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>good artist
>good singer
>good at video editing
>good at video games
>good at kazoo
>fluent in Japanese
>fluent in memes

Cover really hit the jackpot with Calliope Mori. It's rare for a VTuber to have all these talents at once. And a nice bonus is she uploads her member streams for free unlike everyone else who makes you have to pay.

>> No.1872156

>good at video games

You don't need to lie anon.

>> No.1872176

>>1872123
>good artist
uh

>> No.1872338

>>1872123
>good singer

>> No.1872494

>fluent in Japanese

>> No.1872531
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1872531

She's the nigger of Nippon, the spook of Sendai, the jiggaboo of Gifu, the Miyagi moon cricket, the Kyoto coon, the Saitama spade, the tarbaby of Tokushima, the third worst thing to fly into Japan, the one, the only, Calliope Mori!

<3

>> No.1872543

>fluent in memes

>> No.1872549

>good at video games
She sucks at it, which is normal

>fluent in Japanese
She sucks at japanese for a person who has lived in japan for years now. But she has potential

>> No.1872603
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>>1872176
she's better than most of /ic/

>> No.1872635

But not an entertaining streamer

>> No.1872761

Love the implication that kazoo skills are as important as art or music

>> No.1873205 [DELETED] 

>>1872123
She's also great at bleeding her paypigs dry, I will never not laugh at her bringing up and thanking akasupas in the middle of collabs.

>> No.1873360

>>1872603
Being better than people that hate drawing isn't very impressive

>> No.1873382

>>1873205
What's life like still living in October of 2020 anon?

>> No.1873504

>>1872123
>has a penis

>> No.1874262

>>1872494
>what does katana mean?
>it means "Japanese sword"

>> No.1874293

>Good at videogames
Did you watch her Doom stream? It was terrible.

>> No.1874378

>>1872531
>the third worst thing to fly into Japan
KEK

>> No.1874435

>>1872603
I would love to see lews drawn by mori

>> No.1874478

>>1872176
>uh
guh

>> No.1875006

shame she won't renew her contract now that she has connections.

>> No.1875109

>>1872531

What were the first two?

>> No.1875803

>>1875109
Some fat man and his little boy in like the 40's.

>> No.1876018

>good at video games
huh?

>> No.1876420
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>>1872123
Our boy is a true renaissance woman!

>>1872761
Are you implying the contrary?

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>>1872123
>fluent in Japanese
She's like an n3 and that's being super generous

>> No.1876977

>>1872176
>implications

>> No.1877663

>>1872123
Where's the punchline?

>> No.1877689
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1877689

>>1872635

>> No.1878573

>>1872123
Yes. She's not fluent though as even Kiara said Ina's nip was better. Livable though

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>>1875803
>little boy

>> No.1879630

>good artist
>good singer
>good at video editing
>good at video games
Oh, is this thread about Suisei? OP, you posted the wrong picture.

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>>1879521
I mean, by vchuuba or even Hololive standards, she's not even that much of a shotacon

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>>1872123
Wow, all of these are either wrong or just plain out coping

>> No.1879749

>>1872123
>good at video games
>fluent in Japanese
Nah
The rest is true

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>>1872123
I want to get raped by the Reaper Rapper

>> No.1879785

If only she didn't have a terminal case of stick-up-assitus and turn into a stubborn child whenever her chat, the autistic chicken, or any other collab partner heckles her a bit.

>> No.1879824

>>1879785
>her chat
Based, fuck the chat and backseaters.
> the autistic chicken
The "tsundere" act is, well, an act. She usually goes along.
>any other collab partner
Care to provide an example? She's pretty submissive during collabs, sometimes to her detriment.

>> No.1879825

>>1879785
What are you talking about? She doesn't have problem like that.

>> No.1879872

>>1879785
This, the "nuh-uhh I won't do your punishment game" shit is terrible. At least she actually did it in the UNO collab, but only barely

>> No.1880062

>>1879872
>the "nuh-uhh I won't do your punishment game" shit is terrible
That was months ago though.

>> No.1880085

>>1880062
And even then, she played along in the end
It was a not even that convincing "too cool for school" act

>> No.1880794 [DELETED] 

I-is she gonna go trans bros? She was talking about wanting to be born in a different body...

>> No.1880942

>>1875006
There's no fucking way she'll drop the absurd amount of money she makes right now, especially when Shion and Ayame exists. She can stream once a month and get away with it as long as the fat akasupas keep coming.

>> No.1881258

>>1879872
>>1879785
try watching the streams, they're actually pretty fun compared to threads exchanging random falsehoods!

>> No.1881359

>>1880942
no she will because she clearly doesn't care about hololive and I will keep telling myself this until it comes true and Suisei slaps Mori in front of Yagoo when she finds out that she truly doesn't care about hololive please Suisei slap Mori in front of Yagoo

>> No.1881557

>>1872123
Most people don't know about half of these because she's not really using all her talents in Hololive. People that knows are aware of everything she can do.
Ngl, i would love some Hololive MV fully produced by her, she has really quirky and fun style.

>> No.1881932

"Guh" is the most relatable sound I have ever heard in my life.

>> No.1881966

>>1872603
>booba posting
We sure cali doesn't at least browse /v/?

>> No.1882508

Why does she talk so weird? Can someone explain this to me?

>> No.1882799

>>1882508
>Why does she talk so weird?
You mean dated slang? It is one reason i personally like her.

>> No.1882872

>>1882799
No not the slang, her overall cadence in her speech and intonation sounds weird and stiff.

>> No.1884591

>>1875803
A fat bastard and a shota cuck all of nippon

>> No.1884785

>>1872123
You must have smoked crack to arrive at these.
She's good but none of the statements you put up are actually correct.

>> No.1884830

>>1882872
Not that anon but for me she always sounded like a karen just your average middle age white woman voice.

>> No.1884889

>>1882872
I think she's just a bit gay

>> No.1884922

>>1882872
I think it's part of her character - an otherworldly being who is learning about hu-man customs.

>> No.1884975

>>1882508
She's an autistic cringy weeb rapper, how do you think she should speak? I say this as a fan btw.

>> No.1885015

>>1882872
Aspergers'

>> No.1885219

>>1884591
>Japs are now obsessed with fat bastards and shota porn.

Ohh how ironic

>> No.1885285

please suisei slap mori in front of yagoo

>> No.1885352

>>1884889
>talks most about her taste in men than any other holo
Come on, do you still believe that she is gay?

>> No.1885388

>>1882508
Years of bullying

>> No.1885431

>>1872123
She's so amazing. It hurts how much I love my Moririn.

>> No.1887873

Ina fans in full damage control mode right now.

>> No.1888003

>>1887873
Only Ikadachis.

>> No.1888135

>>1882508
Being poor and white in southern us

>> No.1888187

>>1884889
>>1885352
Almost none of them are in my opinion. All the actual lesbian YouTubers I follow are pretty quiet about it, or a barely talk about romance at all.

>> No.1888212

>>1872123
>fluent in Japanese

草草草草

>> No.1888492

>>1885352
You can only write so many songs about how you want to kiss boys, and never do it, before people start rightfully thinking you're trying to prove something to yourself.

>> No.1888648

>>1885352
No, you don't understand. She's a gay man.

>> No.1889948

>>1888492
Well believe what you want but she doesn't really show any kinda of gayness in my opinion expect if you count her liking some hobbies that are mostly men dominated.

>> No.1890005

>>1872123
>Good at vidya
Absolutely not, but thats fine because people get their kicks from watching Mori spill spaghetti.

>> No.1890068

>>1872603
all of the good artists are on /i/ buddy

>> No.1890081

>>1872123
>fluent in Japanese
very funny +1

>> No.1895286

I want to hear her sing KING, bros... an obscure classic that not many people sing.

>> No.1895966

>>1872123
>cringe as fuck to the point of being unwatchable
I don't think there's a single person in holo I want to watch less than Mori

>> No.1896117

>>1895966
Filtered

>> No.1901181

>>1872123
I want to buy Calli a nice lunch and listen to her talk about her day while she eats her lunch.

>> No.1906171

>>1882508
regal reaper act. it's intentional. same with her "forced weird rap singing" when she sings fox in socks

>> No.1906211

>>1882508
>>1882872
It's like 30% her just being awkward, 30% character work and 30% trying to talk weird because she thinks it's funny

>> No.1906248

We really should let the Japanese know that Calli isn't cool. She's a fucking dumb stupid adorable dork.

>> No.1906365

>>1906211
>>1882508
Yeah, it's like she's self aware of herself enough to act as herself.

>> No.1910143

>>1872123
>good at video editing
she's just ok.

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Now this is what I call a Sweet Hat™.

>> No.1915359

>>1875006
Shame...?

>> No.1915389

>>1872123
must suck to have dumb fans such as op

>> No.1918279

>>1906248
That's the best part of people like her though, getting past the tough guy, 2cool4u exterior and getting to know the softie dork inside

>> No.1925070

>>1918279
Exactly

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