>I'm gonna shit those pants real good What did she mean by this?

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Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:07:02 2021 No.1637552 [Reply] [Original]

>I'm gonna shit those pants real good
What did she mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:07:54 2021 No.1637565 >>1637552 shes a gang stalker

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:08:47 2021 No.1637589 Is it true what they say about Germans and what they're into?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:09:41 2021 No.1637616 That she is going to literally defecate on her trousers, anon. She has a severe case of diarrhea due to a food poisoning from old gas station sushi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:11:52 2021 No.1637665 >>1637589 She's Austrian and an 1/8th Slav.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:12:10 2021 No.1637673 >>1637616

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:13:37 2021 No.1637709 she tried to do the luna baby voice and it backfired. or had the intended effect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:14:54 2021 No.1637734 File: 1.72 MB, 220x220, 1605534434657.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1637552 >Shit their pants >No one of them uses pants I think that I'm missing something

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:16:35 2021 No.1637771 >>1637734 it's from the UNO stream, kiara said she would shit her pants. but she doesn't have pants. hmm. i'm drawing a blank here bros.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:21:24 2021 No.1637887 HoloEN is for scat fetishists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:22:07 2021 No.1637902 >>1637887 >Your oshi >Does she shit her pants

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:22:26 2021 No.1637908 >>1637665 WW2 rape?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:23:42 2021 No.1637946 What a party pooper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:27:30 2021 No.1638026 >>1637734 https://streamable.com/6uv6i8 https://streamable.com/8ekomj

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:30:39 2021 No.1638079 >>1638026 Kiara should go away already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:31:37 2021 No.1638103 File: 339 KB, 1973x1890, 61842665-5978-4B1E-AE5C-7F31834BEFB9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1637552 KIARA now confirmed AMBROSIA fetishist and /vt/ lurker

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:32:28 2021 No.1638123 >>1638026 she actually said it and then doubled down on it, kek.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:33:03 2021 No.1638139 >>1638026 Life fuel for Diaperfags

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:33:59 2021 No.1638161 File: 43 KB, 213x162, 1614724544074.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1638026 German jokes are hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:41:08 2021 No.1638341 >>1637589 No, it's a 4chan rrat, never heard of it anywhere else

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:43:17 2021 No.1638393 >>1638341 Not a rrat. Krauts make the second most scat p0rn next to Japan. And Kiara is a Germanic weeaboo. Think about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:43:29 2021 No.1638400 >>1638341 Nope, it's a stereotype that predates 4chan quite a bit. They even made a joke about it in the South Park Movie (1999) where Cartman's mom was in a German scat video.

Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:43:51 2021 No.1638404
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>>1638079
there is literally nothing wrong with Kiara. She is definitely a top entertainer by any measure. She doesn’t deserve one bit of the hate you people thrust upon her/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:44:04 2021 No.1638410 >>1638341 krauts love black women, and poop It's a stereotype

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:44:42 2021 No.1638431 >>1638404 Maybe. The only thing we know for sure is that she wants to shit her pants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:45:37 2021 No.1638446 >>1638393 German humour is no laughing matter >>1638341 Scat humour is common for krauts, yes it's weird

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:47:09 2021 No.1638475 >>1638404 Anonchama, don't give easy (you)s to bad bait

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:48:07 2021 No.1638499 >>1637946 For figurately and literally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:49:01 2021 No.1638529 >>1637552 ARE YA SHITTIN, STENCHOU!?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:51:03 2021 No.1638571 >>1637665 >1/8 slav Spicy rrat, what kind of slav? My money's on Czech.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:54:42 2021 No.1638635 >>1638404 no hate here, just wondering why she's gonna shit those pants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 20:56:41 2021 No.1638687 >>1638635 Chickens don't have very good control over that type of thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 21:02:29 2021 No.1638814 When will she do Shitting ASMR? Kiara onegai

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 21:03:34 2021 No.1638843 >>1638026 the baby voice ruins it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 21:16:44 2021 No.1639199 Kiara's two favorite things: cats and shit https://streamable.com/mnib0t

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 21:23:27 2021 No.1639393 Kinda impressive how unfunny Kiara is

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 21:36:34 2021 No.1639806 File: 10 KB, 183x275, huj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1638026 And you guys complain about nyanners

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 21:45:30 2021 No.1640082 >>1638026 honestly one of her few good traits is doubling down and stirring shit up. Sadly she has no one to play it off, she´s the worst solo streamer but she could be easily the best if she´had a dan to her arin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 21:54:41 2021 No.1640413 >>1640082 >Nu grumps No wonder she's shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 21:57:47 2021 No.1640525 >>1640413 eh he was good with jon but dan is literally depended on him and cant telll him to fuck off and arin is depressive and cranky, at least then when i stopped listening to them 4 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:01:28 2021 No.1640660 >>1638843 She talks alot about shit in her streams so just give it awhile you will get your chance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:11:18 2021 No.1641028 >>1638026 I saw this live and I'm not sure if I was ever the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:12:45 2021 No.1641062 >>1638026 Missed one. It was a triple down. https://streamable.com/qzc59i

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:14:08 2021 No.1641110 >>1641062 Mori looks like her whole world has become pain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:14:59 2021 No.1641128 >>1641110 it wasn't pleasant for anyone

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:15:32 2021 No.1641156 >>1638026 >No one yes anding the bit These girl's need some serious UCB theater reps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:16:43 2021 No.1641187 >>1640660 Has she ever talked about herself shitting or no?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:18:51 2021 No.1641240 >>1641187 I think mostly just shit can't be 100 percent sure because I don't watch her streams. I mostly lurk the threads people mainly complain of topics of shit and her cats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:20:44 2021 No.1641299 >>1641156 Gura already played into the bit in a past stream when Kiara asked if she could shit on her. At some point, the Yes And becomes "Yes and you are a retard".

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:28:47 2021 No.1641531 File: 36 KB, 600x609, 34752634632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1638026 >>1641062 wow, I actually can't believe how cringe this chicken is

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:33:03 2021 No.1641656 >>1638026 >>1641062 Imagine being Calli and having this literal shitter lust for your milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:35:45 2021 No.1641726 >>1637552 What do you think she meant anon? She's a kraut and she likes her Scheiße.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 22:58:01 2021 No.1642373 >>1638026 >>1641062 Based punisher doing her best not to laugh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 23:43:12 2021 No.1643664 >>1639806 Just because Kiara is cringe and annoying doesnt mean Nyanners isn't just as bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 23:45:25 2021 No.1643730 >>1641062 This is actually the worst one and I'm not sure how KFPkeks can defend this. Legitimately the sort of shit you'd expect a 12 year old to say online.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 23:48:58 2021 No.1643821 >>1641062 You know how women's restrooms are always a fucking period-smear wreck? It's all Kiara's fault.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:00:42 2021 No.1644146 >>1641187 https://youtube.com/watch?v=WyvHbXf0k7M I don't know if it's actually a fetish for her or if it's just a recurring joke, but she talks about shit more than you would expect for a vtuber.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:04:32 2021 No.1644275 >>1644146 She also talked about poop in every Sakuna stream. I don't think it's a fetish per se, but more like a cultural thing for germans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:05:59 2021 No.1644314 >>1644275 Oh and she just talked about her cat's poop too. Scratch what I said, she may be into that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:06:54 2021 No.1644346 >>1638404 >t. Travis - KFP Assistant Pants Shitter

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:08:27 2021 No.1644391 >>1638026 oh fuck that's fucking gross as shit in a collab, nonetheless. someone kick her in the mouth, please she's too cringe

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:08:45 2021 No.1644398 >>1644346 KFP Diaper Inspector when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:12:29 2021 No.1644491 >>1644391 She 100% read negative comments about the collab, probably from /vt/ too She won't change though.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:12:32 2021 No.1644494
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Reminder that this is LITERALLY what went down in the group call after the collab...

*the girls are saying their good byes, Kiara goes to stand by and cuts the live audio*
>Kiara: "OK it's off, you girls have fu-"
>Calliope: "Kiara... WHAT. THE FUCK?"
>Kiara: "What?"
>Ina: "Kiara.... *wheezes* wh-y oh God"
*Ina continues laughing, with little control of her voice*
>Gura: "Ohmygosh Kiara... *Giggles* What was THAT?!"
>Kiara: "WHAT???!? What did I do?"
*Ina is now howling, slamming her desk*
>Calliope: "W-WHY DID YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT SHITTING YOURSELF?"
>Kiara: "B-but because am baby! Get it? It was funny! Babies shit their pants so I thought..."
*Ina is now wheezing, coughing*
>Calliope: "Yeah dude, but you said it like 6 times my dawg! Even after the baby round was over. And no one laughed dude! What the heck dawg?"
>Kiara: "INA'S LAUGHING RIGHT NOW!"
*Ina is now barely audible, she has fallen on to the floor gasping for oxygen*
>Gura: "OHUOOOOOOOH NOOO SHE'S LAUGHING AT YOU! WHAT KINDA STOOPID ARE YA?"
>Kiara: Wha? I don't understand, babies shit? They shit their pants. Lots of shit! PISS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE! Am baby!! AM BABBY! *Various shitbird noises* Oh shit... Hold on Jenma is calling me~
>and so kiara was bonked, again, and she ranted to her cult followers.
*end scene*

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:14:28 2021 No.1644560 >>1644494 idk why i laughed at this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:14:59 2021 No.1644576 >>1644494 >Gura: "UOOOOOOOH I approve of this rrat

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:15:18 2021 No.1644585 >>1644491 Kiara absolutely egosearches, dunno if she would be so desperate as to end up here but you never know

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:15:32 2021 No.1644596 >>1644494 This seems pretty fucking accurate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:16:20 2021 No.1644614 >>1644494 I'm just glad this didn't turn into a scat story where Kiara shits herself

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:19:03 2021 No.1644717 >>1641656 Calli has the patience of a saint. But I do too, for some reason I attract ADD retards to me and I'm too fucking nice to tell them to fuck off. This is why I'm a shut-in nowadays. Calli must be so happy to be far away from Kiara now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:19:35 2021 No.1644724 >>1644494 Plausible rrat. Will observe for outcome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:20:12 2021 No.1644753 I can't believe Kiara shit my pants, this is worth at least 30 threads

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:23:04 2021 No.1644849 >>1641062 eww, is this what kfps like? no wonder their general is fucked up compared to other girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:23:16 2021 No.1644855 >>1644146 >have you been shit on? >can I shit on you? >a hot dump! Gura has such good conversational skills, considering what she has to work with.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:23:18 2021 No.1644856 [DELETED]

>>1644614
Again, you mean. Again.

>>1644717
Imagine being Mori in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Kiara, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old shota in her bathroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Mori and not only sit in that chair while Kiara flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, KIARA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of japanese salarymen and shota and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of the Underworld. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then ENMA calls for another collab, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before YouTube could shadowban you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mori Calliope. You're not going to lose your future rap career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:26:04 2021 No.1644969 >>1644856 Arnold and Calli. Devout professionals to their craft. How long before Calli says "fuck it" and screws an uggo while married. and who would the uggo be

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:26:12 2021 No.1644978

KFP employees have Kiara some good constructive criticism on the stream in the comments. I hope she takes those to heart - don't overpower other genmates and don't overforce jokes, let others talk a bit more, equalize volume settings, and of course no SC reading for collabs. I enjoy Kiara's streams but she has a nervous hyper anxiety during collabs. I've seen people say she's trying to get attention, but I don't think she's doing it super consciously because people clearly don't like it - it's not helping her popularity or subcount to behave like that. I hope she can read some of the comments, not get too defensive from antis, and take criticism in stride to improve herself! Baby Kiara and poop is funny and bottom left! And in a solo stream you could turn it into a running gag! But in a collab you don't want to overdo jokes or gags that are only based around a single member and leave others out!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:27:57 2021 No.1645024 >>1644494 I can feel it. And off in the distance Amelia watches the stream or vod and says "Man, I'm glad I dodged that bullet. But Uno would be pretty fun."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:28:01 2021 No.1645029 >>1644978 >Baby Kiara and poop is funny No

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:32:03 2021 No.1645149 >>1644978 >And in a solo stream you could turn it into a running gag! Surely bait, nobody is this dedicated without being a nervous fetishist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:33:22 2021 No.1645189 >>1644978 >gag I mean, I did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:33:55 2021 No.1645209 >>1644494 ok, imagining that is pretty funny.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:34:27 2021 No.1645225

>>1644978
>I enjoy Kiara's streams but she has a nervous hyper anxiety during collabs.
It's not just collabs as a vtuber, she commented in a stream how she felt pressure to be the one talking during a dinner with friends so it didn't feel awkward.
So she acts like that in any situation that involves interaction with more than 1 person, IRL or virtually, and she doesn't even likes the stress that comes from it, but during that moment she feels anxious about not making that situation awkward

>I hope she can read some of the comments, not get too defensive from antis, and take criticism in stride to improve herself!
She has read the criticism and decided to take a break from the internet, so it's likely she took those criticism personally.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:36:27 2021 No.1645268

>>1645029
Based on YouTube comments and Reddit, people enjoyed it. I know some people didn't find it funny, but as an entertainer you try to entertain as many people as possible - "funny" is subjective, and so becomes defined in practice by majority judgment. Like, I cringed hearing it, but based on upvotes and liked comments most other people had positive reactions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:37:57 2021 No.1645305 >>1645268 >"funny" is subjective it isnt, kfp. better learn that quick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:38:22 2021 No.1645313 >>1645268 Reddit enjoys everything that couldn't remotely be considered offensive. That's not exactly a high bar to set.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:41:44 2021 No.1645393 >steam happens on Kiara's channel >can barely hear my fucking oshi because chicken literally doesn't adjust her volumes ever and is constantly peaking red amazing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:42:46 2021 No.1645415 >>1645313 If I make a post that says "hi", it's not remotely offensive, but I would not get any votes on the Hololive subreddit. Perhaps being non-offensive is necessary, but it's certainly not sufficient.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:43:32 2021 No.1645434 >>1645415 You know that I was speaking in terms of comedy you dumb fucking faggot. Don't play semantics.

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Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:47:52 2021 No.1645533

>>1645434
On reddit, the majority of comedic posts are not upvoted, yet posts on Kiara pooping were lol; my point stands regardless of your irrelevant characterization. And aside from that, if you can't be semantically accurate and precise, how can you expect to be able to argue competently? Then you could keep changing your point to mean something else once you realize that what you said is incorrect.

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Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:50:07 2021 No.1645587

I think the baby bit would have been fine if it didn't go on so long. Kiara obviously hasn't watched any other holo UNO games, if she had she would have known that using the 7-0 rule makes the game torture. She needs to get over her fear of dead air too. The other EN members like a breather sometimes, it's fine to not copy JP one for one.

She's trying to get the others to turn their energy up to match the JP holos, when she actually just needs to lower her own a bit. For example, when SMOK collabs, I'd say Okayu turns her energy up a bit to match Korone and Subaru. Kiara needs to turn hers down to be slightly more in line with Ina and Mori. Ame and Gura are somewhere in the middle, but I'd say they're much closer to Ina than Kiara.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:50:10 2021 No.1645590 >>1645268 the peepeepoopoo vtubers are reasonably popular, yes. and, hololive certainly dabbles in it ever since matsuri joined.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:53:20 2021 No.1645656
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>>1645225
>a stream how she felt pressure to be the one talking during a dinner with friends so it didn't feel awkward
Same. "Hey guys I'm ordering pizza, what does everyone want?" and then if I don't give suggestions nobody wants to be the first to speak. I cherish my almost exclusively introverted friends greatly

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:55:11 2021 No.1645705 >>1645225 >anxiety to break the silence so people dont think shes awkward >says some autistic shit and makes things awkward chimkin...

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:58:39 2021 No.1645779

>>1637552
I usually watch Kiara but holy shit she's starting to become unbearable for me. She never goes a stream without talking about numbers or whatever. I can't wait for the next generation ENVtubers so I can have something else to watch aside from the JP girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:59:02 2021 No.1645784 KFP here, I unironically want her to shit her pants on stream.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:59:42 2021 No.1645796
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>>1637552
Chicken needs to learn to take a fucking breather oh my jesus christ. Everytime I was anticipating a really really funny moment between Mori and Ina or Mori and Gura she just yells or derails what could have been something super hilarious for the whole group. It's like her brain is hardwired to not participate in a steady paced conversation, always gotta gogogogogogogogogogogo.
Fuck I hope she takes the bench on the next UNO collab and watches it, maybe she can see that everyone just wants to relax and shoot the shit and have a laugh. I mean this sincerely, I like her, but fuck me when she's put next to these other slower/lower energy girls it's like watching a child who needs adderall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 00:59:55 2021 No.1645799 >>1645656 >I cherish my almost exclusively introverted friends greatly Kiara also commented how she gets along best with people like that too, that's why she has good chemistry with Ina.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:03:46 2021 No.1645879

>>1645796
It almost feels like she's on too much stimulants, she's constantly stuck on certain jokes or tangents and can't seem to focus on what other people are saying or consider how the other girls are reacting. Locked in her own mad mad world where she poops in people's pants and they like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:07:18 2021 No.1645952 >>1645796 I find it weird cause every time someone attempts to play along with her joke she'll get confused and make it awkward

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:12:54 2021 No.1646048 >>1644849 KFP called her out on her scat fetish during the SC reading today. She talked about cat poop for half an hour during the last SC reading. Please Kiara stop talking about poop. Even your pay pigs hate it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:14:08 2021 No.1646065 >>1645799 Its because she gets to talk all the time. I'm fairly introverted and it seems like a certain type of person is just naturally drawn to introverted people because then they never have to let the other person talk

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:14:24 2021 No.1646075
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>>1638026
>>1641062
If the roommate tweets I saw a couple nights ago hadn't turned me into a Kiara anti this would have. That look of absolute disgust on Calli's face that not even the software's preference for smiles kept hidden. Didn't she supposedly get hired for previous idol experience? Why the fuck would she think peepeepoopoo diaper babble is appropriate behavior?

>>1639806
Nyanners is a hypocrite, Kiara is batshit insane. Two entirely different issues.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:15:24 2021 No.1646103 File: 145 KB, 640x482, 4qkqkc0mxzk61.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1645799 Ina love, I'm glad all the EN girls get along so well, I wish there were more mori/ame collabs, but time zones are a bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:15:39 2021 No.1646111 >>1646048 Designated Shitting streams Kfp number one franchise by 2022

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:16:27 2021 No.1646129 Her joke backfired. Now everyone is going to use that stupid autistic joke as fuel to literally shit on Kiara.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:16:37 2021 No.1646131 >>1646075 pink cat is pretty batshit insane tho, in a good way

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:16:50 2021 No.1646135 >>1646075 >tw*tter Your mistake, anon. You shouldn't go on that site unless someone has a gun to your head. No political comment made there is well thought out, they're all shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:17:30 2021 No.1646150 >>1646129 Was her joke supposed to land in the first place? Even Shark doesn't sink that low and she had a middle schooler's sense of humor

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:17:56 2021 No.1646162 >>1646131 She's been living in my head for 10 years now and hasn't paid rent once! She called us a bunch of meanies :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:18:30 2021 No.1646170 >>1645587 Mori's energy levels probably get drained real fast, because southerners consider it rude to start talking too quickly after someone else finishes, let alone before they finish. she's probably used to a much slower conversation pace.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:18:42 2021 No.1646179 >>1646129 It wasn't a good joke in the first place

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:20:23 2021 No.1646218 >>1646162 >She called us a bunch of meanies I am a meanie

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:20:32 2021 No.1646222 >>1646135 Calli's roommate was outed to me on the same night and her tweets were all about rap. The website is a cesspool, but you can be there and still choose to remain in your boat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:21:36 2021 No.1646235 Being German and eating shit go hand in hand, it's a cultural thing

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:21:38 2021 No.1646236

>>1645796
the problem is, she sulks and doesnt play the game properly if the other members call her for a collab. so they have a choice to make, either have someone non-kiara manage the stream and have kiara being a sulking attention whore OR let kiara stream and let her screech through it trying to make the stream all about herself.

they're stuck between a hard and a rock place with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:22:35 2021 No.1646256 >>1644855 kek

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:23:02 2021 No.1646268

>>1646150

She really fucked up and said something embarrassing, realized it and tried doubling down after how her coworkers responded. Really stupid on her part and now she won't be able to get it off her mind even after the stream ends. It will end up haunting her career.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:24:14 2021 No.1646290 >>1639806 Her hypocrisy aside she's also just a really shitty person in general. I'd rather watch beheadings and shootings than her because it's more tasteful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:24:33 2021 No.1646299 >>1646129 funny how none of her jokes land and she still keeps up with them. maybe take a hint that you're just not a funny person like gura/ame.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:25:48 2021 No.1646322 >>1646268 >It will end up haunting her career. So will the Moona freakout. And blowing off Subaru for not being Pekora. This kind of shit is becoming a routine occurrence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:26:21 2021 No.1646331 >>1646129 >literally shit on Kiara. I bet she'd like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:27:16 2021 No.1646350 I feel bad for Mori I think she likes the offline Kiara as a person, but she legit wants to kill herself when she flips on chuuba mode It's like your friend you game with 1 on 1 and they become this embarrassing monster in a full group

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:27:24 2021 No.1646353 >>1646236 The other girls are gonna have to pick up some slack. Kiara, Ame, and Ina are the only ones that host EN collabs consistently. Mori's done some and it doesn't seem like Gura wants to do any.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:29:03 2021 No.1646379 >>1641062 holy shit this is way too good bless this chicken

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:30:26 2021 No.1646397 >>1646322 Kek. I always forget just how many incidents and blunders she's had and nothing seems to phase her at all. I'm surprised how Hololive even hire her of all people. She keeps screwing up and screwing over people without a second thought.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:31:42 2021 No.1646434

>>1646353
I think they need to stop collabs because I've noticed kiara is gaining a lot of "unlikability" with these collabs among other EN bases.

It used to be a passing joke but I'm regularly seeing other bases shitting on kiara on YT and twitter based off of these collabs itself.

this kind of attention is not good no matter what she thinks. it may work in politics/entertainment but not in idol cultures because people have long memories when idols get involved. so infamy is not a good thing.

I think the best option forward is EN just doing collabs in pairs and full on collabs. iname, gurame, calligura, takamori etc. kiara should be left alone for the time being because she's making the EN unwatchable at this rate.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:32:25 2021 No.1646444

>>1646353
Yeah but
>focus more on collabs for the real good content
>"leech leech leech"
>do more solo content
>"better pick up the slack"
Feels bad dealing with the EN audience, I don't buy into the GFE stuff so collabs are infinitely more entertaining

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:32:41 2021 No.1646449 >>1646397 check her super chat numbers for your answer >>1646434 /vt/ doesnt matter

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:33:35 2021 No.1646472 anyone else notice Kiara still going full autism because Gura did a fucking duolingo stream kek it's like she's genuinely upset that Gura didn't let her use her for a stream

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:34:26 2021 No.1646490
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>>1646449
>/vt/ doesnt matter
I'm not talking about /vt/, kfp
pic related is not a meme, its not something to be ignored.

the more passive aggressive you get with slight criticism, the more damage it will do to you and your oshi. understand that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:34:38 2021 No.1646495 >>1646434 It's actually going to the point of where I see actual criticism or just a bit of hate in her actual comment sections or clips of her. Before everyone seemed to play it off but now it's really starting to unravel and show

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:36:18 2021 No.1646521 >>1638026 Wait a minute where the fuck is Amelia?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:36:40 2021 No.1646529 >>1646521 4 players only, she was on mute in the discord channel

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:36:57 2021 No.1646534 >>1646490 wheres the damage exactly? the fact shes less popular than the others doesnt matter outside of shitpost dens like /vt/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:37:15 2021 No.1646540 >>1646521 dodging bullets

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:38:23 2021 No.1646564 >>1646529 WHAT THE FUCK????? is this revenge for Amelia turning down kiara's volume for the recent announcement collab? she must've noticed it because Ina/Gura/Mori had kiara screeching but Ame's stream, kiara was barely audible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:38:45 2021 No.1646568 >>1646564 no she was busy and sat it out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:38:53 2021 No.1646571 >>1646529 >mute Shame, would have been funnier to see her talking shit the whole time

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:42:12 2021 No.1646627 >>1645784 Based scatman

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:47:56 2021 No.1646720

>>1645784
I'd pay money to see that. Have Kiara shit her pants and then be forced to do an entire stream with her pants full of shit. She'd have diarrhea so the acidic poop juice would be constantly burning her asshole and fill the room with an aroma of fine Mexican cuisine. The thought of her breaking down in tears desperately wanting to clean herself but prevented from doing it while the shit festers in her pants gets me rock hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:49:28 2021 No.1646745 >>1646720 Her room unironically smells like cat piss already anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:49:48 2021 No.1646747 >>1646299 Hey, say what you will about most of her jokes, but the ghosts in a bar bit was probably the funniest thing that's ever happened with EN. Ina's reaction and Gura and Ame shaming her were priceless.

>>	Hag thread Thu Mar 18 01:50:32 2021 No.1646757 >>1646222 oh lol you're mad that she isn't far right

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:53:24 2021 No.1646805

>>1646444
Collabs are way more enjoyable than solo streams. They're also more controversial, tho Kiara seems to volunteer to host them the most. Just from a quick check (for collabs with 3+ people) there's Uno, the 6th Month Anniversary, Momotetsu, and the Xmas collab. If people don't like Kiara as the host then Ame or Ina need to volunteer more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:54:04 2021 No.1646812 >>1646222 Her twitter account is her blog anon, she can update whatever she wants in her blog

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:56:49 2021 No.1646845 File: 17 KB, 512x288, 1535222728965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1646812 And I can hate her for whatever reason I want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:58:21 2021 No.1646870 >>1637565 what's a gang stalker

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:59:02 2021 No.1646881 Anyone have the cat shit clip from the SC reading?

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:59:05 2021 No.1646882

>>1646805
I think Ina's just too lazy to deal with wrangling the retards and Ame is self-conscious about how much she spergs out in multiplayer games. Kiara's the only one who treats community building like her full time job, hopefully gen 2 has more team players

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:59:22 2021 No.1646889 >>1646845 ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:59:23 2021 No.1646890 In case you aren't convinced of her scat fetish, here's Kiara a few days ago talking about eating her fans and shitting them out: https://youtube.com/watch?v=DAKjJ4qlKfE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 01:59:52 2021 No.1646895 >it's another "Kiara talks over everyone" episode By this point it's her shtick right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:00:56 2021 No.1646908 >>1646890 So she is courting vore and scat artists...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:04:41 2021 No.1646961 >>1646908 With that and the baby section from the Uno stream, it's like she's playing fetish bingo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:05:18 2021 No.1646969 >>1646908 Duh. What did you think happens in this "Usual Room" she always goes on about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:08:36 2021 No.1647021 >>1646969 So... It's the Scat room...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:16:19 2021 No.1647142 >>1647021 If it's anything like a real life KFC, then yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:19:43 2021 No.1647191 I bet she eats a super high fiber diet. So she can have as many "idol meetings" as possible

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:19:58 2021 No.1647195 Someone post the chocolate dipped fried chicken picture.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:20:19 2021 No.1647197

>>1637552
Kiara has the worst grasp of the english language of the 5, which is understandable given she's the only one who grew up in EU as opposed to NA, but she still insists on utilizing it at all times.

Or maybe she's just as autistic no matter what language she's using, like me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:28:29 2021 No.1647318 >>1637908 You know shit anon, you really know

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:32:38 2021 No.1647376 >>1647191 Hence why she prefers fast food, the grease and fat make the most explosive shits possible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:37:45 2021 No.1647475 >>1647376 Ah, I see she likes em runny. some like dense logs, others more of a sludge. What a connoisseur!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:42:03 2021 No.1647562 File: 1.03 MB, 641x1192, image_2021-03-17_234733.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its soooo rich would you like a taste anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 02:45:35 2021 No.1647635 >>1647562 The "special european chocolates*

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 04:36:44 2021 No.1649362 >>1641062 Should have had the clip a couple seconds longer to show Mori’s true disgust and Gura just being fucking done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 04:40:20 2021 No.1649402 >>1641062 >ina still laughing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 04:43:48 2021 No.1649441 >>1638026 >>1641062 LMAO you could tell the other girls are at their limit with her shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 04:45:44 2021 No.1649462 >>1649441 Was kinda funny watching Ame, she missed it so chat was telling her about funny moments with Ina, Cali, Gura.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 04:46:53 2021 No.1649473 >>1644494 This is accurate enough I could see one if the girls coming here and writing this in a way of venting about what went down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 04:47:59 2021 No.1649486 baka desu senpai

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 04:55:17 2021 No.1649562

>>1645305
Sorry, I can't let this one go by unnoticed. I don't even mind giving the (You). I just have to know. Just this one time. This *is* bait, right? You gotta tell me, because I refuse to believe a person could actually be this braindead retarded. Let me hold onto this one last shred of faith I have left in humanity.
Y-you know that humour is one of the most subjective things in life, don't you? You're only kidding, yeah? Maybe this is a perfect example of subjective humour. You're making a joke that I don't find funny. Instead I'm just ... scared.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 04:57:40 2021 No.1649587 >>1649562 Do you think a german woman in her mid 20s screaming about shitting her pants is funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 04:58:08 2021 No.1649593 >>1644494 I can hear it so I'll believe this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 05:05:08 2021 No.1649689 >>1649587 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 05:26:24 2021 No.1649921 >>1638026 POOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHhahahhHHhahaaahhaHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAH POOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 05:33:15 2021 No.1650014 >>1637552 calm down she didnt mean any of it. i remember her shyly saying sorry after saying those words. she was cute for a moment ngl

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 05:43:13 2021 No.1650136 File: 17 KB, 333x499, yes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1649587

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 06:00:56 2021 No.1650368 >>1644494 Ina likes the toilet humor. What the fuck, takodachis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 07:28:21 2021 No.1651771 >>1638026 disgusting whore

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 07:32:12 2021 No.1651832 File: 37 KB, 440x386, joker kek 1610757862245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1638026 >>1641062 Kiara is an agent of chaos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 07:55:54 2021 No.1652161 Kiara has been gangstalking me and leaving huge steaming piles of shit around my property. Help

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:01:19 2021 No.1652225 >>1652161 >gangstalking can someone explain this new meme? Its like I miss a day and you guys come up with a thousand new terms. Im still struggling to catch up on Cuntwars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:04:03 2021 No.1652270 >>1652225 Cuntwars is a meme now? I thought it was a shitty porn Heartstone rip-off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:05:48 2021 No.1652296 >>1652270 /hlg/ was spamming it on cool down yesterday when they weren't shit posting about kiara.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:06:41 2021 No.1652312 >>1638026 I would like you to know that this is the first time I hear Kiara's voice. Is she always like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:09:58 2021 No.1652358 >>1652312 More or less

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:10:18 2021 No.1652363 >>1652312 Shes always been shitty

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:13:41 2021 No.1652422

Worst part is I still haven't watched the beginning, I tuned in at the baby bit and she held the vod hostage afterwards to do a SC reading in a fucking collab video
Also
>thanking memberships during a collab and flaunting how many you are getting
How petty

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:23:15 2021 No.1652593 >>1649562 meds. now. there is an objective metric to humor, no amount of crying about it will change it. just like art, there is an objective measure to what makes good art and shit art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:28:51 2021 No.1652700 >>1652593 >there is an objective metric to humor, no amount of crying about it will change it. just like art, there is an objective measure to what makes good art and shit art. Neither of these things are true though

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:33:07 2021 No.1652775 >>1646890 Does chicken have a poop talk quota she has to meet every stream?

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:43:16 2021 No.1652964

>>1652700
not him but there actually is, some AI companies are developing tech for ai to procedurally generate tv shows as a way to keep people subscribed to streaming services

human beings like very predictable things that can be quantified by emotional stimuli responses

of course there will always be outliers and surprises when it comes to art and humor, but you can legitimately make algorithms for optimal human enjoyment, you watching vtubers should be an indicator of this phenomena

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:45:34 2021 No.1653009 File: 35 KB, 600x600, carlos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1652363 she's a real chickenshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:47:07 2021 No.1653029 >>1652775 god I hope so

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:51:03 2021 No.1653095 >>1653009 Based carlos

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 08:52:13 2021 No.1653124 >>1652964 >some AI companies are developing tech for ai to procedurally generate tv shows as a way to keep people subscribed to streaming services https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Ph02gzqmY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 11:20:25 2021 No.1655814 >>1644494 read this in their voices. Thanks hacker anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 13:13:34 2021 No.1658358 >>1652964 Probably a tech naive question, but is deepleffenbot's AI funny on purpose ? Like, does it just produce semi-coherent stories with its data that happen to be funny, or is it designed to actively create humorous situations ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 13:21:51 2021 No.1658495 >>1658358 Machine learning/AI generally just spits out what you teach it. How exactly it decides to do that I'm not really sure. But really, modern ai is pretty stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 13:43:29 2021 No.1658880 >>1644494 >WHAT KINDA STOOPID ARE YA? based shark.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 13:52:24 2021 No.1659066 File: 78 KB, 1076x742, thread ruinator.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1646890 based kiara the vorefag

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 13:57:17 2021 No.1659154 >>1641062 >>1638026 I knew I liked her for a reason. KIARA BEST EN MEMEBER!

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 13:58:44 2021 No.1659176
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>>1652225
alright, I'll spoonfeed you this just once
It's an old meme from /x/, Gangstalking is when a group (i.e. FBI, NWO, Secret cult, etc.) is stalking some one (This being the TA, targeted individual)
lurk on
>>>/x/
for some time and you will understand most lingo used here (like schizo, glowie, etc.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 14:02:53 2021 No.1659237 File: 39 KB, 161x145, mori.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1641062 You mean Kiara became triple based

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 14:10:08 2021 No.1659381 >>1638814 Just imagine the goofy laughs between the braps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 14:27:03 2021 No.1659757 >>1649562 well, it's objective that some humor has broader appeal, i suppose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 14:28:42 2021 No.1659794 >>1638026 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 14:33:04 2021 No.1659901 >>1649402 Some say that Ina is still laughing to this very day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 14:35:08 2021 No.1659948 File: 241 KB, 457x1003, Screenshot_20210228-182801_YouTube.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1638026 >that look of sheer terror and confusion in Calli's darting eyes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 14:44:03 2021 No.1660119 Finally makes sense how she didnt really notice sleeping in cat piss for a week. Shes just used to more overwhelming scents.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 14:50:18 2021 No.1660249 >>1638026 I bet Kiara would find the poopoo peepee pepes absolutely fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:02:24 2021 No.1660481 >>1660249 now I want to spam her twitter with poopoo peepee

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:13:01 2021 No.1660726 What if the reason Kiara likes Mori is because Mori's a braphog?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:18:26 2021 No.1660865 >>1660726 It's all coming together now...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:21:15 2021 No.1660930 >>1638026 >g*rm man "humor"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:22:38 2021 No.1660960 >>1660726 This makes sense and it makes me very uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:23:48 2021 No.1660989 >>1644717 I remember this fucking retard picked up an acorn ass and whistled into my fucking ear It wasn't malicious, he's just a fucking autist He's not even deranged or anything, just a sperg Sometimes you just attract these kinds of people

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:26:06 2021 No.1661037 >>1660726 God imagine the logs Mori shits out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:28:27 2021 No.1661091 >>1638026 >>1641062 Based Kiara finding new ways to live in the marks heads 24/7, Brother. With peepeepoo humour, no less. How does she do it, bros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:32:04 2021 No.1661163 >>1644717 Sometimes opposites attract.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:34:03 2021 No.1661197 >>1661091 By being a polarizing abomination/saint. Rather similar to donald trump, though not with confidence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:37:59 2021 No.1661286 >>1660960 >>1661037 I guarantee you when Mori went to take a shit in the hotel room, Kiara was standing outside the door listening

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:56:56 2021 No.1661648 >>1661286 Idols don't take a shit anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 15:59:45 2021 No.1661712 >>1660726 >kiara is the anon who recorded mori's braptape

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:08:11 2021 No.1661894 >>1647197 >Or maybe she's just as autistic no matter what language she's using Stop being such a fucking bigot. It's not her fault she's a German. She's trying her best. Thread theme: https://youtu.be/C78HBp-Youk

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:11:04 2021 No.1661945

>>1661286
The real trick is 'needing' to go to the bathroom right afterword.
>'Oh Mori, I am so glad you are done, I really needs to go to the bathroom'
*Dopey chicken laughing*
>Mori rolls her eyes, slightly disgusted.
>Kiara skips her way past Mori into the bathroom
>Sounds of toilet lid going up and fat chicken butt coming down.
>'Oh jeeze Mori, you really stink up this bathroom! Oh my gosh!'
*Stupid dopey chicken laughs*
>'I can't believe the destruction your butt makes!'
*More chicken laughs and chicken braps*
>Mori getting visibly angry and making a lot of groans in response to the stupid comments.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:12:08 2021 No.1661967 >>1661286 >Mori and Kiara both have to shit >Kiara convinces Mori to share the toilet with her. TakaMori Brap ASMR when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:12:21 2021 No.1661972 >>1644494 One of the girls wrote this. They know, anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:12:47 2021 No.1661982 >>1661286 We already know Kiara saw some nips in the mirror.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:12:54 2021 No.1661983 >>1661945 >>1661967 i think we just revitalized takamori

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:13:21 2021 No.1661992 >>1638161 it's no laughing matter

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:14:52 2021 No.1662022 >>1644494 >Kiara being based >Calli seething and being autistic seems right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:15:51 2021 No.1662042 >>1661712 This is the rrat I'll adopt

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:16:06 2021 No.1662049 File: 97 KB, 212x275, 1615996365478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1661945

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:16:50 2021 No.1662068

>>1638026
Since she's an ESL, it doesn't feel as weird to her to say absolutely degenerate things in English as it would be if it was in her native tongue.
rrat source: Gura German teaching stream, the part with swear words, she basically says this directly

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:19:42 2021 No.1662129 >Calli has called kiara "kusotori" since day one Now we know why. Kiara is the real brapper.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:19:44 2021 No.1662131

>>1646290
>she's also just a really shitty person in general
Any concrete proof on that apart from all the loli controversy? Not trying to stir things up here, I have this deep seating dislike for nyanners myself, but I find trouble putting the reason for it into words.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:20:42 2021 No.1662166 >>1662129 Maybe she should switch it to unkotori.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:21:29 2021 No.1662183 For now on I will address KFP as BFP BRAP FRIED PHOENIX It's like air frying, but with shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:21:54 2021 No.1662193 >>1638026 >>1641062 lmfao i love how calli absolutely wants to KILL herself and ina's just laughing her ass off kiara is ultrabased

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:22:03 2021 No.1662201

>>1662131
The only thing I've gathered is that she doesn't actually like the content she makes because of the audience it attracts, but she's unable to do anything else, so she just sucks it up. However, she did use to fuck at conventions, though that's not terribly a bad thing if you were into fucking your oshi after 30 other guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:23:26 2021 No.1662228 >>1662201 Man, why didn’t I go to anime conventions before age 30

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:23:33 2021 No.1662231 >>1661945 I can confirm this is the best way, it's always been successful in my experience. t. actual scatfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:24:32 2021 No.1662253 >>1637734 Remember that time in your childhood when you shit your pants and you were super embarrassed? It wasn't your shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:24:45 2021 No.1662258 >>1662193 I love how Ina is just losing it the entire time at the pure absurdity of the entire situation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:24:50 2021 No.1662259 >>1662228 I did, and I even got hit on once, but I was literally too autistic at the time to even register it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:25:05 2021 No.1662266 >>1662068 >Gura! Du bist ein Schlampfehai und ich hasse dich, du bist wertlos und verdienst keine 1.000.000! What did Kiara mean by this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:25:11 2021 No.1662269 >>1662183 I would say its still a bit too early. Wait until she either Braps or Shits on Stream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:25:20 2021 No.1662273 >>1662228 She's not that great looking, and thee are nudes out there if you want to fap to them, but I wouldn't. The draw was always the voice, and she's not really that special in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:30:43 2021 No.1662384 File: 92 KB, 691x527, kompilation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1662266

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:31:20 2021 No.1662395 >>1662273 She's a mess and a bit of a(n overused term) sociopath. Would recommend not looking up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:42:51 2021 No.1662639 >>1662231 Poopori is a sin to mankind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:43:02 2021 No.1662643 >>1662201 First part sounds an awful lot like Senzawa not gonna lie. Makes me glad she didnt have to go down that route.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:51:03 2021 No.1662845 >>1638571 Romanian

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:52:14 2021 No.1662889
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>>1638026
The best part are the reactions. Mori is utterly appalled and can't believe what she's hearing, Ina's brain cracked and she's just losing it and having fully embraced the chaos, while Gura is just silently judging her.
>>1646075
The fact that Kiara was literally sleeping in cat-piss soaked blankets and didn't really think twice about it is absolutely disgusting. Literally every single cat owner I've seen (that didn't also have a dog) were all horrific slobs and terrible at cleaning up after their cats. Dried puke, stains, litter, that random smell of cat piss, it's terrible. Fuck cats, even literal RRATS are cleaner and they often piss on you if you hold them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:55:14 2021 No.1662976 >>1638026 >Ina of all people is the only one who finds it hilarious THEY ARE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 16:57:18 2021 No.1663025 >>1662976 >Ina is also a Secret Brapfag It makes sense honestly

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:02:50 2021 No.1663168 >>1662639 Luckily it's pretty rare in my country, the most I've seen for girls trying to cover it up is those automatic air fresheners which don't really work if you get in quickly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:04:28 2021 No.1663292 File: 101 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1663025 >'Uhmm, I ahh, would prefer if you did not say such things about me'

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:05:57 2021 No.1663333 >>1638026 It's just a subpar joke. Just have a laugh (or don't) and move on. The idiots here have to make threads literally about anything Kiara says or does. They just can't help themselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:07:16 2021 No.1663373 File: 12 KB, 480x640, !1525346444681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1646720 >fill the room with an aroma of fine Mexican cuisine

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:09:19 2021 No.1663456 >>1663333 The problem is her lack of filter. I'd be deeply concerned with her playing with JP because she might say something similar and reflect poorly on HoloEN as a whole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:10:34 2021 No.1663499 >>1663292 >Sent a farting Seal to Ollie one time Very suspicious...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:11:04 2021 No.1663512 >>1638026 >>1641062 >A few days after Mori debuts Brapgate unfolds >Kiara has a scat fetish Checks out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:12:38 2021 No.1663571 >>1662845 >Romanian The eternal Pikey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:17:31 2021 No.1663730 >>1662889 >The fact that Kiara was literally sleeping in cat-piss soaked blankets and didn't really think twice about it There is no way that is true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:20:31 2021 No.1663823 >>1663730 cat owners dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:24:27 2021 No.1663940 >>1663456 You're acting like the JPs don't do just as retarded shit. Most of Kiara's JP collabs were fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:26:34 2021 No.1664022 >>1663940 >You're acting like the JPs don't do just as retarded shit. Point me to the JP streamer that talks about wanting to shit herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:27:48 2021 No.1664057 >>1646870 look outside your window and find out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:28:49 2021 No.1664095 >>1662269 I mean, shit comes out of her mouth endlessly. It already fits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:29:16 2021 No.1664116 >>1664022 Ill point you to JPs saying they want to molest children instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:30:33 2021 No.1664171 >>1664116 Or Matsuri making her avatar look like it's pissing into a mug... They are all degenerate idols/comedians.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:34:56 2021 No.1664310

>>1663456
This is the problem with self-hating weebs, that they are so self-conscious, that they think that they insult grorious nipponese people just by being in their presence. Protip: Japs don't really mind your foreign eccentricities when/if they come up. The only people who mind don't actually matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:34:59 2021 No.1664311 one of my biggest fetishes is having an invalid wheelchair bound partner and having to wipe their butts after they go to the bathroom which vtuber is for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:37:58 2021 No.1664400 >>1664310 I care less about JP opinions and more about corporate opinions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:38:40 2021 No.1664420 >>1652775 She's German

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:41:15 2021 No.1664514 >>1664311 IronMouse, she has giga aids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:45:38 2021 No.1664670 >>1664420 Why are germans like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:47:36 2021 No.1664728 >>1664670 Apparently it's not just Germans anymore considering the number of KFP retards coming out of the woodwork saying it's totally normal and okay to go on stream and talk about how you want to shit your pants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:48:48 2021 No.1664776 File: 276 KB, 701x490, 0260750C-8BC1-4242-BB83-BD27041831CE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1664057 wha

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:53:14 2021 No.1664912 >>1664514 RIP in peace Mousey

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:55:42 2021 No.1664970 >>1664514 Isn't ironmouse bedridden? Can she even make it to the bathroom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:58:15 2021 No.1665047 >>1664420 Austrian. As a German I refuse to be associated with the chicken

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 17:59:58 2021 No.1665087 >>1664970 If you carry her quickly and gently enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 18:00:02 2021 No.1665090 >>1665047 We associate you with Hitler and he was Austrian too. You will be associated and you will take it, you kraut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 18:09:13 2021 No.1665358 >>1665047 Suck it down Austrian FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 18:22:26 2021 No.1665832 File: 25 KB, 750x496, 1613543597823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1665090

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 18:23:03 2021 No.1665847 >>1664400 Sure you do, kid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 18:24:17 2021 No.1665888 >>1665847 Sorry anon I'm too busy Kiara'ing my pants to respond to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 18:33:52 2021 No.1666217 File: 72 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1665888 >dem digits

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 18:34:53 2021 No.1666247 >>1665888 But your post is literally a response, you weeb fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 18:41:30 2021 No.1666482 >>1665888 But what if I want Kiara to Kiara in my pants instead of me Kiara'ing my pants?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 18:44:33 2021 No.1666578 >>1646075 You’re a new level of stupid if you think mori was so shocked that the expression on the model changed on its own

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 18:52:18 2021 No.1666897 >>1666482 I want Kiara to Kiara Kiara's pants while I watch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 19:07:17 2021 No.1667432 >>1666578 Anon, you're on a board of autists who waifu virtual anime girls played by real women. What the fuck are you expecting, a level of social competency and logical thought?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 19:13:24 2021 No.1667634 >>1661967 Unfortunately not for a while, since Kiara's no longer in Japan. Mori brap collabs with any of the Japanese holos could still happen though.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 20:22:38 2021 No.1669858

>>1667634
*BRAP*
>'Oh may GOSH Calli! I taught it would be your scythe dat kills me, not this! It's sooo stinky!'
*Dumb bird laughs while avatar is wiggling about in excitement/laughter*
*Mori's avatar looks away and blushes with a frown*
>'Uggghhhh Kiara, you're embarrassing me my dude! Can you at least act like you're not enjoying it?'
*Kiara stops wiggling and goes silent*
>'No' she replies in a completely deadpan voice, serious face on her avatar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 20:37:14 2021 No.1670260 >>1652225 Some guy posted a screenshot off his phone which had a cunt wars notification

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 20:44:24 2021 No.1670537 File: 1.56 MB, 498x277, zoomchamadeluxe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1665888 Haachama?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 20:49:21 2021 No.1670721 >>1664728 A good portion of KFP are krauts, and expect more that she's back in the Merkelreich's time zone

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 20:54:15 2021 No.1670871 File: 1.67 MB, 680x366, 14FD94D4-03B1-4ACC-A3DF-B3CE1E09F6E7.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1646111 trips of truth

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 20:55:10 2021 No.1670899 >>1662845 Not slav

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 20:57:19 2021 No.1670957 File: 1.92 MB, 2000x2500, 1615993113258.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1649587

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 21:02:11 2021 No.1671114 >>1650368 Ina's sense of humor is on par with a child's in every regard. I use to think the dad jokes were ironic but she had the same reaction when Kiara made a joke about ghost in a bar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 21:03:14 2021 No.1671145 >>1665832 Uncle Addy at the ripe old age of 100-something.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 21:05:14 2021 No.1671195
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>>1638026
>>1641062
German here, she's not really saying anything offensive or bad. It's just a matter of cultural barriers, seriously, getting worked up over this is like getting worked up over the french mentioning baguettes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 21:07:08 2021 No.1671273 >>1669858 It hurts that this Kiara is unironically dead on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 21:09:37 2021 No.1671375 >>1664970 Why would she be bedridden? Her immune system is fucked, but she's not in chronic pain and her muscles aren't atrophied or anything. Um...right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 21:13:05 2021 No.1671516 >>1671375 Could have gotten something nasty and had to take steroids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 21:13:11 2021 No.1671519 >>1638843 Not even trying to be rude, but she sounds like a Muppet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 21:14:08 2021 No.1671546 >>1671375 >"thank you for making me feel human" Unsure but either way its pretty fucked for her. Ironmouse might be the prime example of someone living vicariously through a virtual avatar and its as sad as it is inspiring.

Anonymous Thu Mar 18 22:52:26 2021 No.1674659
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As a final note to a thread about to die, Kiara is the cutest autistic shit bird. Her assertive and over the top nature is lovable and her cute laugh and happy go lucky attitude are a joy. If what's said about her and the cat piss, I assume she's pretty unclean in general and I would love to come over and clean her bathroom the minute after she blows it up. I feel like she's the kind of woman who would leave a clogged toilet for someone else to clean up. I only request one sniff of her dirty braphole and I will take care of her gross home.
Her laugh makes me smile and I think she is a very sweet person who crosses lines constantly and it makes me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 22:56:57 2021 No.1674820 >>1674659 I want to say this is an anti, but...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 18 23:07:42 2021 No.1675229 >>1674820 No, no anti here. I expect something close to this. >"Oh, you really do all that just for this simple thing? I can have my own, ahh, maid for such easy thing!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 00:26:13 2021 No.1678291 >>1638026 >>1641062 just couldn't hold it in huh

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