/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

which hololive member has the best smell?
Or, which one bathes the least?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is the stinkiest and it's not even a contest. Actually all the ENs are noticibly less hygenic than any of the JPs.

[Anonymous No.]

Arent you supposed to kick these threads off with suisei sippin on some ringo juice?

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>>2570791
Don't have the picture atm. Sorry bud

>>2570782
I am diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama and Nene need to do a collab where they sniff each other’s feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>2570838
I can only get so erect anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2570851
God just imagine the smell in the room with both of them barefoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2570791
>>2570837

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>>2570890
I'm about to go to work anon pls don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>2570691
All Ame

[Anonymous No.]

Luna probably smells like a 6 y/o on a fair who just gobbled an entipe big cotton candy with her bare hands.

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>>2570924
Imagine, just imagine for a moment, Haachama and Nene rubbing their feet together, their sweat rubbing off on each other and mixing to form an even more potent smell.

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>>2570691
Ina, if you like the smell of books and paint

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smell suityans warm and seaty gloves after a long concert.

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>>2570691
Everyone on this thread is really based but I still want to throw up from reading the comments

[Anonymous No.]

>>2571170
I want to lick Ina clean after she plays Ring Fit Adventure

[Anonymous No.]

>>2571256
Sweet jesas.

[Anonymous No.]

>hololive
I suggest you go a bit deeper in pursiut of your fetishes, OPchama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2571543
They are not ready for her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2571543
That’s too far anon, too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2571543
Just seeing her makes me want to take a shower

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who actually watches Gura would know she loves baths. Watson though uses her towels for a month before using a different one

[Anonymous No.]

>>2571659
>she loves baths
coping so hard

the shark has a fishy smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>2571692
shark can't help but smell fishy

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Why has nobody said Mori?
>proven on-stream to actually fart and poop, a rarity among hololive members
>sits around on her big reaper butt all day working on 9 deadlines at once and sweating profusely
>no time for showers or baths, only music and streaming

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>>2571723
She is also autistic and autistic people fear water.

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>>2571659
How often are you supposed to replace your towels? Asking for a friend.

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>>2571992
My mommy replaces them every day!

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>>2571992
Even if you're clean when you dry yourself, anything damp, absorbant and with high surface area is great for growing bacteria and fungus on. I know some people who use towels twice, I use them once.
I assume you can harvest mushrooms off of yours?

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>>2572085
Semenshrooms are full of protein and they're free.

[Anonymous No.]

anya uses kid shampoo
probably strawberry scented

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Ame is self-conscious about the smell of her armpits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2574025
Licking ame's sweaty armpits during a hardcore jobbing apex stream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2572149
100% going to make it.

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>>2574093
Unintentionally tickling ame with all the licking and making her lose constantly, in return making her sweat even more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2573297
Think about how much hair she has, you could spend a whole day just inhaling her strawberry scent.

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>>2570691
兎田。ぺ。こ。ら。

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>>2570691
what would roboco smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2575042
0W20 and WD40

[Anonymous No.]

Itchy and unwashed Amelia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2575361
return to monke
pick ticks off your vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>2574025
>>2575361
Bros why is Ame always so stinky and dirty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2575266
>econobox oil weight
I don't know why, but I was thinking she'd use something track/ race- worthy like 5w50

[Anonymous No.]

>>2576024
No it's lightweight and thin so she can be more efficient while gaming for long periods

[Anonymous No.]

>>2571543
Tell me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>2577374
https://youtu.be/PZrjLfq2qH4
https://youtu.be/rg05ciZotqY
https://youtu.be/2aPgksGhAus
Here you go newfagchama

[Anonymous No.]

Would you drink Suisei's ringo juice of she offered it?

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>>2577954
Sure
This isn't the official thread though is it? Let's give it a bit longer and make another with the Suisei OP

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>>2577954
only if she sucks the carton into her mouth then forces me to drink it from there

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>>2578122
Why wouldn't it be? Niche fetishes unite!
So Kiara left for like 3 minute during her Nier stream. Pissing is maybe like a minute tops, did we get the fabled shitting bathroom break? God bless Kiara for doing 5+ hour streams.

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>>2578302
Is there a timestamp? Unless Kiara said something like she was going to refill a drink, we can assume she was shitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2575266
Roboco is Hank's Oshi confirmed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2577730
I'm disgusted and in love at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>2578840
Shame she's a chink lover though

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Aki practices aromatherapy and streams from her bathtub fairly regularly.

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>>2571659
>Watson though uses her towels for a month before using a different one
wow that's so gross. I can't imagine why anyone would do that haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>2578968
It makes sense, she's disgusting just like they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>2571659
wait you guys wash your towels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2577730
Imagine using the bathroom after Mea. You'd open the door, get hit with a wave of heat and 0.5 seconds later your nose would be assaulted by the scent of overheated shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2575886
Licking Ame's skin flakes off the floor!

[Anonymous No.]

Stenchou has a deep, musky scent! With sour undertones!

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>>2578542
She said that she had to go do something, sounded slightly flustered, left, came back 3 min later, and said that she had to take care of her cats sneakinging into her roommates room. Given that she didn't say anything about her cats, she probably came up with it while sitting on the pot. It made me hard as fuck.

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>>2571543
I feel the sudden urge to take a shower now.

[Anonymous No.]

Real talk what do girl armpits actually taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2580466
salty milk and coins

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>>2578302
>>2578542
>>2580197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62KGmbGXLQ4&t=16766s
Timestamp 4:39:25 if the embed doesn't work.
I'm pretty certain she's shitting ("can I leave you for one minute to, uh, do a thing?"), plus the break is too short to pee.

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>>2581493
I wonder whether she thinks about the Stenchou joke now whenever she shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2579583
and stinky unwashed jap pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2570691
subaru probably smells the best, but the worst belongs to kanata

[Anonymous No.]

>>2582443
昴お前...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2571543
God I still feel bad for Aqua's fridge and bathroom sink.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine what a Coco gastritis shit stinks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581493
I really wish I was Chonkers. I could cuddle up with Kiara, I could get Kiara to play with me, and she would laugh when I sneak into the bathroom while she's shitting instead of her screaming. God, what a lucky cat to inhale the birdbrain's fumes.

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>>2582783

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>>2570691
ame

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>>2579583

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>>2582783
>Coco is sick

That's not hot that's just sad.

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>>2571543
Would you be happy waking up in the morning after cuddling your chuuba to find blood all over you and your sheets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2571992
Probably every couple days but every week if you're lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

> No mention of Aqua
You are all retarded.

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>>2583103
Yes, I'd be even happier if she got some of her piss on me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>2579583
I'll ask again. I assume it was a squat toilet if the heater was warming up the shit to make it stink so bad, but it wouldn't just be heating up her legs then, it would probably be heating her up in general. So was it a squat or not?

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>>2570782
oh shit i'm only watching EN now

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>>2575886
She has three pets.

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>>2583388
She said she wanted to stay in there for as long as possible because it was so comfy, she was definitely sitting down so it must've been a regular western style toilet

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581493
You think she would be less embarrassed with how much she talks about poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2570691
>best
Aki and Pekora if the others are to be believed.
>worst
Your oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2583388
Squat toilets basically only exist for Chinese tourists in Japan, 95% of regular households use western-style toilets with bidet attachments. You can tell because many places only have western-style toilets, and if so they have to post signs in Chinese telling people not to stand/squat on the toilet seats.

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>>2583103
Why yes. Blood is not that yucky, and sheets need to be changed frequently anyway.
Mattress though...
Anyway, it's your oshi, unless she was bitching at you the whole evening, you'd probably be happy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2582538
Imagine being an adult and another adult's mom has to ban you from the house.

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>>2584083
I think judging from the replies most people here want their oshi to smell "bad"

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>>2583746
I wonder if, after the "I'm gonna shit those pants real good" moment being clipped and Kiara being salty about people disliking it, Kiara's manager told her to tone down the poop talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2584482
Pure blood is not gross at all, it doesn't smell bad or even taste bad, just has an iron/metallic air to it. Women's period "blood" on the other hand is nasty.

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>>2583179
Doesn't her keeper wash her regularly? Also Aqua died recently so she probably does smell the worst.

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>>2583179
Imagine how sour her morning breath must smell from all the saliva that pools in her mouth overnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2584746
She doesn't have a keeper, she lives on her own now. But if I had the chance to give her daily full body tongue baths I'd take it with no hesitation

[Anonymous No.]

>>2584379
>Squat toilets basically only exist for Chinese tourists in Japan
Then why are they called washiki (Japanese style)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2579583
>>2577730
Does it arouse anons or spoil the mood to have a cute 18-year old girl candidly talking about her shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2585575
Watching her just talk about it grossed me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2584576
Oh shit Aqua's mom told Mea to fuck off? I thought it was Aqua that told her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2570691
Aqua and Aki smell the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2577954
Only if the juice has been inside suisei

[Anonymous No.]

>>2585712
She's got you covered, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2585645
Newfag here
What Is the rrat??? Who is mea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2585858

>>2577730
Here you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>2585853
>Implying that Suisei doesn't want that from the source

[Anonymous No.]

>>2574025
>She used to be super depressed and didn't bathe for several days
https://youtu.be/KbNftuo9JX4

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>>2575266
Ngl I like the smell of wd40

[Anonymous No.]

>>2585313
They have a word for traditional clothing too, doesn't mean normal people actually wear them on a regular basis.

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>>2584621
Nah, she's talked about not wanting to burp on air, so I assume farting is worse and shitting is the ultimate sin for her. It fits her well for her girly-girl status in comparison to the rest of her genmates and makes me all that much harder thinking of her embarrassingly letting a fart slip on air or hating the fact that people assume she went to shit.

[Anonymous No.]

None because they're not real. 2D graphics are digital and therefore cannot smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>2587218
t. 2D trying to fool us

[Anonymous No.]

>>2570691
Best: Nene. Worst: Aqua.

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>>2570691
Surely the best smelling Holo is the Holo who smells the worst?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sniff Mio's sweaty, unwashed, ultra hairy pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Holo has the stinkiest breath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2570691
Lamy. Also Lamy. Snow Elf don't poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2591704
same

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>>2571659
Watson at least showers every single day. So she is out of the running for most stinky easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2591704

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>>2591704
That pure dominance mio shows by going no pan even at a off collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>2592259
>Snow Elf don't poop
That's knife ear propaganda, elves shit just like any other species. Lamy might actually stink worse than most holos, because she's having alcohol shits every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2592895
Imagine being a holo off-collabing with Mio. Being overwhelmed by the scent of unwashed pussy, filtered through a thicket of untrimmed pubes, invading your nose and dominating your senses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2592963
Stop with your lies. You are probably one of those human supremacist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2596356
I want to lawnmow Mio's thick pube forest with my teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2580033
Sorry to ruin the fantasy, but other holos have described Senchou as always having a soapy smell and Aqua said Senchou reminded her of strong disinfectant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2598366
She uses all the soap and disinfectant to try and cover her true rank musk. She's embarrassed to show her true scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2588640
????

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>>2570691
Gura is a slob, leaves unwashed dishes all over the place and showers once every 3 days. She frequently mentions how sticky she is from her own sweat.

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>>2601103
>>2570782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb2qpwxao-s

[Anonymous No.]

>>2600237

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>>2601103
Lick every fucking inch.

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>>2570691
Well considering almost 100% of Koreans and at least 80% of Japanese have that no-body-odor gene, it's likely the IDs or the 4 caucasian ENs that smell the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2601103
Salty and hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>2601103
How do I get a NEET gf like Gura? I just want to smell her unwashed pussy every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>2601722
Just walk around in your city and smell the crotches of homeless women.

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>>2574025
>>2575886
>>2586328
>tfw Ame's roommate talked about how her armpits would start to smell even immediately after having a shower
>she would lift her arms up on stream to help the stink waft around
>even as Ame she says one of the reasons she doesn't wear shirts to sleep is because her armpits feel suffocated otherwise
>"my conditioner makes my hair smell good, my lotion makes my body smell good and my deodorant makes my armpits smell, well okay I guess..."

God the thought of burying my face in Ame's unwashed and permanently smelly pits makes me diamonds and she knows that Teamates like it

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>>2571749
>clearly never watches her stream when she goes and washes her hands at least once per stream.

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>>2570691
>which hololive member has the best smell?
Noel.

>which one bathes the least?
Amelia.

[Anonymous No.]

>marine is doing a ringfit stream
god, imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fpZrr1AOPo

[Anonymous No.]

>>2607694
like old cushions and wet dog..

[Anonymous No.]

>>2607741
>wet dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>2608611
bootleg korone...

[Anonymous No.]

Shion has the best hygiene and smell
Mori is stinkiest for obvious reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>2609061
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH DRINKING SHION'S MESUGAKI PISS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2609138
Aqua's piss is like the green slime in DOOM, fix that chart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2607707
I want to shove my finger up this brat's urethra

[Anonymous No.]

>>2609138
>no IDs
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2609665
They got added in a later version but people keep posting the one without them

[Anonymous No.]

>>2609706
Sorry I got too excited imagining the taste of Shion's piss

[Anonymous No.]

Why was my Ame comment erased?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2609912
Understandable
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3603448

[Anonymous No.]

>>2610154
Pissugaki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2610135
?

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>>2607694
Will Marine be the one to finally brap during a RFA stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2611480
Imagine the sound they must make coming out of that fat ass of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2611635
>Donald_Duck_having_a_seizure.wav

[Anonymous No.]

>>2611635
They'd be extra loud because of the resonance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2612056
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>2612412
Rancid sea air and rum, I imagine.

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>>2612412
I want the chicken to suffocate me with her gasses. She commented how she won't even burp on stream, so could you imagine the amount she lets out after saving it up during one of her 5+ hour streams? On top of that, she orders food delivery ALL THE TIME. If it's shitty food, that smell must be intense. Please, tenchou, let me clear out the room of your stink for you! As a diligent employee, I'll make sure to sniff up every bit so no one will know.

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>>2615954
I am now imagining this scene but with a KFP employee furiously sniffing up every corner of Kiara's gamer chair to ensure that not a trace of odor remains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtvYlgVyyAs

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>>2615954
Would you smell your Tenchou's shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2617232
I want to film a German scheiße porno with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2619277
Was it her outlast stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2619973
That's the one. If you turn up the volume you can hear tissue wiping sounds after a jumpscare near the end and she hurriedly ends the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2619277
I want the spooked shark piss straight in my mouth please

[Anonymous No.]

>>2624728
Have you read that Christmas short story an anon wrote where (You) eat Ame out under her desk while she streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2625040
Post it
Now

[Anonymous No.]

>>2619277
>Cover why aren't you potty training your idols
They wouldn't need to potty train them if the idols wear diapers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2586439
Dw bro I smell like diesel most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

why does moona always gives me the impression that she's the stinkiest ID, let alone holo all around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2625386
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27743017/chapters/68176482

[Anonymous No.]

>>2619277
>Gura wears diapers: non-canon
>Gura pees herself while streaming: canon
I'm glad we could get that sorted out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2627574
>20 dollars
>big superchat

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>>2627431
I don't know, but I feel the same way. There was that one time her stream got delayed for 40 minutes because she was shitting, and I can only imagine how bad that must have smelled.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone on this board are fucking degenerates Jesus Christ. Why does this board even exist? I’m literally more comfortable knowing there are people on this Earth who frequent /mlp/ than that there are pitiful fucking bugmen who spend time watching, donating REAL money to, and talking to ransoms on the internet about “””virtual youtubers”””. Go outside. Make something of yourselves. Your life depends on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2629941
ogey

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>>2629941
Ogey

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>>2629941
Post your channel already, holoslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2629941
>talking to ransoms
My oshi has never been kidnapped.

[Anonymous No.]

Suisei's sweet and tangy ringo juice pouring out all over the stage...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2630101
Imagine if an accident happened while she was on the elevated platform and it dripped onto the audience below.

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>>2630773
Reminds me of that incontinent idol manga. Such a shame it was cancelled or whatever happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2632337
S-source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2637537
http://www.hmangasearcher.com/f/Idol%20Wa%20Xxxx%20Nante%20Shimasen!%20Chapter%202/1

[Anonymous No.]

>>2630101
Imagine it falling all over your face...

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>>2601103
>leaves unwashed dishes all over the place and showers once every 3 days
She's literally me.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that asian people and white people have different body odors like how we have different ear wax, and whites have the genes that give them a constant pungent smelly stinky sweaty odor compared to asians, so there's a 99.7% chance that most of the ENs are smellier than any of the JPs.

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>>2609706
Does ollie even produce piss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2640289
Yes, but it has chunks in it.

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>>2640289
She has a charge rifle down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>2630101
>>2630773
>>2639716
Imagine the noises Suichan would make as she pisses herself uncontrollably.

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>>2640853
I imagine she'd be quiet initially, beyond a gasp of shock at what she's just done. She'd stay still as the warm piss streams down her legs, face burning in shame and too stunned to explain herself.

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>>2643807
And Fubuki would jump on the stage, grab a mic and start yelling "SHE PISSED HERSELF" until she ran off the stage crying.

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>>2617232
Of course I would! I always say chonkers is the luckiest cat. She gets to cuddle with Kiara all the time and Kiara has stated multiple times that her Chonkers likes to come into the bathroom while she's going.

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>>2647910
>likes to come into the bathroom while she's going
They do say pets are like their owners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2647910
Has Kiara shared any more about her toilet habits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2651180
Not that I know of, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2651180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxtqZxK7qU8

[Anonymous No.]

>>2637576
I feel as if this page is mocking me for failing to properly save Airi's piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>2657558
Don't remind me anon, I still miss that video. At least let it be a lesson to archive whenever you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2657558
I'll never forget the gasping and ragged breaths as she struggled to get it all into the bottle and failed

[Anonymous No.]

>>2659660
Imagine the cleanup afterwards.

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>>2663239
I helped her out with the mess on the floor, and then sucked her toes clean and followed the piss trail back up her legs with my tongue

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently Matsuri took a shit on stream earlier today. She took a break for longer than normal, and said her stomach was acting up.
https://youtu.be/u_He7IDSvio?t=4759
(1:19:19 if the embed doesn't work)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2665173
I can imagine Matsuri taking a dump, but surely a pure idol such as Sora does not poop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2665173
smol asian girls do smol little poos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2669648
As someone who has watched a ton of Japanese scat, this is inaccurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2669875
recommendations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2570691
Pekora has talked on stream before about how good Miko smells and Miko also tweets from the bath after her streams all the time. So I'm gonna go with Miko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2666638
On the contrary, the reason Sora is so pure is because she poops out all the impurities. She has some of the biggest shits in all of hololive, and A-chan routinely has to fix the toilets at Cover offices whenever she takes a dump.
>>2669648
I think your general idea is wrong, but especially wrong when talking about Matsuri. Did you see the Tamaki clip where she talked about her diet during high school? All of that food had to come out eventually, and most girls would be destroying bathrooms if they ate half as much as Matsuri used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2671301
Imagine if every day a different holo visited you and clogged your toilet. It would be so terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2627431
AFAIK Indonesians always take a bath at least 2 times a day, three if you're soaked in sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>2672972
Oh no! I reaalllyy hope this never happens to me! I'd be soooo upset...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2570691
Mine
Yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>2629941
Depravity and lack of affection does these things, anon. Rather than berate them for it, have a little sympathy and appreciate the fact that they have a relatively harmless way of dealing with it.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is making me thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2681020
What does your oshi's piss taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2681478
I'm not into vtubers enough to have a oishi, specially since I already have a waifu.
But wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2570791

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>>2681517
Deadbeat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2683228
Yep.
Although I can't decide because all girls in Hololive are very loveable and I want to buy a big fucking bed and cuddle with them all but only be married to one but I can't decide which one exactly.
Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how much shit would be caked on Mori's ass and crack after she spends a whole week frantically rushing to finish 15 music projects that she couldn't bring herself to say no to.
She doesn't have even a moment to use the bathroom. She has a bottle for pee but there's nothing she can do about poop, she just lets it loose into her pants.
After a week of almost no sleep, her bed and chair are painted various shades of brown depending on whatever miscellaneous foods she managed to click on uber eats. The stench is overwhelming yet intoxicating.
You are forced to peel off her shit-caked jeans for her. It is quite the sight, her ass and thighs are coated with dried poop. To get it off, you're gonna have to rehydrate it, either with your saliva or your piss. Anything else would just be a waste.

[Anonymous No.]

Noel, Flare and Marine have all mentioned how Pekora smells very nice and "girly" as marine put it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2683624
What about some water and soap, you filthy animal?

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Imagine the smell of this unwashed 24 year old detective.

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>>2684933
IT'S BE A WASTE!

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>>2684964
I want to imagine the taste

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>>2684964
but thats mel, since when does ame have a fang

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>>2686234
I only have eyes for her fat tits

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>>2672972
Oh man I would really hate this, it would be so horrific if my oshi came to my house and took a giant shit, and even worse if it was a variety of girls.

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>>2693019
Imagine if they made you unclog it and clean it up while they wait in line for it to be ready again, how horrid

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>>2693359
I hope none of them have an accident while they're waiting for it to be unclogged, that would really be awful.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2e6-gJsOfI
>I shit myself. Ah! I have to clean myself chat. I have to... I have to... clean... I shit myself chat, omg. ARGHHHH oh no wtf

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>>2693718
CHINGA TU MADRE NIMU

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Ame just ended a members' stream saying her tummy was starting to make weird noises and that she was sweating.

She's taking a dump AS I TYPE THIS

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>>2694084
imagine the smell

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>>2694084
Is it one of those shits where she has to get completely naked? Do women even take naked shits?

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>>2694510
>has to get completely naked
Is that a thing? Unless she's wearing a ballgown, why would she need to get naked to shit?
Also, I doubt she is because she probably can't hold it long enough to undress totally.

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>>2694510
She never goes into that much detail but she sometimes lets it slip that she's holding in a shit by saying her tummy hurts or that she needs to hiccup from her butt. It's kind of hot.

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>>2693718
Her old avatar looked better.

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>>2694608
It’s times like this that I lament that she is in hololive. I can’t help but think she’d go into more detail if she wasn’t. I don’t really like the vshojo girls and their associates, but I do like that a lot of them aren’t shy about toilet stuff.

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>>2694851
It's nice this way as well. She knows what's she's doing, and she knows we know she knows what she's doing, but we're all keeping up the kayfabe.

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>>2694851
I don't really watch Vshojo, is there an example? I did see Veibae almost shit herself on stream, if there's anything in that vein it would be pretty great.

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>>2695906
>Veibae almost shit herself on stream
Sauce?

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>>2695906
Just look up the poop clips from snuffy.
First one is her talking about masturbating and how she doesn't just get into the mood out of nowhere. She takes a hard turn real fast when she says that she gets a little horny when she has to shit and that it feels real good to do so and stimulates her sometimes.
Second is her talking about a pre-stream shit she had that was a fun color, to which she goes into slight detail and the chat helps her work out that it was dye from shamrock shakes that did it to her poops for the last couple days.
I've cum multiple times to each of these stories and I'm only slightly ashamed. If you're reading this Snuffy, I've already donated $100 to you, $50 each time with no words and I'll do it again if you talk about your pooping habits.

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>>2696128
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/945421983?t=0h52m33s
Unfortunately there wasn't a Mori-style incident where we could hear anything, but she goes into detail about how badly she needs to shit.

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Sweatchama

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https://youtu.be/O-tBkMkVwHA

Not exactly sure, but did she accidentally fart around 20:57?

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>>2701715
Sounds like it. No idea what she says afterword, so that might give a clue.

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She says she's embarrassed but that's all I can understand.

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>>2701715
What was she doing, rolling ice cubes around in her mouth? What a stupid concept.
I prefer ASMR like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY2gFiHgU88

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>>2586439
Molybdenum disulphide is the shit.

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>>2701715
It definitely sounds like a fart in a chair, given the muffled sound. I don't know what else it could be, unfortunately I don't know enough Japanese to interpret what she's saying.

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>>2701715
It’s hard for me to tell what she’s saying, but I’m pretty sure after the sound she’s responding to a commenter who said “shoken desu” (I’m a first time viewer). I think she was saying she was embarrassed to make those mouth sounds in front of a lot of new viewers. She didn’t mention a fart or that particular sound and neither did the chat. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

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ame has admitted she doesn't shower regularly.
imagine how beautifully fragrant her pits must smell after an intense gaming session. especially since she probably wears nothing but a hoodie, asymmetrically applying heat to her upper body. her hairy twatt enjoying the breeze of a floor fan as her pits grow more and more sweaty.
she must smell so soooo good

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>>2706759
She literally said she showers almost every day just the other day. Sorry to burst your bubble. I’m sure she smells great on those days when she doesn’t though.

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>>2697178
Imagine if she accidentally kept her mic on and brought it with her.

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>>2696814
Snuffy talking about gettting off to shitting made me diamonds, or that "Hook the vagina to push the shit out" comment. Fucking hot.

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>>2697178
Curious if anyone remembers the name of the song that's playing right before she leaves.

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>>2697178
Imagine Veibae turtling into your mouth.

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>>2701715
A musical toot.

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>>2706988
yeah, ALMOST every day, she probably washes her plump body twice a week tops, there is at least a 4 day stretch where her body accumulates her delicious and intoxicating stink

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>>2707830
I mean imagine licking four days worth of sweat and gunk out from underneath ame's breasts or her armpits it's highly stimulating. all that girl-grease

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>>2707902
What about her pussy and asshole?

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>>2708185
well due to the fact that she wears only a hoodie while gaming her pussy and asshole dont actually get to marinate in her girl-stink. though I do imagine her pussy probably smells pretty ripe with her piss since she doesn't strike me as a girl who wipes out her twat properly after taking a piss

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>>2708226
do girls have to wipe after just peeing?

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>>2708266
yes

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>>2708266
Yeah they're so terrible at peeing they piss all over their own pussy and have to wipe it.

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>>2708856
haha imagine it sprayed all over you accidentally wouldn't that be weird

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>>2709861
yeah.... haha... and if it dribbled down their leg haha.. and you'd have to lick it up.. so weird!

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>>2710185
Imagine them telling you to lick it all up straight to the source... that'd be so weird man, like, why would they do that hahaha

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>>2571992
i do it once a week but I also don't shower every day.

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>>2710347
>he doesn't shower every day

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>>2577730
>like natto
Ok that's too far for me. It actually doesn't taste bad but that shit smells nasty and not in any good way.

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>>2706759
>>2706988
I'm the smell anon who asked Ame every one of those smell and shower-related marshmallows. I'm honestly not sure why she plays along but I love her for it

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>>2713003
Please keep asking anon

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>>2713628
I will. She's my oshi but also the only EN who consistently picks them up. Gura once answered what her favourite smells were but she doesn't do Q&A often, and I tried sending to Kiara two or three times but pic related was all that made it in.

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>>2697178
I don't normally like her accent, but the way she says "go drop a log" makes me diamonds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyv2Tt8ndkA

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>>2717158
Is that what she said to Mori after the brappening?

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>>2714715
Thanks for getting my Oshi all hot and bothered! Weird part is she share a lot crazier shit than that without even blinking an eye like having her vacation home broken into and the perpetrator standing over her for minutes just looking at her.

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>>2683624
>either with your saliva or your piss.
are you FUCKING kidding me

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normalfags OUT

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>>2720868
>spoiler

I guess the difference is that the scat talk and other yabs are all topics Kiara chose to bring up. It doesn't work out if the streamer isn't interested in the fetish in question, or is embarrassed like how Kiara reacted when people started calling her Stenchou. In the same way Ame is unlikely to ever talk about poop but when you ask her what deodorant she wears she says without anyone prompting that all of her body smells great except her armpits which only smell OK.

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>>2725580
>Ame is unlikely to ever talk about poop
She's getting closer to it though, she keeps mentioning her stomach hurting and there was that one "hiccup from her butt" line.

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>>2726886
Something tells me once she cuts out the gluten in her diet, her stomach won’t be hurting anymore. A good thing for her, a bad thing for degenerates like us.

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>>2727553
Shhh don't say that she might read it

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>>2725580
I know, I just think it's funny that shitting is such a taboo topic for women that they can much more easily talk about a time they were almost abducted in a second world country than they can a mundane thing like "I have to go poop". It's the same reason that they learn to torpedo it out of their body, can't let anyone know I'm shitting and if I take too long, they'll know! Double edged sword for me. The embarrassment and taboo nature is what makes it so hot. The idea that the closeness level is something along the lines of hug->kiss/let you hear them burp loud->sex->let you hear them fart->let you know they're shittimg/marriage kills me. Obviously not the same for everyone, but it's a rough guideline thats pretty true.

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>>2571749
your confusing autists with the rabies infected

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>>2582443
It's a toss up between Shuba or Sora for best smelling. Shuba sweats a lot when stressed and under pressure like with her megaman2 stream RE7 stream (fear sweat).
However because they're both japs they don't produce that bacterial decay smell that constitutes BO in other races. They'd smell nice to you at certain times of the month but you'd not know why or really be able to discern any smell.
But you'd be horny. Pity that at those times of the month Subaru and Sora (in particular, because she already has a known predilection) would only go for the most masculine of men and would be attracted by how they smell. Rest of the month your meek, flabby provider ass is preferred but near ovulation they'll hunger for the square jawed, physically healthy Chad for the purposes of breeding and fertilisation. Humans are animals too.
This goes for all pre-menopausal women by the way as has been proven by extensive smell tests.
Not even joking.

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>>2730773
>spoiler
I totally agree, the scarcity of those moments makes them even better. I imagine if every streamer started shitting live and bringing the microphone with them, the appeal might actually decrease over time, since the taboo would be gone.

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>>2732343
That'd be fucking great though. As much fun and as funny trolling with obscure, disgusting fetishes is at times, this shit is a fucking curse that will never be lifted from us. Any relationship you have is gonna have baggage if you don't get over this fetish and there's gonna be some real tough do or die moments in the bedroom/behind closed doors. Sad part is, I'm only on the efro level of this shit, I can't even begin to imagine how bad the guys who are into smearing/eating are fucked in this regard.

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I don't care if she smells the worst, I need to sniff Marine.

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>>2733212
>efro
huh?
t. guy who just realized he's into this

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>>2733350
Erotic Female Relief Observation. essentially I just wanna see woman get relief shitting on the toilet. Smelling, hearing, and seeing the shit is fine, but touch and taste are a no-go for me.

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I'm a pissfag, but very specifically only for cute girl piss. Is that the same for others ITT with ambrosia fetishes? In other words, if you say you would eat your oshi's shit it's not the shit by itself that arouses you but an important element is the thought that it came from your oshi?

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>>2733410
thank god i'm not that far gone yet

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>>2733451
It’s definitely the fact that it’s a cute girl shitting that makes it appealing. If the girl is ugly, it might as well be a dude shitting.

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>>2733451
Kind of? I'd happily drink the piss or lick the sweat off any Holo but I'd only eat my oshi's poop

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>>2733451
I think it's that way for most people friend.
When I go take a shit in a public bathroom, the sounds and smells from around me fucking disgust me. It's the thought of someone I think looks good or cute taking a fat, stinky shit that gets me going. I suspect in most cases you aren't alone in having it specifically for whatever you're normally attracted to. There are still people like that guy who put on a skinsuit and swam around in a septic tank. That dude is on some real next level shit most people in the communities would be fucking disgusted by. Makes my stomach turn just thinking about that video.

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>>2733950
>community
you can't be serious

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>>2734226
Are you retarded? There's a community for everything. Obviously not in the same way/size you would call /vt/ a community for vtuber watchers or a furry haven a community for those people. Have you really never heard of shit like Fetlife? Friend, you are blissfully unaware of what is on the internet and it's obvious you come from the era of social media if you don't know there's communities for every single thing on the Earth online. How the fuck do you think these alt fetish threads keep popping up? Like minded people on this board wanna talk, share stories, and connect over their sick perversions.

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>>2734369
i am aware there's a community for everything, what i'm saying is that for a moment i thought "community" meant something more along the lines of well, normalfag communities, but yeah i was kinda retarded

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Remember to use a Suichan OP for whenever the next thread is made

Apologies to any stray Hoshiyomis who wander in

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>>2734877
Suichan with ringo juice*
FTFY

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>>2735062
TL note: The ringo juice symbolizes piss

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>>2734877
Also, don't make the next thread right away, there's a fart thread with a Gura OP and ~100 posts left. Let's try to avoid splitting the thread.

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>>2735666
Well that one just died.