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2265731 No.2265731 [Reply] [Original]

>open door
>sees this girl
>"KonAqua! Im a Gamer Maid and i can coach you in any games you want!"
>what do?

>> No.2265764
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2265764

fuck the autism out of her

>> No.2265811
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>>2265731
>Teach me how to play shooter games
>Teach me Japanese buff games
>Buy a live 2d model
>Become a vtuber
>Mog all the other vtubers and get popular for doing this
>Make more money than i ever would in my life
>This entire time if Baqua is still supportive offer to collab with her to stop the sololive curse
>Learn Japanese if necessary
>Retire after making approx 5 million dollars, enough to live comfortably and afford gay bullshit like house burning down or medical bills
>Make the graduation stream epic as fuck
>Marry Onion
>Have children
>Live happily ever after

>> No.2265822

Have her teach me how to play fortnite. Once I'm good enough to crush some zoomers, I'll tell make her leave so I can enjoy my zoomer crushing time in peace.

>> No.2265838

>>2265731
>Wake up

>> No.2265873
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>>2265731
>Visit your local pool
>Someone rented it out for the day
>Go in anyways
>See this
What would you do?

>> No.2265940

Best the shit out of that onion and sex her after having deleting all of her videogames data

>> No.2265953

How about a game of sex?

>> No.2265967

>finish loading the extended magazine into my customized MP5 with osprey 9 silencer, holographic silencer and hollow point rounds
>unload 6 shots into her legs on-sight incase she has body armor under her dress
>finish her off with a headshot
>continue sweeping the building

>> No.2265973

Tell her to fuck off since she's a fake. The real Aqua would never be able to speak that directly to a stranger.

>> No.2265987
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>>2265940
Meant deleted lol
>>2265873
Fuck her on the spot

>> No.2265991

>>2265967
oh no I meant holographic sight I'm gonna get shot

>> No.2266141

Nice schizo thread, guys

>> No.2269986

>>2265731
close door

>> No.2270042

>>2265967
there is nothing more uncool then being edgy

>> No.2270063

>>2265731
How about strip poker? Punishment game included

>> No.2270986

>>2265731
Do... Do you wanna play TF2?
Yes its a good game ignore its graphic haha... Yes please i can pocket medic you... No its really fun trust me.. no please dont leave...

>> No.2271012

>>2265811
based

>> No.2277483

>>2265731
> ''Games'' and not video games
I'l take a Magic the Gathering class tyvm

>> No.2277589

>>2265731
>guh, want to collab later this month

>> No.2277722

>>2265731
start crying, because i've never had a dream come true before

>> No.2277778

record sex tape and post in bilibili to make zhang seethe

>> No.2277840
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>>2265731
Today we will be playing Super Smash Bros. Melee.

>> No.2277868

>>2265764
Not possible. There's far too much autism in there to even make a dent.

>> No.2277902

>>2265731
>Aqua willing to talk to strangers
>without a guardian
It's an impostor. Shoot her.

>> No.2278458
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>>2265967
>holographic silencer
Imagining a wireframe silencer that turns gunfire into pixelated noise

>> No.2284237

>>2265731
make her carry my bronze v ass to master rank

>> No.2284412
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>>2265811
I kneel

>> No.2285019

44.5

>> No.2286338

>>2265731
FREEDOM SMILE

>> No.2293723
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>>2265838

>> No.2294002

>>2265731
Ask this stranger speaking a language i dont understand to please leave, I have chicken tendies in the oven and am about to start my virtual date with Suisei

>> No.2294229

>>2277722
kys :3

>> No.2294558

I'm so starved for companionship that I'd probably just ask her to play Minecraft with me and build something together. That's all it would take to make me happy.

>> No.2295453

>>2265731
>"Maid"?

>> No.2295461
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>>2265731
Take an entire box of Viagra. Down multiple energy drinks and rape her over and over until I die.

>> No.2295771

>>2295461
TUMMY!

>> No.2295781

>>2265731
Get on the floor.

>> No.2296049

>>2265731
I'll ask her for help with the fundamentals of FPS skills, as I am awful at the genre. In return I will give her some of my sugar free red bull.

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>>2265731
Teach me how to not suck at Spider Solitaire.

>> No.2296206

>>2265731
Rape her and keep her in my basement, of course.

>> No.2296294
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>>2295781
Haven't seen walk the dinosaur posting in a while

>> No.2302055

Grind with her in Smash, then anal sex.

>> No.2302406
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I want to be coached in mind games... Of the soul

>> No.2302958

>>2265731
SEX

>> No.2303269

>>2265731
close door

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>>2296141
>failing at Spider Solitare

>> No.2310149

Forza Horizon 4, drifting with a wheel specifically.
With a controller I can muster at best 490k on the Fortune Island drift zone, I want to be able to break 500k easy.

>> No.2310198

>>2265731
Tell her to sniff my dick

>> No.2314133
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>>2265731
i havent played a game since i got a job a few weeks ago.
please dont think that im a dumb retard like everyone else does, even though i am one. i want nothing else. i will do everything for that.

>> No.2316692

>>2265731
FREEDOM SMILE

>> No.2316745

>>2265731
sex

>> No.2317226
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>>2265731

>> No.2326329

>>2265731
Groom her into letting me molest her

>> No.2326446

>>2265731
>open door and see Aqua
>meaning Aqua is outside my door
>Aqua is outside
yeah I doubt that. Probably an impostor

>> No.2326601

offer her a napkin to wipe up her drool, turn her around, and usher her away from my porch

>> No.2326748

>>2265731
How are you a maid? You don't do cleaning. Can you even cook or do laundry?

>> No.2326816
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>>2265811
I KNEEL

>> No.2326873

>>2277589
The autistic drooling and social akwardness would be fucking unbareable.

>> No.2327041

>>2326748
She has explained this already. She helps you with gaming.

>> No.2327124

Had a dream where this happened but it was GunGale Online, and then we fucked. I dont even watch Aqua's streams.

>> No.2327173

>>2326873
I want Aqua to drool all over me.

>> No.2327190
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>>2265967
>teammates taker her to a respawn point
>she snipes you across the map as revenge

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>take care of her
>never interrupt a stream
>get it daily nightly and ever so rightly
>retire
>have autistic argument about countertops or some shit
>make up for the kids
>one day during blizzard run out of onions
>she sacrifices herself out of love for me and the kids
The curry was bland

>> No.2334002

>>2265811
The most powerful man in this thread

>> No.2340303

>>2265811
This guy...

>> No.2340327

>>2327173
I wonder what it tastes like

>> No.2344929

>>2265731
get her to do the dishes

>> No.2345823
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>>2265731
I'd have her try to 'coach' me in Aurora4x so I can watch her struggle to do the most basic of things. She probably wouldn't even figure out how to bring up the main game screen.

>> No.2346183

>>2345823
What kind of autism do you need to play this

>> No.2353001

>>2265731
Raep

>> No.2353363

>>2327280
Kek!

>> No.2353759

>>2346183
The kind of autism that is above "boohoo i cant talk to people :(" also known as advanced autism.

>> No.2353912

>>2345823
why do you play that

>> No.2354023

>>2345823
is that game actually good or just a meme because hurrr durr autism?
looks interesting desu

>> No.2354223
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2354223

>>2265731
Make pic related a reality

>> No.2355049

>>2345823
That reminds me of distant worlds: universe, which is also hyped by hipsters but is actually buggy garbage. I second this question >>2354023

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>>2265731
>... Any game?

>> No.2355792

>>2345823
I've seen you around, the day a VTuber actually plays this competently is the day we autists win

>> No.2355832

>>2265731
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE???
>punch her in the face and punt her ass out into the street
>slam and lock the doors shut

>> No.2355839

>>2355693
based
I need it too
too fucking scared to just go at it

>> No.2355886

>>2265764
>>2265811
>average_meme.jpg

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>>2265967
>9mil
>killing people
fucking weak
you need a real man killer round

>> No.2361131

What happens to Aqua once she graduates? Becoming a respectable member of society? Reincarnation?

>> No.2361154

>>2265967
>Holographic silencer

>> No.2361228

>>2327280
That was best stupidest thing I've ever heard.

>> No.2361650
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>>2265967
>holographic silencer

>> No.2363579

i get her to play corruption of champions with me

>> No.2363814

>>2265764
task failed, aqua now spergs over the thought of sex and desires dick but can't/won't get it, just like asking for food.

nice going retard

>> No.2363898

>>2270042
there is nothing more uncool than not taking home security seriously

>> No.2364036

>>2270986
hololive will never play tf2...

>> No.2364158

>>2363814
>Aqua now has to ask her friends to ask you to have sex with her
Hot.

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>>2364036

>> No.2365361

I just noticed, she is more stacked than I thought.
Wouldn't trust her with any of my joysticks though.

>> No.2370633

>>2364158
Why does this make my dick hard and my sides hurt? The idea that she'd have to have Shion or someone next to the bed to tell you to fuck her harder or that you can finish inside

>> No.2370694

>>2265731
give water

>> No.2370783

>>2265731
"Please teach me how to build for optimal shitposting in Endless Space 2."

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