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16990781 No.16990781 [Reply] [Original]

HEY CALLI, HOW ABOUT YOU TELL OLE COCO ABOUT YOUR DRUG AND ALCOHOL ADDICTIONS? OR PERHAPS MAYBE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH TRASH TASTE. C'MON NOW CALLI, DON'T BE SHY. GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. YOU'VE WAITED YOUR WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS CALLI.

>> No.16995052
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16995052

Calli is popping percs

>> No.16995454

>>16990781
CALLI DONT LISTEN TO IT. COCO HAS BEEN DEAD FOR SIX MONTHS. THATS ACTUALLY JUST YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA TALKING.

>> No.17001539

>>16990781
GIVE IT TO ME CALLI COME ON

>> No.17002805
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17002805

>>16990781
I wanna show you something, Calli.

This is Promethazine Cough Syrup. I have to take this everytime I get a cold. The only way you obtain this is with a prescription from a doctor. Now, I know you know a thing or two about prescription medication. What I don’t think you realize is that you have to go to a doctor to legally obtain some. Unlike you, Jeff, this is the only foreign substance I will allow in my body. So, if you wanna imitate me, why don’t you try living a clean lifestyle? Why don’t you try living a straight edge lifestyle?

Calli, you’ve got two strikes. Do you know how many I have? …Zero. Jeff, you know how many times I’ve been suspended? …Zero! Do you know how many times I’ve been to a rehab facility? …That’s right: ZERO!

Now let’s talk about alcohol. I saved the best poison for last, see, because this is a gateway drug. Don’t tell me, not a single one of you in here has ever said: ‘I’m gonna go out for one drink.’ And one leads to two. And two drinks lead to three. And then it’s a double of this and a shot of that. And then your head winds up in the toilet, night in and night out. Congratulations: That is alcoholism!

In my book, if you even take one drink, you’re an alcoholic. So I understand why you Deadbeats love Calliope Mori so much. I understand why Calli loves you. It’s because you’re all weak.

Whether you like it or not, whether you know it or not, you deserve better. This entire world deserves better. What you need is a Idol. You need a strong Idol who’s gonna stand up in the face of adversity and just say ‘No!’ You need a strong Idol that’s gonna carry the banner of hololive with honor, with pride, respect, dignity, integrity, and class. What you people need is a straight edge Idol. What you need is Takanashi Kiara.

>> No.17003600

>>17002805
Drink a beer faggot

>> No.17004797
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17004797

>Cmon Calli tweet something to that anti post! You will totally make him seethe! Also make it a sarcastic post as if you were praising him, your fans will love it!

>> No.17005000

I think I am missing out of layers of humor in this thread, because I never followed wrestling.
But I am enjoying this thread nonetheless. Please continue.

>> No.17005028

>>16995052
KIARA STREAMED WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN NECK

>> No.17005052

HOLY SHIT WHO CARES WHERES BATTLER

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17005131

Calli screwed Calli. I have no sympathy whatsoever for Mori Calliope

>> No.17005397

>>17005028
top kek

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17005700

>I THINK IT WAS A RECREATIONAL DRUG

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