HoloJP rratpill

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Anons can you redpill me on every HoloJP memeber except rushia

I dont care about HoloEN and ID

feed me to the rrats

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Ogey

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>>18214168

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Ogey

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>>18214168
Towas roommats gets D, ayame is ayame, akis roomie is married, fubukis roomie is married, choco mel and noels roommates are cam whores, pretty much all of em are ran through

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They're all popular well off women.
They all have boyfriends. Some of them are even married with kids.
They're all playing characters on the internet and don't even know who you are.
Sorry you had to find out this way.

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>>18214168
They knew about Rushia's boyfriend.
They all did. Don't trust a single one, not even Gen 6.

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They are all whores. People insisting otherwise are delusional and deep in their self-imposed matrix.

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>>18215028
no you

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>>18214904
>>18214318
Twap is Yamada's oshit. Soon she will introduce her to slavic apex champs. The russians are coming for your oshit.

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>>18214318
I searched all of twaps roommate twitter and old nnd stuff and found no evidence of relationships. Ayame rrats are just that she played league with pros or something, nothing else. There is no evidence that Aki and Fbk are married, sure they are old enough, but still no evidence. The asmr girls do pretty cam whore shit i guess but still, no evidence of relationships. They could all be having sex, who knows.
Rushia is just the worst at opsec, the rest hide it well.
I would just try not to think about it, it's weird to overthink it.

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>>18214904
I mean, the alternative story they gave is actually WORSE than if she didn't have a bf.
She chased the twink's ass, and he friendzoned her? Yea that's actually even more depressing to hear.

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>>18214318
towa is a pornstar or has a boyfriend?

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>>18215071
It's okay the nijifags are also pathetic but in the other direction, like when they thought finana was a stacy because she constantly talked about dicks but she's actually just a school dropout who orders sex toys and shames her father by not showering for days.

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>>18215117
Yeah aika, search her up

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>>18215125
thats hot

I can fix her

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>>18215112
she use all your superchat to chasing celebrity

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>>18215125
no you

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ogey

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>>18215222
Hey, I don't superchat, not even my oshi. I just find that one story paints Rushia as a lying, manipulative women who strung her viewers along, and the other story is of a sad, lonely menhera who, knowing her faceless chat would forever remain that, tried and failed to land mafu and is likely to remain menhera and alone at this rate.

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>>18215378
no one can explain >>18214296
so I think it's the latter

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>>18215378
>and the other story is of a sad, lonely menhera who, knowing her faceless chat would forever remain that, tried and failed to land mafu and is likely to remain menhera and alone at this rate.
>literal multimillionaire
>acting like she couldn't tie down some high quality dick literally whenever she wanted

lol

lmao

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>>18215515
thats a gay thing to type out

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>>18215559
cope until rope my friend

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>>18214296
>>18215112
>>18215222
>>18215378
>>18215433
can't you retards read? I dont care about the rushia drama its getting stale, rratpost about other holomems

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>>18215515
You'd be surprised at how utterly broken some people can end up even with all the money in the world.
Not saying that she couldn't do it and didn't have the means, but you're approaching this logically, whereas people easily trap themselves into cages of emotion.

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>>18215191
Doxfagging is hard, spoonfeed plz

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>>18215117
Pornstars have boyfriends and husbands

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>>18215582
No!
You're not the boss of me, you're going to get more rushia rrats and you're going to CHOKE on them!.

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>>18215582
no you

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>>18215600
>You'd be surprised at how utterly broken some people can end up even with all the money in the world.
Tell me more, professor anon, about how rich attractive women have issues finding a partner.

even if this shit goes full blown nuclear, the worse case for her is she never works a day in her life and celebrates by hopping on every thick cock in a 50 mile radius .

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>>18215729
gay

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>>18215582
Akirose has a son and is fit like a fucking gorilla IRL.
Miko's surgery last year really was maternity leave.
Mio has been happily married for 10 years.
Marine has tried being a hooker IRL but always got passed up for the younger girls.
Matsuri is not legally allowed within 100 meters of a school.

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>>18215582
>fandead diversion thread
you couldnt have made it any less obvious, retard

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>>18215087
If a woman has 4+/10 looks, shes getting seggs

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>>18215903
>Miko's surgery last year really was maternity leave.
Anonymous, it's 2022. It was not last year. Also that entire six months was fucking insufferable.

>>18215636
Spoonfeeding is why /vt/ went to shit compared to /jp/. Do your reps.

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>>18215073
She already introduced her to me
Am teaching her how to play Apex right now as I'm clapping her ass

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>>18215940
Chammers...

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>>18215903
Aki, Mio, Sora and Fubuki are verifiably older so tards literally assume we live in the 1950s and all older women are married. If no one links you to their previous identity just assume they are bullshitting.

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>>18214168
good riddance. Long live the non-unicorns (regular people)

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>>18215903
>Akirose has a son and is fit like a fucking gorilla IRL
>Miko's surgery last year really was maternity leave
>Mio has been happily married for 10 years
Wholesome

>Marine has tried being a hooker IRL but always got passed up for the younger girls
Sad

>Matsuri is not legally allowed within 100 meters of a school
The only one I actually am tempted to 100% believe

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>>18216230
it was just a bad picture, from a bad angle.

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>>18215921
no this board is flooded with rushia threads and its getting stale

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>>18215903
how can miko have maternity leave if she's a gay lesbian that tried to rape pekora?

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>>18216369
It's japan retard. Of course they are married or divorced.

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>>18216507
Because she got pregnant from Pekora's massive futa cock

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>>18215729
This is true. Rich people are always happy 100%

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>>18216507
Bekora is actually a mtf who had breast implants added but kept the dick. When Miko raped Pekora she got pregnant. Duh.

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>>18215117
>towa is a pornstar
Is this why she's unafraid to lewd herself?

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>>18214904
Damn this one actually hit the hardest for me. Which of the hologirls usually hang out with her

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>>18214168
Uh, chimposting is ascending to ryona now

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>>18214168
Sora: Is Yagoo's daughter
Roboco: Is Yagoo
Miko: Has a baby
Suisei: Is actually an ugly russian
AzKi: Is married
Fubuki: Was depressed for a while because she got cucked by Oga
Matsuri: Has a boyfriend
Aki: Is married
Haachama: Is half pinoy
Mel: Used to post on 4chan back in 2020
Aqua: Hired a gigolo despite not being able to order a venti on starbucks. Is a Chinese spy.
Shion: Is fat
Choco: Rivals the CEO of SEX in body count
Subaru: is real
Ayame: Does enjo kosai on the side
Korone: is a 37 year old divorcee with children.
Okayu: Was groomed by Korone.
Mio: Is unironically a witch who can predict the future.
Marine: Was about to get married but got cheated on
Noel: Got raped by her father
Flare: Has a past so dark she deleted everything
Pekora: Dates Jun
Towa: Got fucked on stream by her bandmates who were playing APEX
Luna: Is actually dating Kanzaki Hiro
Kanata: Is actually a ftm tranny
Coco: Is kson
Watame: Has enough pull at Cover to graduate anyone
Lamy: Is a yakuza princess
Botan: Does drugs
Nene: Intentionally sabotaged Aloe for being a whore.
Aloe: Is a virgin larping.
Polka: Actually cucked Kiara out of being part of JP

I made some stuff up but you'll never be able to tell what, that is the nature of a rrat.

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>>18217241
>Actually cucked Kiara out of being part of JP
Based Polka.

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>>18216769
She visits the KanaCoco house a lot.
There is no way they knew.
She could tell them directly, and they are such dense dorks that it wouldn't register.

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>>18217241
Everything else is believable, but this:
>Coco: Is kson
This is obviously bullshit.

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>>18217484
girls are a different species bro, they talk about everything with each other.
>KanaCoco
So they're red flag for me

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>>18217241
>coco is kson
holy mother of fake rrat

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>>18214680
fuck off bird kunt

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>>18217241
>nene: intentionally sabotaged Aloe for being a whore.
???

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>>18217241
So Choco is a virgin?

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>>18217951
>>/jp/thread/S25560801#p25562362

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>>18217241
>Coco: Is kson
Anon, that's too far out there to be real. Take your meds.

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>>18217979
Only if anal doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

The chuuba streaming
collecting supas in the chat
The simps are coping
seeking love despite their fat

Just like the gachikoi
blindly emptying my card
I try to justify
all the yabs that have occurred

"This rrat is four years old
but the wishes of the anti can't be controlled
This rrat is four years old
but the wishes of the anti can't be controlled"

Posting on /vt/
Tears trickle down my face
Without a janny
The schizo knows no disgrace

Outside this hellhole
My oshi rises still
Cover is calling to all cucks who bend their will
Here I am
Simping and coping
Waiting to hear my donation

All alone
Invisible Anon
Posting of cuckbeat deflection

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>>18215903
>Miko's surgery last year really was maternity leave.
yeah and now thats her litle sister

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>>18214168
the only rrat you should care about is bae. seek help.

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>>18217241
>Nene: Intentionally sabotaged Aloe for being a whore.
has definetly a BF, she never streams on holydays.
>Luna: Is actually dating Kanzaki Hiro
even IF Luna wanted to, i believe much more on Kanzaki Hiro seeing her are just his daughter that he always supported

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>>18219688
>has definetly a BF
you mean like literally every single one of them do?
are we seriously gonna pretend that's not the case even after recent events? lmao

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>>18219688
Nene's roommate is hot, I can absolutely believe this.

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>>18219688
>Luna
>daughter

dude she's past 40

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>>18219875
that mafumafu shit was an older story than hololive itself

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>>18216507
>tried

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>>18220017
and? you think that none of the others have a similar situation? you think that even if they don't it changes what I said at all.

don't delude yourself any longer. none of these women are going without dick.

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>>18217979
yes, her aging pussy is aching for that BIG FOREIGNER COCK
IM GONNA SAVE HER

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>>18215433
The explanation is complacency and mild arousal about skirting the danger of being found out. Remember that ayylmao called her "mi-chan" while messaging to her work account, in the middle of her stream.

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>>18215378

That's exactly the thing cover damage control folks wanted you to believe when buying out korekore. Lonely broken girl is a prime superchat target. Funny that they seem to have succeeded, I thought people have more than two braincells and can put known facts together to dispel the bullshit.

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>>18221677
>when buying out korekore
lmfao eop's are a riot

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>>18218018
Fuck off, seriously what is wrong with you. Why would you even have that link after so long? Mental illness?
Suck down grass or whatever.

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>>18221772
>Tourist has never used the archive nor a search engine
Shocking.

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>>18221849
Mental illness

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>>18221882
Yeah that's what you have if you think people "save links" for years instead of searching for keywords. Reroll your IQ with a bullet.

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>>18221772
>master1200
Not knowing how to use the archive is bad enough, but not knowing how to save images is just fucking pathetic.

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>>18221739
Oh right, he 180d his narrative in a day just because he's a dramafag, how could I possibly forget that.

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>>18221882
>Resorting to insults.
Concession accepted.

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>>18222017
So you didn't even watch either video.
If Cover bought Korekore then they must have paid the bare minimum because she still looks like complete shit after he """"""180d his narrative""""".

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>>18217241
>Luna: Is actually dating Kanzaki Hiro
impossible unless shes actually his sister

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>>18221849
I don't know what that is
>>18222004
This too

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>>18222129
>Lonely broken girl is a prime superchat target.
Simple as. Watch her drown in money again next stream.

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>>18222435
>lonely broken girl
>has a bf and lied about it for 5 years
What else could she have been lying about? The entire persona is in question now.

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>>18214680
Yeah my oshi is a divorcee wine aunt with a kid, anon

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>>18217979
Choco's talked about going on dates before... her roommate also was still doing fan meetups into 2020

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>>18222628
She's very familiar with thepachinko

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>>18218439
Somebody Vocaroo this

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>>18222540
Whales won't care, they have a semi-believable that also tickles their spending instincts.

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>>18217470
Taking the polkapill is the best thing you can do in hololive fandom

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>>18220118
>none of these women are going without dick.
Richard’s a nice guy. I’m sure it’s fine

[Anonymous No.]

An ogey for your rrat.
https://files.catbox.moe/feddr9.mp3

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>>18214168
Fucking nijinigger tryana to repeat aloe situation. Seriously kill yourself

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>>18222819
nah they care a decent amount. What this is... is a slight against them. They have the power. And they care.

t. whale

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>>18222932
What's going on in this audio?

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>>18222628
>that spoiler
So, what typically goes on in those? Like those Chinese ones I remember being shitposted about?

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>>18216423
Chammers please, coping isn't good for you

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>>18217241
>Subaru: is real
Yeah no

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>>18223567
Keep listening.

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>>18214168
>that pic
>open up his twitter
>literally an ironic weeb whose entire timeline consists of wojak posts and chadface edits with zero vtuber posts beyond that post
I didn't think I could hate twitter faggots more than I already did.