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>> No.22193965
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22193965

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxTwTBkl_BU55F8-SMYts0ayzJi8A4dUQp

>> No.22193974
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Gura cute

>> No.22193987
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.22193995
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You'll probably need this.

>> No.22194000
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>> No.22194005
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Gura cute

>> No.22194025
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22194025

now this is a shark

>> No.22194026
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https://youtu.be/A2i6ksk__Sc
https://youtu.be/A2i6ksk__Sc
https://youtu.be/A2i6ksk__Sc

>> No.22194035

>all that stale bait last thread
She really has been good lately. I love her so much!

>> No.22194045
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googa cooga

>> No.22194075

>>22194045
I'm the strawberry. T u T

>> No.22194139

>>22194075
Im her clothes.

>> No.22194151
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I love Gura! One hour left buds

>> No.22194189

>>22194075
>>22194139
I am (not) her

>> No.22194249

>>22194189
Hi Gura!

>> No.22194319

Oh boy… I can’t wait for another members only stream that only 1% of her fan base can watch…

>> No.22194349

>>22194319
This but unironically

>> No.22194355

>>22194151
I can't wait to see her today!

>> No.22194377
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>>22194189
yeah, me

>> No.22194379

>>22194319
Good, fuck grays

>> No.22194388
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>>22194319
>gray

>> No.22194408

>>22194319
You mean 100% of her fans will watch, you aren't a fan if you can't watch her member streams live

>> No.22194417

There is actually a small chance that she lurks here and maybe even posted here, of course i am talking about dino gura not gawr gura

>> No.22194443

>>22194319
Based opinion.

>> No.22194501

>>22194417
>5 pounds
>pink and red
"strawberries"
So is Dino Gura the shark pussy anon or is normal Gura?

>> No.22194564

>>22194501
it's not even a shark pussy. Gala is the shark, Nix is a drake.

>> No.22194621

>>22194319
For the last time: You are NOT a fan if you are a filthy greynigger

>> No.22194662

>>22194564
>he thinks it matters
its a shark pussy if you want it to be dummy.

>> No.22194797
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I would kill for Gura.
Would you?

>> No.22194800 [DELETED] 
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Oh no no no chumkeks...
not like this...

>> No.22194851

>>22194319
is a zatsudan, if you're not a member you probably don't care about it anyway

>> No.22194869

>>22194797
Would I get away with it?

>> No.22194871

>>22194800
No... This must be fake...

>> No.22194898 [DELETED] 
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>>22194800
YAB

>> No.22194956
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gango gleebus

>> No.22194971

>>22194800
>[deleted]
Nice

>> No.22194975 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>> No.22194992
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>>22194800
>>22194898

>> No.22195034

>>22194800
>>22194898
Jesus.... I bet you chumkeks will still defend this B I T C H ! ! ! ! !

>> No.22195048
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hey chumbies

>> No.22195054

>>22194869
Does that matter?

>> No.22195076

>>22195048
Me on the right

>> No.22195093
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22195093

Based meidos, fuck doxxnigs.

>> No.22195143

>>22194992
God it must have been true...

>> No.22195177

>>22194319
unironically yes

>> No.22195234
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>> No.22195321

ATTACK OF THE RRATS

>> No.22195334

>Sunday
>Memberstream
how big will the love bomb be?

>> No.22195339

>>22194319
Congrats on all these (You)s. It seems you've perfected your technique. Very impressive.

>> No.22195379

>>22195334
Get your Goslings loaded up

>> No.22195396 [DELETED] 

>nullrefrepro thank youuu~

>> No.22195555

>>22195396
>com somida
What does this mean. She says it all the time. Is it a guys name?

>> No.22195606

>>22195555
yeah, me

>> No.22195648

>>22195334
Just hope she doesn't ghost us after like every other Sunday members stream

>> No.22195684

>>22195555
yeah, him >>22195606

>> No.22195694

only 25 minutes until my wife is live!

>> No.22195794

can't wait to be lied to in 25 minutes

>> No.22195829

Can't wait to have live sex in 20 minutes

>> No.22195869

>>22195555
is thank you in korean

>> No.22195890

>>22195555
pretty sure its thank you in Korean

>> No.22195908

Can't wait to Gura!

>> No.22195933

Gura

>> No.22195956

G

>> No.22195993

No.

>> No.22195996

>>22195606
이 포스팅을 하게 된

>> No.22196058

uhh chumbuds? care to explain?
https://files.catbox.moe/10fvd2.mp4

>> No.22196110

what is guras biggest rage moment

>> No.22196112
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>>22196058

>> No.22196172

>>22196058
>>22196112
yeah me

>> No.22196217

I am going to get my 6 month badge on my birthday

>> No.22196240

>>22196217
congrats

>> No.22196258

>>22193946
Gura did about 3 seconds of a Russian accent in the Overwatch collab, she will soon be suspended, then forced to apologize.

>> No.22196276

>>22196110
will happen tonight when i spam “how old are you” and “use your real voice” in several $200 superchats

>> No.22196323

>>22196217
Cool better late than never, also got mine not long ago.

>> No.22196365

>>22196258
>vodka... vodka vadka vodka.. vodka... spasibo vodka vakda... vodka badka

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>>22196110
I'm not sure, but she yelled a very intentional "FUCK" in her last Korbi stream.

>> No.22196384
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ALMOST CUN CUN TIME

>> No.22196456

>>22195034
What got removed? I must know

>> No.22196457

>>22196058
uhh chumbuds? care to explain?
https://youtu.be/2BEEW7dxa28?t=40

>> No.22196517
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Cute shark soon!

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>>22196457
Clipnigger go back

>> No.22196533

>>22196457
I admit, even I was pretty put off by what she said. This kind of crossed a line I was hoping she wouldn't cross.

>> No.22196548

>>22196457
kek i love her

>> No.22196569
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>my job? I'm a cunny linguist

>> No.22196627

>>22196457
She loves memes

>> No.22196644 [SPOILER] 
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>>22196533
I know sister, how could she do this?

>> No.22196642
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>>22196569
Based

>> No.22196667

>>22196457
My whole family was there. The children started crying and my dad started fervorishly praying. It was great.

>> No.22196708

>>22196533
Anon it's a joke calm the fuck down

>> No.22196721 [DELETED] 

>>22196627
It's a meme to say she's going to "suck a black man all night"?
Are you an actual cuck?

>> No.22196750

>>22196457
She’s still a sex obsessed western thot, just better than most of them at hiding it

>> No.22196756

>>22196721
It's a meme

>> No.22196775

>>22196569
I unironically have that body type.
Where are my cute vtuber girls?

>> No.22196786

>>22196721
Anon you still would have posted this every thread if had been Soldier 76 so stop pretending you care

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>>22196721
Bros I can't believe I actually have a chance...

>> No.22196846

>>22196756
Really? I don't believe it.

>> No.22196897
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>>22196809
black shrimps HATE
orange shrimp superior

>> No.22196898

WAITING FOR GAWR GURA SHUT UP

>> No.22196917

>>22196569
why does his arms look like they are rotten fruit

>> No.22196935
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>>22196846
You wouldn’t because your only goal is to shit up threads

>> No.22196959

>>22196935
No, really, I'm trying to google it and can't find shit.

>> No.22196980
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>> No.22196983
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GOOMBA IS LIVE

>> No.22196989

STFU VAGINAS
MY DAUGHTER IS ABOUT TO COME ON AND EAT SOME FRUIT!

>> No.22196990
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Oh yeah comfy music

>> No.22197021

>>22196917
They don't, you're just a retarded seanig.

>> No.22197026

>>22196959
jump off a cliff you might find it down there

>> No.22197048
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is that stellar stellar?

>> No.22197054

>THAT bgm
It's gonna be a good one boys.

>> No.22197069

>>22196569
While i like cunny, I'd rather avoid using actual pedophile symbols.

>> No.22197071

>>22197048
Sounds like it

>> No.22197088

hello~~

>> No.22197091

>>22197021
his vein are falling out though that is not healthy?

>> No.22197113

>>22197054
It sounds like graduation music...

>> No.22197125

She'll tell us about strawberries but not why she had to cancel this very stream from her phone despite supposedly not knowing how to drive and living alone. Very cool!

>> No.22197133

There she is.

>> No.22197138
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"Hey Beavis, what's up with this Gawr Gura chick that's been popular lately? And like, why does she have GWAR in her name?"

>> No.22197146

>>22197091
What the fuck are you even saying?

>> No.22197150
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She sounds like sex right now...

>> No.22197198

I love it when she talks about stuff

>> No.22197212

strawberries go bad in 2 days?

>> No.22197231

>>22197198
Same desu

>> No.22197233

>>22197198
I love when she opens mouth and sounds come out.

>> No.22197239

>>22197198
its my fucking favorite

>> No.22197248

>>22197212
they can, though i usually would hope they'd last a bit longer

>> No.22197251
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japanese citizens are required by law to watch gura duolingo at least twice a week

>> No.22197252

>>22197212
Not usually, but they are not good fruits for long term storage

>> No.22197256

>spinach
Jesus she has the worst tastebuds.

>> No.22197274

I ate through almost an entire bowl of raspberries yesterday before finding one just absolutely covered in mold... thought some of them tasted kinda funky

>> No.22197291

>>22197212
With how Gura stores food probably.
They can last a good year if stored properly.

>> No.22197297

>>22197212
depends on the quality when purchased

>> No.22197304

>>22196959
Because it doesn't exist. That anon is coping like a motherfucker.

>> No.22197307

>>22197251
Finally. Based JP bro for asking

>> No.22197316
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close this thread, close chat, minimize tab, and imagine she's just ranting to (You) about the random shit she's done/thought of today

>> No.22197326
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>>22197256
ngmi

>> No.22197327

>>22197251
She is legally compelled to do another stream if the original hits 2M views

>> No.22197340
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>>22197291
how are you storing yours?

>> No.22197342

Isn't agar that shit scientists use to grow bacteria

>> No.22197378

>>22197125
This. I really can't do this anymore.

>> No.22197400

I don't know any of this food Gura is talking about

>> No.22197401

>>22197342
yes

>> No.22197405

>>22197342
That or sugared gelatin.

>> No.22197425

>>22197291
>They can last a good year if stored properly.
This is grossly incorrect

>> No.22197432

Gura is literally talking to the chat like it's her friend...

>> No.22197434

She loves Easter btw

>> No.22197439

agar is used for molecular bio stuff with bacteria and gel electrophoresis

>> No.22197442

>>22197340
freezer bags in the freezer. That list is just in their container

>> No.22197465

>>22197432
We are Gura's best friend. Next to the old lady that lives next door of course.

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Gura once again calls me edible

>> No.22197495

>>22197432
This parasocial relationship goes both ways.

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>>22197340
>>22197425
anons..... google isnt even hard

>> No.22197499

Gura...

>> No.22197509

>>22197251
she's too lazy to study

>> No.22197523

>>22197442
Frozen doesn't count, they defrost into literal goo and cannot be used for anything people usually use them for.

>> No.22197531

I get what gura is saying, I don't get people saying shit you cook yourself tastes better

>> No.22197540

>>22197509
who can blame her
Soon we'll get forced to learn Russian or Chinese anyway.

>> No.22197544

>>22197378
Same, I just feel gross just listening to her. Such a snake.

>> No.22197547

>>22197531
Not true in the least if stored properly.

>> No.22197565
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She really does just talking with us.

>> No.22197567

>>22197497
sure go freeze some strawberries and them use them in that salad gura just talked about and see how it tastes

>> No.22197608

>>22197540
>Russian
Maybe chinese but Russian? HAHAHAHAHA China is eventually going to have to fuck them in the ass.

>> No.22197621

>>22197567
What the fuck do you think restaurants do anon....

>> No.22197639

>>22197531
>I don't get people saying shit you cook yourself tastes better
Once you have an idea of what you're doing you can adjust things to your tastes or experiment to make it better.

>> No.22197661
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>>22197547
what does that have to do with that? spending hours cooking stuffin and it tasting subpar kinda sucks even if you use really good stored food

>> No.22197670

>>22188273
lol

>> No.22197678

>Gura watching clips

>> No.22197716

oh my god her reaction to this will be great

>> No.22197718

Gura has the tastebuds of an old lady

>> No.22197746
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gooruh... it's archived... the timestamp... onegai...

>> No.22197744

>>22197718
based, my grandma made the best food

>> No.22197762

>>22197718
strawberry good

>> No.22197767
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>i love clam chowder

>> No.22197772

Shion wife!

>> No.22197784

>>22197718
She also dresses in cottage core.

>> No.22197788
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she should ask Farhan for a background vocal version

>> No.22197804

>>22197788
there is one. mori sang over it in a karaoke.

>> No.22197808

I love mushmouth engrish so much

>> No.22197824

Shion sounds pretty bad, l

>> No.22197827
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>> No.22197841

zion cute...

>> No.22197846

oh no

>> No.22197864

>>22197824
she's normally better than this.

>> No.22197865

I love this so much

>> No.22197879

>>22197824
As long as there is SOVL, Gura will love it.

>> No.22197903

I wish Gura talked about other Hololive members outside of her members streams......
I need people reacting to her being cute.

>> No.22197941

That was fucking terrible kek

>> No.22197979

>>22194871
>>22194971
>>22194992
>>22195034
What was this??? I have to know.......

>> No.22197987

gura lost her music

>> No.22197995

>>22197342
yeah

>> No.22197996

amazing

>> No.22197998
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kani

>> No.22198001

Gura hates her own song so much she doesnt even remember it after practicing for it for Holofes so much.
Amazing

>> No.22198025

this is amazing

>> No.22198048

I don't speak gook and therefore don't know what is going on

>> No.22198053

>>22197979
Rub Rub

>> No.22198064

>>22197979
>>/vt/

>> No.22198065

>>22197998
PERO PERO!!!!!!!

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amogus kalor

>> No.22198078

>>22197979
It was absolute betrayal...

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>> No.22198088

Was Shion having a stroke while singing? The fuck was that?

>> No.22198089

>>22197979
Smol Gura figurines.

>> No.22198109

Love is blinding you Gura

>> No.22198113

Reflect is so cringe, I don't know what she was thinking

>> No.22198119

>>22198088
eigo muzukashii

>> No.22198125
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>>22198001
>he came to shitpost so fast her didn’t realize she was talking about the harmonies, not the melody
kek

>> No.22198142

>gura hasn't seen based guren lagan

>> No.22198145

violet mange?

>> No.22198151

>>22198001
Everyone forgets their own songs

>> No.22198157

>>22198113
return to the SEA a grey is all you'll ever be!

>> No.22198172

gurren lagann is my favorite anime
fight me

>> No.22198188

>lets talk about Overwatch

>> No.22198219

>>22198142
That is funny since her cover with Matsuri has more views than the original singer.

>> No.22198220

Gurren Lagann is overrated. The story dives after the first few episodes.

>> No.22198238

Ya did alright, Gura.

>> No.22198252

>>22198157
>but I actually won a couple of 1V1s

>> No.22198269

she wants overwatch to be a staple stream game

>> No.22198270

>>22198220
The story literally starts at episode 8, don't tell me you got filtered before that

>> No.22198272

>>22198220
kill yourself

>> No.22198287

Since she's not talking about why she moved the stream or why she's been so aloof lately, I'm out. I've never left a member's stream before, but I can't do this right now. It just feels like she's lying. It's making me actually dislike her and I've never felt that way once. See you later everyone, I clearly need a break.

>> No.22198313

>>22198287
No, you'll stay until the end

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........

>> No.22198348

>>22198220
>t. a faggot that will never fight the powah.

>> No.22198347

>>22198270
Story writing 101, it shouldn't take 8 episodes to capture someone's attention.

>> No.22198359

I'm glad she had fun

>> No.22198367

>>22198313
He's not even watching

>> No.22198380

>>22198287
holy kek

>> No.22198394

>>22198367
He's not even a member

>> No.22198397

>overwatch doesn't have lobbies with a code
JESAS, no wonder the game died

>> No.22198444

>>22198287
she already talked about it

>> No.22198474

>>22198287
Take a break, and take your meds. She has lot of things going on behind streams, hololive stuff and personal life which she doesn't talk about. Better get used to it or stop watching her.

>> No.22198484

my voice is on stream

>> No.22198498

>>22198444
I can't believe she told everyone that she married me that day

>> No.22198499

>>22198287
Are you fucking retarded she has literally always been like this, its not recent. She won't share with us the personal stuff she does day to day.

>> No.22198505

>>22198444
what was she spending too much time baking?

>> No.22198523

So cute...

>> No.22198528

>>22198394
he's not even a gray

>> No.22198534
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T u T
Gura recorded my footsteps.

>> No.22198535

>>22198287
bye

>> No.22198544

>>22198505
soil samples

>> No.22198562
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>I know you like bullying me!
She takes it personally. I hope she knows most of us are just teasing.

>> No.22198574

>>22198505
Me.

>> No.22198577

>>22198528
he's not even on youtube

>> No.22198576

>>22198505
are you not watching? she spent a good bit of time explaining

>> No.22198602

>>22198544
when did she say that? during the strawberry thing when I wasn't paying attention?
>>22198576
semi watching, was it during the stawberry thing?

>> No.22198607

>>22198577
He's not even online

>> No.22198616

short stream tonight

>> No.22198632

>>22198576
I don't think you are watching the same stream as the rest of us

>> No.22198689

>>22198632
cmon play along, he's a gray

>> No.22198704

Oh boy shes gonna do a single stream of Rune Factory 5 and say she likes it than never play it again!!!!

>> No.22198707

Rune Factory? Aw yea

>> No.22198745

>>22198704
and we'll never hear the end of it from you

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>>22198704
you said the same about kirbo

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>>22198616
>anyways guys

>> No.22198786

she wants to play as a loli...

>> No.22198787

RF5 is dogshit compared to 4

>> No.22198796

>>22198758
No I didnt I love Kirby
>>22198745
Nah the game is pretty shit she should play RF4 instead its a lot better.

>> No.22198808

Gura is a little girl...

>> No.22198816

WHERE IS THE GODDAMN DUOLINGO STREAM GURA???

YOU PROMISED!!!

>> No.22198818

>>22198287
Bye Felicia

>> No.22198861

Reminder that Rune Factory 5 took the option to marry the legal loli out of the game to appeal to the west.

>> No.22198871

Gura should play Disco Elysium.

>> No.22198897

>>22197540
Chinese, maybe, but definitely switch Russian with Ukrainian.

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>>22198861

>> No.22198912

>>22198871
You niggers really never go away

>> No.22198917

Comfy game

>> No.22198925

Gura should play Doki Doki Literature Club.

>> No.22198949

>feel the rhythm
is this some autist savant shit?

>> No.22198962

>>22198871
too mucho texto for her

>> No.22198969

>>22198861
WTF I hate Rune Factory now....

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she's such a fucking zoomer

>> No.22198983

>>22198925
God no, fuck off.

>> No.22198992

oh no lily isn't in chat

>> No.22199008

>>22198925
nah, that game made my cousin kill himself

>> No.22199021

>>22198912
I was joking, anon. Disco Elysium is obviously not a Gura game at all.

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>>22198992
you sure about that?

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22199045

Is lily hooper blonde?

>> No.22199052

>>22199031
no, that's weird!

>> No.22199066

>>22199045
she's bald

>> No.22199073

Didn't Gura say she would never play outlast 2 on stream?
Guess her mind changed

>> No.22199090

>>22198925
She has mentioned that she already knows what happens in it

>> No.22199168

Bert bros not again...

>> No.22199177

Burtbuds...not again...

>> No.22199182

These chatting streams are the ultimate peace for me. I don't necessarily even pay attention to what she's saying, I just let the sound of her voice wash over me

>> No.22199193

>>22199073
She honestly shouldn't the game is pretty bad

>> No.22199194 [DELETED] 

>>22198818
Felicia?
Do you mean Fellatia? As in what Gura wanted to do all night with Lucio?

>> No.22199205

Burts remain in shambles for all eternity

>> No.22199209
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>>22198758
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.22199210

>>22199073
she's been going back and forth on it for a year and a half

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22199227

bert

>> No.22199228

>>22199194
Lucio here. Can confirm my balls were completely drained and emptied last night by her.

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>>22198871
If she is going to play a game with mucho texto, it has to be Leisure Suit Larry 7.

>> No.22199245

>>22199045
No. He's a 6'3'' tranny.

>> No.22199286

>>22198816
fuck duolingo

>> No.22199308

feels like she's leaning on supers and chat to keep her going pretty early tonight

>> No.22199314
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Is this what it's like having a girlfriend?

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22199339

https://pastebin.com/CasXvZfn

>> No.22199367

>>22199308
The most exciting thing to happen to her recently was buying 5lbs of strawberries. She does nothing all day.

>> No.22199403

>>22199314
Minus sex.

>> No.22199409

>>22198287
Don’t feel shamed by the drooling yesmen replying to you. Noticing incredibly obvious inconsistencies doesn’t make you schizo.

>> No.22199417

>>22199339
Hey at least he moved on from Valorant quickly that's life improvement right there

>> No.22199423

>>22199308
QUICK start asking her some dumb questions!!

>> No.22199429

>>22199339
>new member
They won't last

>> No.22199454

>>22198287
>>22198499
It's honestly a very smart thing for streamers in general, people put too much shit out there for the world to see. Sometime Gura take it a bit too far like not wanting to give out her cat name but can't blame her when her is fans extra weird compare to most.

>> No.22199475

>>22199314
No. Not unless you're into your girlfriend never talking about herself or what she does when she isn't talking to you.
Also not unless you're into the possibility of her seeing someone else while pretending to like you.

>> No.22199483

[whips out ukulele]

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>>22199409
get some sleep muhammad

>> No.22199533

>>22199339
>New member
This is going to be way more common when sub gifting comes out, isn't it?

>> No.22199556

>>22199409
the biggest inconsistency i've noticed is that she is streaming more regularly and seems more excited to stream since holofes

>> No.22199562

>>22199509
Yesmen schizo is a kraut.

>> No.22199573

>>22199533
Has she talked at all about whether or not she's gonna turn that on?

>> No.22199577

>>22198287
Why do you just leave without trying to ask? That's no you for being too lazy to voice criticism.

>> No.22199584

>>22199533
They have been getting mostly negative feedback so I dont really see it happening.

>> No.22199598

>>22199454
I just wish she was like the other holomen in this way. She's too secretive that it completely takes me out of enjoying her streams. I know that as soon as she stops streaming, she completely forgets about us and doesn't care anymore.

>> No.22199616

Too bad his videos suck now Gura

>> No.22199636

>>22199584
i wonder if youtube will learn anything from finding out that the users who prefer their site over twitch prefer it because it's different from twitch.

>> No.22199637

>>22199562
Well at least the name is pry still right then..

>> No.22199640

Another male e-celeb mention

>> No.22199642

>>22199616
They were always pretty bad

>> No.22199646

>what is it
>knows exactly what it is
Why does she do this so much?

>> No.22199657

>>22199598
>us
Just you, I live in her head rent free 24/7.

>> No.22199668

>>22199646
shork brain has high latency in remembering what things are, pls understand

>> No.22199669

me btw

>> No.22199672

>>22199598
And before you say "none of them do", at least the other's feel that they do.

>> No.22199696

>>22199598
was she lying when she said she thinks she's told us things because she talks to 'chat' off stream?

>> No.22199697

She's talking about me by the way

>> No.22199710

>>22199598
You're watching an entertainer, not a virtual friend or virtual gf, regardless of what people here believe.

>> No.22199716

Friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr8m99lqVf8

>> No.22199717

>>22199636
They seem to be. Youtube might be shit but there are genuinely a lot of people who care about the platform working on it so I hope they make the right moves.

>> No.22199749

>>22199584
I mean yea hopefully, if they get to decide. Would be pretty dumb of cover to turn it off though, throwing away free money.

>> No.22199760

>>22199716
wtf I love matpat now

>> No.22199780

>>22199716
Nothingburger.

>> No.22199784

>>22199710
Go the fuck back, faggot. This place isn't for you and neither is any of Hololive for that matter.

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>gura thinks 7/10 = bad
gura...

>> No.22199816

>>22199716
>asuna
>loli
That's like saying Haato is a loli. Do better, Matthew Patrick.

>> No.22199817

>>22199710
Incorrect I am watching my wife

>> No.22199820

>>22199749
There's no money to be made with gifted memberships. People who would send those would just SC less.

>> No.22199822

>>22199792
It is, according to game journalists

>> No.22199826

>>22199598
You're right, remember she called us work.

>> No.22199840

>>22199696
I just don't know.

>> No.22199868

>>22199784
touch grass

>> No.22199875

>>22199749
Not necessarily, if it impacts the feel of member streams too much it could cause people to unmember. Also, a lot of the people that would do it would do it instead of SCs so it would be a wash on that front.

>> No.22199902

>>22199716
>no birthday stream

>> No.22199906

>>22199696
What about when she called us work that she wants to fully disconnect from off stream? Doesn’t get more direct than that.

>> No.22199920

>>22199820
For games that require them to turn superchats off, people could just gift memberships instead.

>> No.22199924

Charles Entertainment Cheese

>> No.22199931

You guys worrying about what she does off stream, when the answer is she binge watches "Chuck E. Cheese lore videos". The fuck you guys worrying about

>> No.22199940

>>22199598
I'd do the same I cant hate her for it, but agreed it does feel shitty being the butt of that treatment.

>> No.22199945

What ARE we doing for her birthday?
I don't know if we can top the Danter/Vergil stuff unless we went full retard and put her on Times Square or something. (which I'd really rather not do)

>> No.22199953

>>22199598
>I just wish she was like the other holomen in this way.
Pently of other Holomen are secretive like Gura, why do you think a lot of them they are vtubers instead of typical streamers. Not everyone is Kiara putting everything out there (and look how many time that backfire on her). Even then there's a lot Kiara won't say on stream.
>I know that as soon as she stops streaming, she completely forgets about us and doesn't care anymore.
You realize that's a good thing anon, do you think about work after your shift end?

>> No.22199959

>>22199931
>You guys
Shitposters anon, those are shitposters

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I'm so amazing.

>> No.22199993

>>22199826
If this is a revelation to you, you need to seek help

>> No.22199996

>>22199868
Touch gurass, faggot.

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>>22199475
I'm literally a powerful sexless wizard. I understand everything she is saying and also nothing.

>> No.22200027

Gura skipping over the JP bros SC about Duolingo, lol.

>> No.22200040

>>22199945
trying to get miku, but seems like an impossible task...

>> No.22200039

>>22199945
Times square/billboard is a step down from last year, it's so impersonal

>> No.22200048

>>22199996
I do every night already

>> No.22200052

>>22199906
sounds smart to me. she was probably getting burnt out early on

>> No.22200064

>>22199931
Are you new? There's just two shitposters talking to each other

>> No.22200089

HOLY YAB GURA LOOKS LIKE THAT?

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>>22199945
there was some discord shit, and someone wanted to make miku do a message or somethin but yeah there aren't that many projects

>> No.22200132

>>22199931
Is her "Chuck E. Cheese lore videos" the thing that runs late and causes her to postpone or cancel streams?

>> No.22200162

mumei and gura are friends

>> No.22200168

GURA IS A FUCKING ROBOT

>> No.22200181

>>22200132
If I was neck deep in chuck e cheese lore videos and stream time came up, I would have to cancel too. With cliff hangers like those how could you blame her?

>> No.22200189

>>22199906
hololive is a job anon

>> No.22200196

>>22199953
Yeah I wouldn't like her being as active as Kiara.
But just writing this kind fo tweets https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1509367260695044099 would be nice to keep in touch

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>>22200132
honestly? wouldn't put it past her

>> No.22200218

>>22200162
friends, lovers, and sisters

>> No.22200232

Gura's read my chat 10 times this stream. I think she's in love with me.

>> No.22200261

>>22200127
The miku thing isn't going anywhere by what the anon who was looking into it said in his last update.

>> No.22200271

>>22199906
>>22200052
>>22199953
>>22199598
>>22199454
>>22198287
>>22199943
>>22200196
>>22199640
>>22200001
>>22199658
>>22200100
All of these posts are me replying to myself btw

>> No.22200284

>>22200232
you should find her

>> No.22200287

>>22200196
Hell I dont even need that much just let me know when you are gonna stream Gura....

>> No.22200303

>>22200232
Delusional retard

>> No.22200325

>>22200232
I made this post.

>> No.22200334

GURA IS IMAGINING BEING RAPED BY AN ANIMATRONIC RIGHT NOW

>> No.22200342

>>22200303
>>22200284
kek

>> No.22200347

>>22200271
Well, you raise a lot of good points, anon.

>> No.22200381

>>22200232
Yeah, she is reading lot of comments, I've only send 3 but she read all of them.

>> No.22200396 [DELETED] 

https://i.imgur.com/HUupBwn.jpg

>> No.22200410
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.22200418
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Gura will put me in her pocket and squeeze me!

>> No.22200420

Gura wants to squeeze your penis...

>> No.22200423

I am the shrimp in her pocket

>> No.22200432

all of /vt/ and chat are just a complex neural network simulating my many personalities and therefore are all me and gura loves me the most

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I like it when Gura just talks with us.

>> No.22200456

Please squeeze me gura

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is that a shrimp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me~?

>> No.22200488

I want to see her reaction to the shit that happens in that new chilla's art kusoge. I want to see her struggle making coffee while avoiding being raped.

>> No.22200491

She has a firm grip UOOOHHHHH

>> No.22200502

>>22200432
So I made this post then

>> No.22200504
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22200504

>Pop into members stream
>Say 1 thing and Gura reads it
Yeah were getting married in November

>> No.22200554

>>22200396
I hate anal plugs. They're gross and they don't let me see her butt hole.

>> No.22200560

Imagine gura's tiny hand strangling your dick, giving you a white-knuckle handjob

>> No.22200559

Windows yab

>> No.22200566

where did she need to be in a timely matter

>> No.22200580

gura giving away my wrinkle removing tricks

>> No.22200582

>>22200491
As soon as she said that line I came here expecting for comments like this and boy am I not disappointed.

>> No.22200585

>>22200566
me

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>>22200560

>> No.22200610

CLIMBING IN GURA'S WINDOW WHILE SHE SHOWERS TuT

>> No.22200617

>>22200554
Gura uses hers as a binki

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>>22200560

>> No.22200642

gura in skirts

gura in leggings

>> No.22200660
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>gura with leggings

>> No.22200670

>leggings, long socks, and sweater
dear LORD this female KID

>> No.22200681

>send comment in chat
>noooo don't read that one aaaahh
why am i like this

>> No.22200685

>>22200617

That makes me miss an ex

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>Gura with leggings

>> No.22200694

God, imagine Gura wearing no underwear with leggings. Cunnytoe city

>> No.22200708

i need that picture of loli emo fauna but with gura please and thank

>> No.22200710

More clothing questions!

>> No.22200722

>>22200685
what?

>> No.22200737

>>22200681
>sent ton of messages
>gura reads the dumbest one and I get embarrassed

>> No.22200755

Gura does not buy new clothes because she never grows out of them

>> No.22200764

>>22200722
My ex would make me wear a buttplug to the beach

>> No.22200780

>>22200722

Binkie/plug combo for a girl into DDLG.

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Chumbuds, I'm really not feeling it today

>> No.22200801

>>22200755
She's just like me, wearing stuff from 10 years ago!

>> No.22200809

>>22200764
that is gay
>>22200780
hot

>> No.22200811

>>22200764
ew

>> No.22200820

Fauna indeed.

>> No.22200851

>>22200780
Doki Doki Literature Glub

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KIARA YOU ELITIST BITCH

>> No.22200880

>>22200784
k, keep me posted

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I will buy those long dress for gura

>> No.22200917

It's so fucking cute when she talks about stuff like this

>> No.22200933

Fauna and Kiara dress a little too girly for Gura. Gura is girly but she is still more hoodie and sweats. That sounds like Ame

>> No.22200950

This is prime Member's content.

>> No.22200961

why is she talking about this girly shit its making me feel like a woman

>> No.22200975

poor gura being a manlet

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>>22200933
Not that much choice for a child body

>> No.22201000

Gura don't make me feel like this...

>> No.22201014

When do you think was the last time Gura threw back a couple cold ones.

>> No.22201020

GURA IS A CHILDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.22201042

I think this general ruined Gura for me

>> No.22201048
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>> No.22201051

>>22200933
honestly, Bae or Mumei would be perfect for her
>>22200961
dont do it chumbie...

>> No.22201055

>>22200989
Yeah, my ex was just like this. Pants looked fucking retarded on her. She always had to wear short shorts or a dress....

>> No.22201071

Gura wearing your tshirts

>> No.22201079

I always wear drop neck shirts because I don't like anything touching my neck

>> No.22201087

I need Gura to wear my t-shirt...

>> No.22201127

>>22200801
wow i was 10 years old!

>> No.22201156

LOLITA

>> No.22201157

deleting all my gothloli gura fanarts now

>> No.22201170

I just googled maxi playsuits. Wow! Imagine Gura in that. Or in a child's romper

>> No.22201186

>>22201055
Also literally shopped in the children's section......

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>>22201170

>> No.22201225

Doing everything she can to avoid saying the word lolita

>> No.22201239

>Gura hates Loli

not like this...

>> No.22201273

Gura in sundresses....

>> No.22201280

I really love girl talk Gura. We dont get nearly enough.

>> No.22201292

>>22201157
Don't. Hand them over first

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHH IMAGINE GURA WITH COTTAGE ORE

>> No.22201331

>gura out picking flowers in cotton core while I shoot at federal agents with my AR for not paying taxes on the moonshine we have been producing

>> No.22201346

I'm in love with this dork

>> No.22201350

>>22201157

Preserve them for future generations. Art should not be lost

>> No.22201356
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god she's being so cute right now

>> No.22201358

do you think we could ever get her comfortable enough to show her own fit pics

>> No.22201376
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My tradwife Gura

>> No.22201377

loving guras willingness to show us what shes looking at on stream, today

>> No.22201381

>>22201358
i can

>> No.22201388

I love her so much

>> No.22201407

>>22201358
never ever

>> No.22201418

>>22201331

>Real American is blaring in the background

What a chad

>> No.22201422

Bros... how is she so perfect? Seriously how? How can someone like her exist?

>> No.22201428

why cant she be my wife

>> No.22201450

>>22201331
>cotton core

I think that's a different style, anon

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Oh god...

>> No.22201459

Gura loves fashion from the late 1800's

>> No.22201486

Gura talking about fashion...I can't...I am dying...

>> No.22201500
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>>22201422
Its really not fair.

>> No.22201551

If only artists watched streams, I need more Gura in cute dresses

>> No.22201557

>>22201422
>>22201428
She is an idol not your wife dingdong.

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>>22201239
She's talking about this kind of shit

>> No.22201566

>>22201459

Gura was alive back then and probably visited the Ingels on the prairie

>> No.22201573
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>>22201422

>> No.22201585

I was not expecting to die tonight but I accept it

>> No.22201584

Breaking News: Gura likes blue

>> No.22201596

She's too fucking cute today...

>> No.22201599

>>22201557
Stfu Lily

>> No.22201607
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>gura wearing cute aprons and dresses while picking strawberries for our jam while I shoot at federal agents who are trying to make us take the vax and pay our taxes

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>>22201557
>idol not your wife
She's my idol wife

>> No.22201649

>Wants to succy succy Lucio
>Starts sundress posting
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>> No.22201684

>>22201649
Very Gura

>> No.22201686

>Gura is literally the definition of a pure house wife that welcomes you with a strawberry pie

>> No.22201714
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Please god, fashion stream with fauna...

>> No.22201719
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>>22201649
This is your mind as a cuck

>> No.22201749

35 minutes left

>> No.22201784
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>>22201686
and then at night she will ride you silly

>> No.22201802

>>22199045
No I have brown hair

>> No.22201819

gura btfo-ing the prog media for shitting on cottagecore

>> No.22201820

God, she's just perfect

>> No.22201827
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Official themesong for cottage core Gura wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_3_-UrhZH0

>> No.22201829

>gura will never absentmidedly cover you in her cute clothes while she talks about them

>> No.22201836

>>22201358
You’re getting your wish

>> No.22201847

Holy shit official clothes incoming

>> No.22201872

Oh my god she's doing it

>> No.22201884

>I'll wear just about anything

Thank you Gura, now all the lewd fanart will be canon.

>> No.22201894

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22201912

>>22201686

Im a horrible anon thats been here for over a decade and Im supposed to be desensitsed to everything. Why cant I stop crying now?

>> No.22201927

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE'S A SUNDRESS WEARER

>> No.22201962
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>this stream

>> No.22201971

>>22201912
Because all you really ever needed was some positive energy to reciprocate it to others.

>> No.22201981

>watch a gura stream
>my upstairs neighbor decides to hold a retard fit and keeps banging on the floor
every fucking time. I need to go rack the slide on my shotgun or AR a few times to get that faggot so shut the fuck up, I am not even watching loud

>> No.22202007

She won't show the dress she has because she's afraid people will try to dox her with it

>> No.22202015
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I love her so much...

>> No.22202026
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>> No.22202038

>>22201981
>no headphones
Why?

>> No.22202039

Gura likes Girly (Natural) not Girly (Artificial)

>> No.22202043

SHOW US YOURS!!! PLEASE OH GOD!!!!

>> No.22202046

quick ask her about hair styles or something!

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22202082

>>22202038
cause I don't want to

>> No.22202093
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22202093

hell yeah she likes chink fashion

>> No.22202095
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>>22202039

>> No.22202097

>>22201981

Silence him permanently

>> No.22202135

>sunflowers are gura's mom's favorites

SLAVA UKRAINI!

>> No.22202139

my heart hurts so fucking much

>> No.22202146

>>22202082
fellow speaker enjoyer.

>> No.22202165
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22202165

i'm ngmi

>> No.22202169

>>22202007
Remove "try to" and you would be correct.

>> No.22202199

Gura's my wife.

>> No.22202204

>>22202097
kek, he is a no gunz. I am the only one in this building that is guns. That faggot just moved in. The old lady who used to live there was annoying as shit, but understood this concept and would shut the fuck up when I made noises with my guns.
>>22202146
based king

>> No.22202219

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8_VmWWRJgE

>> No.22202225

>>22202169
i wouldnt. i swear i would not i just want to see her so badly

>> No.22202234
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>> No.22202270
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT VIDEO

>> No.22202280

>Hand cram stream
Gura..

>> No.22202287

cat hate

>> No.22202291

huh she streams from a doorless room

>> No.22202307

>>22202270
The reason human beings acquired an instinctual fear of things that appear human but are not.

>> No.22202308

It hurts so much, every little thing that she lets us know about herself makes me love her even more...

>> No.22202338
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Making birdhouses and losing fingers stream soon

>> No.22202336

She needs to put up a door. Handcam stream isn't happening anytime soon

>> No.22202337

>>22202135
>Me and my mom used to plant those when I was a kid
Need to call my mom.

>> No.22202348

>>22202291
Why not? She lives alone.

>> No.22202390

>>22202348
She lives with me actually

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i love guwa

>> No.22202421

>>22202390
I wrote this post.

>> No.22202431

>>22202390
Chubie, you need to crash the handcam stream

>> No.22202436

>>22202348
It’s just weird because that implies she streams from the living room vs a bedroom.

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>Into growing flowers as well
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN IT

>> No.22202479

>>22202348
Kinda a weird spot to stream from considering she had her bed in there once upon a time

>> No.22202480

Mamashark cute!

>> No.22202496

>>22202436
She used to stream from her bedroom and she moved her setup because she didn't have room for VR. Do you not remember?

>> No.22202501

>>22202436
A handcam stream may not be in her usual streaming room

>> No.22202503

>>22202436
Maybe it's the only way she can have the space for VR streams.

>> No.22202506

>>22202336
yeah, now that we know this we can basically assume that it will never happen. fuck. if the cat appeared it would be cute, anyways

>> No.22202511

Her describing the hydrangea has made me want to create beauty in the world, I think I broke through bros I think I'm gonna make it.

>> No.22202535

I will marry mamashark

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Time to lie down lads.

>> No.22202546

>>22202511
wagmi

>> No.22202552

Hydrangea bros, we won

>> No.22202597

What kind of apartment has stairs anyway

>> No.22202609

>>22202506
Yep. She'll never get around to it.

>> No.22202627

>>22202511

Dubs confirms but if it means anything I always believed in you anyway

>> No.22202640

>>22202597
its a townhouse

>> No.22202656

>>22202597
probably a townhouse or something similar and not an apartment

>> No.22202679

>>22202543
me on the right

>> No.22202697

>>22202597
I have stairs in mine. 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms. The rooms are upstairs, 1 bathroom each floor. Living room, kitching, dining room is downstairs.

>> No.22202704

alright which one of you

>> No.22202722

Zoot suits

>> No.22202741
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>> No.22202746
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I literally teared up for the mamashark story, what's wrong with me?

>> No.22202762

Wtf there are more than 2 fembuds?

>> No.22202772

Vestbros stay winning

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>>22202741
I have one desire and it's an autistic wife

>> No.22202834

>>22202741
literally me

>> No.22202842
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Hmm, I wonder

>> No.22202849
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>> No.22202878
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THIS IS NOW CANON

>> No.22202879
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>>22202741

>> No.22202918

>>22202878
I still would

>> No.22202943

>>22202878
would

>> No.22202990

>>22202842
Still Would

>> No.22202995

>>22202878
that's not a squishy jellyfish

>> No.22203023

>>22202878
I would

>> No.22203038

>>22202842
>>22202878
I'm not a furfag, HOWEVER...

>> No.22203044

>>22202842
>>22202878
a cat is fine too

>> No.22203060

>>22202878
wtf im a furry now

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>>22202995
Would you a jellyfish?

>> No.22203137

Gura had cryptid silly bands

>> No.22203140

>>22203095
If I wouldn't get stung, sure

>> No.22203149

God I loved silly bands as a kid

>> No.22203195

>yeah tho

>> No.22203202

>>22203095
imagine she has to pee on your dick afterwards to deactivate the cnidocysts

>> No.22203208

>>22203095
STILL. WOULD.

>> No.22203247

>>22202878
imagine the purring

>> No.22203272

Oh wow she has super sensitive skin

>> No.22203296

>>22203272
UUUOOOOOHHHHHHH

>> No.22203327

>>22203272
Imagine licking her super sensitive skin makes her cum

>> No.22203328

>>22203272
Low pain tolerance huh...

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>>22203272
unironically autism

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>>22203272
WE ARE

>> No.22203381

THINGSWHATCOVERSHOULDDO.txt

>> No.22203400

>ask mori
Yeah, no thanks.

>> No.22203401

get your suggestions in for music producers

>> No.22203417

what exactly does her manager even fucking do

>> No.22203427

>>22203401
billy eyelash

>> No.22203430

>>22203417
draws a paycheck

>> No.22203454

>>22203417
Steal a cut of their talents paycheck and keep the talent in line

>> No.22203465

reminder that gura's manager is a literally completely worthless parasite.

>> No.22203467

Gura finally learning that her LITERAL millions of fans can help her......
Jesus

>> No.22203482

Is there a yab that would drive you away from Gura, or is there nothing that would keep you away

>> No.22203485

>>22203417
-Tell her what games she can and can't play
-Be an ideas guy
-
-
-

>> No.22203487

>>22203417
Fucking useless

>> No.22203545

>>22203482
Murdering my whole family

>> No.22203561

Reminder that gura says she really likes her manager and that they are always a big help for her

>> No.22203563

>>22203417
Keep her from doing/streaming things she wants to

>> No.22203570

>>22203482
>giving ideas to schizos and shitposter antis
no

>> No.22203580

>>22203482
Ah hypothetical yabposting, cuckposting's second cousin.

>> No.22203584

>>22203561
she's wrong.

>> No.22203585

>>22203482
Yes, obviously cuc king

>> No.22203610

>>22203482
no

>> No.22203611

>>22203561
she doesn't know any better

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>>22203482
Yeah unless its with me

>> No.22203659

>>22203561
I feel like Cover managers are literally just translators at this point and they expect the talents to do everything themselves with zero support

>> No.22203665

>>22203561
Good as a person definitely. Good as a manager no.

>> No.22203706

>>22203482
Not really

>> No.22203732

>>22203482
Naynners level betrayal. Besides that nothing really.

>> No.22203746

>>22203665
a good person would have resigned from this job by now.

>> No.22203767

get fucked, greys

>> No.22203782

>If I look at chat and can't see you guys I don't like it
Kek imagine being gray

>> No.22203783

>>22203482
Would die for gura so i dont know

>> No.22203788

>>22203746
let's not pretend Gura is much better at her job

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she's talking specifically about ER, and I don't blame her for it

>> No.22203803

>chill about backseaters instead of getting pissy with retards in chat
She's perfect.

>> No.22203819

>>22203482
Personally, no yab on it's own. But a yab so bad that the threads turn to cuck posting 24/7, would drive me away.

>> No.22203840
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>She looks for our careposting in the sea of greys
bros....

>> No.22203875

>>22203819
So you wouldn't enjoy Gura because people are cuckposting the threads?

>> No.22203878

i want to cook for gura and i want for her to bake for me

>> No.22203897
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>>22203803
she also doesnt equate backseaters with actual fans. too based for this planet.

>> No.22203904

>>22203840
Makes me feel better about sending my affirmations or wording any advice helpfully instead of mean

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>>22203904

>> No.22203960

>>22203482
this is a shitposter honeypot....

>> No.22203977

>>22203401
>>22203467
Can you imagine if someone tells Mick Gordon about the DM comment which causes him to reach out to management.

>> No.22203989

>>22203819
Why wouldn't you just stop reading threads?

>> No.22204015
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>>22203960
And I replied to it anyways.

>> No.22204088

>you get a text
>It's from your girlfriend, Gura
>"i bought 5lb of strawberries today and i need to tell you about it, come over"
How do you respond?

>> No.22204097

>>22203977
I would kneel forever.

>> No.22204116

>>22204088
I would just show up.

>> No.22204138

>>22204088
Get up and go see what she needs to tell me, obviously

>> No.22204140

>>22204088
Come over and correct her.

>> No.22204154

>>22204088
I tell her im on my way over

>> No.22204158

>>22204088
That literally just happened to me. Weird

>> No.22204167

Oh fuck she's replying to Towa

>> No.22204205

Missed the stream, had to go out. Did she tell us about the strawberries? I'm gonna pick some up on the way home and eat them while watching the vod.

>> No.22204233

>>22204167
i really wanna see my two favourite vtubers play together

>> No.22204234

Gura communicating on twitter. That's a rare sight here

>> No.22204247

she is so nervous about tweeting

>> No.22204287

>>22204088
Tune in to the stream, duh, what do you think just happened?

>> No.22204296

>>22204088
drop everything and come over

>> No.22204299

>>22204247
we've known this

>> No.22204308

Gura your autism..

>> No.22204310

>>22204205
Anon? She's streaming right now

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>get her games ideas
>give her composer ideas
>infrom her about hololive stuff and made her contact members
why do you need managers when members do literally or their job

>> No.22204339

>>22203875
The two are linked together. I am sure that things would get too boring to follow if something like that happens.

>> No.22204366

Lowdown on irys's keyboard?
What kind of switches?

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>>22204308
>Just like me
Based

>> No.22204402

>>22204310
ESL or just retarded?

>> No.22204411

she's so fucking adorably nervous

>> No.22204430

lmao the autism clapping

>> No.22204441

holy shit she is autistic, why is she trying to hard to fuck these girls?

>> No.22204473

>this entire process of overthinking a tweet reply
oh yeah, this woman is hopeless, she's never gonna be able to use social media

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Shrimps mog all other memberships.

>> No.22204506

This is what she goes through every time she opens up twitter and considers responding to other's tweets.

>> No.22204525

oh god you poor thing

>> No.22204536

We now see firsthand what goes through Gura's head whenever she presses the tweet button

>> No.22204567

>why won't she tweet more?

>> No.22204600
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god she's so nervous

>> No.22204604

management...

>> No.22204615

The tweet! https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326355021093498880

>> No.22204625

management hate

>> No.22204628

The bath salt incident is why she never uses twitter

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>> No.22204690

>>22204615
Twitter will get her for this

>> No.22204691

Holy shark power. I don't know twitter but using nitter her post got 500 hearts in like 15s

>> No.22204715

Meanwhile Mori makes constant drug use references and management doesn't say a word.

>> No.22204734

>>22204691
it says 1k now

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gura... she's just like me. I love her ...

>> No.22204825

>>22204615
disgusting, I can't believe she posted that

>> No.22204834

I'm a filthy ESL, what's so bad about bathsalts?

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>>22204772

>> No.22204869

>>22204615
>people in replies making fun of her for taking so long
Fucking faggots

>> No.22204882

Kingdom Hearts is... bad

>> No.22204886

>>22204834
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_salts_(drug)

>> No.22204899

>>22204834
Slang for a certain kind of illicit drug

>> No.22204902

>>22204834
lingo for a kind of illicit drug

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Towa knows

>> No.22204910

>>22204834
Also a name for a kind of drugs

>> No.22204979

>>22204886
OH. Thanks, anon.

>> No.22204996

this nigger is reading the thread

>> No.22205007

>>22204834
Can refer to both drugs and regular bath salt.

>> No.22205034

>>22204628
thanks to succy succy it'll only get worse

>> No.22205039

>>22204834
You remember the Mori lean incident?

>> No.22205100

I can lick my elbow. Gura thinks I'm cool!

>> No.22205141

>It doesnt count if Gura doesnt get it
>Modern problems require modern solutions

>> No.22205140

>>22204996
how new?

>> No.22205173

>>22205140
shut the fuck up

>> No.22205232

i like the cute sakura on the tweet. gura is so girly and cute

>> No.22205236

>>22205173
:^)

>> No.22205245

I will be the one to taste Gura.

>> No.22205269

>soon
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22205321

>>22205245
no me

>> No.22205322

>>22205245
I will smell her.

>> No.22205324
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22205324

>ₕₐhaʰᵃ
>you want a rematch?

>> No.22205395

Oh. Oh no.

>> No.22205434

>>22205324

>As she is now you are no match for Guras current power level

>> No.22205481

>LONDON
This place has ruined me

>> No.22205485

LONDON

>> No.22205585

I just realized, is London Tipton a play on Paris Hilton?

>> No.22205619

>>22205585
Yes. Retarded sheltered rich girl parody

>> No.22205622

>>22205585
anon..

>> No.22205667

>>22205585
anon pls, even as a kid I got that

>> No.22205673

over 2 hours have passed

>> No.22205706

I think I'll rewatch that Devour stream tonight

>> No.22205727

>>22205667
I didn't get it until that anon pointed it out. Paris Hilton does not live rent free in my head.

>> No.22205764

>>22205706
For me its Mommy Simulator

>> No.22205782

What game was she talking about that has London in it?

>> No.22205817

>>22205727
Yeah, I only recently learned who she even is, I'd just heard the name a bunch before.

>> No.22205833

>burger without cheese
she is a jew
>>22205782
the quarry

>> No.22205839

>>22205706
Same actually.

>> No.22205854

Gura…

>> No.22205855
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22205855

>>22205764

>> No.22205864
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>>22205585
same desu

>> No.22205867

>>22205782
The Quarry

>> No.22205879

You can absolutely taste cheese on a borger

>> No.22205882

>she hates cheese and mushrooms
Guys she is almost perfect...

>> No.22205930

wtf I am a gura anti now

>> No.22205943

Gura has some pretty wrong opinions honestly.

>> No.22205944

>>22205879
Yeah, especially if it's sharp cheddar. Good stuff.

>> No.22205956
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22205956

>not cheese on a burger
UNSUBSCIBED
>mushroom on a burger are trash
SUBSCRIBED AGAIN

>> No.22205962

ITS GOUDA BTW

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