/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>so i’m just the cringy poop queen to you, anon

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>>1756381
It is natural that a bird poops, Kiara. It's nothing to be ashamed of, just don't do it on my car, and remember we love you.

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>>1756381

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>>1756381
Yes

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>>1756381
Nah, youre nobody Shitara

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The delicate operation of Kiara's pants shitting arc is a masterful deconstruction of the crude Vshojo poo poo pee pee brand disguised as a teachable cultural trend of autistic self depreciating germanic scatalogical humor. Expertly maneuvering around the veritable mindfield of ABDL diaper fetishes by threatening to directly shit her pants both defuses any attempt at latching onto this push from a degenerate community while at the same time energizing her own counterstrike against the ever growing sex baiting shock humor of competing EN virtual idol houses. Expertly played as always by the #1 pheonix lord.

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>>1756381
I relentlessly anti Kiara so that one day she will be forced to graduate and pander to the desires of the small group of cultists that follows her. This is how I will acquire homemade shit cookies baked in orange woman's bowels.

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>>1756634
People often forget that Kiara is the smartest of the bunch. Her superior Teutonic mind has allowed her to learn several languages, excel at business, and now be a comedic genius. To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand Kiara's shit jokes. Only truly gifted individuals can understand this genre of pee pee poo poo.

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>>1756634
>>1756996
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Takanashi Kiara. Her humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Hegelian Dialectics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Kiara's absurdist outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Biedermeieren literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kiara truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Kiara's existential catchphrase "kikiriki" which itself is a cryptic reference to Adalbert Stifter's German epic Der Nachsommer. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kiara's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a KFP tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Nothing personal, kid.

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>>1757097
This, but unironically. Kiara is literally the smartest person in Hololive, if not the entire world.

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>>1756381
Yeah, now turn around and show me your cloaca, big bird

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>>1756381
Yes, yes you are

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why are Germans disproportionality into scat?

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She never lets shit go. It's poetic irony, I guess.

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>>1756381
Look, Kiara. There's many many more things wrong with you than infantile toilet humor and your cringeworthiness. In fact if it was those two things alone nobody on this board would probably have a problem with you. But it's not just that. You have a way of speaking that is blunt and forceful. The more intelligent people here understand that the German language is just like that, but we also know that you're an accomplished polyglot. You speak three languages, and you should understand that Japanese and English are more polite and mince more words than German does. Additionally, the tone that you project onto your voice grates on most people's ears. It's akin to Fran Drescher or Gilbert Gottfried. But unlike those two individuals you don't have the command of the English language it takes to elicit humor the way that they do. I think that you overestimate the similarity between English and German and you tell jokes in a way that would be funny to a native German speaker but fall absolutely flat to native English speakers ears. It doesn't help that the majority of your viewership comes from the United States a country that is oddly stiflingly prudish in many regards.

In other words, Kiara, you don't have the same audience anymore and you don't know your audience. What I recommend is that you go watch some stand-up. Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Bo Burnham, a little bit of Jerry Seinfeld, and then watch a good season and a half of the television show "Whose Line Is It Anyway". Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey are all very accomplished comedians. This is the type of humor that Americans like.

Really that's all you would need to do: stop using such a grating voice, become more acclimated to Americana, and work on your humor.

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>>1757850
>become more like an american jew
I hope to god she doesn't ever even consider following advice like this.

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>>1757727
You wouldn't get it if you tried. Even Mozart was into scat.

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>>1757894
>muh Jews
Meds, now.

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>>1757894
Why not? She's already got numbers on the brain.