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2612414 No.2612414 [Reply] [Original]

which holo has the loudest farts?

>> No.2612440 [DELETED] 

Well as far as we can actually tell it's Ollie

>> No.2612457

Obviously Marine, her giant cheeks will reverberate and shake the building

>> No.2612487

>>2612414
Wasn't it Ollie

>> No.2612591
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2612591

>>2612414
The rippling of her cluttcheeks surely makes wondrous sounds.

>> No.2612677
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>>2612414
Ollie's was louder than what I thought a fart could be.

Even my mum doesn't fart like Ollie and my mum looks like Queen Brahn.

>> No.2613919

>>2612414
Ollie
>>2612677
>my mum looks like Queen Brahn
Gosh I hope you are a girl and look like Brahn's daughter.

>> No.2614028

Does the size of the cheeks really affect the sound? I thought it was from your sphincter vibrating.

>> No.2614044

>>2612414
Mori.

>> No.2614061

>>2614028
It seems like it, because you can shift the angle of your butt and it affects the sound

>> No.2614145

>>2612440
I just looked that up.
What the fuck

>> No.2614319

>>2614028
>>2614061
The size of the cheeks and the angle of the butt both matter. Bigger cheeks tend to cause a louder sound because the fart resonates.

>> No.2614350

>>2614319
>>2614061
>>2614028
Damn we got fart enthusiasts over here

>> No.2614398

>>2614350
how new?

>> No.2614416

Moona's mom.

>> No.2614421

>>2614398
old enough to be your dad

>> No.2614444

>>2614421
Shit, didn't know we had 60yo's around here.

>> No.2614547

>>2614416
Moona's mom isn't a holo. Moona herself, however, probably has some pretty impressive farts.

>> No.2614769 [SPOILER] 
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2614769

>>2612414
>>2614319
Ina's roommate has a massive ass and she encounters a favorite food she'll chow down.

>> No.2614975

>>2614769
WTF

>> No.2615552

>>2612414
I hope it's my oshi.

>> No.2617866

Which holos have accidentally shit themselves mistaking it for a brap?

>> No.2618013

>>2612414
Noel

>> No.2618304

>>2617866
Korone

>> No.2625962

>>2612457
I want to be killed by the great senchou fartquake

>> No.2626057

>>2614145
I'm too self-conscious to look it up myself so please spoonfeed

>> No.2626138

I bet Polka's got a big 'ole brapper on her. Mori and Ollie for honorable mention. Ame could probably burp pretty well.

>> No.2626349

>>2617866
Ollie literally brapped so hard she literally had to hide the sound of her shits by blowing raspberries.

>> No.2626396

We could have had a paci thread instead..

>> No.2626460

>>2626138
>I bet Polka's got a big 'ole brapper on her.
As a seasoned architect I can confirm, the big the girl the bigger her braps

>> No.2626508

>>2626057
>I'm too self-conscious to look it up myself
>self-conscious
That's a funny way of saying lazy.

>> No.2626724

>>2626508
Look I don't want to bring myself to search on Google "kureiji ollie fart"
I'm sorry but I'm too embarassed to do that myself

>> No.2627317

>>2626724
https://streamable.com/cgumwz

>> No.2627373
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2627373

>>2627317

>> No.2627484

>>2626138
Ame’s hiccups are burps. I’m not sure she can burp normally without drinking soda, which she doesn’t do often.

>> No.2627639
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2627639

>>2612414
I'd like to remind everyone that the loudest farter in the vtuber extended multivetse is actually Annoying Orange. This debate should be framed with Annoying Orange as a maximum threshold from which subsequent Holos can be added below, this will hopefully help sort out the different power levels and help determine who's the loudest father among Holos.
As such my money is on Coco as she's the biggest female Holo, has a loud personality and is also orange.
This has been my topical contribution to this thread.

>> No.2629331

>>2617866
I don't know why, but Ame seems like the kind of girl who sometimes shits herself.

>> No.2629366

>>2629331
>Upset tummy
>tries to “hiccup out of [her] butt”
>soils her skirt

>> No.2629892

>>2629366
Could she use her time travel abilities to undo a shart?

>> No.2629919

>>2612414
>which holo has the loudest farts?
If the loudest fart would trigger a greater new subscriber rate, Kiara would try for that title

>> No.2630799

Reminder that quiet farts are proportionally related to pungency. So if your Oshi has ninja farts they can probably be used as a bioterrorism weapon.

>> No.2630879

>>2630799
But how do we determine if a chuuba is silently farting? Should we just assume based on number of hours streamed that she must have let a few out, by sheer probability?

>> No.2630898
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2630898

what is wrong with you people

>> No.2631063

>>2612440
If you sniff a zombie fart do you become a zombie?

>> No.2631105

>>2631063
I don't think so, you should be safe. The worst that can happen is you'll pass out because of the smell.

>> No.2631250

>>2627639
Fag Orange isn't a VTuber.
Your post is off-topic
Back to /co/, underage election tourist
>>>/co/

>> No.2631494

>>2627317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbNftuo9JX4&ab_channel=ChikaTetsu

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2631636

>>2612591
i would have to agree on this

>> No.2631647

>>2631494
With her diet of spicy Indonesian food, the smell must be totally overpowering. It would probably make your eyes water if you were in the blast radius.

>> No.2632919

>>2617866
Gura seems like she has a sensitive stomach so I bet she's made a few mistakes

>> No.2634948
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2634948

https://streamable.com/jxcae9

>> No.2635122

>>2612414
>>2614044
https://youtu.be/qouw-9etBtg
>>/jp/thread/26718060#p26719311

>> No.2635504

Which Holo has the stinkiest farts?

>> No.2635740

>>2635504
Ayame, although hers are quite saucy.

>> No.2639741

>>2635740
Imagine the smell

>> No.2641007

>>2635740
Ayame should also be on the list of holos who shit themselves, given her condition.

>> No.2641062

>>2625962
same

>> No.2641345

>>2635504
Suisei has a diet of almost exclusively meat, so I’m betting her.

>> No.2641707
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2641707

Every day we stray further away from gods light

>> No.2641768

>>2612414
Finally, a good fucking thread

>> No.2641809

>>2641707
go back

>> No.2641998
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2641998

>>2627317
Holy shit... Ok, the first sound is clearly no raspberry because she did a raspberry in the second sound and its sounds so different from the first sound. I cant refute this anymore... She really DID fart... Ah fuck it! *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF*

>> No.2643901

>>2641707
>sniff
Yes, exactly.

>> No.2644079

>>2614769
>fuck the farts out of her
>>2627317
>ollie farts

Ollie confirmed having anal sex on stream?

>> No.2644104

>>2627317
Wtf, i thought all this ollie farts on stream shit was just a rrat.

>> No.2645029

>>2644104
how new?

>> No.2645091

>>2612591
HONK HONK

>> No.2645150

Which ones sit on leather chairs?

>> No.2645305

>>2627317
>that one "lmao" comment
my sides are in orbit

>> No.2645726

>>2641707
Press F to pay respects for Yagoo's dream.
DEGENERATE 100

>> No.2646536

>>2645726
F

>> No.2646574
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2646574

If we're using diet as an indicator, Noel must have some pretty nasty farts too. What are hers like?

>> No.2646577 [DELETED] 

>>2645726
>>2646536
>>>/reddit/

>> No.2646714

>>2645726
F

>> No.2647601

>>2645150
Subaru, at least according to her.

>> No.2647964
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>>2635740
>imagine fucking her wet saucy stinky ass with the bits of semi-liquid shart flying out on every thrust and soiling the bed releasing her discomfort by using your cum as her enema

>> No.2648098

>>2644104
it is, it's clearly a raspberry she does with just her lips, and then the second one is with tongue

>> No.2648894

>>2646574
not actually very nasty, but bassy and airy

>> No.2651517

>>2647964
Wouldn't cumming in her ass make her diarrhea problem worse?

>> No.2651758

I thought it was Calli, didn't people here enhance the audio way back when?

>> No.2652149

>>2651517
Only in the short term, once you're done it would help her to get totally cleaned out.

>> No.2652186

>>2651758
The audio needed to be enhanced. If she was the loudest farter, everyone would have heard it without enhancement.

>> No.2652500

>>2652149
I heard that semen makes girls have diarrhea, but I like the idea of her running to the toilet and shitting her guts out after an internal cumshot. Watching her walk out of the restroom visibly happier and light footed would be great.

>> No.2655586

>>2652500
>tfw Ayame will never release a giant, toilet-clogging wave of sludgy shit in your bathroom and then give you a hug for helping with her bowel issues

>> No.2655613

>>2612440
Ollie could be heard farting while she was close to the mike.
Calli could be heard farting while being in another room.
So far, Mori Calliope has the loudest ass burps.

>> No.2657520

>>2627317
>4,109 views
fucking kek

>> No.2658057

>>2627317
this ain't nothin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvVSkpMq4F0

>> No.2661856

>>2658057
hahah
funny

>> No.2662551

>>2661856
Yeah, I know right?

>> No.2663139

>>2641345
Suisei just said on holotalk that she loves spicy food too, between that and the love of meat she must have some nuclear gas.

>> No.2665664

>>2663139
Suisei isn’t even my oshi, but out of all the holos I really want her to fart on stream the most.

>> No.2667320

>>2665664
How would she react? Assuming it's a loud, wet one and all the viewers heard.

>> No.2667347

>>2613919
Garnet was adopted

>> No.2667723

https://youtu.be/bIsg0U2NYeY?list=PLkUmELPvel1dMrC4-TytvQjylWvcT5Se4&t=46

>> No.2673131

>>2612414
Tokino Soda. Prove me wrong faggots

>> No.2673184

>>2647601
There's your answer. Leather amplifies.

>> No.2674017

>>2673184
On the other hand, fabric absorbs the smells.

>> No.2676800

>>2612414
One way to find out!

>> No.2677301

>>2673131
The carbonation in sodas has been proven to cause gas, so you might be right.

>> No.2684898

I bet Watame rips some mean farts.

>> No.2686517

>>2617866
Didn't Kiara talk about shitting herself in a collab?

>> No.2687322

>>2686517
She mentioned it in the uno collab, but in the context of roleplaying a baby (it was one of the punishments for losing a round).

>> No.2687421

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qouw-9etBtg
moris were pretty raunchy

>> No.2688253

>>2641007
Does she have IBS or something?

>> No.2688807

>>2688253
That or Crohn’s disease.

>> No.2689008

Risu, please don't read this thread.

>> No.2689397

>>2688807
This is the first time I'm hearing about this, did she mention something on stream?

>> No.2691329

>>2689397
She tweeted that she has chronic gastroenteritis. One of her absences was because she was at the hospital with stomach issues.

>> No.2691502

>>2614975
James Joyce, considered one to the greatest english writers.

>> No.2691567

Mori was heard from another room. She is the most powerful.

>> No.2691636

>>2652186
But she was in another room, so it must have been loud enough to be heard from another room away.

>> No.2691668

>>2691329
Hot

>> No.2691695

>>2691329
brrrrt
>urk..docchi docchi...
bbbbrappppp

>> No.2691779

>>2691636
>>2691567
Clearly we need an Ollie vs Mori brap contest. I'll be the judge.

>> No.2692444

>>2629892
you're still there, so no

>> No.2692627

>>2691695
Doesn't "docchi docchi" mean "which way"?
Maybe she's asking for directions to the bathroom before she has an accident.

>> No.2692737

>>2691695
>Ayame has had to take her embarrassingly loud and liquid shits in crowded public bathrooms on at least one occasion
No wonder she was so timid before hololive

>> No.2693932

>>2692737
And now she shits in the company of other holos every time she does an off-collab.

>> No.2694002

>>2687421
She only wiped three times, there's no way that was a clean wipe

>> No.2694367

>>2694002
It was a miscarriage.

>> No.2694516

>>2693932
>the other girls make awkward conversation to try and cover the sounds of Ayame painting the toilet bowl

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2694619

>>2686517
Yeah, only as part of some punishment roleplay in the uno collab like >>2687322 mentioned, but no doubt a german girl like her who's shipped with the girl that this audio >>2687421 came from has to be into some nasty stuff. Not to mention that Kiara actually has soiling fanart.

>> No.2696138

>>2694516
The best part is how embarrassed and apologetic she'd be afterwards.

>> No.2700269

>>2691779
Better yet, they could livestream it and take an audience poll

>> No.2710398

>>2694619
source?

>> No.2710480

>>2691779
>>2700269
it's this kind of thinking that keeps hololive on top

>> No.2711392

>>2710398
CalimariP on Twitter, they've also done Pekora, Gura, and Calli.

>> No.2713675

>>2711392
I don't know what I was expecting but I certainly didn't expect vore and diapershit

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2714298

>>2713675
>Not to mention that Kiara actually has soiling fanart
>I certainly didn't expect diapershit
Anon, please, I was talking about fanart of the Nazi chicken shitting herself...

>> No.2716984

>>2714298
What can I say? I imagined it'd something more... vanilla, whatever that means at this point

>> No.2717018

>>2612414
Motherfucker we had a system. Suisei. Ringo juice. How hard is it to remember?

>> No.2717092

>>2717018
tell that to this other nigger, he made the thread first >>2570691

>> No.2717241

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs9yen44fF0

>> No.2717324

>>2717241
She knows something.

>> No.2717330
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2717330

I wish i could sniff my oshi’s computer chair.

>> No.2717365

>>2717330
I wish my face was my oshi's computer chair

>> No.2717449
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2717449

>>2717365
touché
me too

>> No.2717543

>>2717330
>>2717365
>chances are this will never happen
why even live :(

>> No.2717616

>>2717543
a man can dream anon

>> No.2717650

>>2717543
do you really want us to kill ourselves? This fantasy is all we have left.

>> No.2719315

>>2717241
Who do you guys think would win a holo fart contest? I'd bet on Ayame, although that might be cheating.

>> No.2719329

>>2719315
I imagine it would be someone unexpected, like Mel.

>> No.2719465

>>2719315
suisei could be a good contender, she only eats meat

>> No.2719543

>>2719315
Ayame would definitely shit herself, but the question is should that earn her extra points or disqualify her?

>> No.2719657

>>2719315
Some vtuber called Juniper or Jupiter recently said that Gura would win "hands down". Saw a kind anon post the link in another thread, so maybe they will share it here.

>> No.2719721

>>2719543
Fans' choice award?

>> No.2719732

>>2612440
>all those gases building up inside her rotting abdomen
Well duh

>> No.2719753

>>2719657
Damn was this thread, sorry chumbuds I got confused

>> No.2719755

>>2719657
It was posted here.

>> No.2719942
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>>2627317
My fucking face hurts
What the fuck
I genuinely can’t tell if she made that sound with her mouth or not, it sounds wet enough to be possible though

>> No.2720103

>>2719942
There's no way she did that with her mouth, why would she and her mouth didn't show any signs of doing it the first time. Face it, (no pun intended), it was a loud wet tootie from her bootie.

>> No.2720238

>>2720103
Idk man I can make pretty similar noises with my mouth
And what do you mean her mouth didn’t show that?
You’d do it with basically closed lips and her lips on her model were closed at the time
I think you might just be coping

>> No.2720407

>>2720238
Sure. Nevermind she admitted doing it.

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2720741

Why the fuck do I keep coming here

>> No.2720824

>>2719465
With how much Suisei hates losing, she'd go on a special curry, beans and dairy diet to crush the competition.
>>2719543
If she farts and shits at the same time, it should count as a bonus. If she tries to fart and shits instead, it should be a penalty.

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2720872

>>2647601
>153 posts and only one correct answer
Why does 4chan always disappoint me?
It's ok to shitpost 24/7, but sometime you need to be serious and talk about a fact, even in a place like this.

>> No.2720931

>>2720741
stop being a pussy and embrace it nigger

>> No.2721329

>>2720824
>With how much Suisei hates losing, she'd go on a special curry, beans and dairy diet to crush the competition.
I’m assuming Aqua would do the same to get revenge for that Mario Kart tournament. Really would like to see their matchup.

>> No.2722399

>>2612414
ME!

>> No.2722515
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2722515

>vtuber threads on /jp/ constantly mock 2hu threads for their fetish OPs
>/vt/ made
>They make fetish OPs that rival the 2hus

>> No.2722792

>>2721329
Aqua would try, but being Aqua, she'd probably shit herself when the time comes.

>> No.2724196

okayu is currently taking a massive dump

>> No.2724551

>>2655613
>calli
Really anyone got a clip of it?

>> No.2724594

>>2724551
>he lacks the critical information

>> No.2724724

>>2724551
it was posted before in this thread anon... dont be a fucking newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qouw-9etBtg&ab_channel=HorribleClips

>> No.2724774

>ywn stand in front of a table lined with plates of various hololive girl's shits for you to sample

>> No.2724827

>>2724774
>ywn have them served to you directly from the tap

>> No.2724872

>>2724774
>you have to guess who's is who's

>> No.2724915

>>2641707
Where in le Bible does it say that you can't enjoy a girl's farts?

>> No.2725033

>>2724724
thanks i don’t why I needed to see it at least no new fetish

>> No.2725106

>>2614061
>>2614028
this is why I come to /vt/

>> No.2725128

>>2691502
Joyce is Irish, not English.

>> No.2725164

>>2724724
Has Mori farted again after this?

>> No.2725412

>>2725164
Most certainly, but not on stream unfortunately.

>> No.2725463

>>2612414
me

>> No.2725551

>>2612414
Caust

>> No.2726187

>>2725463
Okay Risu

>> No.2726334

>>2724196
Okayu's shits must be massive with how much she eats.

>> No.2732457

>>2720238
Take it from the fartfags, she lets one rip thinking it won't be loud, obviously leans over slightly when it's too late to stop, and the second, sputtering one lets out. There's 0 fucking chance you can imitate what that second brap sputtering was. Ollie is the fart queen, just accept it.

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2733019

>>2687421
legitimately foul.
Who the fuck likes this shit

>> No.2733453

>>2733019
me

>> No.2733658

>>2733019
Kiara

>> No.2735275

>>2732457
Here you go.
https://files.catbox.moe/bq6m3i.mp4

>> No.2736857

>>2733019
Enough people to have multiple threads about it

>> No.2739504

>>2726334
Does she use a litter box?

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