kun and died of covid.

>> No.13703602

this is so sad

was it a mack truck or a peterbuilt?

>> No.13703629

That's the old diet. Or so she's led us to believe.

>> No.13703704

I think most of these schizos are the same schizo who has severe autism and can't handle it when Gura doesn't follow the plan he has for her in his mind. I bet the schedule schizo was him as well.

>> No.13703792
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>mumei sings better than gura
>she has good setlist
meanwhile gura karaoke is just scuffed shit and meme setlist...

>> No.13703813

>DMC schizo feels threatened by a new GTA schizo and immediately concentrates as much schizophrenia as he can into a post.

>> No.13703817

she's been eating better and even eating on stream, which is good.

>> No.13703824

go back

>> No.13703840


Gura survives at the bottom of the ocean where nuclear submarines get crushed by the pressure. A speeding semi would split like cotton candy hitting a running faucet on her and she probably wouldn't notice it until it before ahe saw the bits flying around her

>> No.13703920

Go watch her then

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Gura should do more official cover songs if she's mad about how scuffed her karaokes have been.

>> No.13704064

But Yagoo used his sorcery to limit Gura's power for the duration of her contract. She needs to gun for her immortality back when its time to renegotiate.

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The last few threads have been shit but all I really care about is whether she's okay.

>> No.13704130

Both, sandwiched in a head-on collision while infected with the omicron strain of covid

>> No.13704194

i definitely prefer the scuffed karaoke

>> No.13704204


Canonically only Cali (In a mortal body now) and Laplus are being limited in power right now

>> No.13704260
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>Thinking that Gura playing a high intensity game a couple hours after a previous stream is exhausting for her is me being a schizo.
Sorry you're right she obviously has an inexhaustible supply of energy and her being low energy when she plays DMC is because she hates it my bad.

>> No.13704270

I want to be sandwiched by Gawr Gura and another holoCunny

>> No.13704376
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I want to get between these two.

>> No.13704409
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She'll be fine, don't let bored shitposting convince you she actually has ultra ebola variant xxx

>> No.13704436

Wait, something doesn't seem right about this

>> No.13704486

Eh, I still say that Yagoo is an evil eastern sorcerer from a 30's pulp magazine who binds demi-gods to his will and forces them to stream on youtube for peanuts.

>> No.13704491

gura hospitalization arc LET'S GOOO

>> No.13704569

>She then makes DMC the second stream because you can't slight the members by making their stream second that would make them go ballistic
You could probably give the Wednesday/LOVES days off schizo a run for his money. Please take a step back and seriously reconsider whether you should be posting on the internet.

>> No.13704591

Hope you're ready to lose blood.
A lot of it.

>> No.13704899


I will not discount this possibility especially with the dumb Monk in Journey to the west controlling the Monkey King after he heat up a pantheon of gods


Gura is at least an Atlantean and possibly the Demigod daughter of Poseidon putting her on level with beings like Lugh Heracles Maui etc. She was able to fight Cali to a draw twice so im leaning towards the latter. The real issue is shes dumb as a post and likely unaware of how unusually strong she actually is

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Gura should do more official cover songs while getting mad at her own scuffed karaoke.

>> No.13705235
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Yes Gura and Gawr.

>> No.13705326

I wanna see Gawr and Gura sandwich Ina, making a triple cunny buffet.

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I'll be honest that part was just a shitpost. I wanted to make my post to be bigger so I started talking out of my ass to make filler. I'm serious about her playing it on double stream days being bad though. It's not a game you can play well when you're low energy.

>> No.13705673

I just tuned in to Mumei in time to hear her say she's pregnant. I guess Gura's in good company.

>> No.13706239

i have all of gura's symptoms and they're appearing on the same timeline lol great

>> No.13706337

Same. Seems it's going around. At least it's not the 'rona.

>> No.13706341

Fair enough, it came across as some real schizo shit though.
And it's not like she's always low energy on second streams, that's only true when she was already tired in the first place which, admittedly, is frequent.

>> No.13706360

How is Gura feeling right now?

>> No.13706388

i'm like 36 hours behind her

>> No.13706436

How was Gura feeling 36 hours ago?

>> No.13706462

like taking a bath and not working

>> No.13706505

Same, I'm catcing something. My throat is sore and I'm in some sort of half state of it wanting to knock me out and feeling like I can just power through it. I can't imagine what it'd feel if I was inactive and anemic.

>> No.13706508

Bullshit, Gura doesnt bathe.

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>> No.13706590

Oh nyo!

>> No.13706780

>is vacinated
>gets the C-virus

>> No.13706877

The Chum Virus...

>> No.13706932

The Cunny Virus

>> No.13706962

oh nyo~

>> No.13707000

The cute virus.

>> No.13707034

>New cunny gets release.
>Chumbuds start getting sick left and right.
I guess there is such a thing as too much cunny. It even got the queen cunnyseur goomba.

>> No.13707130

I am growing stronger. I am rotating through my onaholes

>> No.13707340
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same desu

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>gura becomes an unholy resident evil type shark mutant

>> No.13707879

I'd still try to sex her

>> No.13708090

>Gura is [some fucked up version if herself]
Don’t care. Mating press.

>> No.13708114

she's gonna schlick herself out of this sickness

>> No.13708668

But she schlicked herself into it.

>> No.13708707

No, I did.

>> No.13708798

I hope mommy is taking care of her

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Look at this, still 100% pure sex.

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Look at my cute shark wife

>> No.13709315

post nya

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>> No.13709569

lol This anon gets the joke

>> No.13709606
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>> No.13709636

She knows what shes doing

>> No.13709703

What makes you think she doesn't

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I read that as "another EN graduation"
I'm a dumbo.

>> No.13709791

I need moar gura-chan masks...

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Keeping those germs out

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>> No.13710486

More canonical mask-wearing vtubers when though

>> No.13710554

Covid was merely adapted to the dark, Gawr Gura was born in it, molded by it...

>> No.13710710

I love her so fucking much

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Is there any lore on gura's power?

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I'm not gonna make it

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I just did something nasty, and ut hurts too, fuck that and I hope gura is ogey

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Would gura like hotpot?

>> No.13711232

over 9000

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>> No.13711412

I don't know what you said, but that Gura has neat shoes.

>> No.13711521

Would you still watch Gura if she stopped playing games?

>> No.13711537

Yes absolutely

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You dont want to know

>> No.13711598

i watch gura for gura

>> No.13711607

you're right keep it to yourself

>> No.13711636

That'd be a waste. A streamer can't get out of B-tier unless they can play games well. this is my problem with calli
Part of Gura being S-tier is in fact that she's not-shit at games.

Dunno why you'd gimp that.

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Oh nyo

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I don't think I can stop watching Gura no matter what she does now.

>> No.13711865

Anyone that stays during superchats without sending one would.

>> No.13712199

Who do you think the next JP she's going to collab with?

>> No.13712245

You will not get what you want. Gura will not collab with the nu loli.

>> No.13712361

I honestly wasn't going there.

>> No.13712364

Lui talks a bit of English and seems to pander a lot to EN so she will probably collab with some EN girls early 2022.
Dunno about the other yet. Don’t expect Gura collab

>> No.13712461

I’d unironically watch more than I do. I get semi filtered by certain games and end up not paying much attention to the stream. But when she’s doing any kind of zatsu I’m completely focused on her for as long as she goes. Maybe I’d crave more variety after a while, but imo she truly shines without games to distract her beautiful stream if consciousness.

>> No.13712571

there's a lot of non-game content that's fun, so yes.

>> No.13712636

I hope she does though I like la+

>> No.13713359

There are some options: Pekora she mentioned several times as a potential collab partner, Okayu recently revealed she's a fan, so maybe that'll happen. Miko is a possibility as well.

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>> No.13713707

What would it be/feel like to have sex with Gura-chan?

>> No.13713766

Speaking from experience, it's pretty nice

>> No.13713781

I don't know, I haven't felt anything even 10% as euphoric as that would be.

>> No.13714079 [DELETED] 

literally 2 fps

>> No.13714179

anon your thread reps

>> No.13714581

Okayu watame or fbk

>> No.13714642

>Okayu recently revealed she's a fan, so maybe that'll happen.
Imagine a Okayu/Korone/Gura collab
Guru would be "???" through out the whole thing.

>> No.13715187

Yes, but she enjoys gaming streams too much to do that.
I do wish she'd do more cover songs though.

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I miss goowa

>> No.13715874

sure, but that'd be a shame

>> No.13715889

Gura has a natural valley girl accent, even the JPs pick up on it? Like everything is a question?

>> No.13716003

Goodnight chumbies. I really, really, REALLY hope she at least likes some things on twitter tomorrow. I'm worried...

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Goodnight chumbudd, goodnight chumbuds

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I have a feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night. See you there.

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>> No.13716176

Goodnight chumbies

>> No.13716180

She'll be alive tomorrow, sleep soundly, chummies.

>> No.13716229

can you promise me that? i don't want to miss any big happenings

>> No.13716407

She'll be fine, anon. Tomorrow she will feel much better and on monday she will completely recover.

>> No.13716430

no promises, she might die while you sleep.

>> No.13716449

fuck you now i'm gonna stay up until she likes something

>> No.13716549

don't worry, if she does die before you wake up, no one will find out until after you do. there's no way an announcement will be made so soon, even if it does happen.

what you should be worried about is if she died a few days ago, and they've just finished putting together a statement that they'll release while you sleep.

>> No.13716559

Don't listen to the other asshole, us other night shifters can keep watch.

>> No.13716711

You think she finished watching Arcane?

>> No.13716728

thanks anon, i'll go to sleep while the night guard takes watch

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Chumbuds, I am losing my fucking mind, I need more hobbies, I need to be human

>> No.13716831

Just Gura

>> No.13716857 [DELETED] 

What's up with the fucker who keeps posting Gura dox all the time now? He's been doing it here and in global for a few weeks now.

>> No.13716923

https://exhentai.org/g/2071912/ac8eadb3ce/ Uuuhhhhh, chumbuds, explain this.

>> No.13716990

are you cityfag?
google "[your city] meetups"
you should get results.

We live in a global society. People move from city to city all the time. These are social people who have sex. When they arrive in a new city, they need to build a social circle so they can attract women.
Loners do not attract women, because loners don't have social lives. You have to have friends.
These meetup groups reliably do shit like hikes or rock climbing or even a bookclub if you're a fatty. Point is, it's public groups, you can meet people.
If you look, I bet there's weeb groups. Hell, anon. Have you ever been to an anime convention? I haven't. Maybe it's your jam.

if you're a countryfag I can't help. You guys are supposed to all know each other and if you've fucked that up, don't you have to leave town? I dunno.

>> No.13717001

Yes, I love her zatsus.

>> No.13717007

Concerned/10 gura sounded very frail and raspy at the end of the stream

>> No.13717025

I just see a panda. What?

>> No.13717105

Go lift some weights for Gura bud. Gura loves strong ojisans.

>> No.13717154

based and I hurt my wrist earlier doing just that pilled
I thought I was ready to raise my OHP but oops owwie I wasn't

>> No.13717277

Whenever I see a post like this which sticks out like a sore thumb, (weird structure, weird word choice, weird opinion), I always wonder what kind of person created the post. How you got here, how often you post, social status...

>> No.13717326

Shitty Gura cosplayer who can't even be bothered to get a tail does porn. Not sure what there is to explain.
exhentai is a gated community. You have to successfully log into e-hentai.org before trying to access exhentai.org, or it'll block you.

>> No.13717360

Very random and poorly drawn, 2/10

>> No.13717396

main board is /tg/, flight attendant for a private company. I'm here because funny cartoon girls sing songs.

Don't tell me you're from /jp/.

>> No.13717419

Fuck, I've been trying to bump up my days but I'm always going to a psychologist on tuesdays and thur-fri are work days

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>> No.13717511

>not saying "good bye! b-bye now! bye! good bye!" for a few minutes
Fake and gay.

>> No.13717552

Why do you immediately think I'm from /jp/? Do they often ask for anons to post their backgrounds there?

>> No.13717586

don't listen to him, it's normal here to have come over from /jp/

>> No.13717679

Nah, I just associate them with the paranoid because none of them have jobs.
Of course. Pre-/vt/ was a thing. But some classic /jp/ culture doesn't translate to vtubers. Namely the 3DPD mindset.

>> No.13717836

Sorry, did my initial reply come off as paranoid?? Also, there's two types of "from /jp/" people, people from actual /jp/ and people who only used /hlg/ or /vyt/, which one are you talking about?

>> No.13717868

Powerful ancient evil within her that could cause the End. The true myth and Apex Predator.

>> No.13717891

She deserves better doujins

>> No.13717954

>did my initial reply come off as paranoid??
> I always wonder what kind of person created the post. How you got here, how often you post, social status...

Why you worrying about someone's social status?

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I will sleep when I am dead

>> No.13718118

Listening to Reflect again, for some reason it's really hits me in the right spot right now. I kinda wish it was leaning even more into ancient greek aesthetic tho.

>> No.13718131

Kek I see what you did there

>> No.13718153

Pure curiosity. Specifically because your initial post was giving advice about being social, yet you word your advice as coming from someone who doesn't really take part in any of the advice you gave, but I didn't see it coming from someone who was a total loner either.
Is Gura your oshi, or are you just passing through?

>> No.13718379

I'm out doing my exercise reps at 3am fuck the rules I have the day off.

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Gura is in my Top 2 ENs. She's easier to keep up with than the /stars/ which is what I spend more time on. I'm not naming the other EN because it is a small thread, and I like it to move slowly.
>didnt watch DMC4 I want to beat the game first myself dammit.


>> No.13718656

/stars/, that's pretty rare. Is the other EN Calli?
Gura is my oshi, I try to watch every stream. Her singing was the initial reason I started to get invested in her.

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>Is the other EN Calli?
Nope. The other EN initially got my attention for her choice in Platinum games. And it wasn't Wonderful 101.
Now it turns out she can sing and used to dance seriously. I need the holos who can dance all in one room, please.

>> No.13718927

>And it wasn't Wonderful 101

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>> No.13719031

Keep the homos out of this thread please.

>> No.13719083

Okay. Because you said please.

>> No.13719367

Goodness I love Gura and Gawr!

>> No.13719523

Hello fellow chumbuds. I just finished the GTA V vod which was awesome and still have 4 vods to watch ( I was away this week). Could you rank me from best to worst between Minecraft, Kronii collab, DMC4 and second Pokemon stream ?

>> No.13719590

Gura was a bit tired/sick for those streams unfortunately. She was a bit frustrated in DMC, and the minecraft stream didn't have too much going on. I'd pick pokemon personally unless you enjoy watching Kronii.

>> No.13719708

The Kronii collab is short and I like her so I will go for Pokemon and the collab in priority thank you.
I will watch the other later if I got some spare time

>> No.13719741

Those streams were pretty chill in comparison to GTA5 one, I personally enjoyed the Smash collab and DMC4.

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>> No.13720223

I tend to use the DMC streams as a source of background listening when I'm driving/travelling around personally.

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