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1995865 No.1995865 [Reply] [Original]

Why yes. All hololive members are straight because I said so
>Source: Me

>> No.1995904

>>1995865
Statistically correct since gays only make up like 5% of the population

>> No.1996242
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1996242

>>1995865
Sorry yurifags, all the holos are straight. I know this because I(me) had sex with all of them.

>> No.1996276

Who cares either way unless they're happy. Just let them do what they want.

>> No.1996288
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>>1995904
Gays make up about 2-5% of the population. There are 42 Hololive members excluding Holostars. Statistically 0-1 hololive members could potentionally be gay. But because japan isn't influenced by globohomo (until recently from jap-american mutts spreading gay shit over), that can be determined to be either yuri fetishism or bisexualism

>> No.1996314
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1996314

>there's no such thing as straight females

>> No.1996328

>>1996288
Fuck off Abe, we Reiwa now.
Gay marriage in Nippon soon!

>> No.1996339

>>1996288
Based

>> No.1996361

>>1996276
Mentall illnesses dont make you happy anon, doing the correct thing does in biological terms does

all people who consider themselves gay have either hormone disorders or mental delusions + they all tend to be unattractive for the opposite gender

>> No.1996389

>>1996328
I dont think you are japanese friend. Glory to Abe

>> No.1996399
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>>1995865
Why yes. All Holo members hate each other and cant stand each other. They're only getting along because if they dont, they'll graduate.
>Source: The voices in my head.

>> No.1996420

>>1995865
They're all gay until proven otherwise. That's how it works.

>> No.1996426

>>1996288
Based Abe

>> No.1996440

>>1996420
>They're all gay until proven otherwise
That applies to OPs, not chuubas.

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>>1996288
Furthermore that number can be halved meaning abolsutely 0 as bisexualism is nothing more than influence from globohomo or from rare cases schizo delusions which of course can be reversed finding the right partner. Therefore means that no hololive member can be homosexual

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>>1996361
>Mentall illnesses dont make you happy anon
Being normal doesn't do the job either. Hell, being in a korean basket weaving forum about virtual Youtubers isn't normal. We all have mental illnesses here, especially you.

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>>1996288
You're forgetting to take into account that, by nature of the job, Hololive is much more likely to attract a gay/bi female otaku rather than your average straight normie. Your oshi is a lesbian and there's nothing you can do about it Abe!

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>>1996328
>>1996507
Sorry my friend. But your samefagging dont work, gay rights dont exist. Dont be jewed next time. Also majority of hololive fans are male otakus not fujoshi as you, yourself are

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>>1996288
Abe? More like "Abased" amiright boys?

>> No.1996645
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1996645

fujoshi is scum, and must be eradicated. They are apart of the globohomo system and are pawns of such system

>> No.1996668
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>>1996533
>fujoshi as you, yourself are
Why would a fujoshi watch and defend yuri-bait vtubers?

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>>1996668
More of a reverse fujoshi but its still the same shit. Rotten girl where they aggressivley impose homosexuality. And again, most viewers are males and faggots

>> No.1996760

>>1996288
>>1995865
OBJECTION!
You're forgetting that this man only hires downtrodden and messed up talents with a messed up history. If he was going to hire exclusively the most appealing, yet handicapped talents, of course they'd be lesbians

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>>1996760

>> No.1996785
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>>1995865

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1996804

>>1996785
>Literally simps for male e-celebs
If anything though the chicken had the straight ripped right out of her

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1996814

>Why yes. I'm a fudanshi, i only watch hololive for the yuri interactions. What gave it away?

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1996815

>>1996760
Great point. Most hololive talents are streamers with a small fanbase or broken down from harrassment where god emperor yagoo picks em up and gives them a new life

>> No.1996817

>>1996771
YAGOO is gay

>> No.1996858
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1996858

>>1996814
You're still using fujoshi/fudanshi wrong

>> No.1996862

>>1996288
Yagoo is gay, hololive was just a distraction and a cashcow so he could pursue his true goal, the homostar harem.

>> No.1996867

>>1996817
oogay

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>>1996817
>>1996867
>Yagoo has a gay agenda
>Yagoo
>Oogay
>Oo gay
How deep does the rabbit hole go? When does it stop?

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1996920

>>1996862
>lost his cutest member
>feel into despair
>gave up on Hololive being an idol company
It's all becoming clear now. I hope he can overcome the pain and make the next gen all traps

>> No.1996974
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>>1996920
How about you not be apart of the globohomo system? You've been wankin it too much to the point you've become homosexual and are actively persuing for hololive to be homo

>> No.1997025

>This post is extremely low quality.

>> No.1997034

You're not gonna fuck them so why does it matter?

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>>1997034
I'm secretly AI Yagoo, I fug em all I want nigga

>> No.1997126

>>1996288
Yes. And the gay man is yagoo. Otherwise there'd have been a sex scandal by now

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>>1996445
>>1996288

>> No.1997659

>>1996440
It applies to ops and chuubas.

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