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Previous Thread: >>28259654

>> No.28274813
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My pink wife

>> No.28274834 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.28274835
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My green wife

>> No.28274907

Reminder to report trolling outside of /b/

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My red wife

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>> No.28274953

>>28274912
Blu cheese

>> No.28274955
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My white wife

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>>28274173
>>28274274
>>28274315
I don't know what level of video/image editing skills are lurking this thread so I got multiple ideas starting with the simplest one: chum tribute. Gura is coombrain and enjoys this sort of things or so its speculated.

The second idea is a /ggg/ sings where everyone suggests a song that Gura likes or may like and everybody does their best to sing for her. Not being retards, this is not some random /a/ sings with no objective, it's a present for Gura.

The third and last idea I had was an AMV with anime scenes video edited to make characters look like Gura and the shrimps and that sort of stuff but it requires insane skills to do this.

>>28274240
You mean the discord thing? they don't want anything to do with /ggg/ and likewise, might as well use reddit. It should be a /ggg/ thing only.

>> No.28275273

Don’t give up chumbies
https://news.yahoo.com/japanese-man-47-living-dream-022216467.html

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>>28274910
my wife, gawr, is so cute

>> No.28275445

>>28275273
It will be me.

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>>28275273
Ojisan... I kneel.

>> No.28275476

>>28274773
I await HER return.

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>>28275273
Hypothetically in a different world where one of us was talented, funny and with a history of content creation and still loved Gura, would you not apply to holostars just for the chance to even be friends with Gura if nothing else?
I know I would, I would be a Judas to anyone who thought I actually respected idol culture enough to not jump at the miniscule chance of being close to Gura behind the scenes, It would be revealed to me as a farce, a mexican standoff between lonely men and I would betray every last one of you with no hesitation if there was a single chance I could be with Gura.
And that is why I don't trust any of the homos, not ever.

>> No.28275512

sana x goomba collab doko

>> No.28275515
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>>28275273
based oji-san

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>> No.28275531

>>28275478
Fauna did it.

>> No.28275589

>>28275273
You have 1 second to reply or I'm gonna marry Gura

>> No.28275594
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>>28275273
Living the dream o7

>> No.28275607 [DELETED] 

Please no european males in Tempus. Please

>> No.28275609

>>28275273
This can't be real

>> No.28275624

>>28275273
>she confessed to him
>all he did was be there and sometimes miss concerts
this is either idol buisness propaganda or I'm on the best track to marry gura

>> No.28275707

>>28275273
It's gonna be me

>> No.28275765

>>28275273
Yeah me

>> No.28275807

>>28275607
Sorry I'm in

>> No.28275819

>>28275624
Gura did say she'd become attached if she saw our faces. Get your ass to those cons.

>> No.28275899

How much longer until you guys get your nendo? I couldn't afford one sadly but I'm looking forward to more pics

>> No.28275902

>>28274813
using gura's soft thighs as my pillow...

>> No.28275959
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I love my girly pink wife so much

>> No.28276011 [DELETED] 

Hey chumbros, a bit of a blogpost but my girlfriend (6) got mad at me because I let a friend of hers (10) stand on my shoulders at the pool. Now she won't talk to me and has been avoiding me. What's the best course of action?

>> No.28276037

>>28275899
JPbros already have it. Mine is still in transit.

>> No.28276083
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>>28276011
mating press should do the trick

>> No.28276095

>>28275899
Mine is either somewhere in the pacific or still in Japan, I can't tell

>> No.28276122
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>>28276011
Rape correction is always the answer.

>> No.28276143

>>28275819
I dont think I'm too ugly...maybe she would like me.. do I just go to every con and hope she's there? Also being EU is kinda impossible to do this I'd have to be giga rich and just have infinite vacation days to fly out for every con

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>>28275478
Literally me. If I was different I would try getting closer and eventually some day happily marry her and be her caring husband until death do us apart. Shame I'm a failure at anything I do. I can only pray with all my strength that she never falls in love with a colleague and that she doesn't become numb to the affection of her chumbuds and that she doesn't forget she's the oneitis of hundreds of thousands of her fans and at least one third of them is decent people who don't just brainlessly chum all day.

>> No.28276187

>>28276083
This emo is too fucking smug that makes me want to slap it then squeeze it and finally kiss it.

>> No.28276246

>>28275899
Mine shipped yesterday so hopefully within the week

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>>28275819
>>28276143
gremlinbuds... why do we even try...

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glipnorp gwopthopple

>> No.28276470

u guys doing good over here or do you need a tame schizo to redirect the thread's convo?

>> No.28276485

>>28276291
Getting fit, a nice haircut, and fitted clothes goes a long way bud.
t. late bloomer

>> No.28276526

God I love her...

>> No.28276540
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>>28276470
we're good thanks

>> No.28276555

>>28275478
I would do it but keep my interaction with her mostly behind the scenes and try to groom here from there so I don't get hate and can keep the income from fujos flowing

>> No.28276578

>>28276177
I honestly believe she understands that very well and will be professional in any on stream interactions and keep them to a minimum for exactly that reason. I still curse cover for unleashing this on us though..

>> No.28276580

>>28276470
unless you can direct it towards cunnyposting, we're good.

>> No.28276583

>>28274773

>> No.28276593

>>28276291
If you're in the US and you can afford to travel to every con where hololive stuff is present maybe you should try. I doubt she goes to cons but at least you can build a presence and maybe get invited to some hololive discord or even have a chance to join hololive as part of management. This way at least you can find out about things before they're official and maybe find out who the holos are in contact with when they don't stream.

>> No.28276602

>>28276177
On one condition.
That you become a homostar.
then and only then,
will I fuck homostar
as per your command princess

>>28276540
ah, alright. cheerio then

>> No.28276610

>>28276485
real reddit retard advice
fuck off, some of us are ugly no matter what you normie scum

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>> No.28276656

>>28276610
putting on a mask and practicing to sniffle regularly helps

>> No.28276669
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Chumbuds, I might be weird

>> No.28276672

>>28275273
literally me

>> No.28276731

>>28275624
>this is the ONLY success story of thousands of idols
Nothing wrong with miracles every once in a while

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>> No.28276762

>>28276635
T u T squeezy Gurass T u T

>> No.28276774

>>28276610
be the DOM you are meant to be

>> No.28276791

>>28276610
it'll work for a lot of buds, but yeah some of you are beyond saving

>> No.28276857

>>28276791
i think the vast majority of vtuber enjoyers are ugly as fuck, i've seen the meet n greet pictures and shit. takes a special breed to become super invested into this hobby

>> No.28276975

I lost 50lbs in the last year by just stopping eating fast food almost every day but now I hit an equilibrium and actually have to try to lose weight

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>>28276610
Literal incel cope.

>> No.28276981

there should be more art that is this delicious
https://files.catbox.moe/mat74m.png

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I'm going to leave this ass here, don't you dare grab it

>> No.28277055

>>28276177
Time for your meds anon..

>> No.28277110

>>28277030
Source?

>> No.28277125

>>28276610
I will say you can't outlift your face, but the bigger issue is that everyone here wants to find a Gura of their own. Well, realistically we all just want Gura, but still. Finding a regular girl is easy, you don't even have to lift, or be charismatic or handsome or anything, just look at some of the couples you see on the street for evidence of that. Finding someone like Gura, though, someone special? Much harder, and that's before you even consider how much of a shut-in her type of girl is.

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>>28277030

>> No.28277173

>>28276981
Me offscreen at the bottom.

>> No.28277210

>>28277030
*grabs*

>> No.28277219

>>28277125
Gura gave the best possible advise for getting a Gura of your own when she said to groom discord girls

>> No.28277224

>>28277110
>his monkey brain can't recognize Chintora
Unironically ngmi

>> No.28277260

>>28276610
I know this is hard to believe but there are a lot of girls out there that are just looking for someone who will treat them right, be a friend, and be a good father. Yes they're probably out numbered by tinder thots but they are out there. I consider myself a 5/10 at most but I managed to get a cute nerdy gf.
>>28276857
Eh, I once knew a girl with social anxiety that did nothing but play MapleStory all day even though she was 9/10. I can see guys with that disorder or some other disability getting super invested while being otherwise attractive.

>> No.28277289
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>>28276857
If they're ugly it means they had a shitty childhood with no romance and love from the opposite sex except their mothers, chuubas are a replacement for that even if most of them are liars and don't really think much of their fans, the illusion is still better than nothing for most of the unfortunate fellas. If they aren't ugly then they were obese children and the result is the same (my case).

The solution to this is to move out of your parents' house and build your own personality on your own. Parents are the brakes of the lives of their children especially if the unfortunate child is the same gen as me. Also, you can cook on your own and respect a diet that doesn't change based on whether you mother had a shitty or a bad day.

It took me almost 8 yeas after I left home to become someone who can appear decent from outside, I get smiles from girls at work and banter all the time. I'm still not as fit as I would but in a year or two I believe I'll get there. If I were an US resident I would totally go to cons just for a chance to leave an impression of Gura if she's there in disguise or something.

>> No.28277317

>>28277224
Thanks, I could if you showed me the face.

>> No.28277638
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>>28276578
I will believe in her. My hatred for management keeps growing stronger too, now that things were finally going back to normal they activated a machine with the potential to generate infinite rrats and hate.

>> No.28277804

>>28277289
>leave an impression of Gura
on* Gura I mean... shame I'm not from the US. American chumbies don't realize how lucky they are.

>> No.28277825

>>28276857
I had girls staring at me in high school and college when I cared too much about how I looked. I just have really bad social anxiety and I've had it since I was a kid, so I never got close to anyone. I've even had girls literally grind against as some joke with their friends because they knew how shy I am. I don't think people like me are going to cons and posting pictures.

>> No.28277921

How comes she isn't tweeting anything since the homo announcement? today there were no likes or retweets at all. I'm kinda worried.

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>>28277825
>I've even had girls literally grind against as some joke with their friends
that sounds awful...

>> No.28278010

>>28274834
Gonna goose it

>> No.28278061

>>28275052
>new thread
>nobody gives a shit anymore
As usual /ggg/ is being useless. Why does she even come here?

>> No.28278134

>>28275899
>Departed from export office, Tokyo
Could be a few days to a couple of weeks

>> No.28278181

>>28277804
One of the few times on this site a non-American has told me I'm lucky to be an American

>>28277289
It's easier said than done, most cons that chuubas attend are on the west coast and I'm in the midwest. Sure there was Anime Central but that's 6 hours away, would've had to book a hotel and everything. Maybe the next time she goes to a con in the midwest I'll make an attempt to go and talk to her.

>> No.28278191

>>28277921
We already had days of no likes before she announced the ''I'm soo busy oh nyo'' tweet

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>>28277946
I never knew how to react so I would just stand there not saying anything and walk away when they were done lol.

>> No.28278220

>>28277289
I'm neither ugly or obese (or was) but im definitely lacking in romance or love. I'm an antisocial mess and I never interact with people outside or even online, other than 4chan.

My parents are my only source of social interaction, though I do cook and clean for myself and them too. I guess you could say I've never been correctly socialized.

moving out is something that has been ingrained to me as only possible after having a stable income, which you dont if you chose to study.

>> No.28278248

>>28278191
Things were supposed to go back to normal though.

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>>28278061
>hurr chum tribute gura sure to like this gais
>durr why no one reply /ggg/ suck
And you wonder why she would be disgusted to see you all in the flesh. Yes, (You), not the ones who showed up to previous cons. (You) in here talking about cum tributes like its some wild funny thing

>> No.28278302

>>28278248
Did you not watch the last stream?

>> No.28278307

>>28277825
Toughen up and show up to a con so Gura knows there's hot buds out there.

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Holy shit I just realized it's almost been a year since I went to Dallas.

>> No.28278569

>>28278253
She still comes here in spite of that. If she really thought that's just disgusting and not funny she wouldn't RT literal SEX like she does. She is expecting chumbuds to chum from her fanart because she loves us and wants to get drenched in a bukkake worth 4 million ejaculations.

>> No.28278610

>>28278307
If they do another east coast thing, maybe

>> No.28278677

>>28278535
Gura is the strongest timewarp I have ever known.

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What do you think she spent the day doing today? she mentioned Mori's concert in the stream if I'm not wrong, maybe some practice?
It's getting late though, I hope she will get online at least for a bit before going to sleep and maybe like some fanart or make a tweet.

>> No.28278815

Gura played with MMD and tried installing foreign games with Miku. This place is probably no surprise to her with its degeneracy.

>> No.28278828
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Gura will like this image

>> No.28278855
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.28278939
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>>28278828
Does that mean she loves me?

>> No.28278945

>>28276857
Honestly I've had many girls into me but I was always crippled by social anxiety despite being aware of their interest. I even got asked out a few times but my head went completely blank and I bailed. I think the people who are the most enthusiastic about publicly showing support for chuubas are the not so attractive ones.

>> No.28279017

>>28278569
you fag its one thing to like borderline cunny and another to like disgusting shit like that
if you had better, more wholesome ideas like a song, or an artwork, or some other similar shit like that you'd have more people signing up, but this cum tribute thing is just containment breaking and bizarre
keep that sort of cringe shit to these threads

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Your oshi acts like a baby

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>> No.28279077

>>28279052
>acts like
yeah...

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>>28279052
chumbuddies
more like
the babybuddies

>> No.28279221 [DELETED] 

>>28279017
>>28278307

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>>28278855
Gura with nisokkusu... ToT

>> No.28279259

I want to spoon with gura
as the little spoon

>> No.28279271

>>28278855
Those sticc legs...

>> No.28279284

>>28278945
>>28278307

>> No.28279303

>>28279017
You really need to watch streams.

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>>28279221
thats a good idea
issue out a call for the chadbuddies to picture themselves with something gura-related
make into a collage, then put it on twitter for her to see

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>>28279116

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>>28277030

>> No.28279345

How does she get away with being so small?

>> No.28279374

>>28279345
you cannot be mad at her
she's cute

>> No.28279379

>>28279345
Despite the world's best efforts being small has not yet been outlawed.

>> No.28279444

>>28279379
Australia is trying

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>>28279017
I can't imagine not being able to give my oshi thick goom like she wants. Sorry you don't have any goom anon.

>> No.28279474

>>28279444
Australia couldn't win a war against Emus.

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>>28277030
yeah, i'm thinkin' it's gooming time

>> No.28279496

>>28279476
Goosing time.

>> No.28279532

>>28279474
Emus are big that's why

>> No.28279543

Gura will collab with Kobo and treat her like she's mentally retarded and doesn't speak english

>> No.28279584

>>28279543
well she is

>> No.28279592

>>28279259
same desu it would be kind nice

>> No.28279619

>>28279543
wait, which one

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>>28277030

>> No.28279756

>>28279259
Imagine feeling her completely flat chest and warm cunny against your back T u T

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I love my oshi gura

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>>28279532
The Australians were fools. They could have rode emus into battle.

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ones digit determines the amount of fun size snickers I eat

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>>28279756
shes so flat her nipples must be really prominent when shes horny. she can rub her chest against your back and give herself a nipple orgasm

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gura quit leaning your hair is going to get dirty

>> No.28280078

>>28279543
Kobo will mention her shit eating and Gura will tell at a story about a time she ate shit.

>> No.28280101

>>28280037
how will she get you to brush her hair for her if she doesn't get it dirty?

>> No.28280141

Chumbies are horny again I see. Good, Gura loves her cumbuds.

>> No.28280163

>>28279543
Why would Gura act like Mori?

>> No.28280198
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>>28279476
Sir! Your child! Where are her clothes?!

>> No.28280237

>>28279017
Cum tribute shit is just gay. Imagine wanting other men to see your dick and semen, couldn't be me.

>> No.28280308

>>28279284
The next time she comes to the midwest or maybe Texas I'll go

>> No.28280320

>>28280237
You could all email your cum tributes to me and I would arrange them into a collage to send to Gura.

>> No.28280433

>>28280320
I'll start taking the usual supplements for a nice load

>> No.28280466

>>28279543
>like she's mentally retarded
But that's all holos

>> No.28280515

>>28280320
Again, you just want to see men's dick and cum. Disgusting.

>> No.28280536

man this crunchyroll ambassador shit is really fucking her over

>> No.28280573

>>28280515
And?

>> No.28280612

>>28279543
I don't think many dicks will be able to survive that much brat power in the same place.

>> No.28280732

I'm finding it fucking hilarious that every holo who manually adds glasses to their model with the update ends up with Gura's fucked up eyes

>> No.28280738

Monthly member streams

>> No.28280746

>>28280612
Kobo doesn't give me the same hardness level as Gura, Shion, La+. Monkey language hard filters me.

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>>28280536
of course
at a minimum there's meetings and briefings
then theres practice for whatever performance she has to do
and after that theres the general tiredness after going through all that
do not expect anything more than an easy to stream game or a chatting member's stream in the upcoming weeks

>> No.28280820

>>28280536
Anon she said she's recording some shit, it's not just the Crunchyroll expo that's keeping her busy

>> No.28280828

get yer tickets while you can west coast chums, you need it for the meet and greet
https://twitter.com/crunchyrollexpo/status/1548116455341887489

>> No.28280843

>>28280732
It's because they aren't attaching to the face correctly

>> No.28280904

>>28280738
Gura knew she was going to be busy this time of the year. That's why she was doing 2 member streams a week a while back.

>> No.28280995

>>28280738
feels bad honestly.

>> No.28281028

She just liked the Homostars post...

>> No.28281047

>>28281028
retard

>> No.28281073

>>28280828
You could not pay me to go back to that hell hole known as California.

>> No.28281102

>>28281073
Same sadly.
If it were pretty much anywhere else I would consider going.

>> No.28281141

Waching VODs while the shark is away since the breaks might be longer than what was anticipated. Probably won't be back to normal until after the crunchyroll expo.

>> No.28281168

>>28280828
Fuck no, not even Gura is worth going to California

>> No.28281261

>>28281028
Manager-san

>> No.28281302

>>28280828
I probably would have considered going if they didn't constantly wait until the last fucking minute to announce these things.

>> No.28281377

>>28281028
How old are you?

>> No.28281392

>>28281028
You actually made me check, I'll give you that.

>> No.28281451

>>28281392
Set tweetdeck up, you shouldn't be checking manually.

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this picture is making me super horny

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>>28281498
Gura's hot, we confirmed it last stream

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this picture is making me super horny

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>>28281748

>> No.28281971

do you think she might have finally bought a house/moved since she said she has some stuff to sign

>> No.28282006

>>28281971
yes that's exactly it

>> No.28282027

>>28281971
yea me

>> No.28282070

>>28281971
she's signing the tons of marriage certificates

>> No.28282080

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I hate conventions

>> No.28282146

>>28281971
it's the limited edition merch

>> No.28282209

>>28281971
it's a contract with a new company that won't mistreat her and cancel all of her shit

>> No.28282276

>>28282027
didn't mean it as a shitpost was just thinking what would need a signature
>>28282146
wouldn't that already be done since it was limited quantities

>> No.28282327

Does Crunchyroll pay well for them to go on this expo?

>> No.28282370

>>28282276
Limited quantities, but it's still months away from being shipped. They take the order first, then make everything, so she probably only recently even got the postcards to sign, and has to sign them all and send them back.

>> No.28282377

>>28282276
although in hind sight i should have put a bit more thought into how shitposters would use my post to shitpost

>> No.28282385

shitposting is fine but at least make it interesting next time

>> No.28282456

>>28282377
For what it's worth, it crossed my mind too given that she was off on her own doing stuff she didn't want to bring up while she was visiting, and she's not exactly a social butterfly offline. I just didn't want to bring it up because yeah, shitposters.

>> No.28282520

>>28282370
true didn't think of that
>>28282385
wasn't my intention just wanted to talk about the shart and neglected any thought on shitposter's using my post

>> No.28282521

>>28282276
>wouldn't that already be done since it was limited quantities
It's 2000 signatures. Try writing 2000 signatures. See how long it takes you.

>> No.28282541

>>28282276
Limited sure, but how many do you think it was total? A few hundred? It would still take more than a day or two unless you want them getting very sloppy towards the end

>> No.28282582

>>28281971
It's the autographs for CRX, but yes she's probably also in the process of moving. All things considered it's why she hasn't been streaming very much lately.

>> No.28282583

>>28282521
was it 2k? i completely missed it due to my internet dying mid stream

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i made a healthy meal and i'm sleeping early tonight to fix my sleep i hope you're proud gura

>> No.28282725

>>28282582
>It's the autographs for CRX
Why are you making shit up?

>> No.28282801

>>28282582
There's no signed merch for CRX dumbass. If anything it was the birthday merch cards

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>>28282665
Good job chumbie

>> No.28282876

>>28282725
>>28282801
Forgive me for being retarded

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>>28282876
No.

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>>28282876
I forgive you

>> No.28283386

>>28282876
only if you post fart shark

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>>28282665
I'm having tacos from a taco truck

>> No.28283786

i hope gura has duet with suisei in mori concert

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i just goomed

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imagine gura looking at you with absolute disgust as she hurls insults

>> No.28283983

>>28283823
>Blowing your load before she streams
NGMI

>> No.28284026

I bet she's busy playing MH offline to stream.

>> No.28284072

>>28284026
yeah, with me

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I love ebis on fanarts

>> No.28284223

>>28284153
me on the right, next to her foot

>> No.28284227

>>28284072
You wish anon.

>> No.28284402

>>28284227
say whatever you need to cope anon

>> No.28284510

>>28284153
me hiding inside her cunny

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>>28283386

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>>28283955
How dare you looking at me like that

>> No.28284706

>>28278220
why are you me? But to be fair though, I'm about to move out and stay in a dorm away from my family for most of my time in the coming months or years so I'll actually have a chance to be a proper adult. I think I have a decent chance since I'm probably average to above average in terms of looks due to not being an overweight slug because I try and stay healthy. The problem is that I'm a socially autistic mess, maybe even more than Gura. I was invited by some of my acquaintances to go somewhere just to have fun through texting and I didn't reply for a solid 30 minutes because I didn't know how to respond normally because I was autistacally making noises to myself while wondering why they invited me in the first place.

>> No.28285457

>>28284153
Ebi (me) is cute and Gura thinks so too

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>> No.28285617

nacho's three-eyed cat thing is a much better mascot than the blue fuck Gura got stuck with

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grua cute

>> No.28285650

>>28285499
just a little lower please

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>>28285651
Reminder to throw away the nendos shark hat
It's what she would want

>> No.28285799

>>28284706
I'm a 9/10 with really bad luck.
The first time I had a girl stay at my house, I had terrible Athlete's foot and didn't notice until after she left. I was wondering why the girl was staring at my feet the whole time then it was a mountain of dead skin on my feet.
Then when I was having sex with my first and last girlfriend ever, I had shit leaking out of my ass without realizing it and there were shitstains all over my girlfriend's blanket so I left her house without saying anything then dumped her before she would dump me.
I also have dermatitis, horrible dandruff, a chipped tooth, and schizophrenia. You guys have it good compared to me, who has the burden of actually looking decent thus higher expectations.

>> No.28285943

>>28285797
it's big enough to use as a little cap for your penis. gura would want you to use it that way.

>> No.28286035

>>28285799
>shit leaking out
bro what the fuck

>> No.28286044

can someone post the yoshi mario baby gura made I haven't seen it posted in a veyr long time

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>>28285799
What the fuck did you took a shit in some cursed jewish temple or something?

>> No.28286769

>>28285799
>schizophrenia
its okay anon nothing you experienced was real

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Buds I want a burger but don't wanna go out to get one..

>> No.28286931

>>28286863
just use uber or something

>> No.28287075

>>28286863
This is why Gura always orders 3 happy meals when she goes to mcdoanlds. Lasts her at least a week

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>>28287075
but the happy meal still doesn't take the depression away

>> No.28287286

>>28286863
Juist order one

>> No.28287449

>>28286863
Just go out and get one. You'll be happy you did. Don't waste money on delivery.

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>> No.28287906

>>28276857
>i've seen the meet n greet pictures and shit. takes a special breed to become super invested into this hobby

For some reason people who go to meet in greets never look good 99% of the time, any that goes for any hobby like this. What’s funny though is the girls have good looking fans but they just don’t go to meet and greets. Take for example the buff KFP guy.

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We'll see Ms. Shark tomorrow, right?

>> No.28288220

>>28288183
I will, not sure about everyone else.

>> No.28288282

>>28288220
I made this post

>> No.28288346

>>28288183
You'll see Mrs. Shark.

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I don't wanna go to work, I wanna watch Gura..

>> No.28288671

>>28288507
Then stay comfy in bed just like how Gura is doing right now

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>>28287906
>For some reason people who go to meet in greets never look good 99% of the time
because the type of people who are shameless enough to go to a vtuber meet and greet are the same that are shameless enough to neglect basic hygiene and fashion. the average /ggg/ cunnychad undoubtedly mogs the average chumbud at any con but the cunnychad knows better than to put himself in a convention hall full of those people

>> No.28288864

>>28288824
ahaha you really believe this

>> No.28288902

>>28288183
she'll be Mrs. Shark tomorrow because I am marrying her right now

>> No.28289086

>>28288824
How did you mess up "having self confidence" with "being shameless"

>> No.28289131

>>28287906
I mean, if there were good looking fans, no one would notice from the group photos because they've all got masks on and there's a couple of fatties in front in their cheap, sweaty t-shirts for people to focus on.

>> No.28289302

>>28289131
Why are you focusing on people you think are ugly? Something's wrong with your brain.

>> No.28289343

>>28288824
Honestly if the love Gura so much I don’t understand how they wouldn’t be embarrassed about showing their appearance to her. I mean would you show up to a date unwashed and not looking your best?

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>>28288824
I'm not ashamed of Gura! And Gura isn't ashamed of any chumbies, either, she loves us.

>> No.28289402

>>28289131
>I mean, if there were good looking fans, no one would notice
Nobody talks about you if you look normal anyway. There's like two youtube videos and a handful of pictures on twitter that caught me. I lost so much weight before Dallas my jeans were hanging off of me I lost even more weight in the last year and now all my fucking clothes don't fit anymore

>> No.28289420

>>28289302
The negative always sticks more than the positive. There are perfectly normal looking takos, but everyone remembers the times square photo. There are normal looking 'gators, but everyone remembers the one with the pillow that makes Gabe Newell look like a starving ethiopian.

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uoh

>> No.28289543

>>28289420
>quick glance
>oh they're ugly
>put them out of my mind
Whereas you're obsessing over this shit. It's fucked up. You're fucked up.

>> No.28289546

>average looking bud that went to anime central
>got a major confidence boost after seeing my competition
Feels good to know being the last chumbud is gonna be easy for me.

>> No.28289591

>>28289302
Don't blame me, I'm not the one saying all the fans are ugly, but there are people with that agenda.

>> No.28289637

>>28289543
I'm not obsessing and I don't particularly care. I'm not even the guy you were talking to. Just saying, people usually remember the low points.

>> No.28289663

>>28289546
Ya I’m not going to lie seeing those pics made me feel better.

>> No.28289696

>>28289086
>having self confidence
if you stink and look like shit you shouldn't have any self confidence, regardless of face genes

>> No.28289731

>>28289696
Cope more. Looks aren't everything. Sooner you realize that sooner you'll learn to be happy.

>> No.28289770

>>28289663
where should I look for these, twitter? I could use a confidence boost

>> No.28289891

>>28289731
Smelling good is nice for just yourself anon…..

>> No.28289937

>>28289891
I wasn't talking about smell, that should be obvious. Not sure how people were smelling chumbies through a computer screen to supposedly know they don't shower either

>> No.28289961

>>28289770
Gura might have liked them I can’t remember though.

>> No.28289963

>>28289637
You're not obsessing yet you immediately have examples jump to mind. Sure.

>> No.28290013

>>28289731
i have no idea how else to explain this to you. if you smell like shit and have food stains all over your fatass cargo shorts and oversized tshirts, you shouldn't feel self confident in public.

>> No.28290054

Hello fellow Chumbuds.

>> No.28290061

>>28290013
I'm not sure how we went from "chumbuds at the meet and greet were ugly" to this fanfiction

>> No.28290142
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Guys... I don't think Gura is going to suck popsicles for us...

>> No.28290217

>>28290142
did they melt or something?

>> No.28290239

>>28290061
do you smell like shit or something? why are you trying so hard to disagree with common sensibility? alot of people that went to that convention talked about how bad it smelled

>> No.28290277

>Another day without gura stream
I think i’m getting used to it, she is just a mascot now with ocassional stream

>> No.28290304

>>28290239
That's every convention. Have you never been to one?

>> No.28290347

>>28290239
I didn't realize the convention was one giant entity that could be judged all on its own.
And I mean duh its gonna smell when you have thousands of people packed together in the heat. Kind of absurd to judge individuals if you yourself were not there smelling said individuals. There's no common sense in that.

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>>28290142
Have faith, she's just hoping the KU100 arrives before the end of summer!

>> No.28290502

>>28290277
So she achieved her dream of becoming Hatsune Miku? More time for me to focus on life reps for her to, so win win.

>> No.28290508

>>28290142
She's going to give meet and greet exclusive succies like last time.

>> No.28290557

>>28290347
you must literally smell like shit to be this offended. anon do you smell like shit? there are things you can do. what body wash do you use? try investing in a loofah

>> No.28290586

>>28290457
So what you're saying is that we're about to begin Endless Eight?

>> No.28290593

>>28290557
This coming from the guy who was offended by other people meeting Gura

>> No.28290666

>>28290502
I think so, its saturday now in my country so i’m gonna have a 5km walk

>> No.28290676

>>28290593
what does that have to do with you not taking frequent showers?

>> No.28290724

>>28290586
Yes, the summer was not satisfying enough for her. We must loop the same day until she gooms on stream.

>> No.28290728

>>28290676
I don't know man all I said was that you were being retarded for making absurdly nonsensical blanket statements out of pure jealousy that they got to do what you can only dream to do.

>> No.28290811

>>28290277
My rrat is that they decided to record a bunch of stuff last minute after Sana announced her graduation, so I think stuff will be normalish after the 21st.

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>>28290728
get off of /ggg/ and take a shower right now. gura doesn't like smelly chumbuds. her nose is very sensitive. do it.

>> No.28291129

>>28290457
sauce?

>> No.28291183

>>28290907
She loves smelly musky smells are you kidding?!?!

>> No.28291204

>>28291129
https://litter.catbox.moe/av2m2l.jpg

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>>28291204
are there more?

>> No.28291416

>>28291183
Did you not watch the last member stream?

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>>28291261
Yes, and eventually she will stream it for us out of love and passion.
https://litter.catbox.moe/yg8qf3.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/8wn4n1.jpg

>> No.28291439

>>28291183
watch streams

>> No.28291506

>>28291430
>cowtits
ok they're not even trying

>> No.28291516

>>28291430
>https://litter.catbox.moe/yg8qf3.jpg
You posted the wrong one. Here.
https://files.catbox.moe/8aoi2s.png

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>>28291516
Oh, nice, it's fixed.

>> No.28291630

>>28291416
>>28291439
People are actually trying to pretend like Gura doesn't have a huge smell fetish.

>> No.28291684

>>28291630
Doesn't mean she likes every bad smell

>> No.28291690

>>28276610
you truly live a cursed existence. i'll pray for you.

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>>28291630
Bruh. Musk sexy smell != unwashed shitstain smell

>> No.28291794

>>28291630
I have a girl on the toilet fetish, but I wouldn’t want to actually smell that. Some things like Gura says are just nice to imagine.

>> No.28291818

>>28291794
Gura has never said that.

>> No.28291913

>>28291818
>Gura has never said imagine the smell on stream

Anon?

>> No.28291954

>>28291913
Saying to imagine the smell is not equivalent to saying "Some things are just nice to imagine"

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fish butt

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Reminder that Gura is cute, smells nice, fashionable, and wanted us to know these things about her so we'd be attracted to her and never leave her.

>> No.28292252

>>28292177
Jokes on her, I was already attracted and never going to leave.

>> No.28292304
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Weakbuds filtered by shit smell will never be able to shovel poop alongside Gura.

>> No.28292378

>>28292304
I clean animal shit for a living now

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>>28292177
>smells nice
please stop reminding me

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Reminder that if you are a lazy fat unhygienic neet with no skills or talents, you have no shot with any girl, let alone Gura. You still have time to fix yourself, but you better hurry.

>> No.28293033
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>>28292805
jokes on you I've already mostly fixed all those things! except for the girlfriend part...

>> No.28293084

>>28293065
gura is your girlfriend

>> No.28293195

>>28293065
A chance is better than no chance. You'll get someone eventually if you put yourself out there. No one would want to date a useless man that smells like a sewer though.

>> No.28293251

>>28293084
no Gura is my girlfriend

>> No.28293262

>>28292805
>You still have time to fix yourself
I'm already on it, anon. I've been lifting for almost a year and a half now after quitting alcohol entirely and fixing my diet. I've also been teaching myself to play music. I just need to fix the girlfriend part

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>>28293084
True, Gura has her ideal romantic relationship with the chumbies.

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>>28293033
my gura

>> No.28293390

>>28293262
Good on you anon! More people should take action like you. Hope you find that special girl soon.

>> No.28293442

>>28293390
Thanks anon, I hope things go well for you too.

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chumbuds? you don't stink?

>> No.28293503

>>28293475
sometimes, but not right now

>> No.28293572

>>28293475
I'm stinky and will be until I go outside again

>> No.28293580

>>28293475
I have many issues, but stinking isn't one of them. I like taking showers too much. I dunno how people can stand to skip doing it for even a day, if they have the option to do it daily.

>> No.28293590

>>28292805
Jokes on you, anon, I'm a slightly underweight, hygenic, job-holding man with career related skills and a budding artistic talent and I STILL have no shot with any girl.
I am lazy though

>> No.28293617

>>28293475
I took a shower just a few hours ago so I still smell like body wash

>> No.28293712

>>28293590
Sounds to me like you just need to get swole and you're golden.

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Gura wants us to belong to her.

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>>28293084
>girlfriend that loves and adores me that i love and adore
>i cant touch or hold her or even talk to her one on one
my life is gods funniest joke

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>>28293791
>Chubi has unlimited armpit access
>Bubba got barked at by Gura
Bros...

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>>28293590
You sound just like me, but i'm not really focused on doing anything artistic. I was doing my weight reps for a while but it wasn't helping much because I struggle to eat enough. I really want to get back into it though

>> No.28294179

>>28293475
when I get mad I get really stinky

>> No.28294187

>>28293915
gura lives with the same pain. she said she wants to embrace us physically somehow

>> No.28294345

>>28293915
That's what makes it good.
No going out, no overwhelming, no imprisonment, no nagging. Just pure love, at a safe and enjoyable distance.

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why does it not surprise me that >we're all probably decent members of society or at least working towards becoming one despite the stereotype of neck-beared weaboos being synonymous to /here/

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>>28293915
>Can talk to her one-on-one at Meet&Greets
>VR Touch cybersex streams eventually
She's trying her best.

>> No.28294479

>>28294349
idk, I always keep my facial hair trimmed short or shaved.

>> No.28294498

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpwcPI09I4g

hope gura sings this for the memes

>> No.28294532

>>28294349
I'm closer to the stereotype than most of you, probably, but I shave and work for a living. Sort of a living, if you squint.

>> No.28294626

>>28294349
Haha, yeah... totally...

>> No.28294678

>>28294349
Kind of Ironic seeing as Vtuber fans have proven to have deep pockets that real neets don't.

>> No.28294742

>>28294349
I have good friends and work a stable job where coworkers invite me out all the time and I always make an excuse because I'd rather spend my free time relaxing at home and watching Gura's streams

>> No.28294768

>>28294678
There's a lot of greys and non-superchatters around. The deep pocket people are a tiny, tiny minority even if a good chunk of them are here

>> No.28294958

>>28294678
I can barely afford her merch right now, but if she's still my gf in a couple years I'll share my salary with her with akasupas.

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>>28294626
>>28294532
atleast you're self-aware about it which is a big step in the right direction. c'mon buds, I know you can do it. do it for the shark

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>tfw the last chumbud in this thread

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>>28295363
not even close buddy

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>>28295363

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>>28295453
>>28295472

>> No.28295617

My god she is lazy. Most other EN's are doing recordings and have time to stream. Kiara does her hololive work and streams everyday. I sick of the excuses. How much you wanna bet she is playing games with friends offline while telling us she is too busy?

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I'm horny. Horny for shark.

>> No.28295651

>>28295617
I didn't see you all day, where have you been?

>> No.28295683

>>28295617
If I wanted Gura to be the exact same as one of the other girls I would make them my oshi instead. Now fuck off baitfaggot

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>>28295363
i think you mean last dumbud ₛₕₐhaʰᵃ

>> No.28295820

>>28295724
How dare you

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I love her more than anything!

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>> No.28296077

>>28295651
I think they're saving energy for the new debut. There's been much less effort in shitposting across the whole board.

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Real diaper hours. Who up?

>> No.28296265

>>28296251
>not the soundpost
sad

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>>28296251
I will be awake watching dumb videos for at least 3 more hours.
>>28296530
oyasame

>> No.28296932

>>28296530
It's like she's calling me to bed to sleep next to her! ToT

>> No.28297101

>>28295683
Yesman detected. She ain't gonna fuck you

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>>28296530
Sleepy shark

>> No.28297261

>>28297101
Cope, Gura will cyberfuck the chumbies.

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>>28297101

>> No.28297631

>>28275899
Wait, I thought Good Smile automatically deducts the amount from my PayPal? I haven't received a notification yet.

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Why failed payment? I haven't gotten a notification.

>> No.28297721

>>28297631
Check your account, I didn't get a notification for payment either but it went through and it was shipped a couple of days ago.

>> No.28297844

>>28297721
>>28297705
Am I fucked? I contacted support but they're closed in the weekends.

>> No.28297955

>>28297631
>>28297705
>>28297844
why the fuck are you asking us you retard?

>> No.28298067

>>28297955
NIGGER I'm fucking scared of losing Gura.

>> No.28298078

>>28297844
You'll have to wait until support is available, I'm sorry anon. Unless there's a way to retry the payment, I've never had an issue with GSC before.

>> No.28298231

>>28298067
They should hold her for a while until payment gets sorted out. I don't think you should worry about losing her.

>> No.28298249

>>28298078
>>28298231
I hope so, man. I hope so.

>> No.28298265

>>28298067
NIGGER WHY ARE YOU POSTING HERE THAN AND NOT SOMEWHERE HELPFUL!!!!

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>> No.28298273

>>28282521
It's also her chuuba signature. Took her 12 seconds on debut.

>> No.28298297

>>28298270
0/10 literal fucking cow tits

>> No.28298347

>>28298270
What the fuck are those lumpy deformities on her chest?

>> No.28298370

>>28298270
8/10 Gura's ideal body

>> No.28298376

>>28297705
Check with your bank or CC provider for a fraud alert. Just contact GSC later to retry payment once you clear the transaction. The nendo is already manufactured to order so they aren't going to cancel the order immediately.

>> No.28298383

>>28277946
Why does this image remind me of that Home Movies cartoon

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>>28298383
Brendon...

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Goodnight, /ggg/

>> No.28298647

>>28298594
night bud

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gura... twitter activity onegai...

>> No.28299537

which vods are you watching in the mean time?

>> No.28299737

>>28299537
I'm watching Koyori play FF7.

>> No.28299786

>>28299537
hime sunbreak

>> No.28300004

goodbye shark

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