/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Which Holo do you unironically believe you could have a chance with?

[Anonymous No.]

None, since I'm a married man. married to Korone. She's lovely and a real treasure. Be nice to her, she deserves it

[in all fields No.]

unironically anya

[Anonymous No.]

I'm white and Ina sounds asian-american, so maybe her

[Anonymous No.]

None because I'm too old for them and don't have money.

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>>1871210
Ame, she’s like a 4/10 in real life and lives kinda dumpy

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>>1871210
Realistically, Matsuri. Both of us are desperate enough that it'll look like a match made in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, maybe. Or Pekora, if I magically become a nip

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>>1871210
Bubba

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>>1871210
polka or botan fat chicks have low self esteem

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>>1871210
Which ones are confirmed to have white fever and crave BWC?

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>>1871210
None, I'm a literal eunuch for reasons unrelated to this conversation.
If I weren't, I'd like to believe I have a chance with-
-oh wait, you said holo. Nah, I don't want to get with any of the holos and the homos aren't my type either.

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>>1871210
Polka. She's codependent enough that she'd probably latch on to a man that shows her affection like a facehugger.

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>>1871210
Ina, prob

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>>1871210
Probably Ina, maybe bond on a random mmo or mobage but i doubt her parents would approve of me.

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>>1871387
>Botan
>fat
She's has a thick face, one might use the term plump, but calling her fat is false and I will not stand for this propaganda

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>>1871387
I might be out of the loop, but i though Botan had lost a lot of weight

[Anonymous No.]

Nene. I’d just click my tongue at her and then pick her up and walk off with her. She’s be into that.

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>>1871422
>eunuch
Explain

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>>1871565
Yeah I dunno what world anon's living in but Botan isn't fat

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>>1871576
You see anon, when a man and a hip height mounted auger love each other very much...

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>>1871210
If she is drunk enough maybe lamy-chan

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>>1871648
Do you still have your full dick, and it's just your balls that don't work? Do you get test shots to make up for it?

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>>1871210
My fathers family has a history of ending up with Koreans, I don’t need to do anything Ina will come to me after I divorce Ame

[Anonymous No.]

Marine easily

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Prolly Aqua, same vibe as my ex and, hopefully, without being so obnoxious so often that she's my ex because of it.

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>>1871210
My Mori if I could ever stop being a pyschpath.

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>>1871576
a lot of bad luck and worse decisions led me to this point, but the tl;dr is botched surgery

>>1871565
>>1871607
Botan isn't fat, she's just old and has a butterface none of which are bad things

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>>1871210
My dick says Noel, my gut says Ame, my brain says Ina, but my heart says Choco.

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I'm reasonably tall and muscular white guy with extremely crippling autism so either all of them or none of them

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>>1871857
Your ex was a shut in who barely speaks?

[Anonymous No.]

Suisei or Coco

[Anonymous No.]

Marine because I am in fact an overseas sexy guy.

>Then why are you here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r_qd2yxIsM

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Matsuri is the female version of your regular anon. A desperate menhera virgin that will take any chance to have sex

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>>1872002
Not so extreme, but she had like 1 real life friend. Was super shy and introvert, even online she had trouble making friends. That type of girl.

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None of them

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>>1872084
Was she at least cute?

[Anonymous No.]

Probably a few because I've been told I'm mature, somewhat good looking, and I'm apparently funny. But the bad voices in my head tell me they'd probably just laugh behind my back and be repulsed by me, so I'd never try

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was as confident as the anons that are actually responding.

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>>1871210
I’m a black guy with an exceptional size penis so I’m sure Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

0. The odds you run into any of them (without being a stalker) are very low. I also doubt you can YouTube chat or even worse, supachat, into her pants.

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>>1872112
Not the prettiest in the world but can definitively catch your eye if you cross her.

Aqua is an extreme version of her. More shy, more introvert, cuter, better at games. Probably even clingier too if that's possible.

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EOP, so that shortens my options considerably.

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>>1871411
suisei
you just know

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>>1871210
Unironically Gura. I too grew up rural farm. I would give Ame a shot, but I think she's probably into knots and bad dragon shit, and is probably crazy stretched out. Just hotdog down a hallway situation. Out of JP I'd say Noel and Marine.

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None. Women aren't into bald men.

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>>1871210
to be honest im starting to think im asexual
i just cant find people i like in romantic way

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>>1872746
you would be surprised

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>>1871210
I unironically think Pekora and I could hit it off really well.

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>>1871901
You got the transgender surgery but then detransed?

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>>1872906
that or penis enlargement or wild card option he suffered massive damage to his groin via doing dumb shit in collage or just dumb shit like drinking while doing dangerous shit and get his dick destroyed

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>>1871210
Maybe Miko if the lesbian rratis true. She has a considerate, but goofy disposition and I think we would have a lot of fun together.

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>>1871210
anyone who would be okay with a hikkineet

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>>1873001
ill give the benifit of the doubt and say your a femanon but lets be honest the lesbain rrats are either over blown or its gay for job security

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>>1873190
Don't think so, not all of them show interest in other girls and some even explicitly said the type of guy they like

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>>1871210
I want to help raise miko baby elite

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>>1873140
Most of them are hikki though. Granted, as a hikki myself, I wouldn’t want anyone like me to be my significant other.

[Anonymous No.]

All I have to do is defeat her in fair combat

[Anonymous No.]

None. I'm an incel. I've already taken the blackpill and acknowledged it's over for me

[Anonymous No.]

so many saying Ina in this thread, do takodachis really think she is that easy?

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>>1872148
The trick is to cultivate a humiliation fetish - that way your inner demons will either give you a good time, or they'll abandon you like my dad did

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>>1874172
good point

[Anonymous No.]

Probably Mori.

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>>1874282
That's a tough cookie to crack

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara

I'm calli

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>>1874282
>tfw literally 181.5cm tall, thus just barely pip-squeeking into manlet status
Still gonna make it

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>>1874318
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

The one that is fattest, ugliest and most mentally ill irl.

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>>1874397
Glad you think you can date your oishi

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>>1871210
ollie, because not only am I an indog but if the rrats are true i'm in the same area as her

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>>1874315
Assuming it's true as to what kind of guy she likes, she'd probably be the best chance for me out of all the holos, not that it would be a very good chance. I don't think any of the JP holos would give me the time of day, I don't know about the ID ones, Kiara's probably lesbian, and I doubt I'd be Gura or Watson's type. Ina would probably be the other one I could have a chance with, but hard to say cause she's kind of an enigma.

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>>1873798
good luck anon

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>>1871320
She's probably the only tuber I expect to make a skin suit of a fan than the other way around.

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>>1874338
nice try anon but I'm 179 hopefully you're fine with just watching us

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>>1871210
beatrice is trans

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>>1871387
Okayu is a tub of lard but she seems confident and easy going enough not to be a mental wreck like most Michelin men.

[Anonymous No.]

None, unless one of them is a christmas cake. Many of them are too young sounding to be wife options, like Luna.

[Anonymous No.]

All I have to do is cook her something that doesn't come out of a box or crawl on the floor

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>>1874338
>>1874808
Anons, I'm so sorry...
170cm

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>>1874808
wait, so anything below 180 is considered a manlet?
>tfw 174 so I have a chance with mori now

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>>1872189
Jewish hands typed this.

[Anonymous No.]

Nene. Big shoes win here.

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>>1872189
Shalom

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>>1874911
I got the best chance so far. I'm 167cm.

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>>1874831
Luna should be 27 or 28 this year tho

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>>1874808
I'm 189 move aside manlet

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>>1872189
Sorry, but when holos talk about overseas sexy guys they think of Chris Hemsworth, not incels or niggers

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>>1875050
Godspeed you tiny son of a bitch

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>>1875173
>he doesn't know we're all posting from the Chris Hemsworth lookalike convention

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>>1875115
Hmm...

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>>1875173
this

[Anonymous No.]

Probably Ollie since she seems horny for any guy

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>>1875254
she's yagoosexual, don't be fooled

[Anonymous No.]

Mori (not very smart, simpish tendencies, and easy to manipulate) or Gura (similar high intelligence and weird personality would be appreciated) if I randomly happened to meet them in real life. Impossible or nearly so to transition from online fan to real world though.

Couldn’t crack Ina, she’s too tough. Probably wouldn’t get on with Ame due to clashing personalities. Kiara is too close to sociopathic for any of my charm or manipulation to impact.

Any IN, very easily, in exchange for first world citizenship. No JP because Japanese women are generally scared and disgusted by me.

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>>1871291
Marine is into older men and so is Fubuki.
Botan and Korone are older ladies so you should be good unless you're old enough to have grandkids in high school or something.

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>>1875173
Kek, get a load of this guy. Unless you’re a fat ass with no social skills you could fuck any girl in Japan.

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>>1874820
who?

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>>1875244
>he hasn't recieved his chis hemsworth serum yet because the EU said it could cause blood clots

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>>1874917
If you're under 6 feet, like me, you're a manlet

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>>1875173
They'd take a Will Smith over some smelly white weeb that cooms in jars every time. The Anglo racial buff isn't as strong as you'd think. Ask Kiara.

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>>1875271
>Mori
>not very smart
>Gura
>high intelligence

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>>1875424
>6 feet = 182.88cm
why do you guys have to make things so complicated

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>>1875506
>>1875506
nice try retardchama but kiara is european which makes her abnormally attracted to darkskins

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>>1875567
Please excuse anon, you have to understand that people who think they can easily manipulate women tend not to be that bright.

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>>1871576
He watches vtubers

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>>1875584
You're the ones over complicating shit with three digit numbers when one does the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>/vt/ is unironically delusional and has 0 self-awareness
This shit is too funny

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>>1875506
>he doesn’t know

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>>1875506
>he actually doesnt know
should I tell him?

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>>1871560
>cope nigger
She’s big dude.

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>>1876695
Imperial units suck nigger dicks for anything that isnt measuring people's height and even then metric is still better. Trying to make sense out of your mutt gibberish when I gotta deal with imported shit for industrial purposes is like getting sounded without anesthesia.

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I'm wishing for Matsuri but realistically, it's probably Moona

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>>1871210
My oshi.

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>>1876902
>>1876948
>they fell for the meme

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>>1872189
>he thinks asians like niggers.
Guess again.

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>>1871210
Hell even Risu will never date me.

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>>1872746
Women fuckin love bald men what’re you on

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>>1877053
As someone who’s literally lived in Japan, you are legitimately wrong. Don’t get your information from this board.

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>>1877073
Not in Japan. So much so that calling someone a baldie is one of the strongest insults in japanese.

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>>1871210
>failed the genetic lottery on my father's side who has Spanish linage, didn't inherit their height
>failed the genetic lottery on my mother's side who has Japanese linage, 70% of my cousins got lucky on that one
>pretty much a retard who is slightly taller than most of my SeaNigger brethren.
>I'm a SeaNigger

If anything, the last part is the main reason I believe that I really have no chance with anyone even with ID members.

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>>1877119
Okayu has said she doesn’t care for looks so there’s that.

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>>1877095
As someone that has lived literally anywhere, your are legitimately wrong. Don’t get your information from porn.

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>>1877196
Not everyone is ugly like you man.

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>>1871248
Did you buy her that fridge yet?

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>>1877140
yeah, but I'll doubt she'd date a retarded seanigger

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>>1876695
retardchama I really hope you don't believe the imperial system is good for anything. But again, after your comment I can believe anyone who defends it has the mental capacity of a downie

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>>1874827
how does she do it? I imagine most fats have either a complex about their weight, menhera tendencies, or self-esteem issues. But for cat, she's super chill and confident.

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>>1877095
As someone who's actually asian living in Asia, I have bad news for you. They're only being nice for you because you're gaijin

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>>1877348
this

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>>1877348
>being nice
Japan’s hospitality is fucking people? Based.

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>>1877375
If your only interaction with Japanese women are prostitutes then yes

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua probably. I would be a great tardwrangler BF for her and make sure she takes care of herself

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>>1872746
Nah, women aren’t BALDING men. So many men get their game killed because of male pattern baldness til they shave it off all the way and rock the chrome dome. It’s all or nothing really - you either have hair or you have none. Women like men who are (totally) bald, trust me man.

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>>1875506
Based.

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>>1877375
hikkichama please...

[Anonymous No.]

Why are shut-in hikkis pretending they know anything about women in this thread?

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>>1877095
as a chink, my family and all other families i know dislike black people. They actively push for relationships with white people though.

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>>1877454
I could have very well rammed your oshi and you will never know.

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>>1877476
they cope by pretending to be smart, understand society and how people work.
anonchamas, reject society, embrace isolation

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>>1877498
ogey, I'm not an incel

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>>1877095
I don’t know about Japan but my sister is obsessed with tall blacks.
t. Korean

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>>1872746
how old are you?

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>>1875290
You forgot the part that he has no money. No women and even less hags will settle for a broke man

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>>1877545
Japanon here. I can say with confidence that a lot of us think black people look and act like primitive gorillas. This is because we rarely see foreigners around here outside of tourist seasons, so many of us just form opinions on overseas people based on what we see on TV and the news. Due to this, black people especially are generally disliked against since they're always on the news for some stupid crime.

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>>1877476
These shut in hikkis are the holos themselves (who all visit this board, except Risu), equal parts slagging off and lusting after their co workers
Source: I'm Risu

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>>1877664
please stream

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>>1877679
The more times you ask, the longer I'll put off my Yeb arc

[Anonymous No.]

After reading all the rrats about her, Noel

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>>1875506
>Anglo
Try an actual white group.

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>>1877829
>rrats
Like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1874687
>>1875588
Kiara is easy, I know it from first hand experience.
I also have pictures of her that I will not get out into public since that will most likely create a scandal.

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>>1871210
As a guy that attracts the mentally il Hachama / hatto

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>>1877939
shut the fuck up mori

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>>1875271
You come off as much more sociopathic than Kiara and I'm not even KFP

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>>1871210
Hitomi Chris

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>>1877980
I am serious
Ein kleiner hint ist zB dass ich auch deutsch spreche und kein larper bin

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>>1875271
>manipulate
Why would you do that in the first place?

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>>1878083
and how did you obtain those alleged pictures

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>>1878112
From before her hololive times, she sent them to me. I am actually shaking, because I literally have power over a person with this.

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>>1875290
Marine is not into older men. Her time at a black company showed her how older guys who hunt for younger girls will cheat constantly as their wives get older. She stated that she doesn't trust an older guy to stay faithful to her.

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>>1878202
she shouldn’t expect younger man to either

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>>1878083
Pics or it didn't happen

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>>1878289
I can't send them now. Also I don't have a reason to send them, she is depressed enough already lol

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>>1878236
Sure, but her experiences are limited to the old scumbags at her shitty corpo job, where she was protected by all the old women who worked with her.

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>>1878447
Then why bring it up except to attention whore?

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>>1876902
>>1876948
I know Chicken has been blackened but when I hear Holos, I tend to think of the JPs, not EN. My point is how many Japanese guys do you think Kiara has gotten with in all her time in Japan? I doubt it's more than one though I'm sure she's tried to bed many more.

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>>1878473
Just so you know whenever you see "interesting" pics of her you will know that anon from that one thread delivered

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>>1878484
Firmly believe she only dines on the finest japanese box

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>>1878524
Even if you're not completely bullshitting us, you're being so vague that no one would remember you if there's some yab dox in a few months. Put up or shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1878484
>Chicken has been blackened
Stop this rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>1878549
Do you even know who she is in real life? Or her ins at least

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>>1872148
If you're not a shota I highly doubt Pochi is interested.

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>>1878558
I know who she is and what she's done. You were insinuating that you had new shit, which I don't have reason to believe.

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>>1878595
I have though, I will post a small crop of a picture, but it probably wont be convincing since she has a patreon

[Anonymous No.]

ina

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>>1878638
take your meds and stop acting like an autistic goblin and people might actually talk to you irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>1878638
Just do it you fucking kraut

[Anonymous No.]

>>1878638
Do it.

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>>1878657
>>1878660
>>1878674

Here you go you degenerates, it doesn't say much, but if you are disgusting stalkers you won't find a match to this crop

[Anonymous No.]

>>1878694
Yeah you're bullshitting us

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>>1878704
Good, it's better that u don't believe me for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>1878694
Have any with her mouth open? Her teeth are very distinguishable

[Anonymous No.]

>>1878724
Looking closer the lips/jaw/chin are similar but I can't quite tell. Either way her having a patreon is old news.

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>>1878731
No, I don't I just have two pictures, but from her moles you can see it is her there. They reveal too much though
>>1878760
This picture isn't from her patreon of course

[Anonymous No.]

not a one

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>>1875271
>Probably wouldn’t get on with Ame due to clashing personalities.

... but anon, that’s what it’s all about with Ame! Imagine, you get to have steamy hot angry sex with her after you have a little spat. Just imagine her warm silky pale soft skin touching against yours. For me, I always imagine I’m right behind her, her nice butt pressing against my pelvis, my penis deep in her tummy. At that point I’d would cum, but if it’s Ame, never, not until she starts squirting.

“Hurry up you big dummy!” She’d day as I grip her soft hips, the fat of her hips would make it all the better to feel, for when a girl has fat hips, her butt is surely just as fat, and it is. To feel her squishy butt against me as my penis is pumping in and out of her detective pussy would just what would make me die happy.

“You better not cum in me! She’d growl, but I wouldn’t care, her big nice hips and soft butt were made to be pumped from behind until she gets sperm pumped right inside of her womb. I’d thrust and thrust, her moans growing ever louder with each force and impact I pound into her. Eventually, she starts pushing against me, she takes my warm erect penis, pushing against the bed harder and harder til I can’t pull out, she knows what I like, and she knows what she wants. She desperately wants to have my semen deep within her, so she makes she that I can’t escape or pullout because she knows how weak I am to her pussy, especially when she’s in heat and her womb demands my sperm. I cum inside, forcing myself to be inside her each slight move of our sweaty bodies makes my cock tingle with sensation as I’m pumping my Sperm from my testicles.

“Ohhh yeah. That’s the spot,” she wheezes.

“Ame, I’m done.” I tell her, “no your not!” She bites back with ferocity. The cum half spilt from her insides, she brings her ass forward and slams it right into my pelvis again, my sensitive cock is becoming over stimulated as she’s gripping it with her tight detective pussy, draining the last few drops of my balls, she keeps going slamming back and forth slower than before. She knows that I cum even more after the first time.

“Ame, please.” “SHUT UP!” She slams harder. I angered her, she gets more fierce with each slam, I finally am about to cum as the two pump chump I am.

“Ame! I’m cumming!” “Ok, give it here,” she finally slows down, my warm penis erect as ever, starts squirting a second time inside her detective pussy. My penis drained, I fall back down, about to pass out, until she climbs on top of me, she looks into my eyes and smiles. She says: “round three?” The night never ends after that. We engage in the sweatiest sex imaginable until we both pass out from exhaustion.

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>>1878768
You're gonna get banned anyway dude just post them

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>>1871210
Probably Ame. She's into ska, so we at least have that in common.
Gura comes across as the girl you probably could/should have dated in high school, but you were too hung up on Stacy to give her a chance. You probably even joined in bullying her.

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>>1873228
Flare is kinda gay.

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>>1874604
Go get that crazy, hyperactive, adhd-riddled pussy you dumb seanigger. I'll be rooting for you!

[Anonymous No.]

None of them
T.ook his meds

[Anonymous No.]

All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>1871210
Haachama/Red-kun

[Anonymous No.]

I probably couldn't land any of them. I am way too introverted to be having a relationship with a public figure

[Anonymous No.]

the cat will become my children's mom
screencap this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1877621
What about those few black tv celebrities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1875050
I am 163cm so i beat you on this race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1871210
>>1871210
Well I believe there's no limit to what I could achieve.

But If I don't even know things like what they smell like, it's hard to even say who is more attractive.

The easiest(for relationship) would probably be Mio. You can tell she wants to be a mum and time is running out. I don't know if that would be fun though.

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>>1882298
>Switches voices and starts calling you a fag while you're fucking her
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>1877664
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>1877621
Trust me your initial judgment isn't far off

[Anonymous No.]

>>1871411
All of em.

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>>1871210
I think Matsuri and Nene because I'd go full tsundere on them even if I actually care for them.

[Anonymous No.]

None I'm very unattractive and too tall for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1871210
none

[Anonymous No.]

>>1871210
Lumi because she's the only Finnish one I know.

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>>1871210
>6/10 face
>obese
>tall
>+average but below AA average dick
>nig
>lazy half-asser
I could maybe get with Choco because I am better than her other exs but she honestly deserves better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1884302
>obese
>tall
You could have a chance with Snuffy, but she'd probably prefer a bigger dick desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1871210
lofi

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>>1877621
I remember messing around with a bunch of “”tutoring”” apps year ago and a bunch of sporty Japanese girls really just talked to me because they assuned I was sporty like them due to being black and wanted to hang out

[Anonymous No.]

Most of them d e s u; I look decent, am not NEET or socially awkward, and have never really had any trouble with women. The only one I can think of that for sure wouldn't work is Mori because I'm too tall and I don't get along well with workaholic types.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 160cm so mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>1884710
does she like manlets or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1886033
She mentioned that she prefers guys slightly shorter than herself, which means us 5'11" kings finally have a chance

[Anonymous No.]

Probably all of them but Korone might put up a good fight. I could keep her on the outside and whittle her down over time and probably score a tko in the second at the latest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1886143
>Korone might put up a good fight.
what makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1886153
didn't she box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1886033
No, Mori herself killed that rrat already. She likes confidence above everything. I'm 181 and I will be sweeping Mori off her feet within the next four years

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Polka because she unlocked my fetish for fat women with seductive voice which she is the only one to posses

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>>1886143
Nah, she's a great boxer at best. Keeping her on the outside is what she really wants and eventually it is the final round and you are gassed while she is still scoring punches against you. Remember her stamina is stupidly high

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>>1886153

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>>1877545
koreans are honorary american white so you don't count

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>>1884526
What’s the app(s) called?

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>>1872189
vshojo might be more your speed

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>>1886214
see that's the thing, I'm usually an infighter so if she tries to close in she won't be expecting the big hooks to land and that's where the big damage will come from

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>>1886214
Korone as an experienced boxer should know how to counter your hooks with check hooks of her own. At best as an in-fighter you should just focus on boxing and targeting the body

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>>1886480 reply meant for >>1886359

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>>1871210
I say Botan
I would love to get rough with her

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>>1872189
Kiara

>>1886338
Only Silver or Melody.

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>>1884302
>>1884374
If you can land a good paying job, you'd have a chance with almost any JP girl with any agency. "Fat Ugly Bastard" is one of those tropes that is exaggerating reality, and Japanese girls culture at large prizes confidence and stability over attractiveness.

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>>1871210
My oshi of course. Why would I waste time thinking about other women?

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>>1886650
and who is your oshi

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>>1886673

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>>1884374
>>1886607
Maybe, but I don't want to turn my oshi into a gold digger.

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>>1886480
very true, I'm not used to being taller than people I'm fighting against

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>>1871210
From a purely mathematical standpoint Risu because she comes here.

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>>1886774
Patrician tastes

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>>1874282
Are you black?

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Not my oshi but I think I've got a chance with her

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I'm literally a poor almost-crippled guy so probably none of them. One of my legs is just giving out so I'm in bed more often than not.

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>>1886885
Mori likes asian manlets. Kiara is the coal burner.

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>>1886806
Being not that tall is actually an advantage because you can easily slip punches and counter your own hooks to the body

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>>1886951
just try for whichever ones have big maternal instincts and let nightingale effect set in

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Despite being 5ft 10 inches I've been told I have manlet energy because of my wide shoulders, but I'm not Asian so mori is out of the window anyway. Unless ina has white fever I think I'm screwed.

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>>1887185
I'm built exactly like that too bro, if you're white with blue eyes like me then you have a chance with most asian girls.

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>>1887185
wide shoulders are good, develop your back and traps

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None of them. As goes for the rest of you really. The only thing we have in common with our oshis is the autistic levels of zeal over nerdy shit, and if any of them wanted a nerd lover there's millions of them available among their very own locals who both speak their language AND grew up in the same culture.

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As a 6,3, reasonably in shape white man, I would have a chance with any of the JP holos who were open to race mixing.
I'm sure some of the Holo ID girls would marry for a green card.

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What do you mean "believe" I could have a chance with? Lamy told me she's my girlfriend live on stream, she was looking right at me anon !!!

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>>1886331
it was like hellotalk or some shit, last I saw they regulated the fuck out of it because people as I pointed just used it as a way to get foreigner relationships from all over instead of actually learning languages

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>>1877449
>It’s all or nothing really - you either have hair or you have none
As someone who started going bald at 25 and was bald by 26 I can confirm this. Most girls don't care so long as you go fully shaved. Right now though I've just been making do with a hat when I go out since I cut the back of my head shaving a few days ago.

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>>1887622
do you at least have some facial hair to compensate?

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Probably none. I'm in my mid 30s and they are like what? 20 -25? Yeah

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>>1887542
I mean getting into this community I realised I don't like anime or games anywhere near as much as I thought.

You seem to not be optimistic, just because it's too late to become the world's best at something doesn't mean you can't be exceptional at anything you pursue.

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I am a pathetic retard with no qualifications, no money, no good looks, who spends his entire day on 4chan and youtube and posting on a vtuber board discussing virtual girls from Japan. Who the fuck would even love me in real life? I am just content in knowing love actually exists, but it pains me to know that I will never experience it.

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>>1871210
my oshi of course

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>>1887639
Yes

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>>1887639
>tfw love my beard
>area around the lover lip and chin start going bald

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>>1871411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw7w--2TRMI
Matsuri and it's not even a question.

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Calli because 1) I already managed to fornicate with a girl who looked pretty similar to her roommate and 2) I just can't flirt with Asian girls. I idolize them too much and can't have confidence in their presence.

Also probably Kiara because I'm G*rman and she's damaged enough to do stupid things when the timing is right. Not that I wanted though, there's plenty of other mentally fucked up Austrian girls on the internet to satisfy my demand.

Also maybe Iofi, I don't really know why though. Also 2) doesn't apply to cute SEAmonkeys.

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>>1871411
Definitely Fubuki.
https://youtu.be/ihsr2X6VREw

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>>1888220
To try and help you out with the Asian thing, the Japanese have the worst breath in the world and they dont use strong deodorants

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>>1888268
they also dont tend to emit foul body odor

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>>1888268
Sadly I've already lived in Japan for a year and didn't get close enough to one of them to experience the smell of her breath, despite joining several karaoke evenings.

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>>1877607
25. Started balding in my teens. I tried everything from fully shaved to ignoring it but nothing has worked for me. Maybe 3 or 4 matches that dont go anywhere/year of online dating and in person I get told old for being ugly. Some of the nicer comments I get are along the lines that I'd be attractive if I had a full head of hair

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>>1871210
Whyd i want to date these crippling autist?

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>>1888348
>told old
Told off*

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>>1871411
Coco, Haato, and the EN girls, but that's because of familiarity. As for the JP girls, Sora, Suisei, and Fubuki would be the most likely.

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Im a fit manlet with a girly face. Im social and can be assertive. I think i could have a chance with Matsuri, Marine, Suisei, Calli, Polka, Mio, Luna, rushia, Botan. Maybe Ame and Gura and Fubuking. But honestly no one knows how hard to get any of them are. Anyway ive had a group of Japanese tourist school girls fawn over me at my work. Not sure if it was because im a cute white guy or if they think all guys with my phenotype make them think of Justin Bieber. Anyway im already taken i just find it fun to speculate.

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>>1888348
Go full mode Kratos anon. Have confidence.

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>>1888394
broken girls are the best

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I tought I could use my 100% pure italian genes to seduce them, but the new wave of anti-italian twitter memes renders me powerless, tthe italian stallion is gone

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>>1871210
I'm a jack of all trades but a master of none. I can be supportive most of the time but I shut everyone out when I feel depressed. I've been called attractive a few times but it only happens when people see me at my best and I am ignored otherwise. I have trouble communicating my thoughts and feelings in conversation and any conversations that I do have usually die out very quickly because of this.

What brought me into the vtuber community unlike other forms of streaming was that much like anonymity on 4chan, the avatar provided a protective layer to your identity. It allows shy introverts to be themselves without as much judgement. I think that's why a lot of vtubers come from here. On the one hand people could be bullshitting you but on the other there's the very real community of people out there who use it to express themselves in ways they couldn't otherwise. I love that about them. I love how relatable they are, but it also worries me because of how relatable they are. They run into the same struggles many of us do and they overcame that and made something out of it. I haven't. I wish to, but I haven't and I don't know if I ever could. Knowing they overcame common struggles, makes them attractive to me but because of that I also know they deserve better. I look up to and admire them, fitting for the meaning of an idol, but I also know that idols live in a world of their own with their own issues. So for as much as I love these people, I can't see myself being with them. Their job is to bring love to those who need it the most but those who love the most also need love the most during their lowest times, and today is still a day that I don't think I can do that. All I can do is simply be there for them and that's what I'll continue to do.

>TL:DR I love them but I understand that I won't be enough for them.

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No one, I'm too ugly and autistic.

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>>1889204
that was very heartfelt but you just had to ruin it with a wojak

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>>1889204
good lord nobody cares you fucking faggot. get a blog or a diary.

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>>1871281
He doesn't know yet...

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>>1871281
one country higher

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>>1889914
>a fucking leaf

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>>1871210
I'm an EOP for the time being, which wipes out all JP Holos. I'd say Ame or Ollie would be my best shot. If this had been posted 5 months ago my answer would have been Artia though

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>>1871210
Whichever one is actually gay and not just pretending for views.

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>>1888006
She's only shocked that a penis is longer than her hand. Nowhere in the video did she mention that she wanted to be dicked by a bigger penis. 15 cm is only 5.9 inches and even mine is longer than that (an I'm korean. Fuck the the world penis size site. They got their details from a shitty study, which only measured flaccid length not fully erected length, which is what every penis size study measures).

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>>1890799
london...?

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>>1890593
YOU BELEB IT????

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>>1890822
I'm no expert on the penis study but it's clearly like tits to the average man. It doesn't really matter but bigger is nice.

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>>1890863
I absolutely beleb it. Tia and I would hit it off so hard, my brother.

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>>1889352
>>1889914
>>1890017
Oh god. I love Ina but none are spared.

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>>1872189
The only sexual thing Marine would want to see from you would be you getting railed by some other dude. I think she herself would rather get licked and sucked by girls rather than guys. I don't blame her, because I would also prefer only girls.

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>>1871210
Geographical wise, Gura.
Personality wise, Okayu or Aqua.

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Mano Aloe.

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>>1871210
>be medfag
>fantasize about one of them ending up in my hospital and I recognize them and we fall in love

In reality even if they happened to be my patient I probably wouldn’t recognize their real voice.

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>>1871320
Matuli might be a total menhera but she's still hot/cute so she surely has higher standards. Also a lolicon lesbian.

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>>1871210
None?
All women hate me, why vtubers would be different?

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>>1871387
I'm not so sure about it.
Maybe they have even higher standards.
I have too high standards for what I worth, so I have been along all my life.

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>>1891821
*alone

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>>1891762
But if I would be very lucky, I could have a chance with some older woman who has a calm and kind personality.
Maybe Aki? I'm not sure as I don't really watch her.
I'm more attracted to lolis like Miko or Rushia, or genki extroverts type like Kaichou, or even tsunderes like Haato.

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>>1889204
I hate how I now think of wojak as a reddit meme

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Realistically, nobody. But in the end, anyone. It's all about believing after all right?

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>>1892562
That's the spirit

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Marine. But only because she's desperate

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>>1886033
She mentions it every other stream, she just cannot contain her thirst. During her 1mill celebration she said she specifically likes the gap appeal of a short dude who is also a confident alpha. The future belongs to us manlets.

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>>1890959
Genital size is incredibly important. If you don't know what you're doing with it, it doesn't matter as much, but you'll get more done if you're even slightly competent.

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>>1890959
I'm no expert either, but I think women aren't atracted to penises themselves, certainly not the way men are turned on by the mere sight of a woman's parts, but rather to idea of what it represents (being cummed inside). So bigger=better.

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pekora, but i doubt she likes gaijins and instead she will laugh at me

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>>1892601
Thanks bro. If we try hard enough the chances in the limited physical realm increase, but even if it fails there is always our minds if they are strong enough. Either way we can all make in in at least one form of existence.

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>>1871210
appreciate the beatrice edit

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>>1871210
Probably like 50% of them

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>>1871411
Every Asian woman loves white cock

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>>1877483
As a guy who’s dated Chinese women the fact that they push for white relationships is exactly why their daughters end up dating black guys and they won’t learn that they’re continuing the cycle

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>>1871210
I think my personality matches to Nene the most and I’m also not bad looking so there wouldn’t be a problem, I’m confident enough not to make people feel sorry for me, the only thing I’m still a student meaning no money, I still have a lot of objectives in life thought. Realistically probably none of them, I don’t really feel like I could be in a relationship with any of them more like very good friends

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People have said that Pekora would definnitely never date a whitey but that is only based on her story of being yelled at by rude tourists.
Contrary to this theory, Pekora repeatedly stated how hot she thought Snake, Big Boss, and Raiden were. So, its possible she likes both grizzled white guys and pretty boys.

Anyway, TFW you will never have Pekora marvel at your mediocre Gaijiin cock.
>"6 inches? WAO WAO! Unbureevaboru!"

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I feel like I would get along the best with Botan and Watame, I'd be lightyears away from dating them though.
I could probably get a free BJ from Mori because she loves that BBC

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>nerds replying seriously
This is why everybody avoids you.

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>>1897201
Go back.

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>>1897201
Fuck off, Vei

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>>1895050
>tfw can do a halfway decent Raiden impression but only "Jack the Ripper" mode

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any of the thirdies, they'd love my balding head,40 yr old white cock, fat paycheck and some green card

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Marine out of pure lust for cock, When she's in heat I don't think she would really care whos it is.

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none

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>>1871411
Marine

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>>1871210
Your oishi

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>>1888583
What’s the sentiment on Suisei? Why would she want BWC?

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>>1905341
But my oishi is you, anon

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Being honest, Kiara at a bar would be the easiest to pick up. Rrats tell me that she's got a lot of problems in certain areas in life and emotional manipulation is real and easy. Would it turn into anything more concrete? Probably not, but it's the honest truth.

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Probably luna since her lack of physical fitness means I wouldn't have that much trouble

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>>1905785
I guess I'm going to need to get more flexible

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>>1906360
But rape is immoral anon...

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>>1905692
Seconding this. We need a quick rundown with minimal schizophrenia.

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>>1906831
>We need a quick rundown with minimal schizophrenia.
you came to the wrong fucking board

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ame because we can be toxic together

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>>1907059
fair

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>>1871210
All the asian ones, since I am white, 6'4 and have 8 inch dick.
Mori if she's not memeing I have no chance with since im not a manlet
Kiara loves BBC so no chance there
Gura is a turbodyke so no chance
Ame I don't know

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>>1871210
None have standards THAT low and are better off for it.
>>1909801
Something made you come here and stay here and I bet it's your 5'6" height.

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>>1909810
seething ricecel

[Anonymous No.]

none. I only see these girls as entertainment, and not fuel for any romantic delusions.

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I like to entertain hypothetical scenario where I move to Japan after 5 years of nihongo reps and some girl desperate to take a piss slams all doorbells she finds in apartment complexes and I just happen to answer because I'm a hikki.

If that's the case, Matsuri or Marine are higher probability because of their bladder issues.

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>>1909801