/rrat/ - Hakos Baelz

[Anonymous No.]

Wash her? I Barely Know Her Edition

>Main links
Previous Stream:
≪WHITE DAY STREAM≫ RATING YOUR PICK UP LINES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Ms3hQ_IAY


Next Streams (PDT):
15/03 21:00 Power Wash Simulator (No link yet)
16/03 21:00 Gamer Rat

Stream Play Dice!
https://youtu.be/na6bysYNuS0

Merch: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hakos-baelz

Bae's Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
Current schedule: https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1503204298507038720


>Where can I find arts?
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/illustrayBAE
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアート
Danbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelz
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks
Azure-gallery: https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3Aハコス・ベールズ

Previous Thread: >>20242690

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the bread. Also, Powerwash streams are basically just zatsus right?

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the bread.

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>>20258859
Pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

Chaos is a semen demon

[Anonymous No.]

mmmmmmmmmm new bread

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>>20259057
Hambaegur

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To win Bae's heart, you must be
>as ripped as Aruran
>fluent in ikemen Japanese
>able to make good miso soup and coffee
>a motorhead with a real car or two
How many mortals fit all these? Other than me.

[Anonymous No.]

why did bae deflect the subaru car question sc with the duck's imitation. is subaru a bad brand

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>>20259898
she prob didn't want to stir anything

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>>20258977
She dreams to matingpress nad have lots of children.

[Anonymous No.]

Mouse x Bae rescheduled for next month.

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>>20260292
>Mouse x Bae happening at all

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>>20260292
so this is how it ends
>first Mouse retweets Bae's stuff
>then Mouse comments on Bae's chat
>then Bae follow's Mouse
>now they collab
I trust you Bae....but you do hurt us purist sometimes

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>>20260292
Hope it turns into never.

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>>20260493
It's been scheduled for weeks anonchama

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>>20260398
>>20260398
>>20260514
why do you hate the mouse?

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>>20260717
sorry anon, I don't follow or read up on shit. At least the collab is only on her channel and I can still filter it

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>>20260903
Tribalfags. Or people who buy into the stupid rrats people peddle about her would be my guess

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>>20260903
>wanting your imouto oshi interacting with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8SEJresYCM

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>>20260292
omega is going to keep delaying this i bet.

i honestly don't care if bae collabs with outside of holo, infact i'd love to see some pikamee x bae dual kettle action. ina x pikamee was pure fun

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>>20260903
Mouse is fine, everyone surrounding her is not.

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>>20260903
She's both incredibly vulgar and incredibly fake and her entire company built their brand around being vulgar and eschewing professionalism. After the recruitment scam incident from a few months ago it's fucking insane that Hololive management would approve of anyone interacting with them again.

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>>20261157
You should try getting information from places that aren't /vt/ or dramawhores

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>>20261313
Where should I get information from then? Her content? >>20261052

[Anonymous No.]

lick the rat!

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>>20261469
Down under?

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>>20260903
mouse is by far the best vshojo, too good for that company actually

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>>20261494
Even the best Vshojo is a bad NijiEN.

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>>20261528
this is gonna sound fucked up but Mouse is probably legitimately too good for Niji

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>>20261528
vshojo > niji anything

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Since it’s proven Bae pass her chest, do you think she’s pettanko with tiny mounds, or is she Suisei level kind of flat?

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>>20262262
>pass her chest
Pad her chest

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>>20262262
chat needs to get their mind out of the gutter, "why are you digging in my chest, there's nothing there" clearly implies she doesn't have a heart and it's all an act to get money

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>>20261157
you are on 4channel complaining about people being vulgar

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Hope this serves as a reminder: just don't reply. Whatever opinion you have about it mine is negative too, the only thing gained by discussing it is animosity and off-topic.
Onto more mating pressing matters: >>20262262 mounds, probably. Just like a rat.

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>>20262380
Shut your whore mouth. My rrat has the biggest and most loving heart. Her heart is simply so big there's no room left for fatty tissues.

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>>20262407
We aren't streamers, bruh. Something to tolerate or even enjoy in one circumstance is not something you would necessarily seek out or enjoy in another circumstance. This should be obvious. Like how, for example, I avoid the big general threads because they contain even more needless shit flinging, arguing, and vulgarity than these threads do.

>>20262262
The Suisei level of flat is the most erotic kind of flat, but given how you can see some meat around her boobs in her normal top, she must be using pads with a push up bra to press things up.

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>>20260292
Mane-chan pls its too early for Bae to collab with chuubas outside of Hololive considering she haven't have a collab with most of her senpais. This is my only take on this you can just ignore it.

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So with Bae confirmed liking cars, what are you rocking up with to the /rrat/ car meet?

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>>20262420
I disagree, opinions should be expressed. Even if it's just a footnote on Bae's report, it's important to have open communication and feedback.

If it's not constructive and is just shit flinging then yea ignore those, but so far it's been civil. No need to be like that schizo-anon gatekeeping /rrat/ and calling everyone a newfag/shitposter

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>>20262649
But you have to remember it's anime. She could have glued on boobs for all we know. Heck it might even be implants

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>>20261434
I mean if something that mild is enough to filter you then fair enough but that's just a couple of friends talking to one another without having to keep any rules in mind. She can and has toned herself down if the guest requires it like she did with both Pikamee and Ollie.

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>>20262692
i'm guessing she likes jap cars. Toyota and Honda are prob too boring, lexus is for boomers, nissan and subaru are dead.

I guess I'll have to get a Mazda mx5, fun, small, perky, it'll fit bae perfectly

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>>20262692
>Car I have
yeah...
>Car I want to bring
1969 Holden Monaro GTS

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>>20262692
Don't remind me please. I'm still kinda depressed about it. First fit reps, now /o/ autism reps.
What will it be next?
>>20262743
I mean, sure, but it was mostly directed at the people (like me) that don't have a high opinion of it. My only take is: don't like it, don't want it, the end. There's nothing else for me to talk about, nor do I want to discuss it further.
Heck, other than expressing agreement/disagreement with the collab, there's nothing to be gained from discussing the ups or downs of a person that it's not Bae/Hololive.

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>>20262839
>i'm guessing she likes jap cars.
Nah mate, she's obviously a gusher for commodores and falcons.

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>>20262839
>nissan and subaru are dead
people still love r33s and 34s, and 90s subarus are kinda cheap and easy to get for younger car enthusiasts. in nz at least, idk about elsewhere but aus is probably similar

[Anonymous No.]

>so what, I'm already fat
>why are you digging in my chest, there's nothing there
What else are you not telling us, Bae?

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>>20262692
>>20262897

I'm doubling down on my /fit/ reps to compensate coz I really am not a car person at all

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>>20263085
Just like her age (until she settled on twelve), weight, chest, and maybe even height, are determined by rolling a die.
Imagine the possibilities.

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>>20262897
>>20263103
>picked up a nice car thanks to scottybucks
>lifting again after valentines stream freak out
Feels good being Bae's ideal brat

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>>20263179
I think we have a good grasp of her age range already. Height wise she's likely to be short since she's Asian; her current form might be a good representation of it. Chest is either pettanko or non existing; I'm leaning towards the latter since she said "nothing" rather than "almost nothing". With the way she said it, I feel Bae probably rival Ina, and Gura beats them both slightly. If she is a pettanko, then I think she is likely to have a bit of extra meat around her butt and thighs.

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>>20262692

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>>20263592
>nascar
ngmi

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bae might appear in koyori's birthday call-in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSSad7wLftY

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>>20262789
>She can and has toned herself down if the guest requires it like she did with both Pikamee and Ollie.
That's a good thing of course, but why even seek out a collab with someone whose content is so fundamentally different they have to change their attitude when collaborating to match? Was there anything positive to come out of Kiara's collab with Nyanners other than "holding the gun" memes? Getting Vshojo's audience following Bae sure as fuck isn't something I can imagine being a positive.

>>20263179
>weight, chest, and maybe even height, are determined by rolling a die.
>a die
My minigirl wife Bae

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>>20260292
Fuck...I didn't know this was a thing...I guess that's what I get for not checking schedules ever.
>>20260903
Anyone sane doesn't want vshojo/holo interactions at all, it shouldn't even need explaining, but just one reason is that even the dumbest simps can't deny is the huge difference in audience cultures. We can only hope nobody in tungsten shrew's fanbase bother to add bae to their actively watched streams

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>>20263694
I can respect older Nascar, nothing will beat Bathurst 1000 though
t. ausfag that watched Dale youtube doco once

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My brother is a huge car nerd
For the first time I feel like I lost to him

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>>20263985
>POV: your asking your brother about cars to fulfill your parasocial relationship with an anime girl

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>>20263930
Mouse watcher here, I've been watching Bae to prep myself for the SotD and I've taken a liking to her. Now I will not rest until I convince her to start ranking hentai tags, telling viewers about her masturbation habits and doing erotic ASMR roleplay with tons of ear licking

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>>20264194
Bruh don't dox me like that....
Alright I'll take the loss and ask him for help, in return, he will teach me the secrets of the automobile!

.....does Bae like men who cook?

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>>20263985
My brother is a former college athlete, talented at cooking, and a car nerd... The only thing I have over him is Japanese reps.

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>>20264489
Bae said something about wanting to have miso soup made for every day, so you might have a chance.
Time to learn cooking to stay a head of you

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>>20264489
>>20264594
Didn't her valentine roleplay mention omelettes?

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>>20264659
She talked about having scrambled eggs, and brought it up again in the following coffee and chill stream.
Now that I think about it, i wonder if Bae was using scrambled eggs as a euphemism?

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>>20263433
>>20263085
Bae is smol, pettan and a twelvie uooohhh
I'm really into that

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>>20264397
You should also convince her to make Kronii play a game with suicide in it, after Kronii makes a point of promoting suicide hotlines on-stream.

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>>20264765
>scrambled eggs as a euphemism
comical

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>>20260959
Judge the person not the company. From what I've seen of mouse, she is polite and likable in collabs. While I would prefer if Bae stays away from vshojo, I wouldn't be worried if she does collab with mouse.
This is only post I will write on this.

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>>20264868
I didn't hear about this one, but it's stupid enough that I can imagine it happening over there.

>>20265028
>Judge the person
That's exactly why I hate everyone I've ever bothered to look at in Vshojo.

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>>20264594
I am the biggest cooking schizo on this board, you have no chance of stopping me from getting unbirthed by Bae's funny lil rat cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>/fit/ reps
>cooking reps
>/o/ reps
>/jp/ reps

This fucking rrat teased us with GFE to show us what can obtain if we put in the hard work and effort to improves ourselves in all aspects of life.
I might never meet Hakos Baelz or the wonderful woman behind her image. But I am going to work fucking hard to find my own Bae. and the fucking day I do I'm fucking dropping a fat fucking paycheck to bae to thank her for being the one to make it possible.

[Anonymous No.]

What is Bae's true goal? What is it that she wants?

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>>20265441
Complete global rraturation

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>>20265441
To live happily.

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Baesed and same
I will drop a fatter paycheck though so I win

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>>20265441
To YOLO cuz it's her ninja way!
Baelieve it!

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>>20265361
Extremely baesed, I too shall continue on the journey of self-improvement

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What if bae got two big spongebob teeth as a model option in the near future to look more rat-like, how awesome and immersive would that be

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>>20265720
The image that popped up in my head was abominable

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>>20265267
...pastryanon? That you?

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>>20265441
To make us hornier !

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>>20263985
>Lighter is better
>Tires before everything else
>Sort out your suspension and wheel alignment
>RWD is better than FWD
>Single turbo is better than twin turbo
>V8s are for fags
Here, I told you everything your brother will tell you. Now take this wrench and change your oil for a start.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you react if you told 12month younger you that a 2d anime rat would be the final push you needed to improve your life?

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>>20265893
*how would 12month younger you react
I hate dyslexia making me look like an ESL

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>>20265788
No i'm far worse

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>>20265823
Someone has to SC her asking about her opinion on Utes...and then turn that into bullying her about pronouncing it like "youths"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i2eZaJsC7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wV6_GiMR8s

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>>20265893
I would have been really concerned on what the fuck happened in my life for it to reach that point.

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>>20265720
That would be awful

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>>20266271
>touche
Why are you here then?

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>>20266433
I went from a clip watcher/casual viewer of hololive to becoming a brrat after catching Bae's debut live. And I stayed /here/ as I found a group of people who were also brrats.

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>>20266096

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https://youtu.be/bSSad7wLftY
Bae in call right now

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>>20266922
Is anyone tracking, where is she calls in?
>being able to predict/wish for potential rat collabs with JP

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So it seems Bae and Koyo have been in talks to collab but Bae has been to busy to make it work. So expect it soon mayhaps

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>>20261528
Mouse at lest like Hololive

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>>20262687
Speak of the Devil is just a talkshow, nothing major.

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>>20267191
Oh? I wonder what’s Bae working on for her to be busy.

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Waiting Room up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5SAU-gjVHk

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>>20267370

aussie uni semester began at the start of march, that's likely it. she probably timed her break to coincide with it too

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After today's stream I realised that Bae has become my oshii without me even realising or intending it. I need to replace my phone wallpaper with art of her now, is there anything sexy and quality?

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>>20267703
Can't go wrong with the mousemat Mika-mama drew.

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>>20267703

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>>20266336
>>20265775
Screw you anons, my idea rocks and would get her 1 gazillion subs

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BANGING BAE ON EVERY PIECE OF FURNITURE IN MY HOUSE
I'M READY

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>>20267703
The stream was amazing. I wonudn't call her my oshi just yet, but she's definitely in my top 3. This little rat is a treasure.

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>>20267799
Bruh
I needed my sleep tonight y'know?

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>>20267799
...cute

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>>20267751
This is pretty good, thanks. Anything in portrait orientation?

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>>20268134
link as well since original is too large to post
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96677967

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>>20265267
You might be a slightly better cook but I legit have big balls to drag on her face while we 69.
Your move

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>>20265361
Why did you say "cooking" and not /ck/? We're not just fast food shills over there

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>>20268134
There this official illustration as well by Mika-mama for her debut

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>>20268473
This one is good. I was hoping for better but I guess moving to a more niche oshii has its downsides. Maybe I'll put in a commission one day. Thanks anon.

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>>20267408
>midnight
fug, guess it's VOD reps for me

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>>20268426
>We're not just fast food shills over there
Good joke.

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>>20261066
Wtf I love Omega now.

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>>20268633
>I was hoping for better
Don't worry anon, I got you covered.
I use pic related as my phone wallpaper.

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i want to fuck her in the butt

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>>20260903
Don't hate Mouse or most of Vshojo, I think Bae and her will have a pleasant collab. Just hate their proximity to C cunt and the other fags, already hated them when I frequented /a/ and /jp/ now I hate them for trying to invade vtubers. . .

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>>20265028
they’ve all probably interacted off stream so does it really matter that ,much anyway. For all we know pink cat could play offline with her like once a week or something

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>>20263930
To late half do them are watxhing bae now to prepare. And cross company collabs are completely fine each one has gone smoothly

[Anonymous No.]

Powerwash is like the perfect zatsu game
didn't Bae and Kronster promised to have a collab the other day with this game iirc?

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>>20275180
>kronster
fuck you Mori

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>>20263930
>Anyone sane
Buddy most people aren't insane tribalfags. To most vtuber viewers Holo/VShojo crossovers are like the fucking Avengers.

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>>20275371
Kuro Oni
That better?

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>>20275794
It's not about tribalism, it's about the pile of shit of controversy stinking over at VShojo's lawn.

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As someone who's not even a fan of VShojo's content, Ironmouse is definitely the "safest" VShojo for any Holo to collab with for the sheer fact that she knows how to talk to and reach out to people. Her Speak of the Devil with Mori and Ollie were pretty good if uneventful.

[Anonymous No.]

All right rrat bros
Some schizos are already posting bait threads in the catalogue. The discord screenshot confirming the collab has already been posted in global as well.
Not to discredit the discussion that was held in the thread by actual humans before this point but we are soon to be potentially invaded by deranged baiters and schizos.
Remember, ignore em as is the tradition in /rrat/ and let them talk to the void
This is going to be my only post on this matter.

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I'm a DD, so I don't care lol.

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>>20277359
NTA, but in addition: while someone said it should be fine to express agreement/disagreement, try to limit yourself to it. We're /rrat/. We're here to talk about Bae and sometimes about the rest of Hololive.
We're not here to discuss the quality of a streamer from another company. Keep that in mind.
Now, to get back into topic: What kind of rep would you not be willing to do for Bae? Would you climb a mountain with her? Would you skydive with her? Would you learn to dance?

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>>20277810
The only thing I would never do for Bae is going swimming.
Fuck water man, I almost died as a kid and the swimming instructor dude was just watching me almost die until I barely made it to the edge of the pool myself.
The only scenario I would do that is if Bae incidentally is drowning somehow because she forgot how to swim and there is no one else around but me to help her out.
I'll just YOLO and hope we both survive some anime miracle where I suddenly become a god at swimming

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>>20278116
Dude, never jump into water for someone who's drowning, them flailing around will just make you drown too, happened to a lot of perfectly good swimmers who were trying to help. Best course of action is to throw her something floaty that she can hold onto.

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>>20277810
>Would you climb a mountain with her? Would you skydive with her? Would you learn to dance?
There's nothing in the world that will ever force me to dance, not even if it was for Bae. If not even alcohol can erase the cringe of the mere thought of me dancing, nothing can.

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>>20278671
Oh fuck I didn't know that
In that case, I'll just throw in Bae's merch cup
She's small enough to fit in it anyways and can probably use it as a boat

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>>20278874
Do you never dance in private, where nobody can see? I was the same, but that has helped me a little bit over the years.

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>>20275371
kronster makes me remember kronk and kronk is great so fuck you

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>>20277810
These other brats are WEAK. I'm ready to do anything for Bae. I have a fear of skiing because I fucking broke my leg the first time I went but by god if she wanted to go with me I'd go. Speaking of I wonder if she ever saw snow.

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>>20279297
>i wonder if she ever saw snow
We'd need to ask the aussies in a couple of hours; I know jackshit about their weather

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know that Bae's sex appeal was so widely appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

What's her power ? How did she manage to motivate so much of us into becoming better men ?

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>>20282444
In a world a world such as ours, a power like that might as well be chaos

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>>20281366
>fourth
That's pretty good. I'm glad more and more people are recognizing her appeal. Slow and steady wins the race.

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>>20262692
Clearly its time for me to spend my life savings on a Trueno 86

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rat

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>>20260292
I wont hate Bae for doing this but i just wont watch this. I would have been ok if it were Niji members, but considering how mouse backstabbed Nux, i just have an ill feeling towards her. I dont feel like watching her.

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>>20286784
>I would have been ok if it were Niji members
All the NijiEN members sans Rosemi are just as bad as Vshojo in how vulgar they are and how they conduct themselves.

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>>20286896
vulgur is not the issue, them being an asshole is. All vshojo members have drama

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>>20281366
>>20281366
I'm always horny for Bae thats how sexually attractive she is kek

[Anonymous No.]

>anime car tax
>regular RWD tax
I wonder what type of cars Bae'd be into.
If it's something a like golf GTI's i might an hero

[Anonymous No.]

Just caught up on VOD. Dang Mane-chan is perverted. I think we should give her a proper name now. From now on, I suggest we call her LigMa/Ligma-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

clippers are running wild with bae's broadcast yesterday, a rare sight since they rarely clip bae mane-chan probably super smug rn like how it's all according to plan

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rat

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>>20291054
>initial d
Irys watched Initial D recently.
Bae thinks being knowledgeable about cars is one of the hottest thing ever.
Huh. Really makes you think.
>>20291172
>>20291978
Mane-chan better get a rise

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>>20293298
I am starting to believe Bae is a tomboy. I can only picture her as a pettanko petite Asian tomboy, running around the house in her shorts and tank top/sports bra

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>>20293773
>sports bra
Sorry, training bra

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>>20293825
Hey, she’s twelve and a half already. She’s graduated from the training bra.

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>>20293863
Has she graduated from bandaids? She doesn’t really need an actual bra aside from the chafing

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>>20293773
She's middle of the road. Not quite a tomboy, but can be sort of described as one. She's quite sporty, but doesn't mind being femenine too.
Which makes it funnier, when you consider Shuba is her oshi.

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>>20293773
Stop, I can only get so erect.

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>>20291978
Only the pettan faggotry though. Which has more views than the actual vod so congrats to clipniggers I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20293773
>>20294006
How did we get so lucky, mates?

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>>20294441
God I hate clipniggers.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like Bae isn’t the only one who pads her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20293773
>Asian
>tomboy with a cute feminine side
>pettanko

She truly is sex incarnate.

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>>20294649
you forgot
>tiny, even by female standards

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>>20294478
I think mating press may have a new contender.

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>>20294388
What kind of faggot would get erect from the thought of a tomboy play-wrestling you on the bed? Are you imagining how you would pin her down while she playfully struggles with her girly strength? You thinking about how she would wrap her legs around your body and hang off you like a koala, then swings or slides out under you like a slippery frog? I wouldn’t even begin to imagine how she would get on top of you and ride you around the house like a horse. No sir no way. I wouldn’t even think about all the sweats flying around and filling the air with her scent. Only a crazy person would think about her heavy panting sounds and get aroused by it.

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>>20295055
I think you have a thing for animals, anon.

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>>20294441
>more views
The 88k one? It's still 2k less, but yeah, it's a shame.
What got me is that a russian clip had like 10K.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that bae is voluptuous shortstack despite her age. sorry team uoohh, gotta state the absolute truth here

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dude

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>>calling Bae trash

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>>20295459
Yeah, I’m pretty sure Bae is bigger than Mumei, and Mumei is far from small. Council as a whole has always been stacked, so I’m not sure why the treasure comment is being latched into so much. If it’s referring to her roommate, fine. But anyone with eyes can see that Bae’s model is not flat.

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>>20296909
Why isn't Bae on the image with her friends?

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>>20297111
Bae posted it.

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>>20297194
fine

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>>20296175
They're padded

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>>20279076
No, I don't. I just can't get myself to move randomly like that without cringing. For me if it has no purpose, I don't do it.

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>>20299227
Jesus, that's pretty hot
Artist? I haven't seen it in her tags

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>>20293298
>Bae thinks being knowledgeable about cars is one of the hottest thing ever.
She has an excellent taste.

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>>20300686
https://twitter.com/honon_nonon/status/1490461868456288256

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Last night I had a dream where I went on a date with Bae.
And then the Resonance Cascade happened and I woke up.
Fuck you Half-Life.

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>>20299227
Me in the middle.

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>>20300990
>where i went on a date with Bae
But she can cant do that KEN-SHI?

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>>20305385
fucking hell dude...

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[Anonymous No.]

I want some ratplussy

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>>20305385
Oh my gorsh

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>>20261052
She was lying through her teeth. Nobody has that few Overwatch porn tabs if they have any at all.

[Anonymous No.]

9 minutes bros.
https://youtu.be/L5SAU-gjVHk

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So soft...

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This voice is going to kill some people here.

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>>20311251
Yeah, me

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Fuwa fuwa bae

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>>20311240
>>20311251
FUCK THE DAY I FORGOT TO BRING MY HEADPHONES TO WORK

[Anonymous No.]

rrat sex

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>>20311376
be a gigachad and listen to it through your phone speaker

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>>20311664
CUTE

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>tfw no rrat gf to wash cars with

[Anonymous No.]

>>20311664
My fucking heart.....
I would clean her car for free

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Fuck, I forgot
At least I didn't miss much

[Anonymous No.]

Cute Kronii Bae bonding moment

[Anonymous No.]

Bae's voice right now is comfy as fuck. It feels like I'll fall asleep any second. The spraying sound effect adds to it as well

[Anonymous No.]

the paint job on this van is going to be absolutely fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>wouldn't let her kid wash dishes or vacuum
Mama rat is autistic

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Mama rrat sounds like my mom
My mom is obsessed with cleaning as well, She didn't let me clean dishes and stuff either when I was young, unfortunately I developed mysophobia so I forced her to let me start doing it because I felt physically ill in the presence of dust and germs

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This cheeky rrat
Cute!

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>>20312409
I wouldn't trust a child with the dishes. The vacuum is a little weird, but I get where she was coming from.
>>20312511
I'll never understand people that want everything clean but don't want help from others.

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From what generation does that "s" come from?

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Bae-sized car

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Ame mention

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>>20312865
It's been a thing since the 70's

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>>20312865
>>20312925
It's been a thing for a long time and has been in many different, separate cultures
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_S

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>>20312865
It's been around for centuries.

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Do they have some severe stray cat problem in eastern Australia?

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>>20313071
I've heard AUS is super fucked by feral cats, mess with the ecosystem a lot

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There's something really irritating about watching people play this game. Especially when they keep washing the same clean spot with a dirty spot right next to them.

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>>20313071
Yes. People in the suburbs buy cats and let them fuck around, literally. No one neuters their pets, so it's a big issue since most cats will kill for sport and they have no predators here.

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>>20313283
I get what you're saying. This stream is casual enough though that I can look past it.

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I know nothing of Baelz, her personality, or what her fanbase is called. All I know is I found a clip of her and she's hot. I came here to acquire your lewd artwork of the whore.

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>>20313283
>Especially when they keep washing the same clean spot with a dirty spot right next to them.

It's the clean freak in you. This kind of shit grinds my gears as well which is why I prefer to clean my own place rather than others do it.

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>>20313483
>I came here to acquire your lewd artwork of the whore
You came here to die.

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>>20313556

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>stimulate the butthole
Hehe

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>>20313483
I got you bro, don't worry

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>>20313385
The zatsu is fine which is why I'm listening more than watching now. lol
>>20313518
It really is. Fuck.

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>>20313483
Here

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>>20313626
>a rat
The chaotic kind

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>>20313986
This isn't lewd, but I am a massive fan of that race. I accept it.

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>>20314019
>thinking you'd get lewds after insulting Bae
All you needed was some manners and you'd been golden.

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>>20314108
Can I have them if I apologize?

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>>20314140
Try.

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This stream is really cute and comfy
I feel sleepy

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>>20314429
bae's giving us the type of conversation you'd have with her in the dark, next to you in bed, under the same blanket

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>>20314332
I'm sorry for insulting your fun, adorable cutie of an oshi. She is nice. And I wish to viciously beat my meat to her.

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>>20314512

[Anonymous No.]

>get back into cooking
>cooking streams
>omurice
My heartboner can't take it. She's too perfect.

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>>20314516
Ok, now the rodent council will decide your faith!

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>>20314870
but anon... my faith...

[Anonymous No.]

Australian women have really been enticing me lately. Not sure if it would be a bright move coming in from America though.

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>>20315299
I wish aussie chicks would live up to their stereotype, but I get the feeling most are just basic white women with a different flag, barring Bae of course

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Oh Korean class confirmed

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>>20312974
>it’s actually called the cool s
holy shit lmao

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>>20315464
I really like how dedicated she is
Proud of this rat

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>>20315129
Bae is your new faith now, is what I was trying to say. :^)

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>>20313071
What animal problem do they not have?

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>Wasn't sure if she wanted to do cooking streams before and was more thinking of handiwork streams.
>Now really wants to cook for us.

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>>20315478
The shape is most likely from being able to easily carve it into things with a knife or other sharp object, for anyone wondering.

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Bae is used as am armrest by others
Also extremely tall friend used to hold her up so she could spike in basketball

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Gosh. she's so TINY

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This brrat.......

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>baby stomach
Don't do it

[Anonymous No.]

Unforgivable. I will make sure you get all the pizza you want, Bae-chan.

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she has the best angry face in EN

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this rrat climbing rocks

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>replacing coffe n chill
Don't

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>>20317693
It's basically the same thing except Bae is pissing extremely hard during it.

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>>20317823
Not gonna lie. Pretty fucking hot.

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>>20317823

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>>20317823
That's fair, as long as it's just a weekly thing.

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I apologize again for earlier. Whenever you all can, please send me your curated, highest quality Bae lewds. She's cute as hell and has a hot voice. I promise to watch her streams.

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>>20315464
why do so many holos want to learn korean

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>>20318218
Koreans don't want to watch korean chuubas, but they really want to watch foreigners and send a lot of $. Or at least that's how it looks like.
Also, k-pop and korean dramas.

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>>20318218
they're one of the few wealthy asian countries

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This voice of Bae is perfect for sleeping
I will unironically use this archive to sleep, never was a fan of ASMR but this had a surprising effect on me

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>>20318190

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COUGH
COUGH

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Bae is so inspiring ma fellow brats

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>lowered the volume for us
SHE

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>>20318742
HAS

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>>20318716
That's why she ma oshi
Also FUCK playdice blew out my ears from the sudden volume shift

>>20318742
Yeah I noticed, that was really cute and considerate.....
after she woke me up already, cute dumb rraty

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bae being sick makes my heart sick too

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I'm the last brrat

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>>20318628
This is from a game, isn't it? I swear I've seen multiple other peoples' oshis in the same exact pose.

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>>20319217
Koikatsu, I believe

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God, the hissing from the hose really started to hurt after a while.

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>>20319217
idk i just saw it somewhere but i really want to know the source too kek this seems a pretty good hentau game/video

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I want to feel the fluff in Bae's rat ears gently teasing my cock.

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>>20319373
it's a modeling program with pre-set poses and expressions. People make models, other people import them and put said fanmade poses in the pre-set poses. Voila, fap material.

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>>20276736
Cute rat. An delicious collarbones.

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>>20305385
Your puns are beyond me, honestly. Every time I read something like this I just go "Huh?"

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>>20312865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQdxHi4_Pvc

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>>20320074
I see thanks

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>>20320493
You lack sense of humor if you haven't found a single one funny

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>>20318417
That's what people thought about EN then holoEN happened. Hololive is looking into Korean market for sure after nijiKR kinda imploded. Yagoo, please reincarnate Bora.

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>>20321240
I assumed it because of nijikr's failure, actually, but I'll trust your take on it.
Also, EN doomposting was mostly due to fear that they would all be your run of the mill twitch streamer. I don't know if that's really a problem about kr streamers.
Wonder how fast Bae would try to befriend a kr holo if it ever happened.
Also, if you're our resident krbrrat: you guys should try to suggest a korean movie to Bae while she's in the mood to watch movies.

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my rat

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>she forgor to announce the next game
God I hate this new schedule format, and I hate the brat that suggested it.

It's really difficult to plan around something that's so abstract. Only thing we know is it might be cancelled and I don't even care if it's cancelled or not.

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>>20323307
I'm pretty certain Bae was going to go through with just a timeslot announcement instead of a full schedule. The brat suggested breaking it into content types.

And the next game if Bae feels up to it will be up in the next few hours.

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>>20320927
Or maybe I'm just an ESL who has to read it like 12 times to understand what was even the pun. "Can she"? Jesus H. Christ...

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>>20322986
Our rat

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>>20323307
https://youtu.be/YII-YPsbAEA?t=2898
A reminder that she's the one that brought up the subject of schedules and asked if she still had to to them; brats just agreed that she didn't have to.
https://youtu.be/YII-YPsbAEA?t=2945
"Maybe I can post a schedule of when I'm streaming but don't say what I'll stream" was her idea too.

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>>20323307
So? We know the exact time of the stream. Are you not going to watch her if it's something you don't care about? Then you don't really need to know the game in the first place.

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Baeby

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>>20325109
>Are you not going to watch her if it's something you don't care about? Then you don't really need to know the game in the first place.
That doesn't follow at all. You'd want to know what the game is exactly so you can know if it's something you'd care to watch.

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>>20326554
If she's your oshi you'll watch basically everything she does. If she's not your oshi then why do you need to know anything more than the time she will stream at?

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>>20326599
What a dumb and nonsensical mentality. Bae being my favourite doesn't mean I have to watch and enjoy everything she ever does. You're projecting some weird sense of elitism onto everyone else.

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>>20326599
People do have things to do outside of watching their oshi, and knowing if it's a stream you want to catch live vs one you don't mind doing vod reps for is nice for some people to know a few days in advance.

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>>20326599
Disagreed
While I like this schedule format more, I get where OG anon is coming from and like he said, you don't have to consume 100 percent of the content someone puts out to like them.

Even if I do

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>>20323307
Personally, I think this new system is great and allows her to do much more stuff without being locked into promises for shit games like pokemon. Besides, we might not get the name of the games but she still makes it known when it's a special, non-gaming event stream such as the white day one on the schedule.
This schedule will allow her to brainstorm some great idears like she did in Febaery
I guess I can understand that not knowing the game can be a pain if you want to plan your day around the stream in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

I gave driving a shot today and it turns out that I'm pretty fucking good at this for a beginner
Now to learn how the insides of the car work

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>>20316046
I really REALLY wish she will do miniature painting or Lego building streams. Shit would be PEAK K I N O.

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>>20324362
She brought up that she enjoyed not making schedules, the "just post a time slot" was suggested by someone in chat.

It's a system that came from a dialogue and wasn't purely just her idea. She just enjoyed not making a schedule.

>>20326599
lol wut....