The Final Yab

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Predictions for the final yab? Only your juiciest rrats please.

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>>1535665
Murder suicide pact

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Kiara is going to destroy this board

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>>1535665
Sora rapes Yagoo in front of A-chan.

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Haachama pull a Reckful

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>>1535702
>>1535763

Hopefully these are related.

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>>1535665
Im gonna give you a semi realistic one. Sex scandal where its found that one of the top Holos (Korone, Pekora, Gura, etc) was exchanging sex for large amount of money with fans that she saw were giving her a lot of SC. I think this one is actually a possible one. Others could be Holo A fucks another Holo B's boyfriend and she start calling her out on it in the middle of a big stream and the whole stream goes FUBAR. Those are not too crazy i think.

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>>1535868
Another semi plausible one, one of the Holos, EN or JP, forgets to cut the audio after a stream and she has a guy over and everyone hears them fucking live. A less crazy one would be a big Holo forgets to cute her audio and starts shittalking otakus after the stream.

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>>1535868
I don't think any of them are dumb enough to fuck for money when they get ten times as much from the collective as a whole who they would lose if they found out.
I could see it if blackmail was involved, though.

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>>1535665
>The Eighth Haachama Impact begins when she releases swarms of bees from hives set to be shipped to China because she wanted to use queen bees for her recipe, killing several dock workers and a culminating in a trans-pacific war

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>>1535970
Kiara is a thing you know?

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>>1535868
Yeah that would do it.

A twist: It's Haachama. She overextended herself and needs some quick cash to pay bills since her suspension (second one) screwed her up. It leaks and Yagoo goes apeshit, and slaps her in front of the whole office. The other girls get word and quit in solidarity, except for the hardcore Yagoo loyalists (Subaru, etc.)

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>>1536007
I mean, when she was poor and destitute then yeah.
But now? I don't see it.

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>>1536072
It's not for the money itself. It's for the satisfaction that men will pay hand over fist for the privilege of her body.

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>>1535970
>I don't think any of them are dumb enough to fuck for money
Some rich otaku (and they exist) DMs Korone/Gura/etc with "Hey how about 100k for a night with you", they accept in a lapse of judgment, they fuck and it ends up getting out there. Total shitstorm ensues.

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Mass dox that leads to harassment and the destruction of hololive from within, slowly rotting away all other vtubers outsode of Japan and ending with a lawsuit against Niji for instigating everything

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>>1536137
>Some rich otaku
So... Melonpan?

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>>1536007
Those rrats are not true from what i heard. What happened is an schizo otaku started harrasing her roommate back when she was an idol and started spreading rumors, which ended up tanking her career. It may have even been someone she trusted that spread the rumors, idol industry is cutthroat and betrayals are not unheard of.

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Let's get the Western rrats out of the way first.
>a HoloEN gen 2 member becomes popular
>streams start turning political after another George Floyd happens
>too popular to get kicked out now
>other HoloEN gen 2s stand behind her in "solidarity"
>clueless HoloJPs start getting shat on and are demanded to take sides by the Twitter mob
>the stress causes mass breakdowns
>EN branch gets nuked
OR
>HoloEN eventually gets a black girl
>she speaks too delicately, so Twitter accuses her of actually being white and using blackface
>she posts a photo of her body as proof
>people use something from the background to triangulate her location
>gets harrassed and stalked
>western and japanese fans are irrevocably split on the issue
>EN branch gets nuked

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>>1535868
Hololive would lose more than 80% of their fans if this happens

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One of the holos get caught trading/receiving nudes with an underage fan -- causes youtube adpocalypse to kick up all over again killing the age of vtuber the same way they went after childs content during the elsa/spiderman scandal

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Just like the end of 4chan won't be /pol/ the end of hololive won't be the talent. Ironically I think some schizo from here is gonna take both down

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>>1536214
They are out there man, melonpan is just loud about it but there executive otaku who keep it on the down low. Some rich prince from the middle east, is also an otaku.

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>>1536230
Or she sucked dick for money who knows

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>>1536302
Imagine an oil king fucking your oshi's asshole.

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Cover gets acquired by a Tencent subsidiary

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I keep thinking about the possibility of some jap or chink schizo storming into the Hololive building with a bomb or antrax.

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>>1536339
Saudia Arabian royalty are known for flying in Instagram girl, paying them 100k or so and fucking them. Its not unheard of, now imagine one of them is an otaky, and we know some are otaku, just starts throwing money around to fuck his oshi.

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>>1535665
My rrats are too strong for you traveler

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>>1536334
Kiara is pure anon.

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There will be no "final yab".
Hololive will just fade away into obscurity in a couple months

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>>1536420
Better for that fucker to post my oshi's gaping asshole full of his royal sperm

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>>1536457
100% Bitch. So yeah, she's "pure".

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>>1536465
This is an entertainment industry for schizo otaku run by underqualified schizo otakus. This is the ultimate recipe for disaster

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>>1536465
"This is the way the world ends
Not with a yab but a whimper.”
-T.S. Pekora

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>>1536389
Wont happen, its become a political thing now. Japan is slowly going into defense mode, and they also been ramping up efforts to be able to build up their offensive military up again. s of now they constitution does not let them have real military which is why their armed forces are called defense force. Japan is not in the mood to allow a company like Cover being sold to China, after the political scandal last year.

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>>1536498
Fuck you, worse her roommate has done is some risky picture set. She is pure and was too innocent for the idol industry. People talking shit are just antis. I wouldn't be surprised if her roommate is still a virgin.

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>>1536137

A lot of the Hololive girls are awkward introverts so I can't picture that many of them agreeing to something like that.

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>>1535665
aqua office shooting spree

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>>1535868
>Others could be Holo A fucks another Holo B's boyfriend and she start calling her out on it in the middle of a big stream and the whole stream goes FUBAR.
Yeah but what 2 girls do you think would cause the juiciest confrontation?

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>>1535665
Pekora will stop ignoring me and admit she loves me and get then we'll get married.

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>>1535665

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>>1535665
Yagoo or another higher up having relations with talent would be an actual company killer

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>>1536646
A lot of them have been poor all their lives, wave a load of cash like that and I bet a few would have to think about it.

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>>1536687
Someone you dont expect at all, like Korone ends up fucking that guy FakeType that Mori likes. Mori break down mid stream and just start screaming at Korone calling her a bitch and a whore.

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>>1536699
I will send a present to your wedding. Best wishes on a happy life together with Pekora anon.

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>>1536722
>relations with talent
But Yagoois already related to talent because Sora is his daughter.

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>>1536767
Noel is even less expected because her menhera tendencies is the whole reason she doesn't have a bf because she's a walking mess of red flags

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>>1536767
I like it, but if it were Kiara and she found out mid vacation with her it would be quite a show.

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>>1535665
Yagoo ends up getting wacked due to his Yakuza ties. Cover is exposed as a front for international drug smuggling with connections in the mafia and triads (EN and IN were created to establish relations with the gangs). Every holo is doxxed with stolen info in a Yakuza raid of the Cover headquarters and the holos that make it out alive have to change their identities and relocate.

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>>1536767
We can go worse. Korone stealing Okayu's bf

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>>1536767
But anon Mori is into manlets and I'm sure that they don't have the enough testosterone to go for those juicy hags.

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>>1536704
This is a real one because as more EN gens get added people are gonna start asking why there is a black member. Some anon said that maybe a woke member could be avoided by choosing someone from an African country where wokeness is not that common.

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>>1536882
>it's just Woolie

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>>1536629
>Some risky picture set
I've never seen someone cope this hard

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>>1536814
Polka is Yagoo's daughter bro what are you even saying?

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>>1536882
You reckon they could just hire a Polynesian girl? Most poly girls I've met have been quite traditional in their values while not angering the woke crowd

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>>1536000
>trans-pacific war
At first I thought you meant trannies fighting the Pacific ocean and nose exhale'd a bit stronger than normal

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>>1536882
Years later we find out it was Coco in blackface the whole time. Years in the South paid off.

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Anyone who thinks the "Final yab" is involve twitter poltics is retarded and don't realize that those groups are a minority group within a minority and doesn't understand how those people think in the first place
The real "final yab" involve will be very basic and just involve some schizo otaku doing to something to physically harm one of the girls or cover staff
Just imagine some deranged gachikoi will pull an kyoani on cover
Or will viciously beat YAGOO after one their oshi gets graduated

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>>1536906
It's just Woolie the Liar with an anime girl version of himself as an avatar, but he just speaks in his normal voice and just plays fighting games

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>>1536629
Just one thread KFP... don't take the bait for just one thread. Onegai

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>>1537016
Unironically yes

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>>1536913
I mean it is, its at the same level as a sexy calendar picture.

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>>1536629
>Unicorn fagging
Let me guess former teamate

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>>1537027
People keep talking shit, what do you want me to do. Yeah her roomate has some pictures in a bikini, like thats so bad.

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>>1537012
Coco opens her apartment door and finds a rando holding Kanata down and ramming his micropenis into her deaf butthole.

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>>1535868
I honestly don't think the first one will happen. Reminder that a lot of the girls in Hololive had fucked up lives before this and actually made friends in Hololive.
If shit hits the storm, what i think might happen is one of the girls become very tired and angry of Clover's bad management, and spill the beans or shittalk about the company in frustration.

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>>1535665
The holoclippers who were ousted for siding with the chinks return to claim their revenge. None of us ever see it coming as they are in "disguise"

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>>1537098
It's not what you see in the pictures KFPniggerino, but what happened in that studio in the heat of summer.

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>Gura and Ame move in together/
>Things start off great
>Realize they both say nigger and gaggot a lot off stream, and it casually slips into their vernacular
>Ame finds herself picking up all of Gura's messes
>Gura gets very little sleep and is constantly telling Ame to not scream at shooters all night
>Discord call with Mori and she notices they are snippy with each other more than usual
> "Yeah, your boy probably can't join your collab tonight, sorry dudes"
> "Whatever Nigger"
>Tension builds not only between the two, but EN as a whole
>Kiara retires
>Ina retires
>Mori is way more involved with JP more than EN
>Ame blames Gura
>Gura blames Ame
>weeks of lower than usual viewers and akas
>One of them murder / suicides themselves and blame Mori before An Hero
>Mori "Graduates"
>Haachama shoots up Holofest 4.

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>>1536072
>>1536007
There is no evidence of this rrat other then Lolcow threads.

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>>1537196
>Mori gets called a nigger
I suppose she wet herself immediately after

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>>1537174
Some fucking schizo spread rumors about her. NOTHING HAPPENED. She didnt do any of the crazy shit that people say she did, its all schizo shit from a crazu otaku who wanted to ruin her career and succeed in doing so.

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>>1537196
>Haachama shoots up Holofest 4.
I want this so bad

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Either of the following:

>YouTube as a platform loses its global appeal over time and with it Hololive.

>Other groups both corporate and independent out-compete Hololive as the dominant vtuber entertainment company and Hololive is forced into obscurity.

>Buyout from an equity firm. All the talent involved leave or face new restrictions. The new direction kills off any interest and the new owners cannibalize the company for its IP rights and its remaining assets.

>In-company mismanagement and incompetence. Too many suits and middle management nonsense causes the company to lose control. YAGOO is forced to take the blame while the others receive golden parachutes.

Nothing happens. That's it. Nothing at all. Life goes on. Hololive manages to survive turbulent times and will continue to do so for years to come. There is no collapse. There is no final yab. Its just you wanting it anon. Move on.

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>>1536848
Don't be silly, Kiara would set up a threesome

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>>1537098
>>1536629
They don't know about the foot JAV

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>>1537196
>Kiara retires
Rrat aborted. Chicken will be the last Holo to retire unfortunately

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>>1536629
>>1537098
>Not enough shame to not costhot
>Was open on social media about a boyfriend
>I wouldn't be surprised if her roommate is still a virgin
Come on KFP you know she's taken dick

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>>1537387
what?

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>>1536629
>worse her roommate has done is some risky picture set
Nigga where do you think the "I'll have sex with him but I won't kiss him" meme came from you fucking belligerent retard?

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>>1537387
Oh, please anon, spoonfeed just this once

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>>1537441
Rummer has it she cheated on her bf to record a foot JAV when she first was in Japan

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>>1537419
Ok then spill your stupid rrat or shut the fuck up.

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>>1536629
/cgl/ archive reps

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>>1537276
Anon...

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>>1537504
I'd post the screenshot but I'm on not on my dyno right now you can find it in the archive

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I think probably a suicide on stream would be the biggest yab. Or maybe posting nakadashi by their boyfriend pics on twitter and purposely sabotaging their vtuber career

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>>1537276
she's fucked 10x more guys than the rest of holoEN combined, i'm not a purityfag and i don't even hate her but you should just accept it

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>>1537581
Oh man and we are going to have to deal with the YouTubers who do nothing but make gossip videos about other YouTubers cold dine out on either one for a months

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>>1537581
not on stream, but a suicide would be yikes, with precedents like the mishandling mel's situation

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>>1537491
>rummer
nice try ESL. wasn't she also like 14 when she first came to Japan?

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>>1537595
>she's fucked 10x more guys than the rest of holoEN combined
The rest excluding mori could actually believe

>>1537644
>ESL
Phoneposter actually

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KIARA DIDNT DO ANYTHING YOU FUCKING SCHIZOS
She is a women who is trying to make in showbiz, ok yeah, so she made some stupid bikini set, nothing else. Why do you guys keep shittalking her for no reason at all and without any proof.

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>>1537644
That's perfect for the average Japanese ojisan

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>>1537644
Child porn was legal in Japan less than 7 years ago

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>>1537668
Your falseflag has no effect on me.

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>>1537644
It was bootleg release, also CP was legal at the time in Japan.

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>>1537668
You're faking it at this point fag. This is my last (You) enjoy your used creampiehime.

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calli had a 3way with verne troyer and gary coleman before they died

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>>1537772
good for her

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>>1537772
I'd be impressed, more than anything else

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>>1537772
Sasuga Mori *high five*

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the final yab will be Yagoo getting exposed for raping Roberu. lawsuits will end the company financially

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>>1537643
Death really it hurt them imo
People die, it's a natural part of life
I've only heard of vtuber dying once and the company she worked just released a statement on twitter expressing their condolences and announcing that they were retiring her character

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>>1537861
Yagoo being the Dan Schneider of vtubers would truly be the worst yab I could imagine

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>>1537861
>>1537915
>Yagoo conducts regular, random Penis Inspections of the HoloStars

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>>1537947
>Homostars wasn't just a joke

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>>1537947
>Kaoru and Kira were graduated because they failed the penis inspection

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>>1537989
>Artemis hired as a replacement

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>>1537344
I actually worry more about a future where Youtube starts targeting them specifically.
Which they could do under the pretense that vtubers are for children and they are not making child-friendly content.

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>>1538008
you know he just lost his right

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>>1538034
They could easily migrate to twitch, Miko doesn't even use her account for anything more than watch alongs and she's already within the top 1% of twitch streamers

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>>1538034
>Pepeloni's company now bitches

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>>1536137
I don't think this would work with the most popular Holos because you'd have to pay millions for them to justify the risk but you could go after one of the less popular ones like Towa or Mel or one of the ID girls.

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>>1535665
Korone collabs with HER

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>>1538397
Why Korone?
I would expect an unauthorized Haachama collab with her where they review porn of each other

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>>1538443
They we're made for each other

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>>1538483
*were
brain glitch

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>>1538196
They'd at the very least need to review some of their content guidelines to stream on Twitch. For example, if Roboco showed the lower half of her model on Twitch she would get banned because it runs afoul of their weird clothing standards.

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>>1536017
Don't just blurt it out anon, i trusted you with this secret.

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>>1538570
You know you loved it.

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>>1537196
kek the ending got me

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>>1537196
>> "Yeah, your boy probably can't join your collab tonight, sorry dudes"
>> "Whatever Nigger"
It was supposed to be final yab, not final kek

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>>1537196
>> "Yeah, your boy probably can't join your collab tonight, sorry dudes"
>> "Whatever Nigger"
Fucking lost it.

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>>1539104
I would love so very much to hear Gura respond to a heartfelt red superchat in her graduation stream with "Whatever nigger" in the most flippant and venomous tone and just end the stream.

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>>1539276
I can actually hear it

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>>1537196
> "Yeah, your boy probably can't join your collab tonight, sorry dudes"
> "Whatever Nigger"
>weeks of lower than usual viewers and akas
If this happens, they will be floated with viewership and superchats by the rest of /vt/ for all eternity.

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>>1539615
/vt/ is much smaller than you think it is

[Anonymous No.]

Time traveler here, this is what will happen

>An additional member joins EN2 (EN2 starts as a 4-woman band to account for this)
>Older, more business-savvy, takes a teacher role both in-character and out (for this reason, let's call her Sensei)
>becomes a hit with fans and the talents themselves thanks to her insistence in helping the girls with anything they need and her superhuman charisma
>becomes essentially a second Yagoo overnight, eclipsing all the managers
>there are even rumors that she "got rid" of Enma herself
>Cover splits itself from Hololive who rebrands as Hololive International, sets HQ somewhere in the Caribbean to get around licensing and tax issues
>Sensei announces a "Holohouse International" project somewhere after EN gen 4 debuts, with the plan of creating a massive complex that is corporate HQ, recording studio and housing for all the talent and essential staff all at once, supposedly for security purposes
>speaking of security, new talents' roommates are thoroughly unpersoned as part of the hiring purposes, allegedly at Sensei's behest
>Sensei herself is a complete cipher, too. People have tried to doxx her ever since she joined and failed every time
>Holohouse's location is also top secret, in order to prevent stalking
>As soon as it's completed, nearly all holos agree to move in, being flown in out of Cover's pocket
>All seems to be going perfect until some schizo somehow finds out the location of holohouse, sneaks in and attempts to assault Gura
>Ends up being killed in the attempt
>Sensei is charged for the schizo's murder and Gura becomes traumatized from the event
>US authorities become involved and demand Sensei's extradition (the schizo was connected to somebody the gubmint owed favors to I guess)
>In the court drama, Sensei's identity and the location of holohouse become leaked to the public
>schizos flock en masse and the thing becomes a liability
>Cover ceases operations after they sank most of their assets on the building and several talents quit from the scandal
>Coco is killed by a zhang during the holohouse expose

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Just slowly getting irrelevant as more and more content creators become vtubers, making Hololive seem less appealing in the long run

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>>1540102
Oh that plot twist at the end anon, very nice.

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amazing

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>>1535868
>where its found that one of the top Holos (Korone, Pekora, Gura, etc) was exchanging sex for large amount of money with fans

Barely plausible because any one they fug would immediately have the power to end a chuuba's career with a single tweet. The holos would be dumb as shit to do that.

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>>1539446
>>1539276
>>1539104

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>>1535770
What does that even mean

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>>1540224
>any one they fug would immediately have the power to end a chuuba's career with a single tweet
What would be their motivation to do that?

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>>1540224
That would involve them having hard evidence, and if they're going to be dropping their pants for cash, you can bet they'd have
>A burner phone
>No tech in the room policy
>"I call you, you don't call me" mantra
>At least some form of blackmail the paying party is offering up
And at the end of the day, the statement of "oh yea i got to titty fuck Noel" or the like would be lost in the sea of rrat posting

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>>1540284
Kek

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>>1537029
Her body's too good to be wasted in a shitpost Woolie did

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>>1540457
How are is she going to get in contact with fan in the first place? I can't thing of any way things would get started without DMs from her offical Twitter or YouTube account.

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IS THE FINAL YAB DOWN
do do dooo do
do do doo do do
do do dooo do
do do doo do do do doo do do do dooooooo

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>>1540861
But it's a live unplugged version
https://youtu.be/OHWiN_vFtdY?t=46

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>>1536687
Okayu steals Flare from Noel and they combine their yuriharems into one large centralised harem

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>JP gen 6 happens
>Aloe 2 happens
>She actually kills herself

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>>1541187
Is this one of those auto-generated rrats?

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>>1536247
>>she speaks too delicately, so Twitter accuses her of actually being white and using blackface
I fucking hate twitter
>You can't be black unless you're a ugly gorilla with anger issues and without self control, also you must speak in the thickest ghetto ebonics
Fuck twitter.

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>>1536629
anon do you also think Ame is a virgin?

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>>1537196
>Haachama shoots up Holofest 4.
based

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>HoloEN Gen 2
>Racially diverse cause Yagoo trying not to get cancelled
>One of the girls is a white Southern Belle with just the right amount of trash type with a drawl like honey though (has a shotgun (or AR-15 if we're feeling spicy)) (my new oshi btw)
>New black member gets upset over something unrelated in a game and says some dumb shit to Belle
>Belle doesn't take the bait at first, but it keeps coming, BLM this, BLM that
>Finally has enough and says "Shut your nigger mouth" in a totally adorable way
>Hispanic and asian girl laugh nervously
>Stream goes down
>Belle gets on her roommate channel, is sobbing cause her life/career is over
>Gun in mouth
>It's yabbening
>Credits roll
>National scandal
>Twitter war
>Actual war
>The fucking Chinese nuke everyone

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>Chink finds the holohouse
>Kyoanis the whole apartment building killing 20 people including Suisei, Anemachi, Coco and Kanata

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>>1536601
Lmao

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>>1537344
>>In-company mismanagement and incompetence. Too many suits and middle management nonsense causes the company to lose control.
This is already happening

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>>1541498
Ame steals your mum from her pimp and they make you a little bro

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>>1536601
I think it's gonna be the big chill after gen 6, people are gonna be wanting to go outside after getting their government mandated autism shots. >>1536601

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>>1542725
Aloe 2: Yabai Boogaloo

[Anonymous No.]

Someone from hololive will get pregnant and Yagoo will be the father.

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>>1544362
Roberu?

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>>1541555
yeah, isn't it funny that some blacks are not black enough?

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>>1544402
sure, all the gay sex with yagoo giving roberu endless creampies ended up somehow getting him mpreg'd, an actual miracle in the gay community and humanity in general as a biological man getting pregnant from his ass is suppose to not be possible. This YAB however actually leads to the birth of the Antichrist, as everyone will be treating this miracle child as a second coming of christ, and will be worshipped as a prophet.

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>>1538995
I'll bite was that screen shot real

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>>1545035
I'll bite are you actually retarded

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>>1535868
>Others could be Holo A fucks another Holo B's boyfriend and she start calling her out on it in the middle of a big stream
the gura/shion pasta please

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>>1545035
Yeah it was. The only reason Gura was even allowed to go ahead with her debut after that tweet is because Cali was so turned on that she demanded Gura stays on as her mistress, or else she would leave as well.

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>>1536465
>fade away into obscurity
>couple months
years

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>>1541703
>says "Shut your nigger mouth" in a totally adorable way
watch me drop akas on the spot when this happens

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>>1535665
Azki slaps Sora in front of Yagoo.

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>>1536825
anon, noel wants oniichan's dick unironically, but he's already taken

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535665
Mainstream/widely read news source runs a segment on Hololive that blows up, calling attention to things like Shion's design and stirring moral outrage. There's more than enough ammo for it.
Hololive's core fanbase doesn't buy the complaints of course, but the general public definitely does. Cover sees the immediate reaction to the article from non-fans and flips out. Instead of letting the bad press blow over, they try to remove or "sanitize" anything that could bring more outside criticism, including things that the news segment didn't even bring up.
Designs are changed, VODs are privated, clips are taken down, talents' actions on stream are limited more than they've ever been, a formal apology is issued. All their actions make it an even hotter topic for the press, and people remain pissed no matter what they do.
So Cover ramps up restrictions again, and people still complain; a feedback loop is created. That's when the fans leave, saying goodbye as the Hololive they knew is slowly stripped down to a husk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1545996
It could happen with the right hashtag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1537344
let's see
>YouTube as a platform loses its global appeal over time and with it Hololive.
the most unlikely, but possible for example, losing all vids for X amoun of time
>Other groups both corporate and independent out-compete Hololive as the dominant vtuber entertainment company and Hololive is forced into obscurity.
more probable but if they're wise (see below) they would diversify either pander more markets or incorporing new and better tech
>Buyout from an equity firm. All the talent involved leave or face new restrictions. The new direction kills off any interest and the new owners cannibalize the company for its IP rights and its remaining assets.
I can see but coming from a bigger tech company and they're actually implementing more restrictions no more asacoco-like content anymore
>In-company mismanagement and incompetence. Too many suits and middle management nonsense causes the company to lose control. YAGOO is forced to take the blame while the others receive golden parachutes.
already happening, kek
>Nothing happens. That's it. Nothing at all. Life goes on. Hololive manages to survive turbulent times and will continue to do so for years to come. There is no collapse. There is no final yab. Its just you wanting it anon. Move on.
that will happen eventually with all of the internet, it will became in old's media of all corporate, jew and borefest

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>>1537196
> "Yeah, your boy probably can't join your collab tonight, sorry dudes"
> "Whatever Nigger"
https://youtu.be/Y_MLKn4kNPM

[Anonymous No.]

>>1536250
if it's not my Oshi i will still follow her wherever she goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>1541583
After seeing her get raped every time in apex? Fuck no

[Anonymous No.]

>>1537276
retardchama.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>1537947
I-I gotta j-join holostars......

[Anonymous No.]

>>1545996
>Mainstream/widely read news source runs a segment on Hololive that blows up
This already happened during the taiwan scandal
There were taiwanese public news networks running stories about happened to Coco and Haachama during prime time

[Anonymous No.]

>holoen hires a new girl
>classical cowgirl
>funny, smart, witty
>sounds kinda old tho
>sounds vaguely familiar to some boomers
>no millennials, zoomers, or geemers recognize her
>claims she can't sing, never does,
>doesn't even do a members only karaoke stream
>fans keep pressing her
>finally she gives in when her 3D model debuts
>Does a setlist compiled by cover
>Goes fantastically, she's amazing, has been lying about not being a good singer
>Something seems familiar though, she's definitely struggling to put on a voice
>Chat calls for an encore
>She's having too much fun
>Sings 9 to 5
>Drops the fake voice halfway through
>It's literally, actually, honest-to-God Dolly Parton herself moonlighting as a vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1536629
*inhales*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1546589
Beautiful rrat there anon. Simply marvelous. *chef kiss*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1546589
This is an artistic rrat. This retarded board doesn't deserve something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1536882
>Some anon said that maybe a woke member could be avoided by choosing someone from an African country where wokeness is not that common
Or just someone who lusts towards white men and is self-hating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1537196
Why would they blame Mori for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1546589
google, how do i make rrats come true

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535868
>was exchanging sex for large amount of money with fans that she saw were giving her a lot of SC
Actually posible given that a twitch streamer already did that

[Anonymous No.]

>>1537667
>excluding mori
I doubt Mori is actually a virgin but i also doubt she has fucked that many men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1546589
I WANT TO BELEEB

[Anonymous No.]

>>1548216
She seems legitimately too busy to have had that much sex tbqhwyphamalamborghini

[Anonymous No.]

"Subscribe to Takanashi Kiara"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1546589
That's a nice rrat, but
>no millennials, zoomers, or geemers recognize her
I'd say some millennials would recognize her, Jolene is quite popular song,

[Anonymous No.]

>>1548778
This amused me far more than it should have

[Anonymous No.]

>>1537198
And the thing is, Lolcow is a worse cesspool than this place. They solely exists to cultivate rrats and to milk the lolcow dry.

[Anonymous No.]

Coco joins Vshojo

[Anonymous No.]

>>1548778
pfffAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1548782
Anon if Parton didn't want you to know it was her then you wouldn't know it was her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1548897
She would fit in great I think. Then they could get rid of the shitty dragon they have now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535665
North Korea fires 3 nukes
1st to Vladivostok
2nd to Seoul
3rd to Tokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>1537196
>>Haachama shoots up Holofest 4.
my sides, you can't do this anon I am at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535665
>George Floyd 2.0 with a tranny underage black this time
>Kiara spergs on stream about lgbt and blm
>half the holos join her, the other half ignore it and get canceled by hordes of EOPs
>All hell breaks lose
burgers ruin yet another thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1549299
>throw away their only bargaining chip

[Anonymous No.]

>>1546589
Oh the money I’d give to make this happen in our timeline

[Anonymous No.]

>>1548778
did not expect that scrolling down. top kek imagine the consequences of this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1549527
Pewdiepie seemed to survive OK, to be fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1537196
>mori not getting away with it
But that's wrong you fucking retard. Mori ALWAYS gets away with it. Any final yab will involve her getting away with it

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is a geemer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1541888
>Thinking Chang can take on an apex predator in her den

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all are thinking too inside the box with these normie ass sex scandals and twittershit. You best believe when the final yab goes down it's going to be some weird off the wall shit no one expects.

It will be necro-bestiality and/or fullblown 3dpd guro, and it will come from a quiet and unassuming face. The sweetest smiles always hide the darkest secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553435
That's just too improbable, my dude. You really just said the most shocking shit you could think of, that's not good writing. It will look more like this.
>all of hololives lolicons have a secret discord together
>they share all the undersaged newds they get sent with each other
>management is aware and does nothing because Japanese people always hide their dirty laundry instead of handling it
>one of them finally gets too full of themselves and actually starts a relationship
>parents find out
>shitstorm ensues
Ggnore, ez clap, game fucking over. Even Yagoo gets vanned for complicity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1541888
If the building security detained Suisei for just hanging around near the building for half an hour, pretty sure they're going to arrest chinks on sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535665
Hololive is bought out by a larger media/tech company and slowly becomes more and more sanitized

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553946
>it's a chink company

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553946
>>1554055
It'd be bad if (they) bought it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554423
>>1554055
>Chilean Company buys Hololive
>Talents start learning spanish
>HololiveESP and HolostarsESP announced
>Debut goes well
>One day one of the HololiveESP goes missing
>2 weeks later his roommate gets executed by the Venezuelan government
>Fueled with anger, every oshispic come together and demand an end to Maduro's regime
>Countries that refuse, get coup'd by angry oshispics
>An Alliance between Chile, Peru, Argentinian Provisional Government, Colombia and Brazil forms to kill Venezuela
>After the war, South America unites under one government
>mfw It was a ploy by most sudaca governments to kill maduro and unite sudacaland under one banner

[Anonymous No.]

>>1551903
You can't kill what's already dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>1551903
The real question is who will be the first EN to have a fullblown gamer moment... I'm calling Mori.

inb4 ame's "nice try" or mori's superchat gaff. When I say fullblown I mean FULLBLOWN

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive is bought out by any of the following. Sony, Amazon, Tencent, Disney, Dominos Pizza .

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556214
>Tencent
This would be a good thing though

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556214
>hi this is scott, president of dominos pizza
>Have some fun with our new Hololive virtual pizza bos dance stage
>each pizza comes with breadsticks, after you are finished eating, have some fun with your Favourite corporate hololive characters, such as Patricia Usada, Captain Marine, or Girl Gurta

[Anonymous No.]

If Coco graditude by chinks

Chinks will taste the blood and that mean anti control Vtuber

They will learn by attacking vtuber until their are kneeled are easier than support and make good long term relationship.

The age of Vtuber near end
And dawn of Anti age arise
Only Coco and Holo withstand aside

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556331
>>1556214
If Dominos buys hololive will this save Haachama so she can do commercials for pepperoni pizza

[Anonymous No.]

It's gonna involve Rushia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535665
Newly minted multimillionaire starts an agency out of nowhere and outperforms Hololive, VShojo and NijiEN and becomes the main player for English speaking vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556021
I wish there were more people like Coco that can just drop "faggot" like it's nobody's business.

[Anonymous No.]

While drugged off her face on meth and other drugs to try get everything done mori becomes convinced she actually is death and kills someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556021
>I'm calling Mori
Why do you think it is gonna be her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556661
Good thing Kiara is no longer in Japan then

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556736
Probably her edgy roommate

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556021
>Miko dies in some game
>WAAAAAUGH!
>FAQ!! FAQ NIGGA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556769
She's a nigger lover though

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556331
the pepeloni pan with no pepeloni 2 FOR 10 DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>1536247
>she speaks too delicately, so Twitter accuses her of actually being white and using blackface
If Cover were to hire a black girl they would be better off using using a monstergirl for an avatar

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556214
or AirAsia

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556366

>YouTube notification pops up
>its haachama! She's doing a new stream!
>you click to see what it is
>Its Akai Haato in a Dominos Pizza uniform
>its a 12 hour stream of her eatiing pepperoni and cheese pizzas
>No resolution to the schizophrenia arc or the HololiveEN0 arc
>its just her eating pizza
>"Oh the peppeloni!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556975
Or it is just gonna be white anime girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556307
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557082
I'm okay with this purely for the architectural aspects

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557140
>The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre
Is this supposed to make me not like China, the fact they put down a riot? Every major city in my country was looted and burned by "protesters" I was begging for some tanks in the street but my president was cowring in a bunker

[Anonymous No.]

>>1548778
Some kid will shoot up the school again after COVID restrictions are lifted and they will mention VTubers in their gay-ass manifestos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557214
>Is this supposed to make me not like China
Only if you are a neoliberal

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557082
Why is there no lewd art of her inserting a peppeloni yet? This is very simple, drawfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1536945
Maybe Papua New Guinea

[Anonymous No.]

>>1536704
>>1536882
This is believable until the supposed "solidarity" part and the OP again puts way too much stock in Twitter's power to compel Cover to do its bidding. At worst there will be a bunch of faggots virtue signaling and Cover will get some bad press, but EN is not going to suddenly fold on itself to protest "muh racism".

Well, I say it's believable, but Cover will literally never hire a black girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557214
>It's the same automatic response to every china copypasta
what a fucking surprise

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557319
>automatic response
I think you mean intuitive. Its hard to get upset at China after 2020 demonstrated what a total failure neoliberal western values are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557214
Yes, because they live under a dictatoship. Riots are only unacceptable in a democracy, where you can, or you should be able to, just boot the people in power from office. In their case, they have no other choice, because there are not any choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557319
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557345
I'm assuming you meant dictatorship, but so what the average Chinese person has far more personal freedom compared to a western

[Anonymous No.]

>>1536230
We don't ever know if the schizo rrat is true, there is a jannie that tries to spam that rrat everywhere and all the time it changes and last time he larped as the stalker
And her career didnt tanked because of that, it wasnt succesfull because she was a westerner on the Idol industry on Japan as an Indie. The industry is fucking hard for the start and more if You arent japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557111
now that would be a yab for twitter whales

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557345
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557394
Haha holy shit fuck off Zhang

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557721
So no argument?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1540336
She does a bunch of shrooms and leaps off a building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1548897
>Coco joins Vshojo
That would break the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556331
I didn't realize how much I wanted "Hololive as run by 4kids" names until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557394
>the average Chinese person has far more personal freedom compared to a western
Joe Biden is a retarded senile old man and he's going to be assassinated by the vice president Camilla Harris if he doesn't resign first. Ok, now you say something bad like that about Xi Jinping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557941
Joe Biden doesn't run your country. Israel does and boycotting them is a felony

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535665
>June comes
>Its Gay pride month
>Brands start doing the rainbow logo thing again
>Hololive doesn't
>Twitter rampages
>Hololive caves
>Everyone else rampages

Looking forward to June its going to be YAB city

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557978
I hate Israel
All jews deserve death

[Anonymous No.]

I mean Ame dropped a couple n-bombs in a previous life and noone at cover gave a shit so it'd have to be pretty big

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557978
Israel is ruled by Satan and every Jew fucks children. However, with your attempt at misdirection you're saying that you can't speak ill of your evil dictator piece of shit, the Winnie the Pooh looking pedophile Xi Jinping, is that correct?

[Anonymous No.]

Holostar kills his spouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557082
Still better than apex or minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558056
Does someone have the link to the nigga compilation for this newfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557978
Oh really? I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!!!!! now you do your country

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535922
>a big Holo forgets to cute her audio and starts shittalking otakus after the stream
already happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcu0xrRX460

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535922
No one hates otakus more than otakus, so it'll just make her more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558081
>evil dictator
Why is he evil? I don't care about wiggers so you are going to have a pretty hard time trying to convince me

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558128
Did you mean Christkillers? The Antichrist is a biblical figure from The book of Revelation who comes before or during the period of tribulation and is basically a satanic parody of Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557978
Ok, now you say something bad like that about Xi Jinping.

[Anonymous No.]

Some of the pre peko stuff leaks and it starts a major recline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558187
He is mean to Muslims and gay people :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558206
>He
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558164
If you don't care about us then why are you here? Is it because your horrific evil dictator demands that you be here to defend honor that he doesn't have? Or are you simply scared to say that he's evil because of what he will do to you? Don't you think that's a evil? Ruling with terror, I mean. I mean if you actually respected him you would be defending him. But here you are asking us to insult him instead. Isn't that technically illegal for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1536000
checked

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558238
>Or are you simply scared to say that he's evil because of what he will do to you?
I'm not a muzzy what do I have to be worried about and I don't live in China

>>1558226
Xi Jinping Winnie the poo is mean to wiggers! Can I get a job at CNN now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1546589
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558290
Why don't you say that he's evil and that you hate him? You don't have to mean it, just say it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557214
is this the islam thing again where /pol/ larpers find out the thing they shit on is actually closer to their beliefs than they thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558330
>Why don't you say that he's evil
Because I think he is, I don't like faggots or Muslims. I think he is doing a excellent job

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558008
I'm betting that this will happen, except that Hololive won't actually cave and it'll all blow over after a lot of "drama"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558338
I was always pro China. The people on /pol/ doing the knee jerk anti China bit are just knuckle dragging partisans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558351
No, it's because you can't say it. You're Chinese and a coward. Honestly the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535665
one of them dies and gets a second voice actor
(im pretty sure this happened already though)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558338
nah its just one (1) Zhang retard trying and failing in his noble quest to clear his god emperors name

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558290
>Xi Jinping Winnie the poo is mean to wiggers!
So you live in a free country and not in China. You should know that you wouldn't be able to say that if you lived there. Even if you use a VPN, you'd be in risk of getting "reeducated" or outright disappeared.

[Anonymous No.]

the zhang poster is obviously baiting all of you, stop replying to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558391
Whiter than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>1536017
Just as a thought exercise: Who are the "hardcore Yagoo loyalists" besides Subaru? Sora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558392
They would never do this. The Japanese take their voice acting seriously. You either have a unique voice or you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>1537196
>>Haachama shoots up Holofest 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558432
>So you live in a free country
I wish, I live in America

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558507
Go to China then and see it for yourself. You'll be surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558479
Seeing as how you don't have windows 10 and have a shitty lg monitor I think it's safe to assume you are in a third world country? therefore not white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558507
>unironic amerimutt
damn, every time some one does something good, turns out it was a kike lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556736
It's a combination of >>1556769, >>1556789, and life experience. I live in a major American city where BLM was really big. A lot of my friends bought into it and participated bigtime, but let me tell you something funny. Motherfuckers think they're so pc, but then all it takes is one little black kid to throw a rock at their car and all of a sudden those same people who've been pouring out their bleeding hearts for black lives will tell you ALL about what they really think of those nigger children and the nigger parents that raised them.

I was mostly joking, and I would prefer to be wrong, since I'd rather she didn't have to deal with that bs. If anything it probably won't even be a racist slur, I'd be more inclined to expect something like:
>Mori playing game
>npc says something sassy
>whatever, homo
>chat goes defcon 5
>she plays some bullshit cards about how she was trying to say bro but also man at the same time and it got jumbled
>shit gets memoryholed in a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558585
I can't the almost the entire world has cut off even tourist travel from the US

>Seeing as how you don't have windows 10
lol what I have 7
>monitor I think it's safe to assume you are in a third world country
Yeah America

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558479
Deflection again, I see. You're still a coward and Chinese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558632
You did a good job with your race blindness reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558599
>Colored start button
>Windows 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558630
>almost the entire world has cut off
It's funny cause that's precisely entirely the fault of China. They either pulled off a Chernobyl on the entire world, or they acted on pure malice and greed and they let the thing spread worldwide because they knew they could easily profit from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558709
I thought Corona wasn't even real and Demokkkrats made it all up to get Trump out of office?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535665
Going political

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558652
You haven't denied anything yet. I'm glad to know that I'm right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558857
Yeah because I am obviously white

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535665
Final Yab: Something spicy happens to a hololiver, they graduate, get doxxed, big trouble with management, etc, but something big goes down and some nip schizo gets so angry he pulls a Kyoto Animation and tries to burn down Cover. You'll get a flurry of tweets and messages from everyone before Legal steps in and gags everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558894
No, you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1558738
It is sadly real, what's fake is the pandemic and the mass hysteria over just another illness. Like if we didn't have thousands of those. The damn thing has only affected a 1,5% of the global population and has "only" killed a 0,034% of the global population. It's literally nothing compared to a real pandemic like the 1918's flu which affected a third of the global population and killed a 5% of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1557394
yeah like allowing their children to shit in the streets and even temples, and stealing all of the toilet paper in public toilets. freedom to eat live rrats, dogs, cats, and bat soup, then sell your diseased meat as lamb. freedom to permanently deforest your land and make extinct endangered species of tigers and dolphins, and burn your trash in the streets. be loud as fuck and obnoxiously annoying in public. freedom to breathe unbreathable air in any big city. make a company that kidnaps vietnamese women to impregnate and harvest their babies' organs. so many things to love about your country zhang!!

[Anonymous No.]

I could see Hacchama quit eventually due to disillusionment because of new restrictions by Cover.

Losing her knocks the enthusiasm of others (though they keep streaming).

Meanwhile other companies and indies begin to branch out into more ambitious forms of vtubing content (drawing inspiration from Hacchama) or otherwise outflank Cover's talent with new talent/innovations in content production.

All this meanwhile a contraction in an overbloated vtuber market takes place. Cover's market share declines and they begin to shift more focus onto their mo-capture/3D modelling products.

[Anonymous No.]

Pic related will DESTROY Hololive. Fucker has been working behind the scenes day and night for his mischievous goal!
You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1559257
forgot pic. meidos need to rangeban all chinkposters. it's telling that they appear most often in the fucking RRAT THREADS. meidos please, these people are no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1559358
Isn't 4chan blocked in China?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1535665
YAGOO menhera breakdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>1560012
Yes, but only for the people, not for their 50 cent army. You can also bypass the block with a VPN if you're not poor.

[Anonymous No.]

final yab?
miko dying of leuk
luna dying of heart failure
coco and kanata killing each other in a suicide pact after they get tired of streaming
gura killing herself like Elvis
pekora gets raped and kills herself almost eafter she moves out of her mothers place?
so much can go wrong with these women
all ticking timebombs

[Anonymous No.]

you guys can't just rrat like this outside of official rrat threads, it's unnatural

[Anonymous No.]

>>1536945
>>1557238
You telling me americans think they're black even though they're asians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1560594
>gura killing herself like Elvis
shitting to death high as fuck on a toilet?

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>>1561076
ssri do the same thing as opies
totally possible.

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>>1557978
>Israel does and boycotting them is a felony
no it isn't, retard. you just get your government contract terminated, which will never hold up under judicial scrutiny.

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>>1536882
Just tell them Indonesians are "poc", problem solved.

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>>1557345
>>1557394
>>1557941
>>1557978
>>1558045
>>1558081
>>1558187
>>1561216
>>>/pol/
and never come back
first you fags tried to use coco for orange man propaganda and now you fags are spamming kiara images in place of annoying oranges to make people like her even less
i hope you faggots die of aids

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>>1537107
She'd kill a man for her wife

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>>1560723
Look at pics of tribals in papua new guinea and tell me they don't look really similar to africans, putting aside the outliers who have light hair and eyes.

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>>1558008
>Caring what a corporation does
This is why libs and fascists are the weakest

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Hololive is actually a SCP foundation esc organization that contains demons, angels, dragons, etc and disguises them as vtubers so no one finds out
>One day one of the "talents" will break containment leading to a Broken Masquerade or, XK class End of the world, Scenario

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>>1561624
I mean, I guess if brown skin + dense curly hair + brown eyes = black sure, but they're really just dark indians with curly hair which is what they were at one point thousands centuries ago.

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>>1557220
Good thing governments instantly make it illegal to possess or share that shit.

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>>1557232
AWAY

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>>1558392
No one is dumb enough to try this after the Gamebu and the Kizuna Ai clones debacles

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>>1558490
Sora like you say, but I'm not sure who else.

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>>1536629
She's an underground wrestler, she's as far from pure as you can get.

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>>1538039
The fag actually cut off his dick?