/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori Kawaiiope is getting more views than a KSon meme review

What timeline is this

[Anonymous No.]

WhoSon?

[Anonymous No.]

Kson is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

everyone watching calli and not kson is a disreputable chinese man

[Anonymous No.]

>kawaiiope
>cute gap moe personality
>sultry mommy voice
>actually makes stuff
>tries her best to be creative
>is a genuinely nice person
>kson
>HERE'S MY TITTIES ON CAM IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT FUCK U KILL YOURSELF
Really juggles the ol peanuts doesn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14870569
and her current tea stream is boring as as fuck because Ina and Mumei are just too shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14873185
I think Mori could have done a better job at reading the air and promoting more conversation from them. She went on and on about her own stories too often and it didn’t give them the chance to join the conversation as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14873185
>shy
you misspelled boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>14872435
gosh i want calli to juggle my peanuts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14872435
>Calliope ''I wish I could just show my face'' Mori
be careful what you wish for anon she isn't that far off from KSon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Stealth Mori anti thread

What a weak set of rrats, please pick from this list:

RRAT Liquidation List 2021 edition:
>Shadowverse training arc with La+
>Is writing her second novel for young adults, "The Powerful Reapers of Destiny"
>Converting to Islam to give the highest of ups to Allah
>Borrowed Watson's time machine so she can redo all of her past yabs
>Is secretly the Gundam SEED Movie's writer
>Is doing a RAP bootcamp for Gen5
>Started to become Yukihana Lamy
>Called Flare a nigger in front of yagoo
>Recording a double demon collab song
>Spilled her spaghetti and lost her poor meatball when it rolled out of the door
>Got a little too into roleplaying on obscure internet chatrooms
>In the process of ditching hololive to sign with Dr. Dre's label
>Cloning herself for the MoriDice collab/CalliMori rap battle
>Slipped into the calliopeople timeline
>Invading the dreams of all the deadbeats who miss her
>went into hiding because she can't stop cringing at herself
>left to search for the Dragon Balls so she can make her one wish that she can't pretend she don't wanna see come true
>she heard her activation phrase and was awakened to the reality that she was a Russian bioweapon raised in the states to be used against glorious nippon
>Finding more subtle ways to put roommate references into everything
>Started to care TOO much about hololive and took off early to distance herself from them
>Busy setting up multiple false accounts with vpns to donate during the all the celebrations happening during her absence
>Had to go into the offices at cover to receive her yearly corporate brainwashing
>Cares more about other vtubers than her fans
>she's learning EU4 after getting Paradox permissions
>Is fighting a losing battle trying to get her gaseous asseous under control
>Appearing as a special guest at E3
>Preparing for constant all night sex orgies with Okayu, Coco, A-chan and Coco
>took time off to shoot scenes for the newest Evil Dead
>Uber called for a surprise sponsorship deal since her purchases constituted 95% of their net profits
>IRyS was waiting for her at the yakiniku joint and had to cut the stream early
>she had an important Zoom call with Applebee's Japan division
>police took her in for interrogation after they discovered her music played during the last 10 recorded driving incidents
>her local hospital ward needed her assistance as a temporary nurse
>she larped as a shinigami on the 2a.m. train ride
>the yakuza held a meeting to discuss her new membership strategies
>she visited her nearby high school to practice for the sports festival

[Anonymous No.]

>>14870569
>English speaking vtuber has more views than Japanese
You don't say?
There's only literally 1 billion more English speaking people in the world compared to Japanese speaking people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14870569
A good one