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22200586 No.22200586 [Reply] [Original]

Question for you guys, should I hire an escort to cosplay as Pekora for when we have sex? Any advice / stories from you guys regarding this type of stuff?

>> No.22200608

Just have sex with the real Pekora

>> No.22200664

>>22200608
How exactly?

>> No.22200768
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>> No.22201206

>>22200664
Do your reps. I did them

>> No.22201468

>>22200586
You guys loterally get turned on by shit like that and not just shitposting?
Like how the fuck do you even get a boner when your whore suddenly blurts out konpeko konpeko konpeko and goes HAHAHA during sex. I would fucking start laughing and cringing so hard my dick would shrink and go back inside my skin and comeout my butthole from 2nd hand embarassment

>> No.22201854

why not just make your gf dress as her?

>> No.22201997

>>22201468
You might just not have enough testosterone to appreciate the bunny cunny.

>> No.22202216

>>22201468
>t. Low test

>> No.22202237

>>22200586
are you going to require her to wear giant daikon eyebrows too ?

>> No.22202410

>>22200586
Pay extra to get a clean girl who offers work without a condom. There’s nothing more off-putting than a rubber.

>> No.22202508

>>22201997
>bunny cunny
u-uoh

>> No.22202565

>>22201997
I dont mind pekora but an actual whore badly dressed as her and trying to pretend to be her with very little acting experience is far for being sexy at all

>> No.22202619

>>22200586
Paid sex is unromantic

>> No.22202649

finding a decent looking whore is hard and expensive
just get a girlfriend

>> No.22202718

>>22201468
If my beautiful wife Usada Pekora decided to go konpeko konpeko and then laugh with her adorable voice as I relentlessly pounded into her cunny with my average sized penis, I would have the most excruciatingly pleasant orgasm possible before dying in her arms. The fact that you cannot appreciate the beauty in others' traits, in this case being Pekora, tells me that you are a faggot, and that you should kill yourself.

>> No.22202743

the decent looking whores can make way more money just being e-thots

>> No.22202777

>>22202619
Who the fuck cares about romance you just want to fuck her brains out

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>>22200586
>he doesnt have a cosgf

>> No.22202887

>>22202718
But its not pekora its just a badly dressed overweight raspy mexican whore you paid 5 bucks to suck you off behind the dumpster of popeyes

>> No.22202893

>>22200586
>should I hire an escort to cosplay as Pekora for when we have sex?

no anon, i want it to be just the two of us bebe.

>> No.22202931

>>22202777
I care. Sex is all about the passion between two lovers.
It feels worthless if that passion is fake and paid for.

>> No.22203005

>>22202649
I paid $120 to fug a QT Asian in NYC (mid-20's). She didn't speak any English.

>> No.22203029

>>22202931
You’re either 12 years old or a goddam 40 year old virgin

>> No.22203106

>>22202887
Of course I'd look for a decent whore, not just the first beaner I find. I will fix said whore and make her into my own Pekora.

>> No.22203119

>>22203029
27 and first had sex at 22, actually.

>> No.22203233

>>22200586
if you do you should tell her to be very cocky/arrogant until you take charge

>> No.22203411

So do I just go to Las Vegas to do this whole escort stuff?

>> No.22203663

>>22203029
i agree with them, im the latter.

>> No.22203794

>>22203411
pekora is hebe you need to visit SEA for a bodytype like her

>> No.22203861

>>22203663
Sir seriously just pay for a whore you know you can get prostate cancer if you never use your dick in your life

>> No.22203901

>>22202931
Incorrect. Ideally, sex SHOULD be all about the passion between two lovers.
In practice, this is not the case. Sex has become nothing more than a recreational activity to the majority of young people. It can be paid for, or engaged in freely, but most don't see it's value as you do.

>> No.22203958

>>22203861
No one on this board will ever get any sort of legit pussy outside of paying for whores.

>> No.22204125

>>22203029
NTA but pump and dumps are severely overrated.

>> No.22204239

>>22200586
You should do that. I don't have any advice for you

>> No.22207102

No. You shouldnt sexualize the pekor.

>> No.22211750

>>22200586
you should have sex after marriage retard

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