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17150083 No.17150083 [Reply] [Original]

What would it be like to date your chubba?

>> No.17150196

Kind of annoying that you can't brag about it since it would ruin her career.

>> No.17150289

>>17150083
Gachis will kill me first before she could

>> No.17150407
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>>17150083
Considering I go to bed at 10am and don't wake up till 6pm I'd say pretty well

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I'll have to sleep with one eye open since "people" are always trying to physically contact her and her family

>> No.17151122

>>17150196
Just brag here and nobody will believe it.

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>>17150083
It be a cumfy date at a borgor joint, followed by smooches. Chu.

Provided I survive the night in Polka's dungeon.

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she could fix me

>> No.17151446

Prohibitively expensive. She'd have to fly to America constantly. I'm arachnophobic so fuck going to Australia.

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Fractured pelvis.

>> No.17151586

>>17151533
So you have chosen death, by snusnu.

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Kinda weird, she's 3 years older than me and makes much more money.

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>>17150083
At surface level it'd seem easy but I'd be more of a live-in babysitter and I'd have both Chacha and Choco to compete with.

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Towa/Polka would have to retire because it would be nonstop breeding.
don't make me choose an oshi, I am a member of both IDK how.

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>>17150083
She will tease and troll me non stop outside, but she will make me want to marry her the moment we came home

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She would make animal noises and flap her arms like a bird and start pecking at every with her forehead. The date would end up being on social media due to her bombastic behaviour and I would try to lay low for months after that.

>> No.17154034
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A constant clock that ticks down to the next menhera attack, which will be worse than then last. A quick and sweet relationship that will only be stable the first few days untill it is a countdown to my unfortunate death by knife.

>> No.17154183

Someone DM Mukkun this question.

>> No.17154273
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We would build gundam kits together for fun i would try to cook for her and clean the house to free up time for her to stream. In my spare time i would compose music as that is my passion she would inspire me and i hope i would inspire her as well and together we would rule the world. Oh kanata can hang out if she wants i dont care but she cant touch my guitars there mine all mine lol.

>> No.17155123

>>17150083
Sorry I have to cancel our date cause tummy hort
Sorry no seggs cause I have to rest for a few weeks

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>>17150083
A constant orgasmic orgy, we'd spend weeks in a ball of flesh only stopping momentarily to pay her for more time, eating and drinking. After/if it all ends I'm sure I'd become friends with her other boyfriends and sugar daddies like the brothers in arms we were inside of her trenches.

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>>17150083
She would probably need a lot of emotional support and love that I would be happy to give since she seems to love freely and easily. She would probably doubt herself and struggle with her depression all the while, and while it wouldn't be easy to help someone cope with that I think she'd be worth it. I'd gladly take care of her and she would probably reciprocate that love twofold. I'd be a very happy man.

>> No.17158561

Honestly it'd probably suck. She's not a huge name & is an autistic NEET and I probably account for 1/3 of her donos. Things would be pretty lean for awhile unless I got a substantial raise.

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We'd watch anime, cuddle on the sofa, and watch rockets explode

>> No.17158698

>>17158647
I think she would cry if she saw rocket explode

>> No.17158831

>>17150083
Probably going to a mountain since she is getting into hiking

>> No.17158863

>>17150196
How do you think people find out about the boyfriends in the first place?

>> No.17159207

>>17150083
Just SC Watame and ask what Mukkun feels about it

>> No.17159301

>>17150083
Heaven.

>> No.17160313

>>17159207
who's mukkun

>> No.17160540

Non-stop baby making sex all day long.

>> No.17160649

>>17160313
me

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>>17160313

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perfection

>> No.17161040

>>17160313
>He lacks critical information

>> No.17161100

I'd cook a lot of meat for her and she'd never be home because she's at the studio and fucking her business friend. At least she has a cute sister.

>> No.17161116
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Building terrariums together.

>> No.17161473

>>17160649
I don't remember I typed this post

>> No.17164330

>>17160649
>>17161473
How good is the sheep pussy? For some reason I can only imagine Watame being an absolute freak in bed.

>> No.17164395

>>17164330
She is a crybaby, she will cry if she thinks she is not doing a good job pleasing you. Definitely not a sex freak

>> No.17164423

I can't. They are 2d.

>> No.17164428

>>17164395
Sounds like she'd be perfect for some real passionate, vanilla hand-holding sex then. Must be pretty great.

>> No.17164435

Fear that deranged anons would hunt you down.

But also a boner.

>> No.17164466

>>17164435
Wouldn't be too bad if you had one of the ones like Subaru who have top tier opsec.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUVgBbxZvug

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>>17150083
Annoying as fuck cause as horny and lewd as she is, she insists she can take care of herself in bed

>> No.17166393

>>17164395
>>17164428
There's a reason why, despite her menheraness, Mukkun still doesn't let her go even after 8+ years

>> No.17166501

>>17150083
Like dating any other woman. She'd see things in me that don't exist and then develop resentment over it. I'd get bored with her and damage her self-esteem by ignoring her. We'd eventually get married out of inertia and she'd find happiness with the children.
Of course, we'd divorce after the kids left home. She'd be bitter about the whole thing, drunkenly calling me up at night to say I robbed her of her youth. Our family would blame me for everything and distance themselves from me, I wouldn't bother arguing with them. Eventually I'd fall in love at age 60 with a retired school teacher and we'd travel the world together.
It'd probably be a lot like that.

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