/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>teehee I am suuuper introverted and shy guys, believe me on my word!
Why do vtubers always pull the "I'm socially inept too like you losers!! Us losers amirite!!" card? It's getting annoying that coincidentally all vtubers are social retards

[Anonymous No.]

You call them whores if they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Because they're social retards just like you

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>>23058507
>social retards
>perfectly capable of talking in front of thousands of people

[Anonymous No.]

anon, they're pretending to be anime girls on youtube. You must be at least somewhat retarded to ever consider doing this, especially if you're indie.

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>>23058507
It works? Duh.

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>>23058596
>Behind a screen plus an anime girl avatar

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>>23058507
they also pull "brocon" card, because they always consider your feeling

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>>23058507
If they weren't social retards, they'd have worked actual proper jobs.

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>>23058507
Only chuubas who debuted later than 2021 or EN chuubas do this shit.

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>>23058507
it sells, simple as. Acting like a whore can only carry you so far if you lack the charisma to pull it off, like Coco.

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>>23058770
bruh every kind of normie is recording themselves and uploading it for money in 2022

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, Gura is not a social anxiety shut in. But she is clearly more introverted than Calli and Kiara for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>Am I not relatable enough? AM I NOT RELATABLE ENOUGH???

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>>23059336
no, most of the retarded stuff she does is not relatable. She's fucking gross

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>>23058596
reminder that Chris Chan is also capeable of talking in fron ot thousands

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>>23058596
>online interaction is the same as irl reaction
:^)

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>>23059491
nigger, I have don't have social anxiety and even I can't pull of speaking in a mic smoothly for hours on end.

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>>23059613
The two are different, i don't have social anxiety and can hold a conversation and be social but i can't talk to a mic by myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>shes exactly just like me even in my short comings
>I have a shot with here because of this
>send 100 dollar supa

You do know vtubers make more money the more you simp for them right anon

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>>23058596
those aren't mutually exclusive; I've taught large lectures and spoken at national conferences before, but still get pretty nervous in settings where I have to meet new people, and I'm not very good at keeping friends long term

the skillset is pretty different

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>>23059815
unironically this
vtubing are the equivalent of online host clubs, except you get a small chance to fuck them in a real host club

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>>23059396
Exactly this.

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cuckbeat deflection thread

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>>23060264
Why are teamates like this?

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>>23059408
Don't act like Chris chan isn't the pinnacle of human evolution

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>>23058507
Appearing as an outspoken, socially competent girl is a debuff for most of the hardcore vtuber audience (i.e. loser nerds), because it triggers flashbacks from their unresolved traumas of being stuffed in lockers in middle school "ugh look at this annoying stacy bitch who's so popular, I bet she has lots of sex with men who are not meee!!!"

Pretending you're just a "cute shy shut-in uwu autismo girl teehee" who doesn't leave the house and can't talk to other people ("whoa she's just like meeee, so ~relatable~" and "because she's like this, she definetly doesn't have a BF [roru rumao], so I feel secure that I can akasupa her my lifesavings and definetly won't be ~betrayed~!!" is just the more profitable meta, so even girls who are objectively not friendless losers and have a comparatively healthy social life tend to downplay that aspect and play up the "haha I'm so weird and quirky and alone (just like you)" part because they know what works with the audience

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>>23058507
>actresses...acting!!
imagine my shock

[Anonymous No.]

>>23060647
I don't, being severely autistic is the natural conclusion to the perfect human form of existance

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>>23060706
they should mattress actress on my cock

[Anonymous No.]

>spending years playing video games and browsing internet memes and weeb sites just so you could appear more relatable as a streamer for a niche audience

Sounds like a Lex Luthor move on their part.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's just Myth
>Gura: uwu I'm so shy, I'm such a recluse *ghosts everyone*
>Council is there
>Gura: LE'TS COLLAB MY BEST FRIENDS COLLAB COLLAB COLLAB

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>>23060961
>niche audience
are you still in 2016 anon?

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>>23061194
Mori & Kiara singlehandedly destroyed the chemistry of Myth, it's amazing how much cooler they are when it's just Ina, Ame, and Gura

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>>23060961
eeeh. Most of them aren't really all that deep into games and net-culture. Surface level at most, and their meme-knowledge for example is basically stuff that you can get from casual twitter browsing and nothing that'd require you to have been a 4ch regular for years.
Barring a few exceptions of people being obviously versed in some niche stuff (like Mori with Jrap, Kiara with idols, etc.) most of them are fairly normie and mainstream with their anime/manga/game/netculture knowledge and there's nothing really there that'd surprise one and go "whoa that was unexpected, this girl really knows her stuff and has unique tastes that go beyond reddit101 level!"

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>>23061477
>a live trinitard in tyool 2022
Comachama...

So if Ina, Ame and Gura have such "amazing chemistry", when was the last time they were in a just-these-three collab together? Or better yet, how long until the next time?

[Anonymous No.]

Just the fact these girls browse 4chan at all should be an indication they're a little bit broken. It's not like most of you fucks are physically unable to interact on a surface level with strangers too, but that doesn't make you good at socializing or without niche tastes like VTubers.

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>>23061714
4chan is normie central

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>>23061194

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>>23061496
Most people here are also only surface level into weebstuff. For example minority in /vt/ can read or speak Japanese while half of HoloEN can.

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>>23060961
>she must be genuine because she knows obscure stuff like amogus

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>>23061496
Probably because they need to be able to pander to the widest audience possible and if they sperg out they risk losing a sizeable chunk of that audience.

[Anonymous No.]

stop watching holo only, fag. Holos need to say that because they can't talk like normal people due to all the restrictions. Do you really believe that 50+ females work in the same company and not a single peep or bitching about each other is normal?

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>>23058507
I don't know. All I know is that I love Mumei!!!

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>>23058507
a. they're not actually social retards, they're likeable and lucid
b. streaming is a form of acting, it's not your vanilla personality that is on display

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>>23058507
>>23058529
This. If they're sen as socially skilled, extroverts or comfortable speaking to people the likelihood of them being called whores increases exponentially and drives awsy their unicorns/goslings. "No way a girl as charming as this, who's socially active, is still single".

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>>23058596
I was in a collab with 15k viewers once. You don't even know they're there.

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>>23058507
Tbh, Gura is clinically retarded. In a good way.

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>>23062161
>btw I'm a vtuber xD
Don't.

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>>23061604
Ame singlehandedly killed the trinity because she is /here/, a contrarian and a unityfag

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>>23059396
Anybody who wants a Gura GF unironically must be a virgin because she's disgusting as fuck.

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>>23063235
why? besides pissing herself

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>>23061194
>Won't collab with Gura because of sidekick syndrome
>Reclining
>Mumei/Fauna couldn't care less
>Inclining
>Gura is such a whore, always collabing with Council!
Holy kek hahaha

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>>23062095
>charming sound
>extroverted personality
>ugly ass roommate
Many such cases

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>>23061817
Only because society has gotten weirder over time. Now you have to be a schizophrenic necrophiliac to actually be weird, bizarre fetishes and lolicon memes are mainstream now.

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>>23058596
I’m an introvert, but I can talk to people that I know I’m only going to see once with ease.

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>>23059408
>15 year track record of producing entertaining internet videos
>singer who has released 2 albums
>artist who draws a popular comic series enjoyed by millions worldwide
>extremely passionate about video games
Should Chris Chan apply for HoloEN gen 3? He has all the skills necessary.

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>>23060688
My oshi is Suisei though.

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>>23064302
Holy fuck yesss, just based on this potential the judge might dismiss the case and let him fly.
>Verification not required.

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>>23058507
Isn’t Gura basically just a dollar store Nyanners?

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>>23064485
yes but 5-10 years younger and embraces lolis instead of hating them

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>>23064485
if by dollar store you mean objectively superior in every aspect, then yes

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>>23058507
it's because most of them are. they are actually that socially inept, that's why they're vtubers.

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>>23064485
Her previous Youtube channel was almost a copy of Nyanners, but as Gura she has grown into a superior entertainer.

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>>23058596
talking to a crowd, especially when that crowd is just faceless text on a screen to you, is significantly different than talking one on one and face to face with another person

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>>23063235
Gura is like that guy in jail that smears himself with shit to avoid being raped. It is well known that she is insanely paranoid about stalkers so I think its a part of her strategy.

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>>23065002
What do you mean how doesn she deter stalkers?

[Anonymous No.]

most socially apt women can't figure out email without a wrangler. These ones have full on face tracking streaming setups.

Most of them are also like 30 and have never had a normal job, no car/drivers license, and live in there parents basements. Becoming a vtuber anime girl is basically female wizard powers.

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>>23058507
you can actually feels gura shyness when she stream with someone new or theres a big collab

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>>23065425
Yeah just like she was shy when she collabed with Belle Delphine.

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>>23061978
While I'd agree that's probably part of it for some, on the whole it sounds more like cope to me. "N-no you see, they aren't just the vapid normie bitches with surface-level tastes you see, underneath there must SURELY be some super-amazing unique niche knowledge and interests they have... they just can't show it, for r-reasons... for example they have to pander to the lowest common denominator mass audience appeal... y-yeah, that's why..."
When the simpler explanation is more than likely the truer one: Yes, the talents actually are just lowest-common-denominator surface-level normies themselves, there's no deeper truth hiding beneath there, and what you see is what you get.

Mind you, that's not even a "bad" thing, and I'm not arguing that you absolutely MUST have some amazing unique niche interests or knowledge to be a good vtuber, just that you also don't need to make up headcanons to "defend" against this realization and argue that "no muh oshi is super special and not a dime-a-dozen normie..." (because even that buys implicitly into the framing that "normie=bad")

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>>23065591
KEK

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>>23065591
retard, all she did was sing a song. for all we know all of their direct communication was through text

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>>23063235
I want Gura GF beacuse im as paranoid myself, i just want to fucking isolate myself from the world with her, cuddle in bed while talking about random shit ive found online, wake up before her and make us some breakfast, hit the gym, fucking break her in bed, kiss her on the lips, revere in each others suffering.
She's so fucking perfect i cant even fucking fathom it. 10 years of waifu obsession down the fucking drain. Literally obsessed with anime girls that don't exist. Then one day start watching le funny 'stupid' schizo shark and boom, nothing. Its like it didnt even fucking happen. Completely fucking forgot about them. Ive scrolled my phone recently and looked at their fanart by accident and i was kind of shocked that i had to scroll like for good 15min before i even saw anything with them when i realized it.
I want nothing more in the world than fucking be insane together with her. Just sit in our apartment fucking do nothing with our lives but indulge ourselves in us.
Then ocasionally go to some place where we've never been before and complain that we shouldve stayed at home. She'd choose her fucking disney land while i have a bitch face throughout the entire clip while she's not looking and beaming with smile while she looks at me. Id choose fucking camping trip in some weird ass spot in japan like in Yuru Camp. She'd constantly complain that her legs hurt and id just tell her that she should get in shape while already being omw to princess carry her everywhere.

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>>23063235
i can fix her

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>>23066576
>She'd constantly complain that her legs hurt and id just tell her that she should get in shape while already being omw to princess carry her everywhere
Do you even watch streams? Early on she said that she absolutely loves hiking and being outdoors. That trip would be perfect for her.

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>>23062161
A collab is different to being solo with that many people

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>>23063610
Still not single lmao

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>>23060002
I doubt you get a chance to fuck them in real hostess clubs. I bet that's a rumour they themselves spread to attract more customers

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>>23067248
I guess i couldve worded it better. Id make it a situation where she would complain about her legs hurting. Put some gear on her back and make a 30km long hike with most if it being up the hill. Not many people have endurance to do that normally, let alone with some stuff on your back. Gosh fucking damn it. Just imagining me huffing and puffing with shit on my back and her in my arms is making me fucking crazy. Or putting her on my shoulders and just walking up the hill with her constantly saying 'im fine already' while refusing to let her down.

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>>23067504
ive watched former hosts who worked in popular jap host clubs now in youtube, it's kept secret to a degree but they do have sex with some of their customers. Going on dates with your customer outside the host club is also required depending how management runs, it's not that unbelievable they fuck aswell

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>>23066576
>>23067176
You can't fix her

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>>23069988
Yeah but it just sounds like those rumours used to glorify things, like how everyone glorifies Las Vegas and Los Angeles, but they're shitholes

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>>23058596
its alot different when you add eye contact and tone of voice anon, now make it 10 thousand

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>>23059491
I only have a problem talking to attractive people.
On discord calls I always assume the person I'm talking to is attractive.
Because of this I have an easier time talking to people irl than I have on discord calls.

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>>23058507
The type of person who becomes a vtuber is either genuinely that kind of social retard, or a cloutchaser/bandwagoner who knows that’s the ticket to success.

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>>23058507
I want Gura to mount on top of my face, use my tongue as her personal dildo, and squirt all of her orgasmic fluids down my throat.

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>>23060002
>when vtuber viewers become self aware