/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, schizo poster. I am going into an anti-thread, and I want you strongest rrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1618021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdoudwj5-5c

[Anonymous No.]

you can't handle my strongest rrats

[Anonymous No.]

Your oshi's messed up childhood stories are totally fake and made up

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>>1618021
Korone eats dog poop.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you know pekora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1625656
>Korone eats Ayame's poop
Ftfy

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>>1625748
Okfams is the strongest

[Anonymous No.]

Haachamas demands are being negotiated. Cover doesn't want to lose her as a talent because of obvious financial reasons but insist on these new rules. There's been some back and forth discussing possible concessions such as Cover letting her back into the EN circles but ENma is dead set to keep EN on its course. Other things such as more revenue going to her were floated, but it was already getting close to contract renewal anyway so haachama didnt feel like she was gaining anything by just doing it early. Both sides haven't talked for days but haachama has been lightly messaging the girls more as a reminder shes okay.

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>>1625741
I was not ready for this rrat

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoo only hires single moms for Hololive
Yes, all of them are single moms

[Anonymous No.]

>>1626289
Please let this be true

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>>1626289
Foes korone even count? Her son lives with his dad

[Anonymous No.]

Pekora's family is likely Catholic and likely have western first names, given her big brother's name is Michael

[Anonymous No.]

>was washing thedishes
>remember the arguments I had with thecuntson here last night
>start reciting them out loud
>then start acting out people's responses to my arguments, both shitposts and legitimate ones
>start openlyarguingwith myself over an issue that I already have a firm opinion of
>tfw I was unironically getting pissed off at myself for fake-disagreeing with myself with intentionally poor arguments

[Anonymous No.]

I am going into [your oshi]'s totally chill discussion thread, and need your best smug Kiara image and KFP derailment post pasta to completely burn it to the ground.

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>>1626462
Do you think her son will grow up watching Korone and fall in love with her. Masturbating to Korone then finding out she's his mom like an Oldboy situation

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-MiKjm5up4

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>>1618021
One of Kanata's fans is a renowned doctor that is working hard on figuring out a remedy for her disease but will unfortunately won't figure it out before she graduates. However, he will try his best to make the solution known worldwide so as to eventually reach Kanata. Thing is, she will have graduated *because* the damage to her ears had reached a critical point where she lost all hearing from one sided to an irreversible degree, so she would be unable to receive the treatment.

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>>1630170
Korone's son is the one making the Korolewds threas

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>>1631184
This may or may not even be true because there are currently a couple Meniere's treatments undergoing trials right this moment, and the hearing loss may not be as irreversible as people had once assumed.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my strongest rrat
hope it's up to snuff

https://voca.ro/14DEwIxTOXkX

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Pekora is my daughter

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>>1618021
I know firsthand that it's going to be a tranny in HoloEN2

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The real reason Coco hasn't collabed with EN isn't entirely because of Enma.

Ina's roommate is a professional artist and has been contracted by many gacha game companies, including Yostar. Ever since the Taiwan incident happened, Yostar has not only barred Hololive from streaming their games, but also cut the contract they had with Ina's roommate since she's also affiliated with Hololive.

While Ina is a sweet lovable tako, she's still salty about Coco fucking up her main career. Ina is fairly close to Enma, and convinced her to gatekeep Coco from EN. Haachama getting booted from EN minecraft server could also be related.

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I am Bubba

[Anonymous No.]

Cover and Aloe are currently having contract discussions as we speak she is willing to come back now that the deciding factor for her graduation is gone and the sudden changes to her home life. The reason it is taking so long is because she and her family are moving and she wants to continue releasing songs as Delutaya which Cover is fine with there is just a lot of paperwork since she wants to ensure she retains the rights to those songs.

[Anonymous No.]

All the doxes are wrong. Hololive is a single supercomputer made up of interconnected chimpanzee and orangutan brains on LSD.

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>>1618021
My rrats are beyond your comprehension child

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The Haato/Haachama storyline wasn't killed by Youtube OR Cover, at least not directly. Community standards, profitability, and similar excuses are just a convenient smokescreen for the truth, which is much more sinister.

During the making of the movie Dr. Strangelove, the crew did not have access to the interior of the B-52 bomber's cockpit as during the Cold War this was a closely guarded national secret. So they did a little research, made a few educated guesses, and reconstructed a cockpit interior they thought would look plausible. This ended up being so accurate to the real thing, the Air Force wondered if the research the production crew had done had been entirely legal. The point is, someone can happen upon a secret by accident, especially during the creation of art. This is what happened to Haato. The storyline she was portraying too closely resembled the psychological trauma experienced by certain kinds of highly managed celebrities, including Japanese idols. However, instead of expressing this trauma "from the inside looking out" (see Britney Spears' instagram account or her famous 2007 outburst) in a way that would be easily dismissed by the mainstream public, or in a sanitized/toned-down version like most Disney Channel movies about fame, Haato's work was both fully comprehensible and accurate. Were she allowed to continue her story, she would expose for all exactly how celebrities are broken down mentally through trauma-induced dissociation and other psychological tactics, and their high human costs. Specifically, she was "revealing" the secrets of the Monarch program (an offshoot of the Cold War MK-Ultra mind control experiments), which to this day is used to turn aspiring actors/actresses into corporate and government controlled puppets. The particulars of this program are too useful to be revealed, as through the direct control of a single celebrity allows for the indirect control of thousands or millions of citizens, fans or not (think of how many girls wanted to be like Britney and guys who wanted a girl like her). Another B-52 cockpit situation could not be allowed to happen, so the call went down from up above to Cover and Youtube simultaneously. Nobody was to touch this material again.

In other words, the Haachama storyline was killed by the CIA.

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>>1618021
massive 41lb rrat found
listen up
I don't have long
Ina wasn't joking
suisei is actually from a long line of jfnga ;nd ang a

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>>1633179
Post the test site

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>>1626289
Holy shit Koopa is a shoo in...

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>>1633140

> Chimpanzee and Gorilla

FTFY

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>>1618021
4channers are all pathetic losers, then there's a percentage of of them who like vtubers. So in other words you're going there to make fun of yourself

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Certain girls in the JP branch in Hololive are jealous of the massive and quick success of the EN branch. Not to the point of outright blatantly hating them but feeling either some resentment or sadness by comparing themselves with them.

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>>1618021
My rrats are too strong for you, tourist.

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>>1632118
uhhh based
but im one upping you, faggot
https://voca.ro/1lhWwBMtujZu

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>>1626014
Now I'm imagining the first skit from the newest Osomatsu-san episode but with Hololive

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All the doxes are wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

She does have feelings for her. Story i heard is couple of months ago during a new years party (same party where gura sleep with the guy that was engaged to be married, but that's another story) she got drunk and started fliriting with Cali. Calis not a lesbian and was very uncomfortable by the whole thing, she rejected her very firmly, like the whole flirting thing is a show for yuri fans, only for the streams, cause that's how idol industry rolls but it's not real and Cali has already told Kiara to stop before. Kiara started crying and left the party. People say she went home to cry and stuff but that's not true at all, what really happened is much weirder. You see Kiara had really fallen for Cali, like hard, so that night she thought Cali was really gonna start loving her back (idk why she thought that, Cali is not a lesbian, but Kiara gonna Kiara), so in the face of ejection and alcohol, she went online and found an found an escort that looks exactly like Cali, like a doopleganger, she hired her and when she got there to the hotel to meet her it was like she was a twin. Kiara started crying in front of her and the escort just lead her inside the room, escorts are used to seeing people get emotional i guess. Escort tried consoling her and Kiara just hugged her and just said "please let me go down on you", and the escort, well she's an escort so she said yes. Kiara spend like three hours eating her out then crying, making out with her and then crying, being eaten by her and then crying. Kiara called the escort Cali while the whole thing was happening, just insisted on using that name.

Anyway afterwards she keep hiring the escort, anytime they had a collab stream, she would hire the escort afterwards. They went out to eat with Cali , she hired the escort afterwards. It became a pattern and to the few people that knew it was clear that it was pure coping. Anyway this pattern started making the escort uncomfortable, because Kiara was getting too attached, in a way weird way, again she just keep calling her Cali, so it was like she was using the escort to form some weird replacement relationship with Cali. So after their last session , escort sat her down and finally told Kiara she can't keep seeing her, she isn't interested in women beyond her job even, she also has a bf, etc, etc. Kiara freaked the fuck out, started crying, started throwing shit around, screaming "You can't do this to me Cali, i love you", escort tried to get her stuff and started leaving and Kiara got even worse, got on the ground "Please Cali don't leave me please, i will change, i love you so much, please", you know stuff like that. Again remember, while this whole thing is happening she is still referring to the escort as "Cali" , like she's 100% obsessed. Kiara tries to block the door, stop the escort from leaving. Escort takes out her phone, makes quick call and not even 2 minutes later someone is knocking the door, the escort opens it and in walks in her a shady ass looking guy, like a Kabuchiko type, you know what i mean. Guy grabs Kiara tells her to quit her shit and shut up and Kiara calms down or more like gets freaked out. They both walk out, she starts crying again and drinking and never sees the escort again, and that's more or less the end of that. Cali doesn't any of this, but some of the people that do know about this are glad that she is leaving because they think it will be good for her long term, she is top obssesed with Kiara to the point that of crazyness. Anyway now she is leaving so she should calm down and move on, maybe, hopefully, who knows.

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>>1651838
now THIS is a rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>1628700
Meds, now

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651758
dear god...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1633179
I don’t needs meds I need your fat rrats

[Anonymous No.]

Cover and Hololive were all Yagoo's plan to create a virtual harem. Even as we speak he is grooming them to be faithful wives and concubines. His future plans are to create a 'Yagoo Bowl' like scenario using The Bachelor as the template where Yagoo is the titular Bachelor and the girls are the prospective wives. Yagoo will set challenges to the girls and watch them compete to be his # Hololiver. The winner will have Yagoo on her channel and on a special show Yagoo will 'marry' the winner (giving her a generous business contract that just so happens to tie her to Cover and Yagoo forever). Yagoo will do this every year to create his own harem of faithful Hololivers whom he has exclusive access to.