/yah/ - Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>>Next stream - Beatani Debut!!!!
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1477648621768445955

>Beatani ch.
https://www.youtube.com/c/beatanichisato

>Beatani post query interface:
http://102716.xyz/query?name=Beatani&discriminator=6974

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Booru:
https://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Beatani post archive:
https://102716.xyz/static/dump.sql

>Lore Summarized:
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato

>Last thread
>>15665855

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you usually advertise a debut a little further in advance?

[Anonymous No.]

I thought the next stream was tomorrow morning JST.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that she sends nudes to oil balons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749573
LITERALLY WHO?

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>>15750341
She mentioned the 4th would be a special stream but she was tired and maybe a little drunk. Also this is Beatani we're talking about.

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>>15750466
My annoying little sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750382
Not only nudes, but actual sexual favors went to the highest bidder when travel into Japan was still allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750382
Just DM sex.

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>>15750522
>>15750382
this fucking whore fucked ar

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, seriously, just unsubscribe, unfollow, and walk away. It’ll hurt bad for a little while but you’ll feel so free and be better off for it. Bea is very talented but she’s only out for herself and seeking fame. She sees you as nothing more than objects to be used. She doesn’t like you. She has no respect for you. She will never like you much less love you. She’s said it herself, many times. I’m saying this not to hurt you but because I love you. Respect yourself. Love yourself. Just walk away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750922
>he believes that other Vtubers love him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750922
That's very hot, I'll sub to her

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>>15750922
Guys, seriously, just unsubscribe, unfollow, and walk away. It’ll hurt bad for a little while but you’ll feel so free and be better off for it. Pewdiepie is very talented but he’s only out for himself and seeking fame. He sees you as nothing more than objects to be used. He doesn’t like you. He has no respect for you. He will never like you much less love you. He’s said it himself, many times. I’m saying this not to hurt you but because I love you. Respect yourself. Love yourself. Just walk away.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this fucking bear

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>>15750922
I will now watch /our/ chuuba.

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>>15750851
She doesn't seem so keen on him anymore. The sex must have been awful.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/6a949i.png
Thanks for joining the Aggie

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Guys, seriously, just unsubscribe, unfollow, and walk away. It’ll hurt bad for a little while but you’ll feel so free and be better off for it. Hiroyuki is very talented but he’s only out for himself and seeking fame. He sees you as nothing more than objects to be used. He doesn’t like you. He has no respect for you. He will never like you much less love you. He’s said it himself, many times. I’m saying this not to hurt you but because I love you. Respect yourself. Love yourself. Just walk away.

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>>15751677
Excellent as always drawdads

[Anonymous No.]

>>15751677
Really great stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

Baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>15751808
Babu

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani's butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15751677
To the anon who wanted an Aggie tag in the booru
All aggies are uploaded and tagged as "Aggie"

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>>15752080

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>>15752041
I would pound that fat bear butt

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>>15752041
chuchu peropero

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>>15752041
It's a crime that she's carrying that thing around all day and not sharing it.

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>>15752041
Very smooth and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

How many cm do you think Beatani's hips are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15753544
very wide, birthing baby making sex wide

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>>15753544
https://files.catbox.moe/0yzk0a.png
16 cm per pixel

[Anonymous No.]

>>15753780
Or rather 16 pixels per cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15753544
they seem pretty wide

[Anonymous No.]

>>15753804
She will bear my child with those hips.

[Anonymous No.]

God she's so flat and unattractive I love her.

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>>15753854

[Anonymous No.]

Bea should use one of the many dildos she owns to pretend she's having sex with us and give her virginity to us by breaking her last hymen.

[Risuna No.]

from what happened in july I've been quite sure that bea wants to get rid of us, every post on reddit feels like an attempt to replace us but it doesn't work she' s settled with us, I want to believe that all this is just in my mind and is not real, I'm afraid that something bad is going to happen this year

[Anonymous No.]

>>15753962
It's going to be terrible Risuna, Bea never stays in one place for too long so don't take it personal. I was thinking about when spellcards and donations were opened in the beginning and she seemed hesitant and didn't think anyone would donate. Was that an act to get more donations? Is everything an act? What is the actual bear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15754211
The difference between act and reality regarding Beatani is hard to tell. She seems to be almost always in-character and has admitted to some things being an act on top of lying about others.
Japanese vtubers or people in general are more strict to their internet personas than the western person who is always breaking character or mixing their personal life and opinions with it. The best thing you can do is not expect her to be clear and honest all the time and just enjoy it as entertainment. Remember that there is a whole lot of things none of the dads know and she won't even think of mentioning because we have nothing to do with it.

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>>15753962
>>15754211
Actual bear is insecure but has fun with all this stuff. She obviously likes being a vtuber and the people in chat, or else she wouldn't do shit like rig up a sperm and egg cell just to use when she plays slither io.

[Risuna No.]

>>15754407
>Remember that there is a whole lot of things none of the dads know and she won't even think of mentioning because we have nothing to do with it
I often notice that on multiple occasions it doesn't seem like it but she really plays the role of a character even at times when you wouldn't expect it

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>>15752041
With a cute bushy tail on it!

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>>15754211
Low self esteem and imposter syndrome is real. I can relate.

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>>15754580
It's easy to forget or look over that detail because generally, dads are invested and want to know more about her. But she maintains a character even when she sounds very honest.
I'm not saying Beatani is fake, but I'm saying you're talking and interacting with a vtuber on the internet.
She is good at playing a character and we don't know if the act is always up or not.

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>>15754407
>has admitted to some things being an act on top of lying about others
like what?

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>>15753880
plain japanese girl, the most sexual creature on the planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15754740
Jimiko girls really are the sexiest somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15706297
Is that Fumin with Chihiro? Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15754776
He looks like Hiroyuki. You fucking blind monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15754775
It's because you know they're genuine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15754796
True

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>>15754812
None of these are sexy, they look like they need to be in a psychiatric hospital.
>inb4 but that's sexy

[Anonymous No.]

When she sent her new year gift to her real dad I wonder if she had a laugh about where it came from (money is fungible, I know).

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>>15754211
>>15753962
>insecure
>feels she doesn't deserve what risuna gives her
>needs repeated reaffirmation
>enjoys interacting with risunas and not just streaming for the sake of streaming
these are real

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>>15754849
Are you kidding me? I'd do any of them in a heartbeat. Plain, gloomy, tired girls are insanely sexy because they're relatable

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>>15754849
You act like Tomoko isn't sexy as hell

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>>15754849
>they look like they need to be in a psychiatric hospital
that's the premise

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>>15754884
Her drunk rant shook me a little is all. She really seems to like saying that she doesn't care that much and it's hard not to believe her.

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>>15754962
The new year's rant? That was really nothing new
>she doesn't care that much
I didn't get that impression at all

[Risuna No.]

>>15754706
I don't know if it's all an act but it's so real maybe that's why so many dads have opened up so much about their feelings with her maybe we should distance ourselves a little before we get hurt if she protects a part of her from us we should do the same

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>>15754962
It's kind of a defense mechanism. Telling yourself "I don't care" so you don't get overly invested when things don't work out like you wanted. That's just insecurity. I'm honestly more worried about her obsession with suicide.

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>>15754962
she's trying to protect herself and risunas at the same time tabun

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>>15754962
She has said things like that before but it has been a while and she started rambling during such a stream like the New Years one that killed the mood really hard. She can think like that if she wants but I don't know why she has the need to hammer it down on us like that. Just keep it to yourself. Do you want us to stop supporting you, stupid bear?

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>>15755028
I've done that and it's gotten a little better but it's tempting to open up again. Good vtubers are charismatic and likeable people with an incentive to please their audience, and when you don't get much positivity in your life it's easy to lose track of reality.

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>>15755064
>I'm honestly more worried about her obsession with suicide.
That's just her being japanese

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>>15754407
>Japanese vtubers or people in general are more strict to their internet personas
Because all of their day to day lives are tatemae, too. You’ll never know what Bea actually thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: the guy who was sick of eating strawberry jam got in prison for forcing himself on bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755126
Yeah that's part of it, with "kys" being a more common insult. The way her mind jumps to it, specifically in regards to group suicide, indicates some deeper issues though. She's not really "joking" about those.

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>>15755191
Babytani likes strawberries because her father hates them.
https://youtu.be/ZqZXH4zt9UM

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>>15755191
or was one of her pot smoking friends japan punishes drug use very harshly

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>>15755112
>when you don't get much positivity in your life it's easy to lose track of reality
I really want everyone here to find true happiness, Bea included. The current situation isn’t doing that for anyone. I don’t have any answers other than “not this”.

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>>15755245
what situation, schizo? everything is pretty fuckin swell

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>>15755239
My mind jumped to drug use too. But 3 weeks in jail for having some weed? I dunno if that's the kind of sentence they have.

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>>15755028
I have started to do the same as her. I have been very open and given too much information to someone who keeps a distance and a lot to herself, so now I am backtracking on the info I've given.

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>>15755239
>harshly
>three weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755264
The drunken NYE ranting and the reaction to it is swell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755275
>3 weeks in jail for having some weed
Years in jail before charges are even filed. And years after.

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>>15755289
Yep, Bea being a sad drunk and life being overall shit is nothing new.

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>>15755320
Yeah 3 weeks in jail and then a fine later is kind of what I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

Bea needs a hug, it's too bad she hates them.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who felt close to her when I heard her drunken rambling

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>>15755384
I didn't catch the first part of the karaoke, but her laughing during the clover club replaying and going ham on the guitar was fun.

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In Japan they can hold you for up to 23 days without charging you. Maybe he never confessed and their evidence was weak.
https://japan.embassy.gov.au/tkyo/arrests.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755384
Probably not, but it's just souless. Going by the rambling you can't really be that close to her either.

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>>15755343
Japanese police have a 98% conviction rate. They’ll often arrest someone, release them with no charges filed after the statutory amount of time is up, and then rearrest them outside the jail and hold them again with no charges, repeatedly, just to fuck with them. Then once convicted simple possession carries a five year term. Don’t be the person Japanese police decide they need to arrest.

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>>15755428
They would just repeatedly rearrest him for five years in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755384
Some of her drunk rambling sure, but DYRBI part 2 really made me feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755455
They have to come up with another charge to do that. For something simple there probably isn't a reason to.

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>>15750543
wish i could dm bea

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>>15755384
I was very drunk when she started to sing I started to dance like a fool then during her depressing talk I started to cry like a child it was very strangexgk84

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve been walking down the sidewalk in Tokyo and a policeman walking towards me will sometimes pull out his wood beating stick and start slapping it against his palm, and I’ll cross the street rather than walk past him. I saw three policemen beating a drunk chinaman with their sticks in the middle of the street in Kyoto for like five minutes straight and then drag him into the police box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755064
>>15755080
I keep oscillating between believing she is serious about not caring and believing it's to keep herself safe and she doesn't mean what she says during her DYRBI ramblings.
I'm starting to believe I am keeping myself safe by choosing to believe she doesn't care at all about anything but money.

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>>15755431
You're only looking at the surface of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755544
No, they can rearrest repeatedly on the same charge.

[Anonymous No.]

She’s going to kill herself, how do we stop her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755562
She wishes she only cares about money. She's a woman, her feelings betray her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755597
and we are mostly men and we act like a bunch of crybabies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755626
>dads are crybabies
this
Bea’s dyrbi was nothing new

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755591
You don't, maybe it would be better for everyone. I think a person's decision to live or die should be up to them as it's the most personal thing imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755591
She thinks actual suicide is too much. She has mentioned that before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755626
People who watch Bea put up with the usual of being called retards and to kill themselves, not quite as crybaby as some other groups.
Bea is probably more insecure than most of her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755744
cloudy feelings

[Anonymous No.]

Should have mailed her rope as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755763
Yeah, anon likes to say every dad but him are crybabies or weak. But I think dads put up with a lot of shit and even discussing the DYRBI will be called crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755763
now that you mention it, dads tolerate a lot of things, I can't imagine another group of fans accepting that kind of behavior, which makes me think that many dads really love bea

[Anonymous No.]

It’s not crying to want better for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755763
a LOT more
I fell for Bea hard after the ear licking tantrum

[Anonymous No.]

Completely unrelated to the current conversation, if Bea lives in Tokyo, I’ve probably walked by Bea on the street or ridden in the same train car as her at least once and neither of us ever had any idea.

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>>15755829
>>15755879
I think I watch Bea for the experience of an actual bratty menhera but hardworking daughter. I don't care at all about GFE but Bea actually does it for the daughter experience. It's probably why I like Rosemi so much too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15754716
From the top of my mind, admiting early Bea and some mannerisms being an act, and lying about going to sleep when she does or doing her exercise.

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>>15755129
>tatemae
I really fucking hate that they're never fucking honest everything has to be a damn act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755977
We can't really force our ways on other people. If they want to be like that and never be happy then that's on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755977
You can watch western Vtubers who share their real face then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755929
It's a small world after all

[Anonymous No.]

>116 posts
>23 IPs
yah is reclining

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756012
I wasn't talking about chuubas I mean in real life the japanese do that all the time it makes me frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755971
Reminds me of the Kuro chan stuff from Wednesday Downtown, now that's a piece of shit pathological liar. Bea is a saint compared to that.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6cx0np

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>>15755977
You just have to accept Japan and the Japanese for what they are. You’ll never be that, or belong, or be wanted there, or be allowed to understand them, or even be able to understand them.

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>>15755971
>lying about going to sleep when she does or doing her exercise
Those aren't quite the same. I think she meant to when she said it but got distracted or whatever. Being intentionally deceptive is another thing though. It goes with the business though.

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>>15755977
Better than the Chinese, who can't be genuine about anything (unless they get raised in Western societies, not actual China)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756126
>unless they get raised in Western societies
and become lefties who hate the locals in that society

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756033
I like to imagine we’ve both sat in the same car, autistically staring at our phones and feverishly shitposting in the same /yah/ thread, and then gotten off the train and never known. Very unlikely but fun to imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756041
yah and bea have been reclining/stagnating for a while now slow chama

[Anonymous No.]

I think Bea herself hates a lot of the Japanese bs too. I remember her telling a dad on the bird app that she didn't care enough about him to have a tatemae

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756143
If they're high IQ they don't do that, only the low IQ ones do. Especially if they live in a Chinatown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756041
Odd hours, no stream and dads shot their wads on all the holiday events and projects. Everyone is taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756183
I thought she touched on this topic a while back and she was fairly angry or fed up with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756041
It's even worse when she's active because all the discussion moves to d******

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756242
Dads become very annoying in the discord. They swarm her and try to be funny all the time, can't take it easy for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756242
Bea has cut down on that somewhat which is good for her. Hearing how addicted she was to phone stuff surprised me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756263
this is true, and she disappears fairly quickly after she get's swarmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756293
Dads should ignore her again and give her some rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756183
She may be, but she’s still Japanese and will still act Japanese. I have a “friend” who lived in the west for years, speaks English, harbors a boiling rage against Japanese society, but is still Japanese. I put the quotes around friend because it’s been years and our conversations are still very superficial and mild, she won’t answer any question she doesn’t want to answer and gets angry if she feels imposed on by the way one is asked, still pulls out the bits of Japanese folk wisdom, and really only lets the mask slip when she gets very frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756325
Nah the ignoring stuff is old and boring now, and many dads took that as an opportunity to approach her, which was a bit annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755971
>lying about going to sleep when she does or doing her exercise.
that's literally fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756077
Damn female Japanese...! !! !! Seducing the gaijins, they need rape correction...

[Anonymous No.]

I think Bea is losing interest in minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755971
This is the most retarded post in this thread, omedetou dad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756744
>losing
She has never had interest in this, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756078
I went and made an account, what the fuck else do they want from me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756855
Yeah I got messed up by that too. Scroll to the bottom and disable family filter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756885
that's ass backwards. thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what bea is gonna do about that 43 cm dildo. It's just lying there, menacingly, invitingly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756078
>can't expand video to take up more than 1/4 of the page
>literal empty white space all around
why is dailymotion so shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757066
Given how much into oral play she seems to be... I mean, she never misses the chance to pero-pero something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757066
She's already given it to fumiin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757066
She sleeps hugging it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757164
>how much into oral play she seems to be
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757066
She jiggles it when she's bored.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, she bought the dildo on my wish list. I guess I have to shove it up my ass now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757220
>"Lick my Dick, daddo-chama" again and again
>right after having finished designed Momo, commented about wanting to lick her sensitive nipples
>rewarded Pippa's kiss with a pero-pero
>"Wanted Art: Echiechi"
>licking the Amazon gift cards she received

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756078
>>15756855
>>15756885
I couldn't get it to play off dailymotion so instead I downloaded the file and here is a reupload.
https://litter.catbox.moe/9meplq.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757387
stream it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757387
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757240
>plop the dildo onto the desk
>it slumps to the left
>tilt head to the left
>it slumps to the right
>tilt head to the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757400
thanks anon, that's much more handy
who the fuck is kurochan anyway

[Anonymous No.]

I bet she sticks it to the ceiling fan and watches it go around when she turns it on.
Or maybe just sticks it to the ceiling so she sees it hanging like a stalactite when she looks up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757397
Bea's small, wet, scratchy tongue... haa...

[Anonymous No.]

She sticks it to her crotch and does the helicopter dick before cock slapping Shaymin off the desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757387
it wasn't bea, enjoy the dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757486
>ceiling fan
that's an american thing

[Anonymous No.]

Has she given it a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757704
Yes. Ernesto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757704
Caver-chan

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: the dildo is Babytan's father

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757704
Kurochan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757704
Snakedad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757798

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757704
[highest donator this month]kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757704
benischama

[Anonymous No.]

Bea didn't call her parents during the new year's stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>15758169
She didn't call Chihiro either

[Anonymous No.]

>>15758169
>>15758460
It would've been kino...

[Anonymous No.]

Take the fucking hint dad. Why do you think I liked your months old irrelevant tweet? It wasn't a coincidence I'm stalking you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15758716
Thanks, I'm glad someone cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15758716
But why

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757798
Oh my god, it's even black too

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tongue wrestle with Beatani.

[Anonymous No.]

Seems like i made the right choice in deleting my before bea tweets, you fucks are not to be trusted

[Anonymous No.]

>>15758716
>>15758716
I wish someone stalked me
I have lots of fun and easy to find info you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>15759083
Stalkers are only fun when they're girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15759113
No they aren't, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15759142
What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15759215
Nta but women stalking IRL is not as hot as it seems and sounds like. Maybe you'll enjoy the attention the first few times you spot her but then you'll find her inside your closet with a kitchen knife waiting for you to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15759215
t. someone who's never been stalked

[Anonymous No.]

>>15759057
why are you so cruel daddochama? i really enjoy seeing you happy why are you denying me that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15759367
As long as she doesn't want to kill me for no reason I'm okay with it
I can deal with jealousy, I have no social life anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Kumagai Chisato (Japan's oldest town bicycle)

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do to fuwatani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15759367
Stalkers in real life don't want to kill you, they just like you a lot. Stalking is good most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15760869
kill her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15760869
Lose her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15760869
Ask her to stream every day

[Anonymous No.]

I love fucking this bear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15754849
Third from the left though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15760869
sell her

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE RISUNA!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15761376
Me too Bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>15759023
Because I love you daddochama

[Anonymous No.]

>>15757400
Pretty sure this kind of invasion of privacy is illegal in civilised countries. Unless it's all staged in which case whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15761899
It's probably staged, but loosely based on a real situation.

[Anonymous No.]

What's up with her craving for eggs lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15762012
She's getting fat this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15762012
she is pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani if you are pregnant please tweet something in japanese next.

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani if you aren't pregnant please have my children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15761899
The entertainers sometimes have a clause where this is allowed, but like all variety shows it's some truth and some acting I assume.

[Anonymous No.]

"I have to eat all the eggs!" - t. Bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>15762012
She's in heat and in desperate need of breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>15761899
tldr? I don't want to watch half an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>15762291
Stalked him to find out what he was really doing while claiming to be on a diet and went as far as placing hidden cameras inside his own home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15762362
It's obviously scripted

[Anonymous No.]

Dad love
Dad sex

[Anonymous No.]

It has felt very melancholic after the year ended. Maybe the graduation will happen for real

[Anonymous No.]

>>15763333
enjoy while you can don't regret it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15760917
Okay stalker, kys

[Anonymous No.]

ar is cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15763594
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15763608
all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15763594
shut the fuck up, faggot, no one is talking about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15763528
Stalking is a proof of love

[Anonymous No.]

AR1: stalker
AR2: extreme shitposter
AR3: attention seeker

they deserve rope

[Anonymous No.]

Бeaтaни любoвь!

[Anonymous No.]

Stop the count!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15763637
Except angela risuna

[Anonymous No.]

>>15763850
Mochi winning as expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>15764013
Mochi always wins, even at being sushi!

[Anonymous No.]

気になったからDMしちゃった(●´ω｀●)
もし暇してるなら話そ~
返信くださいね(●´ω｀●)
フォローしちゃってもいいですか?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15764125
天使の声応答してください (´・ω・｀)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15763640
You do realize he selfposts right

[Anonymous No.]

I can only stand dads when they are anonymous.
I love /yah/ !

[Anonymous No.]

Anonymous dads and named dads are alright
the problem is when you mix both of them

[Anonymous No.]

She deserves to be judged too
https://poal.me/49fa6e

[Anonymous No.]

>>15764616
I've been here since day 1 but I've thought about using the name field recently. I mean, Adrian was doing it, right? It will just make it feel a bit closer to home, and therefore closer with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15764958

[Anonymous No.]

I hate anonymous dads because you're all shitposters
I hate named dads because you're all two faced snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15765077
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

I love anonymous dads because you make the threads interesting
I love named dads because it's fun to shoot the shit with you occasionally

[Anonymous No.]

>>15765077
I'm not two faced or I would actually have a good side.

[Anonymous No.]

I had six fireball candies since the last update.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1478010397697675264
I think Beatani is a girl after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756041
There was no reason to be a thread in the first place, most people learned to avoid posting in those moments, but as a result it's just the same schizos timelooping, replying to themselves for hours and doomposting.
It's been 6+ months already that her activity doesn't justify a permanent thread or an active one, the only who are left actively posting in those hours are unwell or Ill intentioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>15766682
Isn't twitter her diary already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15766807
She doesn't write about her boyfriend and real issues on Twitter. Not her Beatani Twitter at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15766764
Basically the reason I barely bother opening the thread anymore, it's probably the goal of those guys but everytime it's the same stuff written to be as annoying hurtful and repetitive as possible. Still check after streams and projects but damn I wish it would not exist 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>15766848
>She doesn't write about her boyfriend and real issues on Twitter
She does both all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755384
Not the only one. There's a difference between having thoughts and acting on them, and damn, those kind of thoughts suck to have if you don't want them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15766867
It would work better if it was some kind of joined thread with 2-3 other chuubas but there's no one she's close enough for that. This usually work well as the schizo and troll who surface in dead hours are quickly washed away by talk about the others

[Anonymous No.]

will you write a diary daddochama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767131
I'm writting a diary on my dad crush...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767111
bad idea many would react very badly to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767131
It's tempting. I tried to start one last year but gave it up almost immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767131
I already have one but I usually forget to write in it.

[Anonymous No.]

Bea butt hehe

[adrians_reality No.]

>>15764958
Do it! It's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767131
only if she does a diary review

[Anonymous No.]

>>15765077
Who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.]

the math what does it mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767395
Why is she writing it in english?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767447
for Japanese english = cool

[Anonymous No.]

New non-streaming content is the diary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767395
The one in red look like something related to timezones
The numbers at the bottom may be related

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767447
It's like when weebs use kanji to decorate their stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15756041
>reclining
Why did we have so many posts today? Dads must be posting at their first day of work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767667
It was night time american and morning for euro

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767602
But kanji actually looks cool, so it's different. I think she's planning on showing us what's she's writing on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15755561
sounds pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

>>15754211
>Is everything an act? What is the actual bear?
>>15754407
>She seems to be almost always in-character
My rrat is that the hints Beatani dropped about having an attractive roommate are all an act. Like having booba, being scouted for a sex service, and getting drinks bought for her.
She an unattractive attention whore in real life so she enjoys having a bunch of guys online lust over her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15762012
Prepping even a stalker at get home gives bunch of hard boiled eggs as offering

[Anonymous No.]

>>15763793
мoчиpoн oф кoc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767279
>tight butt
>perky tail
>waist dimples
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767131
4chan is my diary

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767131
For what purpose? To show others? I don't think anyone wants to hear about my issues even my future self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767875
Jimiko dasai otaku with no chest just so happen to be my type. This rrat just makes my dick harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767131
/yah/ is my diary

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767279
I want to slide my hand in there.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet I could pin ***** down by his wrists and breed his tight dadbussy desu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

maid (male)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769265
>25:15~26:30

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769351
You don't need triple digit IQ to understand how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769265
3dpd collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769351
>>15769397
she explained it in discord....

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769351
Probably 15:15-16:30

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769555
No, she definitely means what she posted.

[Anonymous No.]

MALE COLAB WITH A MAID SAN LETS GOOO
LETS HOPE HIS BUSSY IS TIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe our daughter is spending her new year's money on prostitutes.

[Anonymous No.]

one thing I don't understand: why
it's so out of the blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769796
I'm so proud

[adrians_reality No.]

>>15769796
>pic related
excellent taste dad

>>15769810
She talked about doing this in a previous stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769810
We already talked about this in a past stream and she liked the idea of hiring one to do a zatsudan with her him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769834
I don't want your praise die you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769810
>revealing that you don't watch yakuzastudan
why do you hate your daughter, dad?

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be hired as Bea's dildo operator for a day

[Anonymous No.]

>25:15
What hour is hour 25
Does she mean the next day?

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be hired as Bea's dildo for a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769868
Wasn't it about hiring a boyfriend/girlfriend? Maids need a maid outfit, so what even makes her a maid if it's sound only? If it has a video, it will be a collab with a human, which will ruin my immersion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769925
>>15769536
>>15769555
https://102716.xyz/context?channel=zatsutrash&created_at=1641226208156

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769953
I don't think she wants to talk about that stuff in twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769871
>he fell for the cheap bait
You're a fucking retard mate

[adrians_reality No.]

>>15769953
Why would having video of the guest ruin the immersion? It's common for VTubers to have video calls with 3d humans.
Her stream can reach the real world from XP hill so video from the real world should be able to reach there too.

[Anonymous No.]

did she really just rent a prostitute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770025
Hololive do it often and even appear in 3D form with real people

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770068
based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770068
No. Don't lewd the maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15769536
Dumb slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770094
Draw lewd fanart of the maid Bea can show on stream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15767731
Oil Balons in tears top kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770116
Hey meido-chama look! My dad draw a picture of you getting fucked by me with my 36cm cock!

[adrians_reality No.]

>>15770068
Yes! I can't wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770068
She needs to use the dildos somehow.

[adrians_reality No.]

I’ll donate $2k in the next stream :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770629
Weak retarded bait. You are trying to shit up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

fucking stupid drawgroomer. fuck off.

[adrians_reality No.]

>>15770650
I won’t donate $2k :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770689
So easy to bait retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770711
>No one is taking the bait so I'll talk about it in the discord
>hahaha I'm so smart

[Anonymous No.]

le epic troll dude
go do something else

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770689
go back to pyon you don’t even know who drawgroomer is

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone concerning about Angela? She got the korokkevirus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770753
>getting it so wrong
Try thinking a little bit more.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop giving drawgroomer and the shitty baiter attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770817
I'm more concerned about davido he's a little overweight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15770855
Just stop engaging crossposters in general. It's cancer no matter where you're doing it

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck is this new guy on Mishima's friends list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771095
The friend list is private, I wouldn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771095
me

[Anonymous No.]

ITT

[Anonymous No.]

There's no proof that bea has a tail

[Anonymous No.]

wait does bea have a boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771166
Dads must be rejuvenated from the holiday break

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771247
yes, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771300

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771300
no, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771300
>>15771339
I don't remember writing these posts

[Anonymous No.]

>Magazine
I received the Mixam copies today. Quality wise is similar but since the pages I used are different it feels a little bit different. I maybe prefer this copy, but it was also a few dollars more expensive. Also, you need to make an account and set up the book there yourself, since they don't offer link sharing.
The margins are fixed on this copy, so if you print through them you shouldn't have the spine issue from the Blurb version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771203
Has Bea ever drawn a tail on her human form? I can't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771684
Only in the NSFW works. It's under the skirt when she has clothes on

[Anonymous No.]

So which dildo is she using while talking to the maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771684
>tail
>human
Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771771
She has never drawn a NSFW picture of herself

[Anonymous No.]

I SERIOUSLY CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH BEATANI!!!!!11!1!1!!!1!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771203
newfagchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771926
There's the one that she made to show what kind of R18 she wanted but since then not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771912
Bipedal rather than the crying bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771339
>>15771364
>>15771300
Fuck man I gotta check my house for gas leaks, I have memory gaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771684
What human form? Celery?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey dad chama! Did you know that the Garupan movie Part 3 is now available with English subs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771983
That apprehensive look on her face in conjunction with her sticc body and tail poking from over the panties makes me fucking DIAMOND

[Anonymous No.]

>>15772413
Yes, I know one of the AK guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771983
That art predates the day I started saving pictures. Dou you have its date perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15772511
https://youtu.be/RVYeZOV-tnc?t=3447

[Anonymous No.]

>>15772529
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15772529
This is so nostalgic

[Anonymous No.]

Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15771339
>>15771364
>>15772364
Holy shit you are unfunny and repetitive Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15772719
NICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15772789
Sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>15772789
I don’t remember being this bitchy ehehehehehe must’ve fell from my massive erection toppling me over from morning wood

[Anonymous No.]

>>15772808
attached a picture by mistake but it ended up being related to the post i suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>15772808
Crystalchama's cock

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I'm already thinking of what to say in the chat as long as the meido arrives. inb4 the entire chat just goes UOOOO SEEX SEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>15773166
>as long as
as SOON as, sleepy esl pls andastn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15773166
>inb4
By the looks of it. that's how it will be.

[Anonymous No.]

the dumb bear should have asked for marshmallows for the stream

[Anonymous No.]

This must be the sex kind of maid to be meeting at 1 am. Too bad I'll have to miss it. Any bets on if fumiin will try to fuck the maid too?

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: when Bea says the maid will talk to her family, she doesn't mean us, but her actual family
further rrat: the maid is Bea's roommate