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18852695 No.18852695 [Reply] [Original]

>you get to talk one on with your oshi, be it IRL or through a screen where she is her avatar and you are you
>she says, "hahaha anon, if i were single, i would totally go for a guy like you!" as she gives you a beautiful smile and the cutest giggle you have ever heard
Your reaction?

>> No.18852779
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sum flowies I guess
based I think

>> No.18852864

I have it recorded on tape. Easy blackmailing opportunity.

>> No.18852910

Towa...

>> No.18853353

>>18852695
bust a fat nut

>> No.18853588

>>18852695
scream whore! and leave
if she has a bf then she's a whore, if she'd like to be with me then she's also a whore

>> No.18853685

>>18852779
that look ok Chocos face, poor girl only gets the beta guys that she doesn't find appealing

>> No.18853793
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>>18852695
kill myself on camera to prove my eternal devotion to her

>> No.18854143

>>18852695
Say thanks because I already knew about her relationship status but be weirded out because her flirting would be off-content for her.

>> No.18854360
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>>18852695
There's no way this goofy coomer fujo isn't single. Also my reaction.

>> No.18854561

>>18854360
If she looks nice, why would a funny and horny woman be single?

>> No.18854664

>>18854561
She does look nice. Isn't Japan weird AF when it comes to cakes/hags that are still single? More for me.

>> No.18854859

>>18852695
Fly to garbage Indonesia then and there and save her.

>> No.18855227

>>18854859
this is the funniest mental image i have had all day, lmao

>> No.18855604

>>18854664
>weird
it's called based, cakes and hags are worthless

>> No.18855636

>>18855604
She still has eggs.

>> No.18856083
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>>18852695

>> No.18856236

>>18852695
Give a fat red superchat

>> No.18856265

>>18852695
>realize I’m dreaming
>wake up

>> No.18856294

>>18852695
I'd wake up from my coma/take my meds anon

>> No.18856345

>>18854360
Marine having her personality, and her looks (good pair of tits with a fat fucking ass) being single would be the weirdest thing. I guess she needs a real man in her life. She needs someone strong, muscular, with drive. An enterprising male unafraid of anything.
She needs me.

>> No.18856421

>>18853685
iirc the dude said on his twitter he asked her to make that face for the flowers and a happy face when he gave her an enderman

>> No.18856483

>not cucking her boyfriend
She gave the signal, you're all faggots

>> No.18856516

>>18856421
now that's hilarious

>> No.18856702

>>18852695
I have scryed for hours on end and consulted my spiritual guides and the relevant planetary intelligences. I know for a face that Marine is single. I would give her my Line and Discord usernames on the spot.

>> No.18856734

>>18856702
For a fact. I know it for a fact, not a face. Shit.

>> No.18856745

Depends on the context. Did I win a contest for being a fat paypig? I thank her for her flattery and continue on with my day. Learn when women are trying to manipulate you, when a woman shows vulnerability you should always realize the possibility she's not really vulnerable, she just wants you to orbit her and give her free shit.

Luckily most american women are fat or in debt, so it's easy to ignore their 'vulnerability' because they are completely worthless lol.

>> No.18856828

>>18852695
>Laugh nervously
>Produce my pocket knife
>Cut my own juggular and do my best to aim the spray in her general direction

>> No.18856833

>>18852695
someone on /wg/ better turn this into NSFW Netori story

>> No.18856866

>>18852695
>you too

>> No.18856936

>>18852695
>if i were single
BEGONE THOT
i would ask her to repeat it with my name and record it and pass it down as heirloom to my descendants

>> No.18857032

>>18852695
My oshis roommate is ugly so Id say "no thanks uggo" and make out with nearest girl in the area.

>> No.18857109

>>18852695
"don't fucking lie to me you bitch, and i run outside crying"

>> No.18857243

>>18852695
>"Heh. Liar."

>> No.18857330

I've had dreams about cuddling with polka and even then this op gave me second hand embarrassment. start lifting. pick up an instrument. read kant. do something else

>> No.18857378

>>18857330
but how can i read kant if i kant read

>> No.18857424

>>18852695
"y-you too haha"

then shoot my brains out.

>> No.18857647

>>18857330
>second hand embarassment
For who?

>> No.18858493

>>18852695
I don’t care whether my oshi loves me or not. I just want to be eaten alive by her.

>> No.18858536

>>18852695
Tell her to break up with her boyfriend and hop on my dick immediately

>> No.18860250

>>18852695
Alright, but is it working?

>> No.18860292

Ha-ha, yeah..

>> No.18860296

>>18852695
"same desu"

>> No.18860567

>>18852695
Unless she's giving very clear signals of wanting to leave her bf for you, just take the well-intended but meaningless compliment while blushing and move on with other topics.
In these situations normally they're just trying to be nice and little flirty but not really genuine.

>> No.18860672

>>18856421
I think those are two different dudes, and they only had a minute at this event timer is at :37

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>>18852695

>> No.18860888
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>>18860672
Same guy. In the enderman picture the timer is at :35

>> No.18860960

>>18852695
>>Your reaction?
>"Ew no way fag, I just watch you for entertainment, don't get it twisted"

>> No.18860963

>>18854360
Goofy girls don't just feel obtainable to you. They're obtainable to the guy that asks them out first and moves in with her.

>> No.18863722

>>18852695 This >>18856265

>> No.18864049

>>18852695
That can't be because my oshi is single.

>> No.18864115

>>18856421
>enderman
What enderman

>> No.18864174

>>18864115
>>18860888

>> No.18864176

>>18852695
kill her and then myself

>> No.18864222

>>18852695
Maybe you can't, but your daughter can. Give her to me

>> No.18864235

She's like 40 and we can't speak the same language.
How would this ever happen?

>> No.18864748

>>18852695
I would be surprised I would get an uncontrolled erection and probably the only thing I would say is thank you.

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>>18860888
Why do they need so many equipments for just a zoom meeting

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