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15791019 No.15791019 [Reply] [Original]

>been donating excessively at ever center possible (even crossing state lines to get a few more in) within the limits of each individual company (twice a week with one day a part) for the last entire year

At this point it's safe to say at least a portion of my plasma has been inside Ironmouses body. The odds are undeniable, my power flows through her veins. We are closer than any relationship can allow, our cells are literally shared, flowing through her body.

That cuck Connor could never achieve the closeness I have achieved with Ironmouse. As soon as I'm released from hospital recovery I will be right back to max donating.

>> No.15791067

>>15791019
Based

>> No.15791172

funny because connor can't even donate to match you because he has hemophillia

>> No.15791195

>>15791019
No anon, don't you see? you are inside ironmouse, but what else is inside her? Connor's brit cum.... you just got creampied by a Chris martin knockoff... faggot.

>> No.15791227

>>15791019
based schizo

>> No.15791251

>>15791019
Actually pretty clever

>> No.15791373

>>15791019
I kneel

>> No.15791428

>>15791195
Did Connor send her a small vial with his preserved cum all the way from Japan and ordered her to inject it in a way that wouldn't be kill her or something?

>> No.15791484

Is plasma semen?

>> No.15791504

>>15791019
I used to sell my plasma in college for a quick buck. It's weird being strapped down for an hour while a vampire machine sucks and pumps you. I would literally only do it again if Ironmouse thanks me from her plastic bubble in person.

>> No.15791511

>>15791484
It's the semen of the blood, yes

>> No.15791588

>>15791504
I like when they pump the first batch or two back into you and you can feel the blood filling your lips. Makes me imagine I'm getting bimbofied and my lips are filling out as the smell of the coagulant rushes through my nose.

>> No.15791705

I kneel

>> No.15791757

>>15791019
Real talk, anyone who has ever been around women growing up it is severely clear Ironmouse is crushing hard on Connor.

How do you feel knowing Connor would never reciprocate those feelings as she's is a bed ridden puerto rican who doesn't even look like an anime character.

It makes me sad knowing she'll never know true romantic happiness from her crush.

>> No.15792028

>crossing state lines

dude, you can't do that

>> No.15793094

>>15792028
it's not illegal, even in all the advisement at the centers they just advise you not to donate outside of twice a week.

>> No.15793500

>>15791757
It really is sad, but that's life. We all settle one way or another.

>> No.15794578

>>15791019
The same way people SC her to fund her condoms tso she could fuck that trash taste guy, you're also funding her health to also fuck that trash taste guy.
If she tralks to a man, you're automatically a cuck no matter how hard you try and cope... Especially if they're on the level of ironlungs and that dude

>> No.15794854

Aren't you the cuck if you're the one supplying her with plasma (what would be money under normal circumstances) while Connor is getting to rail her pussy and getting all her love and affection

>> No.15794986

>>15791172
I don't like the guy's content but that's pretty sad, I feel bad for him.

>> No.15795386

>>15791757
I think she would know though that he’s already plowing Shibuya Kaho, so even if she were healthy she’d have to accept it.

>> No.15795565

>>15794854
I probably should not say this, but Connor would not fuck IronMouse cause that would involve fucking the person behind it. To be frank he is a good looking guy and can easily get a better looking chick with a better personality than a fat Hispanic girl from NY.

>> No.15796264

>>15794578
to be honest, anyone who watches a vtuber is a cuck. Face it, it's a fandom made up of frowning guys in sweaters

>> No.15797275

>>15791019
why don't they just take blood and plasma from prisoners? that would solve the problem in a day

>> No.15797677

>>15791588
What the fuck anon

>> No.15797786

>>15795565
ironmouse btfo

>> No.15798582

>>15797677
?

>> No.15798674

>>15794578
that is Connor. He also fucks Nyanners and Mori Calliope

>> No.15798774

>>15791172
He can donate his cum to her womb so who really wins?

>> No.15799959

>>15791019
good work OP keep it up

>> No.15801146

>>15791067
Fpbp

>> No.15801199
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>>15791019
I kneel.

>> No.15802609

I'm pretty sure at least one oxygen atom I've breathed has been breathed by my oshi.

>> No.15808375

>>15802609
What even are the odds of that?

>> No.15809446

>>15808375
impossible since when you breath in oxygen you are consuming that atom and converting parts of it into c02

>> No.15809497

>>15797275
would you want gross prisoner blood in you? don't think so

>> No.15810576

Would donating blood make me lose weight ?

>> No.15810597

>>15791019
BASED

>> No.15810614

>>15810576
Sort of, but not in any meaningful way. You would weigh less for a small amount of time before your body replenished.

With plasma the blood is put back in you after it spins around in a cylinder to separate the plasma. At the end they pump a bag of saline along with the last shift of blood to offset the loss of fluids.

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>>15798674

>> No.15810695

>>15791019
INTERLINKED.

CELLS.INTERLINKED.

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>>15797275
Because that would be a "HuMaN rIgHtS vIoLaTiOn" bleh.

>> No.15810953

>>15810781
No, because you have a thorough questionnaire every time you donate plasma and it asks like 20 times if you have had sex with another man in anyway, as well as having been in jail/juvenile hall/prison within the last 72 hours.

It has to do with the fact the living conditions are terrible and there is a high probability of the plasma not being usable.

>> No.15810983

>>15797275
>>15810781
>giving plasma from people with HIV and using god knows what drugs to people with compromised immune systems
what could go wrong

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>>15810983
You act as if they can't test the blood of the "willing doner" the night before, and a few days after to make sure it is safe to use. We have the technology.

>> No.15811282

>>15798674
He fucked
>Mouse
>Pink cat
>Wigger
Trashtaste was named after his taste in women who the fuck knew?

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>>15811282
Their content aside imagine not wanting to fuck these two

>> No.15811509

>>15810576
Yes just like cutting off an arm or leg would

>> No.15811544

>>15798674
I thought Nyanners was a raging lesbian while Ironmouse wants a big daddy

>> No.15811571

>>15811544
She won't be a lesbian anymore once ChadDawgVA is done with her.

>> No.15811589

>>15811282
mouse lives in a bubble
nyanners likes girls
mori likes asian manlets

>> No.15811702

>>15791019
I fucking kneel

>> No.15811785

>>15811589
so a sterile japanese femboy wins all three?

>> No.15811802

>>15811589
>Nyanners likes girls
The same Nyanners that unironically said boys in college nicknamed her a "convenient hole"

>> No.15811833

>>15791172
Is he a descendant of Queen Victoria?

>> No.15811858

>>15811096
Yeah but doing it with a population with a high probability to be contaminated would be super inefficient. It would unironically be easier to force random people to donate via a draw kinda like jury duty or whatever.

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>>15811858
Perhaps, but that would interrupt people's lives, be a pain in the ass, and make people who contribute to society do more where the former would get some kind of use out of people who are nothing but a drain on the system.

>> No.15812345

>>15797275
Why don't they just use organs from prisoners instead of badgering the public to sign organ donation cards? China has all this stuff already figured out.

>> No.15812356

>>15811802
Liking girls is meaningless. Even if a girl is a lesbian, they tend to randomly fuck guys anyway.

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>>15812345
+15 social credit for you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqc2w9kRs5s

>> No.15812562

>>15809446
And then a plant reconverts it to oxygen and sents it to my oshi!

>> No.15812591

>>15810983
I mean, if you've ever seen a line for a plasma donation center it's mostly homeless people and drunks. They build them (when they aren't just vans) next to welfare processing centers, alcohol stores, pawn shops ect in sketchy areas. That population is only marginally better than prisoners, and the questions are mostly just a CYA rather than serious screening. Plasma companies are for-profit outfits and make serious money. There's no real alternative to the industry, and thus it's necessary, but it's also really scummy.

>> No.15812678

>>15791172
>I'm getting cucked by a literal vampire
It's just like my YA novels

>> No.15814807

>>15791019
What the fuck? Why she is asking for more plasma donation?

>> No.15815026

>>15814807
Because there's a plasma shortage thanks to Covid and donating it is good regardless?
You can't donate plasma to certain people directly in the U.S if that's what you're thinking. Otherwise she's literally be set for life at this point.

>> No.15815057

>>15810576
Do exercise instead you fat fuck

>> No.15815183

>>15797275
Prisoners are evil criminals, if you have their blood flowing through your body it's going to corrupt you and turn you into an evil criminal.

>> No.15815442

>>15791172
He has a fetish for blood?

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>>15791019
>At this point it's safe to say at least a portion of my plasma has been inside Ironmouses body.
Anon, this is all a lie

>> No.15815530

>>15815442
Ye, he cuts his penis everytime he's going to masturbate or fuck the mouse.

>> No.15816417 [DELETED] 

>>15815503
>puerto rican teenage mom
what a stereotype

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