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Previous Thread >>22062510

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>I'm new to Fauna, which stream VODs should I watch to get into her?
ASMR https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykdhWnY3f3E1Ot-FlcBMVSA_
Minecraft https://youtu.be/ZdHCf5NLmZ0 [Embed]
Spore https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykeMzF79onvOx2PjYIwyj36G
Pokemon Unite https://youtu.be/C2R6zHNePhg [Embed]
Resident Evil 7 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykf8wvxHI-9xKZP_WMdmbD_8
Animal Crossing https://youtu.be/G9X3d81EKeI [Embed]
Pokémon Legends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_2FG2zM4Mw [Embed]

Reminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

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I think Fauna is a good streamer

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I think Fauna is a good lay.

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I think Fauna is a good squeeb

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I love Fauna and horni posters in /uuu/ are grasshoppers.

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Reminder that all pro-squeeb posts are government propaganda.

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faunners

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>Fauna retweeted Saruei's horny art
Based cyborg, based kirin.

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>>22122083
I mean there is no need to bring that up anon.
She probably is not even aware of her recent yabai because she was busy with shifting and stuff and had to live without internet for a week when the yabe happened. Also she retweeted her own artwork

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>>22121459
Anon... I think you should avoid creating general threads if you post with a phone

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>>22122083
fauna supports horny posting confirmed

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>>22122181
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. All I know about Saruei is she's French and does good art.

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>>22122269
She is responsible for a quarter of it

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>>22121459
>>22121501
>>22121539


I think Niji en is better.
Still like Fauna though

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>>22122244
Not a phone user. Am using my old MacBook. Sorry.

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I love this dork

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>>22122368
Fuck it, I'll bite. Redpill me on someone from Niji en. I only know Pendora bc I stumbled on her channel and remembered seeing a pretty good variety of games.

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>>22122368
>>22122604
>>>/out/
there are already threads for this

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>>22122604
Selen
Pomu
Enna
Luca
Mysta
Rosemi
Millie

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>>22122269
always has

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>>22122801
Why do you let Asians sit on your computer?

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>>22123083
I try not to judge others' cultural norms, plus they're rather cute and are usually light enough to not break it.

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I have to say, I know Fauna is supposed to be bad at singing but her last karaoke touched my heart, I love this mama kirin.

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Kirins are built for eternal matrimonial happiness.

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>>22124318
same. plan on listening to it in my car later. it's got sovl

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I want to take a vacation away from civilization for a week or two. Can I hang out in /uuu/'s forest?

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>>22124318
Her singing stimulates my brain in a strange way

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>>22125002
Moom a cute so yes
>>22124318
I imagine its like when someone you loves does something 'for you' its perfect no matter what. Like parents putting art on the fridge, or singing with someone along to the radio.
But I don't know. She could start her own fucking Russian UVB76 numbers station and I would tune in.

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>>22125974
I'm actually from /nasa/. Sometimes you need a break from space civilization.

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I honestly hate myself sometimes and wish I had the ability to actually fuck off from here.

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why can i not find the original art? did fauna commission this

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>>22126717
Idk your situation but you don't need to fuck off from here to get your life in order. You can definitely have a proper life and still check in on uuu and Fauna instead of whatever social media / trendy youtuber normies are hooked on these days

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>>22126854
And people thought she would stop the ara ara for the rest of the year.

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I missed the previous karaoke, how soulful was it?

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>>22127074
it was truly amazing

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>>22127068
>people thought
people hoped*

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>>22127068
that was very, very clearly a joke she made, but the socially inept people here can't recognize that and took it as "she clearly hates doing it" and "wants to stop"

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you're in the waiting room, right?

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fucking loud bgm

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PREMIERS LOUD FUCK

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>>22127247
Obviously

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Get in the stream salpings!!

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>>22127321
>stream

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>>22121501
I think Fauna is overall the strongest member of Council and maybe the best streamer in holoEN as a whole. Very consistent, very versatile, good at maintaining solo commentary and never dead weight in collabs, and very importantly not cringe (I don't watch ASMR streams). People sleep on Fauna because they focus on extremes too much.

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I fucking knew it. I couldn't find it because SHE COMMISSIONED IT JUST FOR THIS

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She commissioned another animation

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>Sweetie
Of fuck...

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She sounds more sistery

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she's going full mommy...

ngmi

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Saplings I'm not going to fucking make it

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why does she sound so EROTIC

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>on bed with Fauna
uuuuuuuuuuuu

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Fauna says my skin is perfect

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Saplings, I just UUUUUUUUed myself.

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>>22127481
she was talking to me buddy

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SQUEEEEEEEEEEB

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I can't tell whether the forced mommydom voice is sex or cringe...

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IM GONNA SQUEEEEEB

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even some of global is going wild. i like seeing people enjoy fauna

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This stream heals my soul

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>makes us wear a wig
>makes us put on a face mask
fellas...is fauna trying to....

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tfw some of your membership money went to the ku100

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>>22127685
you did your part, sapling

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I'll be a prettiest sapling around. Suck it up, losers.

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this is supposed to be relaxing but this is too exciting to relax

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Is it me or i hear a heartbeat...

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UAAAAAAAH FAUNA SEX

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>>22127685
i was too late for that but at least some of my money is going to keep her streaming.

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>>22127728
preach. But I'll relax during that PNC.

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B-Bros why is she trying to sound so seductive and lewd... Could it be that Fauna is attracted to her saplings... But that's forbidden love...

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Tourist and Yukimin passing by, I can see how saplings are created.

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not much of an asmr kind of guy but this is kino

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>>22127735
full pic?

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>Fauna likes it cold
Based

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>fauna likes to sleep while slightly cool
>i like to sleep while slightly cool
WE ARE

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This was made for Femsaplings...

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>>22127874
i dont get tingles from asmr and dont understand most of it, but i just like cute girls whispering in my ears, and ASMR is an easy way to find that.

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>>22127994
>he never got a facemask
faggot

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Fauna can we skip to the sex please

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>>22128099
no, do your homework and brush your teeth. do it by 8pm and you get sex. any later and it's a pity handjob

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>>22128080
t. Fag

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>>22127874
>>22128002
it's a sex thing

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Imma nut in her loamy mound.

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>>22127843
Welcome and enjoy your stay! Lamy posters are cute.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Rate the stream

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SUSAAAAAAAAAAN

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That's it?

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>>22127875
that is the full pic (unfortunately)

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fauna brushing my bald head

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>>22128215
Sex/10

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NOOOOO IT CAN'T BE IT...

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This is so unfair Fauna, one day you make a soulful karaoke that touches my heart and then the next day you make this, how is a man supposed to not fall in love?

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Fauna and Mumei are close candidates for the Leader of Council. I know it's supposes to be Bae but their creativity and resourcefullness is unmatched. Just like Ame in Myth they're the ones bringing La Creatividad.

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about as long as the lap pillow one, not sure why anyone is shocked since this was purely to cover the lack of asmr this week

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I fell asleep and then the next video started playing her 500 ara aras.... I'm okay with this.

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work harder, whore

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>commenting on a video before it even premieres
idgi

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It was short, but I got off work and hour ago, tired and now I am relaxed and awake while listening that in bed with a towel over my eyes. Now I can play video games till 2 am, again, thanks Fauna.

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Bros I love Fauna

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>>22128345
I got a hearted comment once when I did it

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>>22128406
i've never gotten a heart from fauna. what does the dopamine kick feel like?

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I can't say i am quite disappointed on how short it is despite it's quality...
Wish she went for 10 more minutes humming while brushing my hair...

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>>22128406
I get it now...

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>>22128406
Proof?

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Do you think she was humming the tune of her original song? I didn't recognize it

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>>22128436
We need to convince her to do a humming karaoke ASMR stream

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Fauna telling me my hair was so long when I just cut it yesterday is so immersion breaking.

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premiere might have ended but im already partway through relistening

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>>22128430

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>>22128484
Anon... I... it was Shiny Smily Story

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>>22128490
Next month i will ask her.

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>>22128430
It feels like she loves me... like my love for her has been validated.

UUUUUUUUUUU

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>>22128430
it feels like being in love except better

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>>22128492
Quite the opposite to me, my hair is pretty long right now, I was even supposed to cut it today but got too lazy and didn't go, so it was very immersive to me.

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>>22128553
Well this is embarassing

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do you miss her?

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>>22128558
Thanks Clover.

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>>22128559
>>22128565
so if i get a heart from fauna it might fill the void, i know what i must do

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>>22128406
>>22128430
i think i am shadowbanned from commenting email wide, despite having a fresh channel for fauna alerts

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>>22128654
confess, what the fuck did you type

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How would you react if Fauna did a straight up lewd asmr?
Once the PNC kicks in, would you lose some respect for her?

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>>22128745

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>>22128745
i wouldn't lose respect, but i'd be disappointed since that basically means ear eating and i hate that shit. it'd be stuff i cant enjoy

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How did Fauna know my hair has gotten really long

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>>22128745
I like her too much to lose respect for her. It doesn't even need to be something explicit like ear licking, if it was just dirty talking JOI and a countdown i'd be happy

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>>22128745
I'm in too deep to dislike it
Though if I wasn't already a sapling I imagine it'd ruin my image of her

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>>22128745
I don't want full on lewd. Her oneesan/mommy RP is her strongest point. There's plenty of Lewd ASMR and I feel at that point you might as well just hear porn.

Fauna's uniqueness is in part how seductive can she be without being actually sexual.

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>>22128908
if anything, i wish she did occasional kisses. i dont think thats too lewd

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>>22128965
nigger do you realize how many people that would kill?

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>>22128965
>kisses aren't too lewd
i'd literally nut if she kissed my ear

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>>22129072
If you can't handle her kisses then you will return to the dirt that fertilises my roots

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>>22129072
>>22129084
i dont care about the consequences. those who cant take it will be purged. i need fauna to breathe closely into my ear for several seconds before slowly inching her lips even closer, right against my ear and leaving a gentle kiss

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>>22128728
pretty sure i got in an argument over something stupid years ago on a different account tied to the same email like the validity of using an A10 thunderbolt, with me in support.
On fauna's streams I only leave nice, supportive comments with no drama posting, but if I log out they are not there.

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Squeeb?

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>>22128908
>Fauna's uniqueness is in part how seductive can she be without being actually sexual.
Its the peak femininity she has, with some of the tomboy like nerdy interests sprinkled in.
Its like flicking some kind of biological lizard brain urge in my brain. I have an overwhelming urge to protect her from the world and support everything she does.

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>>22128745
I actually like how non lewd she is. If she goes full lewd she's going to attract the most disgusting coomers that I honestly don't ever want her to deal with. I don't think she should ever go past the ara ara teasing

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>>22128965
>>22129072
>>22129160
As a Sapbud (Chumling?) I can say that while Gura has only done asmr once outside of her collab with Fauna, when she did do it for the members it was both teasing and affectionate with kisses included. Some of the JP holomems have done some slightly more spicy things with their asmr as well.

Ultimately I think it's just Fauna's personal preference to keep things relatively seiso and the saplings at a healthy arms-length to keep us from going full GFE. Perhaps one day we'll get lucky though.

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>>22129331

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>>22128745
I don't see anyone in EN doing overtly lewd streams, part of their appeal is being relatively family friendly

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I still miss Fauna but the ASMR was really good, I love her roleplays.

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>>22128430
I've gotten more than 5 and the dopamine hit still feels great. Brain fuzz at its finest

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Chibi Fauna finished for now (you never know what I might want to change in 24 hours)

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>>22131413
pretty nice as always

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I bet a certain someone is preventing fauna from giving kisses during asmr

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>>22131521
Yeah, me

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squeeeeeeeb

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I used to dislike really feminine girls and only went for tomboys
Fauna taught me I actually just disliked boring girls

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Tourist here. I have never once had lewd thoughts about Fauna. But Jesus H Fucking Christ, the yandere horror ASMR made my heart pound. I expected it to become straight up audio porn at any moment. Listening to her hair brushing ASMR she released a couple hours ago now.

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>>22132178
Let me know how it went.

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>>22132794
A little short and uneventful for my taste, but still good.

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>>22130274
>to keep us from going full GFE
doesn't seem like it's working based on the number of gosling posters in here during the karaoke stream.

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>>22130274
I don't remember the kisses in the gura asmr stream wtf

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>>22135078
Listening to Fauna singing Lovefool made me gosling so fucking hard, I kept telling her I loved her and needed her.

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Do you guys think it would be a possibility that Fauna does a Workout encouragement? Am I just coping with trying to find motivation for working out regularly?

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>>22137941
She'll probably encourage people to work out with her during ring fit

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>>22137941
there is a soundpost like that where she says, "Oh, you didn't work out today? Why not? It makes big sis sad when you don't work out"

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>>22137941
I'll listen to her karaoke while I work out

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fauna singing "look what you made me do" was so fucking cute, maybe my favorite from the karaoke

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I hope she keeps getting these special Live 2D animations for her prerecorded asmr. Staring into her eyes enhanced the experience.

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Her last asmr was just pure sex...

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What's your favorite fauna ASMR ever, fellas?

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>>22147767
This last one is the most realistic for me. I don't really suffer from confidence issues, so the positive reinforcement from the previous ones doesn't do anything. Having trouble sleeping though? Yea that's good stuff. Plus I don't need a wig

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>>22147767
Her last one.
I imagine she's besides me, caressing my hair while I reach Nirvana.

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>>22148670
Kurt will reach back, I promise <3

[Anonymous No.]

recommend a comfy gaming vod

[Anonymous No.]

skyrim hitman spore vods are all good

[Anonymous No.]

>>22150109
Spore is comfy and funny. It’s the peak Fauna experience for 4 whole streams.

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>>22150109
any skyrim stream

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Our sunshine will return on Monday!

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone post Reine IMFing?

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>>22154795

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I MISS HER SO MUCH

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>>22156880
Lies.

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>>22156880
go to sleep Reine

[Anonymous No.]

Hello there saplings. You have a very lovely oshi and I hate her so much because she's making me have second thoughts about my feelings for my oshi.

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>>22158235
Homewrecker Fauna...

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[Anonymous No.]

As a tourist, what does squeeb mean in context of Fauna?

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>>22160921

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>>22161026
>22161026
Thats a really cute sound. I can see why its posted so much. Thank you

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>>22161113
https://files.catbox.moe/8tlypy.mp4

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>>22128745
has fauna counted down suggestively please GOD

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>>22161223
Oh wow. So even Fauna acknowledges the popularity of Squeeb. Nice. Thats a lot of Squeebs

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>>22161299
She does countdowns for the movie streams so viewers can match the start time with her. Make do with what you've got

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>>22128908
As a tourist, is there a list of mommy RP videos I can refer to? I've only seen two vids.

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>>22165494

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>>22140101
could someone post it please?

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I cant believe Fauna is Boxxy...

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I can't believe Fauna is jewish

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Fauna my sisterwife

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>>22171211
pls rename this to Ahemnuaf if you save it

[Anonymous No.]

Hi everyone. I just came across this image in my folder and was wondering if anyone knew what the context is supposed to be. I haven't watched Fauna enough to know.

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>>22172492
the council human fall flat collab

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>>22159742
This pic makes me think, does Fauna wear skirts at home as well?

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>>22172796
I doubt it. It’s probably pajama pants until she needs to go out.

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>>22174954
>Fauna wearing pants, even if it's pajama pants
Doubtful. Fauna wears an oversized sweater or t-shirt depending on the temperature, and nothing for her lower side except panties. The length of the t-shirt/sweater acts as a skirt.

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>>22175485
Basically confirmed last night

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>>22158235
im sorry for your struggles, fauna has that affect on people

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>>22176003
fauna fucking commissioned this just for us. we're blessed with a great oshi

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>>22174954
I want to see fan art of Fauna in pyjamas...

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>>22158235
I'm having the same problem but in reverse. I found another smaller company and one of the girls is just like me in tastes except with a good personality, and another is very endearing and cute. It doesn't help that they enjoy giving in to minor parasocial tendencies. Every day i fight to keep my love for Fauna at the top

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>>22176792
Just leave.

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>>22176792
pretty disgraceful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRoZzI0DHkY

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176792
wtf!!! nooo you can't watch any other chuuba!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176792
Behind the scenes those small corpo girls are absolute bitches but you do you.

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>>22176003
I want to see this every night

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>>22176792
I've tried watching smaller vtubers but the chat always gets so weird and intimate because of the small number of people participating. I prefer the big corpo way where Fauna just treats us like a collective instead of giving individual members attention. It just opens a can of worms.
You should do whatever makes you happy though.

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>>22178295
I think Fauna is doing really well at that too. When a paypig that she likes had a birthday a couple days ago, I was really wondering if she'd break her "Dear sapling" in favor of their name, but she didn't

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>>22178394
>When a paypig that she likes had a birthday a couple days ago, I was really wondering if she'd break her "Dear sapling" in favor of their name, but she didn't
I was really scared she'd say his (her?) name, especially since it was a member's stream, and breathed a sigh of relief when she didn't.

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>>22178473
holy meds

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So I only watch Fauna sporadically.
Did she say why she was going to be gone for a week? I watched her tier list video, but I don't remember her saying anything about it.

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>>22180305
We don't know how long she's gone for, presumably no stream today but possibly Monday/Tuesday. If I recall it was to work on stuff, possibly going to a studio since her original is soon

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>>22180736
She said she'd be back on Monday in the member's stream.

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>>22180830
Ah ok. Hopefully we get a schedule tomorrow too

[Anonymous No.]

no stream
no schedule

she hates us

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>>22181390

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder if you do not want to SC and give Susan money you can always re-buy the voice packs from Fauna's birthday if you want to support her! I'm at purchase 5 of it since I got paid yesterday.

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>>22181390
She made 2 good prerecorded videos to tide us over while she's busy. That's more than most holos would do.

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>>22181681
But anon, I'm a poorfag

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>>22181730
She observes this place and made sure to keep us fed for the weekend do we don't turn feral again. What a good heart fauna has

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>>22181390
this is true!!!!!

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>>22165881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au52DD_SaWg&t=12230s&ab_channel=CeresFaunaCh.hololive-EN

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collab when

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>>22184115
When Fauna gets back on her wanikani reps

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_wLNqUz7pM

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>>22184115
I want a Fauna and Lamy ASMR collab

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>>22186416
Trying to have a conversation with a foreigner ASMR

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>>22186627
This would actually be great

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>>22186416
just do it pre recorded with them saying the same lines but in there own language

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my fauna soundpost folder might pass my ina soundpost folder in size

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>>22187430
its a crime to not focus on her when shes talking desu

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>>22188660
i'm impressed with the amount of saplings that use ffmpeg. i don't know how the other splits are, but we have a lot of dedicated /uuu/ clippers

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>>22190221
When she started going "ehem" during the karaoke to get the viewers attention it made me smile, especially cause i wasn't paying attention to her and just had her on my other monitor. She's so cute

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>>22122787
Selen is annoying as fuck.
Unironic lesbians like Pomu disgust me.
Only other one on your list I’m loosely familiar with is Rosemi, but I haven’t seen her do anything particularly entertaining.

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If she goes another month wihout asmr I will just unsub.

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>>22190696
if youre that flimsy and easy to lose patience, then start by leaving this place, bye

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>>22190812
>please no critic :(
A whole fucking month and all she did was a 17(seventeen) long prerecorded video.

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>>22190862
this: >>22190696 isnt criticism. its being a whiny bitch
we dont need people shitting up the thread saying how dare she not give more asmr, if you ever watched fauna you'd know the circumstances. now fuck off grasshopper

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>>22190862
>holofes
>birthday
>moving
>audio issues
Yea your right anon its been a totally normal month and she is not doing asmr because of her own choices. Best to just leave now since she obviously doesn't care about asmr!

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>>22191002
she hates us...

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>>22191192
But she loves me specifically

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help, I've been listening to Fauna's last karaoke for hours, specially Lovefool

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>>22191279
dont stop looping, a few more and you'll awaken your third eye

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>>22190647
>Unironic lesbians like Pomu disgust me.
Pomu is not a lesbian, she's bi. The "Pomu is a lesbian" rrat was created by threadreaders who never watched her streams; she has always shown interest in both gender.

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what are the chances of a minecraft speedrun again? its been so long and she was just starting to learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ_zix6K5qw&t=565s

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luv fanners

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>>22191541
Oh so she’s my sister.
Even worse.

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>>22135322
It was right at the very end.

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Fauna cute

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>>22191847
One could say she gave up on it, specially since everyone got burnt out from playing way too much minecraft early on.
Not to mention she'd have to learn again the tricks and strategies.

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I wonder if we will ever see the tweets or the profile pic change from the members that won in her birthday wheel.

Fauna went through all the trouble of creating it and it's once again forgoten.

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>>22195589
Who cares, if they forgot it's whatever. What are saplings supposed to do, harass the other girls?

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>>22195801
harass fauna so she has to relive the trauma. at least she's immune to cringe (or so she says)

still a better outcome than the first half of the GOI marathon where nobody showed up

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>>22194228
I'm glad people use my zero effort shitpost image

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>>22191390
I was so proud of Fauna for finishing this run. She was stuck in the boss fight for an hour but still she powered through. Chipped the dragon's health down bit by bit. I would've given up a long time before that.

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>>22195801
>>22195589
I'm honestly considering sending a superchat to Ollie and Reine just to remind them of this. They seem like the most likely ones to go for it. I don't want all the birthday dares to go unused.

If anyone can think of a good message to send, I'll donate it to get the ball rolling.

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>>22195850
>she's immune to cringe
I’m gonna send her the most cringe SC she’s ever read then

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>>22195850
>still a better outcome than the first half of the GOI marathon where nobody showed up
This still fucking kills me. Poor girl, she put so much effort into the wheel and she didn't get to use it even once during the marathon.

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I'M GONNA SQUEEB

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>>22122604
>>22122787
>>22191541
>she has always shown interest in both gender.

Yeah, especially when she and the fish had an IRL off-collab with one of the Niji males in a hotel room. Her choosing to make the background a fucking hotel bed was the cherry on top. This stream was advertised as girls only btw.
Seriously. Don't watch NijiEN unless you are literally into cuckoldry.

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>>22197025
The poor homo probably got molested by those two

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Grasshoppers get the boiling tar.

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>>22197321
Hating NijiEN doesn't make a sapling a grasshopper. But nice try, shithead.

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>>22197505
It's off-topic, shithead. Did you retards not have enough with the previous "I..." thread?

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>>22197593
Think of it this way: By showing them how gross and disgusting NijiEN is, they won't ever want to post about them or bring them up here again. Well... hopefully.

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All I have is Gura members right now... come back Fauna

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>>22197837
Fair, but you could just point them to the archive instead of actually posting that stuff here. You're asking for the schizos who raided the previous fauna related thread to come back.
Who cares about niji, we're watching fauna and hololive.

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If only there was a magical button that could summon jannies without needing to reply to posts.

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>>22198080
You're right. I should of at least spoilered it.

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>>22196882

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breakbaker should use the "Don't Squeeb $300 Fine" picture as the next OP.

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>>22198873
The real breadbaker, the one who made this thread should be squeebed on for his failure on baking it properly.

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>>22198975
>squeebing as capital punishment
There are some things no man should have to go through. We can’t play god like this.

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>>22200573
I want to /become/ snail

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>>22200700
checked, but gtfo furry

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>>22200700
Clover and Snail LOVE!

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>>22200700
>smelly old cat
Kek.

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>>22200758
That smelly old cat gets more Fauna love than you ever will

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>>22200758
grumpy old man paws typed this post

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>>22200854
>more Fauna love than you ever will
Not if your name is Outrun the wind...

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>>22201579
>he thinks reading a name is the same as being pet and fed every day by Fauna
I pity your sad life

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Gura talking about fashion this stream and she keeps mentioning wanting to go shopping with fauna or maybe doing a fashion stream with fauna

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>gura fashion stream with fauna
God i wish.

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>>22201747
>>22201787
it warms my heart to see how close Fauna is to the stinky shork

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>>22201747
>>22201787

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when will she ever do members asmr, she's literally built for it

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okay you faggots I went to church and tolerated the gossiping harpies just for the sake of fauna you niggers better be happy because I swear to fucking god I'm about to transform into an unironic fedora if I have to spend any more time with these hypocritical old farts as possible

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>>22202667
Just find a new church if you hate it so much

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>>22202667
Did I miss some context about Fauna and church?
And I agree with the other anon on finding a new church.

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>>22202667
hopefully she won't knock over another monitor now that you've been to church

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>>22202859
anon cursed faunas screen to break by not going to church, you shouldve been here last week

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pretty nuts that webm as a format is so much better than gif. its easier for me to make a 40 second long webm under 3mb rather than try to get a good looking gif under 3mb

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>>22201973
>>22201747
I know nothing about Goomba's roommate but I never pictured her style to be this cutesy and girly.

I'd love to see them do a fashion stream together now!

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>>22203404
i will gladly receive fauna's full package and drink her fluids

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>>22202859
>>22203094
Specifically he said he wasn't gonna go to church so he can watch Fauna's stream and then her monitor broke that same day

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>>22126854
she linked the artist in the description of the video: https://twitter.com/Shikabashi/status/1513125728874688512?cxt=HHwWgMCjoaz12f8pAAAA

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I find the church thing really ironic because the concept of Fauna the nature guardian is pretty pagan kek

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>>22202859
Nothing related to Fauna, there is just punished sapling in thread constantly debating about being whether he would like to be molested or watch Fauna live

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>>22204587
one thing is for sure, I’m pagan her every night

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>>22205884
was directly related to fauna. the blame of losing out on that asmr stream is entirely pinned on him

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>>22206123
Satan frequently posts in /uuu/, so I bet Jesus is a lurker.
>sees sapling think about skipping church
>breaks Fauna’s monitor

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>>22206123
Next time explosive diarrhea gets in a way of my personal enjoyment of ASMR, I'll make sure to update /uuu/ about it for at least two weeks

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>>22203094
>>22203568
>>22206123
Do you have a link? The only one I was aware of was >>21867997

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>>22202667
>667
Almost Satan

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>>22206551
Nvm found it >>21719007

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>>22206752
the cursed moment

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>>22202780
I would if I could.

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Does Fauna have a favorite sapling

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>>22207569
Yeah me, and you can't stop me because we're falling off the board

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>>22207680
I made this post by the way

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>>22207569
she loves us in descending order:
>me
>Satan
>everyone else

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fauna doko...

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>>22207569
Yeah me

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>>22208154
check every other holos schedules for fauna collabs until we know

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>>22207569
revelence

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I sometimes lurk /who/ and get jealous that Mumei tweets nonsense so often. I’m glad Fauna stays off social media in general, but the silence is hard.

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>>22208490
Double edged sword. Someone who is extremely active on twitter would get comments from here that she ought to close twitter for once. But I agree an occasional update would be nice

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>>22208490
that is because..... she hate us............

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>>22208722

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How long does who have to be gone before you start saying that you miss her?

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>>22161223
made a lower res webm soundpost version because i don't want to save the url of the mp4

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>>22209558
-1 seconds after she stops streaming

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thread is dying
no one will see that I'm Fauna

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>>22210938
you can’t fool me, Anuaf

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>>22210938
i miss you...

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>>22210938
Fauna, please, the members lossless ASMR files, FLAC if possible...

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>>22210938
If this is really you prove it by saying the code word "konfauna" at the start of your next stream.

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>>22211368
she’d never do that, take your meds

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Are we going to see Fauna this week saplings?