/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Wow... Anon really is still a virgin peko.

[Anonymous No.]

Not after I fucked IRyS until she was sick

[Anonymous No.]

It's awesome, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24067929
Yeah, we all know Itou-chan is not a virgin anymore, okay.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been saving all of my cum up for the past 30 years and I'm going to bust inside your oshi and inflate her like a cumballoon until she pops

[Anonymous No.]

>>24068140
that's not how it works

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[Anonymous No.]

>>24068194
Yes it is, I saw it on Mythbusters

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>>24068721
Is that what EN1 calls your cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24067929
I'm not a virgin, but sex was so underwhelming and lame that my fantasies involve entirely around licking 2d ass, pusy, armpits and feet.

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>>24068874
Were you kiked out of a foreskin?

[Anonymous No.]

im 15 so yea

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>>24067929
Just go dress up, drive a nice car (borrow your parent's/uncle's/cousin's/friend's), go to some cafe that are popular with JKs, hit on them, bring them to your house the next day, and you are no longer a virgin + you get to fuck a JK. Ez

[Anonymous No.]

i am too polite, ugly, and awkward to fix that so I masturbate to cartoons instead

[Anonymous No.]

Internet inflated my expectations so high that 3D will never be enough anymore.

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>>24069518
nta but no. It really is just a wet hole.

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>>24069794
meidos do your fucking job($0/hr) and public execute this fag

[Anonymous No.]

im not a virgin but no one would ever believe me so I just say I am

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>>24072045
You might as well tell the truth and say you aren't because women believe you based on whether they can smell and sense the virgin on you, not by your words (unless it was a prostitute, then it doesn't count and they can still smell the virgin).

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>>24072101
now try saying that again without sounding like a woman

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>>24072101
I still have the virgin mindset so I don't know if that will work. I lost it when an older drunk woman came onto me, so while ive had the sex I didn't get any of the build up experience

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>>24072855
Dw the built up experience for a lot of people is Tinder.

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>>24067929
Hell yeah faggot, reality is shit and real women are by and large terrible people

[Anonymous No.]

Masturbating is way better than sex and you also don't have to deal with a woman's bullshit.

Keep your wizard powers it's honestly not worth it unless you have an emotional connection

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>>24067929
i won’t be after i rape your tangy asshole

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>>No.24067929
Im wizard you fucking muggle

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too dense to get laid
>Be me
>Big house party, girl comes over to me and asks me to come and "make her bed"
>Goes with her to one of the bedrooms
>Tries to make the bed, asks if there are any sheets
>She says she doesn't know while taking her clothes off
>Tells her that I can't help her if she doesn't have any sheets and leaves the room
>3 months later, sitting in my kitchen, remembering that dumb broad who couldn't make her own bed
>Could she have meant something else when she requested my help?
>omg *bangs my head in the table* you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a wizard but not the virgin kind. I'm the candles, incense, pet cat in my lap and grimoires on my bookshelf kind of wizard.
Not having sex by the age of 30 just means you're a virgin which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

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>>24073903
This is the gayest fucking thing I've ever read and it's clear you're a larping faggot otherwise you'd correctly call yourself the gender neutral term witch, there's no such thing as a "wizard" and warlock means oathbreaker. Poseur occultist.

A real Saruman of Many Colors ("many colors" because you're a fag).

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>>24073733

Virgin horny broad vs CHAD BED MAKER

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>>24073733
Based. That whore just wanted to steal your wizard powers.

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>>24074035
You wrote all that and I'm the poseur occultist? I have a beard and lean into being a pointy-hatted Merlin and there's nothing you can do about it. Good Saruman joke though.

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>>24067929
Is blowjob count?
I've got one from my BR little ister