/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous thread: >>19536657

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buds have any of you ever met a girl as sweet and funny as gura? i'm losing hope...

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LETS GET IT CHUMCHADS

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>gura didnt retweet homoshitEN
i think we are safe bros

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>>19557165
Yeah a few, they're really rare nowadays.

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>>19557078

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>>19557173
I felt my schizophrenia come back for a brief moment, but I think I'm alright for now.

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>high all the time
>to keep you off my mind

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>>19557173
your days are numbered chumpedo

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>>19557165
>buds have any of you ever met a girl as sweet and funny as gura?


I would have hoped that person was. The bad thing about building up someone in your mind so much is that you need to remember they are human. They make stupid mistakes like us so its good to be more forgiving sometimes. Empathy basically.

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she easily could stream Duolingo today, she just has to stream a single hour earlier. lol but i am not naive she will never ever do this

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>>19557293
>she can't sing that song ever again
Copyright hate.

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>>19557306
seek therapy, you are obsessed with a fanbase

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>>19557165
You guys are gonna implode when the true extent of her lies and manipulation come out. She is not a good person.

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>>19557309
I didn't realize I could feel such nostalgia for something so recent

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I preordered Gura's nendo awhile ago, better be worth it.

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i think that one of the reasons why Gura is so obsessed with smells is because she might have some kind of superhuman sense of smell
maybe her nose developed more more than the rest of her body so that's why she's small and can smell ants

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>>19557215
i've met a few sweet girls with a nice sense of humor but i've yet to meet a girl as witty and cultured as gura. none of them had gura's silky voice either. i'm quitting the search for now but i realize i'll have to settle one day, long after she graduates

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>>19557293
Here you go bro

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>>19557408
I don't know what you're expecting out of it other than a cute figure to pose and put on your desk.

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>>19557165
Bro, not even my own mother was nice to me.

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>>19557510
>I don't know what you're expecting out of it other than a cute figure to pose and put on your desk.
No chance of it coming to life?

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>>19557430
idk anon. can you regularly catch people's scents? Cause I can. And from pretty far. Its weird sometimes.

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>>19557267
>>19557173
I just saw the tweet and my heart sank for a minute. I trust Gura though so I'm not too worried even if I think this is a terrible fucking idea

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>>19557539
Maybe if you also own one of these

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>>19557360
She can, it's on the app they use

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>>19557539
>No chance of it coming to life?
Believe me I have tried

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>>19557165
Yeah...but theyre absolute normies and/or religious so fuck that

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>>19557660
>Not being a day walker
NGMI

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>>19557612
I havent seen mention of Indian in the Cupboard in a million years

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How do we encourage Gura to become even more of a ghost so no one could ever contact her?

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>>19557457
>none of them had gura's silky voice either
That's going to a tough find. Funny that all the girls I've met that were similar to Gura have also been very petite.

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>>19557165
it's amazing that she's been streaming this long and has never had a single moment where she lashed out at chat or her chumbies. i think ina called her an old soul for how mature she is. i'm also surprised she acts as loving and passionate towards her viewers after all this time. so it doesn't boil down to sweet funny small girl if you want someone like gura. there's a lot of nuance that attracts people to her that even she is not aware of.

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>>19557704
*core memory unlocked*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcu3Eqr697A

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>>19557165
No, never.. I'm starting to lose hope of ever finding a nice girl to marry.

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I'm in love with Gura!

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I was asleep why didn’t goowa stream?

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>>19558294
Because you weren't there

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gura is excited for summer. she probably has good memories of her family dragging her to the beach or of didney world

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Yo, Reine straight up copied Gura's Vampire Survivors stream title for her own.

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>>19557847
Gura is so kind and understanding to a dumb caveman like me.

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>>19558506
She dislikes hot sand.

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why does gura say she isn't a disney adult

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It's over.

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>>19557847
She almost called a guy a bitch the other day because he said her Elden Ring character didn't look funny.

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>>19558559
Her reasoning is she doesn't have Disney tattoos

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>>19558506
I'm the crab that pinched your oshi's ass. AMA.

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>>19557847
She hates being called out on being drunk tho. First time she waved that banhammer

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>>19558630
how cute was her butt?

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>>19558671
She banned someone for posting a penis ASCII in her chat once.

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glort gapsock

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>>19558527
More than the title.
Powerwash + 2 Vampire survivor stream. Like Gura.
Will she do an Elden Ring stream next ?

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>>19558294
Do you really want to know?

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gura gayness

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>>19558925
These are all generic streamer games

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Gurass

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I wish I knew how to talk to girls. Gura will never love me in the way that I want, and anytime I talk to a girl they respond with disinterest. I don't know what's wrong with me.

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>>19558925
I never liked that SEA whore 2bh. she sounds like a bitch

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>>19559349
She reminds you of your mother.

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>>19559287
Cute!

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>>19559349
Her voice is very grating and unpleasant. She's also unnecessarily loud.

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>>19559403
Kek, i want to fuck anons mom now.

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>>19559349
I like Reine, but like Kiara I can see why some people wouldn't.

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>>19559403
seethe

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>>19559338
goop goop and my.mother are the only women I feel comfortable talking too and my boss kinda

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No Gura stream today too, feels bad bros.

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>>19559338
step 1: look attractive (be decently fit, wear tasteful clothes, good hygiene)
step 2: act attractive (confidence, funny)
step 3: be attractive (have interesting hobbies and a career / job / passion)

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>>19559338
Same desu
I'll cope with gura till its time

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>>19559555
Source?

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>>19559655
Eikawa collab is on Mori’s channel, so unless Goorah does a guerilla, no stream from her today.

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Hey chumbuds. Don't you think that Gura kinda looks like a tiny little....you know

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>>19559338
You’re just ugly, I’m sorry anon

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>>19559882
Go on...

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>>19559882
Tiny little what anon?

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>GURA DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE HOMOSHITS
>GURA IF I JOIN HOMOSHITS WILL WE COLLAB WISH ME LUCK
>GURA HOMOS
>GURA THE HOMOS JUST DEBUTED
>GURA WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SUCKDICK MCMANFAG HE'S A PIRAHNA THAT'S KINDA LIKE A SHARK APEX PREDATOR
>GURA WHEN ARE YOU COLLABING WITH SUCKDICK
>GURA HOW COME YOU NEVER MENTION THE STARS THE BOYS ARE UNDERRATED

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Gura is pro unicorn. That's my girl!

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the ultimate TuT collab

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>>19559984
She will ignore all of it just like she always does

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>>19558559
she's ONLY obsessed with the theme parks, you see.

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no gura stream today may as well kill yourselves

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>>19560082
Nah. There's no way you're getting 0 acknowledgement of Homos ever, especially since let's be honest, they will be 5/16 of Cover's EN branch.

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I wonder if Gura has ever heard of Patapon

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>>19560128
>tries bait in global and gets shit on
>brings bait here
Fuck off faggot

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>>19559962
>>19559968

A bratty, small, young looking...you know

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>>19559984
at least one of the homos will say something like ''Gura is my oshi'' sadly she can't escape

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>>19560175
How is it bait? She's literally already talked about and kinda interacted with StarsJP. You think something of at least that level will never happen with the ones she understands and gets pushed on her all the time?

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>>19556999
oh didn't see that tonight's collab will be a little late, fuck me

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well anons? do you need a shark girl to tell you to make the best of your limited time in this crazy world? go make gura proud

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>>19556970
What's Gura's opinion on the upcoming starsEN? any guesses?

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>>19560095
She has a collab

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>>19560217
Be straightforward.

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>>19560355
>retweets old cunny art after the announcement
i think that sums it up

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>>19560262
>being forced to watch a stars video at a panel
That's the most "interaction" she's ever had with them, and she will continue to have no interactions with the EN stars. Her fans and genmates understand her stance on interacting with males, that's not gonna change because of a new branch.

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>>19560355
>retweets art from 2020
That's what she thinks of that

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>>19560262
i know this is bait but you do know she's already ignored mori before when mori mentioned her collab/song with rikka.
Also the anime expo thing doesn't count as her interacting with the stars, neither does her mentioning "cafeteria in my soul"

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>>19559349
She's nice. I agree that her laugh is slightly annoying though.

Nothing compared to Kiara though.

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>>19560431
>I want to go back
Me too Gura....me too..

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goob goob cute

That is all. Carry on.

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Let's get it out of the way. We scream and cry about HoloEN males. Then finally Gura has a group collab with them and you say "huh, that wasn't that bad. she didn't even interact with them much." then you forget about it. There's no reason to whine about this all day.

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>>19560350
im stealing company time right now fuck off. i'm still saving money to get into real estate investment. then i'll afford a mansion on a secluded island

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>>19560582
this anon has the uncanny ability to see the future

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>>19560142
That would be a decent game for her maybe if it wasn't for the fact it's stuck on the PSP.

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>>19560582
You don't watch Gura

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>>19560524
Based post. Everyone better reply to this extremely based post.

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>>19560582
it's baiters anon. chumbuds that actually watch gura know she doesn't give a shit

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>>19560645
First one was remastered for PS4 almost four years ago.

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>>19560524
T u T

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>>19560582
>thread full of people who worship EN's worst streamer because her design is decent
>they think males will somehow make the quality of her content even worse
yeah it's retarded

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>>19560025
Luv me unicorn shork.

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>>19560582
>Then finally Gura has a group collab
if that happens then is over

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>>19560350
fuck you i will obsess over a girl that i will never touch for the next 3 years until she graduates.

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>>19560734
Oh shit neat, I skipped the 8th gen in its entirety so it flew under my radar.

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>>19560779
she's about as rare, precious, and beautiful as one

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>>19560805
>thinking gura will last another three years
subtle bait

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what would you do if gura sat on your lap and peed

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>>19560967
kiss her neck

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>>19560967
Correct

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>Tfw you realize the ride needs to end eventually
I don't feel good chumchads....

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why is ame such a popular false flag?

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>>19560877
Your oshi will be the first one, Teacuck. She has mental breakdowns, hates her fans, lusts for Homostars JP dick and is on her way to become a 2view

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>>19561069
Not sure but it's the same nigger from last night.

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>>19560877
Fake teamate.

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>>19561069
Because she is close to Gura and a good Trojan Horse to strike at chumbies.

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>>19560967
I'd tell her that she's a big girl and she shouldn't do it again. Then I'd take her to the shower and gently wash her.

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>>19561009
For you maybe, I will be the last chumbud

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Why so much cuckposting specifically for Gura? I've not seen so much of this shit posted for any other holo. There are several fucking threads in catalog already.

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>>19561195
It's because she's the most untouchable of EN, she does literally everything she can to avoid the mention of males and interacting with them

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>>19561080
>She has mental breakdowns
rrat
>hates her fans
rrat
>lusts for Homostars JP dick
*supports UNITY across all branches
>and is on her way to become a 2view
you fucking wish, chumfag, this will never happen in a million years

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>>19561194
No me.

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>>19561195
Cause the others are basically already knee deep in whore territory, except maybe Ina and Kiara.

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>>19560967
SQUEEZE

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>>19561195
Largest fanbase, largest quantity of unicorns, easiest to get the most (You)'s.

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>>19561277
Love me Ina. Simple as.

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>Homo EN drama
>Gura my oshi
I sleep

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>>19560967
mating press

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>>19561333
Based trips of truth.

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>>19561358
Built Different.

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>>19561333
I'm glad Ina stopped devaluing herself by collabing with Gura all the time in minecraft, she will never collab with her again and didn't even care that she was absent for the offcollab.

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>>19561195
Gura is the most rent free EN

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>>19561454
Ina is exactly in her spot. She is in her lane. Moisturized and thriving.

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>>19561358
imagine being a cuckbeat or brat right now

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>>19560582
I actually felt a sudden jolt of anger and aggression when I saw the news, I'm not sure what came over me.

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>>19561537
Exactly, dropping Gura was the best thing she ever did.

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>>19561482
that would be mori actually

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>>19561537
Damn straight. Didn't Gura say she watches Ina the most?

I do the same since being an european chumbud is sometimes pure pain, especially during the week.

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>>19561618
Ina really is my 2nd favorite I realized just right now I think. Trips just made it so I think.

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>>19561116
She used to be close to her.

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>>19561633
Sorry let me fix that:
Gura is the most rent free EN for the right reasons.

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>>19561732
I think they still are. I hope they still are

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>>19561685
>Didn't Gura say she watches Ina the most?
On a few occasions, yeah, but I don't think she watches her streams anymore.

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>>19561754
Anon I am trying to shitpost why would you give me a boner right now.

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>>19561785
she said she watches ina when she wants to chill. i think it's more a matter of ina's streaming time being around the time gura has to prep for a stream or when she is usually awake

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>>19561785
Nobody has since she's been busy, sick and canadian internet providers suck apparently.

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>>19561818
sorry gura is just naturally seductive. have a heart boner instead

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>>19561917
Cheers Take one back

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She might not care right now, but the second she hops on a video call to welcome her new coworkers and some/all of them are cute, her cunny is going to start tingling. And then if one of them has the balls to make a move, it's 100% over. If you think otherwise you're delusional and have never interacted with women.

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>>19561956
imagine being both dumb enough to fall for this shit and look at fandeads thinking "how did they not see that one coming"

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>>19562018
hi cuck

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>>19562018
thanks for you input baitfag

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>>19562038
truest shit i've ever seen in this thread

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>>19561956
i love her and she loves us

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the rushia bait would work if gura actually did GFE. get some new material

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>>19561596
What's happening here?

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i can't wait for the tranny seethe when starsEN debuts and gura avoids them all like the plague. it'll be even funnier if one of those faggots tries to get her attention just to get subsequently ignored.

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All of us will die nameless, and maidenless.

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>milk drinking cuckbeats
>teakeks
>takodachi
is /ggg/ just global lite at this point

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>>19562174
Gura will be my maiden

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>>19562174

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>>19562179
>>19561482

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All this bait posting reeks of Nijicucks.

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>>19562093
You're welcome, but it's not bait. Coworkers hook up constantly in the real world, it's how I found my last gf. If you think a socially isolated, sexually starved girl isn't gonna hop on the first easily accessible dick she gets you're insane. Even more, they'll probably have similar interests, and since they're both hololive members she doesn't have to worry about stuff getting leaked either. The end is coming whether you like it or not. Cute girls like her don't go their whole lives being alone.

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>>19562174
>>19562221
opps forgot the sound part

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>>19562273
>both hololive members
Damn you can't even get that part right huh baitfag? HomoEN will be a separate branch and won't even interact with the holos unless approached, and Gura won't do it. Good for you being a proud cuck and getting something out of your fantasy though

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>>19562296
i forgot she said fuck lol
>>19562273
that's great but we're still talking about gura here. either watch streams or go reel about your oshi elsewhere

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yeah, me

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>>19562174
It hurts.

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>>19562179
gura is just amelia watson lite

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You really need do your escapism reps and learn how seperate Gura and her roommate.

I don't care if her roommate sucks a billion dicks as long as Gura remains pure.

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>>19562273
I bet you wrote a bunch of these posts months ago and are copy/pasting them from a notepad doc.

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Relaxing to some Noel mama ASMR

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>>19562413
Don't worry it's just my dick a billion times

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>>19562384
Keep coping, doesn't bother me what she ends up doing. Just don't be too upset when it all crumbles.
>>19562385
>we're still talking about gura here
I find it hilarious how many people here think they know her. She hides so much shit it would make your head spin.

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>I don't care if her roommate sucks a billion dicks
>tolerating promiscuity regardless
roru
rumao

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>>19562478
>She hides so much shit it would make your head spin
Go on then, spin my head

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>>19561195
Well cuz she acts like a dyke on stream but really loves penis, mine specifically.

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>>19561766
Who knows?
I liked their dinamic too but Yurifags kind of ruined for me.

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>>19562478
It's impressive how long you've been upset over an anime girl on the internet. I just want to remind you that you have never once proven she's a liar with your retarded list

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>>19562478
>thinking gura can keep a secret to save her life
again, watch streams

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>>19562501
>surprised at chumbuds being copers and cucks
where exactly do you think we are, anon?

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Kind of wish we got a stream yesterday so I could tolerate Mori in this collab.

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You know what to do Chumchads.

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>chumbuds
Yeah, right.

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Going to do my reps chumbies, I’ll be back for the collab tonight. Remember to ignore shitposts and baits!

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>>19562478
are you paid to anti gura? how long are you going to keep at it? you need to spin something new if you want chumbuds to care

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Chumbies, you can do better just like your oshi.

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>>19562597
the people in the holoX thread are already prepping to try and tolerate gura

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looks like we aren't getting the thread back for some time

im gonna go watch a member's stream and revel in how much she loves us and us alone

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I guess this is better than the threads being dead but at least try to make up believable/entertaining bait

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>>19562554
The funny thing is, you're exactly right, she's terrible at it. She lets so much shit slip but everyone here does some insane mental gymnastics to ignore it every time if it doesn't fit their narrative she's a lonely shut in.

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>>19555919
I'm not the best drawfag but I gave it a try
https://de.catbox.moe/fyr6mg.png

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X492n37brRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X492n37brRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X492n37brRU

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>>19562693
this, she literally got covid and they ignored it

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>>19562693
if gura is not a lonely shut in (which she has basically said on multiple occasions explicitly) then she is running the longest, worst con in EN

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>>19562727
I like gura's winking face

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>>19560414
She’s actually a fucking genius when it comes to how to deal with her fanbase

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>>19562721
Pretty good, nice job. Add the tail and you're good to go.

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>>19562721
based and saved

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>>19562721
Pretty good anon too bad there isn't a tail

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>>19560582
If Cover ever arranges Gura to stream with a male vtuber then they are absolutely fucking retarded. There’s just no way they’re that oblivious marketing-wise.

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>>19562721
worth filtering out all this drama for this, thanks anon. glad there are some chumbies actually in this thread instead of antis replying to themself

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>>19562777
Its glorious. C*ckbeats just cant cope.

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>>19562693
>>19562732
>hh:57:32
>hh:58:36
Jesus fucking christ nigger, you're bad at this.
Have two pity (You)'s.

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>>19562893
After Rushia, I have to agree with you here. Even Cover isn't that retarded, right?

[Anonymous No.]

tip for baiters: don't use auto post, it makes it obvious you're posting on cooldown.
have a nice day!

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>>19562413
Holy shit what kind of absolutely abstract real fucking retardation do you have

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>>19562783
>>19562799
I assumed it would be between the male's legs but now that I think about it it would be pretty painful to grind your balls against a shark's tail...

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>>19563005
buy a pass, nobody ever takes the cooldown shortening into account

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>>19562721
>added blue nails too
Excellent taste

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>>19562721
i sort of want her to see stuff like this (devil emoji)

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>>19562666
gura is so inoffensive that I find it crazy that people can find a way to hate her

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>>19563075
this, plus with two browser instances and a VPN you can cuckpost in one and agree with yourself about how delusional chumbuds are in the other, not to mention how easy it makes ban evasion

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>>19562658
https://youtu.be/g4FOpeshqA8?t=82

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>>19563352
>Success breeds jealousy

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>>19562721
as a fembud i appreciate you guys actually liking plank bodies lol (_) . not that i have one...

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I don't want to watch Gura flirt with males, that'll break the illusion that she's a lesbian/lolicon/lonely hikki.

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>>19563441
>not that i have one...
prove it

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>>19563352
I love her but you gotta admit she never talks about anything but food, animals, innuendo, and tiktok references

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>>19563352
They hate her because she's popular, and popular = bad.

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>>19563441
noo my crying lenny face : (

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>>19562018
True, she's 100% going to gush over them once they debut. Sadly all good things must come to an end eventually.

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>>19563471
So is that what the HoloX thread is prepping for?

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>>19563471
which is "cultured" according to some anon earlier lmao

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>>19563441
tits or gtfo

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>>19562413
Gura herself doesn't separate her roommate and Gura. This argument has never stood up to scrutiny for any vtuber streamer.

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>>19563441
you know what to do

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>>19563471
hello, graybud

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The gaki levels will reach critical levels tonight. It will be the end of the world as we know it.

Save yourselves while you still can.

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>>19563471
I see nothing wrong with this

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Reminder that Gura did not know people can grow hair on their backs

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how come mori gets to use subscriber only mode and gura has to have all the vietnam spam?

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>>19563471
And?

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>>19563471
She hides her personal life so she doesn't have anything else to talk about.

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>>19563677
Gura doesn't want to, simple as.

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>gura uohing at cunny. knowledgeable about cunny from nekopara senran kagura, etc. miku fangirl
>allusions to hentai
>not cultured
so who is cultured in EN? ame reads homo hentai shit right?

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>>19563677
Sasuga snowflake wigger mori.

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>>19563702
She probably watched Euphoria after she mentioned it

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>>19563685
chumbuds unironically think she'd let her nightclub stories slip "if she had them", they're just absolutely delusional and they're too deep into the hole to come to their senses before it's too late

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>>19563702
Ye, ame went through a fujo phase.

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>>19563677
mori only cares about money. gura understands thirdworld and ESL viewers have trouble with money and reading the room

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>>19563471
What do you mean, she talks about disney, games, motion capture, music, nature, all sorts of things.
She likes to ramble, but we're the only ones who will let her do it, assuming she doesn't read the one greyfag comment telling her to stop.

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>>19563780
you know among you dox faggots the meme with gura is that she is undoxxable and has nothing interesting to find about her right? you're just outing yourself as a shit baiter at this point

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Oh nyo.

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>>19563702
Ame reads homo fanfics, nothing put pure imagination and mental imagery needed for la creatividad.

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>>19563780
Honestly the posts you make don't make me mad, it just makes me pity how sad your life must be to spend hours of it antiposting on a Burmese basket weaving forum for fans of cartoon women.
As much as you call people in here delusional, at least we have something that brings us joy without having to try to tear others down.

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>19563780
i'd just like to take a moment to laugh at this. he's really swinging for the fences now isn't he

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>>19563859
I'm still waiting for doxxfags to prove they have had access to her parents phone numbers and that crap, bunch of baitfags larping.

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>>19563840
>she likes to ramble
No she doesn't, she actively avoids talking streams as much as she can as well as skipping SCs 90% of the time. Not to mention she almost always jumps straight into games instead of having a talking section at the start of streams. She hates talking about herself because she has to walk on eggshells to avoid anything but the most banal 'what did I eat for breakfast' garbage.

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it's gouda btw

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>>19563986
meant for >>19563780

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>>19563979
It must make you uncomfortable if you think it's just one person. More people are waking up to her bullshit and it's only going to keep happening.

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>>19564074
>if you think it's just one person
I'll agree with you there, it's been well know this general has several baiting faggots. Nothing else you said is true though

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>>19564074
this, we'd have to have one guy who never eats or sleeps to keep up the pace

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>>19563994
i was one of those dox faggots. yes it was stupid to participate.
there is nothing actionable about gura out there thanks to her multiple successes gaining large audiences.

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>>19564074
I never said I thought it was only one person. Doesn't make any less of what I said less true.

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>>19564032
I’m sorry you’re not a member

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>>19563979
>at least we have something that brings us joy without having to try to tear others down
imagine you make money running a cuck blog where you document your wife getting fucked by a bunch of big tyrones and your experience masturbating to it, when you tell your friend about it and he calls you a degenerate do you pull this card?

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>>19564059
that doesn't add the post to the reply chain dumbass. it's still not going to be hidden

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>>19564273
meds

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>>19564273
Why are you telling us about your job?

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>>19564260
No, he's right, Gura has commented herself on the banality of her existence and how she wishes she had things to discuss many times.

[Anonymous No.]

This bait is almost as disappointing as the valentines day bait. Keep bumping the thread though i guess

[Anonymous No.]

i think gura... is really cute...

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>>19564373
That doesn’t mean she doesn’t like talking it just means she has a mundane life, which is not what the baitfag would like to imply. She even talked about it this week that she’s not extroverted enough to talk for hours

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>>19564032
Yes she does, once she gets started on a topic, but unfortunately retards always call her a disney adult or some shit and she stops talking about it.

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>Leave thread for 2 hours
>200+ new posts
>Check thread
>Same old bait
Guess I go back to my vidya...

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>come back to /ggg/ after leg day reps
>200+ posts
>holy shit did i miss a guerilla?
>it's mostly shitposting by cucks and chumbuds replying back
Wew lad.

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>>19564444
What in the world...are you me? I guess not since I'm a fat slob who doesn't exercise.

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>>19564373
that's because she's naturally introverted, so she has to try hard to come up with topics. whatever she's doing though works because she has great zatsudans. the member streams are even better since she's more relaxed there.

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>>19564379
protip: we don't need to think of new bait because we can tear the tread to shit without taking the time to think of one. there's no need to take some indirect approach like falseflagging or concern trolling, we can just go right for the same angle over and over again and it keeps working. thinking of making a plaintext document with templates and just stringing the pieces together to save work

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>>19564514
if there's no need to, why do you fags falseflag and concern troll constantly

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>>19564444
I'm convinced it's people replying to themselves. We already got Gura's response to the Homo EN shit which was her retweeting cunny.

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>>19564483
>yesmen keks are fat fucks
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura to give me a lap pillow.

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>>19564514
did i touch a nerve : ) . impressive you're that organized! now try being paid for it!

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>>19564617
I want her to bust my nuts.

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Gura is such a foot slut, like holy shit, just let me worship those perfect little feets

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>>19564514
This all sounds incredibly boring.

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> SHARKIE CUNNY TALKING TO BETTER MALES THAN ME?!! NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!! SHE'S MY PURE LOLI SHARKIE! FUCK OFF!!

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck, some of you people need to get a life or job. Seriously, I'm not reading all this shit.

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/qa/ lost

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It’s funny they only come here for the easy (You)s and not because they actually believe what their typing

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>>19564798
it's one guy giga seething, dunno how his life got so messed up

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>>19564773
Enjoy your Gura X HomoEN flirting collabs.

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>>19562721
based

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>>19564773
Based, can't wait to hear Gura have male collabs again where she asks for anal sex and calls herself a prostitute!

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>>19564773
>cumbuds so assblasted they're wojack posting now
great split, guys

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>>19564955
hey, at least our split is alive

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>>19564955
Stop replying to yourself

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[Anonymous No.]

will goowa be cute tonight?

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>>19564935
lmfao, yet another thing chumbuds have memoryholed

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>>19565107
Always

[Anonymous No.]

Bye schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19564955
you are literally retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>Deleted
>41

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>[Deleted]
Holy autism

[Anonymous No.]

based janny

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[Anonymous No.]

the absolute state of cuckantis

[Anonymous No.]

Is the schizo gone now? I went to take a shower

[Anonymous No.]

its over..

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>>19565125
>post shitty bait all day
>devolve into roommate shit and get purged
every damn day with this guy

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>>19565246
Stinker, make sure you washed your buttcrack. I can smell ya from here.

[Anonymous No.]

long-term range ban kudasai

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>>19565246
He'll be back soon enough, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Always a blast. This guy has been going for months at this point about stuff Gura is * definitely going* to do and not what she has done. If your entire bait is a what if then it’s already lost

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>>19557173
There might still be hope

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>>19565285
no dont, gura wants you stinky

[Anonymous No.]

how come gura has to jump through 30 hoops for elden ring permissions when it seems like every other holo has no problem regularly streaming it

[Anonymous No.]

We better impress Gura on her birthday, otherwise she'll get bored and eat us.

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>>19565799
>eat us
can that be the reward instead?

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>>19565722
her manager is shit

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>>19565722
They already ask for it for multiple streams. Gura only ask for one for now.

You have to set up the day and how many hours you want to plya in advance.
pretty difficult for Gura

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>schizo banned
>thread comes back to normal speed
so it was a single schizo. kimoi...
>>19565722
i heard holos have to pay by the hour to stream the game. she needs to learn 'ask for forgiveness, not permission' for this micromanagement crap

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>>19565722
She's incompetent. Same reason she struggles with permission issues more than any other EN.

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>>19565722
she never knows what her mood is going to be like day to day so she only asked for 3 hours because she didn't want to have another stream scheduled and not be in the mood for the game

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>>19565855
>Have to pay to play the game with SC off
I hope she never plays Elden Ring again. That's straight up fucking retarded if true.

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>>19565845
I remember people here saying over and over that the game wasn't time limited after she mentioned her manager asked her how long she wanted to play for and that Kiara said there was no limit.
Fucking idiots.

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>>19566049
kiara did say that though. there's probably miscommunication somewhere. kiara probably meant there is no limit which is true, but that they would have to pay for it. instead, the holos should just play and they pay whatever amount of time they end up playing. it's fucking stupid

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>>19565981
i really couldn't care less if i never see another stream of it.

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>>19565799
What can we even give her? I was thinking we could get all our shrimps and make like a page a day calendar for next year.

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>>19565981
I dont care about SC reading tho. good

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>>19563677
Gura loves the grays. Most of the comments she reads in chat are from grays and you have people here who act like she hates them.

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>>19566317
if you're not autistic about discord, guracord is doing another book for her with recipes

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>>19566428
retardchama... the gray name means you're not a member. it doesn't mean you're not a subscriber.

[Anonymous No.]

MANAGEMENT HATE
JENMA HATE
ENMA HATE
OMEGA HATE

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>>19566049
>Kiara said there was no limit
she said it would not be a big deal if she went over the limit, not that there wasn't one, irys and noel but talked about the limit and mori didn't mentioned it but seems to be excited that she could play as much as she wants in upcoming streams so I guess that limit shit was for the debut window

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>>19566491
based, they should all be killed

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>>19566491
NON-GURA HATE

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>>19566437
but I want /ggg/ to do it. Not guracord. Then she'd get two things!

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>>19566491
This but unironically
Cover is destroying itself

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>>19566437
gib linnk plox

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>>19566437
I don't have a problem with discord, but I'd like something to come from here

[Anonymous No.]

It really is unreal how terrible the management is.

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>>19563352
They just don't like that she a lot of subs and vod views and they'll say "I don't hate Gura, just her fansbase", that is just an excuse to find something not to like about her since hating her for sub count is just jealousy.

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>>19566317
idk, a scrapbook with screenshots from all of her streams?

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>>19566428
No shit retard, wtf are you talking about? People always say she hates grays but she reads a lot more gray comments than member comments. ARE YOU A RETARD?

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>>19566428
she knows most of them are crap but she also knows a lot of them do like her

[Anonymous No.]

I for one, love Gura.

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>>19566806

Meant for this faggot. >>19566428

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>>19566317
gura likes to know her fanbase is from all over the world so how about photos of chumbies (or gura merch if you're a coward) next to lots of famous places around the world?

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>>19566564
https://hololive.wiki/wiki/Fan_Discords

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>>19566881
I was hoping to not go directly into the discord and instead get linked to some submission feed or some shit but I guess it's one of the things I have to do for gura then

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>>19566873
That's good, too. I wish the nendo was out so I could take it to the beach or aquarium.

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>>19566961
Audiobud made a rentry page so you don't have to join, do your reps to find the link

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>>19567010
i absolutely did not.

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>>19566873
>>19567005
Yeah actually pics of your local landmark or whatever with a piece of Gura merch would be pretty good and she'd like that I think.

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>>19567071
My mistake then. I know someone did, thought it was one of yours

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>>19566961
Message and Art: https://forms.gle/vnLw5s7go5a3SZbP6

Food Photos: https://forms.gle/j53apdSEF3fiagoP7

Recipes: https://forms.gle/9mTSPyCG4gAC7GZh6

Deadline to all forms: Saturday, March 26, 2022 10:59 AM, in 22 days

you should take a look at the stuff here though to get an idea of what they're looking for or what hasn't been done already
https://discord.com/channels/753096184255479860/943342666203144222

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I wish we made things for Gura besides from posts about her peeing and raping her

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>>19567299
they don't call it breaching *containment* for nothing

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>>19563441
are you fat or something

[Anonymous No.]

she tweet

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>>19567357
Gawrlos...

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>>19560582
If this ever happens, I'm dropping Gura and I've been in love with her from "Ride on Time". I will drop the entirety of EN in a heartbeat. I won't be able to stomach the hobby I love become corrupted by incompetent normalfag management and western trash "fans". I won't sit back and watch as normalfags ruin one of the last few things I enjoy. I will simply leave and I won't look back.

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>>19567299
>we

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>>19562413
You're an actual retard. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

gura will remain pure. I feel it in my bones

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>>19567299
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

i'd pay money for a tool that filters out mori's teacher voice

[Anonymous No.]

Yep, me indeed.

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>>19566961
>>19567010
I had to go back pretty far to find it https://rentry.org/gurabday22
There are quite a lot of referrals to the gawrchive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19563194
where is this from? I couldn't find the source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19567748
i wanna know who this artist is too

[Anonymous No.]

>>19567481
You're absolutely pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19567481
Same des. you arent the only one chumbud (true)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19567889
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/3565588

[Anonymous No.]

>>19567918
Eat shit and die, you faggot/fujo trash. I literally hope you're gang raped in front of your family and then are eaten alive by dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568051
You're proving him right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568051
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>19567889

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>>19568051
>>19567481
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568051

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>>19567481
How is that different from letting them win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568095
>>19568044

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>>19568155

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>>19568051
Gura will be glad when you're gone while she streams with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19560582
male streamers are unwatchable garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568051
Based holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit is that you schizocroat?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568051

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>>19568368
Gura is returning to the SEA...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568401

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>>19560582
I am glad that Gura hates people like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568319
I always assumed that he left ggg when thread quality started going way downhill a while ago

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>>19568392
>>19562104
why does gura want to "cheer up those who are sad"?
has she had depression? or maybe a family member has / had it?

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>>19564032
>not a member
You don't get to have an opinion.

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>>19568558
she's just naturally a sweet person

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>>19568092
>>19568112
>>19568273
>Retard spergs out like a child
>Omg le based !1!1!!
Damn sad to see that i share a fanbase with these grown guys that have temper tantrums like a kid, good thing that no one here will get to marry gura, she deserves someone better

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568558
Watch Streams
yes. but also because she's a kind and sweet person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568680
you don't even know why your posting this shit. you're an automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568680
seethe c*ck. you arent a chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>all this bait from people who obviously don't watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568688
what streams specifically? sorry i'm a newbud

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/_firstw1/status/1499781320566001666
I love that this artist always includes the shrimps

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568668
her butthole sweet too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568558
Gura is a sweetheart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568835
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568760
Very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568558
>>19562104
what is this from? god i love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568721
Anon is this "automaton" inside the room right now ?
>>19568727
>You need to have the mental maturity of a kid to be a chumbud !
Kek do you really think gura would like guys that go crazy over "you are pathetic" and start internet arguments with randoms ?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Gura will post Reflect before or after holofes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19569047
yes, one or the other.

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>>19568558
She's great, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19569047
during

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>>19569080
thanks

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>>19568759
you should be watching them all newfriend.
But yes, she has spoken many times about being lonely or depressed in the past. She doesn't really get too far into it however. She also talks about how happy it makes her to cheer up others.

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>>19568138
You can't "win" when it's the management and girls themselves that are against you. At that point, it's way healthier to just move on. The way people move on differs from person to person, however. So if that means becoming a full schizo anti of ANY HoloEN that collabs with starsEN, then so be it.

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>>19568558
probably, considering how she was lonely. maybe not depression but sadness or lacking direction. or maybe she wants to give back for her instant success

[Anonymous No.]

>>19568680
You don't deserve to watch Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds irl

[Anonymous No.]

gooruh

[Anonymous No.]

I have a massive urge to eat Gura's cunny. I want to spread her puffy cunny with my tongue and taste all her fluids. I want her to squirt on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19569339
creep die in a fire

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>>19569161
i wish i could watch them all. i'll have to watch just her zatsudans at the end of streams or her chatting streams or it'll take way too long to catch up.
it's these small stories and details about her that you don't get from clips unfortunately, but say a lot about her. that's what i'm learning now

[Anonymous No.]

>>19569412
Imagine not wanting to bury your face in this. You are an actual faggot.

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>>19569023
It obviously wasn't over "you're pathetic". Hololive EN is going to change for the worse/be potentially ruined and people are high strung about it. To many, this is one of the only things that give them joy any more. Don't expect them to be excited for its demise.

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>>19569276
Who are those whores on the wall? We only care about Gura here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19569178
Nah, only a terrible person does something like that. I agree it's best to just move on if a hobby or interest goes in a direction you disagree with, but that doesn't mean you have to act like an asshole either.

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[Anonymous No.]

>doesn't even try to make his self replies believable
this is a sad cry for help at this point