Where is mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

Mommy is gone! She took me to the toy aisle and said I could get one toy because I behaved well but she said she had to go to an idol meeting and that was 2 hours ago! Mommy where are you-uuuuuuu? Mommy please I'm scared, what did I do wrong?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
Oh no... Idol meeting for 2 hours? Yea... You might have a new father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
>>29713809
This sapling will move to an orphanage very soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
I want to abandon a cute little sapling in a toys r us

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
Come back mom, I'm starting to worry... uuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
How did you get a Lego prince of persia set in 2022?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714242
By picking it up off of the shelf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
Why are you at the girls aisle? Are you gay or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714368
Its because you keep trying to rape saplings, its conditioning them

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
dont let noel, fubuki, suisei, calli, or iroha take you somewhere anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
ANON GET OUT OF THE GIRLS TOY ISLE OR PEOPLE WILL CALL YOU GAY, HURRY!!

[Anonymous No.]

wtf is wrong with this fanbase lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714734
the female caregiver fetish caused by neglect

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714734
they keep making these threads to get one post of minor fame on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714734
too much Brawndo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714410
Im not trying to "rape" them, im trying to make them into real men

[Anonymous No.]

Realistic fears thread?
Realistic fears thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714734
>fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>29715078
Just be gentle at least, they're scared little guys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29715078
MOMMY PLEASE COME BACK I'M SCARED HE'S SAYING SCARY THINGS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29715318
Awwww. The mommiesboy is calling for his mommy again. You won't stay like that forever you know? You will have to grow up one day and I can help you with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29715625
How exactly do you fuck these saplings? You're not the ball impregnator are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29715625
MOMMYYYYY!!!! IT HURTS MOMMY!!!! UUUUUuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
Stupid brat! Shut up! This is a store, not a daycare. stop your crying or I'll give you something to cry about

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714734
The mind boggles

[Anonymous No.]

I will be hated by generations to come but onde day saplings will see that my wicked actions were justiffied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29715806
Ohhh come on! Don't tell me that you've gone nuts. This is just the beginning my little faglings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714734
Saplings don't call Fauna "mommy"
They just say "I MISS FAUNA" and post a distorted Fauna.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop, you are embarrassing yourself and other users of the board

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
I'm towa, can I be your oneesan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
Anon you were suppose to get on the bus with us. We are at the movies now, and are going to watch Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank. It's going to start soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716172
Absolutely hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714734
>he thinks saplings are behind all this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716903
Can you prove they are not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716172
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716321
What will Risuposter do when he rips off a Sapling's pants only to find this >>29716172

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716948
Still rape the sapling. The diapers only make the risuposter hornier.

[Anonymous No.]

Certified Funny™ Thread
>>29713631

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
Mommy is right over here :)

[Anonymous No.]

I miss mommy and her BreadNigger friend..... *Sigh*....

[Anonymous No.]

uuuuuu i don't care anymore, it feels good if it hurts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29717850
Sapling, no! This isn't what mommy would have wanted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29717959
uuuuu the images are there when I close my eyes... no matter how much I shower I don't feel clean anymore... uuuuuuuu mommyyyyy why did you leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716743
Sh-She’s coming back… She knows how much I love kitty movies and… and… uuuuuuuuuuuu…

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
nice thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
i swear to god this is the worst fucking thread i have ever seen

[Anonymous No.]

Based thread, Mommy would be proud

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
come here fagling, we'll take you to your mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716172
This is fake it's gotta be right? Anon probably has a kid, atleast I hope. Well actually anyone having a kid here is pretty awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716743
Sapling field trip with Fauna to see this sounds kino and cozy out of 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716172
>Baby lotion is still sealed
>bottles are brand new, no visible scratches
>4 types of diapers including both baby boys' and girls'

[Anonymous No.]

>>29720343
This is what you get for contaiment breaching. Redditors spammingthe same memes over and over thinking they're funny to make it into an ebin retweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716172
Damnit, I can't let you beat me out for Mommy's love... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714835
>>29715133
>>29716903
>>29717184
>>29721125
Saplings have been making these threads since Fauna's debut. You are actually retarded if you believe that every single IMF thread exists to get Twitter clout. Literally search any archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29721474
No. They did the first ones, sure but then this got hijacked into some weird one-upping Twitter cringe. I know because I am one

[Anonymous No.]

>>29720688
I hope these nice God fearing ladies help me find Mommy soon....

[Anonymous No.]

What is wrong with saplings

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
>"Attention shoppers! The store is now closed! Please make you way to the exit!"
>*lights go out*
...mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29721647
Maybe they'll become our new mommies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29721728
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
MOMMY PLEASE COME BAAAAAAACK!
I'M SOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYY!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>29722278
I don't need a new mommy though. I have Fauna...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29722278
I DON'T WANT NEW MOMMIES!
I!
WANT!
MOMMY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
Why not go to the idol meeting room and look for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29722487
I can't! Mommy said only idols are allowed in there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29721567
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Im getting emotionally attached to this hypothetical sapling can somebody just give him the happy ending so i can stop worrying and go to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714835
Mainstream social media was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

Mommy will come back I'm sure she's going to security guard now to unlock the doors get you sappling

[Anonymous No.]

>>29723219
No. This is a statement about saplings getting cucked.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is something

[Anonymous No.]

>>29722332
OW!
AAAAAAAAAA!
MOMMY!!!
I TRIPPED! I HAVE A BOO-BOO!
MOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY!!!
...
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29724441
M-MOMMY!?
MOMMY!!!
MOMMY I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE ME! I WAS SO SCARED! I THOUGHT I DID SOMETHING WRONG AND YOU HATED ME FOREVER AND-

[Anonymous No.]

>>29724754
...
Y-You're not... Who are...
...uuu...

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks sapling, i needed something to laugh at in these sad times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29724754
Oh what's this? A little sapling lost and alone in the dark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29724996
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
FAAAUUUUNAAAAAAA HEEEEEELP!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716321

[Anonymous No.]

>>29724996
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
MOMMY HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29725281
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29725490
>"Opening shift. Man, I hate this job."
>"You're telling me. Hey, who was that lady that was in here yesterday? The green chick?"
>"Oh, Fauna. Yeah, she's some sorta celebrity."
>"The fuck was with all those little shits she was with, all crying and screaming and everything? Gave me a fuckin' headache."
>"I dunno man. She was taking them out shopping before going to the theater, I think. They're, like, her fans, but also her kids or something? Like I said man, I dunno."
>"Fuckin' weird. Hey, you smell that?"
>"Ugh! Yeah. What is it?"
>"Smells like something died. Did a racoon get in?"
>"Let me get the lights. There. Now, let's- oh fuck!"
>"Oh my God!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29726018

[Anonymous No.]

mommy where are you ??

[Anonymous No.]

>>29726074
Oh nyo they've been made into an onahole

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
kek this fucking board

[Anonymous No.]

>>29726420
Fauna don't look!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29721355
A-anon? What are you planning to do?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>29726074
uuu...uuu...uuuuuu! UUUUU!
AAAAAAAA!
W-What? It was... It was just a dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29727810
>"Are you alright, my little sapling? Did you have another squirrel nightmare?"
M-MOMMY! Mommy I was so scared! I- I was in a store! And you weren't there! And then it was dark! And then... then...
>"Shh... It's okay, sapling. It was just a bad dream. Mommy will make you feel all better!"
Mommy...
>"Now, we don't want to be late! I'm taking you all to go see Paws of Fury later, remember? I know how much you love kitty movies!"
Yaaay!
>"There we go! I love you, my cute little sapling!"
I love you too, Fau-Fau!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29728012
I'm glad the sapling got a happy ending.
Guess you could say I'm kinda sappy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29728012
Can we get popcorn for the movie mommy? And a soder? I wuv root beer it's my favorite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29728012
...ehehe...ehehehe...mmm...mommy...
mmmmmmmmm...
mmm?
...
Mommy?
...
...uuu......

[Anonymous No.]

>>29728092
>>29728472
Sorry fellas, I couldn't resist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29728639
Have the lights turn on and the sapling wakes up in the movie theater!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29728788
There's no happy end for this sapling, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29728962
Booooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29728012
god! DAMNIT!!!!!!!!
*chair clattering*

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate that the horny risuposter has made me start having dreams about being a small limbless sapling and getting raped, and even worse I’m starting to like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716172
oh fuck that's me.

Want to see what I've been up to since then? I've made some... improvements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729205
Anon
I'm curious and afraid

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729139

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729139
You must cleanse yourself. It should at least be Fauna doing the raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729282
Tbh it's equally hot if the sapling is getting raped while Fauna stands by and does nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729205
Show me. Show me how to be better committed to Mommy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729205
I need tips! Whenever Fauna stops streaming, I get scared! And when I get scared, I have accidents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729242
>>29729337
I'm working on something. Something incredible. Something spectacular. All for mama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729320
uuuuuuuuuuuu
That does not sound like the Mommy I know and love!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729593
I hate you and your attention whoring so much. I hope Fauna isn't /here/ so she doesn't has to sully her eyes with your disgraceful posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729593
Are those ponies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729686
I went down to the store and just picked out a random assortment of stickers, MLP seemed to be what was in at the moment. Those two at the bottom are stuffed animals I've had for god knows how long. I found them in the closet.

>>29729671
She would never come to a website like this are you insane?

Plus, I don't want to show her this. I'd like her to be my mommy without her knowing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729593
>Reverse image search
>0 results found
Please tell me you're also the ecofascist sapling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729827
The ecofascist sapling is too based to be a diaperfag ERPer

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729827
Nah. I'm not much into violence (I know, contain your surprise) and I'm also a malnourished little weakling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
>>29716172
>>29729593
Greatest reason to never be a sapling.

Shame, I kinda thought she was cool, but you guys are deranged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729593
What is this exactly? That's a ton of towels. Is it just a shrine or something you look at to remind yourself of your place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29730116
>I refuse to like a chuuba because some creep on 4chan likes her
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>29730367
Diapers (though those are too big for me. Got a size way too big unfortunately.)

The rest is just stage one of a nursery in progress.

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS MOMMY WHERE IS MOMMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>29728788
Aww mom I fell asleep during paws of fury. How was it? Did the good guys win? Can I bring my popcorn and soda hope in their novelty containers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29714368
75% of Saplings are female

[Anonymous No.]

>>29730496
Yeah, but what's the point without MOMMY herself to dress and nurse you?!?! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29730729
It was so much fun!
I loved the big fat orange kitty cat! He was so funny! Mommy laughed a lot!
Mommy said she'll make us all oh-moo-rice when we get home! This is the best day ever!
...hey, are we missing somebody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729593
Based as fuck, never change

[Anonymous No.]

>>29730817
Fauna giving you milkies after changing your diaper!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Saplings are the most Entertaining of the Schizo fanbases

[Anonymous No.]

>>29728012
the happy end

[Anonymous No.]

>>29730954
As long as Mommy is happy I am too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29731202
uuuu...
I don't have a Gosling strong enough for this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29731277
Which are the schizo fanbases? Who are we beating out?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that fauna died 5 years ago of ligma and you are on a schizophrenic episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>29731682
Kronies and piggyschizo from the IRyS generals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29731741
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Mommy mommy!
Can we get ice cream after the movie?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29726074
epic story anon! upvoted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29731682
any of the /here/chuuba schizos + the nijifalseflagschizos + kronies+chumbuds +deadbeats

[Anonymous No.]

>>29731741
Proof that meds are the biggest evil created by man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729593
I fucking hate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29730748
Lmao as if

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729593
Fake it's for your kids.
I won't believe anything till I see a man sized turd in one of those with a time stamp.
Or preferably see the turd come out of your ass with today's newspaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29732326
Much like /a were all little girls here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29732004
>"If you behave yourselves on the way back, then maybe we can get a few ice cream sandwhiches for my favorite, cutest saplings!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29732348
Anon… I want it to be fake too, but those diapers are way too big for children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29732004
Mommy is gonna give us zero calorie frozen yoghurt since we're too young and dumb to care about the difference and to teach us to become healthy and happy adults since she loves us so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
I am a sappling but these mommy issues faggots are an embarrassment, I hope that at least they will never break containment so Fauna won't have the misfortune of seeing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29732633
>sandwhiches
IMMERSION RUINED

[Anonymous No.]

Do saplings really fantasize about suckling fauna's nursing breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29732348
they also called the suipiss anon fake and see how it ended

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733089
>I hope that at least they will never break containment
It's a little too late for that, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733136
I'm not a sapling and i think about it a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29732348
I said they're too big for me and that's why I use them for display purposes... I'm not fat, I'm underweight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733136
Let me put it this way.
If I got the opportunity to subsist off of nothing but Fauna's milk straight from the titty for a month straight, I would take it without any hesitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733136
m-mommy milkies... my junior feels silly... uuuu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733136
I think most straight men and half of the girls out there would fantasize with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733136

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733110
Saplings eat sammiches.
Fauna, a woman of high stature, dosen't stoop to such base contortions of language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733305
Sounds like you are in sore need of momma's milk to grow big and strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733695
uuuuuuuuu!
Mommy's making sure I grow up to be the strongest sapling I can be!
*burp!*

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733136
I'm not even a sapling and I wanna nurse on her fat milkers
For the first time in a while I'd feel relaxed and calm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733695
That would be nice... but I know she wouldn't ever do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29734174
>"Uuu... we're hungry tonight, aren't we? I'm sorry I haven't fed you in so long... but I'll treat you extra special to make up for lost time. Go ahead, my cute little sapling~ Drink as much as you want... and I'll go ahead and take care of down there for you..."

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know who she's playing Fortnite with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29734174
>"Uuu... we're hungry tonight, aren't we? I'm sorry I haven't fed you in so long... but I'll treat you extra special to make up for lost time. Go ahead, my cute little sapling~ Drink as much as you want... and I'll go ahead and take care of down there for you..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716172
>>29729593
What did I tell you about taking my phone using my laptop and going on 4chan? And why are you taking pictures of the diapers? Go feed your brother and sister, take the dog out, and do your homework, or you're in big trouble when your dad comes home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29734566
I really want her to do this, but displaying her disgust at me instead like in that nurse-shota doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>29734566
I might just become a sapling if my Oshi graduates one day because of shit like this.
nursing handjobs from a gentle mommy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733136
Even if you don't like Fauna or are gay or a female, you must suck on those breasts like it's your last meal. It's the only right answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29735860
My mother used to nurse me until I was 11 and now I am a mess as a result

[Anonymous No.]

>>29734497
she is not playing fornite, she will help mumei play goi

[Anonymous No.]

>>29736138
you okay bro? what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29735098
I know it's a joke but man that like... hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733305
Can you produce a large enough turd to convince me it's real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29736138
How does this even work?
Don't boobs stop making milk like a few months after the baby is crapped out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29738598
hormone supplements can stimulate milk production

[Anonymous No.]

>>29738598
They work for as long as there is someone sucking on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29738674
So this anons mom took supplements to give him titty milk for 11 years?
Also,
Say hypothetically, like if I gave my girlfriend these supplements would I be able to drink her titty milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29738810
Then everyone woman that has. Had a kid should be producing milk forver cuz if my wife I had a kid I would be drinking that shit like an Irishman does beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29738808
>girlfriend
if true go for it and live your dream anon.
Make her undergo vocal training to imitate Faunas voice and make her wear the costume though

[Anonymous No.]

>>29738883
Yes that's how it works. But not all men have a lactation fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729593
You know what? At least you are not microwaving used ones like pamperchu.

[Anonymous No.]

>It’s six o’clock, dinner time!
>You excitedly bounce up to Fauna in the kitchen while she’s making herself tea
>”Ara ara, we’re impatient tonight, aren’t we? Okay then, little sapling.”
>Fauna reaches down and scoops you up in her arms, holding you close to her chest as she carries you into the living room
>Fauna sits down in her reading chair, setting aside her teacup and letting you rest on her knee
>She looks down at you and smiles, you’re just so excited it’s contagious
>Fauna reaches into her dress, pulling it down and letting her breast hang out
>The sight of her pink, erect nipple already has your leaves quivering in excitement
>”Okay then, sapling! Up you go!”
>Mommy scoops you up again, bringing you close to her breast
>You open your mouth as wide as you can, wrapping your lips around her areola, letting her nipple rest on your tongue
>You feel mommy’s hand caressing the back of your head, and you can already taste her sweet milk
>You start to quickly suckle, squeezing her breast with your mouth and tongue
>Milk starts to flow from mommy’s teat and down your throat
>”There you go… that’s a goooood sapling…”
>You feel your cheeks turn pink as warm milk fills your mouth, you gulp it down as fast as you can
>Suddenly you feel your throat tighten, an air bubble! It hurts!
>But mommy’s already patting you on the back, soothing you
>”Shh… it’s okay, sweetie… slower… slower…”
>You calm down, closing your eyes as you start to take long, slow gulps.
>Mommy’s milk is flowing quickly now. It’s gone from thin and sweet to thick and creamy, but it still tastes so good.
>Mommy starts to whisper to you.
>”That’s it. There you go, my cutest little sapling. Drink up… you’re gonna need a lot to get nice and big for mama… you’re gonna need plenty of milk if you’re gonna be mommy’s strongest sapling someday…”
>You take one last gulp of milk, filling your belly, before your lips unlatch with a soft *pop!*
>You see mommy’s red, puffy nipple. A drop of milk sits quivering on her teat, and a thin line of spittle hangs between it and your lip.
>With her napkin, mommy cleans your mouth.
>You feel so sleepy, filled with warm milk. You look up at Fauna with a hazy expression, and a small burp rumbles up out of you. Fauna giggles.
>”There you go! Nice and full! You’re such a good sapling!”
>You smile. You start to doze off in mommy’s arms. Fauna lowers you onto her lap, arm wrapped around you, and lets you lean back against her tummy. She gently strokes your face.
>”Do you need a nap? Sure you do, tired little sapling. C’mon… get nice and cozy. Mama’s not going anywhere.”
>You smile. Your eyelids grow heavy. You nuzzle up against Fauna’s sleeve, and start to doze off to sleep.

It’s good to be a sapling, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

Mommy on the telly with auntie Moomie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29739954
why did this hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729205
Do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29739954
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29739954

[Anonymous No.]

>>29739954
Well, shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716925
every sapling knows that fauna don't like to be called mommy, She sees herself as an onee-san instead. Every fagg who call fauna mommy is not a sapling

[Anonymous No.]

>>29733136
Bro not even a sapling, I just popped into this thread for fun. As soon as I read your post I was overcome with the desire to get a nursing handjob from Mother Nature. Basically, what straight man wouldn’t want that?

[Anonymous No.]

Are all you saplings doing ok? If any one of you are still scared I will take care of you ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29741690
auugghh! M-mommy... I don't deserve yuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>29741690
I don't give a shit what fauna thinks, I still will force her to give me her teats at gunpoint

[Anonymous No.]

>>29742112
Squirrel mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29742329
Yes darling. I can cuddle with you if you like. Would you like a nice cuddle session while we wait?

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is going on a twitter /vt/ compilation

[Anonymous No.]

>>29742713
Hi mom! I'm on the telly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29742479
will squirrel mommy make my pee pee not tingly anymore, I don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29742941
OF COURSE I am very skilled at fixing that. Just let me take a look and I will make it all better. You may need to put it in pic related to fix it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29743222
You idiot. You're supposed to RAPE the saplings, not GROOM them! That's Fauna's job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29738910
I don't have a gf, I was just trying to sound cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>29745876
>I don't have a gf
Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29745962
Thanks anon. Been bumming about that lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29726420
Clingy sapplings being dommed by Risu being /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29743222
This hole feels funny I think I peed in there but its not the right colour. I need a nap I feel tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>29716172
This is so fucking fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>29713631
A switch is being sent to you anon >>29714512

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729593
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29732348
Don't encourage

[Anonymous No.]

>>29729593
>ponies
chumbronies to saplings pipeline is real