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>Next Stream - If I were to die today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAyuVkskQzk

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Links
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1469277309681438720

>Booru:
http://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Lore Summarized:
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato

>Last Thread
>>20372811

>Last Risuna Thread
>>20427550

>> No.20535910
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>> No.20535970

I WANT TO RAPE THIS SMELLY BEAR

>> No.20536037

>>20535809
desk reps

>> No.20536054

>>20535910
Japanglish, drawing in excel, is there anything this bear can't bend to her will?

>> No.20536217

>>20535809
What does that Japanese writing say?

>> No.20536881
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>>20535970

>> No.20536921

>>20536217
>I want to obtain what I want without making an effort

>> No.20537381
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I love this fucking bear and I want her to be happy!

>> No.20537607

Is she really graduating? Wow so sad I found her on reddit last week :-(

>> No.20538189
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>>20537607
No, there will be bear for months to come but you knew that.

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>>20538189

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>>20535970
I want this smelly bear to rape me

>> No.20549036

>>20535809
literally who?

>> No.20550752

I think we may have had a bad influence on her

>> No.20551897

So as a joke, I went to a dad's house while wearing Risuna's black wig and hoodie. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Risuna!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Risuna."

>> No.20552769

>>20551897
stale pasta, at least post a cosplay with it

>> No.20561917
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>>20551897
don't be gay

>> No.20566811

>>20529703
if you were in the 3 i quoted, I simply listed the 3 names I didn't recognize, that wouild be likoely to fit that guy's description. If you're a stream viewer then you got caught in the crossfire.

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>>20535910
Excel.... https://streamable.com/tqlfn4

>> No.20567624

>>20567277
this looks ancient holy shit, prehistory of anime or what

>> No.20567968

>>20567277
the hive mind is real I was just thinking about this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwCYHXRB50U

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>>20567277
>>20567968
Funilly enough Excel Saga has is own Pablo (Pedro)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuaiF_C6X0o (can't find an english version somehow... but the spanish should be understandble)
A colombian immigrant who worked to support his wife in his home country but died and now wander as a spirit forced to see his family forever wait on his return and his wife starting to live with another man after having no news for too long. A great comic relief.

>> No.20568547

>>20568277
that's not spanish, this is the spanish version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpO2tMwi-Rw

>> No.20568608

>>20568277
>his family forever wait on his return and his wife starting to live with another man after having no news for too long.
Haha no, hell no. It happens like 2 days after his death, that there is even a joke that she got pregnant before officially welcoming the new guy home but after pedro left. Even his son forgets him as soon as the "new dad" comes in.
The whole pedro shtick is how much of a cuck he is.

>> No.20568853

>>20568547
This is pretty funny lol They give him a funny accent

>> No.20568944

>>20568608
oh right... it's been so long I guess the brain tried ot make it sound less horrible than it is...
>>20568547
>>20568853
As much as dub is scorned at most people I heard from seemed to say excel saga dub in their language wasn't so bad. Maybe the overy the top comedy makes it easier to dub.

>> No.20569016

>>20568944
I'm a spanish speaker, and comedy anime was really damn hilarious when dubbed to latin american spanish. Looks like they had fun doing it.

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>>20568277
>Funilly enough Excel Saga has is own Pablo (Pedro)
Japaneses really love their typical latino immigrant trope uh

>> No.20569427

Where is Mariasuna, the latino Risuna

>> No.20569818
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>>20569427
Not before Mariarisuna the illegal immigrant from SEA!

>> No.20569866
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>>20569427
many dads are spics of some kind we need a brown risuna

>> No.20569897

>>20569818
She's both latino AND Sea at the same time

>> No.20569907

>>20569866
Are they even brown?

>> No.20570044

>>20569907
they speak english and have enough money to spend on the bear i doubt it

>> No.20570085

>>20570044
>enough money to spend on the bear
Ah! You didn't pay attention then I see!

>> No.20570145

>>20570044
Uhhh the few I know actually don't have much money to spend on her at all, or literally live in Argentina and thus donations are pertty meaningless
Faith decided that most of them happen to also be artist/creatives so it compensatges nicely

>> No.20570218

It always comes down to money, it tells you enough about dads/oil groomers.

>> No.20570335

>>20570218
That just mentioned money to somehow say they couln't be hmm caramel skinned because they had money, which I just pointed out was wrong
I actually really like most SA viewers

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>>20569818
>>20569866
SEA and latin america are almost the same thing mariarisuna can be from both places.

>> No.20570391

>>20570335
That dude*

>> No.20570395

>>20570218
No fucking shit, the size of your wallet is your only worth as a viewer. Someone needs to pay the bills and it won't be the poorfags.

>> No.20570493

>>20570395
is that why the poorfags get the most? them and Bea must be thankful for your service

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>>20570395
stop samefagging your stale and outdated narrative

>> No.20570541

>>20570395
Cmon get new material

>> No.20570562

>>20570493
>most
the most attention? Yeah loves them

>> No.20570697
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someone draw a brown risuna

>> No.20571022

>>20535809
I hope she graduates soon and becomes a housewife

>> No.20571060
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>>20570697
Fine

>> No.20571213
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>>20571060
Maybe went too dark, well there are probably many shades of risuna

>> No.20571245

>>20571060
burger risuna

>> No.20571357
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>>20571060
Fixed

>> No.20571438

>>20571357
Kek cute

>> No.20572859

Did you enjoy the concert?
https://files.catbox.moe/pz7caq.webm

>> No.20572901

>>20572859
Neck yourself

>> No.20573218
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PINGUKEKS BTFO

>> No.20573891

>>20572859
??? even as a shitpost I don't get it sorry

>> No.20574207

>>20573891
It doesn't really sound like bea either I don't think she did a cover of whatever that song is... nonsensical

>> No.20574370

>>20574207
Bea is jamming to her oshi singing

>> No.20574595

>>20574370
who? IIRC it was either Mito, Luna or Haachama that she preferred, in corpos

>> No.20574628

Why the FUCK is beatani streaming during holofes days, i can't watch her streams because i need to sleep

>> No.20574706

holoniggers are subhuman, posting holoshit outside of holo threads should be a bannable offense

>> No.20574752

>>20574706
>Implying dads are not holofaggots
Retarded nigger

>> No.20574793

>>20574706
holonigger dads like to be annoying here and post hololive shit
you can say they feed off the reactions

>> No.20574834
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I'm curious
what is the biggest non artist account following bea
this one?

>> No.20574931

>>20574834
That may be the one but why do you care

>> No.20574965

>>20574595
I never heard Luna or Haachama singing, it doesn't sound like Mito so I assume either one of those 2.

>> No.20575003

>>20574752
Eh, I think quite a few are not (the better ones actually).

>> No.20575048

>>20574706
Beatani is holonigger herself though

>> No.20575103

>>20574931
Bea being recognised by big shots gives her confidence boost I hope

>> No.20575324

>>20575103
this is the only account that could do that.
https://twitter.com/hirox246

>> No.20575427

glad that bea has all those kind discord folx to help her with being a vtuber

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>>20575324
>tfw no bea & hiroyuki collab

>> No.20575565

>>20575103
She doesn't need any "confidence boost" nor care about getting big accounts followings, if it didn't bother dads she would delete her own twitter regularly.

>> No.20575612

>>20575565
oh for sure, probably would delete her account especially if a big account follows it or softblock them, it's exactly what she dislikes it seems

>> No.20575657

>>20575048
She's not one at all though
She named 2 holos she liked to please the holo audience she got initially, but she likes people like Mito or Noraneko and similiar much more, she despises all the idolshit

>> No.20575675

>>20575612
she followed back that big account mentioned in the thread

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>>20575427
what now?

>> No.20575705

>>20575657
yeah I'm stil puzzled at how people can think she's a holofag, do tribalfags really think you can't like a few vtubers here and there no matter the company

>> No.20575740

>>20575675
it's not really a big one to be honest

>> No.20576010

>>20575705
Yes, either you like Holo and understandable hates all the Nijiniggers for what they did, or you're a nijinigger and can't get Holo out of your head and hate them all day long out of jealousy, I don't think anyone can enjoy somehow a few of both while ignoring the big offences that has been done.

>> No.20576129

Just 9 followers and bea is back to having at least 1000 followers on twitter!
Dads, turn on all your bot accounts and make it happen

>> No.20576381

>>20576129
She doesn't deserve it

>> No.20576406

>>20576381
She didn't work for it! Can you believe it?!

>> No.20576747

>>20576406
She's literally just a meme gremlin, she didn't deserve it, she didn't earn it, she only got where she is because her model is cute and funny.

>> No.20576748

>>20576129
Kiki got the same idea

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>>20576747
>>20576381

>> No.20576869

>>20576129
Unfollowed

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>>20575496

>> No.20578048

>>20574834
just show it idiot

>> No.20578237

>>20577197
Kek

>> No.20578554

Fix the MC, lazy whore

>> No.20578683

>>20578048
He can't fish for attention if he does that.

>> No.20578685

>>20578554
Is that some sort of Discord thing? She'll get right on it.

>> No.20578699

beatan...

>> No.20579327

>>20578554
>she removed the minecraft server from her membership perk description
It's over.

>> No.20579355

>>20579327
It was never in.

>> No.20579454

>>20579355
Yes it was. She either doesn't want to get in trouble for not providing the benefit, or plans on closing the server to save her pride from handing over the land rightfully conquered by the burgers.

>> No.20580089

>>20579454
>3rdies still owe Burgers 2/3 of their land
Shameful

>> No.20580522

>>20580089
The europoors too

>> No.20580781

Beatani said she likes watching Gura and Chloe from Hololive
that makes her a holonigger

>> No.20581334

>>20580781
She is Japanese so of course she likes the popular thing

>> No.20582309

>that OB post
it's over

>> No.20582543
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>>20582309

>> No.20582599
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TeaxPotato love

>> No.20582797

>>20582599
POLTATO RISUNA ISNT FOOD NOOO

>> No.20583757

>>20582309
You made me check and there was nothing... unless you mean the one from a month ago

>> No.20585234

dead bread
dead bear
dead listener
dead fruit
dead minecraft
dead discord
dead dad

>> No.20585278

>>20585234
desire to fuck my daughter alive and well

>> No.20585962

>>20585234
there's no winning with you guys and i love it

>> No.20585995
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>> No.20586210

>>20585995
Nadenade

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>>20585234

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>>20585995

i WILL nade nade this bear

>> No.20587473

>>20582599
Love bites!

>> No.20587710
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>>20587473
lovebytes

>> No.20587811

>>20528243
I went through her messages and you're right. She completely ignores you if you're not one of her favorites. The top 5 or so dads get 90% of her messages. Dads got trained like dogs into accepting an inner circle.

>> No.20588219

>>20587811
>Dads got trained like dogs into accepting an inner circle.
Wouldn't be me. Fuck discord.

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>>20587811
It's not that she doesn't reply to new dads, it's that new dads are CRINGE and UNINTERESTING.

>> No.20588526

>>20587811
kek so you just wanted to shitpost after all, either way you'd have found a way to complain I see, I thought it was serious at first

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The dads that live in your heads are not the dads you talk to! Seethe and cope! This entire line of conversation is cringe! Post bear love!

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>>20588672

>> No.20588891

>>20588526
I'm not the guy the post I was quoting was quoting.

>> No.20589285

>>20588672
>talk to
Where do you think you are?

>> No.20589717

Found the song for this arc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYU-8IFcDPw

>> No.20589853

>>20589717
cutting to this right now. why won't my dadcrush DM me? uuoooohhh

>> No.20589873

>>20587473
(So Do I)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmkHqUwa4zg

>> No.20590449

>>20589873
Do you also have cute feet? Maybe a camera? >:3

>> No.20590775

>>20574834
WHICH ACCOUNT IS IT RETARD SHOW THE ACCOUNT FAGGOT

>> No.20590939

>>20590775
it's a vtuber りんりね that barely uploads and lives of her fanbox

>> No.20591137

Vtube studio has more followers but they follow everyone that posts on their hashtag with a video

>> No.20591580

>>20591137
yeah this whole thing really has little meaning

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>>20588672

>> No.20592505

Dad hate

>> No.20592554

>>20592505
hate you too dad

>> No.20592650

>>20592505
>>20592554
I deserve all the hate, no one else but me really deserves hate, please direct any hateful feeling to me.

>> No.20592677

>>20592505
>>20592554
Fight, have makeup sex, and let me watch, dads

>> No.20592796

Dad indifference.

>> No.20593046

>>20591854
very cute!

>> No.20593269

>>20592677
Imagine beating the shit out of a dad then making him top you

>> No.20593780

dad love
sex even

>> No.20593908

>>20592650
dadpet
>captcha: H8 G0W

>> No.20594083
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She used kurochan no matter what she says. The week off was to recover.

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Why is Chihiro SO MUCH more popular than Ch*sato? How can that brat even compete?

>> No.20594204

>>20594146
She can't. Nobody even noticed she was gone when she got sent to XP hill.

>> No.20594274

>>20594146
>implying they are not the same person

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>>20594146
They're both cringe. Come with me and be a Teachad.

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>> No.20596640

let's fucking goooooo

>> No.20596705

>>20596497
Who's the blonde girl?

>> No.20596765

>>20596705
Donald Trump is staring at them

>> No.20596792

>>20596705
>they think warm-watching risuna is the loser
>she's actually dating donald trump's lake spirit form
>the other two are ignorant to this
This bear never ceases to impress me. God bless.

>> No.20596865

Fuwachama...

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I love fucking this bear!

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>>20537381
Me too

>> No.20597052

She sounds different today?

>> No.20597083

>>20597052
Yes

>> No.20597090

>>20597052
A different dad is wearing the wig today

>> No.20597172

>>20597052
It's 7:45am in Japan so she probably just woke up, that's why she sounds a little more Serori

>> No.20597285

$20 000 for one person bussines trip... is that place just yakuza money laundering front or something?

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>> No.20597589

>>20597285
probably

>> No.20597952

"""taking care""" of her boss

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>> No.20597994

>>20597968
oh no
bea is a health spa employee

>> No.20598008

>>20537381
Me too

>> No.20598023

Chisato-chan, my balls are full and my shoulders are stiff. Please fix this.

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>> No.20598067

>not so trustical

>> No.20598101

>>20598067
lol

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>> No.20598178

>godhand
That's what women oftne call me

>> No.20598186

>>20598169
Nailed it

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>>20598023
sure thing daddochama

>> No.20598309

>>20598246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhTL3sOINKY

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>> No.20598744

Acupuncture is great, it can cure an imagined health issue by the power of suggestion.

>> No.20598848

>>20598744
some people really underestimate the power of placebo. I know in the back of my head that chugging OJ when I'm sick isn't going to fix anything but just because I want to believe it can it's about as useful as taking dayquil.

>> No.20598895

>>20598744
belief is a powerful tool

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>> No.20599082

who else doing their stretches now

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>> No.20600077

Why did she stop using her site?

>> No.20600116

>>20600077
there's a nonzero chance she just forgot about it

>> No.20600117

>>20600077
Hivemind

>> No.20600162

>>20600077
probably that guy spamming racial shit in the last one

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>> No.20601100

>>20600077
Dads are shit when they drop their names

>> No.20601199

>>20601100
They are as shit when anonymous

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>> No.20601300

>>20601199
That's what I mean. It was pretty well behaved when it was just in chat.

>> No.20601445

>>20601199
Maybe, but then we're all shit together.

>> No.20601490

>>20601300
My bad, they are as shit with names

>> No.20601545

>>20601300
t. redditor

>> No.20601589

this is dragging for longer than it should

>> No.20602053

is she still talking about weird segz things

>> No.20603344

>>20602053
yes she moved on

>> No.20603352
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dads you aren't killers and pedos right? it's all a joke right

>> No.20603373

why are there so many crimers among dads?

>> No.20603396

>>20603352
the proof is in the dead discord

>> No.20603413

>>20603352
The wholesome ones were serious, the others were mostly shitposts but a few serious

>> No.20603417

>>20603352
yeah I joked on mine I wouldn't have a prostitute orgy or commit shotgun

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>>20603352
well...

>> No.20603591

>>20603373
if it's your last day does it matter if it's crime or not

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>> No.20603712 [DELETED] 

>>20603352
not a crimer but i'd consider letting bear do crimer things to me, not a crime if i consent

>> No.20603787

>>20603712
sorry dad that defense didn't work for armin meiwes and it won't work for bea

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>>20603352
Yes, now lie down on this table. Don't worry about the saw, I'm doing woodworking reps

>> No.20603898

>>20603787
deleted the post to rewrite it, sorry - murder is a crime no matter how to cut it. don't want to die, just into freaky sadomasochism.

>> No.20603950

>>20603460
megabased

>> No.20603963

Bea is giving all your donations to a m*le

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how is this bear so cute and pure yet so psycho and degenerate at the same time

>> No.20604018

middle of thread reminder to do your slay the spire reps

>> No.20604135

>>20603352
No, that person tripped in to hanging themselves.
Just tripped on a shoelace, ran across a bunch of random unordered bottles on the ground that lead directly over a banister with a noose attached to the ceiling light. Very unfortunate accident. Houses are dangerous places. Stay safe dads.

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>>20603966
(bi)polar bear

>> No.20604234

>>20603352
I'm not officially a killer, no.

>> No.20604278

>>20603963
Not the Bea in my head!

>> No.20604390

if there's a last cock there was a first cock

>> No.20604452

>>20603352
it was an accident i don't have any felony charges

>> No.20604470

>>20604018
Soon, I need to do all my Issac unlocks first

>> No.20604540

>>20603460
I wish this was me.
I don't have a sister and if I had she probably wouldn't be really pretty though. She'd be really hot however, so yeah, wish I could wincest.

>> No.20604609

>>20603352
Worst thing I've done is accidentally stealing a pen from a bank

>> No.20604674

Portal playthrough when?

>> No.20604730

>>20603963
No we are sharing it, it's different

>> No.20604915

>>20604609
Banks are the biggest thieves, so that's a good thing to do

>> No.20604956

>I'm always sane
ogey

>> No.20604998

>>20604956
When alcohol is not involved

>> No.20605088

>>20604998
I don't think alcohol is responsible for dirty dog

>> No.20605234

>>20604956
They don't call her kichigai for nothing. Bea operates on a different level.

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RATE IT

>> No.20605520

>>20605442
crimer dads are scary
but bea is comfy
10/10

>> No.20605544

>>20605442
Dads should receive psychiatric evaluation / 10

>> No.20605591

>>20605442
I hope my last day is good / 10

>> No.20605612

>>20605442
I'm never trusting mine and bea's children with any of these crimer dads/10

>> No.20605749

>>20605442
didn't read my post / 10
but nice comfy stream overall / 10

>> No.20605842

Confess your worst crime, dad. Don't worry, we're all anonymous here.

>> No.20605927

>>20605442
crime away/10

>> No.20606006

>>20604956
she defeated the dirty dogs don't worry

>> No.20606069

>>20605842
I've kicked cats and dogs. But I've confessed that already and haven't done it since.

>> No.20606096

>>20605842
I posted 4 of the posts she read and they were all jokes

>> No.20606231

>>20605842
I want lying about wanting to rape someone if there would be no repercussions

>> No.20606478

>>20606069
How did they react?

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>>20605442
surprisingly cute

>> No.20606684

>>20606069
I mean I've kicked my cat a few times or stepped on its tail etc. but that's always a case of her being a stupid fucker that literally runs right in front of my foot mid-stride and then getting mad when I don't notice until it's too late
dumb asshole

>> No.20606735

>>20606478
I didn't confess to my parents, just to my local priest. He just made me say some prayers lol

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>>20606596
but bear is always cute

>> No.20606842

>>20605842
I wouldn't admit it even here.

>> No.20606845

I think I understand the girls breaking things fetish. It's similar to how many people are fascinated with freak accidents. Someone or something departed this world and there was no reason behind it. It gets us thinking about our own mortality, it's arousing. Throw in cute girls and there you go.

>> No.20606934

>>20605842
Crimes against myself.

>> No.20606944

>>20606735
I meant the animals, how did they react when you kicked them?

>> No.20607219

>>20606842
Come on, it'll make you feel better

>> No.20607390

>>20607219
Not today glowie, not today.

>> No.20607451

>>20605842
Attacked a kid when he was following my friend and I around the neighborhood and wouldn't leave us alone. It was more play fighting than anything (we were elementary schoolers). But looking back I know that kid came from a shitty household and was probably being abused at home. He just wanted a friend. I feel horrible about it.

>> No.20608130

>>20606944
I smell paws
They would cry at first but since I would often corner them they would eventually shut up and just take it after they realized they couldn't escape.

>> No.20608286

>>20606845
People are naturally inclined to learn about things that could be harmful to them, so it makes sense to try out some stuff on other people to learn how dangerous it is.

>> No.20608589

>>20605842
fuck you

>> No.20608615

>>20608130
I think you might be paws, actually.

>> No.20608988

people were right about the D******

all channels are dead and on the off chance that Bea goes there, she just sits in idle status and says nothing

I don't get it

>> No.20608997

>>20605842
Briefly bullied another misfit kid to try and look cool. Mean to people on the internet for no reason other than to soothe myself.
Was too weak to properly love one of the most amazing people I've ever met. Decided to just burn everything down, lied and told her I had never loved her. Hurt her badly.
Failed my family, my future self, and the world in general. Didn't take care of myself, tried to throw it all away several times and failed that too. Repeated destruction and rebuilding. On a rebuild now.

>> No.20609057

Bea knows where all dads live

>> No.20609161

>>20608988
>on the off chance that Bea goes there, she just sits in idle status and says nothing
>I don't get it
She most likely just auto-logging on it alongside other channels, prolly talking to other vtubers in private.

>> No.20609198

>>20609057
She does know a fair amount since the PO box gifts

>> No.20609224

>>20609057
Not all

>> No.20609310

>>20609057
she's welcome to come kill me anytime

>> No.20609546

>>20608988
She should be chatting sometime within the next couple of hours. I hope I'm not just wasting my time waiting because I'm already late for work.

>> No.20609615

lately I feel like the only friendless nogf loser more often

>> No.20609663

>>20609546
In about 5 or 6 hours there will be plenty of new messages

>> No.20609673

lately I feel like I want to distance myself way more from dads than ever

>> No.20609679

>>20608988
yeah people just use it's existence to doompost and bait other weak dads

>> No.20610051

>>20609615
Don't worry, I'm just like you. I used to have a girlfriend, but she cheated on me with some famous singer guy.

>> No.20610066

>>20609673
A lot of other dads are getting the same idea it seems

>> No.20610377

>>20610051
>I used to have a girlfriend
so not like me then, wakatta

>> No.20610438

>>20609673
Why?

>> No.20610864

>>20609673
Dad? I've literally been without friends for about 8 years now, completely alone! I forgot how to make friends and if i try to make one i feel like I'm forcing it and feel robotic/stiff with my interactions!!

>> No.20611339

>>20609615
I distanced myself from all my friends quite a few years ago. Never had a girlfriend, but never been interested in getting one either

>> No.20611391

>>20610864
Me too, and? Please don't talk to me

>> No.20611599

>>20609615
People always present the best side of themselves online but rest assured almost everyone here is a loser. There are dads who don't have friends or gfs but you don't know them because they don't talk about it.

>> No.20611895

>>20610864
It's fine anon, jus keep doing your best.

>> No.20611903

>>20611599
Yeah I often find myself thinking about how pathetic this hobby is and how broken I must be to enjoy it. Still, it's provided some comfort over the past year or two.

>> No.20612227

>>20611903
it's normalfags getting into the vtuber culture that are causing that

oblivious fuckers have the nerve to enter a weeaboo hobby and talk down to people of lower social strata than them, calling them "weebs," when you have to be a fucking weeb to get into this obscure shit in the first place

>> No.20612993

>>20609615
as a monster-turned-normalfriend i can assure you most people in this hobby who sound like normals are anything but. ask questions and you might be surprised how readily they admit to it

>> No.20613821

>>20605842
I was convicted of false terrorist threats (as a minor)

>> No.20614247

>>20612227
For normalfags everything is about dating and sex. There's no chance of finding a partner in any dating app unless you're a 5/5 chad, so the normalfags move to other platforms with less competition. Vtubing is the perfect niche for them to find a partner because it's mostly nerdy women streaming for nerdy men. They can find some random vtuber and groom her in a few weeks. Even the average man appears like a chad among the nerd crowd. For the normalfags, all the anime stuff is just an annoyance they have to deal with to have sex.

>> No.20614519

>>20614247
DYRBI

>> No.20614580

>>20614247
Specially if they have money to throw at the screen and make the whole process a lot faster. They don't have to stay, they can become big paypigs and pay to win.

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>> No.20617862

>>20611599
how bad do your complexes have to be that you see someone mentioning good things in their lives as showing off? should they just talk about how sad they are all the time?

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Oh shit I forgot the strawberries

>> No.20620942

Imagine Bea wearing combat boots and stomping on your balls to make you her perfect girl slave

>> No.20621411

>>20620942
Distinctly unpleasant!

>> No.20621474

>>20620942
no

>> No.20622114

>>20617862
It's not showing off, but it's not presenting a complete picture of you either. Nothing wrong with that, nobody expects you to share your personal troubles with a bunch of relative strangers online. But it creates a warped perception of what "normal" is. Many people reject social media for this reason. And yes, everybody here is a loser in some way or another.

>> No.20622280

>>20622114
When you do share your troubles you get called out for over sharing and being a buzzkill so it makes sense that people present the best possible image.

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>>20620942

>> No.20623155

>>20622280
Well, that's what I'm saying. It's understandable that someone would feel isolated if they're in a rough patch and everyone around them seems happy. But the important thing is to remember that everyone has their joys and sorrows. So don't beat yourself up about it if you feel like you don't measure up to the images people present of themselves online.

>> No.20624826

>>20617862
Just ignore bitches like that. While I was driving on my expensive car to buy a new mansion for me and my girlfriends, I asked my wife what she thought about guys like him, and she said he's just jealous because he doesn't have a handsome face like me (yeah, I'm a model).

>> No.20625668

>>20614247
The idea of seriously marrying a chuuba seems kinda disgusting. Fans should be fans.

>> No.20625753

>>20622114
>>20623155
i am going to kiss every one of you awkward fucks, mark my words

>> No.20625759

>>20625668
>Fans should be fans
Not necessarily

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>>20625753
God I hope so. I'm so lonely.

>> No.20627385

>>20624826
it hurts regardless of the reasons behind it, i just want to kiss dads but they're so prickly uwu

>> No.20627410

>>20625759
Why not?

>> No.20627704

>>20627410
I don't like sticking labels on relationships and boxing them in. It's true most fans will only ever be fans but if both parties want to be friends or more the fan label shouldn't stop them. You could even become a fan after you're already in a relationship for that matter.

>> No.20627711

Giantess Beatani fanart when?

>> No.20627916

>>20627711
One where she picks up Risuna and bites off her head Attack on Titan style please.

>> No.20628143

>>20609615
How do people even make IRL friends after graduating from school
There aren't any "anime and vtuber fans" groups that aren't exceedingly cringe, and I don't have any other non-solo hobbies so

>> No.20628190

Fix Minecraft beabea

>> No.20628329

>>20628143
Hobbies and friends of friends mostly. It takes effort and being a little proactive vs school where you're forced to be there.

>> No.20628646

>>20628143
Don't be afraid of having DM sex. I met one of my friends because he DM sexed me about some shitpost I wrote. You'll never make friends by simply talking in d*scord or thread.
I-i think some of you guys are my friends. We can take it to irl too if you want.

>> No.20631116

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T STAND BEING APART FROM HER EVEN FOR A LITTLE BIT!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!111!!!11!!!111!!11!!111!!11!!!11!!11!!!11!!111!!!

>> No.20631163

Good bear. Good dads. Good gay dads. Good gay dads wearing tights. Brushing good gay tights dad hair.

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You look so cute with no limbs

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