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Which Holo would give you the strongest sons?

>> No.25195637

>>25195475
Oga

>> No.25195651

>>25195475
Marine

>> No.25195680

>>25195475
Marine

>> No.25195684

>>25195475
Haachama

>> No.25195757

>>25195475
Mio

>> No.25195773

>>25195684
Haachama is allergic to eggs. As much as I love the Chama her bloodline is weak.

>> No.25195875

>>25195475
calli obviously. your kid is destined to be a chad with those height and voice genetics

>> No.25195976

>>25195875
fetal alcohol syndrome

>> No.25196053

>>25195976
Kek

>> No.25196067

>>25195875
the kid is destined to be a miscarriage

>> No.25196292

Nene or Korone
No contest here

>> No.25196306

Polka

>> No.25196477

Kanata, that girl is a fucking mutant

>> No.25196557

>>25195637
fpbp

>> No.25196618

Botan of course, she got that genius gene

>> No.25196680

>>25195651
>>25195680
>unathletic
>unfit
>multitude of health problems
You guys are retarded

>> No.25196768

>>25195475
Noel (kendo and judo champ when she was in high school)
Korone (very athletic, great stamina and does boxing)
Subaru (athletic)
Nene (athletic)
Aki (athletic)
Pekora (good stamina and generally good health)

>> No.25196970

>>25195637
FPBP

>> No.25198754

>>25196680
Beacuse she is lazy as fuck, her charisma alone is more useful that being athletic or whatever in nowadays society

>> No.25198834

>>25198754
Health problems and lack of athleticism have nothing to do with laziness, its genetics. Marine has shitty genetics.
On top of this she is also really dumb.

>> No.25198922

>>25196768
Isn't Pregora a fucking neet?

>> No.25199035

Polka or Okayu.

>> No.25199068

>>25195637
FPBP

>> No.25199084

>>25195637
Redpilled

>> No.25199244

>>25195475
Definitely no Japanese woman, their children would often lack height. You want a tall, broad white or black woman for more strength through genetics.

>> No.25199309
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25199309

>>25195475
gozaru

>> No.25202344

>>25199244
KIWAWA

>> No.25203939

>>25199309
Child of the mountain

>> No.25206791

>>25198922
Yes, she is fucking a neet (me)

>> No.25207076

Kiara or bae, but I make sure my child gets braces

>> No.25207906

>>25195475
Probably Korone. Athletic, fit, and healthy, without being particularly menhera, so strong body and mind.

If you wanted a non-asian kid because muh short or whatever, you're probably stuck with Kiara. Mori would give your child fetal alcohol syndrome, Ame's constitution is so weak that she can't even eat bread, Gura is too small and weak, Fauna can't even touch her goddamned toes, and Mumei might not be too bad, but doesn't really have any physical feats to speak of. Kiara is pretty menhera, but is decently fit and capable of dancing, so that's something at least. All the rest of them are asian. IRyS is only half asian, so your kid would be majority white, but her body is so frail that she dislocated her shoulder while washing her fucking hair, so I wouldn't risk it.

>> No.25208252

>>25207906
Korone for sure even with the Asian debuff l, she would give you a healthy litter and raise them properly. Maybe one runt would go school shooter but only due to the shame of having Chad siblings.

>> No.25208313

>>25195875
>what is fetal alcohol syndrome

>> No.25208493

>>25202344
Kiawa has noodle arms and chronic pain, so as much as it pains me to say this, I will have to say no, if you are looking for strong genes...

>> No.25209091

>>25208493
The issue is that there's not really a better option. If you throw away Kiara, your best bet is to either choose Mori and lock her in a room with no alcohol until the kid is born, or gamble on Mumei being decently fit and not just a weak neet menhera.

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25209256

I don't even want sons, I'll marry Fauna for the girliest daughters

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25209805

>>25195475
Her womb may be dry, but my seed is strong enough for the both of us

>> No.25210090

>>25209805
based, hags will deliver the best children through will power alone!

>> No.25210431

>>25209805
With this attitude you might as well go for Polka

>> No.25210555

>>25210431
too menhera for my tastes

>> No.25210612

Noel or Iroha.

>> No.25210888

>>25208313
retard strength. The real problem with mori's kids is it won't be (you)r son

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25210922

>>25209256
This guy gets it

>> No.25210931

>>25210888
The real problem is that your kids will have shit taste in music like their mother

>> No.25210943

>>25195475
It wouldn't matter as long as im the father then the kids will be strong.

>> No.25210963

>>25207906
Kiara has fibromyalgia

>> No.25211106

>>25210963
But that's a woman's disease so your sons would be fine.

>> No.25211204

Sora

>> No.25211279

Gura for invincible mold children

>> No.25211348

>>25209256
>Vegan
We said STRONGEST children

>> No.25211475

>>25195475
Korone easily
>athletic
>uncommonly kind and considerate
>university graduate
>would be a good mom and raise the kid properly

>> No.25211540

>>25211348
Fauna wouldn't force a vegan lifestyle on her kids, just give them the choice when they are older

>> No.25214465

>>25196768
>pekola and good stamina
1.5 km isnt a lot

>> No.25214528

Nene. You need a chuuba who's younger than 28.

>> No.25214605

>>25210963
fibromyass? what's that?

>> No.25215050
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25215050

>>25195475
Isn't Aki a fucking unit? Everytime she does 3d lives with other members, she moggs the fuck outta them.
Plus she has a hag buff. My pick is Aki.

>> No.25215206

>>25198834
>lack of athleticism have nothing to do with laziness, its genetics
t. coping fatty

>> No.25215431

>>25209091
>Kiara
Pros: decently fit from idoru dancing practisu
Cons: weak, chronic pain
>Mori
Pros: tall
Cons: alcoholic, unfit
>Gura
Pros: charisma
Cons: short
>Ame
Pros: creatividad
Cons: unfit, tummy hort
>Ina
Pros: none
Cons: non-white

>IRyS
Pros: Japanese
Cons: noodle arms

>Kronii
Pros: tall(?)
Cons: non-white
>Mumei
Pros: ?
Cons: ?
>Fauna
Pros: healthy
Cons: vegan
>Bae
Pros: high energy
Cons: short, non-white

>> No.25216206

>>25198834
she's not really dumb, she's only kinda dumb.

>> No.25216421

>>25195475
Physical strength is irrelevant in this day and age. My question is who will produce the most intelligent and charismatic children?

>> No.25216503

Mumei
The abuse and neglect will be character building for the ones that survive

>> No.25219563

>>25195651
>>25195680
why

>> No.25219575

>>25199309
de

>> No.25223423

>>25195976
kek

>> No.25223732
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25223732

>>25199244
What you're looking for is Indonesian woman.

>> No.25224468

>>25223732
Clearly Reine is the best option then
>kid is born with powerful indog genetics, a natural business sense, musical abilities, and will be rich as fuck to boot

>> No.25224866

>>25215431
>Fauna
>healthy
Fauna might be the least fit member of EN. She probably has a decent grasp of her diet because she's vegan, but she's kind of pathetic. She's so unfit that she can't even touch her toes.

>> No.25224945

>>25224468
>powerful indog genetics
>Indonesia holds strongman competition
>0 competitors from Indonesia qualify

>> No.25225010

>>25224945
Look, it was predicated on the idea of choosing an indog, I didn't make the rules.

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25225479

>>25215431
>Cons: non-white
>Pros: Japanese

>> No.25225759

>>25225479
>IRyS is the only Japanese member of HoloEN despite half the generation being asian
Huh, never thought about that. Weird.

>> No.25226193
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25226193

>>25195475
This one's a no-brainer
Botan

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25226266

>>25225479
Japanese are honorary aryans

>> No.25226273

>>25195475
Probably Mori, barring the whole alcohol thing

>> No.25226446

>>25226273
>barring the whole alcohol thing
But that’s 50 percent of her personality and 70 percent of her biochemistry

>> No.25226984

Whoever is the youngest.
Laplus, Shion, Haachama, and who else?
Everyone even mentioning any hags is asking for trouble.
>I'm going to breed with Botan!!!!
Have fun with your retarded offspring, faggot.

>> No.25227061

>>25226273
pathetic deadbeat
Mori's womb is a graveyard

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>>25195475
I'm in pretty good shape so if I'm pumping at least 12 kids into P-sans baby factory one of them has to be a chad

>> No.25227279

>>25226984
so Kobo then?

>> No.25227319

>>25195475
kiara most likely to pass aryan genes, but botan and fubuki good candidates, haachama and calli are jews

>> No.25227515

rape is bad

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>>25226193
This. Your son gets:
>Chad jawline
>Sturdy build
>High IQ
>Attentive and engaging mother

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>>25215050
Yes
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1515259089927827456

>> No.25227902

>>25211475
>good mom
Oh the memories would be great.

>> No.25227905

>>25196680
>>25219563
Because our kids would be incredibly charismatic and good-looking. Plus senchou has been getting in shape lately, and I'm already in pretty good shape myself.

>> No.25227979

>>25195475

Kanata. Her 50 kg grip is nothing to scoff at.

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25228920

>>25195475
my wife

>> No.25229329

>>25227279
>SEAmonkey genes
Yeah, no

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