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▼Phase Connect Links

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▼Ashelia Rinkou 鈴香 アシェリア (EN)
A "clumsy" special agent from the other world. Cheerful, clueless, and laid back - a little too laid back to be on the run...
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/RinkouAshelia
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/asheliarinkou

▼Utatane Nasa 転寝 ナサ (JP)
A "young dragon" who has just recently awakened from her slumber. What awaits her in this new world?
Twitter: https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/UtataneNasa
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/utatanenasa

▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿 いおり (JP + EN)
A special killer-agent disguised as a maid. She was sent from the other world to capture a very dangerous criminal and retrieve a very important relic. The fate of the other world depends on it!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/HakushikaIori
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉 ウルカ (EN)
A trainee agent from the other world. She dropped out of the academy to pursue her dream of becoming a rock-star. Well... Let's just say it's not going too well for her...
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/FujikuraUruka
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka

▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠 みちる (JP)
The daughter of a powerful wizard and a beastman. She grew up surrounded by magic, animals, and love. As a free spirited young wizard, she decides to travel the worlds and experience new things.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ShisuiMichiru
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

▼Tenma Maemi 天満 マエミ (JP + EN)
A mysterious little fox claiming to be a college student. She appears to be smart, kind and innocent, but harbors an unexplained fixation on a particular rabbit.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TenmaMaemi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tenmamaemi
Twitch Archives: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvmSVAwFc5MJwQowsDvCTuw

▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン ピッパ (EN)
The cutest rabbit in the universe - or so she would like you to thin-
"PIPIPIPIPI"
Twitter: https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/PipkinPippa
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/pipkinpippa

▼Phase Friends
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Previous thread >>20044367

>> No.20089278

▼Today's Streams
https://youtu.be/2g8xjwrNGnE
Iori is teaching English

https://youtu.be/45eVIa_Nf5k
Pippa will be playing Minecraft in 7 hours

https://youtu.be/7y_xnhyAokk (Tenma POV)
https://youtu.be/hMT8NAhnGXY (Michiru POV)
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika (Iori POV)
Tenma, Pippa Nasa, Michiru and Iori will be playing Dead by Daylight in 8 hours

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Michiru will be playing Valorant in 18 hours

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NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

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>>20089271
>thread subject and thumbnail
Based notnotnotKevin

>> No.20089679
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A COMMON FEATURE OF URUKA'S STREAMS IS CONSTANT LAGGING AND DROPPING OUT. NOW, SOME MAY THINK, WHY WOULD SUCH A POWERFUL ENTITY HAVE SUCH TERRIBLE INTERNET?! SHE IS LITERALLY DECENDED FROM GOD! NOT TO MENTION SHE SPENDS SEVERAL HOURS A WEEK STREAMING, WHY WOULDN'T SHE HAVE THE BEST INTERNET POSSIBLE? WELL, SADLY THERE ISN'T A SIMPLE SOLUTION. YOU SEE, INSIDE ALL OF US ARE NEURONS. NEURONS THAT CARRY ELECTRICAL SIGNALS THROUGHOUT THE BODY, DELIVERING INFOMATION TO WHERE IT NEEDS TO GO. NOW, ELECTRICITY AND BY EXTENTION THE INTERNET WORKS IN A VERY SIMILAR WAY. BUT THIS IS WHERE THE PROBLEM LIES. YOU SEE, URUKA IS SO VERY POWERFUL, THAT NEURONS AND THEIR SIGNALS, OVERPOWER AND INTERFER WITH THOSE AROUND HER. SHE IS PRACTICALLY A WALKING EMP. AS SUCH, A SPECIAL KIND OF ELECTRICITY AND INTERNET HAD TO BE CREATED SPECIFICALLY SO SHE SHOULD STREAM CONSISTANTLY, HOWEVER HER SHEER POWER IS JUST TOO MUCH AND ON OCCASION IT OVERPOWERS THE SPECIAL ELECTRICITY AND TAKES EVERYTHING OFFLINE...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

>> No.20089715

>>20089679
Powerful, Urukanon.

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>>20089444
>Being a Nick Poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALaVYZ05cZ0

>> No.20090576

Pippa is surprisingly masochistic in bed.

>> No.20090628

>>20090576
Or would be if she wasn't a femcel.

>> No.20091429

>>20090628
>

>> No.20091657
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>>20090628

>> No.20091679

>>20089679
do you write these up every time there is a new thread or do you have a bunch you wrote in advance?

>> No.20091745

another thread, another timeloop

>> No.20091814

>>20091745
This too is a timeloop

>> No.20092278

>>20091745
This is my first timeloop

>> No.20092396

Flakes will be MINE.

>> No.20092476

>>20091745
I, for one, do not mind timeloops.
I want pippa to step on me and call me a pipipipipig

>> No.20092530

>>20088169
Are goal horns player-specific or can they be more generic?
https://youtu.be/Xnvt1IRaO1c
https://youtu.be/L7ABGLDiMr8

>> No.20092586

>>20092530
Both but I doubt we'll change Nyanpassu so it will have to be player specific ones.

>> No.20092613

>>20092530
they can be both but I think having a 2nd generic that isn't the same short loop over and over would be a nice improvement.
Like have it play after the 3rd goal orso.

>> No.20092783
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>>20088169
https://files.catbox.moe/foqllv.mp4

>> No.20092825

>>20092530
I can make Monster for the second goal and Giragira for the 3rd, what do you guys think?

>> No.20092908

i want to headpat the pippa

>> No.20092956

>>20092825
I think giragira can be turned into a player specific one if the bear ever scores a goal haha but other than that yeah I like the idea of monster being a generic goalhorn.

>> No.20094043

>>20089271
god I want to sniff and lick those sweaty musky deer pits after a long hot game of soccer

>> No.20094158

>>20094043
> soccer
It's called football you fucking mutt.
>>20092908
Based.

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>>20094158
freedomball

>> No.20095032

>>20094158
The word soccer comes from an abbreviation for Association (from Association Football, the 'official' name for the game) plus the addition of the suffix –er. This suffix (originally Rugby School slang, and then adopted by Oxford University), was appended to 'shortened' nouns, in order to form jocular words.

shut the fuck up you fucking pansy bitch of a europoor and look up some facts first.

>> No.20095298

>>20095032
Fuck you and your handegg

>> No.20095324

Maybe I'm being too optimistic, but having every team in our group (which we topped) make it through seems like a good indicator for our team's strength.

>> No.20095679

>>20095324
Perhaps. The true test comes tomorrow.
/wvt/ is the first true powerhouse we've played so far.

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>FUCK ARTISTS
>Twitter today: Drew this for you Pippa please love me, I'm not like those other girls
If Pippa ever goes full parasocial it's going to be this uncanny valley of domestic abuse
>"This is all your fault why can't you just act right?"
>"Do you think I like doing this, everything you say is wrong, why do you make me do this to you, chyat?"

>> No.20095886

>>20095801
dont care pippa leak gen2 shit

>> No.20096086

>>20095801
i love being abused by women who don't know i exist or wouldn't care if they did

>> No.20096155

>>20095801
>being groomed by Pippa
it's like pottery

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Listen you snobby artists. Pippa wants your work FOR. FREE. Now get to it!

>> No.20096398

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1502760796752953353
>this tweet
>a kay's cooking video played on the divegrass channel around 15 minutes ago after the stream ended
Didn't expect you to watch the entire tournament Pippa. Good to see.

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>>20095886
You can handle another month.

>> No.20096855

>>20095032
nta but what the fuck? how does association football turn into soccer?

>> No.20096960
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>>20096398
Pippa cooking stream when? I don't think Haachama has a monopoly

>> No.20097026
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>>20096960
Can Pippa even cook? She would be giving a lot of former vtubers out there a run for their money

>> No.20097254

>>20097026
>Can Pippa even cook?
She's a zoomer woman. That should answer your question. No modern women can cook.

>> No.20097370

>>20097254
Pippa...
Sorry the marriage is off. I dont want a housewife that cant cook

>> No.20097619

>>20096855
That's just a simple explanation for it. You might also be surprised to find out that american football is actually supposed to be called gridiron but no one calls it that.

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>>20097026
Can anyone? Even the men that cook on /ck/ it is sloppa made by alcoholics and stoners and a handful of /fit/fags eating chicken and broccoli with a side of apples

>> No.20097905
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>>20097780
Pfft- no? I don't know how to sew either, you wanted to ask that

>> No.20098114

>>20097370
You could still teach her though.

>> No.20098316

>>20097026
whats wrong with breaking the spagheti?

>> No.20099437

>>20097254
I can fix her
Captcha: X4PPP

>> No.20099751

>>20099437
I believe in you, an-non

>> No.20100320
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>kanpainiki are getting a meet and greet
You're right, I'm actually NOT jealous. How could you tell?

>> No.20100452

>>20097254
Can Tenma cook?

>> No.20101110

>>20100452
I don’t know but I believe

>> No.20101314

>>20100320
>ywn take a picture together with Tenma
>ywn grab her ass and squeeze knowing she's too painfully japanese to stop a groper

>> No.20101406

i can't wait to see how horribly pippa fucks up in the collabs later. it's always a treat.

>> No.20101550

>>20101406
Do you think Pippa remembered to listen to the music Lisa sent her?

>> No.20102044

>>20097026
Thanks nigger I just remembered when a woman destroyed my best frying pans by trying to be cute and cook the worst excuse for a meal that I've ever witnessed.

>> No.20102551

>>20101406
>Pippa fucks Lisa up by sending her horrific shit for her to "study" about
>Tenma fucks Lisa up by asking her what her and her genmates unwashed panties smell like
>Iori just straight up molests her
Why does she hang out with these degenerates?

>> No.20102642

>>20102551
Lisa is obvious a maso and enjoys being bullied

>> No.20102663

>>20102551
>Iori just straight up molests her
Which stream was this? I must've missed it.

>> No.20102834

>>20100452
She orders food so I'd be going with no on that

>> No.20103383

>>20101550
I hope not, just so I can see the spaghetti embarrassment.

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>>20089271
>tfw only EOP in collab with 4 JPs

>> No.20104119

i don't feel so good bros

>> No.20104171

>>20102044
That’s what you get for letting a woman touch anything valuable of yours. You only have yourself to blame, anon.

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>>20104119
What the FUCK is wrong with you ANON?! TELL US!

>> No.20104225

>>20104119
What’s wrong anon?

>> No.20104937

>>20104119
anon I fucking swear, you better actually tell us what’s wrong this time, the suspense is killing me.

>> No.20105074

>>20104192
>>20104225
>>20104937
>inb4 anon is pippa worried about the collabs

>> No.20105434

>>20105074
I will be adopting this theory. You’ll be fine Pippa, just keep collabing and you’ll get better.

>> No.20106257

>>20097780
I can.

>> No.20106558

>>20105074
>mmo addict
>worried about the collabs
don't kid yourself

>> No.20107066

Pippa will be fine, she's got chat with her,- the anchor that lets her do her shtick.

>> No.20107371

https://youtu.be/45eVIa_Nf5k
pippa will be playing minecraft with lisa from tsunderia tonight for an hour before joining michiru, tenma, iori, and nasa for a dead by daylight collab

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Please take good care of our sheep, Phasebros

>> No.20107830

>>20107517
Your sheep is pretty cool, anon. I’m impressed with her ability to tolerate our rabbit’s retardation.

>> No.20108161

>>20107517
We will return her mindbroken,you're welcome.

>> No.20108188

>>20107517
Your sheep is around wolves

>> No.20108252

>>20107517
I will be raping your sheep

>> No.20108294

>>20107517
Your sheep will be raping me

>> No.20108373

>220
Yep.
200 is the absolute minimum now.
It's been like a month now. Honeymoon period's over, this is just what Pips gets now.
I'M SO PROUD HOLY SHIT.

>> No.20108534

>>20108373
And when it's not cubegame or a collab with other vtubers, she averages around ~300 to ~350 as well, with the topic streams like the Hellen Keller one even hitting ~600. It's insane to see
>Spoiler
Me too, an-non. I love her

>> No.20108759

>>20108373
>>20108534
I remember when Pippa was only getting around 30 views or so in her streams. I'm so proud of this dumbass rabbit bros.

>> No.20108891

>>20108759
I remember when she had under 50 subs.

>> No.20108914

>>20107371
Joined late.
Is Pippa getting a better handle on her autism and anxiety with collabs?

>> No.20109033

>>20108914
Kinda. She does alright if it’s 1-on-1, but once it exceeds too many people she kinda starts to clam up.

>> No.20109329

Pippa and Lisa make good stream partners, they’re becoming more organic together each collab.

>> No.20109567

Pippa and Lisa should have sex.

>> No.20109807

>>20108891
I remember when she was still a sperm in a half-spanish man's ballsack

>> No.20109852

>>20109567
with me

>> No.20109873

>>20109807
I remember grooming her in Mabinogi

>> No.20110248

>they
How can anyone actually go along with this nonsense without slipping up and saying 'she' instead?

>> No.20110343

>>20110248
??? What?

>> No.20110351

>>20110248
You don't. The slip-up is usually very awkward.

>> No.20110794

the dead by daylight collab is starting soon featuring michiru, nasa, iori, tenma and pippa
tenma pov
https://youtu.be/7y_xnhyAokk
michiru pov
https://youtu.be/hMT8NAhnGXY
nasa pov
https://youtu.be/wkR_XmEDQTA

>> No.20110799

>>20110248
>>20110351
Welp

>> No.20110858

>not watching Nen
pippa based as always

>> No.20111042

>>20108373
>>220
Ended up being at 280-300 for most of the stream.

>> No.20111093

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMT8NAhnGXY
Migrate

>> No.20111113

>>20110858
what's wrong with nen

>> No.20111173

>>20110858
It's based, but she also apologized for not watching, which is cringe.
>>20111113
Twitter Tranny pronoun shit.

>> No.20111317

>>20111173
>which is cringe.
Gotta have some manners, anon.

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Joji arc when

>> No.20112839

Is that high pitched voice nasa?

>> No.20113723

Pippa doesn't actually find the tutorial hard, she's just stalling so that she doesn't actually have to play with her genmates.

>> No.20114120

Tenma's panicked cries are giving me a boner

>> No.20114874

>>20113723
>A girl doesn't like Dead by Daylight
Doubt

>> No.20114999

>>20114874
why do all women love this game, it sucks. it can't just be they want to fuck serial killers right?

>> No.20115259

>>20114999
yes.
I believe it also has to do with the simplistic gameplay, but to be fair I haven't played it myself and I don't know how deep can it get

>> No.20116076

>>20114999
Dunno but every girl I have on steam from phasmophobia plays it a ton, I think it's hiding and anticipation of being chased, then the running from certain death being a thrill and co-op so you don't get too spooked

>> No.20116116

>>20114999
It's better than Phasmo, so you should hope they pick up Dead By Daylight instead of that.

>> No.20116158

>>20116076
>I think it's hiding and anticipation of being chased, then the running from certain death
So this is the fantasy of every woman? Interesting.

>> No.20116191

>>20116116
Are there any vtubers that play Hunt: Showdown?

>> No.20116642

>>20116158
It's more a type of woman, autism is often described as extreme male brain so maybe thats why Pippa doesn't like DbD but then she's into yandere dudes kidnapping her and locking her in cages and ryona and you'd think there'd be some overlap there right?

>> No.20117327

Pippa doesn’t like it because she’s a contrarian. She gets off to forming a less popular opinion.

>> No.20117439

>>20117327
But not liking DbD is the popular opinion among rational human beings.

>> No.20117709

>>20117439
it's women we're talking about here, not rational human beings

>> No.20117833

>>20117709
This is true. I concede.

>> No.20118141

>>20116191
Leaflit (Twitch) plays it sometimes

>> No.20119057

Can you imagine how drastic the change in your life if you accidentally got Lia pregnant?

>> No.20119111

>>20117327
Calling everybody who disagrees with you a contrarian is way too common.

>> No.20119152

>>20119057
>accidentally

>> No.20119285

God I missed Lia so much. I'm obsessed with her, I've felt lost without her and the only thing keeping me sane has been Elden Ring. I'm so excited to see her stream. I don't even care if she somehow manages to spoil something for me I'm going to watch the whole thing unless my parents make me dinner then I'll take a short break.

>> No.20119406

>>20119285
Wow flakes is so excited that he forgot to spoiler

>> No.20119439

>>20119111
This. I wouldn’t call Pippa a contrarian, seeing how she likes a lot of normie/popular anime. Her problem is that she touts her underdeveloped opinions after watching a video or two on a given subject.

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>>20119057
it would be an improvement to my life in every way, i will take responsibility
>>20119285
it's been a really rough few weeks without her, i knew i'd miss her really bad but having that two-to-three-hour gap in my evening with nothing to do sucks

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>>20119439
>Her problem is that she touts her underdeveloped opinions after watching a video or two on a given subject.
She is right about Hellen Keller being a hoax

>> No.20119544

>>20119057
I don’t know if I’d be able to do it, but I’d try to step up and be the best father and husband I could be

>> No.20119550

>>20119439
To be fair Pippa herself said she tends to be contrarian on a lot of stuff

>> No.20119699

>>20119525
That’s an easy opinion to have, and she literally listened to one podcast and immediately hopped on board.

>> No.20119738

>>20119057
Watching a friend of mine deal with this IRL and idk if I'd want to do it even with Lia.

>> No.20119816

>>20119550
Oh, hopefully she grows out of that cringe.

>> No.20119937

i feel like Lia would make a good mom

>> No.20120064

>>20119937
idk but I love her so much I'd impregnate her and then even take responsibility

>> No.20120165

>>20120064
my only concern would be how autistic our children would be

>> No.20120225

the only member of phaseconnect i would want to impregnate and take responsibility for is pippa

>> No.20120251

don't forget meeting guys

>> No.20120317

>>20110794
>collab ends
>Tenma and Michiru does aftercare before ending stream
>Nasa just ends stream

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>>20108373
>spoiler
We all are. So very very much

>> No.20120940

>>20119439
>she touts her underdeveloped opinions after watching a video or two on a given subject
Pippa has the shallowness of a young woman with attention span issues as a result of being terminally online. On average, men penetrate deeper into subjects while woman prefer to stay shallow and that average is dropping as computer overexposure decreases everyone's attention span unless you specifically train it. I watch Pippa for many things but deep insights is not one of it. Throughout my life I have valued many relationships with women, sexual or otherwise, but I have never gone to a woman with the expectation of deep insight that they just cannot bring unless they were born under a special star. Women can provide salt of the earth and earthly wisdom but it is men who delve deep.

>> No.20121116

>>20120940
There is one exception to this rule and that is the hag. If you want developed opinions, consult a hag.

>> No.20121286

>>20120940
not diving too deep happens a lot when your attention is spread across 100 different hobbies. Having pipkin sucks in that regard.

>> No.20122760

Did anyone here submit a picture of themselves for Uruka to judge?

>> No.20123159

Fuck Pippa and fuck Rosemi.

>> No.20123201

>>20123159
gladly

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There is no doubt in my mind, that I must have on several occasions bumped elbows with pippa while posting on the best thread on /vt/ >>19751229
She may have even been OP a few times

>> No.20124011

>>20122760
If by "myself" you mean my penis then yes

>> No.20124310

>>20122760
I did. I was the one she masturbated to after the stream ended.

>> No.20124355

>>20120940
Pippa has potential to become more thoughtful and nuanced if her streaming career makes it into haghood. I think your opinion on women does hold true for young women, but I’ve met a few wise hags myself.

>> No.20124408

>>20124310
Jeans Man?

>> No.20124867

>>20116642
The wisewomen are supposed to initiate girls into womanhood through suffering. Pippa's ryona fetish is a warning sign that her psychology is underdeveloped because the craving for suffering is a craving for maturity.

>> No.20125055

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1502888734819119107

Uruka, Tenma, and (You) are doin it in 10 minutes.

>> No.20125790

>>20125055
Was just about to post a rant about Uruka being a tease and obsessively refreshing Twitter but I guess its confirmed.

>> No.20125813

>>20120165
As a Lia simp I feel our children would be extremely autistic but because of how much I love Lia and knowing that our kids would be part Lia I would love them with my life.

>> No.20126006
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I don't mean to rock the boat, but I like Pipkin Pippa

>> No.20126048

>>20126006
i love her so much

>> No.20126126

>>20126006
>>20126048
I THINK PIPKIN SUCKS

>> No.20126191

>>20126126
Suck Pippa and suck Rosemi.

>> No.20126254

>>20126191
Formerly Michiru Pippa and Michiru Rosemi

>> No.20126396

i want to feed & seed pippa

>> No.20126996

>>20126396
we know Flakes

>> No.20127021

>>20126996
I'm not Flakes, I hate that faggot with a passion

>> No.20127105

>>20121286
You should diversify. Autism, social pariah status, and inceldom happen when you have only one hobby. Saxophones have never even once helped me to have sex despite supposedly being a seductive musical instrument. I can literally see women recoil in disgust when they find out I have and can play them. I had to lie about having no musical ability just to get a girlfriend and even then she never had sex with me.

>> No.20127144

>>20127021
That's something Flakes would say, emo faggot.

>> No.20127169
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>>20127105
everyone point and laugh at the gay sax player
t. violin chuds

>> No.20127351

I wonder how full of bruises Pippa's entire body is from all of the ryona sessions her and Zoidberg have together.

>> No.20127424

>>20091679
I usually write one ore two before I go to bed and post it when the new thread pops up. I only write them with each new thread if we're going through a timeloop and I don't want to think too hard.

>> No.20127944

Why can Uruka never answer a simple question from Tenma?
>can I sing you a song?
>HUH? WHA? HUH?
Just fucking say yes you retard.

>> No.20128088

>>20127944
Isn't Uruka ESL?

>> No.20128288

>>20127944
She's working on assignment, I doubt she's paying too much attention to Tenma

>> No.20128311

>>20127944
please undatando bear is scare
>>20127105
if this isn't pasta then it should be

>> No.20128374

>>20128288
>>20128088
She did it a lot during the stream where Tenma talked about panty sniffing too.

>>20128311
>please undatando bear is scare
That's fair.

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https://twitter.com/YuniLunaTV/status/1502909126581575682?s=20&

Help her sleep, if you love her so much.

>> No.20129094

>>20128964
What does this have to do with phase connect?

>> No.20129116

>>20129094
nothing just someone being an asshole

>> No.20129204

>>20128964
Why are you like this, anon?

>> No.20129281

>>20129204
like what?

>> No.20129355

>>20129281
Like a faggot.

>> No.20129357

>>20116158
>>20114999
In men the area for anger and the area for arousal are triggered by overlapping circuits.
In women it's the area for fear that overlaps with arousal.
Hence why men like shooters & women like survival horror.
To summarize decades & tens of thousands pages worth of research in a single 4chan-friendly paragraph.

>> No.20129687

After having heard of Tenma for like a fucking year Google finally recommended me this Uruka working stream ft. Tenma and I am full of regret for not watching her before

>> No.20129772

>>20129357
Men are also aroused by fear, look at yanderes and Kampainiki. Don't need to waste time for decades to tell you that.

>> No.20129881

>>20128964
>Help her sleep, if you love her so much.
How do you want us to do that?

>> No.20129982

That guy has a cross on his back! It's a gun! Jesus is my homie!

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>>20127105

>> No.20130620

>Conan will continue when I get married and have kids.
I thought Tenma couldn't have kids bros...
Did she lie?

>> No.20130663

>>20130620
adopted

>> No.20130712

>>20130620
>Tenma puking from the cum jar removed the impurities in her body and started her recovery healing arc

>> No.20130723

>>20130620
A date with Tenma actually sounds fun. It's got to be hard for her to find a partner when she isn't the usual submissive type of woman Japanese men tend to go for.

>> No.20130771

HANNAH MONTANA

>> No.20130826

>>20128964
>Help her sleep
Fine, I'll fuck her into a coma

>> No.20130847

>Uruka cried at the ending of Hannah Montana
Dear lord I love this autist so much

>> No.20130895

> Do you know Urusei Yatsura? It's from 1981
fuck me

>> No.20131195

>fuck isekao
BASED

>> No.20131245
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>> No.20131627

> You should watch Kodomo no Jikan! KODOMO NO JIKAN! YOU SHOULD WATCH THAT ONE! *bangs desk*
tenma no that's too based you can't!!!

>> No.20131662
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>artists are ... Le Bad

>> No.20131702

Tenma is disgusted by Uruka's taste

>> No.20131838

>>20131702
Don't talk to me. Don't look at me.

>> No.20131905

>PsychoPass was too much for me
Even I'm getting disgusted at this point.

>> No.20132068

Please watch precure bear!

>> No.20132330

Uruka should play Ys IV

>> No.20132959

Good job, Pippa

>> No.20132962
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Pippa Love!
You did good!
Proud of Pippa-chan!

>> No.20133077

Uruka reminds me of a female Shu of Nijisanji.

>> No.20133261

Lia is looking for a new mod by the way, so if you're looking to groom her or whatever, now is your chance.

>> No.20133304

>>20133261
I'd say Tenma is the least likely to be groomed. She'd probably pick up on it very quickly. which is a good thing, fuck you groomer faggots.

>> No.20133330

>>20133304
It's a shame Tenma isn't looking for a mods then

>> No.20133406
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>>20133330
My brain auto corrected Lia to Tenma.

>> No.20133432

Tenma being a bit real

>> No.20133444

>>20130723
>she isn't the usual submissive type of woman Japanese men tend to go for.
Oh shit I never thought about this. These fucking low-T Nipponjins are too set in their salaryman ways to realize Tenma would be the greatest wife ever

>> No.20133482

Tenma getting real and I feel the rrats coming.
>not everyone is a friend in the company
Who is not friends with tenma?

>> No.20133574

>>20133482
I'm pretty sure she's just referring to streamer culture in general.
She's probably talking about another company, not theirs.
Unless she's talking about Lia and Pippa

>> No.20133628

>>20133574
theres no way her and pippa arent friends, Tenma defends pippa more often than anyone. Not sure about Lia.

>> No.20133646

>>20133574
She just got through licking Pippa's dick

>> No.20133652

>>20133628
Sorry, I probably could have worded it better.
I mean Lia and Pippa not being friends with each other. Tenma is friends with both of them.

>> No.20133769

>>20133482
Why do they even elude to this? Now I gotta get the rrat engine all fired up and turn my paranoia to max. I will be extra observant of future interactions amongst the Phase Talents.

>> No.20133809

>>20133769
>elude
allude*

>> No.20133823

>Sakana getting shitted on on stream
Is fishman a maso?

>> No.20133833

>If Sakana was macho he'd be a himbo
If the fish starts hitting the gym, Tenma is gonna groom her boss

>> No.20133863

>>20133809
FUCK. That’s it, I’m going to turn this embarrassment into further distrust towards streamers.

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>> No.20133928

>>20133890
This scares the Fox

>> No.20133950

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVKA-l0P34w

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>>20133928
It didn't scare me as a child but I can understand. The stark difference between everything being cartoony and then a real face being slapped right in there is spooky.

>> No.20134183

Disney Live Action HATE!

>> No.20134199
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20134199

fucking fucking fuckk I hate streams like this that’s are sometimes so so boring but other times information dense. I don’t have the manpower and time to document everything to try and connect rrats. Now I have to go to work wondering about who secretly hates who in Phase Connect, without the actual time to study them and figure it out, fuck. And this is only going to become more difficult when gen 2 debuts. There’s going to be more dynamics and I’m already so behind on it all FUCK.

>> No.20134198

Pinocchio is probably the dirtiest Disney movie, Tenma knows.
Pinocchio singing in a seedy show with an abusive owner about how he runs around and fucks multiple women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1du4id5Bys

>> No.20134278

>>20134199
phacon loves each other. zero hate

>> No.20134319

>>20108373
i am so proud of the gypsy doing all the work! without him, she'd still be a 2view

>>20108914
probably just getting tired of it

>> No.20134437

> Thank you Uruka-chan for letting me know I can always show my sausage to you, it makes me happy to know we have the same interests

>> No.20134452
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>>20134278
Thats bullshit anon! And I’m going to find out the truth! It’s time to find the roots of hatred in Phase Connect!

>> No.20134522

>>20133261
How can anyone pass up the chance to get a one-way line to Lia via her other two mods?

>> No.20134563

>>20134522
It worked out well for Clero.

>> No.20134627

>>20134563
He got outted as an actual groomer to both the talent and her female mod. How did he come out ahead?

>> No.20134803

Uruka bombing all of her grades for the streamer life.

>> No.20134875

>>20134803
Cs get degrees.
And who needs a good GPA when you've got nepotism

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>>20134452
Everyone loves everyone. Don't make me call the enforcer.

>> No.20134926

>>20134627
I forgot we all have autism and I need a /s.

>> No.20135846

>>20134923
Bring her out, I wish to question her.

>> No.20136231

>>20133444
>>20130723
Wait you only realized this now?
Tenma's been fairly open about having been on dates now and then and almost equally as open about the fact it never seems to lead anywhere substantial.
She isn't what the average herbivore Nip wants and the average herbivore Nip isn't what she wants.
She kinda acts more like a Latina in some ways (just with more common sense) and Nips dont fw that, as Lia would say.

>> No.20136244

Since I love Phase Connect so much I want to find out all the hidden darker tidbits about it.

>> No.20136393

>>20136231
Oh I knew about the dates, and I’m hoping that Tenma finds a good dude to settle down with, I just never made the connection that maybe the reason she was struggling to find somebody is because most Japanese men want bland submissive bitches. Unironically Tenma is more macho that the average Japanese man.

>> No.20137031

>>20133261
Are you going to apply, Flakes?

>> No.20138616

Uruka is going to take a break next week....

>> No.20138629

Do you guys think Lia would approve of being in a chastity cage for her?

>> No.20138836

>>20138616
She needs it, she over works herself too much and given her recent yabs, I can't imagine she's doing too well stress wise

>> No.20138881

>>20138629
As long as you get one of the wireless locking one and give her the ability to unlock it.

>> No.20138948

>>20138881
Is this what Helen Keller was talking about with eugenics?

>> No.20139011

>>20138881
I wish I could that. I'd send her the keys to one I'm wearing if I could.

>> No.20139161

>>20139011
Something like this would be a lot easier to share access to.
https://www.qiui.store/products/copy-of-cellmate-2-chastity-cage-long

>> No.20139556

Lia seems way too young, how can she make anyone horny? It's like Lisa from Tsunderia.

>> No.20139665

>>20139556
She's older than me.

>> No.20139669

>>20139556
They're both around the same age as me, maybe slightly older, so there's nothing stopping me.

>> No.20139696

>>20139665
>>20139669
Sometimes I forget not everyone is a 31 year old boomer like yours truly.

>> No.20140590

>>20139696
I'm 31 and Lisa makes me horny. It's just you.

>> No.20140690

Rare Uruka moan (yawn)

>> No.20141150

>>20139556
Yeah I can’t say I see Lia in a sexual light at all, which makes the coombait stuff as of late a little uncomfortable

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Does anyone know what stream it was that Pippa sang Coming Home (song about Oregon) at the end?
I checked the endings of the last 6 weeks or so of streams and didn't see it, wondering if it's one of the privated streams

>> No.20142167

>>20127105
>Saxophones have never even once helped me to have sex despite supposedly being a seductive musical instrument
literally just pick a guitar and play wonderwall lol

>> No.20142279

>>20142167
His problem isn't the instrument, it's how fucking autistic he is.
How attractive you are when playing an instrument has nothing with the instrument, it's about the person playing and how 'connected' they are.
A dog shit saxophone player who's really into what they're doing and looks like they're having a great time is a thousand times more attractive than some orchestral twat that's perfected every aspect of the instrument but looks like he's constipated while playing.

>> No.20142764

>>20136393
>>20130723
Internet Japan experts and being retarded just fits so well together. It's amazing.

>> No.20142968

>>20110794
why did only those three stream?

>> No.20143110

>>20142279
all the more reason to, then. Bitches love wonderwall so much they'll forget how autistic he looks. That song is a meme for a reason, it's like it's wired for the female brain.

>> No.20143195

This bear is so fucking retarded I love her so much

>> No.20144034

>>20142968
Lori streamed on Twitch too.
I think the objective was to force Pippa not to interact with chat and focus on the collab.
Also maybe have capippalists watch the JPs.

>> No.20144977

Why is the only acknowledgment Pippa gives to the JP branch is platitudes?

>> No.20145267

>>20144977
Why is the cat flying house basement?

>> No.20145861

>>20145267
It's because of the merchants and farmers market in the woods.

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shhhhhh
the bear is sleeping

>> No.20146726

>>20146512
I wonder, if she hadn't started stream, would she have finished her assignment?

>> No.20147370

>>20146512
did she actually fall asleep? I tuned out a few hours ago.

>> No.20147585

>>20146726
Talking with an alcoholic fox about anime and reading chat is definitely an interesting strategy to get work done.

>> No.20147586

>>20144977
They don't like her since the japanese won't find her yabs and autism antics endearing like we do and that'll hurt their growth, they also envy that she is phase connects Gura and resent that a collab wouldn't help them for the former reasons

>> No.20147734

How do you attract a mentally retarded penis envy zoomer girl like Pippa?

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>>20147734
All girls have penis envy

>> No.20148063

>>20147939
Fair. Fair.
Still, my question stands. Asking for a nearly ojisan friend.

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>>20148063
Are you the 31 year old? All zoomers have daddy issues and a daddy kink, they'll add you on steam and discord just use the mic in public lobbies

>> No.20148457

>>20148350
Actually I'm 28 but I dress like I'm over 30.
Need me some batshit lolicon midget zoomer GF because it's easier to make them less retarded and more breedable than girls my own age.

>> No.20148532

>>20148350
So as a 36 year old I have a chance,I see! I see!

>> No.20148943

>>20148350
>tfw 31
I'm gonna make it bros!

>> No.20149235

>>20148350
He's not me. I hate Pippa and Rosemi.

>> No.20149374

>>20148350
As a 30 year old man I fantasize about impregnating 18 year old zoomer girls every day.

>> No.20149404

>>20139011
F-flakes?

>> No.20149711

>Urukas next stream starts in 30 minutes
>she is still sleeping
Its ove

>> No.20149732

I wonder how Pippa feels about all these older men wanting the pipussy.

>> No.20149857

>>20149732
Doesn't pippa like older men? Probably makes her wet.

>> No.20149893

>>20149732
Isnt Pippa relatively old herself?

>> No.20150151

>>20149893
Allegedly 23

>> No.20150265

>allegedly
Do your reps already newfags geez

>> No.20150424

>>20150265
Sorry, but I'm not retarded enough to believe everything just because it's slightly hinted at by some other retard who's dad works for Nintendo.

>> No.20150636

>>20147586
>They don't like her
You're hallucinating again.

>> No.20150861

>>20150424
>slightly hinted at
So you haven't done your reps

>> No.20150866

Divegrass starting, we're playing next

>> No.20150913

>>20150151
All chuubas pretend to be younger than they are to appear less intimidating, only zoomers pay for content and donate to streamers, period. We have literal zoom zoom retards in this thread who don't how to torrent and claim watching someone stream a movie on discord is easier, which is obviously a lie they just don't know how to pirate
She's pushing 30 she knows too much old internet lore and waxes nostalgic about the internet in its wild west era
>Remember old forums
>Remember livejournal
>Remember myspace drama from 2005
>Remember the 90's digimon/pokemon

>> No.20150959

>>20150861
Ignore the retards. They are either baiting or wanting to be spoonfed.

>> No.20150963

>>20150913
>grew up with my little pony figure trading in shool
>30
You have absolutefuckingly no idea what you are talking

>> No.20151413

>>20141902
it was at the very end of her most recent karaoke stream, which was unarchived. heres the timestamp
https://youtu.be/kJ14NsWJyew?t=5131

>> No.20151469

>>20150963
I said pushing 30 retard, my little pony started airing in 2010 bro, it's been 12 years Anon

>> No.20151544

>>2015146
>>20150963
MLP existed in the 90's, idiots.

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>>20151544
>Pipkin Hagga
Yeah you're right this is the better rrat
Groom me mommy pippa

>> No.20151889

https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
Iori is playing Minecraft

>> No.20151913

>>20151836
imagine being a 30 year old woman with a voice like a 13 year old girl

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>>20151469
>my little pony started airing in 2010 bro, it's been 12 years Anon
Dear God, where the fuck did the time go? It still feels like yesterday /mlp/ was sperging out about Twilicorn happening.

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Once more guys, it is gametime.

Still in freefall. We did great yesterday, but our opponents /wvt/ did even better. Honestly speaking, they're the first real heavyweights of the league we've faced thus far, so it's likely not going to be easy.

But you know what, we're no slouches ourselves. We didn't get this far by laying down on our backs and taking it like Flakes. Let's get out there, let's fuck shit up, and come what may, it was an honor diving through the grass with you all.

Ikuze: https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>> No.20152328

>>20131245
please do not do this to her mouth thank you

>> No.20152336

>>20152309
IKZ

>> No.20152382

>>20131662
please do not do this to her mouth thank you

>> No.20152402

>>20152309
CAM ON /pcg/ SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALSSSSS

>> No.20152427

>>20133628
tenma and pippa were friends before joining PC

>> No.20152457

>>20152309
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

>> No.20152511

>>20134199
just wait for someone to put timestamps in the comments tomorrow

>> No.20152556

>>20136231
The angry, loud attitude is very common among Japanese women who have lived in the west. Either they see something different and harbor resentment towards Japan from then on or they overcorrect in their public behavior when in the west and can’t shift back to repressing it when back home for some reason. Japanese women are very mean in general but it gets lost in the cross-cultural lack of understanding. This is just a translation of their natural state into American.

>> No.20152631

>>20136231
>latina
>some ways
Nigger she is the most latina mom I've ever heard vtuber or not and I'm honestly surprised her oshi mark isn't a chancla

>> No.20152655

>>20150963
My Little Pony existed in the 1980s. It just became a pedo thing in 2010.

>> No.20152821

>>20142279
nah I'm pretty sure sax is the incel of instruments unless you're a japanese man in the 80s playing jazz fusion

>> No.20152841

>>20152309
no 3d Tenma today?

>> No.20152881

Iori LOVE

>> No.20152924
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IORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
GRAZIE IORIIIII GRAZIEEEE!!!!
GRAZIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>> No.20152947

AAAAAA I WANT TO FUCK THE DEER

>> No.20153016
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dont wake the bear even though she is 1 hour late

>> No.20153028

>>20142279
Only autists play saxophone. It was always true but with the internet came a weakening of the propaganda that portrayed it as cool. You can see the early history when it took over 80 years from invention for the instrument to be widely adopted, and that was mostly because a bunch of negroes stole their instruments from military bands, that well known bastion of hipness, at the close of WW1. Incidentally, New Orleans was a troop disembarkation point for them which sparked the beginning of New Orleans’ central role in the jazz scene. From there it was 50 years of cringe vaudeville shows and heroin addicted black men playing juke joints until it was repackaged into easy listening for yuppie office workers in the 80s. Kenny G was the last popular saxophone player in the early 90s, coincidentally just before the internet was widely adopted. Now saxophones are the exclusive preserve of geriatrics in Hawaiian shirts and prepubescent band nerds. This is the uncomfortable history of my hobby.

>> No.20153073

>>20152821
This man knows.

>> No.20153203

Seeing Pippa get tripped up every time she gets the ball will never not be funny

>> No.20153250
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Here’s an ad from the 1920s marketing the saxophone to incels. It’s been a thing for a while. There has been a lot of propaganda put out to counter it.

>> No.20153295

nasa...

>> No.20153313

rigged

>> No.20153319

Nasa why

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>> No.20153462
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>> No.20153621

bear is awake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD28dHxq95o

>> No.20153624

i dont feel so good bros...

>> No.20153671

>>20153624
you jinxed us you mother fucker

>> No.20153721
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>>20153671
i will now commit self roblox

>> No.20153732

>>20153721
why are pippiggers like this?

>> No.20153837

>score 3 goals
>opponent scores 2
>still lose
Rigged.

>> No.20153871

Thanks for all the work setting up our team anon.

>> No.20153878

well we didn't get steamrolled at least. gg

>> No.20153903
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Thanks a lot for the match guys! You guys really scared the shit out of >us. Good luck next time!

>> No.20153910

fuck not like this...

>> No.20153996

Man, I really love bear but my god she needs to learn to take care of herself better.
She’s letting her grades slip, doesn’t sleep properly, mostly eats fast food.
This isn’t okay, she’s gonna be dead before we can get married.

>> No.20153998

>Uruka cant cook either
The number of housewife candidates keeps getting lower and lower

>> No.20154005

you had a good run, nice job Manager, things are looking promising for the next event

>> No.20154040
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Oh well, Top 8 out of 24 teams.
Not bad right? Yeah.

I'd say we did pretty well. But more than anything, if only a little, it brought /pcg/ together for a time, and that's really all I could ask for. A lot of people put a lot of work in for us to get here and make these moments possible, and even with the loss, I can't help but feel a little happy.

Thanks guys for giving a shit. Not every thread can say the same.

/pcg/ love

>> No.20154091

>>20154040
thank you SpreadsheetAnon for being our manager this league. we had some great matches, i hope you continue to manage us next season.
rest well, you deserve it.
/pcg/ love

>> No.20154101

bros I refuse to believe Pippa is a hag. If she is in her early 20s then at least she has time to get better and mature. If she is pushing 30 and is still like this, then that would be a massive tragedy because that would mean she is a hag without the hag wisdom.

>> No.20154123

>>20154040
Thanks for the work
/pcg/ love

>> No.20154171

>>20154040
Thanks for all the work you put in, Spreadsheet anon

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>>20153250
I never knew this much about saxophones and I never wanted to
>>20152328

>> No.20154267

>>20154101
>If she is pushing 30 and is still like this, then that would be a massive tragedy because that would mean she is a hag without the hag wisdom.
She's really just like us, bros

>> No.20154297

>>20154252
please do not do this to my post thank you

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>>20154040
I will now route for /hag/

>> No.20154435

>>20154040
o7
>>20154101
Once again, do your fucking reps.

>> No.20154469

>>20154040
not too bad for our first time, it was fun

>> No.20154660

Eating Uruka’s shitter better than she eats that apple fritter.

>> No.20154878

>>20153998
Zoomer women can't cook. All they know is vtube, eat hot chip, and yab

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>>20153871
>>20154005
>>20154091
>>20154091
>>20154123
>>20154171
No problem guys, yeah I'll be here come next tourney. I'm nigh unfilterable.
>>20154335
Uh, my condolences
>>20153903
Thank you for the match too. Next time we're going to pound you into the fucking dirt.
just like fl

>> No.20154930

>>20154040
thanks for putting in all the work, things look promising for the future

>> No.20154935

New thread
>>20154848

>> No.20155134

If an adult cannot cook then that person is dependent on corporations and the state. There is no excuse for an adult with sufficient body and means to neglect their own health and whore their stomachs out to fast food. Cooking says more about the character of a person, man or woman, than any other factor.

>> No.20155491

>>20155134
>If an adult cannot cook then that person is dependent on corporations and the state. There is no excuse for an adult with sufficient body and means to neglect their own health and whore their stomachs out to fast food. Cooking says more about the character of a person, man or woman, than any other factor.
Unbelievably based take.
It's not even fucking hard. Toast washed rice in an oven-save skillet until it takes on colour, add tomato paste, keep frying until fragrant, top with stock, add frozen veg & curry powder, bake in oven for 25 minutes. Voila. Cheap, good-ass food.
>>20152631
>Nigger she is the most latina mom I've ever heard vtuber or not and I'm honestly surprised her oshi mark isn't a chancla
Top fucking kek. On that note I'm curious af what the redesign for Kanpainiki will look like.
>>20136393
>Unironically Tenma is more macho that the average Japanese man.
I want Tenma to spot me at the gym and yell straight into my ears when I'm not busting out that final rep...

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