/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

When did you realize that Japanese vtubers are better than English vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

go back to your shitty cytube server nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>18001742
based sana poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>18001742
Before EN vtubers existed.

[Anonymous No.]

I never realized that.
Am i supposed to?

[Anonymous No.]

Get both

[Anonymous No.]

*cums on thread*

[Anonymous No.]

never, can't speak moonrune

[Anonymous No.]

why would you limit yourself to only one language
that would be like deciding every Vtuber with a particular hair color is automaatically shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18001742

[Anonymous No.]

If you keep having to make threads like these to try and convince people, then maybe you're just wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Despite this thread being posted every single day it'll still get 200 replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>18002147
It's like eating a fake orange when a real orange is in front of you

[Anonymous No.]

https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/text/When%20did%20you%20realize%20that%20Japanese%20vtubers/
When did you realize this format is shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18002551
It's a good format eop-kun

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>>18001742
> ENfag falseflagging again
well

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/394ccj.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>18001742
Since the start
ENtubers don't get names like Merry Milk, Hanamori Healthy, Aki Rosenthal, Watanabe Jumprope, Yamaguchi Spongebob and Nishimura Bracelet

[Anonymous No.]

I always knew

[Anonymous No.]

>>18001742

[Anonymous No.]

japanese vtubers should bow to western audiences and just talk american and be sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

never

mumei supreme

[Anonymous No.]

>>18002728
>CAN A I HABE PIZZA PLS PLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>18001742
sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>18001742
I've always known

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine visiting Sana with your american friends, she keeps begging you to stop and slow down but you don't understand anything so you keep pounding away.

[Anonymous No.]

>Natori Sana
B-BASED

[Anonymous No.]

For me, it's Japanese ESLs.

[Anonymous No.]

When I started watching German vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18001871
Learn nigga learn

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>>18001742
I do not care to learn Japanese nor want to watch Japanese without holodex.

I am not Japanese therefore I am based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18001742
W NATORI LOVE

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>>18001742
since the very first time i saw a girl streamer worth my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18001742
https://files.catbox.moe/394ccj.webm

[Anonymous No.]

based OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>18002345
>>18002341
And it will make you piss your pants every single time

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>>18001742
you're a SEAmonkey though, can you even understand Japanese without translated clips?

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>>18001742
Japanese """people""" are subhumans and 2 nukes were unironically not enough

Also YWNBJ

>>18002097
>>18025010
Actually based

[Anonymous No.]

Now watch the ENnigger bark at OP for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>18025597
>>18025651
eatu ga shitu low quality EN sharts desu

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18001742
Really? I couldn't do it. Every time I tried to watch JP they always speak in some sort of weird jango-bango chinese dialect, not even subtitles show up. Could never tell what they're saying.

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>>18025841
skill issue

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>>18025704
Now watch the weebs writhe because they know I'm telling the truth and this board backs me except for /jp/fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>18025834
Cope, seethe, NBJ

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>>18025704
Now watch the ENnigger bark at you for hours

[Anonymous No.]

funnies shit is that the ENfag will dwell in this thread and spam "ywnblowjob" for hours until it ultimately gets tired and switches to wojakposting and chadposting like the subhuman /v/ermin it is
happens every thread and you just love to see it

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>>18001742
That's it. I’m sick of it. I'm sick of all this "millions of subscribers English vtubers" bullshit that's going on in the chuuba market right now. Japanese vtubers deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself donated to a genuine vtuber from Japan over 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been watching their every stream for almost 2 years now. My vtubers mog full professors of philosophy with interesting things they have to say.
Japanese vtubers spend years practicing for a single stream and do their reps up to million times to produce the finest entertainment known to mankind.
Japanese chuubas are thrice as entertaining as English ones and thrice as funny for that matter too. Anything an EN can stream, a JP can stream better. I'm pretty sure a JP holo could easily mog EN thrice their sub count with a simple gaming stream.
Ever wonder why Gura never bothered collabing with a JP? That's right, she was too scared to be put next the disciplined JP-senpai and their superior Japanese entertainment. Even in the beginnings of /vt/, orangeposters targeted mainly JP holos because their audience captivation power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? JP holos are simply the best vtubers that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better numbers than they get. We don’t need those EOP meme spewing twitch thots to pollute our perfect vtuber word, unless they're asian and underdog like Ina.

Here's the new weighted sub system I propose for Vtubers:

>If a subscriber only knows English and not Japanese, they count as 1/10th of a sub
>If a subscriber knows English AND Japanese, they count as 1 sub
>If a subscriber knows only Japanese and not English, they count as 10 subs

>Now that seems much more representative of the actual talent of these chuubas, don't you think?

tl;dr: JP girls deserve bigger numbers than EN whores, see my new weighted subscriber system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18026130
based

[Anonymous No.]

Thankfully, I only watch Oriental chuubas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18026130
dangerously based

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>>18026130
this will make fine copypasta one day

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>>18001742
When basically all the EN's formed a needy streamer overdose pact against viewer wishes so a few couldn't be solo'd out and punished for playing that trite shit. Anti viewer moves are common in their sphere and it's fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18029193
It already is a (modification of a) copypasta.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Katanas_are_Underpowered_in_d20

[Anonymous No.]

I don't speak japanese. Why wouldn't I enjoy vtubers I can actually understand

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>>18002147
PINK HAIR BAD is pretty common sentiment on here though

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>>18001742
based

[Anonymous No.]

Its incredibly simple :
People who know English and Japanese are able to watch both and form an opinion on which is better. EOPs simply cannot, because they cannot understand the JPs. They only have half of the information, and thus their opinion is flawed. They think ENs are better because its the only thing they have. Anyone who knows both will tell you the JPs are VASTLY better at pretty much everything - streaming, singing, whatever. Hololive EN is generally very mediocre.

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>>18001742
I truly pity the EOPs who will never be blessed by Sana's content. Its for the best though. EOPs only serve to VASTLY decrease the average fanbase quality. (as expected from a group that is generally formed by nerds who are simultaneously also stupid and lazy, and thus unable too acquire new skills)

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese is literally impossible, please save me bros i'm ngmi

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>>18001742
>Still no YWNBJ copypasta? Fine, I'll do it myself:
You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a vtuber that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.

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>>18001742
Take one more (You):
(You) will never be Japanese, (You) will never find the love of your life in Japan, who looks like this and is a cutie pie Japanese girl. (You) will never be the protagonist in an anime, (You) will never have superpowers that allow (You) to overcome your most greatest tribulations, (You) will always be a loser.

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>>18025834
Go back to /jp/ tourist.

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>>18001742
Only true for Hololive.

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>>18025704
>he actually did it for over 5 hours

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>>18025651
And I believe most westerners are gullible fucks that believe anything come out of any mainstream news source. I say that as an asian guy that have been living in Australia for more than 20 years.

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>>18039431
Except I've already done all of that. Cry about it in EOP tears.

[Anonymous No.]

based OP

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>>18001742
Only some subhuman EOP's realized that now. In fact most even haven't and would continue simping for gaijin trash like calli and nina

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[Anonymous No.]

ENiggers using the same arguments as dubniggers really says it all.

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>>18029193
newfagchama...