ITT: Fanfiction tier schizo rrats

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Post rrats that are so out there they resemble fanfiction. Example, Suisei being a descendant of Romanov family

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>>2583366
Pekora and Aqua hating each other.

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>>2583366
I am a quadruple agent working at the PSIA, KGB, 國家安全局, and 中华人民共和国国家安全部 simulteanously, and have more than 900 confirmed rrats and more than 200 confirmed kills on Four Chin and SEANigger Doxxposters by using their IPs, I am also the one who founded and trained Cover Corp Special Task Group, aka ラット専門機関, which are tasked to assassinate rrats, doxxers, and Hololive Pay-to-Watch live restreamers.
Right now I am secretly working for the Poмaнoвcкaя Импepия to destablize and eventually organize the fall of the Russian Federation to reinstall Poccийcкaя Импepия as the governing body of Russia, by supporting and training their remaining granddaughter of Anastasia Nikolaevna bloodline, aka Hoshimachi Suisei, to make her learn her about her true nature and purpose in COVER Corporation, which is using Hololive Entertainment to install anti-government propaganda to Russian citizens while boosting their support towards the monarchy restoration.

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>>2583366
Shion and Gura don't get along. It's all bullshit. Here's what happened, there was a big new years party, before actual new years, all the Holos we're flowed in, it was supposed to be a big celebration thing, because of all the succes that year. Gura got drunk and she git a little handsy with a guy there, they ended up going to a love hotel, turns out that guy was Shion's fiance, they had been some problems in the relationship they were working at, but then Gura came in all drunk and fucked Shions to be husband. Next morning she went to confront them, slapped Gura in the face, called her a whore and broke up with her fiance on the spot and ran away, the fiance called Gura a whore too and blamed her for breaking up his yet to be marriage. She went back to the room and got drunk again and cried. That video is just management trying to create a fake narrative to make sure fans think they are ok with each other. Gura isn't doing great because after that all the jp holos treated her differently, one of them even went up to her and told her "dont send me collab invites, i don't wanna collab with prostitutes", this made Gura cry again. She feels terrible about it but its not like she can take it back. It's also why you wont see much Gura/Jp collabs. The EN holos are trying to just not talk about it but its awkward as fuck. Shion is still heartbroken about it, and some of the JP holos have become good friends and a shoulder to cry on over this whole mess. In the Jp, in private convos they don't even say gura anymore, they just "shark whore". Anyway that's what i heard. Lots of drama.

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Suisei is into ryona but as a giver, not a taker.

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>>2583366
Your oshi loves you

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>>2583366
All RRATS are real in a parallel universe

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Digikomi and Drawfes happens on the same day. Ina set this up on purpose to sap attention from Kiara by abusing her extensive professional connections of artists. She did this because Kiara made that shitty HoloEN T-shirt giving her a bad rep by association.
>THEY HATE EACH OTHER

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Ame and Gura met up to smoke weed at Gura's place. Then Gura joked about taking a shower together, and Ame literally said "No way fag" and laughed. Although she laughed in response, Gura was kind of disappointed.

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Kiara's great grandmother is the 1st removed cousin of Adolf Hitler

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Story i heard is couple of months ago during a new years party (same party where gura sleep with the guy that was engaged to be married, but that's another story) Kiara got drunk and started fliriting with Cali. Calis not a lesbian and was very uncomfortable by the whole thing, she rejected her very firmly, like the whole flirting thing is a show for yuri fans, only for the streams, cause that's how idol industry rolls but it's not real and Cali has already told Kiara to stop before. Kiara started crying and left the party. People say she went home to cry and stuff but that's not true at all, what really happened is much weirder. You see Kiara had really fallen for Cali, like hard, so that night she thought Cali was really gonna start loving her back (idk why she thought that, Cali is not a lesbian, but Kiara gonna Kiara), so in the face of ejection and alcohol, she went online and found an found an escort that looks exactly like Cali, like a doopleganger, she hired her and when she got there to the hotel to meet her it was like she was a twin. Kiara started crying in front of her and the escort just lead her inside the room, escorts are used to seeing people get emotional i guess. Escort tried consoling her and Kiara just hugged her and just said "please let me go down on you", and the escort, well she's an escort so she said yes. Kiara spend like three hours eating her out then crying, making out with her and then crying, being eaten by her and then crying. Kiara called the escort Cali while the whole thing was happening, just insisted on using that name.

Anyway afterwards she keep hiring the escort, anytime they had a collab stream, she would hire the escort afterwards. They went out to eat with Cali , she hired the escort afterwards. It became a pattern and to the few people that knew it was clear that it was pure coping. Anyway this pattern started making the escort uncomfortable, because Kiara was getting too attached, in a way weird way, again she just keep calling her Cali, so it was like she was using the escort to form some weird replacement relationship with Cali. So after their last session , escort sat her down and finally told Kiara she can't keep seeing her, she isn't interested in women beyond her job even, she also has a bf, etc, etc. Kiara freaked the fuck out, started crying, started throwing shit around, screaming "You can't do this to me Cali, i love you", escort tried to get her stuff and started leaving and Kiara got even worse, got on the ground "Please Cali don't leave me please, i will change, i love you so much, please", you know stuff like that. Again remember, while this whole thing is happening she is still referring to the escort as "Cali" , like she's 100% obsessed. Kiara tries to block the door, stop the escort from leaving. Escort takes out her phone, makes quick call and not even 2 minutes later someone is knocking the door, the escort opens it and in walks in her a shady ass looking guy, like a Kabuchiko type, you know what i mean. Guy grabs Kiara tells her to quit her shit and shut up and Kiara calms down or more like gets freaked out. They both walk out, she starts crying again and drinking and never sees the escort again, and that's more or less the end of that. Cali doesn't any of this, but some of the people that do know about this are glad that she is leaving because they think it will be good for her long term, she is top obssesed with Kiara to the point that of crazyness. Anyway now she is leaving so she should calm down and move on, maybe, hopefully, who knows.

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>>2584959
>This is my favourite rrat of all time. It's fake, so obviously, self-evidently fake, yet there are so many little intricacies that make it fascinating. Why did the author feel the need to add irrelevant details like how the New Years party didn't really take place on New Years, but a bit before? If they went to this effort to "worldbuild" their narrative, why didn't they explain away all the immediately obvious plotholes in the story, like how Gura can't speak japanese? This rrat is a stream of tiny details that individually almost make sense, but not when added together, kind of like an AI-generated story or a dream. Add the broken English and I think this has the potential to be a real work of art.
kek

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First things first, I wanted to send this sooner but due to circumstances outside of my control I had to delay it by about 2 weeks (update 3 weeks dangit). Shouldn't really matter much in the end. I'm happy with the result at any rate. This comment is too long to skim through for any potential yabes but there shouldn't be any. The goal was to be as open as possble while being as non-yabe as possible and I think I succeeded.

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Hello Mori, I have a lot of respect and admiration for you. You honestly intimidate me, but at the same time you are so intriguing. I believe you are what happens when you cross raw talent with extreme dedication and hard work. I love your songwriting. It honestly might be some of the most clever and creative writing I've ever seen. I love how you can just listen to your songs and discover something new you hadn't considered or realised every time you listen to them. I love your double meanings, metaphors, clever word play in both english and japanese, self-aware style and use of even more techniques that I didn't even know about. It's not for everyone but I think you're a great artist who deserves a good amount of recognition. (I feel like there's also such a thing as too much recognition.)

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I think you are inspiring. You've had a positive impact on my life.

My own perfectionism often prevents me from doing much. If I don't believe I can get it right I generally won't even start. You've gotten me motivated to get stuff done and move out of my comfort zone. I'm getting one thing done everyday now. It's not much and sometimes I fail but a start is a start. Rome wasn't built in a day but even then I think I should do better. Don't believe that's just my perfectionism speaking. I've started working out again (in any way I can because gyms are still closed) and I am working on getting my drivers license. This is when I start sucking so I can stop sucking.

You've made me realize just how sick and tired of my mundane day to day life I really am. Time for my slow and steady eb and flow to subside as well. I'm moving out of my house in a number of months so that I can rent a place with a friend and finally have some say in my life. We're renting together because doing it solo would be too expensive.
(unintended verses incoming, cue the beat! figuratively but literally is also fine.)

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I intend to quit my shitty job when that time comes.
But then what will I do? I've got no freaking clue.

'How will things turn out?', my very phrasing says all.
It's finally time for a change. shouldn't care for the fall.

Hesitation is defeat, as is known to us nerds.
I guess I'll find out, Actions louder than words.

I can say a lot of garbage but at the end of the day,
it comes down to what I do so stop being taken away.

The problem isn't having too little, but it's having too much.
Stop holding onto everything, you should lose that damn clutch.

My immobility's been plaguing me, my life too much ease
I'm getting tired of my life just being a breeze.

Your character and your story, they give me inspiraton
but you'll only get so far without the dedication.

I'm sure you've had your doubts, some qualms and regrets.
But you still continued, deserves my respect.

You've given me a rolemodel and some clarity in life,
Dead beats I suggest you join, time to start your own life.

My words turned into verses, never happened to me
it's actually kinda fun, that's just how it be.
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Very random. It just happened but I'm pretty happy with the result. Hope people like it.

I find your story inspiring. Seems you've had it pretty rough. I'm certain life's been unfair to you. Don't know if you look back fondly on everything or if you're proud of all the things you've done, but I think you should be. The road must have been lonely. I'm very glad you've found such a good friend in Kiara. She seems to have had it rough too. I would like you to give her a present. I added 20 extra. I figure she will appreciate a present from her friend more than some random money from a stranger. You've already said you've been very happy since joining hololive and I definitely believe you when you say that and I'm very happy for you, but I still don't think you're all the way there yet. You self-depricate, as is your trademark. Sure, it's funny, but sometimes it feels a bit too real and it kind of hurts to hear it. Your mind, thoughts and feelings are yours and yours alone and I understand that. So please forgive me for my selfish prying. I feel that sometimes, there are certain words you need to hear, even if you've already heard them or logically deduced them yourself. And I would like to say them in my own way.

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>>2587504
I am a romantic in a traditional sense. People may disagree and even you may disagree but art flows from the mind of the artist. The art and the artist are not detachable. Hearing your story and witnessing your art, I see nothing but beauty in it. Your art shows you are a clever, creative and interesting, person with a clear vision for goodness. Potential hypocrisy here and there included. I think your personality, the personality that has brought about this story and art, is beautiful. I have no qualms saying it, nor do I think I'm delusional in thinking it. I don't have a doubt that your personality can be very ugly when you want it to be. But the presence of evil doesn't mean the absence of good. It's the contrast that makes you human and all-round, I believe you to be quite a good one. Perhaps when you were out and about taking people's lives you may have been a bit of a villain. A little evil comes with self-assertion and it can't be helped. And what if you slack sometimes, what if you sometimes think bad thoughts, what if you sometimes underperform or are forced to underdeliver on promises? You're human. Don't think you're a faillure for not being the textbook example of the perfect person, or even a 'normal' person for that matter. Everyone slacks but I don't believe for a second that you don't try. The clear amount of behind the scenes work you've done for your genmates and all of them unanimously and, from what I can tell, genuinely speaking positivly about you at every turn. The fact you were (mostly) voluntarily doing 3 things at the same time at one point, while you could have just taken the holomoney and ran with it. Even now you're still going strong with future plans. All of that combined and your general work ethic, dilligence, vision and self-critiscism are more than enough proof to me that you are a good person. You deserve all the kindness and if anything, you're only now getting the recognition you deserve.

So stop being so hard o n* yourself. Pretty sure you've heard that enough by now but that doesn't make it any less true. You are not perfect, nor do you need to be. Difference between having high standards and chasing perfection or infintity. Usually doesn't end well. I don't want to see you end up like another Icarus. It depends on you however. I'm not telling you to do anything. Your life is your life and yours alone. You don't owe me or the other dead beats anything. But please allow me to be selfish and to voice my concerns. Perhaps you need the pursuit of perfection and that constant pressure to perform to prevent yourself from getting complacent. If that is the life you choose then that is fine. It's strange but sometimes you almost seem guilty about it. Like there's something wrong with choosing your own life or with being yourself. There's a little evil in self-assertion, It can't be helped. I don't want you to feel guilt or regrets. I want you to be honest with yourself. If you want, you can lie to us as much as you like, doesn't bother me, but I don't want you to lie to yourself. And I know you don't like doing that either. If you need a break, I want you to take it. If you need help, I want you to take it. I don't want you to feel like you're alone because you're not. When I say that I want you to stop chasing perfection, I'm not saying that you should be complacent. Quite the opposite. I want you to be tough on yourself. Very tough even. I want you to push yourself. I want you to take up new challenges. I want you to strive for greatness. I want to see you shine, and I want to see you shine bright. I want you to prove anyone who doubts you wrong. I don't think you would have it any other way. But I also want you to remember to be realistic. You are one person. You can't always be at your best. You won't always be able to deliver on your promises. You won't always be happy or have confidence. There are times when you will feel lonely and defeated. You will doubt yourself at some point and it's fine. Just know that somewhere in the world, even if you don't, there's someone who believes in you. With all his heart. No matter what. And I'm not alone. Dead beats, let her hear it! Cheer for her and cheer loud! If you believe in her then tell her now! But only if you mean it. Your boy has no need for pretty little lies. Never give up and never underestimate yourself. There are people who believe in you. Not because they have to, but because they want to. Because they recognize how awesome you can be and how awesome you already are. You may be a goofball but you're our goofball. You may be only one person but you have the power to inspire people and to help them change their lives for the better. If that isn't what a good person is then I don't know what is.

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This rat is so long it scares me

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kiara has a gun

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>>2587598
this one's just too far-fetched

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>>2583366
cover was a small government project

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>>2587805
pls understand?

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Gura is fun to watch

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>>2583366
Yagoo was so impressed with Hitomi Chris that she was graduated upwards to Cover management.

>>2587191
That sounds entirely too plausible for this thread

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Chris is behind everything bad that happened.
>Stream was canceled it was Chris.
>Holomember gets sick it was Chris.
>The Chinese attacking Coco and Haachama are all Chris using a network.
>All Vtuber drama is Chris and I mean all.

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>>2589590
>she got so butthurt about getting graduated that she went full Reverse Flash and continues to wage her guerilla war on Cover
I beleeb it

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>>2587739
anon, your Kiara's mom reps... Also, "Australia" has still kept the alpine gun culture

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>>2587292
>>2584959
please write more, i'm addicted to rrat stories it's the only reason i even go on 4chan anymore

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>>2583375
It's a confirmed rrat that in 2019, Aqua slapped Pekora off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through Yagoo's table.

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Any rrat about Yagoo being a saviourfag or a closet homo for holostars

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Taiga is the one and only reason of why Mio hasn't got married or had any relevant relationship in the past years.

Mio keeps thinking she's unlucky with men since they never call her back for a second date, but the truth is that they all end up having strange and fatal accidents. Even one of her coworkers misterously disappeared the day after she invited him for lunch.
Taiga is the only male in Mio's life and he'll do whatever it takes to keep it that way.

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>>2589999
>Remember that time Subaru got a nosebleed while streaming
>Remember when Haato, Mio and Ollie puked on stream?
>Remember Haato and Coco mentioning Taiwan in their streams and made the Chinese angry. I put the flag icon on their computer screens. It was all me Yagoo.

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every rrat in this thread is partially true

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Jenma is Hitomi Chris

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>>2591556
>>2593661
>>2593935
please try

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>>2583366
>Suisei being a Romanov heiress is false
You can't hide from /vt/, you oligarch-in-training.

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>>2583366
Reine is so rich she bough Cover in Indonesia so she could become a vtuber
Anya is her childhood friend and Ollie is the crack addict she keeps as a pet for her own amusement

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>>2594763
the theme of the thread is rrats, not objective truth

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>>2585005
But that one actually sounds pausible.

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>>2583366
>>2583583
Wasn't Anastasia confirmed to have died with her family? I know there was some chick who came along decades later claiming to be her, but she was eventually proven to be a fraud. If any living heir to the Romanov dynasty were to be discovered, it could spell political turmoil on a scale the world has never seen. The Soviets would have made sure their legacy was snuffed out completely, and Putin definitely wouldn't want them meddling about, either.

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>>2585010
Come on man, that one isn't even remotely believable.

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>>2595732
>The Soviets would have made sure their legacy was snuffed out completely
That's why she moved to Japan and married a Japanese man. She also has Anemachi monitor Suisei to make sure no information about her true identity is ever leaked; Anemachi's supposed habit of talking to stuffed toys is actually her making covert reports to the rest of the family, ensuring nobody suspects a thing.

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>>2585010
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>2595505
Fine, here's a better one; Crossick is real.

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>>2587504
>>2587528
I wonder what happened to this guy. Did he become the anime protagonist he wanted to be?

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>>2594763
This is a rrat thread, anon.

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>Antis are hired by Cover to trigger White Knight-response in gachikois
>no CN antis in EN streams because they would be legally fucked if exposed

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>>2583366
Mori Calliope moved to Japan because she couldn't deal with all the K**** jokes and memes

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>>2583366
Sora is Yagoo's lover.
Lamy comes from a super rich family, same for Reine.
Choco got hired only for her irl large tits.
Ayame was/is a prostitute.
Haachama went to Australia on a sex tourism trip.
Calli hates Kiara (ogey that one is probably true but not confirmed) but pretends not to because everytime they collab they get massive superchats.
Ame is black/half-black and her father was born in Africa.
Miko has terminal cancer.
Risu posts on /vt/.
Marine regularly has sex with Cover's staff.
Matsuri is lesbian but can't get any dates.

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>>2587805
I mean, Fuji Aoi was originally a small municipal project, so not that schizo.

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Coco is an alien who was sent to Earth to learn more about humanity.

- Her not knowing Japanese well around her debut while also being only so-so at English was due to having to learn both languages from scratch.

- She learned a lot from Internet culture, which caused her crude way of talking.

- She hosts the Shitpost Reviews to observe how her coworkers react to jokes.

- She wanted to observe human anger firsthand, so when she saw Haachama getting heat for the Taiwan incident she decided to duplicate it. Later on, she grew to regret this because the hatred directed her way was more than she anticipated.

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>>2618817
Coco is from Atlanta, that's why she can't speak Japanese or English.

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>>2583366
Hololive EN gen 2, or HoloClubs will be the last Hololive generation. Let me explain, so we all know that a second EN generation is coming, right? The theme for that one will be after school clubs, so HoloClubs. There will be a science-labcoat type, a tennis player, a library helper volunteer, a gardener, and a swim club member. The problem is the librarian, since she will bring about the final yab, the yab to end all of Hololive. Well, Hololive itself won't shut down officially, but it will be over as we know. There's very little chance it will recover in the future, but we'll see. I wouldn't be optimistic though. But I digress, back to the librarian. So all the girls will debut, and at first no one will notice anything wrong about the librarian girl. All is normal. But slowly, over the next few weeks, people will notice something a little off. Sometimes, her voice breaks and she sounds a lot... deeper than usual. People assume she's having trouble keeping up her usual high cutesy voice, shitposts are made, ultimately nothing comes of it. Some people say her real deep voice is sexier, some people call them cum-gargling faggots. Nothing too extreme right? But what happens next is the real problem, and what causes the beginning of the end. The librarian does her first horror game stream, and in her panic, she starts dropping her voice more and more. The thread is going a mile a minute, it reaches the bump limit, gets archived, and a new one is started. It's unmistakable. Those screams are not the screams of a woman. The librarian is a man. We've been had. New threads are made by the hour, the comment section is confused, twitter explodes, and Cover refuses to give any official statement. The doxfags get to work. Eventually, an old account is found- one that stops tweeting right before gen 2's debut. The voices on the Twitch archive's are a perfect fit. And the damning evidence? Pronouns and a LGBT flag in the bio. The librarian is a tranny. The white knights go into full defense mode claiming that the roommate doesn't matter and that they'll always love 'her'. Reddit and the youtube comments claim that it doesn't matter and that you shouldn't be transphobic, but he's bleeding subs like a stuck pig. Cover decides that the librarian should take a week off for everyone to cool down, like Towa did with her yab. The twitter trannies have taken advantage of the situation to claim the librarian of one of their own, and harass anyone who dares to say a word of criticism against him. Every Holo's chat is full of questioning viewers asking them what their opinion is on the situation. Every third superchat ranges from "What's going on with the librarian?" to "SAY TRANS RIGHTS". And then, the final straw. One EOP superchats Korone, "Korone, what do you think about trans people?". Korone puts it into google translate but is still confused about what 'trans' means, so she asks her chat. The JOP explain it to her, and Korone instantly laughs out loud, saying that that's ridiculous. She then, with the google translate box on the screen, types in "Men are men, and women are women", all while laughing. At this point the chat is exploding with "???" "WTF KORO-SAN" and "YABE". She doesn't seem to notice, and continues her stream like nothing was wrong. All the while the twitter hashtag #CANCELKORONE was born, and is trending worldwide by the end of the stream. Korone starts getting harrassed on stream and on twitter, as people tell her she's a horrible person and should commit suicide. Fubuki decides to make a stream addressing everyone's concerns, but she right after she says transwomen aren't real women the stream mysteriously shuts down. Fubuki never posts on her twitter or streams after that, and Cover releases an official statement saying that she's decided to move on to greater things and has graduated. Mio leaves soon after, and than Okayu, and with her goes Korone. Soon after that nearly two-thirds of Hololive takes off, leaving only Sora, AZKi, Miko, Pekora, Aki, Subaru, Rushia, Luna, Polka, Kiara, and Amelia. Most of the IDs and Homos too, but no one cares about them so that doesn't really matter. Only the most dedicated of gachikoi fans remain, and the last remnants of Hololive struggle to get more than 2k views at most. Since the librarian character has glasses, people have come to call the whole debacle 'Hitomi Chris's revenge'.

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Ame bought some illicit histamine drugs online and started using them on herself to start having hives and allergy outbreaks because she wants steriods to start lifting and get strong

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>>2585010
Well that is some fanfiction schizo rrat tbqh

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Cover corp is a globalist plan to unite mankind, people are naturally racist towards different people and they plan to fix this by pushing us into a age where everything we do is done at virtual space where everyone can use whatever avatar they want. After this point is reached people over the time stop paying attention to minor stuff like accents or skin color because people will use literal godzilla/transformer/futacockdragons as their "self". All this is managed thru cover corp and their virtual-avatar technology.
>What about manual labour/irl stuff?
All done by MIT robots and automation. All humans do is lay on their beds, shit down the pipes and kneel in front of their state issued Yagoo portrait.

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>>2620734
Good fucking rrat.

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>>2596586
Crossick being real is more plausible than it being fake

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>>2583366
Yagoo is banging all hololive members except marin.

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Subaru is a hardcore otaku who is roleplaying a normie who slowly sinks to the depths of depravity

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>>2627273
>Thread about obvious rrats
>This one's real guys
Anon...

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>>2620734
Anon this thread is supposed to be about fanfiction tier schizo rrats, not nostradamus tier predictions of the future

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>>2620734
i can see this happening all too clearly. the trans rights final yab is the most realistic theory I keep seeing.

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>>2583366
Astel isn't the submissive bottom boy everyone thinks he is. He actually likes dominating bigger and stronger muscle men. He's pegged all the holostars and fucked yagoo senseless once. Also, he absolutely hates women.

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>>2627465
I actually wouldn't be surprised if that turned out to be the truth.

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>>2620734
>The doxfags get to work.
>already weeks in
Please work on making your rrats believable.

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>>2620734
I don't believe Cover would ever hire a tranny for specifically this reason. Also, there's no way Pekora would stay with Hololive if they debuted tranny idols. I could definitely buy a holo accidentally pissing off the twitter crowd by giving a totally normal opinion though.

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>>2583366
The reason that Holos have been streaming so many Capcom games the last couple weeks is that Capcom paid them to do it, hoping that more people would buy their games during the publisher weekend, which just so happens to be going on right now.

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>>2629504
Asking for fan fiction rrats, not facts.

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>>2620734
You've got pretty good writing skills, this was a fun read.

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>>2629292
>Also, there's no way Pekora would stay with Hololive if they debuted tranny idols.
Why Pekora specifically?

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Ina isn't merely a priestess, she's an incarnation of Lord Maitreya and will lead is to an age of enlightenment beyond all worldly attachments, and defeat the forces of Ahriman and the Giants.

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>>2629930
that's the /vpol/ version of fanfic

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>>2630208
That's common knowledge

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>>2627465
They expect me to believe a girly girl got her house burned down and then became a tomboy anime girl?

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>>2620734
OK, Nostradamus

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>>2631106
"I was a hikki NEET but then my house burned down so I had to roleplay a normie on the internet" sounds like the hit anime of 2021

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>>2629930
Pekora is actually a pretty hardcore Japanese nationalist. If you want proof, there's the collab where she calls a black character a gorilla, plus the moment in her Yakuza playthrough where she saw a crossdresser and called him "disgusting".

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>>2589590
I shit myself after eating Papa John’s due to Chris

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>>2631260
It honestly sounds like a plausible ln title

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>>2631299
I now love her even more

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>>2620734
>>2627907
I can absolutely see this happening. Not only does it make perfect sense, but it's somehting that I feel is inevitable as Woke Capital gradually closes into an ouroboros that cannot avoid eating its own tail and bringing about its own destruction.
>>2629292
>>2631299
I can believe that Pekora would stay around out of sheer stubbornness. We know what side she'd take, but I think she'd refuse to quit voluntarily, and try to force Cover to fire her while setting up plans to continue as an indie the moment that happens. Remember that Cover already broke her heart once and she's likely to see them more and more as an antagonistic abusive authority as time and events unfold, and she'd be the most likely out of any Holo chuuba to try to become a thorn in their side in revenge.

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>>2629930
Pekora is an ultra-conservative who has gone on record saying that "I wish Nanking had actually happened". Granted that was after the whole Coco thing so emotions were running hot but you get the point. Do you really think that she'd be okay with trans people?

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>Dragon papa love shit post on Twitter
>Trump love shit post on Twitter
>Coco and Trump both used Taiwan to piss chinks
>Orange
It all coming together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2638475
>Both can't speak English
HOLLY SHIT you are absolutely right

[Anonymous No.]

>>2638475
Coco is actually Ivanka, prove me wrong

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>>2638376
>Pekora is an ultra-conservative who has gone on record saying that "I wish Nanking had actually happened"
Considering what the ChiComs have done to the world with their virus and their artificial-island bullshit and their trade war and intentional environmental destruction, yes. Manchukuo was the last legitimate China; and this mutated abortion of a country that calls itself the "People's Republic of China" - as if they were in fact "people" in any sense - is a stain on geopolitics and the world. We should have let that bastard MacArthur nuke them into oblivion, as the one good thing that he could have achieved with his embarrassment of a life.

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>>2630208
I wonder if the holos know about the bogdanoff edits.