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Protect Listener-chan edition

previous >>2758591



>Only the polar bear is a true carnivore. All other bears are omnivores, or animals that eat both plants and meat.

>> No.2783749
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I want to NTR Beatani with listener-chan!

>> No.2783760

Wow, she's literally me.

>> No.2783889

I want Beatani to give me a bear hug

>> No.2783901

I'm guessing she didn't take her meds then?

>> No.2783905
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>> No.2783947

So who are the faggots that spammed her DM?

>> No.2783963
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Well now we know nobody sent dickpics.

>> No.2783975
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Why do I get the feeling that this is one of the creeps that have been sending "Hi" or "How are you?" To Beatani's DMs?

>> No.2783991
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I DM'd Beatani a few days ago and we had a really nice conversation about music production and she gave me some really helpful tips.
Then I got drunk watching her RFA stream and DM'd her an ecchi drawing of a cute sweaty girl lifting weights. I thought she'd like the image and would peropero the girl, but now after reading her tweets about DMs I feel really guilty.
I'm such a bad and foolish dad. I'm sorry Beatani

>> No.2783994

Probably a bunch of goslings who got too comfortable.

>> No.2783998

I bet he's one of them at least. And that loliconlover.

>> No.2784000

Imagine if someone did send her a dick pic and bea just goes
> eh, so small...

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>> No.2784047

Schizo's and gosling fags likely.

>> No.2784068

You retard.

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>> No.2784093

How can I actually see a fedora being tipped every single time this guy writes a reply?

>> No.2784124

Beatani's new avatar gives her an air of seriousness. I want my cheerful bear back!

>> No.2784139

Anon, we already know from her comic she thinks of her dads as good natured if awkward people. She won't hold a grudge against you, just tone it down next time.

>> No.2784187

How? Why? Where do you schizos get the confidence to treat her like you know her IRL? Use the stream # to post things like that. Why do you want to make it personal?

>> No.2784229

why is she so good at English? I've been learning Japanese for years, albeit at a very low level of intensity but I'm still not good at forming a conversation.

>> No.2784249

Happy times are over.

>> No.2784279

Don't look at this, Bea. It's cringe.

>> No.2784285 [SPOILER] 
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>JackofAllblades when Beatani likes one of his tweets

>> No.2784290

As long as you have good teachers in school you're bound to learn shit properly.

>> No.2784323
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>> No.2784326

True, I have gotten better since I got a tutor

>> No.2784327
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>> No.2784355
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Because this is your mental image of him.

>> No.2784391

That guy who was threatening to send her a cum tribute must have gone through with it.

>> No.2784438

If you want my real answer, my desire to get good at making music is more powerful than my natural shyness. I ask most people I run into for advice. The lewd image on the other hand, I was very drunk so my shyness disappeared and I just kind of did it on a whim. Not that being drunk is an excuse, but I definitely wouldn't have done that sober.

>> No.2784451

So, Beatani and ChiHIRO live together in the same apartment?

>> No.2784453

Nah, refer to >>2783963

>> No.2784492

>If you don't know what is important thing, think of DM like a business email.
Anon, the fact your daughter needs to explain this to you is pretty bad, don't you think?

>> No.2784522
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So I wrote a script to lurk vt and notify me about new threads, how many levels of autism did I hit?

>> No.2784537
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It has come to this.
I miss Bea when she's not streaming or on twitter, I get excited when she does something and I can't stop thinking about her.
Dads.. I already am a gosling

>> No.2784543

No, Beatani is trapped on the internet and her sister isn't.

>> No.2784601

Where do you get this roommate talk from exactly? The art posted before is of listener-san not of Chihiro. They look similar but one has a braid and dress like Beatani and the other dresses like a NEET.

>> No.2784609

Apparently I'm not the only foolish dad

>> No.2784614

On a side note, the dads in Yubicraft are doing a great job

>> No.2784625

Her RFA stream is such a blessing. Big kusogaki energy.

>> No.2784642

Her Ringfit stream, anon. She had Chihiro's account next to hers in her Switch and she played before her.

>> No.2784663

I don't know that that's for sure, she may think a dick pic is positive.

>> No.2784664

Beatani is cute but I'm too nervous to join on youtube and send out an alert to the stream (・へ・)
I'll just keep watching silently

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>> No.2784666

Didn't her sister (or boyfriend) have a profile on the Switch? And later during the stream it seemed like she tried to get someone in the room to be quiet. No, I won't take my meds.

>> No.2784669

>She had Chihiro's account
Anon... she just made an account with her name to playtest the game before streaming it.

>> No.2784685

That was me, sorry.

>> No.2784692

It's based, I refresh looking for a new /yah/ like a crackhead

>> No.2784694

Bea is doing her reps looking at this right now

>> No.2784737

Your time zone reps...

>> No.2784739

Stop being a herbivore jap bro.

>> No.2784746

Make sure it isn't there next time, you're messing with my Gosling reps. I am becoming one with the rrat.

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What the fuck

Were anyone else suddenly followed by Beatani this week on Twitter?

>> No.2784767
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Been followed for a while, welcome to the club

>> No.2784787

She followed me last week. I think she's slowly following back all her followers or something.

>> No.2784798

It's nice that she followed more people since the first spike.

>> No.2784799

she follows back most of her followers, she also answers back shitty posts even, welcome

>> No.2784800

Think about anon.

>> No.2784830

Beatani is hornier than usual today!

>> No.2784836

Nah anon, that's just an excuse. You just want to rub your crotch against someone like in one of those JAVs. You try to make them low their guard around you with those kind of "Common hobbies" messajes. Deep down inside, you are the same as that French pedophile.

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>Kumagai CHIsato

>> No.2784861

Any posts could be Beatani. Maybe me?

>> No.2784869

What does it mean if she doesn't follow you? Does she hate you? Is that it?

>> No.2784876

holy fuck that creeps so annoying he started retweeting all the art in the art hashtag for bea

>> No.2784878

it's ok to DM people and ask them polite questions
only autismos and schizos don't agree
The only problem is when you get too familiar with someone over DMs or act like you're owed a response

>> No.2784923

Working out will do that to you.

>> No.2784932
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holy fuck how do you make friends if you're so adverse to actually interacting with new people?

>> No.2784950
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Come on anon, be less insecure.

>> No.2784967

>4 ears

>> No.2784968

Anon, too harsh on other anon. Beatani is not a loli despite taking on the appearance of one in her roleplay. Yes, anon was inappropriate but he's not a pedo either.

>> No.2784971

This, DMs are mostly used for this exact purpose, hence why most accounts have an actual business email for real inquiries

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>> No.2784981

How many ears does Bea have?

>> No.2784984

She didn't follow me but she did like one of my comments, so i think I'm safe

>> No.2785008

She likely isn't following me because I have zero followers.

>> No.2785011

my kween!!! glorious

>> No.2785018
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No, she does follow me, but I remember some anons that weren't at the start of these threads that sadly didn't get followed back but maybe it's due to the volume of followers jumping from one day to another.

>> No.2785037

Your meds, anon

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>> No.2785045

Let's be honest, Chihiro trapped her in the internet for a fucking good reason. Beatani is evil.

>> No.2785131

Pls share script dad.

>> No.2785147

if you're so pathetic you can't make friends IRL don't lecture people on internet etiquette faggot

>> No.2785148

Maybe it's just that you don't have anything interesting in your page.

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>> No.2785212

You're one of the creeps that were sending her those DMs, aren't you?

>> No.2785219

Beatani is good and cute!

>> No.2785229

no I'm just not a friendless virgin like you

>> No.2785262

No it wasn't only you, I didn't understand a word but the tone and urgency in her voice instantly made me think there was someone else. Of course the most plausible answer is that it really was Chihiro and there's nothing wrong with living with your sister but I want to remain openminded.

>> No.2785294

If you think vtubers that stream to 100s if not 1000s of people are your personal friends that you can personally talk to at any given moment while you've never actually met them, know what they look like, and are across the damn planet....you're crazy and should take your meds. Cause if she does that with even one person she'd have to do that with everyone and that's impossible.

>> No.2785297

I feel you anon. Think she just hates us

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>> No.2785336
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That's right, fight for her amusement, dads!

>> No.2785345

Well you sure act like it.

>> No.2785374
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Nice one anon

>> No.2785381


>> No.2785385

take your meds, maybe you'll stop being so possessive over an internet girl who doesn't even know you exist

>> No.2785412

bretty gud

>> No.2785431

>person sends a polite question to her
>she responds
>no one has a problem with it except a random virgin on 4chan who thinks no one should dare ever talk to his pure vtuber waifu

>> No.2785440

Gonna cry?

>> No.2785447

Don't (you) me when I'm telling the clown to NOT be possessive over it you moron.

>> No.2785452
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>it's one of those threads

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>> No.2785487

Get job at avoiding the point of the post entirely. Retardo.

>> No.2785493

comfy bea best bea

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>> No.2785520

Did you miss her tweets about how all the random DMs need to stop since she's getting too many?

>> No.2785521

Dads got too horny last night, they need to fight to get it out of their systems.

>> No.2785522

I'll invite myself in your discussion and remind you that there's a good reason dads are overprotective of indies being approached like that, and that reason is groomers. You can say you know your limits, but nobody will (or can) believe you, and it's not that they're jealous but they want to avoid possible controversy.

>> No.2785523

I understand the gut reaction to people attempting to have a parasocial relationship with Beatani. I just find it funny that Beatani is attempting to have a parasocial relationship with her own audience.

>> No.2785548

>no one has a problem
But Beatani had a problem with it.

>> No.2785572

>Beatani is attempting to have a parasocial relationship with her own audience.
Nah, it's just banter.

>> No.2785594

Specially after that anon posted about his intentions to send her a tribute

>> No.2785607

>just banter
Dad...you should watch your back around bears

>> No.2785625

>Beatani is attempting
Lmao it is gosling/concernfag bait and you niggers keep falling for it

>> No.2785649

What if Beatani is the whole reason Hiroyuki created 2ch? He knew that its creation would eventually set in motion the development of
technology capable of making him achieve his dream.
[Spoiler] Becoming a anime girl [/SPOILER]

>> No.2785676

It's cute that she's so insecure about her english, but i think her broken english has its own charm.

>> No.2785679

>good reason
doesn't sound like it to me
just sounds like a whole lot of parasocial relationship going all around
concernfagging and trying to police someone else's contact is just as parasocial, if not more, than the people who send random DMs

>> No.2785706

I have no idea how hairpieces work so this is about the best I can do

I also gave her glasses, they're easily removable if you don't like them.

>> No.2785745

I know it is generic, but I like red glasses with black hair.

>> No.2785769

Listener chan is pretty cute

>> No.2785772

I just based her glasses on my own, she is me after all.

>> No.2785775

Soon as I saw those posts the only thing that crossed my mind is that its time for her to take HER meds.

>> No.2785784

Nah, she just finds how pathetic we are somewhat amusing. Sometimes anon will do something cool or funny though. What she wants is subscribers (attention) and maybe to talk to Hiroyuki and other e-famous people. She can even make friends with other vtubers, not listeners, cringe. Not saying she is a heartless bitch or anything, it's just important to keep in mind that we're just names (or not on here) on a screen that write something neat on occasion. It's the same for all streamers though. Still think she is cool.

>> No.2785813

She wants to get listener-san pregnant, what's weird about that?

>> No.2785849

Stop anon, I don't want to rape you...

>> No.2785861

You know you can care about someone without having a parasocial relationship right? Have you never seen a movie or have a favorite actor or singer?

>> No.2785865

Would she grow a dick herself or let ikeman BEATANI do it?

>> No.2785890

Does anyone have images of her sister Chihiro? I remember her drawing one but can't find it now

>> No.2785896

Maybe if you faggots stop replying to obvious bait she wouldn't laugh her ass off to your antics

>> No.2785906

Having a healthy understanding of how foolish pursuing this kind of interpersonal interaction is the main charm of the Beatani character. I'm glad she's getting paid to do the things she would want to be doing anyways.

>> No.2785915

I do have a favorite actor but I also don't sperg out and try to dictate how my favorite actor should run his fanbase or twitter account
concernfagging to this degree is absolutely parasocial, just let her run her own account and own fanbase

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>> No.2785959

She's cool because she isn't condescendingly cute and comfy with her audience like a GFE or a natural born cunt like a Kagura Mea or Shigure UI either. She makes observations and shitposts for laughs, it is refreshingly honest really.

>> No.2785965

Anon, I was going along with the joke in saying take meds. Not actually believing it. So please. Actually take your meds unironically.

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How do I even draw, it's fuggin unbearable text was written by non-dominant hand

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>> No.2785976

Thank you, I will put that to good use.

>> No.2785990
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Just the face in case anyone wants it

>> No.2786002

She is running it and she's saying stop.

>> No.2786003

Tried to get someone to be quiet how? I must have been too busy fapping to notice

>> No.2786008
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If you feel bad about yourself remember that you could be worse, much worse.
You could be one of the faggots that DM Bea believing they are actually getting close to her.
You could be one those foolish dads grining like an idiot just because somebody acknowledge their existence.
You can be the biggest loser here; but at least you have freedom, you aren't being unironically manipulated by a woman.
I'm not saying she shouldn't do it, since it's fun, I'm just telling (You), yes (You) to have some self-respect.

>> No.2786019

Guys when is her birthday again? Might be good to start preparing something

>> No.2786026

What hair option(s) did you use? I've been struggling to find the right ones for Listener-chan

>> No.2786037
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Come say that to my face faggot

>> No.2786077

Nobody is telling Beatani what to do you retard, but if some dads want to concernfag there is absolutely nothing wrong with that as long as they, too, know their boundaries.
Don't have it at hand but it was right before ending the game stream and switching to xp hills.

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>> No.2786099

Never mind, saw >>2785706

>> No.2786134
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I been away from internet for a few days and looking at Bea twitter made me extremely confused

>> No.2786145

>be polar bear
>don't even live on ice but on some hill
>wake up
>go to the computer
>check if people are eager for your next stream
>they're throwing shit at each other again
Being Beatani is suffering.

>> No.2786165

That was her aim for last 3 days yeah. You are not alone. She is just shitposting

>> No.2786169

>natural born cunt
Ah, so there was something in common with those two for me to watch them.

>> No.2786170

Hey, some of us are jerking off to ourselves at least.

>> No.2786175

She likes watching people argue over her though.

>> No.2786180

She will eventually larp as her own boyfriend just to crash the thread, and possibly the board, with no survivors.

>> No.2786199

This. All the post in this thread should be "I want to see the next stream". Amazing content.

>> No.2786203

>be kusokuma
>trapped in the internet
>come online
>go to the boards
>check if people are bickering and fighting over your next stream
>they're throwing shit at each other again
All according to keikaku.

>> No.2786207

Maybe one day I will just put up some service for this shit

import urllib.error
import urllib.request
import json

def get_error(target, error):
"""Return error message."""
return {'content': "\nCould not generate {}\nFull error code: {}".format(target, error),
'status': "Error occured"}

def get_catalog(board):
"""Return board's catalog."""
data = {'error': False, 'result': None}

data['result'] = json.loads(urllib.request.urlopen("https://a.4cdn.org/{}/catalog.json".format(board)).read()
except urllib.error.HTTPError as error:
data['error'] = get_error("page list", error)
except urllib.error.URLError as error:
data['error'] = get_error("page list", error)

return data

def process_threads(catalog):
""" Loop every thread """
for page in catalog:
result = get_guma_thread(page)
if result != None:
return result

def get_guma_thread(page):
""" Return /yah/ or beatani thread if exists """
for thread in page["threads"]:
text = ""
if 'sub' in thread:
text = thread["sub"].lower()
elif 'com' in thread:
text = thread["com"].lower()
text = "None"
if ("/yah/" in text) or ("beatani" in text):
return thread
return None

def find_guma(board="vt"):
catalog = get_catalog(board)
if catalog['error']:
return catalog['error']
thread = process_threads(catalog['result'])
if thread is None:
return "no link"
return f'https://boards.4channel.org/{board}/thread/{thread["no"]}'

link = vt.find_guma("vt")

>> No.2786218

go back

>> No.2786240
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>link = vt.find_guma("vt")

>> No.2786248

Do your reps.

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pls respond...

>> No.2786273
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How do we make this kusogaki pay? How can dads,moms,borthers and sisters get back at her? Is it even possible?

>> No.2786276

I've seen this kind of posts many times and it's about time you faggots realize the same goes for the streamer.
Where do you think Amelia would be without her goslings or Coco without her gachikois? That's right, nobody seems to realize how much does a fanbase influence the streamer. If you paid attention when Beatani started she was much more reserved with talking to fans, but after realizing we're harmless she's been more open about her personal opinions.
There is no respect to lose, because the terms of the relationship were set from the start and everyone with a half brain knows the implications of it. This applies for both sides.

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>> No.2786296

It's on her Twitter kusodad

>> No.2786299
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Sorry, I fucked up with markdown.

So I put method to file vt.py and call find_guma from main.py

>> No.2786300

no, I think I'd rather stay and bully the sad sack friendless losers like you

>> No.2786302

Her Birthday is in 18 days. 18 hours and 20 minutes.

>> No.2786309

Starts with R end with an E

>> No.2786319

The infamous beaaeb

>> No.2786327

You just have to click the unsub bu

>> No.2786333

you're right, it's on her twitter... sorry and thanks

>> No.2786334

Making guro art of Chihiro instead of her.

>> No.2786337

I don't think reeee'ing at her will help.

>> No.2786355

Okay, here's code.

import vt

link = vt.find_guma("vt")

I'm open for suggestions and improvements

>> No.2786360

Sure anon, but for example I think of vtubers as my replacement for anime. I don't imagine being close to anime girls when watching a show and I don't imagine it when watching a vtuber. This is what the other anon probably meant, know where things actually stand instead of becoming a schizo gosling mess.

>> No.2786383

We are trying get Hiroyuki to fuck her for her birthday but, there haven't been much progress.

>> No.2786384

Don't forget about the friends or they'll begin to think they're part of the family.

>> No.2786397

Fuck, It's 12AM, I need to sleep:

If you want to make something helpful out of this I can make it

>> No.2786443

Sorry, maybe it is because I asked him to record the coitus

>> No.2786453

>the terms of the relationship were set
There's nothing more foolish than predicting your own behavior.
Have some judgment, there will never be "half measures" you either do or don't.

>> No.2786458

Oh no, anon, stop or I'm going to cry because you're criticizing aspects of my life that you know nothing about....

>> No.2786459

>You could be one those foolish dads grining like an idiot just because somebody acknowledge their existence.
I'm asking (You): Is this so wrong? Is it wrong to have others confirm you're alive and not actually a dead body that's just wandering through cyberspace? Is it so wrong to take pleasure in feeling actually alive for some seconds in this trash heap looking for trash that makes (You) happy? Is it so wrong to go and spout unbelievable nonsense just to be looked at?
It is not wrong.

>> No.2786470

ReplacE her with Chihiro? Where does she stream?

>> No.2786491

that is how you keep audience engaged even if you are away. sasuga bear

>> No.2786506

I'd rather watch Listener-chan

>> No.2786510

This is what I was thinking of, a weak rrat, probably nothing.
When she hits her possibly guitar she is probably talking to herself, but I dunno

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did someone still has the ritual post from the previous thread?
we should improve the thread and make sure Bea read it at least once

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I'm sorry Beatani, I haven't been watching lately as I had work or was asleep.
I will try to correct my ways!
But I follow your twitter and try to watch vods as much as I can!

>> No.2786549

Sorry dad you'll have to watch the whole stream again to find it. Please disable ad-block ;^)

>> No.2786584

Don't give her ideas, it's gonna catch me offguard

>> No.2786595

She'd probably appreciate it if her audience were at least a little less schizo though.

>> No.2786596

Poor dad is missing out on some funny stuff.

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>> No.2786611

Never thought Hiromoot would be camara shy.

>> No.2786633

May 10th. Maybe a vocaroo compilation of a bunch of anons wishing her happy birthday in their native language? or a vocaroo of dads making their "reps" sounds to Beatani playing RFA. That won't creep her out at all...

>> No.2786638

The other anon was implying any kind of positive interaction with the vtuber means you're playing into their hands, when the medium (streaming) became relevant in the first place BECAUSE of the potential interaction between viewers and streamers, and you shouldn't lump all actions as goslinging.
You can't predict your own behavior I agree, that's why you learn to have self-control and discipline. Also what do you mean by half measures?

>> No.2786647

Does she have any member streams planned?

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>> No.2786662

I dunno, maybe pay up so you can see.

>> No.2786664

>Some anon said she was going to use a voice changer during the RFA stream
>She actually did it

>> No.2786669

Who do you think keeps making the threads?

>> No.2786680


>> No.2786688

Oh no, I posted cringe in Bea's thread...

>> No.2786700

Chihiro peropero stream.

>> No.2786702

We should send her video of her dads washing hands

>> No.2786713

BTFO poorfag

>> No.2786735

>Some anon said she was going to use a voice changer during the RFA stream
That was Chihiro she posts here too.

>> No.2786737

Fine, I will RatE the stream 0/10

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cmon man, no need to push me further

>> No.2786769

Kuni eating ASMR

>> No.2786786

The best gift for her birthday would be a cover of
sang by us for her RFA streams

>> No.2786823

Love yourself more dad and work to have more money for your daughter.

>> No.2786836

Bea, why don't we start design competition among dads?
post a nude version of you somewhere, dads then will draw a new clothes for you.
we will rate and laugh together at them in the stream

>> No.2786840

>self-control and discipline
I didn't want to use this example, but think of it like a drug. No amount of self-restraint will save you from falling into becoming a helpless gosling like
That's because the social stimulus will be already embedded into your brain, you will build dependency, and as human relationship go, your degenerate nature will surface more and more with each interaction.

Do NOT engage the bear privately.

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Everything has been planned by the bear. This thread, the shitposts, the baits, the tweets.
There is no escape, she's always one step ahead, dads are fated to suffer and fight each other.
Maybe I'm saying what Beatani wants me to say, maybe (you) are going to post something she expects you to post. It's useless to fight back. Give up.

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Hold up, what the fuck

>> No.2786887

That is brilliant! I kneel.

>> No.2786903

Yeah I remember the post. Someone also said she would mute and she did

>> No.2786908

This my personal favorite video of that song.

>> No.2786920

this just sounds like projection desu

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>Dads want to start teasing her
>She counterattacks drawing Listener-chan
We can't win against the bear

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>> No.2786967

>post a nude version of you
Jack-san please fuck off, and go be a creep somewhere else.

>> No.2786977

lmao poorfag

>> No.2787000

I don't see how drawing Listener-chan will be a counterattack. Now I just want to rape them both.

>> No.2787017

Cunnysseurs are winning pretty hard right now.

>> No.2787018

Anon, she's the one doing the rape.

>> No.2787025

If your argument is that this anon was doomed from the start I agree, but you should also remember not everyone is as impressionable as him. My example would be this board, I guarantee a big number of anons haven't fell completely into it, either because they're strong, have their feet grounded or once almost fell into it but managed to get out of that hole.
You're responsible of your own actions and this applies to absolutely everything you do, everything is avoidable if you prepare yourself mentally.

>> No.2787033

You can't rape yourself, anon.

>> No.2787068
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>It was me, I was the one who peroperoed your oshi.

>> No.2787080

Don't dare me anon.

>> No.2787128

at least do your cover reps

>> No.2787135

>The best gift for her birthday would be
I have a great idea, but I have to wait until there are about 100 inside jokes/memes, so thats probably something for next year. Not sure if I will mention it since she lurks the threads and i get to slack off and just not do it if i mysterpost

>> No.2787147

I'm still surprised by the whole weed thing. You'd think with how draconian the laws in Japan are about it she'd have a negative view about it.

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I've hacked in to the server, this is now a Chihiro thread.

On a side note: Chisato says yah, but what does Chihiro say?

>> No.2787155

I don't want my daughter to rape me...

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Chihiro says Yeeh

>> No.2787172

Thanks, I needed something to get out the UNI NANAKO out of my head.

>> No.2787178

Yes, but you are lacking the critical information. She is based.

>> No.2787185

I've found that most Japanese people don't even have a negative view of Marijuana, rather, they don't even think about it. It's just some thing you see in foreign movies sometimes.

>> No.2787191

It's not rape if you let it happen, right?

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>> No.2787201

Weed is not based though

>> No.2787214

/yeeh/ when?

>> No.2787221

I hate weed

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Quick and dirty edit

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>these 2AM existential crises I see first thing every morning lately

>> No.2787239

Pretty sure it is.

>> No.2787249

You guys have been shilling our daughter to the rest of the board, right?

>> No.2787258

I think the japanese are in such a secure little bubble they have the luxury of not having to have opinions on all kinds of issues westerners have to deal with. This is why people love how "nonpolitical" they are. They live in a paradise but don't even know it.

>> No.2787265

Please be selective

>> No.2787271

I've been trying to use her reaction images on other boards.

>> No.2787290

What is this, danganronpa?

>> No.2787297

>Are you and Chihiro blood related sisters?
>What type of bear is Chihiro?
>How many ears do you have?
>Are you REALLY a polar bear? Do you hibernate during winter?

>> No.2787299

I've posted two reaction images so far, but I don't wanna be obnoxious about it.

>> No.2787303

Wow she's literally me.

>> No.2787324

I wouldn't call Japan a paradise by any means, but the allure for me is just how insulated it is from the rest of the world.

>> No.2787325

No anon, she's literally me

>> No.2787326

>Do you hibernate during winter?
Polar bears don't hibernate.

>> No.2787331

Sure I can.

>> No.2787341

man I felt like I was acting creepy when I sent a DM to warn about a potential yab during one of her first streams after coming here
I don't get how people can just DM out of the blue for something as basic as a "hi how are ya" but I'm glad she told them to fuck off at least. that's some groomer shit.

>> No.2787361

The pregnant ones do.

>> No.2787363

>How many ears do you have?
If she is discount Botan than only 2 ears.

>> No.2787373

I have seen (shared by japanese right wingers against it) that there are some marches and protests asking for legalizaiton of it. I think it goes nowhere though.
I also think that just like others specific sociopolitical movements, it is shilled by western hands and western money. And there's always the possibility of having a group of paid people ready to shill something.

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>> No.2787393

Guys, please, Listener-chan is a boy.

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She's even got it scheduled

>> No.2787412

No I'm not.

>> No.2787413

>man I felt like I was acting creepy when I sent a DM to warn about a potential yab during one of her first streams after coming here
That sounds like a justified DM though.

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>> No.2787446

I want to see the hobbo listener raping Listener-chan now.

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Half right, half wrong:
>Polar bears do not hibernate. Only pregnant polar bears den. Unlike hibernation, a polar bear’s heart rate and temperate do not decrease, this ensures the cubs will stay warm.
>The denned polar bear does not eat, but relies on her fat reserves to sustain herself and her cubs while in the den (similar to hibernation).

>> No.2787464

I want listener-san to be a girl. Does that make me a tranny?

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>> No.2787467

Dad, BEATANI and Beatani (futa) all racing to impregnate Listener-chan

>> No.2787471

>Having a competition with futabear to see who can impregnate listener-tan first
>the stakes are our souls and holes

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>> No.2787481

Why that's a nigger

>> No.2787551

Who said you can post me without my shirt on!?

>> No.2787562

>those panties

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A cute boy! It's fine as long as they're cute!

>> No.2787681

that's the point, even something that clearly can't really just be shared publicly still made me feel weird when I went private with her about it. And yet some people feel no shame going to that level just to offer mindless pleasantries. I honestly can't process the logic behind that if it isn't just people taking their parasocial relationship to the next level or, again, grooming (a 24 year old for some reason)

>> No.2787724

Man I remember apologizing to her for doing the same thing

>> No.2787728

Beatani explicitly said she wants to be a futa so she can impregnate listener-chan

>> No.2787741

>grooming (a 24 year old for some reason)
They want to eat their cake on her birthday.

>> No.2787750
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>be japanese corporate slave
>despereate and alone
>decide to take detour on way home
>sitting in the park bench till dusk
"hello, who is you?"
>pic related come from nowhere, standing there with wide grin
>she is cute, and her voice is funny
>proceed to introduce myself, also tell her im dead tired after work
"sabishi na... want to me peropero you?"
>what the fack is wrong with this mesugaki? is this child prostitution?
>open wallet
>500,000 Argentine Peso. ask her if that much is enough
>she agree ironically
>she then take my hand and walk me gently to her house
>an average 6 tatami apartment, Amazon gift cards scattered everywhere somehow
>accidentally kick her game cube while entering her room
>she start undressing
>told her to put her cloths back
>undress her
>french kiss her while groping her butt and playing with the nipple
>her mouth taste like mint
>she unzip my pants, and smiling at my shameful japanese chikuwa
>lick the tip
>swallow the whole poor thing
>her fang make it hurt a bit, but the tecnique is gold
>she then lay down in the floor, leg spreaded
"your turn dad! do you like kani?"
>start licking like dog
>it doesn't taste like crab at all, but still delish
"ideot! gentle please dad!"
>feels challanged
>enter Licking Demon mode
>she start screaming, drool and all
>Licking Demon mode gauge empty
>before she even take a breath, flip her body to butt upward
>the little 蛇 now become a big 槌の子
"woah, nice dick dad"
>expect her to moan, but this is fine
>start pumping like indiefag on /vt
"yahh! yahh! Hiroyuki!! Yah!!"
>i like my new japanese nickname
>dump all inside
>passed out for dehydration
>waking up with all limbs amputed, chained to the wall
>she was there, cooking while humming sobakasu
>realize im awake, she walk closely and squat
>spoonfeed a gyoza she just made to me
"thanks for cumming dad, let's have fun time every day from now on"

>> No.2787772

protip to whoever bothers updating that vtuber wiki entry for her: her emoji is just the polar bear. the clover is her wearing her oshi's emoji

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>> No.2787809

BuT ANoN dOn'T YOu KnoW HOw to MAKe FrRiENDS? ArE YOu a vIRgin???

>> No.2787845

everyone may be smug, but that comic has become a timeless classic which you immediately recognize in random edits

>> No.2787868

Can't wait for her to be confused as to what's funny about a bunch of lines.

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I love her so much

>> No.2787891

dat black frame tho

>> No.2787896

To be fair, it still isn't for me.

>> No.2787905

Fuck me, I'm on it

>> No.2787944

I mean sure, but this time it fits amazingly in context.

>> No.2787968

I'm fucking cute

>> No.2788062

Don't remind me....

>> No.2788098

If we wanted to plan a birthday gift for Beatani, now would be the time to do it. I like the idea of saying Happy Birthday one after the other, or singing it in a big autistic chorus.

Is the anon who made the Cirno's Perfect Math Class video around? He said he might want to try working on this, but if he's busy I'd like to give it a shot.

>> No.2788105

>beatani wakes up
>literal first thing she does is talk about hating NTR

what the fuck did you guys do while I was at work

>> No.2788112

oshi mark*

>> No.2788140

maybe we could try multiple things. let different dads with different skills all collab. like a picture of multiple beatanis doing beatani things for example.

>> No.2788142

I informed her that Listener-chan is my oshi that I want to impregnate now instead of her.

>> No.2788212

I like the sound of that, the more gifts the better. Another one I just thought of was singing her ending song, I think that's what the original organizer-anon wanted to do

>> No.2788232

Is there any possible way to do something a little less cringy than a bunch of anons singing like shit?

>> No.2788243

>wake up
>post that you hate NTR
>go back to sleep
why tho

>> No.2788247

>being so assblasted you reply 2 hours later

>> No.2788250

coomer dads...dont...

>> No.2788254

Listener-chan got stolen from her and is ours now.

>> No.2788297

Probably had a dream that listener was watching another chuuba.

>> No.2788303

A drawing collage maybe?

>> No.2788310

I just thought of a small idea. You know how /v/ would section off portions of a game's box art and each anon would dry their own piece? We could do that for Windows XP hill. I'm no good at drawing, but the pieces would be small enough that it wouldn't really matter

>> No.2788316

>everyone draws a beatani

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>> No.2788321

This is how we get back at this kumagaki.

>> No.2788340

just make a collage of everyone drawing her model

>> No.2788341

Quick, make more Koikatsu scenes!

>> No.2788363

That's how she operates

>> No.2788385

we are cringe by nature so no

>> No.2788406

this is cute i like this idea

>> No.2788410


>> No.2788411

But isn't listener chan supposed to represent us?

>> No.2788438
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people brought up holos in the last thread

>> No.2788441

and it's back in my head

>> No.2788454

If you think about it, Listener-chan is practicing selfcest while leaving Beatani aside

>> No.2788480

How many times have you been told to go fuck yourself?

>> No.2788482

Beatani can practice selfcest too if she wants.

>> No.2788484

It wasn't a dream. Sorry.

>> No.2788497

Bea talks about holos sometimes too. Do you hate her now?

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Talking about holos, I find pretty fitting that Bea likes Korone, I could actually see them getting along

>> No.2788560

I honestly thought beatani would like ntr, but apparently i was wrong.

>> No.2788618

She likes doing the NTR, not being NTR'd

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At least we get her to impregnate us with her BBC (Big Bear Cock). The life of this poor fucker is messed up.

>> No.2788760

I don't remember where she said it but she's said she's down with pretty much anything but NTR and scat

>> No.2788795

Desperate times truly call for desperate measures

>> No.2788811

Good to know her taste isn't shit.

>> No.2788846

This degenerate bear is after my own heart...

>> No.2788890

That's literally me wtf

>> No.2788938

You are NTR and shit?

>> No.2788945

time for preggo giantess vore gore hell yeah

>> No.2789091

Listener-san is a boy who does Shimakaze-kun CJD.

>> No.2789134

Did anyone else tried to calculate her weight with the results of RFA?

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That one is really good.
Imagine, Listener-kun josou seme.

>> No.2789264

everything's DIY with her, how long do you think it'll be until she starts making new outfits?

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not when I'm done with her

>> No.2789549

who is (You)?
are you dad or oniichan?

>> No.2789562

I think she wants to upgrade the current model before making new outfits.

>> No.2789596

fair enough

>> No.2789606

Now that I think about it, there's only dads around. Beatani said our wife (moms) don't exist. But leaves the question of where are the bothers and sisters?!? Are they all made up too!?

>> No.2789612

I am Listener-chan!

>> No.2789652

Then there's this. Are we listener-chan or dads? Or are we both and all in one!?

>> No.2789659


>> No.2789664

She actively calls some viewers oniichan, that's why I'm asking

>> No.2789740

I am very proud of my work.

>> No.2789752

Damn, I'm so cute

>> No.2789779

there are like 3 moms active in chat and one of them lurks here as well afaik

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Amazing job anon

>> No.2789786

Post it on twitter with the right tag

>> No.2789807

me on the left

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>> No.2789912

Listener chan is a girl, right?

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>> No.2789968

>she hasn't followed me back
god damnit
thought it was open to interpretation

>> No.2790036

Twitter and wiki dad...

>> No.2790037

listener-chan is a cute boymoder

>> No.2790098

doesnt matter as long as listener is cute

>> No.2790217

>tfw every Bea stream fills a great timeslot
I can't stop feeling bad for yurodads.

>> No.2790249

I don't even feel bad for missing streams anymore, why do (you) care?

>> No.2790284

Drawing Beatani is much harder than I thought

>> No.2790319

Revisiting her answers in the MBTI stream, it's funny how many times she disagrees with questions and as time passes turns out she's more stereotypically ENTP than she thought.
Or maybe it made her more aware of her own quirks and embraced them more honestly.

>> No.2790381

Didn't ask you, let me pity you in peace.

>> No.2790463

didn't ask your weak ass pity amerikanskiy but here we are. Wait for the stream like the good sissy listener-chan you are

>> No.2790562

For what it's worth, another anon added it and I kept it because it's often spammed in karaoke. I should probably flip the order of the emoji though and add the clarification.

>> No.2790671

I'm really curious what kind of topics she has on the roulette wheel for tonight

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>> No.2790710

I'm half expecting her to try and bullshit her way out of certain "yab" topics if she put any down.

>> No.2790768

i’m actually really excited for this stream for some reason

>> No.2790881

Clean your hand.

>> No.2790893

but what if https://files.catbox.moe/oyb2tf.png

>> No.2790897
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I've been watching Beatani's VOD while listening Tlen Huicani's version of La Bamba on loop. Is this healthy?

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I hate it

>> No.2790990

Religion, politics and sports

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Please review this document before attending the stream to make sure you don't allow this wily bear to groom. This is very important as bears that are allowed to groom Listener-sans are rarely able to reintegrate back into the wild.

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>> No.2791673

>So I wrote a script to lurk vt and notify me about new threads, how many levels of autism did I hit?
It doesn't notify me, but I use my handy dandy bookmark:
https://boards.4channel.org/vt/catalog#s=beatani|kumagai|chisato|yah|cute and funny
But I know one of you losers are going to use べあたに in the OP now to spite me.

>> No.2791702

should we just make a new thread? I know we're only on page 9 but that's a rough place to be for the start of a stream and it's not like this board doesn't have room to spare

>> No.2791730

Give it a bit and then when we get to page 10 you can

>> No.2791742

topic roulette funny

>> No.2791745
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uh... source of picrel?

>> No.2791769

>lying bear lies again

>> No.2791772
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Yab begins

>> No.2791779

>those google searches

>> No.2791800
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I missed Jack so much

>> No.2791809

Why does she like MBTI so much, dad?

>> No.2791811


>> No.2791815

These are quite the topics.

>> No.2791827

>he's in my timezone

>> No.2791836

Goddamn his name really glows, begging for attention

>> No.2791837

He is now your responsibility, deal with him.

>> No.2791847

Eeeh were you reading the thread just now Bea~

>> No.2791862

girls tend to enjoy horoscopes

>> No.2791865

Told you guys she would cheat her way out of the "yab" stuff.

>> No.2791866

Imagine if she had the thread open

>> No.2791914

bea and matsuri!

>> No.2791920

fellow kimootas rise up

>> No.2791958

It begins

>> No.2791967

Why is this stream in like 70% japanese so far, I feel bullied as a retard that know no japanese.Should I begin doing my jp reps.

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Post the real one coward

>> No.2791975
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it's time

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>gosling topic

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>> No.2792003

A good dad wants for nothing but their daughter's happiness.

>> No.2792014
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should i just block this nigger right now?

>> No.2792021

>Should I begin doing my jp reps.
Yes, it's never too late to start.

>> No.2792028

I already did. Just his name alone annoys me.

>> No.2792031

Can anyone explain what these searches are, is it anything unusual?

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>> No.2792044

>all the newfags trying to correct her grammar on the who is (you)

>> No.2792049

>obs troubleshooting
>early signs of pregnancy

>> No.2792059

She was just looking for funny, random and interesting topics and roulette games

>> No.2792079

I forgot to change the browser when I searched the last one for her, sorry

>> No.2792083

Suisei is a waste of life. Bear laid it down

>> No.2792084

>fans want her to be popular
>get upset when people join and don't immediately know all of the backstory and lore

>> No.2792086

just ignore it. They'll soon fit in

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>> No.2792093

Nah, I'm amused is all.

>> No.2792101

>I hate boring people
You are interesting Anon. Right?

>> No.2792102

>early signs of pregnancy
Wtf, she told me she was on the pill.

>> No.2792103

No joke though, are there any membership streams planned yet? My credit card didn't work before and I want to upgrade my sub before the first stream.

>> No.2792104

>Hard to answer question
>Turns it around and abuses chat
If you're an M this is heaven for you isn't it?

>> No.2792110

Amogus on 5/2

>> No.2792117

Thanks based dad

>> No.2792118

Possible among us stream in the future.

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Yes. amogus

>> No.2792133

Are we sure Bea knows the difference between memes and proper english? Sometimes I wonder.....

>> No.2792137

>wants to get listenerchan pregnant
This bear...

>> No.2792157

this is ho you sound to japanese people when you learn japanese from H games and anime

>> No.2792159

>When she starts talking in japanese and she thinks we don't understand her

>> No.2792161

I cant get over how cute listener chan is

>> No.2792163

She wants to impregnate us, what the fuck?

>> No.2792166

Is this ACTUALLY less "yab" than talking about confessions questions?

>> No.2792167

I love my logical genius daughter's ochinchin!

>> No.2792173

>I need ochinchin!
What did she mean by that

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Wait really
With randoms or with us?

>> No.2792178

>I need ochinchin
God I haven't tuned in in a while what have you guys done to her

>> No.2792183

I don't know, i cant figure that out

>> No.2792185

Futa bea when?

>> No.2792186

ochinchin means ochin chin

>> No.2792188

She is the one doing EVERYTHING, I swear.

>> No.2792191

members only

>> No.2792192

I'm dreading this day. I truly am.

>> No.2792212

We haven't done anything, she came up on her own and posted on twitter she wanted to be a futa and impregnate listener chan
soon, I'm already drawing it

>> No.2792214

she can't impregnate listener-chan otherwise, anon

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My daughter wants to dick me down..

>> No.2792217

>stream for talking about random topics
>ends up picking her own topics anyways

>> No.2792223

>I'm already drawing it
You better not be lying to me

>> No.2792228

It sounds weird but this is true. She does these things spontaneusly, unexpected, with no input from us.

>> No.2792230

We need art of futa Beatani impregnating listener-chan.
I really should do my art reps so I can improve enough to do it myself.

>> No.2792251

>come in late
>talks about getting banned
w-what did you guys do?

>> No.2792253

will post cleaned wip later

>> No.2792255

What the FUCK is going on

>> No.2792257


>> No.2792258

Girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys.

>> No.2792260

WE didn't do anything

>> No.2792267
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does she need to take her own supply

>> No.2792277

She's really menhara, huh

>> No.2792286

Dads, i think bea forgot her meds today.

>> No.2792298

That makes this so much better

>> No.2792318

All vtubers are.

>> No.2792340


>> No.2792342

based and blurpilled

>> No.2792343

maybe she had too many

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Your math reps...

>> No.2792357

New thread time?

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blain is bwoken

>> No.2792371

The fun kind of menhera

>> No.2792372

>ACTUALLY taking meds
holy shit this bear

>> No.2792375

She's in her experimental phase.

>> No.2792379

my schizo menhera halu daugter...

>> No.2792384

She's actually taking meds

>> No.2792386


>> No.2792397

I-i kneel

>> No.2792409

Who disliked the video?

>> No.2792415

It is a mental requirement for any vtuber.

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what did you expect

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>chubby schizo bear

>> No.2792438

Why do reddittor like Keanu so much?

>> No.2792446

Fuck I have to go eat
Keep her sane anons

>> No.2792448

because he's "wholesome big chungus"

>> No.2792451

>Readies my fingers to type "AAAAAH I'M FADING AWAY"
>Sees that everyone is doing the same skit
Gread dads think alike

>> No.2792455


>> No.2792458

Some attention seeker that now removed it after getting attention

>> No.2792470

He's wholesome 100

>> No.2792480

Cool dude

>> No.2792490

Pillow made from bea meat when?

>> No.2792515

Everyone likes or should like Keanu tbf

>> No.2792517

Making my daughter smaller and cuter by cutting off her legs to make a lap pillow!

>> No.2792533

Making a scarf out of her entrails to always keep you warm!

>> No.2792535

dude likes cum and fuck so hes good

>> No.2792556

Bea went blind from getting a facial.....

>> No.2792558

Asians all look alike to her too.

>> No.2792572

new here, does she know what cute and funny means or have you fuckers made her say it and now she's parroting it and you're uohing in the background?

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Our daughter has prosopagnosia...

>> No.2792580

Facial blindness, no sense of direction, can't remember the difference between the words left and right (even in japanese). Sounds kinda rough.

>> No.2792585

I'm trying my best to no say this

>> No.2792589

She knows.

>> No.2792590

>i couldnt distinguish papa and other faces
thats why all of the multiple dads thing?

>> No.2792598

She knows newfag, don't worry she is a competent woman.

>> No.2792605

>he lacks the critical information

>> No.2792606


>> No.2792609

Someone post the collage from her first visit here
She knows

>> No.2792611


>> No.2792620

Lurk more

>> No.2792621

She's way more perverted than us

>> No.2792630

new here, who is beatani

>> No.2792631


>> No.2792635

Go back, tourist.

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Do your reps newdad.

>> No.2792640
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I'm Beatani Chisato, from XP Hill. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are cute girls, listener-chans, or image board owners, please come see me.

>> No.2792642

beatani here, who's new

>> No.2792647

Who is you?

>> No.2792648

She's going to drag this out with only 3 questions. Our daughter is a kusogaki and slightly insane.

>> No.2792649

Kumagai Chisato is Beatani. Hope that helps!

>> No.2792654

>Please Love the Useless Me
>Michiko Shibata is a woman who is thirty years old, and yet she has no job, no money, and no real boyfriend.
>She is played by Kyoko Fukada in the live-action drama.

>> No.2792656

a horny girl

>> No.2792664


>> No.2792672

missing the part where someone called her a nigger in her thread

>> No.2792680

Do NOT spoonfeed the newfags/tourists. Thank you for coming.

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Here you go

>> No.2792690

>you have no skills

>> No.2792694

If Coco can drag out a tier list to be 30 minutes, Bea-tan can do the same with 3 questions.

>> No.2792702

Top tier stall game

I've been meaning to watch that. Now I must

>> No.2792704 [DELETED] 

That was a different thread she commented on.

>> No.2792718

remember to be friendly and help out new dads who don't know the lore

>> No.2792724


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This dude is trolling, no way

>> No.2792733

>am good at simracing
If you're here 1v1 me at Macau motherfucker or you're a shitter

>> No.2792734

Getting mixed messages here.

>> No.2792753

Think about what your oshi would want. Would she want you to be mean or a nice dad?

>> No.2792756

I have him blocked and wish you hadn't shown me this.

>> No.2792757

>hasn't blocked him yet
You really are an M, aren't you dad?

>> No.2792772

She wants new fans, so probably nice. Let her be mean to her fans.

>> No.2792784

That's haram, habibi

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my oshi is a kusokuma so she would 100% want me to tell newfags to fuck off

>> No.2792799

She'd want me to remove newfag limbs to give her as an offering.

>> No.2792804

Guys.... I don't think I can tolerate FagOfBlades any longer....

>> No.2792808

take meds now

>> No.2792811

right click -> block

>> No.2792821

Hearing her type her story into a translator is so cute.

>> No.2792832

Today was the first time I ever heard of someone getting negative points on a test.

>> No.2792851

My oshi doesn't take her meds and neither will I!

>> No.2792855

I'm loving today's stream

>> No.2792866
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>being retarded in high school

>> No.2792868

my daughter is a menhera and I love her

>> No.2792878

exactly this, if you actually care about her growing as an indie you'll tone down your autism and not immediately scream at anyone who dares be new to fuck off and stop watching

>> No.2792883


>> No.2792884

Why are menhera girls so lovable...

>> No.2792911

it's pretty common in asian schools
t. Hispano-asian

>> No.2792917

So classics test. Is that litterature?

>> No.2792929

My condolences...

>> No.2792932

the fuck does this mean

>> No.2792941

I know Japanese and Western schooling is extremely different but I'm pretty sure no matter where you're from by the time you're in high school it's more about knowing how the system works than actually knowing or not knowing what the class is about
I know I've gotten D's in classes I could have easily gotten at least B's in if I actually put in the effort instead of hiding in the back and playing vidya on emulators all class

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>> No.2792965

it means flipfags, anon

>> No.2792967

>she does it for free

>> No.2792972

>she does it for free

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>> No.2792980

Beatani is cute when she's confused

>> No.2792996

>redditors trying to explain that shes talking about chores

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>> No.2793005

Godammit, now we have to spent 30 minutes explaining a new meme to her.

>> No.2793022

I don't think she can look up jannies on KYM

>> No.2793034

Maybe it's people who just want to hear the story and not confuse her with shitposts about jannies.

>> No.2793037

Don't distract her with dumb hard to understand memes, distract her with actually good memes instead.

>> No.2793051


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>> No.2793056

cute and funny indie
loves board culture
interacts a lot
really loves her audience
we are her dads and moms and brothers and sisters and friends
verbal abuse game on point
lurks here

>> No.2793060

Chat is embarrassing today

>> No.2793070

Alright, nice

>> No.2793080

>she's a gatekeeper
>on the internet
>on the windows XP hill
>she does it for free
>she takes her "job" very seriously
>she does it because it is the only amount of power & control she will ever have in her pathetic life
>she squashses bugs she doesn't like because whenever she gets upset she has a menhera attack
>she doesn't fill the bathtub with hot water because it interferes with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons to peropero
>she will never have a real job
>she will never leave the windows XP hill
>she will never be at a healthy mental state
>she will never know how to cook anything besides gyoza
>she will never have a girlfriend
>she will never have any friends

>> No.2793090

I thought mods and janitors were separate things

>> No.2793105

They are both equally gay, so it doesn't matter.

>> No.2793106

holy fuck ^

>> No.2793112

They are

>> No.2793150

Was it autism?

>> No.2793160

Why is my daughter so retarded? WHY?

>> No.2793166

yeah but KYM retards don't know about that

>> No.2793192

The streamer reflects their fans.

>> No.2793213


>> No.2793216

I saw people in chat conflating the two and saying that janny was another word for mod so I thought maybe I misunderstood

>> No.2793233 [DELETED] 

Holy shit dads, there is a single jap in chat

>> No.2793236

>She forgot on the 1st day
It's ok
>She forgot on the 2nd day
A little funny, but stop this
>She forgot on the 3rd day
You fuck
>She forgot on the 4th day
>She forgot on the 5th day
>She forgot the 6th day
>She forgot on the 7th day
It's not your fault, I'm sorry...

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Slayza bros...

>> No.2793280

They're distinct from each other, but as far as the usage of the meme goes it definitely morphs into a catch-all for moderators and anything like them.

>> No.2793287

I have a family member who has autism (high functioning smart kind aka aspburgers) and adhd both diagnosed, he is a really cool dude and honestly he reminds me of beatani a little.

>> No.2793297

I fucking knew it

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Doge is one of us

>> No.2793305

>confirmed ADHD
>requires meds

>> No.2793313

Literal menhera

>> No.2793327

Sometimes I don't understand how can one's taste vary so much.

>> No.2793329

How deragotory of a term Is "menhera"? Is it ok to call our daughter that in chat?

>> No.2793335

>ADHD is very funny! Hahahaha!

>> No.2793341

>ADHD is funny

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>> No.2793380

Dads... our daughter needs money for her meds

I thought we were just joking about needing meds

>> No.2793382


>> No.2793383

Bad advice if your disorder is in your way

>> No.2793394

based ADHD is a meme illness doctors foist on retarded parents to get them to pay up for having stupid hyperactive kids

>> No.2793400


>> No.2793401

My 3 favorite indies
>One has ADHD
>One has hardcore autism actually might be an aspie (but is a genius at making music)
>One is a menhera/pervert
What the fuck.

>> No.2793407

Now I actually feel a little bad about it

>> No.2793411

I had adhd and could litterly not do anything as a child, i failed everything in school but after those meds it went much better. It's a kind of amphetamine they give you, it works, though it makes you sadder.

>> No.2793421

How come I never got accused of having ADHD as a kid but now that I am an adult every doctor is telling me that I should get tested?

>> No.2793427

All great people are menheras

>> No.2793429

Menhera is a requirement for vtubing. Name one chuuba who doesn't have it

>> No.2793437


>> No.2793438

I thought japan had socialized medicine? Why did the meds cost so much? It is free in my country with socialized medicine.

>> No.2793442

You described Beatani, what about the other two?

>> No.2793443

Agree, that's a scam disorder. Kids are gonna be kids

>> No.2793450

Who are the other two?

>> No.2793451

Those all describe Beatani

>> No.2793454


>> No.2793457

Fucking teachers in middle school tried to tell my parents I had ADHD because I would get up to get a piece of paper to draw shit when I finished my work during class. My parents told them to fuck off basically. I'm probably the most focused person in my family these days. So yea, ADHD for the most part is bullshit.

>> No.2793459

fucking based

>> No.2793460

This fucking forgetful bear

>> No.2793470

Based, my top 3 is also Beatani, Beatani, Beatani

>> No.2793483


>> No.2793489

It is overdiagnosed as fuck but for some adhd is really crippling for real

>> No.2793491

Ritalin and it's consequences has been a disaster for the human race

>> No.2793494

It's true. Fuckers drugged me with anti-depressant pills, made me even more sleepier and fucked with my brain hard. Made me a fat fuck. One day I stopped and went to the gym instead under a heavily discounted shared plan that my boss so kindly let me use. Went down from size 38" to 32~31" in roughly 4~5 months and I was a lot more positive after that. Fuck pills and fuck pharmaceuticals.

>> No.2793509

There has to be a catch to her.

>> No.2793527

reminder that you should never trust anonymous retards on the internet for medical advice

>> No.2793532

>he doesn't know

>> No.2793538

Except me, you can trust me.

>> No.2793543

The ADHD one was meant for Beatani. The other 2? I..won't say. Check the independent jap vtuber thread. I may post them there from time to time.

>> No.2793557

>he's a schizo

>> No.2793559


>> No.2793597

shut the fuck up Pfizer shill

>> No.2793598

at least anons on a mongolian basket weaving forum arent looking for profit

>> No.2793599

>one is total menhera
>one lives in a third world shithole
>one is FUCKING DEAD and is having computer troubles at the moment

being an indie fan is suffering

>> No.2793600

You need to go back, Global Cabal. Meds are not the solution, taking initiative and getting /fit/ is, however.

>> No.2793602

Even the homeless are classier in Japan.

>> No.2793607

>cum smothered homeless bread

>> No.2793621

>shitting on the bench

>> No.2793632

>shiting on the bed

>> No.2793633

The number of actual Schizos that need medication are really low. Don't take the meme shitposters so seriously.

>> No.2793636

KFP chads, we've been validated.

>> No.2793640
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>beatani will never shit on your bench

>> No.2793645

you sound like that one guy who won't shut up about generalizing indies because of the shitty ones you find

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>shitting on the bench
>doing what?

>> No.2793672

>have had anxiety problems since school
>became worse with time, but it was so gradual I didn't notice
>got to a point where I had trouble leaving the house
>got meds
>suddenly a functioning adult again
yeah no, fuck off. it varies.

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>> No.2793679

take your meds.
Yea, it really is.

>> No.2793689

why are fellow dads so autistic once you give them a bit of attention they go crazy.

>> No.2793701


>> No.2793709

>started streaming 86 minutes ago
>3 questions

>> No.2793710

post the DM or it didn't happen

>> No.2793718

Reine, botan.

>> No.2793736

>can't keep her room clean
>single at 40+

>> No.2793738

No mentally sane person attracts so many russians.

>> No.2793740

Is this a Gura stream?

>> No.2793765

Botan, ok. But Reine isn't?! Do you watch her enough. There are small hints.
It's her design and game choice that attracts them.

>> No.2793782

It's getting wet for hiroyuki time again

>> No.2793798

>It's another episode of Bea getting wet for Hiroyuki

>> No.2793810

I think the first row is love topics, second row is interests, and the last row is stories.

>> No.2793811

How does it feel to know that your Streamlabs donations go towards superchats to Hiroyuki?

>> No.2793851

Oh no no no

>> No.2793856

She just destroyed your rrat

>> No.2793860

>Hiroyuki pumps and dumps Beatani, drops her off in the streets of Paris where she is raped by a gang of feral migrants.

>> No.2793862


>> No.2793869

Feels good to know they don't

>> No.2793878


>> No.2793888

>Thinking she will end the stream early
she doesn't
>Thinking we will change stream topic to listener chan and other shitposting stuff for the rest of the stream
>Thinking she will drag it out to one hour with just 3 questions
It's over an hour now. So this is the power of autism.

>> No.2793890

But that's every episode

>> No.2793895
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>not being one of the migrants
you already failed her once dad...

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>> No.2793931

I miss her...

>> No.2793942

>calls hiroyuki useless
>stream is dead

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>> No.2793944

I knew she was a delinquent/10

>> No.2793947


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>> No.2793956

How does it feel being NTR'd by Hiroshimoot?

>> No.2793961

Hiroyuki has grown too powerful.

>> No.2793963

She's rebooting you dingus.

>> No.2793965

I just joined during the homless part. What did I miss?

>> No.2793970

Fucking HiroMoot, can't believe he's a Bea anti

>> No.2793979

ADHD/10 thestream should be titled "ADHD stream"

>> No.2793981

I'm gonna hazard a guess the problem beatani keeps running into is that Chrome is a RAM hog and a half so doing a stream where she's got it open the entire time on screen eats at her computer hard

>> No.2793996

I'll rate it tomorrow, I promise

>> No.2794003

Chihiro messed with the stream to save us from a hour long hiromoot talk. Thank you Chihiro.

>> No.2794015


>> No.2794018

wtf I love chihiro now?

>> No.2794027

Bea's PC got wet because of all the hiromoot talk

>> No.2794031

>She has to endure an hour long Hiroyuki talk every day

>> No.2794072

didn't some anons DM'ed her about her technical issues?

>> No.2794073

The next investment should be upgrading her pc

>> No.2794078

I can only see her running into that problem if she's a full blown autist that NEEDS to have 500 cute girl pics open in her browser tabs at all times.

>> No.2794080

>being jealous of fucking Hiro of all people
Goslings were a mistake.

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gives me time to finish some fanart before stream ends

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>> No.2794116

>Got a -4 on a test
>Still ended up getting an office job
How does she do it

>> No.2794132

"an office job" isn't something that's particularly hard to land

>> No.2794138

A lot of office jobs just need a brain dead warm body to process paperwork

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>> No.2794158

So do we actually believe that she managed to graduate from university as she said in her debut video?

>> No.2794160

Japan has many placeholder office jobs, like a single person in charge of the printers on a floor

>> No.2794166

But this is strange, she recently upgraded her ram and surplus DDR3 isn't that expensive. I wish she would let us know what her specs are. I'm sure you anons (all me) could help her out in no time and pin point the issue. I also hope it isn't a virus problem. She can abuse Bit Defender's endless trial promotion by clicking the trial link infinity every 6 months to reactivate the trial.
>Now I sound like a concernfag.

>> No.2794175

Almost 4am here, goodnight dads

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>> No.2794191

Good effort, euro dad

>> No.2794192

Just like me, browser is currently using 13gb of ram.

>> No.2794199

Sleep well dad

>> No.2794208

you did good eurobro

>> No.2794221

13? Actually fucking how?

>> No.2794231

Imagine being Chihiro
>Chihiro did you see what Hiroyuki-chan tweeted this morning?
>Chihiro look at this funny Hiroyuki-chan clip
>Chihiro I need to use the computer to watch Hiroyuki-chan livestream!

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She needs a quick rundown

>> No.2794239

holy shit how many tabs do you have open

>> No.2794247

Didn't Windows XP have some weird 4GB RAM limit since it was x86?
Maybe she should upgrade

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the $2 card is for anon who tried to pay for a seedbox yesterday

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>browser is currently using 13gb of ram.
>13gb of ram


>> No.2794267

She doesn't use XP

>> No.2794274

no XP is based

>> No.2794276

who has better english skills, beatani or haachama?

>> No.2794279


>> No.2794284

She literally lives in it ahodad

>> No.2794304
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Around 2000 tabs, my browsing habits are full on hoarder tier.

>> No.2794317

Beatani because she doesn't make me want to kill myself when she opens her mouth

>> No.2794319

I though I was bad with my 20 tabs at 2gb...

>> No.2794321

did bear ever sing kawaranai mono?
asking for a friend

>> No.2794327

make bookmarks dumbass. thats how I save all the sites

>> No.2794338

Same here, but at least I use the extension to hibernate the inactive tabs.

>> No.2794345

I think australia haachama had better vocabulary. Right now i would say Beatani

>> No.2794349
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>wants to impregnate a boy
....dads?...is she a futa?...

>> No.2794351

i dont want to understand

>> No.2794352

it's almost 100% gotta be some hardware or software problem. if it's software it's probably related to OBS, Live2D or Chrome. Or whatever she's using in those instances anyway.

Unless she's got some other stuff running in the background that slows things down. Then the answer is just "turn that shit off while streaming."

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>> No.2794360

Same, and i even have them open again upon browser restart which lags down my computer for like 5 minutes upon starting the browser

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>> No.2794376

Beatani, but it's hard to tell since Haachama pretends to be bad at English.

>> No.2794382

Have we gone too far?

>> No.2794383

are we heading to /d/-land now?

>> No.2794400

We weren't already there with the guro?

>> No.2794401

Now I want to impregnate a cute boy.

>> No.2794405

Were we ever not?

>> No.2794420 [DELETED] 

There are add-ons that will export all of your active tabs into a list. Please end your computer's misery

>> No.2794435

They also work like shit.
The only thing that SOMEWHAT works is Great Suspender.

>> No.2794436

Clippers, pls I'm gonna need a clip of where she says she likes traps more than grills.

>> No.2794446

I love it when she gets off to us berating her

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>> No.2794448

Guro, loli, selfcest, public use by the homeless, and now futa? We've long been well beyond what's allowed on /d/

>> No.2794452

the bear is flicking the bean

>> No.2794458
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good job dads

>> No.2794461

Does that mean she prefers trap guro to female guro?

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not this one

>> No.2794480

Why is she buttering us up so much now
I feel groomed

>> No.2794490

>burger detected

>> No.2794501

Rye Mountain-san...

>> No.2794507

>gray name
into the trash

>> No.2794511

>beatani will never get you pregnant
I'm going to FUCKING kill myself. There's no reason to live.

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Futabear is going to mpreg shimakaze-listener-kun.

>> No.2794514

>bea fanning herself while imagining listener-chan (male)

>> No.2794520

>tfw firefox doesnt start anymore once you hit 10k tabs and only have 8GB

>> No.2794524

Would she like it if I drew futa Bea plowing Listener-chan/kun ?

>> No.2794527

It's like when the tatsunokos had to all type gachikoi to be revived

>> No.2794535

>cucked in the dick shadow picture
>misspelled uooh in this capture
Rye Mountain-san...

>> No.2794542

I'm so sorry :(

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>> No.2794556

What if Beatani IS Hiroshimoot?

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>I want to try weed
Fuck sakes

>> No.2794594

first time here?

>> No.2794597

where did we go so wrong dads?

>> No.2794602

I hate weed...

>> No.2794603

Dads I'm loving this listener-chan stuff I wish I was as cute as a listener-chan

>> No.2794604

Literally her third priority in life.

>> No.2794605

>he lacks the understanding

>> No.2794613

it's not the first time she mentions it...

>> No.2794617

it doesn't make it any less disappointing

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impossible, and you will die for your insolence. Don't worry, it will be quick and painless.

>> No.2794622

She's really hellbent on getting listener chan pregnant.

>> No.2794624

>I want to smoke weed and get my wife pregnant
Where did we go so right, dads?

>> No.2794626

She mentioned wanting to travel to smoke weed a long time ago.
We should support her healthy curiosity about drugs!

>> No.2794637

>"I will stop before I say something dangerous"
What did she mean by that?

>> No.2794641

Since that faggot didn't accept my challenge here he's a confirmed ledditfag

>> No.2794648

I'm not an enabler dad!

>> No.2794654

She wants to stop before I get too sad she isn't my gf

>> No.2794669

probably guro

>> No.2794672

You're going to start taking HRT to become a CJD femboy for bear now.

>> No.2794691

>bear smokes weed
>gets hungry
oh no........

>> No.2794704

>you'll never be kidnapped
>she'll never remove your limbs
>you'll never be feminized by her big futa cock
why live?

>> No.2794707

Too late for that

>> No.2794712

bbq time for listener-chan!

>> No.2794727

Castrating listener-kun.

>> No.2794735

All for my daughter, it's not like I want to become a femboy and suck futa dicks or anything like that

>> No.2794747

The final yab is nigh.

>> No.2794768

is it just me or is chrome worse with memory leaks now?

>> No.2794774

Cant believe my cute and funny daughter joined holo en gen2

>> No.2794779

>english language lesson in japanese school is not good
JET on suicide watch

>> No.2794792

>duolingo is fucking... very funny and interesting game yes!

>> No.2794793

english teachers in japan are the LOWEST of the low

>> No.2794802

She does this to us.

>> No.2794806

gotta keep the door for duolingo sponsorship open

>> No.2794824

>tell an amazing story
>duolingo a shit

>> No.2794826

No one does JET except pedophiles. Especially our own former admin, Avery Morrow.

>> No.2794830

All you do in JET is say English words. The English teacher is still Japanese and Japanese people make the lesson plans. It's a very fucked system.

>> No.2794831

My dilation reps...

>> No.2794841

>that fucking larper in the chat

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>> No.2794871

just use the bookmark function holy shit

>> No.2794883

and around 30k bookmarks

>> No.2794900

what the fuck

>> No.2794911

Seek help.

>> No.2794912

bookmarks don't work sometimes

>> No.2794919


>> No.2794944

did you try saving them in html pdfs?

>> No.2794952

You are worse than my girlfriend. You legit need help dealing with some kind of OCD or hoarding issue

>> No.2794959

>Studied 3 years
>Scared of Kanji

>> No.2794963

good thing my pc is crap so i learned how to clean up my tabs since it slows it to a halt.

>> No.2794997

i understand how you feel, sometimes its nice to just look back at all the websites and threads ive visited. i got bookmarks saved way back in 2011

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close all your tabs and remove most of your bookmarks, keep them under 200-350. you dont need anymore than that.

>> No.2795057

>LARPers ruined the stream
>Derailed thread
Bea Bea

>> No.2795134

Must be nice, I'm already using all my brain cells just trying to understand Bea's english, comments and making sense of them for my japanese reps.

>> No.2795150

Yeah it's a little cringe to see people distract her by typing Japanese. I get that you're special but she's streaming in English for a reason

>> No.2795207

but why?

>> No.2795229

>be hairy eastern euro

>> No.2795236

>Yeah it's a little cringe to see people distract her by typing Japanese
How would this distract her anymore than people typing in English?
>she's streaming in English for a reason
Except she speaks both Japanese and English in her streams.

>> No.2795260

oh god she's an armpitchad too

>> No.2795261

I'm so hairy you can barely see the skin on my legs. This is pain,

>> No.2795266


>> No.2795295

t. Got filtered and didn't do his reps

>> No.2795317

>dad didn't do his reps
You know what to do

>> No.2795322

She just said she likes how girls don't have hair like guys. That means she can still like hair on guys.

>> No.2795347

>Bea doesn't like hairy pit girls

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Peropero thigh and armpit also like both tall and small girls. She really is perfect.

>> No.2795369

笑 笑 笑 笑

>> No.2795374

someone needs to make a bear ver of this

>> No.2795384

>Chihiro is a fucking bitch

>> No.2795396

Honestly you don't really need to learn how to write kanji. I think it is more important to recognize kanji instead. JP language pack on phones and PCs really help in choosing correct kanji.

>> No.2795400

I busted out laughing

>> No.2795433

asians win again

>> No.2795490

this bear is FAT

>> No.2795501

Why is it so funny when she says it?

>> No.2795509

Wew, finish stream when thread is at dead last.

>> No.2795521

because she's cute AND funny

>> No.2795532

It's so blunt and sudden

>> No.2795568

Looks like my T-shirt is arriving Monday.

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Pregancy is kinda hot

>> No.2795697

>I want to eat my baby

>> No.2795752

>eigo jouzu

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>> No.2795797

why doesnt she hide the face when she goes to outro

>> No.2795800

am now pregnany / 10

>> No.2795801

ED still cute as fuck out of 10

>> No.2795805

Boys "usually" can't get pregnant/10

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>> No.2795825

There are some kusochatters, but still fun nonetheless. mpreg/10

>> No.2795829

I feel kinda weird shitposting with her, now that I know she is actually mentally ill.

>> No.2795832

shimakaze kun / 10

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well it's inevitable

>> No.2795836

Because it's FUCKING CUTE

>> No.2795842

actually fun zatsudan/10

>> No.2795843

Making mom cry/10

>> No.2795844

レイト • ザ • ストリーム!!

>> No.2795846

All of us are her cute pregnant wives/10

>> No.2795862

面白い stories / 10
Because Beatani a cute.

>> No.2795865


>> No.2795885

Because she is stuck in XP Hill, she can't escape.

>> No.2795889

being turned into listener-chan and being impregnated/10

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>> No.2795898
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I forgot to post this clip last time so you can have it now. How Beatani reacts to NTR(from the Ao Oni stream)

>> No.2795899

most of the dads here are mentally ill irl, take the blue pills and don't think too deeply into it.

>> No.2795904

Literally everyone here is mentally ill.

>> No.2795913

Get /fit/ not meds/ 10

>> No.2795915

Good job on your katakana reps

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>> No.2795981

hate animals now

>> No.2795998

ADHD sucks but it's a low-tier mental illness compared to some of the schizos on this board

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