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Don't procrastinate on your New Year's resolutions. Confess to your hag today so you can impregnate before the year is done!

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>>15685086
I never knew how cute a hag could be until I watched the English stream with Mori. I wish I knew boho go so I could watch more of her streams

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>>15685086
I never knew a hag could be so cute until I watched the English stream with mori. I wish I knew Japanese so I could watch more of her streams

>> No.15686988
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>> No.15687065
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I’ll ask again this thread for curiosity. What draws you to hags, anons? What makes them so special.

>> No.15687323

>>15687065
Most of them have average - huge boobas

>> No.15687591

>>15687065
I am 26 years old

>> No.15688077
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>>15685086
Marine is still a cake.

>> No.15689208 [DELETED] 

>>15688077
Rushing is a confirmed hag, other than that the list seems correct.

>> No.15689277

>>15688077
Rushia is a confirmed hag, other than that the list seems correct.

>> No.15689311

>>15689277
Technical hag means hags who don't look or act the part at all

>> No.15689384

>>15688077
Wait, Choco isn't a hag?

>> No.15689690
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I WILL move to the countryside with Mio and we WILL have a lot of babies together

>> No.15689692

At lest use the Old OP that I used to post... man fuck this ip rage ban I miss making the Hag Threads

>> No.15689784

>>15689384
She'll be two years away in 2022.

>> No.15690914

>>15687065
female caregiver fetish caused by lack of motherly love in my youth

>> No.15691018
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>>15687065
It's hard to say honestly. I guess most girls around my age (I'm 21 FWIW) seem totally crazy or good for nothing. So I find the "matureness" or sereneness of hags really enjoyable and sexy.

>> No.15691039

>>15687065
I want to suck big ol titties while my cock is stroked.

>> No.15691059

>>15687065
Irresponsibly cumming inside a womb incapable of giving birth!!

>> No.15691127

>>15691039

I recently experienced for the first time IRL with a hag and it's as good as advertised

>> No.15691152

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GODDAMN DOUJINS
UPLOAD FASTER YOU GODDAMN JAPOS

>> No.15692509
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>>15687065

Hags are less likely to judge you for your fetishes, and more likely to have plenty of their own

>> No.15692587

>>15687065
I just think they're neat.

>> No.15692848

>>15686988
After the revelation that Nui might not be over 29, I've decided that age doesn't matter for haghood for me.

>> No.15693266
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Pomu...

>> No.15693283

>>15688077
>iofi hag
>risu not hag
did i miss something?

>> No.15693624

>>15693283
>risu hag
what

>> No.15695070

>>15689690
And then you will die and she'll have to raise the kids on her own on the countryside, it'll make a critically acclaimed movie.

>> No.15696691

>>15685086
I want to sin sister marine so bad,receiving my white sins inside of her

>> No.15700396
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I want this hag to pound the shit out of me

>> No.15701030

>>15687065
At first it was when I realized the social circles I immersed myself in generally had people of my age or younger. As you could guess, I absolutely hated that as people under the age of 20 nowadays make me lose hope in the world. As time went on, I started trying to hang around older people which I enjoyed for many reasons besides them simply just being more mature and tolerable. I guess I've become so sick of the modern woman that hags tend to fulfill me. >>15691018 gets it

>> No.15701179

>>15685514
sounds like you've got a goal for the new year

>> No.15701232

>>15687065
I like women my own age
zoomer girls all seem to be fucked in the head

>> No.15703380

>>15687065
A few of the female teachers and counselors used to tease me back in middle school, and girls my own age just seemed dumb, so it just became a natural track for me.

>> No.15703426

>>15692848
She's not, guy. She's only a few years older than me.

>> No.15704058
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The things I'd do to this hag

>> No.15704270

Quick and Important question

What is the male equivalent of "Hags"?

>> No.15704307

>>15704270
Oji-san
t. oji-san

>> No.15704386

>>15687065
the nicest women ive spoken to are hags

>> No.15704717

>>15688077
I would pump enough cum into my bag oshis womb to revitalize and impregnate her all at the same time

>> No.15707071

i don't know anything about her but choco looks like she spends all her sc money on host clubs

>> No.15707608

>>15688077
>Reine is a hag
just when I thought she couldn't be any more SEX, I learn this

>> No.15707791

>>15688077
>Sora is a hag
I thought she was like 25 wtf

>> No.15707860

>>15707791
sora isn't a hag and I wonder why people keep saying she is

>> No.15709202

>>15688077
Sana is the same age as Ina.
>>15707791
>>15707860
She absolutely isn’t a hag, but there was a false dox saying she was, and people are stupid enough to keep repeating it. It’s like how Shion had to sue someone for claiming a picture of some entirely different person was her roommate.

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>>15688077
There’s no way Ina is 30 this year.

>> No.15709305

>>15688077
She will turn into hag this year, anon. You'll need to update that list soon

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>>15688077
>Flare
>Watame
>Polka
??? really? (I know what their roommates look like but little else)

>> No.15710045

>>15688077
Did not know Ina was a hag

>> No.15711343

>>15688077
> Picrel
> Becomes a hag in 2022: Mel, Marine, Ina
> It's 2022
Anonchama, your list comprehension reps....

>> No.15711615

>>15709547
>(I know what their roommates look like
>Flare
No, you don't.

>> No.15712071
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>>15687065
Not everyone in this board is a teenager or 20-something.
For example I'm pushing 40, so I'm attracted to chuubas from my age group such as Mio or Botan.
This is one of the appeals of the virtual aspect. I never cared about the traditional idol culture at all. There are surely many other people too who wouldn't be on this board at all if not for hags.

>> No.15712125

>>15712071
Im 21 and exclusively attracted to hags

>> No.15712399

>>15712125
36 here, hag attraction might be great and all but eventually you'll realize that you missed out on your own age-group. Give them another chance irl if you can, just to broaden your own horizons, otherwise you'll end up trying to have kids with someone who's already gone through menopause (it doesn't work, by the way, have spent the last 3 years trying to impregnate her daily multiple times)

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Hag feets

>> No.15713228
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Lui love

>> No.15713313

>>15685086
I'm gonna put Botan in a matingpress and pump her full

>> No.15713931
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how did you guys not post tomoe in this entire thread

>> No.15714579

>>15713931
Her hagussy is off limits to cock, only girls allowed

>> No.15714830

>>15714579
I can't tell if ur baiting or legit don't know and even if that were true we could appreciate her semen draining design

>> No.15714857

>>15714830
>I can't tell if ur baiting or legit don't know
Enlighten me anon

>> No.15715041

>>15714857
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaHLzLE1RGBHOd7y9QQctk_Pj1sIGyOH4 here is a vod of the ikebo competition and just look at one of the judges

>> No.15715081

>>15714857
She also used to be a gyaru bruh

>> No.15715155

>>15715081
Based

>> No.15715282

>>15713931
Such a hot design wasted on a disgusting dyke

>> No.15715357

>>15707791
Anon Sora's been working for a decade. She's past 25.
>>15709547
Polka isnt a hag, shes a cake or even younger
Watame and flare are hags

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>>15715357
How much older is Flare than Noel? I thought they were around the same age

>> No.15715421

>>15688077
This pic is retarded. Coco, Polka, the last girl should be on technical hags because they dont act like hags in their streams.

>> No.15715463

>>15715388
Flare its older than 30

>> No.15715500

>>15687065
I'm nearing 30. Hags are my only way out from becoming a wizard.

>> No.15715507

>>15715282
Ur gay

>> No.15715510

>>15715463
Yeah but I'm asking about her age difference with Noel

>> No.15715541

>>15715507
Seethe

>> No.15715548

>>15715357
Polka uploaded her first video to NND 15 years ago on a Windows 98 PC, she isn't 24 lmfao
>>15715388
6.5 years

>> No.15715551

>>15715081
and the artists never draw a gyaru Tomoe?

How disappointing.

>> No.15715598

>>15715548
>6.5 years
Interesting...

>> No.15715643

>>15715510
Noel seems young like younger than a cake. I think its like Okakoro but one or two year younger

>> No.15715709

>>15715548
Wait really? In Mega's channel or other?

>> No.15715806

>>15715643
Nah Korone is really old, top 2 oldest in Hololive (not sure if she's the oldest). Okayu is definitely younger than Noel

>> No.15715823

>>15715643
Noel became a cake in 2020 already.

>> No.15715847

>>15715548
>6.5 years
Noeru is a lucky lady

>> No.15718151

>>15715806
Botan, Mio and Korone are together the hag triumvirate.

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>>15689690
Already did, find your own mio bro

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dont die on me, hag bros!

>> No.15728239

>ina is hag

well, that does explain her love for old mecha anime

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hags will forever rule

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>> No.15736168

>>15711343
they're all still 29 until they turn 30 later in the year

>> No.15736402

>>15687065
they're more relatable

>> No.15738399
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I want this collab to happen.

>> No.15739028

>>15738399

yeah, with me

>> No.15739073

>>15688077
>ina
>lives at home
>can't do chores
>doesn't shower
>lives in filth
>about to be a hag
wtf, I hate hags now

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If you ask me, haggery is a subjective thing anyway. Doesn't matter how old Sora or Polka or Ina or Pomu are, they don't act or sound like hags so they aren't, simple as.

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>>15739200
you're not welcome here

>> No.15745273

This is the hag list I made, I'd appreciate any suggestions for it.

>Hololive:
Ookami Mio
Tokino Sora
Shirakami Fubuki
Shiranui Flare
Shishiro Botan
Inugami Korone
Tsunomaki Watame
Aki Rosenthal
AZKi
Uruha Rushia
Himemori Luna
Kiryu Coco
Airani Iofifteen
>Will be a hag in 2022
Houshou Marine
Yozora Mel

>Nijisanji:
Inui Toko
Gundou Mirei
Dola
Rindou Mikoto
Shizuka Rin
Fumi
Hayase Sou
Nui Sociere
Sister Claire
Ange Katrina
Sakura Ritsuki
Moira
Suzuka Utako

>HoneyStrap:
Suo Patra
>Will be a hag in 2022
Saionji Mary

>Noripro:
Hoozuki Warabe
Milk Enomiya

>AniMare:
Inaba Haneru

>Mama Hags:
Pochimaru/POCHI-GOYA
Ayamy Garubinu

>Indie Hags:
Kamishiro Kurea

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>>15745273
>Yozora Mel
Finally

>> No.15750991

>>15738399
Add Choco and Mel and I’m in.

>> No.15751139

>>15688077
what does a technical hag mean?

>> No.15751680

>>15687065
I've been with an older woman, so I can speak from experience.
They have more time to've gained experience in bed, if they used that time to develop things. My hag suppressed her gag reflex and also practiced isometric kegels, which feels like a blossoming hand stroking your cock when she flexes.
Like the witch in Howl's Moving Castle, hags are delighted and thrilled by the energy of a young man, with all his hair and an athletic build. They're glad for the opportunity to feel him.
I get even more pleasure from spoiling her in this way, besides her passion. Like doting on her. I'm probably the last pass at younger energy in bed she'll have in life, and I want her to feel sexy and look back fondly for the rest of that life.
Even though she's older, I get a fetishistic thrill from calling her "girl," patronizingly playful, or praising "good girl."
She had me over, and as a hostess she treated me like a king, worshipped me almost. That kind of giving is deeply erotic to me, in any sexual relationship.

The heartbreak is bad, because a woman doesn't want to lose that and acknowledge fate. But it passes. We still text and share photos every few months.

>> No.15754848

>>15751139
As anon said earlier in the thread, they're the age of hagdom but they don't act like it.

>> No.15758091
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Mayhaps we should combine this thread with Christmas cakes? That way we can go late 20s too.

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>>15685514
Do your reps! I need to do more too, I could be much better than I am. Lui is very cute. Does anyone else here have good streams of hers to recommend?

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>> No.15759534

>>15758131
What's on Mori's hat? It doesn't look like any kana / gana

>> No.15761632
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>>15759534
I actually don't know and I've watched her(kind of irregularly) since debut

>> No.15761685

>>15738399
I want to have an offpako collab with them.

>> No.15762076

>>15688077
I will bring new life and vitality to their wombs.

>> No.15762959

>>15761632
The left looks like a Hololive play button flipped horizontally.
Middle looks like an "e" or an upside-down "a."
Right looks like an "S" or a crooked "d."
Flipped upside down the whole thing looks like "Saf."
So yeah... weird.

>> No.15763041

>>15762959
Oh and if you flipped the left triangle horizontally, it could resemble "D," and so spell "Ded."

>> No.15765393

>>15689384
2-3 more years bud.

>> No.15766959

I could’ve sworn Irys was a hag, her old channel is like 12 years old and her karaoke swings into weirdly specific early 90s songs and jpop

>> No.15767791

>>15688077
Marine is eternal 17

>> No.15767839

>>15685086
I don't know if maybe because I was raise religious. But that's the most tasteless shit I have ever seen.

>> No.15769045

>>15745273
>Tokino Sora
stop you absolute idiot

>> No.15769195

>>15767791
I want a 30 year old JK gyaru wife.

>> No.15769900
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Botan makes me so ungodly horny, fuck I just want her to sit on my face so bad and let me have a whiff of her mature lion pussy

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>> No.15771721

>>15769900
based ruskie

>> No.15772145

>>15767839

Marine is a devout catholic I have no idea what you’re implying

>> No.15772186

>>15767839
Sounds like it has a lot to do with you being raised religiously

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Post more lion

>> No.15775014
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God I wish I was Suisei

>> No.15778077

I love hags. Ange Katrina is my favorite. Marine is a close second.

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>>15781465
hag pits are best pits

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>>15782865
I concur

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>> No.15789010

Wild babymaking sex with Botan

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>> No.15794720

https://youtu.be/xgn7St5SRYM
Bless Nui

>> No.15800698

I have just ejaculated to Marine.
A tribute I say.

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dola-sama!!!

>> No.15804277

I wanna watch some hags without a million viewers...

>> No.15806076

>>15800698
The countdown video she did is fantastic for that

>> No.15806297

>>15688077
i will welcome the takos this year

>> No.15806989

>>15806076
This one? https://youtu.be/ksvf2yKW-SI

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>>15810469
I haven't seen that one. Very nice.

>> No.15812067

>>15758131
>>15812007
Why are you posting Mori? She isn't even close to being a hag.

>> No.15813844

>>15806989
hayasugiru

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>> No.15814983

>>15812067
classic case of being too horny to think

>> No.15816884

>>15813865
Why is mio so hot?

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>>15813865
I dunno, I love her voice, her long dark hair and her mom-ly aura.

>> No.15820089

>>15816884
she's the perfect wife

>> No.15820216

>>15709283
Hopefully she can get a personality for her birthday

>> No.15823526

>>15820216
You first

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>> No.15830634

>>15806989
Yeah, exactly that, it's so damn hot

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>>15800702
I wish she got more attention from clippers/translators. I've tried watching a little bit of her and at least in the solo stuff I've seen she seems really nice and laid-back.

>> No.15831029

>>15718151
Mio was classmate with Fubuki so they're the same age. There's also a rumor about Botan, while still being a hag, the number we can see from time to time is a joke she said one time and is actually 10 years younger.
Not sure about Sora, she's in some pretty old videos when she was an idol.

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If I'm being honest I get more big sister/young wine aunt vibes from Nina. She doesn't really seem to have that real strong hag energy.

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