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Previous Thread: >>27851032

>> No.27884988
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>>27884868
that's why I want HAM he's super cute and funny

>> No.27884999

The real reason there isn't a Gura daki, is because her tail would need its own, and they don't make weird T-shaped pillows to make it work.

>> No.27885018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN60zc08x04

>> No.27885019

So this is the new "normal" huh

>> No.27885022
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.27885040

I love Gura more than anything and I hope she has a lovely day today

>> No.27885063

I love gura.

>> No.27885080

>>27885019
retarded, relentless arguing has always been the normal for /ggg/, where have you been?

>> No.27885095

MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE MANAGEMENT HATE
SHILLS FUCK OFF OUT OF THIS THREAD THIS IS FOR CUNNY DAKI ENJOYERS ONLY!

>> No.27885114

>>27885080
Ignore the retarded tourist.

>> No.27885137

>>27885040
same desu

>> No.27885169

So Gura isn't streaming today. She'll use Irys's anniversary as an excuse. Looks like she had some Twitter activity today. She liked a picture of her and shion

>> No.27885176
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>>27884988
Looks too lumpy, I like my lolis looking finely cut.

>> No.27885216

I think a daki of Gura's tail alone could be cute.

>> No.27885219

I might send a complaint to Cover telling them that they treat Gura like shit. I'm gonna ask them why Shion can get a Daki but not Gura

>> No.27885224

>>27885176
this is like wojack posting

>> No.27885241
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>>27885176
Kek, nice.

>> No.27885257

>>27885216
Fuck no. That's lame. Why are you giving in? It should be Gura or nothing at all

>> No.27885272

Daki timeloop is cringe.

>> No.27885278

>>27885176
Based
Fuck management and shills

>> No.27885321

>>27885169
Gura doesn't look for excuses, every time she streams is because she wants to go on a date with her chumbies and has time to.

>> No.27885324

>>27885272
Fuck off shill

>> No.27885343

>>27885219
>>27885176
I haven't seen this discussed, but could it be that lolicon is legal in japan and a "grey area" in america? There's a wikipedia article about it, apparently "Christopher Handley" got arrested specifically for Lolicon.

>> No.27885361

>>27885343
you're the first paragraph on the bottom row

>> No.27885368

>>27885257
see>>27884999
two dakis. but you have to pay for the tail one separately. If I was a corporate faggot trying to maximize profits, that's how I would do it.
Oh, yeah. and they're VERY limited. Also, they went live 5 minutes ago.

>> No.27885387

>>27885257
>anon doesn't want to hug and spoon Gura's fat, slimey tail
What are you, gay?

>> No.27885405
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>>27885176
True neutral master race.

>> No.27885409
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>>27885272
It's directly disobeying Gura's wishes, too.

>> No.27885446
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I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>> No.27885449

>>27885361
Oh shit previous thread literally discussed this, I should've done reps. Sorry.

>> No.27885468

>>27885409
where's the other one. I thought wish #2 was kek-tier trolling.

>> No.27885485
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>>27885468

>> No.27885499

>>27885409
What did Gura mean by this?

>> No.27885538

>>27885499
Don't worry be happy.

>> No.27885565

>>27885485
Of all the flavors of shark Gura has to offer, gremlin shark has to be in my top three.

>> No.27885583

>>27885499
WordArt comeback.

>> No.27885614

Ok but why did Cover lie to Gura?
Non cope answers only

>> No.27885620

>>27885614
they are corrupt and lazy

>> No.27885675
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Someone let me know when others want to talk about how cute Gura is instead of the daki.

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>>27885675
Imagine how cute Gura would be on her very own official daki

>> No.27885696

>>27885614
They want to keep her on a tight leash so they can sell her to Crunchyroll and other western sponsors

>> No.27885698

>>27885614
Gura made it up, she never seriously asked for a daki.

>> No.27885725
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>>27885675
Gura was cute yesterday and will be cute today as well.

>> No.27885745

>>27885694
>official
how much does this actually matter, if you want a Gura daki?

>> No.27885751
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>>27885675
I'm going to talk about the daki until we get one.
Fuck off shill

>> No.27885773

>>27885745
Official ones have Gura's quality seal of approval and buying it actually pays her.
The current unofficial ones aren't exactly amazing

>> No.27885775
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>>27885176
>>27885241
>>27885278
>>27885361
>>27885405
This is how you post

>> No.27885791

>>27885620
>Cover is corrupt and lazy
>Gura is corrupt and lazy
THEY ARE

>> No.27885795

Please post soundposts from last night.

>> No.27885800

>>27885745
better art

>> No.27885834
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i found a nice website with no negative feewings it's weddit dot com

>> No.27885843

>>27885751
Oh I hate Cover and think something needs to be done but going in circles /here/ won't change anything

>> No.27885848
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>>27885775
personally, this is me

>> No.27885853

>>27885834
we know you like reddit gura

>> No.27885880

If there was a daki, I'd probably end up using it wrong.

>> No.27885892

Gura...i miss you...

>> No.27885895

>>27885843
Yes it will
It will annoy people enough to talk about it in other places too.

>> No.27885896

>>27885834
>no negative feewings
People there are just as toxic as people here

>> No.27885899

>>27885880
Ame has hers hung up like a display so you'd be in good company

>> No.27885903
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>>27885675
I want to talk about the likelihood of Gura marrying the chumbies. It seems like the perfect relationship for her.

>> No.27885913

>>27885895
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.27885928

>>27885895
Anonchama...

>> No.27885938

>>27885903
The chances are 100%, but those odds only apply to marrying me alone

>> No.27885942

>>27885896
It's funny because they're toxic in a worse way
At least here we just call people lazy niggers and stuff.

>> No.27885955

>>27885895
If you think this board has any influence on anything then your ego is way too big.
This place is only considered as a schizo screeching ground by everywhere else. This is probably the least effective place to post complaints about anything.

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personally I think Gura should stream today. or maybe not stream if she does not feel like it. that is okay too

>> No.27885985

>>27885176
What's this about? Did new information surface?

>> No.27885992

>>27885913
>>27885928
Reminder that the outrage over both Gura and Anya rigging was started by people here who posted it on reddit and got it attention over there to the point that Cover had to actually officially address them.

>> No.27885999

>>27885903
I agree. She should marry the chumbies right away. I offer myself up as the representative of the chumbies.

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man goomba really is streaming way less than before, i hope she didn't lost her motivation...

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>>27885985

>> No.27886025

>>27886015
Oh shit

>> No.27886028

>>27885899
Yeah, I'd use it like a regular, albeit longer, pillow. Until I need to sleep. Then I'd kick it to the floor. Bed small. Room hot.
Realistically, I probably wouldn't even open it. Just hoard the cover.

>> No.27886039

>>27885992
>started by people here
That was so egregious people recognized it everywhere at once immediately

>> No.27886059

>>27886015
Shion is an actual child to in character.
I fucking hate management so much

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>>27885938
No, I think she wants to marry the whole fanbase and continue streaming. It's a nice low maintenance relationship that sees all her needs provided for just from seeing us three times a week.

>> No.27886161

>>27886079
what about her sexual needs

>> No.27886172

>>27886079
All of those streams for members.

>> No.27886198

>>27886079
Sorry bud, you can tell yourself whatever you want but she's only gonna marry me.

>> No.27886204

>>27886161
cybersex streams with t4 chumbies

>> No.27886273
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>>27886161
She's a cybersexual attracted to crustaceans, so ERPing with us is the only thing she truly enjoys.

>> No.27886394

Management hate
GIVE ME DAKI!!!

>> No.27886424

>when Gura doesn't like anything = stream
>When Gura likes something - no stream
The real chaos of hololive

>> No.27886449

where on the internet can I find arguments and discussions about a pillowcase?

>> No.27886547

>>27886449
/a/ buyfag threads

>> No.27886568

Personally, I'd rather have Gura than a daki of Gura

>> No.27886579

I want a daki from Gura

>> No.27886643

>>27886568
personally, I want a hand-signed photo.
well, I picture. 'photo' of Gura.

>> No.27886708

>>27886568
Personally I just want Gura to be my personal semen receptacle.

>> No.27886741

I think releasing a daki will create more Goslings. It lets your imagination go wild when you're lying with it in bed. It basically happened to me.

>> No.27886750

>>27886708
goomers get the gat

>> No.27886771

>>27886394
I think discussing the possible (obviously misguided) reasoning behind Cover's decision, in order to respond with correct information as a fanbase and maybe potentially have at least a chance of making a difference, was a lot more productive than spamming "Cover lied for no reason CORRUPT", but I guess some of you are too retarded to think more than .5 steps ahead, so instead there will just be nonsensical whining that amounts to less than even an attempt to fight for what you want as a fan

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I'm just saying, if I go full immersion and consider Gura my girlfriend, then three dates a week isn't bad at all. A little more sex would be nice, though.

>> No.27886844
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>>27886750
Nyo, Gura was made to be goomed on.

>> No.27886885

>>27886771
>New ip
>Retarded shill take
Cover doesn't read these thread nigger
I sent them e-mails explaining this calmly as well as provided proof examples and laws.
Stop being a faggot shill and start talking about how much you hate Cover.

>> No.27886945

Hate management, luv me shork, simple as

>> No.27886981

>>27886771
>-10pts
Run-on sentence.
>-10pts
Grammatical errors
>-5pts
Spelling error
>0/25
>Please see me after class.

>> No.27887016

>>27886885
>Sent a calm explanation to Cover
>Posts about how much he mates management in this thread instead of turning it into a copypasta and getting more people onboard with his logical explanation in order to spread it
You're retarded anon

>> No.27887048

>>27886885
>>27886981
If Cover has literally any kind of sort-of valid reason to deny the daki, and you don't address that in your complaint, then you will be ignored and remain dakiless.

>> No.27887063

>>27886771
173 points have been deposited into your shill account.
Please try a bit harder next time though we pay good for you guys to do this all day.

>> No.27887087

>>27887016
That's because much like Cover, he's lying

>> No.27887121
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27887121

Look at my wife and her wife.

>> No.27887131

>>27886771
It's like you niggers don't understand why Karen's get their way at supermarkets or why sjw people always win
It's because they are annoying as fuck
The more annoying people are over this the better

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>> No.27887162

>>27886708
Imagine having Gura as your daki

>> No.27887209

>>27886771
You can get at most 1 hour of rational discussion on a Mongolian basket weaving forum before it devolves into shitflinging

>> No.27887213

>>27887131
lol
lmao

>> No.27887227

>>27887121
Shion seems wet.

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Buds I don't know what to play right now...

>> No.27887294

>>27887250
Play "making cover shills mad" by talking about the daki

>> No.27887299

>>27887250
There's a few websites if you want inspiration: https://whatshouldisteam.com/

>> No.27887351 [DELETED] 

I hope Gura gets in trouble for mentioning the daki and unleashing the chumkek lynch mob on Cover instead of iofi and fubuki this time.

>> No.27887395

>>27887351
t. Management

>> No.27887411

>>27887351
I hope Gura has sex with me

>> No.27887510

>niji livers gets literally any merch or permission they want
>cover shills have to defend cover for abusing their talent
kek

>> No.27887513
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>>27887250
Play with Gura's tiny erotic breedable body. T u T

>> No.27887516
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>>27887250
Play Fall Guys

>> No.27887549

Original Reflect hit 14.6 million.

>> No.27887574

>>27887131
Anon, people got annoying over Mori's party mention and Gura's response was to play dumb about it, mockingly mention shenanigans, and lie about having covered all the off-collab stories. She will just memory hole the dakimagura.

>> No.27887581

>shills pretending to be niji fans to make daki posters look less genuine
Sad

>> No.27887597

>>27887510
>any merch they want.
So they choose to have the same crappy merch released every year?

>> No.27887609

>>27887549
what the actual fuck is wrong with you? did you not listen to her talking about number obsession at all? and that's not any kind of milestone. you're just waiting for the number to change and then posting when it does. get help. you are mentally ill.

>> No.27887646

>>27887549
kys you have OCD

>> No.27887667

>>27887609
I don't remember what she said about number obsession because there are still no soundposts

>> No.27887724

>>27887609
Number of posts hit 27887609. Should only be about 112,000 before 28000000

>> No.27887778
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Sex (in public) with my sharkwife

>> No.27887787

>>27887227
Shion IS wet

>> No.27887807
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>>27887724
Why is a board about women of all things this fast?

>> No.27887813

>>27887574
>Gura's response was to play dumb about it, mockingly mention shenanigans, and lie about having covered all the off-collab stories
No Gura's response was to ignore it because she didn't want to start drama, the shenanigan's thing was just a coincidence, and she didn't lie about any stories she literally told us she will tell us more as she remembers them because she is forgetful. Stop acting like she's some genuine lex luthor who lies and puts hidden meanings behind every word that comes out of her mouth.

>> No.27887876

>>27887807
Incels are obsessed with women.

>> No.27887898

>>27887807
men obsess the most over what they have the least

>> No.27887965
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It's pleasure to know gura genuinely loves me. I'm so happy.

>> No.27888003

>>27887574
She ignored it because why would she talk about a place she stayed at that got doxxed......
Fuck off shill

>> No.27888009

>>27887898
>men
There are more women here than you want to believe.

>> No.27888056

>>27887581
cope

>> No.27888085

>>27887131
>why Karen's get their way at supermarkets or why sjw people always win
It's more than just being annoying, it's having the right connections and pressuring the right people to get what you want. Just being annoying in of itself won't accomplish much.

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>[correction stream] collab with chumbies

>> No.27888164

>>27887813
There's nothing lex luthor about it, she just bluntly ignores fans.

>> No.27888172

>>27888009
Don't deflect, incel.

>> No.27888188

>>27888164
The people she's ignoring are antis not fans

>> No.27888206

>>27888101
Gura no... Susan will ban you for that...

>> No.27888239

>>27888164
>ignores drama
>continues to tell fans she's working for the daki
retard.

>> No.27888251

>>27888101
chaturbate debut let's go

>> No.27888354

Management hate

>> No.27888402

>>27888239
Add it to the list of things people ask Gura about every few months.

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>>27888101
My body is ready!

>> No.27888477
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27888477

Is gura dead?

>> No.27888543

>>27888477
Yeah, I killed her

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>>27888477
ye

>> No.27888693

I miss my depressed shark wife
Manat hate!

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You don't understand guys! You can't just shit on gura. You need love and praise her with all your heart and penis and then she appears!

>> No.27888750

>>27888693
Wow idk how the fuck I spelled management so wrong.
That's what I get for phone posting on the toilet at work I guess.

>> No.27888853

>>27888725
Nobody is shitting on Gura expect management.

>> No.27888947

>>27888725
She's not appearing today if she doesn't make a frame within the next 7 minutes. Which, admittedly, has happened before.

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>>27888725
Kissy members stream doko. I want to forget about everything and lose myself in the taste of shark lips.

>> No.27889190

>>27888477
Yeah... again...
She requires more goom tributes for revival.

>> No.27889267

>people like shy girls?
what did she mean by this

>> No.27889334

https://twitter.com/pokachurorichu/status/1545989534919208960

>> No.27889353

>>27889334
weird looking Gura

>> No.27889393

>>27888947
It's over..

>> No.27889400

>>27889267
she must know by now, right?

>> No.27889521

I am the prophet of the Gawr named Gura.
Hear my message. Take my teachings to heart.
>Blessed be Yagoo, creator of all.
>Blessed by A-chan, muse of muses.
>The TAKO prophesied the A
>Debut A was the first light of the Western Sun.
>There were the Simps. But by her benevolence, the Shrimps were pulled out of the Sea of Chat
>The Shrimps would be the Chosen.
>Surpassing her senpai, it was ordained that she would rise above all.
>Kneel before the azure idol, and craft the symbol of The Church: The Fork. Keep it with you in times of darkness.
>Gura is the only light. Gura is life. Without her, there would only be Death.
>Rejoice and be chumble.

>> No.27889637

>>27889267
She wants confirmation that you like her if you meet each other

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>>27889267
>gura wants to know people like shy girls
>mentions she likes shy guys when she gets the chance
gura is an empathic girl

>> No.27889939

>>27889267
She's insecure

>> No.27890061

Maybe we'll get more Gura info from Ame's stream

>> No.27890140

>>27889936
I also don't know my own blood type. I sometimes run a thought experiment in my head where I'm hemorrhaging blood, and EMTs ask what type I am, and I'm like "Blondes, I guess". Because I wouldn't know my blood type, and it would be a somewhat interesting story of my death.

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>>27890061
probably not but if so people will mention it here

>> No.27890218

Gura isn't streaming tonight because management told her she's not allowed to obviously.
MANAGEMENT HATE!

>> No.27890248

>>27889936
Is there a scan of this entire... book?
somewhere?

>> No.27890292

>>27890248
yes

>> No.27890339

>>27890292
is it worth hunting, or will it be wasted on someone like me who doesn't speak moonrune?

>> No.27890342

>>27890140
They can do a somewhat quick type check or just give you O- blood

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>>27890339

>> No.27890451

>>27890218
So just like IRyS

>> No.27890630

>>27890373
does there exist alargercopy of this so I can read it?

>> No.27890727

>>27890218
I believe it. Not something they haven't done before.

>> No.27890756

>>27890373
Mori can actually draw. Doesn't draw herself. Ame can't. Draws herself anyways. Ame is pretty based.

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>>27889267
Gura is the perfect shy uwu sharkwife. She stays safe and sound in her gremlin cave, sleeping and eating strawberries and browsing Instagram. I want her to do more asmr for us while nervously asking if it feels good as she slowly gets into it with her entire body. Later she'll probably apologize for making weird noises but feel really happy seeing how much we enjoyed it.

>> No.27891050

Ame was watching Gura's stream yesterday

>> No.27891084

So who's asking Gura if she's getting the Shion daki?

>> No.27891129

>>27891084
you

>> No.27891164

>>27891129
But I'm a poor fag.....

>> No.27891193

>>27891084
We all know Gura is going to buy two. One for molesting and one for decoration

>> No.27891283

>>27891164
All these superchats, unasked, because Gura's viewers have no money. Imagine a world where Gura read member chats and answered questions in them. Her streams would be improved immeasurably.

>> No.27891349

Gura won't wrap my cock with her cunny lips tonight because management won't let her.
MANAGEMENT HATE!

>> No.27891496

>>27891283
She would have to read superchats for that to happen anyways

>> No.27891935

>>27889521
I always thought that 'a' was an ad-libbed quirk, or mistake. I didn't know it was an in-joke that predated debut.

>> No.27892351

Fags mocking people making fun of management. Management boot lickers

>> No.27892587

>>27891283
She doesn't really like answering questions except from her favorites. It's better not to bother. When she's freely chatting, she's more likely to think of interesting topics.

>> No.27892651

>>27892587
Self-fulfilling prophecy.

>> No.27892701

>>27891935
what's the in-joke? I watched Gura since debut and never learned it.

>> No.27892785

>>27892651
She is training her viewers that way, but they still try and make her skip them.

>> No.27892875

>>27892701
>>27891935
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1303528216494092288
it's not an in-joke. it was her first tweet. likely a test to see if it worked. It was funny enough that Ina mentioned it in her debut, as Gura would debut after Ina. And then Gura audibly "A"-ed during her debut.

>> No.27892890

>>27891935
>>27892701

I dont think anyone knows for certain but I find it highly unlikely that "A" was anything more than rolling with a typo and making the most of it

>> No.27892989

>>27892587
sure there are some people she answers most of the time but she will absolutely answer anyone if you ask a good question

>> No.27893043

How do I summon a gura?

>> No.27893068

>>27892875
That's what I thought, but sometimes people make me think I'm missing something.

>> No.27893135

>>27892875
>>27893068
It's also a verbal tic she has, which she mentions during one of the early full Myth collabs.

>> No.27893181

>>27893043
IRyS will be performing the summoning ritual later. Let us pray for her success.

>> No.27893262

>>27892989
Once in a blue moon she might, but either way she's way better freely chatting than reading supers.

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>>27892875
Ina's "a" as though it's just a fact about her next genmate, prior to Gura's debut.

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Gura tommorow?

>> No.27893465

>>27892587
I think you have it backwards. Those people she responds to all the time are more likely to ask questions in general, and more likely to ask questions that they know she would be willing to respond too.
She has said before in general she wants you to superchat her interesting things because she doesn't know what to talk about otherwise. But writing something interesting for her is apparently a high bar for some.

>> No.27893477
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27893477

https://youtu.be/2SuJQKiDdWU?t=2846

>> No.27893492

>>27893262
Not really, a lot of her best moments come from good super prompts.

>> No.27893533

>>27893477
I still can't believe Gura predicted amogus with this emote.

>> No.27893570

>>27893043
If you’re desperate you can special summon her by banishing 2 or more “rest day” monsters from your hand or field, but return them to the top of the deck at the end of your turn

>> No.27893572
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>>27893331
Yes! Marriage proposal members stream!

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>>27893465
Writing is hard, that's why I'm glad she provides emotes for me to express myself with

>> No.27893621

>>27893043
Create a summoning circle with sea salt. Place in it a slice of pizza several pieces of quartz and fanart of Shion which prominately display the feet. Invoke the name of Dante son of Sparda and call on him to lure Gura into the circle as well. Negotiate carefully at your own risk

>> No.27893657

>>27893596
Same. I love spamming her emotes, especially with all these new ones. They represent the full range of emotions so well.

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>>27893477
my favorite self-referential moment of hers is this classic.

>> No.27893771

>>27885773
a lot of the official dakis are also unimpressive.

>> No.27893822

>>27893262
It happens more than you think. Just make it a question worth answering and she will

>> No.27893828

why doesn't she begin streams with 'DOMO! SAME DESU!" anymore? It was/is really cute.

>> No.27893831

>>27886161
I've got that covered, no worries.

>> No.27893837

>>27893465
Absolutely false. What's important is being a big spender, content creator, or someone she knows. They will get reactions for even fairly inane stuff. And what she said herself was that she'd rather just have TTS on and react to them during gameplay.

>> No.27893839

>>27893465
I hesitate to send questions because its seems like a lot of the good ones have been asked before and I don't want to out myself as a newbud. I usually just send in stupid jokes.

>> No.27893845

I have faith that Gura's daki will be good. She has pretty good taste in art.

>> No.27893852

>>27893043
Go to an elementary school, find a 141cm girl with a similar build to Gura's, take her home, dye her hair white with blue highlights, remove pants and underwear. Done!

>> No.27893902

>>27893828
It's Goob, now.

>> No.27893937

>>27893839
even if shes answered stuff before she doesnt mind answering again even if its mundane stuff like "duh how do I vtube?"
plus some answers change after time, I say go for it

>> No.27893965

>>27893839
Go ahead and out yourself.She honestly has a pretty annoying complex about repeating herself so if anything you're helping her mental state by encouraging it.

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>>27893852
that's so funny. Where would (you) bring her? Like, your home or something? lmao? haha. am i right, my chumbro?

>> No.27894068

>>27893845
I think it would be alright, but I doubt she will pursue it. She hates drama, after all.

>> No.27894072

>>27893828
She still does just not every time
https://youtu.be/2bINiAs2Tus?t=144
https://youtu.be/2SuJQKiDdWU?t=153

>> No.27894085

>>27893937
>>27893965
>she doesn't mind repeating herself
>she has a complex about repeating herself
who do i believe

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>>27894041
I don't have a home glownigger.

>> No.27894128

>>27893852
It's not done yet where's the shark teeth?

>> No.27894168

>>27894128
Oh yeah, either buy some from Bezos or a Hot Topic if those still exist.

>> No.27894171

>>27894085
Me. She's not gonna answer unless you're someone she knows or you hit the jackpot.

>> No.27894194

>>27894041
>Ha ha thats a good one Chumbro
>Ahh
>Whoosha
>Legs are hot
>Amura is best ship

>> No.27894205

>>27894085
Complex guy is exaggerating her going "I've told you about this" into a complex

>> No.27894243

>>27894072
it's sort of muted. not as energetic as before. It used to feel more like a beginning of stream greeting. But I guess you're right. She still says it...quietly.

>> No.27894506

>>27894105
>glownigger
t. davis
part of me really wants a biography of the dude. but then newfags wouldn't have to do their reps
or it would turn into that real cringe documentary about 'anonymous'.
Theres a part of me that wants to preserve history more concretely, and another that wants it all to naturally settle in the archives, ultimately into obscurity.

>> No.27894639

>>27894506
don't worry I have zero desire to do reps because your cringe-ass referencing

>> No.27894640

>>27894506
There's already Down the Rabbit Hole Temple OS. Honestly that one does a nice job being serious about the guy without any fluff.

>> No.27894734

>>27894128
Just file her teeth sharp.

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>>27893771
>ask for dakimagura
>it's unimpressive
>also not part of the birthday set
>and there's too much other Gura merch to buy
>end up not getting it
>after Gura had to suck off management for it
Oops! Maybe we're better off memory holing it.

>> No.27894845

Does she love dande more than chambies?

>> No.27894871

>>27894639
what's a moot? why do people keep saying that. XD

>> No.27894891

>>27894845
Yes, Dande is a prime specimen for her ideal ojisan.

>> No.27895026

>>27894845
>Gura loves ojisan and cunny
>I'm an ojisan who loves cunny
WE ARE

>> No.27895117

>>27894506
>they dont know I'm aware of this obscure thing

either let it be and dont bring it up at all or start doing your own cringe ass documentary

nobody cares enough to go digging and its probably not that interesting anyway

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>>27893043
Learn cunnymancy

>> No.27895257

>>27895117
>reddit spacing

>> No.27895381

ame wants to rebroadcast some stuff like the amesame karaoke

>> No.27895477

>>27895381
Send Ame a super asking her to help Gura with her daki since Ame is apparently EN's management now since their actual management is so dogshit.

>> No.27895534

>>27895381
At least do it on a break day. I don't want it being another excuse not to stream.

>> No.27895551

>>27894820
>he doesn't trust Gura's sense
ngmi

>> No.27895617

>>27895477
Pretty sure she has SC disabled during superchat readings.

>> No.27895743

>>27895477
I feel like we've developed a toxic relationship where we have to spend money to request basic communication about anything.

>> No.27895761
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I belieb. never doubt the cunny queen and her wife!

>> No.27895856

>>27895477
Fuck off. Retards like you made Ame not want to collab with Gura

>> No.27895959

>>27895856
>New ip
>Doesn't understand it's a jork
Go back

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Gurass

>> No.27896188
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i want to lick guras sweaty body from head to toe

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>no stream
Well, I guess I gotta watch the other girls then

>> No.27896278

>>27895959
It's a jork until some faggot breaks containment

>> No.27896338

>>27896272
Whore

>> No.27896375

>>27895991
rubrubrubrubrub

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>Sleep
>Wake up at member time to check if stream, no stream
>Sleep
>Wake up at normal stream time to check if stream, no stream
Gura.. schedule please..

>> No.27896762

>>27896188
Same desu

>> No.27896852
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this is what gura looks like when management tells her she can't do her birthday plans

>> No.27896875
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>>27896188
*licky licky*

>> No.27896959

https://litter.catbox.moe/8nb2vx.jpg
is this safe enough to post as a regular image

>> No.27896965
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>>27896375
STOP RUBBING GURASS

>> No.27896985

>>27896959
i can see her butthole so no

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>>27896965
rubrubrubrubrub

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>>27896965
Nyo

>> No.27897045

>>27896985
but its a really good picture

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>>27896991
THEN DIE

>> No.27897075

>>27896959
Cover her butthole then yes

>> No.27897124

Ok, Irys's anniversary is no longer an excuse Gura. Mumei is streaming at 9pm edt.

>> No.27897280

>>27897124
I'm tired sowwy :(

>> No.27897297

>>27897124
Isn't it better to assume that he got depressed again because of the daki?

>> No.27897300

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_rPTooERM
My perfect shark wife

>> No.27897459

>>27897280
Its ok you need your rest If I was you I would take 2 weeks off to recover and before that get a list of games that are about to come out and or are out and request permissions for them so you will have some cool stuff to play when you come back and no longer burned out like you are now.

>> No.27897503

>>27897300
I can save her

>> No.27897504
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I MISS GURA

>> No.27897579

>>27897124
You're assuming she won't stop short before the anniversary starts.

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>>27895761
I'm beginning to harbor doubts. I feel like we've been given very sparse info, and what we got sounds sketchy. Management blocked Gura's birthday project, asked her to sell merch for 4M celebration, and then denied her daki despite Shion getting one.
Streams doko, handcam doko, ASMR doko, schedule doko.
We had to ask if Gura would be at Crunchyroll Expo and she had to leak it for us to know ahead of time to try to plan a trip.
Off-collab arc was confusing, enough said about that.
At least I can rely on Gura being cute, and she's back to her timeslot with a few great solo streams.

>> No.27897780

>>27897616
Also, gura was the one that let us know that management was there with them in person when they were doing the Off-Collab witch has me thinking they keep where keeping an eye on them and restricted what they could do and stuff, so some shady stuff cover is doing if you ask me.

>> No.27897941

>>27897780
Gura wasn't the first one to say it. Pretty sure management was just in the area to oversee the booth at AX and stopped by to say hi.

>> No.27898037

>>27897124
Gura is Gura doesn't matter the decision other girls take

>> No.27898121

How is the management being there is shady stuff? I'm more reliefed that there was an actual adult present nearby so the girls i.e mori wouldnt do something fucking stupid

>> No.27898258

>>27884958
Do you Chumbuds want to fuck Gura or do you like her because she's genuinely entertaining?

>> No.27898369

>>27898258
obviously both, but if her model was really ugly I'd still oshi her because shes very entertaining and sweet. of course her model makes her fuckability levels maximum and having a loli model definitely meshes well with her personality

>> No.27898394

>>27897941
are you sure about that because how the girls talked it did not seem that way, and why would they need that many people from management to oversee one small booth?

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>>27898258
She gave me reason the hold on. I would've swallowed the barrel a while back, but the desire to watch her meet her senpais and finally have her 3d debut keep me going
Oddly enough I just can't get hard on Guwa's porn. I mostly wank it to the JP girls

>> No.27898526

>>27898258
Both? Also I want to fuck her because she's genuinely entertaining.

>> No.27898564

>>27897616
>Management blocked Gura's birthday project
They denied it at the end of May after she worked on it for presumably many months which is retarded because management is retarded. I don't know the reason but I find it unlikely that whatever made them deny it wasn't already known when the project started.
In other words, they could have probably red lit the whole thing from the start and let Gura figure out something else instead of letting her waste several months of work on it.
>asked her to sell merch for 4M celebration
They just asked her if she wanted to do merch for it. They've been asking that for all 1M milestones of all holos
>denied her daki despite Shion getting one
They're retarded and while they could actually believe what they're saying, if they actually verified it they'd find that a gura daki is entirely doable.
>Streams doko
Either she's busy or she's a lazy whore who doesn't want to stream
>handcam doko
she doesn't really want to do "handcam", she wants to do camera streams. Showing her hands is not the goal, showing the stuff she's doing is. Such as cooking or unboxing merch or whatever.
However, she is a lazy whore who won't put the effort in.
>ASMR doko
Lazy whore won't do it because she doesn't care about her fans (or anyone at all)
>schedule doko
Lazy whore won't do it because she doesn't care about her fans (or anyone at all)
>We had to ask if Gura would be at Crunchyroll Expo and she had to leak it for us to know ahead of time to try to plan a trip
All conshit was always retarded
>Off-collab arc was confusing, enough said about that.
That's everyone's fault. And I can personally understand her aversion to streaming on an unfamiliar and suboptimal setup
>At least I can rely on Gura being cute, and she's back to her timeslot with a few great solo streams.
i appreciate not having to expect streams at 3am anymore

>> No.27898589 [DELETED] 

>>27898121
Mori did do something sucking stupid she had a party with drugs and drinking going on and took gura there knowing gura could not drive herself away from the place then told us she locked herself in a room sleeping or up to other shenanigans and then Mori talked about it in real time on stream when it was going on, to top it off Mori's family leaked the BNB they rented to stay in also so how did management being there stop anything Mori did? some of the girls they let do fucked up stuff and then miss treat the good ones like gura (dick on the side aside)

>> No.27898642

>>27898121
They're strange people we don't know and we don't know if they handle security seriously or if it's just Mel's manager with free rein. We just have the girls' word to go off of, and they avoid mentioning managers, especially male ones.

>> No.27898647

>>27898258
I'd say genuinely entertaining. She drew me in with her karaokes and I visited a few streams and she's funny so I stayed. She made me realize what I find attractive and want to seek in a partner so I cant say that I dont want to fuck her. Her being loli is irrelevant to this I'd watch her with any other model aswell.

>> No.27898674

>>27898258
Both. Although my love and appreciation for her as a person and entertainer is far greater than my lust for her design.

>> No.27898941
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>>27898258
They go hand-in-hand. The cute and funny uwu shark is entertaining and sexy and I'd also marry her for her personality so I can let her sleep in my bed and spoil her.

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>>27898258
She's pretty damn funny but when she's not streaming I just want to fuck her.

>> No.27898983

>>27898258
Both

>> No.27899100

>>27898564
The thing I dont understand with cover is how they task their talents with projects, surely you have some people in the company that have a better grasp of this instead of letting your talents waste their time and motivation on failed projects.

Sure personal ideas and stuff from their talent is important but cmon there isnt really that much variety to it.

I personally believe 80% of cancelled projects are because cover couldnt do them in time for the event, so their planning must suck hardcore.

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>>27898564
Rude. She is in love with her chumbies and just needs a little more time to prepare sexyfuntimes with KU100. Actually, she already made it work with our snuggle time last member stream, I might go goom to it again.

>> No.27899388

>>27899139
I'm not rude, we just have a different perspective on things.

>> No.27899512

>>27898258
I actually did not find her chara design in and of itself sexy, but I love her so much and want to make love to her so badly that my brain just disregarded that and now I'm a lolicon

>> No.27899580

>>27899388
In general being rude has nothing to do with your perspective, it has to do with how you choose to express it

>> No.27899709

>>27899388
If you don't want people to think you're rude, stop calling Gura a lazy whore who doesn't care about anyone. That's some free advice for you.

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I would like to redeem my coupon

>> No.27899759
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>>27899388
Her kiss was her promise of love. She'll come through for us if we're patient.

>> No.27899823

>>27899709
>>27899580
I would rather not be called rude but I don't care enough to censor myself over it.

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>>27899751
Sure, Gura, let me grab your legs.

>> No.27899858

>>27899100
>surely you have some people in the company
They actually don't. Cover has very lean overseas staff because hiring more employees would mean having to deal with more multinational corporate regulations, which they are not interested in dealing with. That's why EN is always commissioning fan artists to do shit for them.

>> No.27899907

>>27899512
>and now I'm a lolicon
just as planned huhaha

>> No.27899955

>>27899512
Congratulations, you have been groomed.

>> No.27899995

>>27899100

this has more to do with the differences in how JP vs western companies operate than anything else.

I work in an adjacent industry (discrete electronics) and trying to get JP/KR/CN companies to do anything remotely on time or in good standing is basically impossible, most of the time you are the holding the bag since you're not JP/KR/CN so you're a second-class citizen / client (literally told that if i wanted the product i ordered on time i should've had a real person order it, referencing that I should've had a JP agent to file a 200k USD order).

JP companies also have this extremely retarded child view of respect and will do whatever they can to save their own "face", so what likely happened is the EN branch sent this memo or some indicator to the JP main and the person who was supposed to make a decision on it didn't understand it or didn't want to deal with it so they let it die without any response. the EN branch probably took the non-response as a tacit agreement since that's the most reasonable answer and then whoever was above that whichever idiot manager got wind of it and cut it for real.

tl:dr; jp / kr / cn companies are fucking all terrible and even the worst run western company is orders of magnitude better at the same job

>> No.27900007

>>27899955
Being groomed into fetishes is the best part of being a Gura fan.

>> No.27900116

>>27899823
you are not a fan

>> No.27900223

>>27900007
>loli
>feet
>smell
>sweat
>piss
>armpits
I will not fall for vore or inflation

>> No.27900254

>>27900223
>I will not fall for vore or inflation.
Yes, you will. Give it time.

>> No.27900272

Weekly member streams were fun while they lasted but I guess they're a monthly thing now...

>> No.27900319

>>27900254
I still can't see any appeal in either of them but I'm afraid it might happen anyways since I said the same thing about feet and piss

>> No.27900335
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>>27900223
Don't worry. When the time comes, you won't fear it. You will accept your birthright as a shrimp.

>> No.27900381

>>27900223
I was already into all that, Gura hasn't introduced anything new to me. I will also never be into inflation.

>> No.27900384

>>27900223
It's a slippery slope, bud

>> No.27900415
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27900415

What did she mean by this?

>> No.27900461
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27900461

Gura was going to ask us for birthday sex, but management blocked it. Like she said though, she's keeping it a secret since it might still happen. She wants the merged Gigashrimp to breed her.

>> No.27900499

>>27900415
She REALLY wants Hololive Summer

>> No.27900534

>>27900461
Would it be better to be part of the gigashrimp's brain or part of the gigashrimp's dick

>> No.27900692

>>27900534
the gigashrimps sperm
i will become guras daughter

>> No.27900695

>>27900534
As part of shrimp instrumentality we would experience everything collectively all at once. You would feel the pleasure of both the brain and the dick

>> No.27900804

>>27900335
to be fair I do see the appeal of vore from a love standpoint - you get to be inside the girl you love, die by her, sustain her, and become one with her.
I don't see the appeal from a sexual fetish standpoint, its scary and strange. of course I understand that love and sex can be one in the same and I would absolutely accept being eaten by Gura but I can't into the genre of it as smut

>> No.27900932

Gura cunny crust and smegma
Gura unwashed pussy
Filthy cunny

>> No.27901108

>>27899995
it's exactly the same with software. except they're also just generally not good at software.

>> No.27901147
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27901147

>>27900932

>> No.27901410

apparently Bae, Mori, Mumes and Fauna all went to the beach (and based Mumes wore sneakers). Didn't Kiara have to go to the beach alone? Also the whole pool thing. Is Gura not memeing and legit cannot swim without floaties?

>> No.27901495

>>27901410
>Gura wasn't there
Not relevant to this thread. Also watch streams, she's talked about swimming.

>> No.27901500

>>27901410
Gura has extreme social anxiety and doesn't want people looking at her perfectly underdeveloped body.

>> No.27901567
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27901567

>>27901500
Gura wore a swimsuit without swimming. If she wanted to hide her body, being in the water would have been better.

>> No.27901657

>>27901495
Gura mentioned on her stream and Kiara mentioned that when Kiara went swimming Gura sat by the pool and tanned in a bikini top and shorts. That is Gura related. When they asked her in the stream she said she didn't know how deep the pool was.
When has she talked about streaming?
>>27901500
But she wore a bikini top. Doesn't Mumes refuse to wear a bikini and wears a one piece?

>> No.27901754

>>27901657
hey now one pieces are cute too

>> No.27902039

>>27901410
I thought calendar schizo predicted her period was during that day. Combined with tummy hort from cramps, that may have been the reason.

>> No.27902078
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27902078

AAAA I want to see Gura in her bikini top, she must have been so cute and sexy!

>> No.27902097

>>27901410
>Didn't Kiara have to go to the beach alone
wasnt it ina

>> No.27902107

>>27902078
In your dreams!

>> No.27902117
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>>27902078
i want to see her without it

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27902253

>>27902107
Make my dreams come true, sharkyyy!

>> No.27902258

Reminder to hate management and love Gura

>> No.27902317

>>27902258
will do

>> No.27902382

gura owns a maserati guranturismo.

>> No.27902425

>>27902382
ew why?

>> No.27902478

Given Gura's paranoia, there's a pretty good chance she'll attempt to move and stream without ever mentioning she moved.

>> No.27902500
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27902500

>>27902425
she likes the logo

>> No.27902516

I miss when she used to do weekly member streams

>> No.27902528
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27902528

>You'll never see my bikini or painted toenails!
What did I do to deserve Gura hurting me like this?

>> No.27902607

>>27902382
she does not drive... unless you have some more stuff you want to share

>> No.27902625

>>27902478
Hasn't that already happened at least once?

>> No.27902629
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27902629

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.27902651

>>27902625
No.

>> No.27902676

>>27902625
No, just schizos overanalyzing and making while projections

>> No.27902699

>>27902258
I don't need a reminder

>> No.27902709

>>27902676
wild* not while

>> No.27902711

>>27902097
Kiara went to the beach with her friend. Ina went to the zoo with her family.

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>> No.27902734

>>27902676
>Did you move? no. maaaaybe
This isn't projection, it's her saying she moved.

>> No.27902741

>>27902516
gifted members hate

>> No.27902770
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27902770

>>27885176
Reminder that Occam was a monk that would have had you flagellated for not showing up to church.

>> No.27902774

>>27902478
>Actually streaming when moving
That would be a big improvement over not streaming at all

>> No.27902799

>>27902382
proof?

>> No.27902802

>>27902734
You're very very stupid and that's fine.

>> No.27902851

>>27902799
gura invented it hence the name and the logo

>> No.27902856
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27902856

>>27902734
Gura lied to us!

>> No.27902867

>>27902802
>empty room
>GEE GURA DID YOU MOVE
>maaaaaybe
You're very very gullible and that's fine.

>> No.27903054

>>27902724
anon?

>> No.27903056
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27903056

When I was in Dallas for FANEXPO I walked past this place when I was scoping gas stations for a USB adapter. I'd really like to take Gura there some day. You eat dinner and watch guys in full costume joust on horses. I bet she would love it.

>> No.27903131

I still don't get why they aren't allowed to mention they're going to be a the goddamn crunchyroll thing. They're literally ordered to not advertise the event for free.

>> No.27903147

>>27903056
Anon...that's a place you take children...

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>>27903054
Whoops, mixed up my tabs

>> No.27903174

I hate pink woman, and she is irredeemable, but I wish Gura stayed out in LA longer so she could have hung out with Mumes and Fauna.
>>27901754
Mumes is self conscious about her body, like more than Gura is. Or at least Mumes was, idk if she is anymore. Which seems odd considering, you know
>>27902039
makes sense

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27903189

>>27903147
yes

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27903191

>>27903147
Yes.

>> No.27903193

The heart has four chambers. Gura uses all of them for her four wives. Shion, Ame, hololive JP, and Gawr

>> No.27903203

>>27903147
Its an 18+ only establishment pretty sure

>> No.27903206

>>27902867
>live somewhere
>move
>still live in the same place

>> No.27903252

>>27903203
Definitely not, I went there on a school field trip

>> No.27903263

>>27903161
Are you the mongoloid with 3k tabs open?

>> No.27903309

>>27903263
No, just slightly retarded
https://litter.catbox.moe/5bowkw.png

>> No.27903348

>>27903193
Nyooo... they're all for the merged Gigashrimp!

>> No.27903361

>>27903252
Oh I think I was thinking of Medieval Manor, not Medieval Times.

>> No.27903370

>>27903309
Ah, nevermind then.

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27903419

Hey, Chumfucks. When's your oshi's next stream?

>> No.27903422
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27903422

>>27903309
Postal 2 is not worth your time.

>> No.27903444

>>27903422
It's stupid and garbage but in a good way

>> No.27903494

>>27903422
Postal 2 is a bad game by AAA standards, but an amazing game if you view it as an indie game (although I have no idea whether it is or isn't). I loved every minute of my time playing it. I loved every moment of stupidity.

>> No.27903501

>>27903419
I'm pretty sure it's kissy snuggly asmry members only 18+ stream tomorrow.

>> No.27903622

>>27903501
Tell her to make it public.

>> No.27903804

I want Gura to be my apprehensive but supportive dom who doesn't really know what she's doing and needs help being walked through how to be in control
I want Gura to dominate me and test my resolve so we can see exactly how far she can push me until I snap and correct her
https://files.catbox.moe/bhre7j.mp3

>> No.27903874
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27903874

>>27903622
Greyfags have to make do with what little succy they get.

>> No.27903877

>>27903804
same desu

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27903909

>>27903501
Every fucking time.

>> No.27904022

>>27903804
God I want Gura to make fun of me and step on me

>> No.27904038
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27904038

>>27903804
There's so much variety, she will never run out of ERP content to give us.

>> No.27904119

>>27903174
>I hate pink woman, and she is irredeemable
I am upset with pink woman but I don't think that is true. It was a monumental fucking mistake but it was still just a mistake.

>> No.27904192

Guys, I wish I had my own Gura. I just want someone to love and hold tight. Unfortunately I'm an awful person and don't want to drag down someone I love.

>> No.27904208

>>27903422
>Postal 2 is not worth your time.
Postal 2 is period-specific satire. If you're intimately aware with the cultural state of the 90s and some of the early 2000s it's worth your time. If you're too young to remember that period then it probably just seems like a disjointed mess of edgy randomness.

>> No.27904404

did she say something about not streaming today?

>> No.27904455

>>27904404
She never said she was going to stream today.

>> No.27904479

>>27904404
there is no stream today and Sundays are her normal days off back when she took normal days off and not days at a time.

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