/skzg/ - schizo general

[schizo No.]

Slap the sheep edition
Migoposting not allowed!!!¡!¡¡

This is a thread for schizos to vent their vtuber-induced schizophrenic energies so that it doesn't leak into other threads, for the good of the board. You may also discuss ways to better vent.

Thread Anthem: https://youtu.be/nCceCndD6IE (Human Animal) [3:33]

Recommended ways of venting:
>kill yourself

General Resources:
>mongolian fried rice recipe
https://youtu.be/RYZWyxemUHA

[schizo No.]

Juno was mad
He knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend

In the gallows or the ghetto
In the town or the meadow
In the billows even over the sun
Every end of the time is another begun

You understand
Mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (ah)
Ruler of everything (ah)
I'm the ruler of everything
In the end

Do you like how I dance?
I've got zirconium pants!
Consequential enough
To slip you into a trance

Do you like how I walk?
Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face
Disintegrates into chalk?

I have a wonderful wife
I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric (ha ha ha)

You practice your mannerisms
Into the wall
If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall

I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill

I've been you
I know you
Your facade is a scam

You know you're making me cry
This is the way that I am

I've been living a lie
A metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover brotherhood
Objective: obscene

Oh no, no
Oh yeah