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A thread for the discussion of the Crackling Chef of Cookery, herself, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.

>> No.14166400
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>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

>> No.14166423

>knocks over asmr mic onto stove
>burns

>> No.14166432

that's right deadbeats that nut cream mori was talking about was my nut cream

>> No.14166439
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EET'S RAWR, YEW FACKING DONKEY

>> No.14166441
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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>> No.14166476

This stream made me go full gosling for Cali. Why is this so adorable?

>> No.14166485

j-japan??

UHH MORI????? YOU LIVE IN THE UNDERWORLD???

>> No.14166517

Extremely good energy from Mori this stream

>> No.14166518

"I'll let you lick, deadbeats"

>> No.14166527

>>14166287
Maybe there is some truth to this. I still remember embarrassing myself during the first jump king stream

>> No.14166533

There isn't a more entitled vtuber then Cuntliope Mori.

>> No.14166536

>>14166400
kys faggot

>> No.14166544
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I'm glad I doubled up on the amounts for this Third Strongest Drink. Mori is about to find out that it doesn't make a whole glass

>> No.14166547

>>14166518
>turns the mixer on

>> No.14166551
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LICKING THE BATTER OFF OF CALLI'S MONSTER FUTA COCK

>> No.14166556

>>14166476
GFE streams tend to have this effect, anon. It never gets any easier.

>> No.14166558

How do I become that bowl

>> No.14166561

I can't believe literal Jews are trying to dictate what my Mori does on stream.

>> No.14166566
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>> No.14166571

Wow, her voice this stream sounds different...
...
...flushed emoji

>> No.14166596

>>14166400
Apparently her brother said she visits here and is extremely autistic, how does that make you feel?

>> No.14166598

>>14166439
kek

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>>14166376

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>> No.14166667
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森りん頑張って!!

>> No.14166672

>>14166566
>I wonder if my grandmother had a boyfriend
What did he mean by this?

>> No.14166686

>>14166566
257 knows what's up. I hope the new dress has gloves with it.

>394
???

>> No.14166690

I'm going to kill myself and blame Mori in the note

>> No.14166708

>>14166636
a fucking mirror

>> No.14166725

She is going to gain 5 extra pounds after this stream is over

>> No.14166749

>>14166725
yea when i get her pregnant AYOOOO

>> No.14166752

>>14166725
And it will all go to her ass and tits.

>> No.14166768

>>14166708
Based

>> No.14166784

>mori clumsily knocks the camera over
What does it reveal?

>> No.14166788
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>> No.14166796

>>14166672
grandmother means dad in japanese

>> No.14166799
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Guys I think I love her too much. I can't fucking handle it. I thought I was past my ghostling state since things are changing in my life but this has brought me right back

>> No.14166809

>>14166784
An actual skeleton

>> No.14166814

I wish she wouldnt take up 2/3 of her screen with a gif

>> No.14166818

>>14166708
the best maiden kari-san

>> No.14166827

>>14166784omocat hoodie

>> No.14166839

>>14166796
Kek

>> No.14166840

I love when Mori has fun, her streams are so good when she's having a good time.

>> No.14166864

>"So gooood."
>"cream"
>"lick the tools"
>"taste like heaven"
>"Wanna lick it? I'll let you. Use your imagination."
>"Doing it on the floor like a savage"
>"Gonna lick it the bowl little later."
>"I'm not licking it, I'm putting it in."
> "Now you can see it."
>"What are you doing on the floor? Don't worry about it."
>"I'll do it with my hands like a savage."
>"We're gonna be making a real mess today."
>"It's looking very thick. Good, it should be."
>"Maybe at least pull it out."

Damn Mori and I thought it I was just a hornybeat. Turns out it was her the entire time.

>> No.14166866

>>14166784
distant mori is a completely different person next to mori that mysteriously sounds distant at all times

>> No.14166868

>>14166784
We all know who mori is faggot, (her gigantic futa cock

>> No.14166899

Remember Mori is pregnant with triplets.

>> No.14166902

https://streamable.com/f8y0oh

>> No.14166910

>>14166864
You only just found out you she wants to put her five foot scythe inside you?

>> No.14166926

>>14166788
Dokksubeats react the same way we do

>> No.14166954

>>14166864
See Faggots its not just me

>> No.14166968

>>14166784
Mori wearing a full hijab and her Omocat jacket...

>> No.14166990

>>14166637
The strongest deadbeat, truly

>> No.14167006

>>14166902
and that was the last time Calli was teetee with Kiara. Thank god

>> No.14167017

>>14166910
And that she wants us to grab our scythes and show them how, yes. How'd you know?

>> No.14167047

>>14166954
samefagging doesnt prove anything nigger

>> No.14167056

>>14166788
>There are many women who want to be embraced by Calliope
The clock is ticking... my money is on Suzy [/spoiller]

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>>14167006
Hey look, anon. It's you.

>> No.14167079

>>14166784
A normal 20-some white chick

>> No.14167100

>>14167069
that poor dog...

>> No.14167104

>2000 dollars for making peanut cheese bars
Money mori... Unstoppable...

>> No.14167120

>>14167079
"normal"

>> No.14167123
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remember to love your cooking Mori

>> No.14167125

DO NOT GO GHOST, DEADBEATS

>> No.14167126

>>14167069
a blender?

>> No.14167169

>>14167125
Tell that to me 14 months ago.

>> No.14167171

>>14167120
yeah shes pretty average.

>> No.14167183

>>14167104
She's in it for the long-haul, she fully intends to make everything

>> No.14167192
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>>14167125
haha, who would do such a thing lol

>> No.14167217

Deadbeats truly are the most cucked fanbase. Your 'Oshi' lies to you right to your face, and you just keep nodding along? Pathetic.

You can CLEARLY hear her licking the spoon, but she claims she isn't.

>> No.14167270

>>14167217
I don't know if she can get away with this one, bros...

>> No.14167291

>Its very think
God I'm losing my mind tonight

>> No.14167309

>>14167217
Distant Mori's obvious licking sounds....

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>>14166788
Part 2

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>>14167217
Yeah, well, who's going to stop her?

>> No.14167335

>>14167125
FUCK YOU BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT AND IF I WANT TO GO GHOST NOW I WILL

>> No.14167342

>>14167291
>think
thick. She said thick. I can't believe this is happening to me this early tonight

>> No.14167360

>>14166377
This Mori looks more rapeable than usual

>> No.14167371

>>14167310
>Japanese are decisively poor in the shape of the ass
Fucking kek

>> No.14167384

>>14167217
What I thought those were a secret service to the us deadbeats. I've been lied to

>> No.14167399

>>14167310
>You can fight the boobs, but the ass loses.

>> No.14167403

>>14167310
>143
The unfortunate life of a JOP assman...

>> No.14167450

Pre-prepbeats, how long is all this gonna take her anyway?

>> No.14167463

>>14167360
She has a knife and knows how to use it Anon, you'd be dead in a second

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>>14167217
>>14167270
damn... its over bros

>> No.14167490

>>14167360
lol you're going in the soup next

>> No.14167527

This cooking stream is so cringe lmao

>> No.14167533

>>14167217
ogey

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>>14167463

>> No.14167557

>>14167310
After all white beauty is supreme.
It's like a revelation...

>> No.14167586

>>14167450
At least 2 hours. I took my time though

>> No.14167591

she's so cute I can't take it

>> No.14167620

>>14167549
You didn't realize this is your PoV looking up at the ceiling? She just has to open her mouth and it's a roulette on how that knife lands.

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>>14167463
Not that anon but she knows exactly how to use it

>> No.14167680
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>>14167450
>>14167586
I just realized its almost been 1.5 hours
We're probably gonna be here for another 1.5 at the earliest

>> No.14167704

>>14167310
what messaging board is this on?

>> No.14167719

she'll doxx herself and get away with it like always

>> No.14167722

>>14167104
you cucks keep donating

>> No.14167737

>>14167476
Can you post the other one?

>> No.14167759

>>14167399
reading that sent me

>> No.14167767

>>14167704
japanese /pol/

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>>14167737

>> No.14167782

>>14167770
Gracias

>> No.14167798

>>14166377
why her tits perk up?

>> No.14167810

if it's something that calls for a food processor, mixing with your hands isn't going to cut it

>> No.14167824
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>>14167680
God I hope so. I'm so happy right now bros

>> No.14167845

>>14166864
She just keeps doing it again and again

>> No.14167887

Here's the part where it becomes disaster kitchen

>> No.14167912

>>14167887
just wait for the lucky sandwich

>> No.14167964

im so happy this stream is happening

>> No.14167966

>>14166784
Calli wearing a big mask with her face on it, clearly (and her black mask on top of that mask)

>> No.14167968

>>14167810
Depends, you can bring alot of doughs together with a food processor or just by hand mixing.

>> No.14168003

>>14167968
food processor is a better blender, it means it has to be super mixed. Your hands don't do that

>> No.14168054

based deadbeat who asked about grip strength

>> No.14168105

her outfit reveal is on the 9th!

>> No.14168111

Cooking live without doxxing yourself requires quite a bit of planning if you want it to be good

>> No.14168129

Has she made her drink yet?

>> No.14168138

>>14168111
If Calli showed her face by accident she would still just go "wooooh oh no doxxed!!!"

>> No.14168141

Mori proving that she eats like a kid by eating all that peanut butter

>> No.14168180

>>14168138
She would dab

>> No.14168198

>>14167798
Because the artist wanted them to.

>> No.14168201

>>14168129
not yet

>> No.14168226

her sink gonna stank

>> No.14168235

YOU DON'T PUT FOOD DOWN A BATHROOM SINK

>> No.14168249

We're gonna be here for hours.
No complaints at all.

>> No.14168250

Does she not have a kitchen sink

>> No.14168257
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Goddammit Mori.

>> No.14168273

>>14168250
Bottom left corner. We are the sink.

>> No.14168282

>>14168138
she would give me a free blowjob

>> No.14168290

I kneel deadbeats, your oshi is hilarious.

>> No.14168294

The sink mechanic.....

>> No.14168296

>>14168250
The laptop is in the kitchen sink

>> No.14168304

bros I think there's peanut butter in her bathroom sink

>> No.14168315
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>>14168235
Please forgive her brain can be tiny at times

>> No.14168317

>>14168250
Her laptop is in it right now.

>> No.14168319

"sink mechanic" killed me lmao

>> No.14168323

Guys, I think she has peanut butter in her bathroom sink

>> No.14168324

Deadbeats your Oshi is a walking disaster lets GOOOOOO

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>>14166868

>> No.14168363

>>14168304
Peanut butter in her bathroom sink?

>> No.14168371

I haven't watched one of her streams in ages, but this is some good fucking stuff.

>> No.14168375

I think her voice is going to be fine for karaoke

>> No.14168456

that sink is going to fucking clog Mori you idiot

>> No.14168491

>>14168353
Uncensored where

>> No.14168496

sticky keys

>> No.14168520

>Bread Rap
>Peanut Butter in the Bathroom Sink

All these sneak peeks of the third EP "In Da Kitchen with Calliope"

>> No.14168523

>>14168363
she's gonna have to call the sink mechanic

>> No.14168574

>>14168520
>last song is "Calli's Going to Jail Tonight"
I can already see where the album's story is going

>> No.14168599

>>14168520
Not "Hell's Kitchen"

>> No.14168612

>"Just let it happen"
yes ma'am

>> No.14168613

>>14168520
can't wait for her song "ya got beef?"

>> No.14168625

>>14166864
Just let it it happen. another one of those jokes ayy Mori?

>> No.14168647

Mori is begging for children to raise

>> No.14168678

>>14168520
>>14168574
>A crazy woman tries to cook for others and poisons them, breaks the plumbing in her home, goes to jail for manslaughter, and then breaks out

>> No.14168693

Mori is already planning how to live rent-free in (YOU) kid's heads for years.

>> No.14168726

>>14168613
followed by "Curtains"

>> No.14168736

is there a download for this cookbook?

>> No.14168764

(Bad news) Mori died.

>> No.14168770

jesus christ

>> No.14168785

that scream!

>> No.14168790

my ears

>> No.14168801

What the fuck?!

>> No.14168802

Mori's fucking dead

>> No.14168822

Lmao that scream

>> No.14168827

God I fucking love her so much

>> No.14168839

>>14168764
R.I.P I've never heard anyone else scream like a Mori scream.

>> No.14168848

>>14168736
read the description

>> No.14168861

>peanut butter still in the bathroom sink

My sides.

>> No.14168879

>>14168736
archive

>> No.14168880

Who knew that the first holomem to die would be the grim reapers apprentice

>> No.14168895

She's such a disaster and a dork, I love her so much.

>> No.14168898

Did I see her chest in a gray top pop in for a sec? Captcha: TRADD lol

>> No.14168902

>>14168848
that's $15, no

>> No.14168913

>>14168861
I can swear I've heard this melody before, but I can't put my finger on it.

>> No.14168924

i thought she showed her feet again or doxxed herself

>> No.14168926

>>14168895
Dorky girls are always the cutest

>> No.14168945

>"PLEASE JUST GET INSIDE BEFORE I KILL SOMEONE"

my beloved

>> No.14168947

>that split second chest

>> No.14168953

>"Please just get inside before I kill someone."
God I want to hear this in person

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"PLEASE JUST GET INSIDE"

>> No.14168960

she does have a deep voice for a girl

>> No.14168968

>>14168913
It's very uncommon to come up with a truly unique melody nowadays. Practically impossible really

>> No.14168990

>I wish I was your bathroom sink filled with peanut butter

What did he mean by this?

>> No.14168993

>>14168827
me too

>> No.14169017

>>14168990
The bathroom sink is my asshole and the peanutbutter is her creamy futa girldick cum

>> No.14169024

>>14168960
Deep voiced/husky voiced girls are hot.

>> No.14169025

>Les Mis
woooooo

>> No.14169082

https://twitter.com/y_k_sme/status/1467732609602326530?t=19

>> No.14169109

>ywn be the Marius to Mori's Cosette
Why go on

>> No.14169130

>>14169082
based mama

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Oh fuck yes, lots of Les Misérables. If she does the ending part leading into the afterlife, I WILL go ghost.
>Take my hand, I'll lead you to salvation. Take my love, for love is everlasting.

>> No.14169135

did she explain what happened? was it about her not going home for the Holydays?

>> No.14169139

>>14169082
Yes it is, Yukisame, yes it is

>> No.14169157

>>14168945
>>14168953
>>14168957

Wow >>14166864 did have the right idea after all

>> No.14169159

>>14169109
>He doesn't want to be the Monsieur Thernandier to Mori's Madame Thernandier

>> No.14169188

>>14169135
pretty much what some level-headed people were speculating.

>> No.14169204

Les Mis setlist prediction

On My Own
One Day More
Do You Hear the People Sing?
Stars

>> No.14169239

Mori, you havent even had your drink yet

>> No.14169276

>yelling in Japan with those thin walls
Wonder how much her neighbors hate her right now.

>> No.14169296

>Mori, Mumei and Gura are the perfect Musical Trio
>coof restrictions still in effect.
Goddammit.

>> No.14169321

>>14169276
she moved to where that shouldn't matter
or her cicada killing neighbor is gonna murder her soon

>> No.14169324

>>14169204
As long as there's Stars, I will be happy.
One Day More to hear her range, Master Of The House for shitpost energy.

>> No.14169333

IS Mori a little... you know...

>> No.14169336

>>14169276
It's probably her subconscious taking control for all the "wii fit" she heard through thin hotel walls before.

>> No.14169341

>>14169276
Isn't it 2pm right now? If you're gonna yell, now is the time to do it.

>> No.14169345

How did this dork become so cute...

>> No.14169349

I've literally never watched a musical in my entire life

>> No.14169374

>>14169333
She's more than "a little" cute, anon.

>> No.14169376

>>14166899
all mine

>> No.14169387

>>14169341
It's 3 pm for JST i think

>> No.14169392

What's the bgm reeeee

>> No.14169410

>>14169333
no we don't know. spill it

>> No.14169416

>>14169349
keep it that way brother

>> No.14169426

>>14169135
I figured some relative, maybe halfway distant, died. No mom or grandparent level closeness, maybe a great aunt

>> No.14169429

>>14169392
shes reading this right now... love you mori

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Is jammin' time.

>> No.14169439

>>14169333
Pregnant? Yeah, with me.

>> No.14169441

>>14169349
Disney animated movies are musicals. The Southpark movie was a musical.

>> No.14169449

>>14169324
I'd kill for Master of the House, but you really need a second person for it. Same for something like the Confrontation.

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>> No.14169487

>>14169349
good, musicals are bad

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>>14169441
...would idol anime count as musicals?

>> No.14169494

>>14169479
hayai

>> No.14169511

>>14169349
Not a fan of them. Frozen is the worst musical of all.

>> No.14169514

>>14169479
beautiful

>> No.14169523

>>14169349
blues brothers

>> No.14169533

what is this track

>> No.14169560

>>14169349
You could probably watch Les Mis for context if Mori is going to go all in on it during the karaoke. I can't wholeheartedly recommend the movie but if you're not one for stage it's not a terrible adaptation. It's not Cats, at least.

>> No.14169569

>>14169479
Kari-Chan kakkoi…

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>>14169479

>> No.14169599

>>14169569
karipoe-chan's sugoi boobs...

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We get to hear her theater kid side come out in full.
Trying to think of the musicals I've seen:
Beauty & The Beast
Wicked
The Producers
Les Mis (25th anniversary film)
La Cage

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>>14169479
you know she's not wearing that she's wearing this

>> No.14169671

>>14169533
Did you not watch the Earthbound streams? For shame anon.

>> No.14169673

So apparently every Disney animated movie I've watched was a musical... even A Goofy Movie... huh.

>> No.14169678

>>14169349
Like movies, most mainstream musicals are bad. I'm not a musical guy, but there are some gems. Les Mis is one of the better popular ones. The film adaptation is overrated and kind of horrifying if you have any knowledge of what went into its production.

>> No.14169680

>>14169655
Mori got Norted...

>> No.14169695

>>14169479
>>14169577
Incredible.

>> No.14169706

>>14169673
*Especially* A Goofy Movie, anon......

>> No.14169720

>>14169673
What do you mean "Even A Goofy Movie"? Especially A Goofy Movie.

>> No.14169753

>>14167104
I'm tempted too, this stream fucking rocks

>> No.14169757

>>14169491
Character songs often have the musical style

>> No.14169765

>>14169673
A lot of Pixar movies didn't include musicals, I believe only Toy Story 2 broke the norm in the trilogy with one single song.

>> No.14169768

Do ovens normally make that noise?

>> No.14169785

>>14169678
I personally didn’t expect Les Mis to be her favorite. I personally expect a lot of “normie” musicals like Phantom of the Opera and Hamilton now.

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>>14169673
Yes, Disney is famous for its musicals. Are you dense?

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>> No.14169844

Should I start concerfagging about her oven?

>> No.14169845

>>14169768
That one complainer got thrown in

>> No.14169875

>>14169819
it will be a cocktail dress

>> No.14169900

>>14169845
KEK

>> No.14169917

>>14169845
Fucking kek

>> No.14169920

For me, it's the McMori.

>> No.14169933

>>14169720
After Today> Stand Out >I2I
fite me!

>> No.14169940

>>14169920
I was wondering where /ck/ was for this stream

>> No.14169942

>>14169845
eww, Jew ruining my tasty nut bars...

>> No.14169943

>>14169845
OYYYYY VEYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.14169952

>>14169819
Very elegant. Even guessing the color is difficult, could be black or red, or it could be primarily something different than her other outfits. And remember, she's hinted that Kiara's goes along with it.

>> No.14169960

>I don't have triple sex

>> No.14169964

>>14169845
AIEEEEE

>> No.14169967

Carlos, you dumb faggot, I’m coming for you and my nose is far longer. You’ll never be a Jew

>> No.14169972

>>14169933
Oh, I'll fucking fight you. You didn't even rate Nobody Else But You. That's a beautiful dad-son song.

>> No.14169995

>>14169960
>ywn have triple sex in Tokyotown with Mori and IRyS

>> No.14169999

>Using spiced rum in a LIT
Mori you dumb bitch kek

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>mfw Mori will never fuck up your kitchen while making a meal for you
>mfw you will never say "wow, it's super tasty" even when it's not just to make her happy
>mfw you will never joke about kissing the cook and see her go quiet while her nervously dart

>> No.14170025

>>14169933
FUCK YOURSELF STAND OUT IS THE MOST BANGING SHIT DISNEY EVER PUT OUT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>> No.14170044

>What's this, a BLACK FIGURE in the distance?
MORI NO THE JEW WILL COMPLAIN AGAIN

>> No.14170070

>>14169960
Yeah. With me and (You)

>> No.14170082

>>14169673
https://youtu.be/vjK6PRfrkgc

>> No.14170097

Has she accidentally shown her milkers yet?

>> No.14170113

>>14170097
No, but she purposefully showed her milk.

>> No.14170114

I've learned a lot about musicals tonight it seems.

>> No.14170119

>>14170097
Only a couple times.

>> No.14170133

DEADBEATS I'M GETTING WASTED ON STREAM LET'S GOOOO

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>>14170097
>accidentally
>he's not a T5

>> No.14170141

>>14169785
Les mis is pretty normie, theres a fairly recent movie and high school musical cast performed it in theatre

>> No.14170152

concernbeatsi n absolute ruins

>> No.14170161

Kek Mori

>> No.14170180

MORI CAN'T STOP TAKING THE BAIT

MORI STOP REPLYING, JUST REPORT HIM

>> No.14170203

Please cover a heathers song, Mori

>> No.14170207

AHAHAHHA CONCERNBEATS IN SHAMBLES

>> No.14170237

>>14170070
yo momma and yo cousin too~

>> No.14170255

>like fifty fucking alcohols tossed in
>"mm tasty!"
Mori you fucking doofus

>> No.14170259

>>14170203
Mori, do a Heathers watchalong instead.

>> No.14170300

Are retardniggers STILL asking about Souls streams? HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES. THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING STREAM.

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>There's a Deadbeat who was on (at least) their third one of these drinks

>> No.14170304

Is this the first time we've seen anything of her irl on stream?

>> No.14170319

>>14170304
No? How new?

>> No.14170327

>>14170255
To be fair, long Islands do taste pretty good.

>> No.14170339

>>14170304
No, we've seen her feet before too.

>> No.14170342

>>14170304
She's done a couple cooking streams before. One was even on Halloween.

>> No.14170369

>>14170302
like oshi like fanbase baby!

>> No.14170370

>>14170304
Nah, she’s done IRL stuff before.

>> No.14170372

>>14170259
Is it weird to have never seen the movie but was once obsessed with the musical for like a year?

>> No.14170387

>>14170134
N-nani?

>> No.14170408

>>14170339
Did she have her socks on

>> No.14170417

Stop fucking reading the DS comments Mori, they're actually retarded

>> No.14170419

>>14166377
Calli's 12 year old boy voice is so cute honestly, no-pedo-homo.

>> No.14170431

>>14170302
its not too bad. Also this one was a double portion so this is technically my 4th

>> No.14170455

>>14170408
No.

>> No.14170458

>>14170372
probably, because the movie rocks

>> No.14170472

>>14170408
No

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>>14170419
t.

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>>14170431
>forgot pic
huh, guess I spoke too soon

>> No.14170512

you can just bake your own bread, it's very easy

>> No.14170514

>>14170419
Cute voice rap song when?

>> No.14170534

>>14170472
>>14170455
Did it get cut out of the vod, if not which vod

>> No.14170552

>>14170512
anon, you need to have it bloat with yeast first.

>> No.14170557

>>14170534
Yes.

>> No.14170570

>>14170319
I watch an unhealthy amount of hololive but there's only so many hours in the day. Sounds like I need to get those numbers up
>>14170342
Figures, I caught the Halloween ASMR but missed that one

>> No.14170573

>oh wow, it's even more slippery with my bare hand...
MORI
PLEASE

>> No.14170580
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Using a fuckhuge scythe for daily tasks and cutting stuff in the kitchen
RICKY LOVE

>> No.14170592

"It's more slippery with my bare hand"

"It worked when I used my teeth"

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>> No.14170598

>>14170534
It was up for a while, I missed it the first time but she eventually cut it.

>> No.14170608

Crying right now cause I’ll never have a clumsy goth tomboy cutie cooking for me with love in this life.

>> No.14170609 [DELETED] 

>>14170580
Its canon that Ricky can change shape to be more convenient in certain situations

>> No.14170612

More innuendos than a Gura stream.

>> No.14170633

>>14170596
Yabe

>> No.14170639

>>14170596
truly the nigger of nippon

>> No.14170643

>>14170608
I mean, you might

>> No.14170649

>>14170598
>>14170557
Damn oh well

>> No.14170687

>*ding~*
>Oh!

>> No.14170733

NOMATO

>> No.14170737

>>14170608
At least >we recognize it

>> No.14170788

>>14170598
Which stream? There's no way someone didn't rip it
>>14170596
Everything about this screenshot is cracking me up

>> No.14170813

>>14170733
You're the worst

>> No.14170825

>Disaster Sandwich 2.0

>> No.14170829
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Boys I'm not going to make it. Shes just too much and I'm actually finally accepting the reality that no matter who I meet no one will actually compare with the feelings I have for her. likely because its an artificial construct in my mind

>> No.14170845

>>14170596
All this time she was Black Manta.

>> No.14170851

>Not a fan of Ham + tomato
What the fuck is wrong with her?

>> No.14170901

>shes giving the sandwich to someone else

>> No.14170918

>>14170851
Nothing. She is a woman of CULTURE AND TASTE.

No tomato gang!

>> No.14170919

>>14170901
Yeah, me.

>> No.14170921

>>14170901
Yeah, me. Inside her.

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>> No.14170995

>Mori qualified for a hardship license
Holy shit her family must be poor as fuck.

>> No.14171002

>>14170924
Speed

>> No.14171016

>>14171002
this is an old one

>> No.14171044

>>14170259
Seeing Mori do something like Seventeen would make my week

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>>14169680
but Anon I'm already half Xehanort!

>> No.14171073

>ranch on a sandwich
wtf

>> No.14171082

>>14170995
>hardship license
She keeps casually dropping these really heavy things and I'm never ready for it.

>> No.14171091

>>14170995
her mom was a single mother when they were younger

>> No.14171107

>>14170995
grandpa reaper doesnt like this

>> No.14171114

Mayo/Ranch
that's kinda redundant.

Ranch/Chipotle is my go-to

>> No.14171119
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Post sexual harassment

>> No.14171139

>>14171073
Never had a chicken bacon ranch?

>> No.14171143

>>14171119
i love this image.

>> No.14171145

Mori making endless sandwiches and yeeting them out her window onto the unsuspecting people below

>> No.14171155

>>14171073
>he never had a chicken bacon ranch

>> No.14171183

How many dishes has she finished?

>> No.14171191

>>14171145
giwtwm

>> No.14171198

>>14171183
One
Her drink

>> No.14171206

>>14171119
It’s a shame /vt/ couldn’t save Matsuri.

>> No.14171210

>>14170829
>still posts another holo
Out, you whore.

>> No.14171243

>>14171206
She hasn't done peanut cheese bars or the lucky sandwich?

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>>14171119
Wait fuck that’s the wrong thread
Sorry deadbeats, have this Watamori as compensation

>> No.14171291

>>14171119
isn't that official art?

>> No.14171296

>>14171243
Peanut bars are still baking. She is making multiple sandwiches.

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A sandwich inspired by her oshi

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Good lord this is the first time I've heard of a hardship license. She really must've had a hard life as a teenage reaper.

>> No.14171314

>>14170649
I looked it up thinking it was on accident but no she just straight up framed it with a heart with her hands. I love how little a fuck she gives of these conventions vtubers have.

>> No.14171328

>the kind I wish my mom made me
>Or dad
Mori...

>> No.14171331

>>14171091
So Papa Reaper is her step dad?

>> No.14171336

>>14171291
Yes, Matsuri is known for sexually molesting other holos and her own brother.

>> No.14171340

>>14171243
Bars are unfinished since she hasnt put the ganache on yet. Lucky sandwich is now 2/3 of the way done

>> No.14171346

>>14171310
the south dont fuck around

>> No.14171371

>>14171310
yeah in case you haven't figured out by now our Mori has had a rough life

>> No.14171400

>>14171331
No, they split but she's still close with both of her parents. It's all alright.

>> No.14171432

All these revelations make me really happy things are finally going good Calli in Hololive.

>> No.14171447

>those little giggles

>> No.14171460

>I like poals
Not like this deadbros...

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How would you rate Mori's sandwich skills?

>> No.14171496

>>14171471
Doesn’t matter. I’d eat poison if she made it for me.

>> No.14171523

>>14171471
Well it looks fucking oishii

>> No.14171525

>>14171471
how would I rate it? add it to my lunch list? eh she's ogey

>> No.14171526

>>14171471
I've seen better sandwiches

>> No.14171530

Mori is especially cute today.

>> No.14171535

>>14171471
Structure doesn't matter when a sandwich is made with love.

>> No.14171548

>>14171471
I'd eat these, even though I usually prefer my bread toasted

>> No.14171550

>A hardship license (Class H) may beissued to a minor who is 14 years oldto operate either a Class D passenger vehicle or Class M motorcycle or both. This license is only issued in cases of family hardship and are limited to specific needs

>> No.14171558

>>14171471
8/10 tbdesu

>> No.14171564

>>14171346
Trust me I know, I grew up in a really poor southern area when I was younger. living in fear of being hit by a stray bullet by two drive-bys isn't fun, I seriously wonder how the fuck I managed to stay alive for so long.

>> No.14171628

>Do gloves work as oven mitts?
MORI NO

>> No.14171648

Mori getting some f wording oven mitts you dork

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>>14171471
10/10
I would eat literally anything she gave me.

>> No.14171668

>>14171628
>>14171648
Japanese ovens truly are trash.

>> No.14171675

>>14171628
how many times do you think she injured herself due to negligence in her lifetime?

>> No.14171685

Deadbeats I've had too much. I'm not doing to make it. Make sure Mori knows shes super adorable for me please?

>> No.14171691

>>14171314
Link?

>> No.14171697

>Mori's ganache came out much better than mine
damn...

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>>14171564
I grew up in the north but also experienced nigger ghetto hell. Heard shootings every other night, had bullets light up the front of our house, could never travel alone outside, wasn't allowed to play outside after a certain point, got jumped a few times, had my bike stolen and my folks couldn't afford to replace it.

Fuck niggers. Being poor as a kid sucks enough as it is, but niggers make it way worse than it would be otherwise.

>> No.14171736

>>14171675
given that shes a workaholic?
a lot

>> No.14171738

>>14171314
where

>> No.14171744

>>14171675
Aside from drinking herself stupid? I don't remember any specific injury stories. Just the appendix thing which isn't her fault.
She's not like Watson or Kronii...

>> No.14171771

>>14171331

I think it depends on the context. When she was in America last time, "papa reaper" was likely referring to her step dad. But most of her stories about "papa reaper" (like the piano that kills everyone) are her bio dad.

>> No.14171772

>>14171744
Shit...what happened to Kronii...

>> No.14171781

>>14171675
Didn't she mention setting her hair on fire once?

>> No.14171784

>>14171744
She's a reaper, she hurts others (like her sister), not herself

>> No.14171787

>>14171564
>>14171734
Based GTAbeats, I kneel

>> No.14171835

Oh no no no get ready for the disaster sushi

>> No.14171840

>>14171781
Smoking weed, yes.

>> No.14171839

>>14171471
Mori doesn't have housewife material.

>> No.14171857

>>14171839
That's fine, I can be a househusband.

>> No.14171858

>>14171771
Ah this makes more sense. I hate being a doxxbeat and putting the little details together but I was thinking something else

>> No.14171867

>>14171772
Kronii stepped on a nail once and thought nothing of it

>> No.14171878

>>14171772
Look up her story about riding bicycle. She almost killed herself two or three times and got short-term amnesia once after running into a tree full-speed while skiing I think. Mori's traumas seem to be more on emotional side in comparison unless she just avoids mentioning physical stuff.

>> No.14171881

>Didn't look up how to roll-up sushi beforehand
Why?

>> No.14171912

>>14171881
Moriway

>> No.14171918

>>14171881
>this roll is like your life and no one loves you.jpg

>> No.14171962

>>14171881
She knows how to roll up like a sushi in bed

>> No.14171970

>>14171772
Falling off her bike and getting gravel embedded in her skin then trying to walk home. Running her bike downhill into a tree and knocking herself out. Stepping on a rusty nail.

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>>14171787
I'm not even joking I really hate niggers so god damn much. If Calli wasn't adorable and didn't have her alt/emo/weeb side I wouldn't like her either for her wigger tendencies. Thankfully other than her rapping and some slang she's getting less wigger over time.

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>>14171918
Mori...

>> No.14172122

Nori love

>> No.14172148

>>14171881
>>14172083
Mori is on record as saying that she can wrap nori

>> No.14172151

>>14172122
remember to love your nori

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I miss Mori

>> No.14172185

DISTANT MORI'S BACK, BACK, BACK

>> No.14172209

>>14172148
kneel

>> No.14172238

>>14172175
UUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.14172247

>>14172175
UuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuU

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Nori...

>> No.14172294

>>14172248
CUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>> No.14172332

>>14172248
Noririn Kawaiiope

>> No.14172346

Mori confirmed to want to fuck 14-year-olds

>> No.14172350

circumcision live on stream!

>> No.14172374

f'male

>> No.14172403

>>14172346
Old news.

>> No.14172408

>>14172374
It's actually "f*male," Mori is based and censoring the REAL F-word.

>> No.14172432

>too weak to open a jar of pickles
Very cute

>> No.14172450

>literal children in the chat
>literal children are members
I will kill kiddiebeats.

>> No.14172481

>She doesn't know how to open a jar
How is she still alive?

>> No.14172480

Mori just smash the jar it's not that hard

>> No.14172487

>>14172450
>your first cum will never be Mori

>> No.14172495

>>14172487
it isn't fair

>> No.14172498

>>14172033
Please leafbeats I hope things get better

>> No.14172516

>>14172487
>you'll never give her a fetusbeat

>> No.14172529

BATH STREAM LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14172537

I want her to cut my weenie so I can meet her when I 41%

>> No.14172538

>>14172516
says you

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>>14172487
My first cum was Misty, is that good?

>> No.14172555

>>14172432
Imagine living in a world where your cute clumsy goth tomboy GF asks you to open some pickles for her……I HATE THIS LIFE! I want a redo!

>> No.14172564

our oshi doesn't even sharpen her knives

>> No.14172580

>>14172541
yes!

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14172589

>What is Kosher?

>> No.14172619

her knife is dull because she uses it to kill

>> No.14172627

Don't know why she even bothered doing the sushi if she has 0 experience on doing it.

>> No.14172632

>>14172541
Based. The early conditioning toward anime tomboys in your childhood is the reason you are watching Mori right now.

>> No.14172633

Bow down to your master Deadbeats!

>> No.14172637

>hotdogs and cheese is sushi
Jesas this really is a disaster

>> No.14172671

>>14172627
There's a first time for everything.

>> No.14172682

She said she loved me lads, I'm IN

>> No.14172686

that was me by the way

>> No.14172691

She said she love me!!

>> No.14172701

>>14172589
>Mori I saw your comment about asking if pickles were kosher and I as a Jewish person wouldn't make like of my people's food 1/5

>> No.14172713

>Whoever said knife, I love you
>it was me, I swear
>that was me
>yeah, me
>I said knife
Like a mirror.

>> No.14172734

God I fucking Love her. Its fucking unhealthy but everytime I try to pull myself away she forces me to come back

>> No.14172737

Totally me by the way. Just a good husband helping the wife.

>> No.14172740

>I was watching a raping video
wtf mori

>> No.14172753

>>14172627
Sushi rolls aren’t hard to do. You just gotta make sure not to put too much shit in them.

>> No.14172760

>>14172637
ANYTHING with the appropriate rice is sushi, because SUSHI IS A KIND OF VINEGARED RICE, NOT THE FUCKING TOPPINGS

>> No.14172767

>>14172740
we know her tags by now

>> No.14172777
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>>14172541
at least post this image but to answer your question yes [/spoiler[

>> No.14172779

>>14172713
>>14172691
>>14172686
>>14172682
>>14172737
these were all me

>> No.14172795

>>14172637
>Sushi is a traditional Japanese dish of prepared vinegared rice, usually with some sugar and salt, accompanied by a variety of ingredients

>> No.14172818

>>14172701
"Oh hey! That guy again, big ups!"
>Erika on recorder

>> No.14172832

I'm about to gosling and it's not even a karaoke. I want to be friends with her, bros...

>> No.14172843

I like it when she says vinegar without the vi

>> No.14172858

She sure is saying vinegar a lot. Definitely do not clip it and cut out the "vi-".

>> No.14172866

>>14172627
How would you learn to do anything with this approach? You start with 0 experience in everything.

>> No.14172882

>Japs also think she's a huge fucking dork
Based.

>> No.14172927

I have never done even the most basic of cooking reps in my life. I'm feeling inspired by Mori, where do I start?

>> No.14172933

>>14172882
but kari-san kakkoi...

>> No.14172934

>>14172882
did they finally figure it out?
how long did it end up taking them?

>> No.14172935

I adore that we know that she's EXACTLY like she is on-stream IRL.

>> No.14172937

So she CAN'T fool every Jap...

>> No.14172952

>>14172933
Yes! And ALSO a dork! That is her true gap moe.

>> No.14172961

>>14172927
Breakfast. Learning how to cook good eggs will get you far

>> No.14172969

>sushi tastes like sushi
Thanks, Mori.

>> No.14172971

>>14172927
Eggs.

>> No.14172978
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Oooooo~ that blade drawing sound was nice

>> No.14172987
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Max Keeble watchalong when?

>> No.14173007

>>14172987
after Scary Godmother 2

>> No.14173026

>>14172987
Jesus his head was big

>> No.14173031

so much fucking mustard

>> No.14173032

I'm the mustard btw

>> No.14173051

I think she's got it deadbeats

>> No.14173064

>>14173051
Yea, rolling sushi isn't really that tough

>> No.14173075

>>14172987
Holy shit. I just got hit with an avalanche of memories abut that movie.

>> No.14173081

she makes better sushi than sandwiches

she is officially japanese now

>> No.14173144

No Schizo

>> No.14173231

>I'm a foreigner! no wait I'm from the underworld
cute

>> No.14173256

kari kakoi

>> No.14173309

The JP Bros are here and are flirting with Calli.

>> No.14173329

>mustard is American wasabi

>> No.14173334

that's a dull ass knife Mori please at least sharpen it a little

>> No.14173350

>>14173309
Kill them all

>> No.14173358

>cooking for almost 4 hours now
starving as you come home from work to a domestic Mori household...

>> No.14173380

>>14173358
Just fill up on liquor and Mori milk while you wait

>> No.14173421

>>14173358
she's cooking multiple things
also, like you wouldn't wait and listen to her make cute noises all night while she cooks for you
what a poser, you don't love Mori

>> No.14173432

>>14173380
I have been. I feel sick now. I need some solid food in me sr4kp

>> No.14173462

lol beautiful mirror knife mori (you have a nice sweater btw)

>> No.14173504

>>14173462
its an Omocat original! you can buy it at her website!

>> No.14173582

Calli is team mustard.

Ketchup Bros eat shit!

>> No.14173606

>>14173582
>eat shit
but that's mustard

>> No.14173616

>>14173582
It hurts but I've made more drastic sacrifices for love

>> No.14173620

>>14173582
the american condiment industry was ruined by mass production

>> No.14173642

Mori is getting so fuckin steamed at chat. I hate these tards.

>> No.14173669

>>14173642
its bantz anon

>> No.14173679

Mori hates blindbeats

>> No.14173682

>>14173642
she's having a blast, my dude

>> No.14173708

THERE'S MORE?

>> No.14173709

I'm so fucking drunk and shes so fucking cute I can't handle this.

>> No.14173734

>>14173582
idk bro, that ketchup bottle looks a lot more used than the mustard. Looks like team ketchup wins again

>> No.14173735
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so how did she do compared to the guy who made the recipe?

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>>14173709
God I love drunkbeats

>> No.14173751

>>14173735
not bad for a cooklet

>> No.14173758

>>14173742
incestbeat origins...

>> No.14173789

Aww mustard! Come on man, now don’t put no mustard on that you need to put a little season on that thing! WHAT! Man come on get that pepper off there!

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borgar time

>> No.14173816
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>> No.14173817

Time for a footjob

>> No.14173825

SAVAGEBEATS WW@

>> No.14173850

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_a0L-6i-S4
BORGER

>> No.14173885

NO ONE WILL LEAVE THE TTRPG LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14173900

HUNTERMYTH FINISHING IN THREE SESSIONS
NO ONE LEAVING
POSSIBLE HUNTERCOUNCIL IN SEVERAL MONTHS

>> No.14173931

TTRPG COUNCIL HOLY HYPE

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OH BOY, 3AM

>> No.14173947

>>14173742
I'm not an incest beat and eve if I was I'd want to be the one helping mori rather than being in a position to her to help me

>> No.14173957

UNITY IS ALIVE IN THE TOWN OF MYTHTON

>> No.14173987

>>14173642
who did she even am that rant at who sed what to who 1 min shes happy next min shes fucking sperging about a blind deadbeat

>> No.14173989

UNATCO?

>> No.14173993

thread theme now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFA3KGp4GuU

>> No.14174068

Her handling that meat is so sexual

>> No.14174075

>>14173900
>>14173931
>Council RPG
YES
MORI PLEASE, YES
God, I want to see Moomers's pure evil character.

>> No.14174079

>>14174068
Yeah, it's my meat

>> No.14174104

>kills rrats about TTRPG
>Kills nth Graduation rrat for good measure.

>announcement was original song to go with the new costume.

HYPE.

>> No.14174121

>Chat ruins it again
I'LL KILL THESE FAGGOTS

>> No.14174124

confirmed for dress so we're finally getting that cocktail dress for Mori

>> No.14174143

>>14174121
AAAAA I THOUGHT IT BUT DIDNT SAY IT
I DONT KNOW WHYYYY

>> No.14174223

>>14174121
>>14174143
I missed it. What happened this time?

>> No.14174265

>>14174223
Some moron said they were triggered by a hole in the bread

>> No.14174283

She's such an unbelievable fucking dork, holy shit. I love her.

>> No.14174311

bros the sound

>> No.14174315

>>14174283
she has the soul of a 16 year old

>> No.14174325

do
what we can
with the pan
fire it up
WOO WOO WEE WOO WAH WAH WEE WOO

>> No.14174334

>>14174283
and yet, kari-san kakkoii. how does she do it??

>> No.14174360

how the fuck does she not know about Burger King foot lettuce?

>> No.14174361

>>14174334
That's the power of Mori.

>> No.14174380

>>14174334
kakkoii to kawaii

>> No.14174391

Mori please cover the burger the grease is gonna get on your mic

>> No.14174408

where can i see the boobs

>> No.14174413

She's so cool...

>> No.14174446

>>14174408
they are on screen, albeit in cardboard form

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>>14174334
Difficult, but possible.

>> No.14174489

As someone who worked in a burger joint for 4 years my autism is being triggered so hard right now

>> No.14174502

>>14174489
what is she doing wrong?

>> No.14174507

>>14174480
and in the end, we are all satisfied.

>> No.14174510

>>14174265
Yes and I don't regret it. Go cry about it.

>> No.14174524

>Mori will never cut you sexually
Why even bleed?

>> No.14174540

>>14174502
Pan too hot, flipping too much. She’s basically making too much work for herself.

>> No.14174567

>>14174510
She said it's a heart and you retards ruined it. Eat shit.

>> No.14174586

fatlliope

>> No.14174590

>>14174540
I'll happily argue that flipping too much is a good thing for most people. You've got a finetuned sense of how long a burger takes per side, average person doesn't.

>> No.14174614

Mori...

>> No.14174620

Someone tell her to toast the buns. The bottom part got contaminated

>> No.14174628

>makes giant burger
>pan is too hot
>stuffs it with cheese
>what a surprise, it's raw inside
mori...

>> No.14174642

blue rare burger yum

>> No.14174656

>>14174540
I wouldn't say flipping too much is a problem, but she definitely made it too fast in a too hot pan. The outside is almost burnt while the inside is still raw.

>> No.14174667

>>14174567
You're jealous because she bullied me and not you. It's okay. Let it all out.

>> No.14174716

my wife is making me dinner

>> No.14174719

>>14174667
I'm not jealous of an unironic retard

>> No.14174741

>>14174716
MY wife, MY dinner

>> No.14174744

Can't she just use a meat thermometer?

>> No.14174745

>>14174716
our wife

>> No.14174748

Someone aka her about cross contamination. It'll save her a lpt of stomachaches

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>don't do that shit
Kari-san please

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Mori, please turn down the pan heat, it's too hot and it's burning the outside before you've finished cooking the inside.

cooking tax

>> No.14174766

Not gonna lie, Mori, that looks like hella shit. Untoasted bun, poorly cooked patty, thick chunks of pickles. Bad borg.

>> No.14174773

>>14174719
There There, Anon. It's alright.

>> No.14174774

now that's a burger a Texan can be proud of

>> No.14174791

Did she change gloves after handling the patty?

>> No.14174792

>>14174773
ogey

>> No.14174811

>>14174744
I know she sometimes talks like a middle aged man in his midlife crisis, but that doesn't mean she owns a meat thermometer.

>> No.14174817

>>14174791
E. Calli

>> No.14174823

SHE DID THE HEART THING AGAIN I'M GOING GHOST!!!

>> No.14174826

>>14174766
she's american she's probably used to sloppy joe shit from school instead of an actual burger.

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>> No.14174840

this stream was the most cringe

>> No.14174844

>>14174823
FUCK I MISSED THE TIMING TO SCREENSHOT IT

>> No.14174856

>>14174840
yea she's perfect what else is new

>> No.14174857

>>14174831
<3

>> No.14174866

>>14174826
Nigga you shut your whatever-the-fuck you come from mouth. Americans ARE burgers. We know good fucking burgers. Everyone else is IRRELEVANT on the burger world stage. I'll fucking kill you. Actually fucking kill you. Talk shit about ANYTHING when it comes to America, but not our goddamn burgers. Fucking nigger.

>> No.14174877

Actually Japan has the best burgers

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>>14174844

>> No.14174891

>>14174866
bruh you ok

>> No.14174902

>>14174866
based burgeranon

>> No.14174906

So the Super chats is a separate stream?

>> No.14174917

God I fucking hate funnybeats.. I got a comment read this stream and jesus its got me so fucking happy its unreal. Atleast I think it was one comment. My internet has been trash this whole stream especially around the time I've commented but I assume nothing else got read

>> No.14174923

>>14174866
>We know good fucking burgers
Yeah from other places of the world

>> No.14174926

>>14174891
I WILL NOT STAND FOR HERESY AGAINST AMERICAN BURGER SUPREMACY
FUCKING EURONIGGERS, THIRD WORLD SCUM, AND ASSORTED NON-AMERICANS. YOU CAN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF US ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR BURGER GOLD MEDAL

>> No.14174934

I hope this isn’t how she usually cooks ground beef cause she’s gonna get food poisoning from all that cross contamination one of these days…

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>>14174831
>>14174886

>> No.14174981

>>14174866
...do burgers really?

>> No.14174984

>>14174934
Yeah with me

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>>14174926

>> No.14174992

>>14174934
Were you not listening to the stream?

>> No.14175008

>>14174992
Nta but what did she say?

>> No.14175016

>>14174934
She will be alright in japan

>> No.14175040

>>14174934
This was literally addressed in the title. I don't even know what to say.

>> No.14175042
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14175042

When's the super reading gonna be? I wanna know if I can go to sleep yet

>> No.14175059

>>14174866
putting 10 strips of bacon and 5 slices of cheese doesn't make a burger good.

>> No.14175070

>>14175042
she said evening so I'm guessing her usual evening window (aka in like 5h)

>> No.14175081

>>14175008
She makes a lot of burgers, has a proffered method using crackers, and usually makes them much thinner. If she was going to poison herself she would have done so by now.

>> No.14175087

Calli rejected me bros. All this fucking bitch had to do was say "your wife, I'm not sure about that one dawg" but instead she had to fucking humiliate me in front of the deadbeats for some harmless banter. I thought she was supposed to be different bros, what the fuck happened to OUR Mori?
I'm going to kill myself.

>> No.14175110

>>14175081
Preferred, Anon. "To proffer" means to hold something out, literally "to offer forward."

>> No.14175115

>>14175087
LET'S GOOOOOO

>> No.14175125

>>14174917
>got passed over for someone saying the same thing as me 20 seconds later, at least twice
50% wit, 50% timing.

>> No.14175133

>>14174969
>kronii's flour

is this a weed joke?

>> No.14175138

>>14175110
Brain tired, didn't catch it, it's like 3am.

>> No.14175155

>>14175087
sorry but she's saving herself for me

>> No.14175159

Do you think Mori makes valentines dinners for her 2d crush?

>> No.14175161

>>14175081
He prolly unironically thinks she won't last alone in a country because she doesn't know how to "cook"

>> No.14175191

>>14175081
The only thing that belongs in a burger patty is meat, fat, salt, and pepper

>> No.14175194

>>14175087
yeah she was cooking food for me sorry bro

>> No.14175202

>>14175087
Dumb faggot, stream it. You won't.

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https://twitter.com/_mamaprofennn/status/1467775164179910656?t=19

>> No.14175225

>he doesn't know

>> No.14175235

>>14175207
I would die.

>> No.14175254

>>14175133
I believe it is a joke about that flower clip

>> No.14175270

>>14175207
she looks a little odd without any bangs

>> No.14175279

>>14175081
>Much thinner that the monstrosity she made today
Next thing you're going to tell me is that smash burgers are overrated because they have too much texture and flavor. I take a smashed burger with 2 patties over one fat patty any day.

>> No.14175285

>>14175207
pretty much how I imagine it except the dress being white

>> No.14175287

>>14175087
Anon you missed your cue to banter back with her and call her your wife again

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1467777252062797829

>> No.14175379

>>14175362
iktf
The mess left after a big cooking session in a small kitchen is absolutely brutal. So many dishes, so little space.

>> No.14175394

>>14175362
>https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1467777252062797829
KEK

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>>14175362

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