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A thread about Mori and her friends

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Dear Santa,

For Christmas, I want my very own Mori.

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>>14614926
I remember feeling stressed and mildly suicidal when procrastinating on my thesis, but you sure took it to the next level, my dude. Big ups.
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>>14618584
Holy shit. Sasuguh Mori-sama!

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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>OP autist reclining
>Incestposter AWOL
Yeah this works.

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This counts as an alliteration for me.
8.5/10 thread would post. Would've been better if you used a low res image for the meme factor.

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Mori LOVE!

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>inb4 the first 100 posts of the thread are about the lack of OP's quality

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森りん頑張って!!

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>>14619709
i love mori!

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>>14619768
actually this post (mine) is me pondering what kind of nipples Mori has
i dont think she has puffy nipples
i think her nipples stick out and get super stiff when its cold or when shes aroused

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>>14619854
Mori has innies!

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>>14619775
I think you might be one of her favorite ritualposters itt. Big ups to you

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Alright deadbeats. Is is tool or is it cringe? Tell me your onions regarding "ephemery".

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Alright deadbeats. Is it cool or is it cringe? Tell me your onions regarding "ephemery".

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>>14619960
It's alright, I didn't know it wasn't an actual word before she mentioned it. It gets the point across so it's fine.

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You're all being fooled, Our Mori has been kidnapped and replaced by Calli

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>>14619907
Innies only exist in hentai. I've sucked on lots of different nipples and none of them were innies

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>>14619960
Not enough people know the word "ephemeral" to question it, and those that do won't either because they know what she means by it. Wordplay and lyricism is all about making shit up so it sounds as good as possible, so that would in fact make it a perfectly apt tool for her job as a songwriter.

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>>14620060
no, her re-Calli-bration isn't complete yet

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remember to love your Mori

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>>14619651
This is the first outfit that has made Mori actually attractive. I’m so glad she has one now. She got screwed in the second round outfits with the lazy homeless outfit. She deserved something that looks good.

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>>14620060
No, this isn't Calli. Calli can't rap to save her life.

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>>14619960
i dont have any onions right now sorry
but i did think ephemery was really good wordplay and it fit really well in the song

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>>14620149
>no sound
ambition, try again, etc.

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>>14620060
So was that Mane-san who came by last thread to ask about /vt/ League II? Any info? I'm raring to get fired up again.

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>>14620060
No! Give me my Mori and give me death!

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>>14620150
Congratulations for graduating from your homosexuality but you're still wrong.

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Did Hamilton get Mori into rap music?

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>>14620150
The world wasn't ready to see her at full power. How wise of Jujube to keep the seal on the device to melt all of humanity down to the bone. All the better chance for me to remain the final deadbeat.

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>>14620272
Hamilton opened in 2015, anon.

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When the fuck is the rebroadcast?

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>>14614151
Let me get back to you in a few months

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>>14620418
Mori didn't exist until 2020

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>>14620150
is this a way to get a easy (you) outta me because it worked

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>>14620060
it doesn't matter she's still our angel of death

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>>14620109
Mori is an anime girl, so it's still within the realm of possibility for her.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2puad9eDJcU
new short cover from Miori, it kicks

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[owl]
Mumei original coming soon. It has an MV

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>>14620882
Can Miori theoretically make EN3?

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>>14620970
Tsunderia can't afford to keep getting their talents poached

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Mori!

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>>14620970
No. She's currently busy with med school + the leader of tsunderia. There's zero chance she leaves.

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>>14620362
I want to believe that her jacket is not removable

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ATTENTION, VERY IMPORTANT:
Do NOT take your meds! Medsbeats look only to hold you back! As soon as I stopped taking my meds, Mori PM'd me her Discord and told me I was her favorite Deadbeat. Now we're ERPing and due to marry as soon as travel restrictions lift. Say NO to meds!

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>>14621517
Is this... true? Have I been holding myself back all this time? I don't know anymore...

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/morig/ discord?

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>>14620362
>>14620150
here's an idea: all hairstyles on all models. just like what Haachama has.

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Mori has been extra horny lately

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>>14620882
God, Miori is one of the few vtubers that actually vibe to my tastes in music. Thank you for your service.
>>14620970
She'll just do her own thing and incline. The sooner the Hololive ecosystem opens up, the better it is for everyone. It won't be at the cost of hololive either if they're all drawing from unique audiences.

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[more owl]
Mumei wants to attend the tea collab.

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>>14620060
Mori doesn't exist, only Mo and Ri

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>>14622237
that's the con.

Mo Ri and Calliope are Calli's splits; Mori's splits are Mori, Calli and Ope

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>>14621912
I really hope so.
I hope she gets drunk and starts morning and making lewd remarks on stream.

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so moomers confirmed to be in the teatime. Who else makes an appearance?

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>>14621892
Man, default + long hair Ame would be great.

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>>14620017
It sounded cool until I actually heard it in the song and read it written out in the comments, now it feels jarring. This might change again though.

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>>14621097
based nlo-sensei

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>>14622718
From how she talked about it, seems like an open invitation, so it's not gonna be on anyone's schedule. I'd expect the JumpKast regulars. Maybe Fauna to spice things up.

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>>14621892
Here's another: dress with shades and gun

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>>14622969
>Ame's partner in the operations.

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Posting my Mori streamables that are pending deletion
https://streamable.com/lzwzh3
https://streamable.com/456lry

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>>14622964
Kronii...I'm begging you...

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>>14623186
Kronii is the blue oni to mori's red. She's never going to be there.

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>>14623252
what kind of dumb rat is this

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>>14623186
>Kronii
>doing things
>ever
I'm sorry, bro.

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>>14623318
who knows
I for one am excited for the next time they collab

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>>14622964
She's talked about it before? I don't remember that

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>>14623389
Mumei did, this ongoing stream.

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>>14623318
I'm trying an elaborate jinx, don't mind me.

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Mori..... the new link for the yyj mv is already up

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>>14623441
you dont get it do you?

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>>14623186
Kronii can't handle Mori's chaotic energy

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I love Calliope Mori and her fat sweaty tits!
I want to hear those titties fart!

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Don't let the new mv make you forget that this happened

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>>14623729
ENOUGH! She CANNOT keep getting away with it!!

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>youtube has play-on-hover now
SUSAN'S HERE
SHE'S INSPIRED BY 4CHANX

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>>14623364
I want to see her do this in front of me

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>>14624666
>CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE? CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE? CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE? CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE? CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE? CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE?

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>>14624685
Imagine her doing this in lingerie in your bedroom

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>>14624897
I don't know if I'd bust a gut or bust a nut.

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You know Mori is going to buy all of this and then wear it at her next outing with Suisei
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1470559628987867136?s=21

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>>14623729
Inoue-san...

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>>14623729
He is the last deadbeat

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>>14625002
doesn't really seem like her style

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>>14624685
I want Mori to be my girlfriend so bad!

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>>14625063
>>14625002
We've come so far from Kanata's rag.

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>>14625063
>plain white T-shirt with some hastily shopped on images
It's shit.

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>>14625070
>Mori isn't already his girlfriend

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>>14625325
You're right, she is my wife

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>>14625063
>Oversized sweater with Suisei's face on it
This one sounds exactly her style

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>>14626070
it's moribait. suzy probably demanded it from them.

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>>14626105
but she already had a date with mori, what is her endgame?

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>>14626070
Would Mori wear one with her face on it?

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>>14624897
>Can I have this sex? Can I have this sex? Can I have this sex? Can I have this sex?

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>>14625325
I really hope people don't believe this, otherwise seek help.

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remember yesterday when I said I'm a newbeat and I can't stop thinking about Mori?
actually I couldn't sleep, I woke up like 3 times. And every time I did, my mind was immediately set on Mori. It's a shame I can rarely remember dreams, cause she'd probably invade those too.
I'm actually kinda worried for real.

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https://youtu.be/JFAkojHSeHE?t=6734
lmao

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>>14626709
Dont worry, it's temporal

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>>14626709
I still remember how happy I was when she debuted, how I could barely sleep that week, and how I cried so many tears of joy.
Welcome to being a deabeat anon.

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>>14626720
I'm trying to figure out what message in chat that made her laugh but I can't tell.

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>>14626916
It sounds like she's about to say "who's omega?" and then read a couple of the "vtweeter" replies. She keeps laughing after every one of those that pops up.

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>>14626916
It was, "An A-chan wannabe"
You can hear her whisper it right before she starts cracking up.

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>>14626979
I hate insufficient for being a fickle autist, but I'm glad he made her laugh

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>>14627077
I'm always happy when she ends up laughing at chat. Glad I could help make her laugh a few times myself.

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I love Mori's laugh!

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https://twitter.com/kenma_miya/status/1470409226694578184
Mori, your original artist recognition reps...

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I want to steal art so Mori can murder me

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https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1470502675208982530
>only English speaker on the list
Mori is the only thing holding Western society together.

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>>14627387
who

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>>14627445
Calliope Mori, the Grim Reaper's apprentice.

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>>14626709
Meds.

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>>14627520
>he doesn't dream about mori

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>>14627304
>tranny vtweeter that thinks they're doing artists a favor by reposting their art
nice

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does she like visual novels?

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>>14627387
Isn't it actually kinda nutty how much she makes from supas

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>>14627869
Money Mori, I'm glad that she's over her imposter syndrome even a little bit and she stays humble about it.

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I wonder why she couldn't sing Ain't that a kick in the head

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Mori love!

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>>14628599
no longer the biggest booba in en...

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>>14628708
it's alright, her breasts are a nice size either way

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>>14627856
She mentioned playing otome games way back. She likes VNs that have a crazy twist which probably meant DDLC. This sort of info I believe is somewhere in her Friday Night Funkin stream when she was playing against the Senpai stage.

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>>14628708
Who outstrips her, Sana's sanas? I'm pretty sure Kronii's kroniis aren't quite up to Mori's size.

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>>14628708
Her fit body emphasizes the size enough for that to be a null point.

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>>14628868
nope, kronii's are bigger than mori. Mori is now the EN with the 3rd biggest tits

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>>14628868
both and even Ame now apparently

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>>14628901
Ame's are still the same size, one anon compared the size using the models as reference and they are the same, is ame's head that is smaller now

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I would kill for a Mori announcer pack in Dota 2
the mega kills alone would make it worth it

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How long do you think Mori will stream Jump King on Wednesday?

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>>14628975
7hr

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>>14628997
DYRB?

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>>14629018
>there are people who don't believe in Calliope "5-foot rod, 10-hour VOD" Mori

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>>14628975
I'm gonna guess 5 hours before trying to catch up on sc reading.

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>>14629062
>5 foot scythe
>severe lack of supafuta mori art or futa art that depicts her girth
it hurts

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>>14628708
Medium=premium

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i want to grab mori by the waist and lick and munch on her stomach like it's a plate of left over spaghetti

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>>14629070
Supers will be off until the Earthbound ones are read right? Do you think she will start the stream by reading them?

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>>14629735
There is nothing medium about Mori's moris.

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>>14627534
>that one time when I begged her on my knees to let me lick the shinitummy
I wish. I've never been this ashamed after waking up, aside that one dream where I shagged me mum

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>>14629062
kek

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>>14629805
>I begged her on my knees to let me lick the shinitummy
ashamed why? it sounds like a swell time
>one dream where I shagged me mum
ackshually according to freud this doesn't mean that you want to fuck your mom but the opposite: you want to fuck a woman but don't know what it's like to be close to one so your brain replaces that with a woman you grew up with and is the closest to you which is usually your mom or your sister

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>>14629844
>it sounds like a swell time
Yeah, because I'm swelling her tummy.

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>>14629844
>you want to fuck a woman but don't know what it's like to be close to one so your brain replaces that with a woman you grew up with
Ouch. Fuck you Freud, for hitting me with this from a hundred years ago.

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>>14629844
>woman you grew up with
so this is why dream about my old waifus often

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Favorite from the setlist?
Mine is a tie between moon river and what a wonderful world.

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>>14630492
fat albert

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>>14630492
I really want to hear Moon River again when her voice is in peak condition.

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https://twitcasting.tv/akatsukiluci/movie/713345324
Luci be twitcasting another utawaku

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>>14630492
If I Ain't Got You and Isn't She Lovely for sure. I wonder why she didn't put up a community post for this karaoke.

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i will make mori learn to love tall guys when i hug her and she rests her head on my chest

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>>14630826
>implying she won't be on stilts and it won't be your head resting on her pillows

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>>14619651
she should join holostars

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>>14630826
https://litter.catbox.moe/1bq98g.mp4

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>>14631307
I love my Mori

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>>14631307
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY HEART

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>>14626276
in a situation like that I genuinely would just laugh

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Hey, I'm assembling all fan-art I can find related to Jump King.

If you know about any Mori - Jump King Fan Art I haven't found yet feel free to post it and even better if there's a source.

(CTRL+F "Mori" to find her in the gallery fast)

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hey Deadbeats, how was your day today?

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Mori still wears glasses?
Fucking hot

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>>14631894
I'm catching up on Mori vods and drawing a piece of Mori fanart while "working" from home

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>>14631554
Forgot the link like a retard
imgur - /pRIeKJH

Heh

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>>14624073
Every porn site had that ages ago and the android app also had it
They finally remembered that they have to update the website to have that function when they removed the dislike public counter

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>>14632169
youtube had play on hover for years now though

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>>14631894
Still got two hours of work ahead of me, then the commute and 4-5 hours until sleep. I really need to cut down my screen time, but the weather sucks, there's fuckall to do and it gets dark by the time I'm home.

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>>14620149
Why is she standing so strangely? Did her artist forget to do posture check?

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Don't you just love it when Mori randomly goes completely insane? And then her filters and limiters drop to zero? I sure love it I tell you what.

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>>14632685
Yeah, her discussions with Gura and Mumei are some highlights for me. Especially when she discussed eating fish semen with Gura.

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>>14632685
I'm enjoying how Mori is calling out idiots in chat and publically executing them lately.

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>>14632788
The stinky cheese.

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I feel like I played with her on club penguin at one point

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Mori is a cute A C U T E

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remember to love your nori

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>>14632788
on the flipside of that, I like how she's more into some mundane suggestions like when I suggested a costume change for giratina.

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She got toes and feet

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>>14633281
they look cold

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>>14633299
I can warm them up
with my mouth

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she

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Since I'm caught up on Mori vods I've been listening to Mumei's VOD from tonight. She seems absolutely enchanted by Mori at this point.
>Sees Tea Time with other ENs in schedule
>Immediately wants to ask if she can participate and talk more with Mori.

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>>14633596
she was fucking dying at Mori's theather camp stories

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Is it doxxbeat shit if I want to know her steam account? Like I just wanna see what games she has played, if it's not private anyway

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>>14633649
her Mori account? not really
her irl? ye

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>>14633649
If you have to ask, then yes.

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>>14632685
Yep, losing her shit at the bog was the best.
>>14632788
Fuck that on the other hand, they don't deserve her attention.

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>>14633619
I am pretty sure anyone who listened to it was dying. Every time she tells something like this I struggle to believe this woman exists in real world and not in some weird anime.

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>>14633596
I understand, Mori is a very interesting person. Her life sounds like a made up story.

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>>14633785
>Fuck that on the other hand, they don't deserve her attention.
Eh, it's free entertainment. It's funny to see how people react to being called out like that (I know the punch official guy suddenly got way more polite when Mori called him out) since they somehow never expect it and she's not really doing it from a place of self hate anymore like she did when she used to do it in Minecraft

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>>14633596
>She seems absolutely enchanted by Mori at this point.
>Mumei dresses up as a ghost for Halloween
>Actually goes ghost
It's like pottery

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>>14633939
Holy shit my sides

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>>14633905
True I guess, but it also sends the wrong message to whores for her attention such as myself, that you need to act like a retard to get noticed. I just don't want to be another griefious, man.

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How would you help Mori lose weight if she asked for your help?

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>>14634043
Sex

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>>14634043
Sex marathon

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>>14633833
It's incredible how the universe repeatedly conspires to try and give her some self confidence, and it's equally incredible how she kept fucking missing it.

mori, accept reality, you're smoking hot

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>>14634043
Legitimate diet advice and workout routine. If its just weight loss I'd just construct a diet consisting of pretty much only meats and greens (with dairy products though, eggs, nuts for healthy fats).

Running, Walking and stamina heavy exercises in general helps a lot to get the system going. Nothing that people don't already know in general but lying to them with a quick fix when its a solved problem is stupid.

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Deadbeats I'm sorry to tell you this
Mori's scythe is all length and no girth

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woke up and checked the vods i wanted to see and came across this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OjKAn9MAzY
from the timestamps comment:
>I spoke with yukisame and nachoneko about the new outfits and everyone's was so good. The 3 of us are close (Calli and Gura's mamas) and we talked about doing a stream together
>So we might play mariokart together and we might even invite Kiara's papa
>Yukisame is very interesting. The way she speaks is so funny

it might be happening boys we might get to hear Mori's mama's voice

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>>14634186
I really hope it happens. Maybe one day she’ll do something with Mori.

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>>14634186
oh god, is yukisame-mama....a dork?

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>>14634186
I would love to see a big collab of nacho, yukisame, and nabi with Mori, Gura, and Ame. Maybe they could play gartic phone?

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>>14634043
Structured meal plan designed for lazy people, like me.

Diet is 90% of weight loss, it's incredibly difficult to compensate for a shit diet with exercise. For example, two slices of bread is 300 calories. Burning that off takes me half an hour of fairly intense cycling. You should absolutely still exercise, but it's not going to solve your weight issues.

Best way to lose weight and gain muscle is to cut out carbs almost entirely and eat as much protein as you can fit in. Chicken breasts, prepared however you like, are great for this.

Snacks will fuck you over, because processed food tends to feel less filling, and you'll end up eating way more. I can cook half a kilo of chicken breast for 800cal, or i can eat 16 Oreos. That chicken keeps me full for twelve hours, the Oreos do jack shit.

The important thing is that there's no silver bullet, there's no "muhtabolism", there's nothing complex to think about. Grab a diet app like Myfitnesspal, track everything you eat, and as long as you consume less calories than your body expends to survive, you will lose weight. The hard part is sticking to it.

t. 75lb down, 25lb to go, ex-obesebeat with the tastebuds of a five year old

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>>14620198
It'll be held in February sometime, I believe, but signups begin at midnight on New Years so I wanted to make sure and know by then if everyone was interested. Don't want it filling up fast and miss out for everyone.

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>>14634043
I think she looks good but if she really does wanna lose weight she should do whatever the opposite of getting married is.

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>>14634144
>t. Kronester

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how does your mori folder look
i think mine will be
>mori lewd
>mori meme
>mori reaction pic
and normal, non-lewd art in the root folder

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>>14634745
General art
Mori reaction pics
Mori and friends
Mori lewds
Ghostling reaction pics
Mori hearts
Clips and timestamps of when I made Mori laugh

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>>14634925
>Clips and timestamps of when I made Mori laugh
>mfw This folder is empty

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>>14634957
Not him but sometimes you don't even have to be clever. Just toss out anything and she might just get a laugh out of it.

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>>14634957
Just try to say something different or an honest opinion. She tends to pick those out over the general supportive ones.

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>>14634957
Protip: Our Boy is a shitposting addict

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Sure making her laugh is great but light teasing is also pretty fun.

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>tfw I don't have to worry about making her laugh when one of the guesses were mine up there doing her dress reveal

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[Sad News]

Lui is going to fuck our boy

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>>14635350
I'll believe it when I see it

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>>14635350
Damn I thought Watame was next in line.

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>>14635350
cope IRyS

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Will you watch the Mori birth ASMR with LA+?

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>>14635682
i truly cannot picture any of the myth girls ever doing anything close to what is happening with La+ and Koyori right now
this is seriously something else lmao

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>Catching up with Mori's Giratina VoD
>That fucking 'sexy lessons' story
Bro what the FUCK are they teaching kids these days.

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>>14635754
Thats normal.

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>>14635738
Honestly good, it would feel really weird and out of character.

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>>14635754
Wherever she's from just sounds pretty fucked up. Like that story on how she got caught on the bleachers and the teachers using her as an example before finally letting her down.

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>>14635738
>>14635804
>Mori attempts this with Guras
>They end up beatboxing and raping with one another

Kino

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>>14629018
>"I had a break, deadbeats, I'm ready to go for at least 8 hours"
Wouldn't even be surprised

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>>14635754
My rrat is that Mori basically went to some sort of secret government funded Stacy training program

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>>14635754
NA Education LUL

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>>14635873
it was a summer camp, so you cant blaqme the US school system

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>>14635837
>raping with one another
h-hot...

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>>14635914
I'm listening to the vod now and she specifically said sexy lessons was in HS. The Finding Nemo musical was summer camp.

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>>14635804
i mean when you think about it this is basically discord sex, so I cant say ive never pictured this between some of the myth girls

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>>14630578
She has a setlist she can sing without triggering DMCA and said she wanted to hone this type of voice. Wouldn't be surprised to see a reprise in January

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He is a handsome man

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>>14635837
>>14635917

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>>14635975
True, I guess because I’ve gotten so used to their personalities it would be off putting. I’m not against them doing ASMR collabs or even rp together but the constant moaning was a bit weird…

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>>14635820
Bleacher HATE! Bench LOVE!

>>14636019
He was also a prince. Or so I've heard.

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>>14635820
>teachers using her as an example
using her how

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>>14636168
They left her hanging on the bleachers as a way to teach the other kids to be careful.

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>>14636196
why didn't she use her shinigami powers to fly away from there

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>>14636168
If I remember right, she said the teachers warned the students not to jump or hang off thr bleachers. Well your boy decides to do it anyway and gets her shorts or something caught. The teacher there let's her hang while the other kids are laughing at her for something like 10 minutes, before finally getting her down.

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fairly sure mori is the main character of the universe and we're all just the background

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>>14636277
Jokes on you, I'm also the main character destined to marry her

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>>14636277
Correct. Now get back to rehearsing your "No!"s, deadbeat

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>>14636378
Just another day (Another day, another day) in the bog!

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>>14635820
Tbh I would not want to be her friend at school
I used to hate those kids who are always doing dumb shit to get attention

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>>14636492
She mentioned she was trying to be the class clown before getting mercilessly bullied and turning into an introvert.

Other stories like how she ran up to that guy and being excited about beating that Kirby game but getting ignored in turn really pull at my heart strings.

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>>14636631
god i wanna bully mori

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>>14636631
Sometimes I’m sure I would be friends with young Mori, but other times I think maybe she was really autistic and angry which would definitely scare young me off.

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I wonder if Mori tuned in to her kouhai’s ASMR, and if she did what she thought of it.

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>>14636736
she's in sage mode right now

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>>14634957
Well you just made me laugh

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>>14636736
Who specifically are you talking about?

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>>14636816
Laplus and Kyori probs

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>>14636862
>open la+ vod
>27 min long
>*screams*
s-sugoi

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>>14634957
trying to be funny usually doesnt work
she laughs at random shit or comments shitting on stuff most of the time

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>>14636683
Whenever she talks about her childhood, it always is either a sweet memory or something sad. I've never gotten anything from it that made her sound like she was angry.

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>>14636944
Mori used to bring a gun to school every day but never had the balls to use it

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>>14619651
>non-cringe Mori OP
ew

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>>14634186
>Yukisame talks funny
kek, how do mamas end up so similar every time

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>>14634186
>Yukisame's way to speak is funny
god, imagine if her voice is pure SEX but yukisame ends up being a dork just like her daughter

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Damn, I didn't know the bully and tgrials mv artist worked on fe heroes, that's huge

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This whore is the worst streamer in the planet

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>>14637189
And this isnt the first time he worked on that game

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>>14637253
Damn, I really hope she didn't blow her budget commissioning him. I mean an FEH artist? That's freaking huge, his rates must be really high.
Mori... we're okay with just lyric videos...

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There needs to be more pictures like these

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>>14637454
What's important is he is reliable. She has had some terrible luck with people just ghosting her about projects.

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>>14637537
Seriously, kinda crazy how frequently that happens.

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>>14637537
>>14637567
i will kill these "people"

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>>14637454
Ekao isnt even that much of a regular artist of FEH, he just had 2 units to work with before manuela was revealed in the most recent christmas banner, Say that if Mori somehow manages to get someone like daizuke izuka, wada sachiko or kita senri to make the illustration of one of the MV's

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30coZ2cztB4

Remember Deadbeats this is your oshi

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>>14637598
Unrelated but I'm pulling for Manuela, but I hope she had maxed def and dropped res otherwise there's no point in ever using her

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>>14637537
She only said that once about the mixer for envy baby. She's never said that about illustrators nor her usual mv makers. She only said that there were slight delays due to the mv, never said anything about them ghosting her. I'm just surprised, I mean a gacha artist?
Mori... your financial stability reps....

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>>14637633
that art is way too lewd what the fuck?

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How do we save Mori from that fucked up childhood?

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>>14637537
Locking down Natsume as a mixer was probably a big W for her. They're an absolute god at it and have been on time for every song. Hope they're mixing the BoneBro song

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>>14637567
>>14637588
Artists are notorious for shit like that. Lots of artists can make a great illustration on their own time. Doing it quickly, on schedule, on spec, with good communication is what separates high level pros. Mori is successful enough/rich enough she can avoid a lot of these issues now, thankfully

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>>14637598
I mean once you get your art in a gacha, a really big one nonetheless, as a unit not just promo material, that's gotta make your rates go really high.
I just thought that a big name producer would be a better investment than famous artists or animators. I mean when was the last time you watched her mv instead of listening to the hq version of her songs on spotify or apple music?

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>>14637649
anon if you are going to concernfag about mori asking commissions from gacha artists for the MV's at least do it if is one of that game's regulars dont be a fucking overprotective parent

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more mori

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>>14637743
>rich enough
I doubt that. She's still far from being financially stable enough to be able to live lavishly for the rest of her life.
That 1M superchat? She only gets a third of that before tax, she probably only earned like 200k in a year from superchat. She already said how ad revenue is miniscule compared to her sc earning and she onlg has 2k members at most compared to the other girls.
She's far from being the richest in hololive. I really hope she at least invested in stocks

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If she ever goes broke (You)'re gonna save her right?

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>>14637934
Of course, what kind of a husband would I be if I let my wife (Mori Calliope) be a homeless person?

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This is the stupidest shit posting string I've ever seen...

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oh fuck, not this financial concernfag again

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How much would it cost to get a dress like this tailored?

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>>14637934
I don't think I would be able to. I mean if it's just for living her daily life, going on vacations? Sure. But if it includes commisioning teniwoha, big name artists and animators each month for her songs then I'm not so sure.

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>>14637981
I bet he's also angry at her for buying the Herman Miller, despite it being the best streaming investment she has ever made

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>>14638046
Oh nyoooo

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>>14638016
Might be pretty cheap depending on who you talk to. A Chinese taylor should be able to do it rather cheaply and still come out with a good product.

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>>14638016
Fuck, I love deadbeat x mori fanarts so much. Anyone got more of them?

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>>14638016
fembeat post yourself

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>>14637873
>She already said how ad revenue is miniscule compared to her sc earning
When did she say that?

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>>14638088
That's actually her giving the skeleton a Stunner. She's going to pin him and then down the wine as TGRIALS plays

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>>14638129
Jokes on you if that's Mori asking

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>>14638055
No I'm not. Things like that are great investments since they help her with her job. As for art and animation, I'd still listen to her songs regardless of what the mv looks like. Fancy art and animations are tertiary to her contenr

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>>14638144
It's either the midnight sc reading or the last jump king stream

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>>14635837
Excellent Freudian slip

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>>14638144
nta but how is ad revenue supposed to look good when you get 50K+ in superchats a month?

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>>14638080
>taylor
I dont see what people's names have to do with anything, but I'm guessing the cost would be more for the material than anything

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>>14638253
I'm tired my guy but you get my meaning

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the masculine urge to protect mori

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>>14638155
I need art of Mori performing wrestling moves on her fans

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>>14638230
I remember she saying that she earns very little with music and most her income comes from streaming

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i will topple the worlds governments and end the jewish cabal to make this world safe for mori to live in

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>>14634186
Imagine the mother-daughter threesome

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>>14638403
Mori tombstoning a Deadbeat!

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>>14638241
She gets +15M views per month and her watch time is huge so her ad revenue must be good

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reminder:
finance schizo is the very same seanig that rages about her playing strive instead of smash, her liking jump king or EB when the numbers fell, who looks out for her failing constantly while having fits over other deadbeats
also a confirmed seanig, syberian or chink
you can easily tell by the posting style and common choices in vocab, which should help you disregard those posts

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>>14621912
Nigga, she's been horny ever since she came back from the US. You just realized it now ?

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>>14638648
It's the scorpion deathlock for me
https://youtu.be/uy6Mhomq0aU

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May your Mori visit you in your dreams and may you do something fun!
And may she get dream feedback and see what we would do with her!

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>>14637649
Bitch, do you know who you're talking about?

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>>14634186
wait so this means that yukisame and huke might appear with a model or are they going to be there in voice only?

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>>14639026
pngtuber style

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>>14638996
>May your Mori visit you in your dreams and may you do something fun!
She did last night! It was the funniest wet dream I've ever had Had a dream I was trying to help her work through the musical equivalent of writer's block while fucking Lui

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>>14634043
I'd make her chicken and mushroom omelettes and encourage her to lift because strong women are hot and you don't instantly turn into a roided ogre from a few basic reps.

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>>14638915
She said it's nothing compared to her sc earnings though and she's earning 50k on average each month before the yt and cover cut and before taxes as well.
>>14638943
The hell are you talking about? I only brought this up cause there are way better options than paying it out from her pocket. She could definitely coax cover into funding some of her projects.
Is she "rich" ? Yes. I she rich enough to he able to produce music comfortably for the rest of her life regardless of it being profitable or nor? No, she said so herself on stream. Literally watch streams.

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>>14639019
That's only 2k right? She spends around 2k for tracks as well so it's not that outrageous in comparison

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I want Mori to write a full hololive english musical that they all perform in either smol 3d or real 3d

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>>14639543
Smol Calli Jump King 3D outfit for the musical when

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I want Mori to beat the shit out of me then feel bad about it

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>>14639543
Too much commitment for the other girls. Wish she'd find another holo as passionate as her in putting out projects like that. Ame might be down for it but as a project manager or producer I think

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>>14639738
I asked a thread or two ago if she would be capable of raping her S/O if she got drunk enough. Consensus seemed to be that she would, but she would feel really guilty afterwords.

My dick...

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>>14639755
i think if she pitched it they might be interested, she could at least gauge interest and include anyone that wanted to be involved
or she could go full Mori and write the whole thing and shed do such a good job that everyone would kneel and do it

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>>14639691
If they could get the models to actually work with her jumping that would be amazing.
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>>14639809
I think the bigger issue would be the equipment, Gura fucking hates the VR headset. If they could get equipment that doesn't make the shark throw up after 30 minutes they might be more into the Idea.

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https://youtu.be/c-H-Vtd7ckM

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>>14638016
>huffing a faceful of Moripit
UUUWWWWWUWAAAAAAAAA

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>>14640036
you don't have a nose deadbeat

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>>14639867
true but they dont all need to use VR kits. vrchat works fine with m + kb

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i have a confession to make

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>>14640609
Okay nigger, what is it?

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>>14640609
Are you sure about that?

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>>14640669
>>14640680
i love mori

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>>14640686
Bullshit.

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>>14640609
I'm no fool

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>>14640686
Proof next thread?

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>>14640686
proof next thread?

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>>14640737
>>14640744
This thread, bitch.
I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!

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GUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

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Our /vt/ league team is definitely a time capsule of July/August /morig/. The roster could use some updates.
Namely, I think it's important to get Fra and Ope in there. There's a couple Mori-hats still in there we can replace.

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>>14640958
Ope is old news

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>>14640814
Take meds.

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>>14640958
here's an idea: add in distant Mori, but have her model be at least 5 player lengths away from where the actual player is

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>>14640782
this is a good post that I posted

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>>14641106
oh maybe give her super long black gloved arms that REAACH all the way to where shes supposed to be

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>>14641140
Grim Reacher

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>>14640976
>red dress
>wine glass
>??

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>>14640958
Speaking of time capsules, post some old images you have saved and lets try to guess what is the content of it.

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>>14641474
I wonder what caused that to come back in vigor, I thought for sure it was dieing off these past few months

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>>14640814
I MISS DEADBEATS
https://streamable.com/ma7l57
requesting soundpost of this
I'd make it myself but catbox homepage is giving me error 502 for some reason

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>>14641643
PIPES FOR DAYS

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>>14641643
With >>14640814's image I assume?

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>>14641726
I imagine it with the video itself desu

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>>14641474

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>>14641474
idk what there is to guess here but this is a good oldie

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>>14641474

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>>14641474

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>>14641933
I'm glad they got their date eventually

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>>14623179
https://streamable.com/31dv77
Here's a cute one

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>>14623179
nose... doko?

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>>14642010

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>>14641933
She already got what she wanted. Suisei didn't drink at their date, then followed a tipsy Mori back to her place. She'll strike when the time is right.

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>>14642100
>i want a rrat
woah mori

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>>14642186
She got one

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if you make a new morig now this one disappears at the same time