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19875284 No.19875284 [Reply] [Original]

>"statements in an audition video that would guarantee a spot in Nijisanji's next wave."

>> No.19875302

Holoreject

>> No.19875309 [DELETED] 

holy shit I have Hololive so fucking much

>> No.19875342

holy shit I hate Hololive so fucking much

>> No.19875349

>>19875284
I applied to hololive before this and did not get a reply for weeks

>> No.19875355
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>>19875284
I want to wape wosemi!

>> No.19875375

I am Pomu

>> No.19875397

>>19875284
Council didn't do as good as they expected

>> No.19875403

>>19875349
/thread

>> No.19875405

I'm gay for real.

>> No.19875426
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19875426

>"Quotes from Council's discord"

>> No.19875438

>"I love nijisanji! I live breath and breed nijisanji! When I was a little girl, the only thing I dreamed of was joining nijisanji and becoming one of the male EN members!"
I fucking hate that's what they all say in the debut in their likes. It seems so fucking forced. I think that's why I like Calliope Mori so much. She fucking hates Hololive do you don't get that fake bullshit.

>> No.19875469

>>19875284
"Hello."

>> No.19875472

>>19875426
"I love Fulgur!"

>> No.19875490

>>19875426
help I literally cannot stop being gay

>> No.19875492

>>19875284
"I am friends with (insert current NijiEN here)"

>> No.19875525

>>19875284
>I'm a tranny

>> No.19875536

>>19875426
>Implying Holomems talk outside of stream

>> No.19875569

>>19875426
Nyanners Is my fav vtuber

>> No.19875582

>>19875284
Fuck Hololive, Council was such a flop

>> No.19875637

>>19875284
I am severely autistic

>> No.19875648
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19875648

>"If anons on /vt/ were unable to lie on the internet for one day"

>> No.19875650

>>19875284
Here's a picture of me wearing my panties on my head!
>>19875355
Tentacoo wape?
>>19875438
But her fellow Holos are her FRIENDS? She says so at every opportunity.

>> No.19875666

>>19875284
>”Elira said I’m cool”

>> No.19875669

Knee How! I speak cantonese, madarin and thai.

>> No.19875701

>>19875284
Im Canadian
>>19875426
I dont wanna stream today

>> No.19875707

>>19875284
>I love China!

>> No.19875722

>>19875469
kek

>> No.19875733

>>19875648
"I LOVE Kiara!"

>> No.19875785

>>19875648
"no, I did not watch that stream"

>> No.19875850

>>19875426
i love roberu!

>> No.19875855

>>19875648
"the only reason I hate male chuubas is because I'm jealous and insecure about my own standing in life"

>> No.19875950

>>19875648
"I understand that from business standpoint Mori is right and because they are neglected when compared to HoloJP branch they aren't getting shit from being idols despite having limitations like those, but I'm too afraid that my oshi may have to collab with male someday"

>> No.19876003

I didn't want those grapes anyway

>> No.19876066

>>19875648
"I was spam Hololive rrat threads to cope with being stuck in Nijisanji"

>> No.19876113

>>19876066
This isn't healthy, Finana. Get help.

>> No.19876200

I kissed Elira

>> No.19876379

>>19875284
I pay for my own porn

>> No.19876423

>>19875648
"I only watch clips"

>> No.19876444

>>19875426
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1500406542738542595
?

>> No.19876447

>>19875950
>neglected
From what? They have 3D, have their own ONA, had their own concert, some of them have more costumes than girls that debuted before them. Cover had all the reason to axe the Stars more than an year ago but they didn't. It's not like those initial 6 months of shitty treatment completely healed, but they're in no way neglected nowadays. They have low viewership because the general fanbase doesn't care about them, and EOP beggars only care about "crushing muh idol culture" and couldn't give less of a fuck about them.

>despite having limitations like those
What limitations? Not swearing? Trash talking? Making dirty jokes? They do all of those. Seriously, what "idol limitations" they have that other male vtubers don't?

>> No.19876476

>>19875426
>dog ded
>back hort

>> No.19876548

>>19875648
I'm only paying attention to vtubers because it's the equivalent of celebrity gossip among my weeb friends

>> No.19876569
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19876569

>"Unlikely candidates for Holostars EN"

>> No.19876575

>>19875648
EOPs are the only thing keeping this industry from dying out

>> No.19876729

>>19876569
>how's it going boys, my name is schlatt

>> No.19876762

>>19876569

>> No.19876775

>>19876569
>Hey hey peoples

>> No.19876788

>>19876569
"what is up guys, it's sykuuuuno here"

>> No.19876799

>>19876762
>Anon Mochrie just stands there
>Everyone is in uproarious laughter, Drew Carey is dead

>> No.19876821
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>>19876569

>> No.19876838

>>19876569
HEY WHAT'S UP GUYS IT'S CHI LONG QUA HERE ONCE AGAIN BEST VEE-TUBER THIS WORLD HAS EVER FUCKING SEEN

>> No.19876866
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>>19876569

>> No.19877016

>>19875648
I don't believe in any of the bait threads I make, I just think it's funny to make shit up.

>> No.19877026

>>19875426
>Did anyone seen Sana?

>> No.19877065

>>19876866
lel

>> No.19877106
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>>19875284
"I am a friend of Elira's"

>> No.19877120

>>19875650
Why would she hate the holos? The company is more than enough

>> No.19877138

>>19877026
It's has anyone seen Sana bao bingh bok.

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19877291

>"things said during your debut that will result immediate graduation"

>> No.19877322

>>19877291
Taiwan

>> No.19877353

>>19877291
I'm a white supremacist dayo

>> No.19877472

i don't think any of you get the point of whose line

>> No.19877495

>>19877472
we do, it's just that we're unfunny

>> No.19877549

>>19877472
Yeah what >>19877495 said.
There's a reason the catalog is just recycled shitposts and bait from 2+ years ago.

>> No.19877917

>>19875284
I helped Rushia terminate her contract

>> No.19877990
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>>19876569

>> No.19878592

>>19875284
I have a penis.

>> No.19879793

>>19877291
So anyway I'm only here to have sex with the female talents

>> No.19879854

>>19875284
>im a bi
>i hate females bcoz im guy
>i want to suck nijimales cock
>i hate holobronies

There easy ticket to become nijinigger

>> No.19879935

>>19875648
I wish I was part of what's happening instead of only watching from afar, but I'm afraid of starting streaming, and I think most small vtubers/weebs are weirdos, so networking would be a pain in the ass

>> No.19879954

>>19876775
God I wish

>> No.19880303

>>19875284
"A year ago, I collabed with a Vtuber named Nova Ryuusei a few times."

>> No.19880399

>>19879935
/asp/bros...

>> No.19880437

>>19875284
>".. and thanks to my friend, Elira"

>> No.19880588
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>>19879935
>but I'm afraid of starting streaming
God I wish that was all in the way of me streaming.

>> No.19880614

>>19875284
>I know how to stream a window instead of the entire desktop
>>19875426
>Heil Omegatranny
>>19875648
>all anons are ESL
>>19876569
>Trash Taste
>>19877291
>How could the Jewish population in Europe stay the same after WW2 if 6 million died?

>> No.19880658

>>19877291
I wanna have SEXXXX

>> No.19880660
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>>19880588
You always have some things other people don't have, and don't have some other people have, that's how life works

>> No.19881525

>>19875284
>I just graduated from high school and I want a part-time job
>>19875426
>"why is management bothering me to stream again?" -Kronii
>>19875648
>I'm just here to stir shit, I don't watch streams
>>19877291
>6 million weren't enough

>> No.19881644

>>19875284
ogey rrat schizo ringo meat

>> No.19881649

>>19875648
I don't hate Kiara, I actually want to have sex and it's driving me mad.

>> No.19884352

>>19881649
This remind me how many Trekkies claim they hate Captain Janeway but deep down they want to fuck her.

>> No.19884396

>>19875284
>"Pizza delivery!"

>> No.19884519

>>19881649
>>19884352
the character is hated but the actor can get that dicking

>> No.19884918

>>19875648
Hololive JP is better than EN because I can't understand them, while I'm acutely aware I will never be Japanese

>> No.19886637

bump

>> No.19886727

>>19880614
>I know how to stream a window instead of the entire desktop
In all fairness, some games are so shitty that you have to stream the whole desktop to stream them.

>> No.19886732

>>19875648
Watching chuubas is making me depressed about not having real life friends, instead of admitting this and seeking therapy I decided that I must become chuuba

>> No.19886829

>>19881649
I dislike Kiara but i can't say i hate the person unless i learn to know her. Would bang one way or another.

>> No.19886874

>>19875284
>guitar riff

>> No.19887419

>>19876447
EN doesn't have 3D though

>> No.19887854

>>19886874
she WILL save them

>> No.19888056

>>19887419
I'm pretty sure that post isn't talking about EN.

>> No.19888383
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19888383

>>19876569
Be honest. How would you react?

>> No.19888647

>>19877291
>Ok maybe it happened, but it wasn't six millions
>No please don't donate SEA money to me, you need it way more than me
>What do I thing about same sex relationahips? It's only ok if both are born woman and I'm watching it in 4K
>Oh anon, that's sooo funny, I can't breath
>Vaccinated? Me? Don't worry anon I don't believe in hoaxxes

>> No.19888646

>>19888383
Implying he have the drive to stream.
Even if he did stream, he just looking at Hololive under skirts for 3 hours

>> No.19888678

>>19888383
I would question the people in charge of looking through auditions, because even if Sana was a questionable hire she still is way more talented than cum chalice man who can't finish his worse than spaghetti code indie game.

>> No.19888690

>>19877291
"Hello guys, my name is [X] and this is my debut and I just realized I can't handle the pressure and I want to graduate k thanx bye"

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>>19876569
I don't know how they gonna porn parody Vtuber but they will find a way

>> No.19889263
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19889263

>"slip ups worse than 'my boyfr- oh shit'"

>> No.19889493

>>19888056
It is

>> No.19890501

>>19889493
Then the last sentence makes 0 sense.

>> No.19890540

>>19886874
Honestly might work.
Just open it with a sick guitar riff then go into a 5 minute concert.

>> No.19890640

>>19875648
I will never be Japanese. None of us will be.

>> No.19890697

>>19877291
NIGGA
NIG-
NIG-
NIGGER
NIGGER SAN SUPACHA ARIGATO

>> No.19891219

>>19876569
>huh, Gary Coleman!

>> No.19891294

>>19875648
I have not watched a stream in weeks.

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